#my thots for villains

[nonobadcat]

Yandere tomura x bunny girl reader noncon - 5 part story set to start this weekend. Chapters to be published every other week until complete.

Word count 20k

Summary:

Working at Animal Instict, the city's premiere hostess club for those who like their girls "pawsitively" attractive, may pay the bills but it'll cost your soul. Playing the brainless bunny girl everyone expected you to be, you were prepared to waste your life selling over priced champagne and sham companionship just to afford rent. When your efforts are rewarded with the client from hell, you try to stick to your bubblegum bimbo persona. However, being called boring by some crusty incel with the social skills of a trashcan is not something your pride can let slip by.

...and finding someone who hates society's games as much as him is not something Shigaraki Tomura can let go.

Rating - 18+

Content warnings:

Binge drinking Noncon, yandere, sexual harassment, stalking, threats of violence (reader directed), death (nonreader directed), oral (give/recieve), PnV intercourse (doggie), this purse costs $10,000 - let AFO buy it.

Look forward to it you villain fuckers.

[teardew]

blueberry ass nipple

[enbycupcake]

[ID, copied from ALT text: a digital painting of liu mingyan and ning yingying from scum villain, but as their proud immortal demon way counterparts. both of them have luo binghe's red on their robes. ning yingying is laying on her side, arm yearnfully caressing liu mingyan's arm. liu mingyan is looking down at her fellow wife, gaze hard to read and fist clenched. end ID]

pidw wives committing adultery on their lord husband–

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

The genuine confidence of Tai Lung on the bridge was damn hot I have to say. I'm not a furry, but human!Tai Lung can hit it

He probably has no idea how to interact with someone in a way that's not related to martial arts. He doesn't know any way to hit it aside from literally hitting something lol

If he found someone cute for the first time he'd be legit confused and probably train the weird feelings away to make those feelings "useful"

Hrrrrrrrr imagine humanoid Tai Lung with leopard ears and a tail that always sways a little when he sees Darling

A Darling who somehow manages to catch him by surprise because he keeps unconsciously letting his guard down when he's around them, so he reacts instinctively by pinning them in a hold before realizing they're not an opponent. Once he does he lets them down and snaps at them for interrupting whatever he was doing

Hating meditation even more than he used to as a child because Darling's face keeps popping into his head. So he decides to use them to help his training instead, just to make those feelings useful and not a total distraction. Like he'll legit lift them as a warm up exercise or make them hold up targets for him to practice precision strikes with.

Him getting sick and Darling taking care of him alongside other Jade Palace attendants, and while he has a fever he's forced to accept being helped in his pathetic weakling state. Darling puts a cool rag in his forehead while he starts falling asleep, and for the first time since Shifu took care of him as a baby, he starts purring and nuzzling their hand. He just thought he was dreaming so he didn't ever think much about it, but when he discovers it actually happened he avoids them for a full week

Hating the idea of them being a weakness for him, and resenting them for "making" him weak just by existing. But also not wanting to get rid of them either...Arrrgh, how is he so strong and powerful when a weakling like Darling can cloud his mind like this?

So he decides to once again make his feelings for them useful by using them as motivation. He'll become the Dragon Warrior, and in addition to achieving his destiny as the strongest warrior in the world and receiving ultimate power, he'll have earned them as well.

Also Shifu can see how his ears perk up, how his tail sways a little sometimes, and how his pupils widen a little whenever That One Palace Attendant is with him. I think he'd initially discourage Tai Lung from doing anything that would distract him from his rightful destiny, but Oogway would probably tell him that loving someone is not a distraction or weakness. Compared to that, only a fool would consider the Dragon Scroll more important.

...still, our guy Oogway would also see how the darkness in Tai Lung might hurt those he cares about. Maybe he'd try to encourage Tai Lung being around Darling to a) dissuade him from working so hard to become the Dragon Warrior, since he never can be and b) bring a little bit of light to diminish the darkness in his heart. Love isn't a form of kung fu, but it IS a powerful force of nature, after all.

[thotsforvillainrights]

At work rn but...

Sorry, husband? Sorry? Husband, sorry?

[blessedbucky]

thinkin bout nanami who got so broken by haibara’s death and so disgusted by the system that lead up to an innocent teenager dying so brutally that he went with geto to become a curse user.

thinkin bout how bitter it left you. the only one left behind in your class. how much you grew to resent him.

thinkin bout how all that flies out of your head the first time you meet curse user!nanami out in the field because he fucks you stupid

[alfairy]

[bingqiu-brainrot]

"If things kept going on like this, maybe there really would be a day when they exchanged flirtatious banter. Pah, if that day really came, he'd eat three kilos of shit!"

Shang Qinghua, how does that shit taste?

[zombiejette]

Me: Finally in my villain era

Also me: *proceeds to be the nicest person I can be and stresses out over accidentally hurting someone’s feelings while overthinking my communication style*

[imafraidoftomorrow]

If I was in the My Hero verse, I would just pull a Christine Daae and "pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God gave me courage to show you you are not alone" all the villains and smooch 'em

[sin-sidejob]

hello! do you take requests for rand?

[stardustintheabyss]

This is tied for my favorite jjk scene (we all know what its tied with)

~spoilers below~

"Only I should die!"

The feels I am feeling right now :')

[crims0nghozt]

i showed my niece my fave episodes of kim possible (literally the ones with Monty in them) and i was like "Monty's my husband 🥰" and at first she was like "ew he's gross!" and now she's saying he's HER husband!!!! she better back off or it's gonna get physical quick😡.............. PLUS SHE'S SAID MULTIPLE TIMES SHE DOESN'T LIKE MONKEYS??

plus earlier she said she liked a guy on this show (which i doubt cuz i'm sure she hasn't watched this since she's so young) and i named a bunch of the guy characters on kp, and when i mentioned professor dementor, she said she liked him 💀 DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS???

[thotsforvillainrights]

Why is my back archin?

[head-thots]

It's been 48 hours since I binge rewatched Gravity Falls, and I'm. Not OK.

[candlein-themirror]

trust when i return home from vacation i will begin crafting my mega essay on capitalism + fandom 🙏