#my mom was so confused

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Watched the Barbie movie on my birthday, and was pleased to inform my mother that the movie had a gay cock ring Ken cameo.

[coffeeinthecold]

my tc: exists

me:

[nocturnesword]

Xenogears

[sp1rit-realm]

therapists are always smarter than loser anons

goodnight! i love you!!!!! (i don’t know an onamonapea for really fast smooches x5 because smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch is too slow…..unless you read it really fast)

i don’t know your eyeball speed

DREAM OF REMUS, AND ME, AND BUTTER CHURNING!!!!

fun fact: i made butter by accident when i was a child because my mommy gave me a thing of milk and it had a lid on it and i shook it the whole day and made butter.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[saebaragi]

here's a conversation that actually happened just now in my house

little sister: there's poor people on that reality too, like that one, I think... that one is poor, I'm sure

my mom, drunk: I'm poor!

me: hey, me too! if you're poor and I'm poor, then who's driving the car?

little sister: I'm not poor anymore (she just got her first payment at her first job)

my mom: hmm how about you dear?

my dad: I'm the driver

[monochromepanda]

[arrimorr]

Sometimes I genuinely forget what a big mystery "the author of the journals" tm was to the gravity falls fandom. If I had a chance to tell my 9 y.o self that I know who the guy is, kin him, drew a bunch of fanart with him and also ship him with the goddamn bill cipher she would have had an aneurysm

[morganbritton132]

Follow up to this post that’s a follow up to this post:

Gareth has not known peace since band practice. Any time he’s in the vicinity of Steve Harrington, one of his friends makes a dumbass comment about Steve and his mom.

*Basketball practice ends at the same time Hellfire does*

Grant: Do you need to catch a ride with your new dad?

*Steve leaving Gareth’s house as the same time they were arriving*

Jeff: Do you think they were fucking?

*Steve stops by Gareth’s locker to ask if his mom owns a synthesizer and then moves on*

Eddie: Family reunion?

Gareth: Fuck. Off. I hate all of you.

[mineralboa]

thought id try out the meme @creeps-and-pasta made :]

[cringelordofchaos]

// for even if I'm far away, I hold you in my heart //⟩ 💙💜

[zivazivc]

Did Les and Hed know either of their fathers?

Yes, they lived with both actually, and they both refer(red) to both of their fathers as "dad" (well, hed's father was daddy).

They lived with Hed's dad and their mom in a small village/town in the rock kingdom since Les was basically still a baby and till he was around 8 or 9 when their mom died (Hed then being 4 or 5). Soon after that Les ran away and took Hed with him, because Hed's dad was very abusive toward him and it only got worse when Les grew to the height and size of an adult rock troll at around 8 years old. Les had a very hard time growing up in the rock kingdom in general, he was the only mixed genre troll where they lived and no one ever treated him age-appropriate because of his size, even unintentionally. Don't even get me started on the bigotry. :(

So then Les ran away with Hed to go find his biological dad, because surely his real dad who is also a funk troll like him would like him more. (Somehow they managed to find him with the help of one old photo Les had of him.) It turned out that wasn't the case and Les quickly realized that the funk trolls didn't consider him as one of their own either. But his dad still (reluctantly) decided to take them in if they stayed out of the way. And that's where they grew up and lived (in Vibe City) until not that long before they meet Floyd. It was a very strange and not at all child friendly environment because Les's dad lives in a cramped apartment with a bunch of stoner roommates and with different trolls coming and leaving all the time, so their home was more a hangout den for a bunch of washed up adults than an actual home...

The two rock trolls' first month there; Les was learning how to play the bass and he got super into it and he broke into song which then ended up with a punk rock scream, Hed heard it and started screaming all over the apartment (normal and healthy behavior for many rock troll kids):

Floyd also had the misfortune of meeting both of them (Les's dad intentionally and Hed's dad by chance). It's an understatement if I say he despises them

[dizzybizz]

crunchy gravel

[silusvesuius]

steer clear of ....the illigitimate child of... nvm

[martlet-my-beloved]

ran out of comic ideas so *gestures* take a doodle dump instead

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[askarkham]

I feel like I could keep asking forever. There are so many things I want to know about your canon, but I'll stop because they are really so many questions (Damian visiting Catwoman, his mother, in Arkham? How hard must that be? How is their relationship? Or things about Jason Todd, to mention a few). Thank you so much for running this blog, it's been a source of joy ever since I discovered when I first created my tumblr years ago. So much has happened ever since, but still your blog remains as that source of joy. Really, thank you. I wish you all the best.

"I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends."

-Walt Whitman