here are some photos of the fancy laddie or lassie i "adopted".
if anyone knows what it is, kindly let me know.
(please, excuse the poor quality of some of these shots)
hanging in there by boss' car
living large in someone else's web
kicked out by previous eight-legged occupant*, who clearly did not enjoy the forced webmate situation i sprang on it
*not shown here, but it was spying on me, my partner and new spider from inside the sideview mirror. only a couple of its legs peeped out.
when i was leaving for work i did not see it where i left it. i assumed it wither left or had one last fatal spat with the neighbour, who had fixed its web to perfection during the night.
so i opened the car door to leave and...
i poked at it a little as it played dead, until one of its leggies started twitching. i captured it in the cup from yesterday and transplanted it to the sideview mirror on the other side.
it tried to leave, then changed its mind and remained hanging from a thread, playing dead again, then it kept lifting along the thread, then dropping, still undecided. tried to use me as structure for its web and had to be discouraged. twice.
when i clocked out of work, it wasn't there any more. i tried looking for it, but it has either left, or is very well hidden.
goodbye titchy lad/lass. it was nice knowing you.
(but i won't miss your sticky web.)
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EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF THAT COMES OUT IN 2023
I don't know about everyone else but I've been getting kind of overwhelmed by the sheer amount of content I have to be excited about this year- definitely a good problem to have. I've compiled a chronological list with all the things to watch out for throughout the rest of this year.
Mystery Files premier THIS FRIDAY (05/19) at 12pm PT
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse- June 2nd
Jujutsu Kaisen season 2- July 6th
What We Do in the Shadows season 5- July 13
The Barbie Movie- July 21st
Good Omens season 2- July 28th
Our Flag Means Death season 2- sometime this summer
Heartstopper season 2- August 3rd
Red White and Royal Blue the movie- August 11th
Blue Beetle movie- August 18
New Hozier album- August 18
Five Nights At Freddy's movie- October 27th
The Magnus Protocol- in October
Ghost Files season 2- sometime this fall
Peacemaker season 2- sometime this fall
Anyways hopefully this helps. It'll help me at least!
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I'll admit, I love how the Mystery Incorporated villaisn just become straight Supervillains after a while.
"How did you brainwash these people?" "I used a pheromone that created an artificial sense of love."
"How did you fly and control lightning?" "I used a mini jetpack and cool iron man style lightning gadget on my hand."
"How did you enter people's dreams and make them do stuff?" "I created a dream machine and caused them to have Night.are on Elm street style visuons."
Yeah, that's always the craziest thing about Scooby-Doo villains. They have the intelligence to make this INCREDIBLE technology, and they use it for petty revenge and get rich quick schemes.
It's like this Spider-Man panel:
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Gwen Stacy has a “protect trans kids” flag in her room. Imagine if she has that because she has a trans little brother (male reader)?
I’d like to request platonic yandere Gwen Stacy with a younger brother who is ftm. :] It would also be really cool if you could add some headcanons with the others, because sometimes Gwen wants M/n to be safe, but can’t watch him herself. So she allows the ones she trusts the MOST (Hobie, Pavitr, Miles, whoever else) to watch and be with him for her!
(details that you can choose if you wanna include or not: dealing with transphobia, missing Gwen when she’s on missions, potentially cuddles because sometimes he just wants to be held and it doesn’t really matter who does it)
Warnings: yandere behavior, platonic Gwen, talks about harassment and transphobia,
A/N: this was really fun to write! Ty for requesting. Please enjoy this :]
The fact is, she’s like your biggest supporter ever. Ever since you decided to come out, she makes sure to protect you, taking care of you by often pulling harmless pranks on you and adoring you. She probably shows way more love to you than she's shown to anyone.
If and when people misgender you, Gwen will go do things two ways. One, she will correct the pronouns and make sure the rest of the week is horrible for them (ex. Moving their keys to make them late for work, randomly tripping throughout their day, getting paper objects thrown at the head, etc.) Or two, which is also her favorite, she’ll play dumb and make sure the person is extremely annoyed by the fact ‘you’ don’t exist.
“Who are you talking about? We don’t know anyone by that name. You must be losing it, a bit coo-coo much?”
The two of you often stay up late, her asking questions about school and that one person you’ve never mentioned before. Of course, she laughs it off and says it’s a coincidence. You both have nights where you eat junk food, watching funny sitcoms as she cracks up jokes now and again.
Whenever she’s on missions, it’s an unpredictable trip that you never have a point-on time of when she’ll get back. However, in the meantime, it’s often you’ll find a hoodie of hers, a piece of her stuck with you until the real her comes back. At some point, she’ll come home and see you huddled on the couch, wearing her hoodie. It makes her heartbreak as you miss her. But don’t worry, she makes it up in the morning by making you breakfast and buying your favorite snacks.
Hugs and kisses on the cheeks everywhere. While Gwen doesn’t show a lot of affection, especially with physical touch, more with words and gifts, sometimes things get out of hand and she gets upset; causing her to bust into your room with a sour face, tears threatening to fall as her arms wrap around you, saying nothing as the two of you hug.
With learning, just to hold her as tight. Please. She needs it. Especially from you, sometimes she has nightmares of losing you and while she does sneak in to check up on you, it scares her of what the future might hold. Just being able to hold you close, and feel you laugh as she smiles, it reminds her how good of a life she has.
Whenever she’s gone for a long period, whether that’s a mission or doing some type of spider-woman hero stuff, Gwen will make sure to grab some items she sees that she thinks you’ll like; more often it’s street food and expensive figurines of shows you adore to heart.
Sometimes, she’ll come home heaving out of breath, holding way more things than she should, and throwing them all with you, ignoring George’s protest about leaving a mess by the door. All she cares about is watching you open them with excitement.
Sadly, transphobia is quite popular these days. With this said, Gwen (and her friends, especially Hobie!) will yell at the person, cursing them off and possibly threatening them. While Gwen is more on the relaxed side and tends to ignore it the flipping the bird.
If any of her closest friends are with her, you can bet it’ll be a mess; yelling ensues around you, and having to hold back Miles or Pavitr from approaching them with mean insults.
To be honest, the whole crew thinks you’re so cool, especially Hobie and Pavitr. While Miles has known you longer and makes sure to check up on you as much as he can, the other two guys love to ask you questions and annoy you when you’re supposed to be doing something else.
They’re all just as protective of you as Gwen, her worried words of ‘please take care of him when I’m gone’. Hobie is most often around, practically dragging you to his chaos and helping you with school when you need it (he’s the ‘uncle’ who brings alcohol to your 18th birthday because you’re an adult now).
Pavitr is a huge sweetheart, always checking up on you and offering Chai to you when he senses you’re stressed. In all honesty, he's the best person to help with homework - he's incredibly focused and rewards you with candy.
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