#my vegan dreams

[oscill4te]

i feel like no one wants to see animal death (photos) which i understand but i had quite a jumpscare at work today. walked in the freezer to put some things away for the meat department and see a pigs whole head sitting on a gray tray... her body is gone but her head is not butchered, except for her eyes. you can see her teeth..even the hairs on her chin... her snout. but no eyes. ... could not stop staring.

[evanbuckleysarms]

[roeswater]

this vegan bakery in la is literally run by the worst woman I’ve ever had the displeasure of knowing in my life

[creepyscritches]

It's so funny how I used to be a rigid vegetarian for years but I have never thought something was too cute to eat like I'll bite a cow it's true cute things taste better come here

[previoustags]

First day we haven't spent time together in 4 days I need him...........

[gender-euphowrya]

oh no

[differentone001]

What's their problem?

[samantabrzozowska]

"I am a yummy fruit of paradise."

~ Sam

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

Just read the weirdest thread on my suggestions,

A.V. : Oh so now Cattle is a danger to the planet? Well riddle me THIS "VEGUNS" (they mean like, the U.N. but whatever), Replace All those grazing livestock with a Soy Field Monocrop and what will you have?? 40 years from now, it'll be the same if not W0rse! You want Pesticide drenched, Toxic sludged, Water Draining, Small Rodent killing harvesting PLANT FARMS is that what you want?!

Me: ....im hopin for a hydroponic farm in a gutted out building near the grocery store?

[aurpiment]

obsessed with all your extremely detailed and specific dreams. and your intense subconscious parasocial relationship with uklg. respect

🫡

Thank you. I am honestly having a lot of fun here. Even when it’s a stress dream about having to impress uklg’s surviving relatives, because the absurdity of the scenario is always funny in retrospect. It is inherently a silly genre of stress dream to have.

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I live NOWHERE near Portland

[djitch]

Late Night, All Night, All Day, Cafeteria Bar and Grill Weekly Menu (Week 3)

Monday - Friday:

Infinite Chilli - This weeks layer is... SILT.

Slow-cooked Slotortaur Soup - Come try this abominably good crime against nature. First 20 customers get to take home the shells/pelts.

Dream Stew - Taro, okra, chilli and garlic stewed in a thick tomato sauce, spiced with paprika, cumin, turmeric and black pepper. Served with your choice of rice or bread and garnished with fresh coriander. Optional toppings including Crème fraîche and Honey.

Saturday:

Long noodle bar - enjoy a single noodle, but long.

Sunday:

Roast dinner - Your choice of a whole Roast Chicken or Whole Roast Egg.

Drinks:

Coffee - Unlimited Refills

Blood - Horseshoe crab

Red - Chunky

Wine - Unlimited Recycles*

Dessert:

Jam Rolling Polly - Catch it if you jam.

Notes:

*Seemingly limited refills have not been sufficient to curb the City of Tower's rampant alcoholism, that being said I am loathe to tell any of my customers to stop drinking. So now you have infinite recycles. Drink the same glass of wine as many times as you like, teleported directly out of your stomach. If you want a fresh glass from now on you need to pay for it.

[tardis--dreams]

Dedicated to find some vegetarian food/snacks that are not cereal(bars) or flavored almonds!

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

Not to out myself as a theatre kid tm or anything but Rose Red Ghost Quartet kinda has some Eye vibes with the way she watched Pearl get run over by a train and took a picture of her death instead of trying to help.

[greystend]

I dreamed that I bought tumblr and lifted the porn ban. I wasn't even on here before the porn ban

[nettlestingsoup]

had a dream about hoshi in which we'd both turned into tigers to cross a desert but we wanted fried chicken from a greggs we found (yes, in the middle of the desert) and couldn't order as tigers so we had to make jeonghan go in and order for us?

for context, greggs is a cheap chain bakery that you'll find all over the uk, and they do not sell fried chicken.

[yousaytomato]

Is it a "pizza" if it's a wholemeal wrap with a hummus base and beetroot on top

What if I put cheese on and grill it....?