#my rl story

[coffinpal]

Mama Duck end

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[paimonial-rage]

what are they like in a relationship? For diluc

do you have headcanons about them? for xiao

[Character Analysis Ask Meme]

What is Diluc like in a relationship?

The day you found out his feelings, he didn’t approach the matter like most men in Mondstadt. He didn’t smile, nor did he meet your gaze. If you had to be honest with yourself, it seemed as if he wanted to be anywhere but here with you. Yet even with his stiff expression, he asked if you would meet him on the veranda privately. There, with the sun setting from behind and a slight dusting of red upon his cheeks, he then requested permission to court you. 

It doesn’t take you very long to notice how awkward he is in his courtship of you. Whenever you walk side by side, he always keeps a respectable distance. He does not reach for your hand, nor does he hold you close. Still, you can’t deny he’s earnest. Every meeting greets you with a bouquet of flowers. Every parting leaves you with a kiss upon your hand. 

It takes you a bit longer to see through his cold exterior. How his frowns when you speak are only in frustration due to not knowing how to respond in a way that’ll make you smile. How his eyes tend to follow you when he thinks you are not looking. How he turns away to hide his smiles when you do something that warms his heart. 

You come to the conclusion that even though he left his past behind him, he is a knight through and through. Never having been in a relationship before, he lets propriety dictate the way he acts toward you. It’s so incredibly stiff and awkward, you can’t deny that. And yet, when you look in his eyes, all you can feel is warmth. 

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Xiao Headcanons

Self-focused

Though many of the workers at the Wangshu Inn attempt to create a calming atmosphere for Xiao, there’s nothing he hates more than silence. Many people would not expect it with the young adeptus, introverted as he is. How would they know that the worst times of his life were spent struggling to survive on his own? And the best? When he closes his eyes, he can still hear them—the melodious voice of Sister Bonanus, the loud and rambunctious teasing of Brother Bosacius—his family. Sometimes, on the worst nights, he finds himself drawn to the edges of Liyue Harbor to let the sounds of life and living draw him to sleep.

Relationship-focused

Though you may have realized it before entering into a relationship with him, it only becomes even more noticeable after that Xiao isn’t one to express his needs. Oftentimes, it’s only until after he’s fully withdrawn himself that you realize something may have happened that caused him undue stress. It takes you time to realize that it’s not because he’s upset with you or that he doesn’t trust you; it’s simply that he does not wish to inconvenience you with his problems. It’ll take time and patience before he feels truly comfortable relying on you during his weakest moments.

[thisonesock]

For everyone wondering

[popponn]

i'm this close to opening discussion whether (is it possible that) kaiser is a playboy or not

[insinirate]

sth for the bird app

[keeper-of-gates]

soooo

i figured out that, alongside figuring out my pan awakening from moshi Monsters (x) from the age of 10, that i now started to figure out that, well, i liked Ice King as a kid. or, admittedly, i like Ice King, Ice Queen and Simon Petrikov altogether as a whole back then

now granted, I didn't watch much tv as a kid once i got introduced to yt and old minecraft youtubers that now leave a sour taste in my mouth, but when i did get a chance or i was at a relatives' place, i managed to watch Adventure time casually when it came up alongside TAWOG and Regular Show and mind you these episodes of AT were seasons 1-3. i didnt watch the rest of the series until 2016/2017.

Ice King was the sad sack he was, somehow grabbing my attention as this old man getting beaten up daily yet simply wants affection because he's lonely. This seemingly misunderstood old man who is also crazy enough with some suspiciously non-subtle undertones of him being submissive that somehow dug an unconscious idea into my psyche that now is brought upon any fictional character i like to be inflicted on, and funny enough, Simon is not much better in the new season. He's utterly pathetic and yet intriguing to me, how willingly selfless yet how he simply can't even handle life and would worsen himself if left to his own devices.

Ice queen however is a fucking icon. I love her despite how limited her original screen time was. She may also be as utterly pathetic as her counterpart, but look at her! Part of my pan awaking as well, let alone just the start of my type.

And our new ice king variant, the Winter King, who simply served cunt and went out like ash off a cigarette. Utterly brilliant yet utterly interesting enough if he can be as pathetic if he had gotten the chance to.

Ice queen walked so Winter King can run, end of story

[mushangaa]

idk man you guys infected me with the cowboyF!Leo thing but bc I have no chill whatsoever when it comes to such things I started doodling around and horsegirlP!Leo has entered the chat too and I have no fucking idea were any of this is even going if anywhere but apparently I am cooking? I see if I can sort out this mess a lil and draw a little more. the fuck is my life right now smgh.

[aleksa-sims]

RL Simself-Story (18+)

CW: adult content

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Pic 1:

Daniel: Since my brother’s been here with us, you’re constantly horny. What’s he done to you?

Me: You, drove me crazy D.! And I love you sm. ….. Let’s go upstairs, he’ll be right back.

Daniel: I don’t give a shit! This is my apartment! And I can’t stop now, and you don’t want me to stop either.

Me: Please, D.!

Pic 2:

We finally made up for what we missed the last weeks. Daniel’s half brother was also with us for a few days and I met Tina. She called me! What she told me about Daniel confused me, but he didn’t know anything about it and I wasn’t mad at him for it. But what this exactly was, I’ll tell you later. Because Daniel’s half-brother suggested to help me with Tina. I wasn’t sure at first if Tina was lying about Daniel? I knew Tina since she was a little girl. She wasn’t a bad person and didn’t seem mad, envious or pissed at me that day, rather…… lost & broken. Not like Isabella, for example. When she wanted to talk to me about Philip and the baby.

Still, my first mistake was that I even met Tina and my second mistake was that I told Daniel’s brother about it. He caught me crying and….. well, I told him. I mean it was nice that helped me but in the end… his help did me more harm than good.

Pic 3:

Daniel: That was…… awesome. You were awesome! And you know what? … I’m still feeling it.

Me: Yea. I know what you mean. But maybe we should take a break? We’ve only been doing sex for a week. And now I’m hooked on you. Like….. in summer.

Daniel: I like that!…. But no! We should try to take a little break. I don’t want to overwhelm you. And maybe trigger a panic attack on you again.

Me: You trigger everything else in me rn but definitely not a panic attack! And please don’t touch me! I can’t resist you.

Daniel: Close your eyes babe and try to fall asleep…. When you wake up, I’ll be there and won’t let you go.

Pic 4:

Daniel: Hey, baby.

Me: Hey..... You're so sweet. But what about our break?

Daniel: I can’t fall asleep next to you without kissing you first.

Me: ILY D.! I do whatever you want.

Pic 5:

Me: One night with you and she fell for you. I felt the same. Just one night with you was necessary to change my mind.

Daniel: She? Who are you talking about, babe?

Me: Shit! I-…I’m so lost in you. Sorry, Idk what I’m talking about. I was talking about myself.

Daniel: …. Ok, it’s all fine babe. But don’t look so sad. I love you… Hm, you want to do something else? We…. could go out a bit to get some fresh air or we visit Sandra & Liam.

Me: No. I want what you want.

Daniel: Ok. If that’s the case, I don’t want to talk you out of it.

Pic 6:

Daniel: Where you goin'?… Are you into my brother?

Me: Ahh... What??

Daniel: I’m not saying you’re cheating, I just asked if you like him. Do you imagine how we both do you? Like you did with Nico and Philip?

Me: Are you high or something? Honestly now! You start just like Nico did!! He asked me exactly the same question about Philip back then, so stop it! He put that shit into my head by asking me all those crazy questions.

Daniel: But you did it anyway, so he was right to assume you were into Philip. That’s exactly what I notice now. You and my brother, there’s something going on with you two. I saw him looking at you….. I want him gone! Tell him to get the fuck out of my apartment. Why is he even with us, that fucker? Why did you let him stay here?

Pic 7:

Me: You’re insane D.! I did this just for you! You told him if you lived here alone, he could stay, while I was present and standing right next to you! So what was I supposed to do, shut up? I just wanted to do you a favor like you helped Sandra and also my sister. I thought it would be good for you to meet your brother.

Daniel: And I meant what I said! If I was here alone, he wouldn’t bother me, but I fucking live here with my wife! I couldn’t have guessed that you feel obliged to let my strange half-brother live here with us. I’ll kick him out! And I don’t need him. I have my sister. She’s my only family.... And you.

[masked-alien-lesbian]

HLAW Day 5: Relationships

Anytime you need a friend

I will be here

You'll never be alone again

So don't you fear

Riley Rys

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you

We stick together and can see it through

Cause you've got a friend in me

You've got a friend in me

You find out who your friends are

Somebody's gonna drop everything

Run up and crank their car

Hit the gas, get there fast

I am here, if you need me, yeah

I'm in the wind, look for me friend

I'm in the stars, when you need me

When you have a friend

By your side

That helps you to find

The beauty of all

When you'll open your heart and

Believe in

The gift of a friend

Raelyn Lee

And I can't be without you

So don't go anywhere

You show me love like no one else has done yet

And with the road ahead

This is the beginning

Of this love story

Knowing clouds will raise up

Storms will race in

But you'll be safe in my arms

Rains will pour down

Waves will crash all around

But you'll be safe in my arms

Castles they might crumble

Dreams may not come true

But you are never all alone

Because I will always

Always love you

I wanted to do one for Lorelai and Xinghai but I couldn't find a full body sprite for them, but if I had been able to make an edit for them, their song would have been Perfect by Simple Plan.

@hanaleeappreciationweek

@lizzybeth1986

@sazanes

[writer-and-artist27]

[Image Description: Two screenshots from Fate/Grand Order showing in order, (1) the Bond Level Up screen for Archer Robin Hood, where his Bond Level has gone up from 14 to 15; and (2) a screenshot of Robin’s Servant card, with emphasis on all 5 of his extra bond diamonds beyond Bond 10 in the level screen being filled. End Description.]

…This took a little over five years. From May 8, 2019 to today, July 10, 2024.

First Bond 10, first Level 120, and now first Bond 15. Robin’s been through so much since I started this game. And I love him. Very very much.

And well, even if I’m about a year rusty…

I have to write a short story for celebration, right? With a song from Season 2 of Laid Back Camp and all.

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Robin slowly opened his eyes to the sensation of someone gently stroking his forehead. The scent of flowers tickled his nose as he inhaled, and looking up revealed starry brown eyes reflecting his image past a familiar big pair of glasses.

Vy's pretty starry brown eyes.

She was leaning over him, tucking a long strand of brown hair behind her ear to better show the smile growing on her face. Even when dressed in her Decisive Battle uniform from Chaldea, she looked radiant. "Good morning, handsome."

"...G' mornin' to you too, beautiful." Robin closed his eyes again once her left finger brushes some of the fringe out of the other side of his face, an incoming breeze making the incoming sunlight feel not so hot against his arms as he rested them along his stomach. "What're you doing, Vy?"

"I heard from Tama-san how a lap pillow could be relaxing, so I thought I could brush your hair to help you rest." With that said, Vy doesn't stop her stroking of his head, her thighs adequately plump enough against the back of his neck to act as a good cushion. She even twirls a small strand of his hair around her pinky finger with a giggle. "I know I'm not the best at taking breaks, but I at least want you to enjoy yours, Big Robin."

"This is already plenty, little sparrow." And yes, it was a little irritating to know she got the idea from that pink fox of all Servants, but it was better that it came from Tamamo Caster compared to, say, the two Koyanskayas that somehow found their way into Novum Chaldea to cause more headaches in their shared jail with BB. Robin shut his eyes to the thought, inhaling deeply to take in more of those flowers. More of Vy. "...At this rate, I won't want to get up."

"And that's fine." Vy gently pokes his cheek, giggling as a faint glint of gold comes into the corner of his vision with his next slow blink. An unmistakable glow of gold from her ring finger, just to match her lotus-shaped Command Seals. The tiny wing inscribed into the band shines just a little brighter to go along with the pink flower already there as she says, "Last I heard from Tama-san, wives are supposed to be there for their hubbies, right?"

"And vice versa," Robin retorts dryly, lacing his own fingers together and absently thumbing at his own silver band sitting at the base of his right ring finger. Caster Da Vinci didn't have to upgrade their rings with bird wings, but here they were. And it was nice to poke at. "A marriage's not a one-way street, Vy."

"Aye." Vy pats his cheek then, and opening his eyes reveals the blue stars of her eyes reflecting his image with pure love back at him. She leans down a little more, her breath mingling with his just as she says, "I love you, Big Robin."

Robin grins and leans up to meet her halfway. "I love you too, little sparrow."

Even in a simulated forest, it was another day of what would be a happier future to come. Bleached World resolution and all.

[lemorgo]

OC art dump to encourage yall to read my comic 

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

It was 1:57am and they were both trashed. Well, Sam was trashed (the lightweight). Dean was tipsy, probably shouldn't have driven them home, but he had and they'd made it back to the house John had rented for the summer. When they'd pulled up they'd both known that they'd get in trouble if caught, so Dean had turned the headlights off and killed the engine at the top of the driveway to coast as silently as possible in next to their dad's truck.

They'd taken off their shoes before walking up onto the porch and eased the door open as quietly as they could. So far so good, there was no sign of their dad on the first floor. Now, all they had to do was make it upstairs to the room they were sharing and hope that they had enough time to sleep off the effects of night before their dad woke them up.

They just had to get up the stairs.

The problem was that Sam was tired and really just wanted to sit down. He'd tried sitting down on the porch steps and again in the living room while Dean locked the door. Dean heaved him up, the kid had gotten so tall the last few months, and pushed him towards the stairs.

"Stop pushing me."

"Well keep moving then. And keep your voice down." Dean said, not whispering but keeping his voice as low as he could.

Sam did good until he started to slow down around the seventh step. Dean, who was maybe a little more than tipsy after all, jabbed at Sam's butt with his finger, meaning to just goose his brother to keep him moving, but managing to hit the bullseye and poked him right in the asshole.

In an annoyed stage whisper, Sam said, "Dude! Too deep!"

How they managed to make it into their room without waking John, they never knew, because they couldn't stop laughing that instead of saying something like, "Stop it!" Sam had, instead, basically just said, "Not that far in."

Years later, Dean could still get Sam to laugh with a well timed, "Dude, too deep."

[anghraine]

I was thinking about a genuinely refreshing post I saw a few days ago, but it also got me thinking about something else that I always end up coming back to.

I feel like a lot of people believe (consciously or not) that the problem with punitive justice is that we could be mistaken about guilt. The idea that we should be identifying and punishing wrongdoers remains. And I also feel like even this is smaller than the broader underlying assumption that determining guilt from innocence is essential to moral judgment of human beings' responses to one another.

And yes, sometimes it is one essential part of a larger picture. But I think the fixation on guilt vs innocence obscures such basic nuance as "some things are not right to do to anyone, no matter what that person is like." Someone being guilty of wrongdoing does not justify any and all responses to that wrongdoing. You can be on the "right side" in a general sense and still behave unconscionably towards your opponents, and so can larger bodies like communities and states. Human rights should exist, actually!

This idea that someone can be genuinely guilty and it's still not morally tolerable to do anything you want to them seems very basic on paper. But I see arguments essentially assuming the opposite across a lot of different contexts and I always find it really disturbing.

[theetwinkleboy]

casually blocking anyone who makes a ‘deku works at McDonald’s bc he’s quirkless’ post

[darabeatha]