#narnia 1

[hydravns]

LIAM NEESON as ASLAN THE LION in THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (2005)

[graycious-tea]

So are we just not gonna talk about Tommy’s fan-fucking-tastic in the closet joke or????

[queenlucythevaliant]

So... since clearly Jack never makes continuity errors, tell me your theory on what happened to Reepicheep between PC and VDT.

[formulamuppet]

Pierre: scientifically, 1 in 4 people are gay. that means at least one of our friends is statistically gay.

Charles: i hope it's Max. he's really hot.

[kingarthurtournament]

Round 1 Side B Poll 16

Peter Pevensie

"legendary king returning to create a golden age in an incredibly english fantasy world"

Arthur Pendragon

"he's my babygirl and also insane and the most bisexual man ever and stupid and kind and good at swordfighting and has the world's worst parental issues."

[yen-sids-tournament]

Live Action 4: Where Fiction Is Fact

National Treasure: Book of Secrets v The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian v The Santa Clause 2

National Treasure 2 {original-National Treasure (2004)}

Nicholas Cage could have just taken an appointment but he decided he'd kidnap the president of the United States instead. Something about Mount Rushmore being a native land disfigured. LIBRARY OF CONGRESS BEST LIBRARY!!! How do you keep the same romantic pair AND tension in first and second movie? by making them break up offscreen before the beginning of the second one. Riley is a poor meow meow

Narnia: Prince Caspian {original- the Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)}

It adds to the firsts world building off of what was there playing with the established time difference between the two worlds

Santa Clause 2 {original-The Santa Clause (1994)}

>none submitted<

[supernovasilence]

Thinking about how the books introduce us to Narnia as this vibrant, beautiful land and then make us watch it die piece by piece. If you read in publication order you start with Narnia a place of wonder and magic even under the Witch's power and then the Pevensies save it and we get "the Golden Age" and Narnia is really something; if you read chronologically you start with Aslan making Narnia and everything so full of life and song that trees grow from everything that touches the earth and people laugh to be the butt of a joke because they (and everyone else) have never heard a joke before in the history of the world and jokes are fun! And then you read LWW and get to see what Narnia has grown into and get the Golden Age.

And then you read about a Narnia where people are in hiding and magic is a legend (even under Jadis, there was magic) and Cair Paravel is in ruins and lions and beavers are extinct. Cair Paravel can be rebuilt but lions and beavers can't be revived. The characters restore Narnia but it will never be quite what it was. It will never be another Golden Age.

We watch Caspian, boy hero of the last two books, die, grieving and broken and old before his time. Narnia is saved again and it's time for a coronation, just like in MN, LWW, and PC! Yay! Except this coronation will happen alongside a funeral. Underneath Narnia swims a dead kingdom and caves full of monsters waiting for the end of the world. Remember children, all things die.

The next time we open a book, we become the Pevensies, returning to Narnia to find centuries have passed and our magical home has become warlike and worn. Aslan has not been seen in ages; guard towers have been built around Narnia's borders for the many battles. Where are the clearings full of moonlight dances that Mr. Tumnus spoke about, back at the beginning? Tirian assures us Narnia is like that, in times of peace, only visitors from Earth tend to be brought over when Narnia is in trouble. We will not see it. Narnia was like that; good and beautiful and wonderful things did happen. Narnia is death. There will be no after the battle this time, no awakening land or Golden Age after cruelty is stopped. Cruelty and war have seeped into Narnia itself. Guard towers must be built: not a temporary war, but long term militarism. People turn on one another. Everyone dies. Narnia dies.

"I saw it begin," says Digory/the Professor. "I did not think I would live to see it die." Neither did we.

"I did hope that it might go on forever," says Jill. It could have. This is a story. Turns out it's a tragedy.

[thedawntreaders]

thinking about how we don't give eustace nearly enough credit for his initial reaction to coming to narnia — like the crew shits on him for being grouchy on the dawn treader but imagine if his first trip to narnia happened along with the pevensies' first trip and he didn't stick up for jadis's bullshit (aunt letty style)

jadis, attempting to appear threatening: you, son of adam, will face the wrath of my-

eustace: don't address me are you crazy?

[i-lived-bitch-beatdown]

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[the-great-british-blorbo-off]

Bracket 1: Round 1, Match 1

Propaganda under the cut! Please be aware that some may include spoilers.

Miss Jane Marple:

Nosy old lady amateur detective GO!

Lucy Pevensie:

No propaganda was submitted for this character :(

Feel free to add your own in the tags!

[queenlucythevaliant]

Also for the record, the whole White Witch-enchanted food thing still would have worked regardless of when the story was set. Kids like sweets, especially magic ones that symbolize temptation. The WW2 sugar rationing is not the pivotal element here

[eldest-sibling-tournament]

Eldest Sibling Tournament — Round 1, Part 2

[lonesomedotmp3]

calling the lion the witch and the wardrobe "a christmas movie that's not really a christmas movie" is wild dude santa is literally there. in his sleigh and everything. he gave them deeply important gifts to the rest of their story*. that was kind of significant!

[kingarthurtournament]

The Once and Future Contestant: Revival Round 1-A

The top 2 characters will go to the next round!

Ari Helix

"Okay so arthur keeps getting reincarnated and every time they do, Merlin wakes up and tries to guide them through everything except he fails every time and arthur always dies and now it's happened so many times that humanity as moved to space and ari helix is the latest reincanation. Also she's gay :)"

England

"i want to see them get crushed i want them to die."

Wart (The Once and Future King)

"Literally said he wanted to face all the evil in the world and fight it so that no one else had to, even though he might fail. What more do you need from a King Arthur. Also Might Does Not Make Right, Right Makes Right! And strong ot3 vibes with Lancelot and Guenever. I love him <3"

King Arthur (Quest for Camelot)

"This was one of my favorite movies as a kid!"

Peter Pevensie

"legendary king returning to create a golden age in an incredibly english fantasy world"

Mario

"He has a friend named Merlon. Two actually. Twice the Merlon, twice the king, I say"

Tedros

"Tedros is very much a more enjoyable character [than his father] and carries Excalibur and talks to merlin a lot and he does take over Camelot during the course of the books so. I think that makes him eligible."

Jim Lake Jr

"He is so meant to be an Arthur parallel, even though Arthur is in his universe and kind of an asshole. Like from episode 1 Jim is pulling a sword from a stone (and getting it stuck again shhhh) and later on he winds up wielding Excalibur and also he gets his magic from Merlin. If the movie followed the trajectory we thought it would (aka not being terrible) he would have become the king of Camelot in some form."

[mystcldydrms]

it's september 1st and you know what that means. it's time to write some autumnal stories. so, if you have any requests, please send them in. here's my character list.

requests are open for one shots, blurbs, moodboards and headcanons. <3