#naughty dog im in your walls

[mdawgswizzleinthehizzle]

i don’t care about the whole “pearl jam didn’t release ‘future days’ until 2013 and the apocalypse started in 2003 for the show”

give me pedro pascal’s joel singing ‘future days’ to bella’s ellie or i’m going to riot

[wasitforrevenge]

oh sweetheart

pairing: boxer! ellie williams x f reader au

word count: 1.9k

rating: 18+

warnings: boxer!ellie, drinking, smoking, cursing, creepy guy but ellie comes to ur defense!! ellie has lots of tattoos, fighting, threats, idk if im missing anything (no character description or anything specific)

summary: you didn't expect to meet her on this night out.

authors notes: hi friends! this is my first time writing and posting on here hopefully you enjoy, please reblog, like or follow! lets be mutuals :) anyways feedback and constructive criticism is always welcome and appreciated! ellie williams has me on my hands and knees!!! i hope you enjoy! i like the idea of making this a series if it works out and ppl like it, so pls let m know!! thank you :)

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loud. everything is loud. the smell of sweat and blood stains the air around you. the sounds of people cheering and shouting towards the center of the large room. the lights are buzzing above you as you are walking into the entrance of the shitty run down gym your brother, jesse, and his girlfriend, dina, ended up dragging you to tonight.

you didn't mind coming along with him but this wasn't what you expected to be doing tonight. after a long shitty week of unpacking your new apartment, you kinda just wanted to end up a hole in the wall bar and drink your stress away but he had other plans. which including watching grown men beat the shit of each other for their cut at the end of the night.

it was intimidating, walking through the crowds of people you didn't know until you finally make it to where his friends were waiting for you guys. they were sitting at a table with a clear shot of the fight which was surprising since the whole place seemed to have more people in it then it could fit. you make your way awkwardly to the empty seats saying a gentle "hello guys" to your brothers friends who you didn't knowl. you sat next to dina as jesse made his way to the bar with your drink orders.

after you graduated highschool, you moved to new york and spend 4 years there working in a small cafe you lived above but now at the start of the summer, still not sure what you should be doing with your life. now you're 22 and you've moved to the city of jackson to be closer to your older brother and his girlfriend. you were excited to start fresh in a place where no one knew you yet, you were ready to leave your old life and those toxic things in the past. but you wondered if it was even possible.

you spend the next hour talking with dina and catching up on the things that have happened since you moved, "have you started looking for jobs yet?" she asked as you both sipped on the second drink of the night that jesse went and brought back a bit ago. you've only met a couple times in person since they started dating about 2 years ago but you loved her, she was making this night a lot better. "not much luck yet, i don't know what to do, luckily i have some time to figure something out." you responded. she went to say something but then the loud speakers around the room started blaring music and the countdown to the match that was about to start.

jesse tapped dinas shoulder to go watch with the rest of them. dinas eyes met yours and asked, "are you coming up?" you started getting nervous as the people started getting louder and crowding towards the center ring and told her that you'll stay here and watch. they both nodded and said they'd be back when it was over.

you took this opportunity to finally go get some fresh air since the crowd isn't all over anymore and it was a straight shot to the door you came in, you walked over to the side of the building, definitely feeling the drinks you had, you let your back rest against the concrete wall, finally cooling you down on this hot summer night. there's people standing outside talking but they payed no attention to you. you stayed against the wall as you pull out the cigarette pack from the pocket of your thin dark green jacket and the lighter out of your back pocket in your jean shorts. you cursed yourself for not buying more but its a bad habit and you know it. you pulled one out and put it in your lips as you brought the lighter up and took a drag, finally letting the anxiety go as you stared off into the sky.

"excuse me miss, you shouldn't be out here alone, a beautiful girl like you," a man with a rough voice said but you didn't move to look, suddenly wishing you never left your apartment to begin with, "hello i'm talking to you, its not nice to ignore people, ya know," he slurred his words as he spoke. you turned your head as you went to tell him to leave you alone but instead, he was standing in front of you before you knew it you dropped your smoke and now he's practically cornered you.

he was so close you could smell the alcohol on his breathe as he spoke again, "now are you gonna talk to-" you leaned away from him as he was interrupted by the sound of a door opening a few feet away, he looked towards it but then turned back to you just as quick, almost touching you as he went to speak again but he was beat to it.

"get off her." you didn't even realize the door had opened until you heard her.

the man looked back towards the door to the figure in the light, he squinted and when he got a good look, he suddenly backed off and put his hands up. "hey hey i wasn't doing nothin- it was nothing!" he shouted back to whoever was next to the still open door, light shining into the alley.

the door slams and the light fades as the figure walks closer towards you and your eyes meet the deep green eyes of the person who just saved you as she turned to the man who was just cornering you against the wall.

"it doesn't look like nothing, i mean, really? you're fucking joking right?" she questioned him as she looked him right in the eyes.

"i said it was nothing- she was flirting with me and-" he was cut off as she laughed loudly. "yeah you're full of shit, get the fuck out of here and don't let me see you again or you'll regret it." she said as she stepped closer towards him, almost at the same height, he looked scared of her. "okay, okay- fuck 'm leaving!" he slurred one last time as he turned around and headed the opposite way of the run down gym.

you stood there as the interaction happened, not sure what to do or say yet, you were silent as he walked off, and those green eyes met yours again and you saw her lips moving as she was speaking but you caught nothing she said. "hey, you okay there?" she asked you as she went to stand in front of you, looking you up and down, checking if you're psychically okay while she gave you a second to process before she asked you again.

"hey sweetheart, you okay?" she asked and grabbed your arm, not in a way that the man would have but like she was actually making sure you were okay, and this time you finally heard her.

"h- yes im okay, just- fuck- yes thank you." you said finally getting a good look at her now that she's up close and touching you. her eyes were greener than you thought, her short auburn hair with some pulled back into a bun, the big moth tattoo wrapped around her right forearm that was still holding onto yours, other tattoos littered her arms and some poking out under her t-shirt she was wearing. she was so close to you and it sent butterflies through your body. now is not the time, you thought to yourself.

"are you sure- 'm sorry that happened, fuck him." she said roughly, not towards you but him.

"its okay, thank- thank you for helping me" you said gently to the girl who was still looking into your eyes. you had been so focused on hers that you didn't even see the tiny scars, small healing cuts and the bruises that were fading until you looked over her face again.

"yeah of course, are you here alone?" she asked you curiously still holding on to you, you weren't even phased by it. you told her you were here with your brother and she nodded her head towards the door, "lets get you back to him before anything else happens sweetheart" she said as she guided you to the door, hand on your back, as you swallowed and went first.

suddenly all the sounds that you had not realized you had been blocking begin again, smells of the sweaty bodies surround you again and you felt too hot, either because of her or the summer heat trapped in here. once you made it inside, she moved her hand off the small of your back and told her to go find your brother and to get home safe. when she walked away, you realized you didn't even know her name.

you saw dina, sitting along with a few of jesses friends and made your way over to her. the match must've ended while you were outside. you walked through the gym to sit back down, moving carefully to avoid touching anyone. once you made it to the table, dina wondered where you had ran off too. "oh just went out to get some fresh air," you said back to her smiling, not wanting her to worry. she told you jesse went to get more drinks and after the encounter outside, you needed it.

jesse came back a few moments later, holding a round of shots for you three. "here you ladies go," he spoke with a happy look on his face. you smiled slightly back and took the glass as dina laughed at him. you took the shot, trying to forget what happened outside with the man but not what happened with her. you wondered if you would see her again. is she here to watch? could she work at the bar? is she here with friends too? your thoughts were interrupted by an announcement over the speaks that the final match was gonna start soon.

dina and jesse were telling you, "its the last one tonight and the last ones are always the best so lets go!" you would rather sit and order another drink, but what if something else happened cause you were alone? so reluctantly you got up with them and got closer to the middle ring, you heard the loud speakers announcing the boxers as they entered the ring. you weren't even paying attention, nothing could stop your mind racing with thoughts about the girl outside.

you shake yourself out of the trance when dina reaches over to you to touch your hands that were shaking but you didn't even realize, you look to her and give her smile that she returns, then she looks back to the ring and you turn your head to follow her eyes to the center. and your breathe caught.

thats her.

thats the girl who saved you outside.

the girl with her hands wrapped in tape and the mouthguard in.

the girl who wondered if she'd ever see you again either, not that you knew that, but she hoped it wasn't the last time.

you wondered what she thought as you both stared back at each other. you heard the coach start the countdown. you just watched her.

...5

...4

...3

...2

as the buzzer started, she smiled directly at you then turned to throw the first punch.

[psycheofaphaggot]

I told myself that i wouldn’t post on this app but i have so many thoughts at all times and i need somewhere to spew them that isn’t just my wall. the void of tumblr will have to do.

I hate naughty dog with my entire heart and soul (/nsrs) for literally putting my heart in their hands and shattering it without an ounce of remorse. the way they were able to provide the most GUT WRENCHING lesbian love story fucking ever. fully packed with nuance on every side. tackling the struggles of ptsd, childhood trauma, growing up in general, emotional instability, unavailability, and yet somehow also showing basic love and affection as the purest of pure things and the downward spiral such feelings can bring. putting your ALL into someone, into something, into yourself. just for it all to go to waste?

is genuinely fucking insane.

am i speaking english? i don’t even feel like im speaking english anymore because i have so many thoughts and feelings about them at ALL times. at this point just like the sayings going around ellie and dina are my fucking roman empire. im so insane about them that i think if i don’t get a resolution i may actually live the rest of my life in turmoil.

[loverofcats14]

A Lingerie Outing FemMc x Lucifer

As you got dressed up for your date with "Mr. Lucifer" as you liked to call him. You saw how Lucifer hated being called that and as technically he's your supperior boyfriend. You and Mr.Lucifer were going shopping to the mall and you wanted to get a pair of new lingerie mabye a matching set if you were lucky.

You: Alright Mr. Lucifer! :)

Lucifer:Mc love, Im outside please come quickly.

Lucifer: Sigh,you know I hate that nickname. You don't see me calling you my student or good girl love.

You: You could if you wanted to. I wouldn't mind~ ;)

Lucifer: Cough,just come Asmo is rubbing off on you

As you set your D.D.D on the table you smiled in the fact if he'd call you "good girl".

"Mr.Lucifer can we go to the clothing store-?" You giggled as you held his arm walking through town. Lucifer sighed holding your bags with all the products you bought. "Can't you buy some from Akuzon, it's been 3 hours." "Pleaseeee I'll help Mammon with homework for a week!" You did the ultimate move. The puppy dog eyes. Lucifer couldn't help it, you were so cute with the pouting lip and brushing your head in his arm. Also it didn't help you pushed your breasts together realizing you had no bra on.

"As long as I can do some school calls Mc." Lucifer looked away blushing putting his hand over his mouth. You giggled seeing him blush.

"Mr.Lucifer does this dress suit me?" You twirlwd as you came out if the dressing room. "No Diavolo,we are going to have a meeting this weekend." Lucifer just side eyed you and nodded. You frowned as you took the dress off realizing he hasn't payed attention to you all day.

Grabbing a black pair of lingerie you stormed into the dressing room again and started trying it on. It looks like Lucifers type if he ever noticed.You tried taking the bra off realizing you grabbed a size to small pair and couldn't unclip the bra. Feeling embarrassed you called Lucifer. "Mc on a call." He replied.

"Lucifer I need you!" you huffed as you couldn't get this bra off and mad at Lucifer for not paying attention. Lucifer realizing you didn't say his nickname hanged up and went inside. "Mc what did you-" Lucifer stopped dead in his tracks realizing you had lingerie on. The breasts pressed together,the bikini thong showing your ass,and your look of worry making Lucifer hard.

"Can you try uncliping the bra Lucifer? Lucifer!?" You groaned. Lucifer snapped out of it and tried unclipping it. "Dear I can't." "Sigh this is embarrassing you can leave Lucifer. I know you have a meeting ahead,there's coffe in your room." Lucifer realized the reason you were annoying him and bringing him shopping was for his attention. He felt a little guilty so much he decided to-

"Mc,you're very pretty in that lingerie." Lucifer hugged your waist moving his head between your neck. "Lucifer! You're going to miss that meeting!" You ghasped. "I don't care and isn't it Mr.Lucifer mhm?" He said kissing and sucking your neck. "Mhm whats this Lucifer-ack!" He slapped your ass leaving a mark. "Mr.Lucifer to you Mc. Now be quiet,we don't want to upset the retail workers. Do we my good girl?" You had no idea want got into Lucifer but you liked it. Your panties were starting to wetten and your nipples became stiff.

"Now good girl bend over on the mirror, I wanna see your fucked dumb face." You held the wall for support as Lucifer unzipped his pants. As Lucifer slid your underwear down he saw how dampened it was. "Oh? How naughty of you MC, we haven't even payed for the set. I have to punish you." You looked back in confusion as he penetrated his member slapping it  back in forth on your ass as you tried to hold your moans in.

"Noo Mr. Lucifer Im going to uhhgh~" you cried as he started playing with your breasts;twisting your nipples that became sensitive. "Quiet girl,you wanted my attention and you have it." His member started becoming more sensitive as your walls clenched it. "Oh Mc, I'm going to," "Me too Lucifer ahh-!" You felt the cum coming out of your heat going down your leg.

Lucifer slid his member out wiping the cum in the floor with his gloves. "Mc, making me pay so much haha." "It's not my fault you were the one not paying attention and wanted to fuck in here!"you hushed under your breath. "I'm sorry love, I'll pay more attention to you I promise." He zipped his pants and realized you still have the lingerie on. "Lets just teleport out of here I'd rather not talk about this with the retailers." "Okay Mr.Lucifer!" You laughed kissing Lucifer.

[levithestripper]

hbo and naughty dog im in your fucking walls give me tess back or so help me

[poppy-metal]

im gonna need you to elaborate on the tags of your last post ma'am

SUEBDJF OK!!!!

so i imagine either putting megumi, gojo, or armin in a maid outfit right? bc they're all pretty boys 😩

MEGUMI would be embarrassed and blushy and pouty :( but his pale skin would look so pretty N HES WEARING HIGH THIGHS!!!! You can't resist getting on your knees and feeling up his soft thighs, literally salivating bc hes so pretty, the plush skin of his thighs lightly pudging out of the high thighs bc they're your pair n a little tight on him. Eventually he gets turned on by all your touching n seeing you panting between his legs like some kind of dog is actually really doing it for him, so the next thing you know hes got one slender hand fisting in the back of your hair, jerking your head like its a bobble head and yanking you forward into the pleats of the costume, right into his crotch. You look up at him with wide, watery eyes n hes glaring down at you with flushed cheeks "stop fucking talking," he breathes and his hand tightening, eyes sharpening when you're muffled voice comes out "make me" . You're getting your face used like a fleshlight after that sorry </3

GOJO we all know is not flustered in the slightest </3 in fact is was probably HIS idea to wear a maid costume to FLUSTER you, you're out doing your business and he sends you naughty photos of himself in it </3 his pretty cock out and leaking as he wraps a hand around it, stocking clad legs spread lewdly in the costume so u get a full view of the matching panties hes wearing with it, sends a text right after that like 'hurry home <3' and you do. He had done it mostly as a way to mess with you but when you come home w a noticeable flush to your cheeks, eyeing him as you press your knees tg hes on you in a minute, frills brushing against your skin as he pushes you into a wall, sliding a hand down your panties to your dripping cunt "ohoho", he'd singsong, "i always knew you were a pervert, baby, but this is pathetic" him hoisting you up right then and there, licking your lips and tugging your hand under his skirt "pull my panties to the side right fucking now, so i can fuck this sweet little pussy"

ARMIN is flustered but more in a shy way because he wants to please his mommy :( sits demurely on the bed and blushes so sweetly at your praise, you're practically jumping around the room hes so cute and you can't stop telling him. The more you praise him the more confident he becomes and hes shyly grabbing your wrist to stop you, baby blue eyes meeting yours and they're so needy, you practically whine and you feel your pussy have a heartbeat. You'd do anything for him when he looked at you like that. So you find yourself face down, ass up, as armin fucks you with surprising force, cock battering you right the fuck up, his maid skirt rucked up just enough to be able to slide his cock in and out of you with ease, he plasters himself to your back and licks and nibbles along your neck "m' i your pretty boy mommy? hm?" and when you're too fucked out to answer you jolt as the slap against your ass brings you slightly back to reality, "dont be bad, tell me what a good boy i am"

In conclusion i want pretty boys to rail me

[quietmyfearswith]

sparse sleep ; syverson x fem!reader

status — completed oneshot

word count —1,972 words

summary — in which syverson has trouble sleeping.

warnings —swear words, fluff?? mentions ptsd and war things, angst?? insomia, implied smut, sleeping (literal sleeping) with strangers (thats dangerous please dont do that)

pairing — syverson x fem!reader

a/n — dont mind me, im just trying to get out of my fanfic writing rut so i would really appreciate some feedback and asks/messages are open! if you follow me, please state your age/age range in your bio. i will block you if you follow me and don’t have your age/age range in your bio!!!

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“Shit! I’m so sorry,” Sy apologized as he accidentally spilled his drink on a woman who was sitting by the bar; his eyes lifted from the stain his drink made on her velvet dress to her eyes. Wow she looks beautiful, he thought as his mouth hung agape and he struggled to formulate words. “It’s alright,” She reassured him and chuckled at his panic, “I trust it was just an accident?”

It took him a few seconds before foolishly nodding his head, “It was, I’m sorry,” He pointed to the gathering crowd behind him that were rushing to get out to the balcony, “I was being pushed around by all these people.” It was a mere ten minutes before the new year approached them.

“Ah, well I don’t know about them but I’m not too keen on the fireworks,” She stated as she paid her bill. This lured Sy in as he hasn’t met a lot of people who disliked fireworks like he did, “You don’t like fireworks too? How come?”

She shook her head as she stood up from the chair, “Well just one of the reasons is that it bothers a lot of dogs.”

“My dog hates the fireworks too!” He said, too excited and he had to clear his throat as he began to walk along with her, “‘Tis the reason why I chose a hotel room with soundproof walls, or so they say.” Waiting for the elevator, she cooed at the mention of his furry companion; she was too excited that she couldn't help herself from asking, “Do you mind if I see your dog? Only if it’s alright, of course.”

The elevator let out a soft chime, Sy gestured for her to step in first and she did, “Sure!” He entered his own floor number and smirked smugly at her, “You sure this isn’t some devious plan of yours to lure me in and seduce me?”

She could feel her heart beat increase as she shook her head and slapped a hand to his pec, “No! Excuse you I just happen to love dogs so much, okay?” The former captain could feel the nervousness start to sink in as the elevator didn’t play out instrumental music; shifting his weight between his feet, he took a good look at her face as she was looking on her phone with a slight frown.

“What got you pouting over there like a heartbroken child?”

His Texan accent was thick when he said that sentence that it had her laughing softly as she chucked her phone into the back pocket of her denim jeans, “Where’s that accent from?”

“Texas; you from there?” She shook her head as she told him where she was originally from. The soft elevator chime informed them they were on the Captain’s floor. Taking charge, Sy exited first and his one hand pressed against the elevator doors, giving Y/N enough time to step out of the cold box. “Are all Texans a gentleman like you? Or is it just you?”

A deep chuckle erupted from his chest as he reached for his hotel key card in his back pocket once they were in front of his hotel room door, “Some are as dastardly as they come, while some clean up their act only to impress the ones they’re courting.”

As he opened the door, he gestured for her to enter first and she did with a smile; upon closing the door behind him, they both could hear Aika’s excited  barks coming from the bathroom. “You might want to sit first on the bed, I’m gonna get her out.”

“Taking me to bed already? Naughty Texan you are,” Her flirty remark had the both of them laughing, but she happily skipped and sat on the bed as she patiently waited for the dog.

“And this is Aika,” Sy announced as the German Shepherd patiently and in a disciplined manner walked beside him; it was impressive to Y/N how the cute pooch was, despite her excitement — which was visible with her wagging her tail vigorously — she was still staying beside him before being given permission to approach her.

“You can go ahead and pet her,” Sy nodded as he sat on the floor beside Aika. With that signal, she knelt down and proceeded to scratch the space between her ears as she greeted, “Hi Aika, how are you?”

Sy looked with adoration as the girl giggled out loud when her face was being smothered and licked by Aika’s tongue, “Alright easy now, girl,” He tried pushing Aika to him; but to no avail the female dog seemed to have preferred his new found friend more as she plopped herself onto her lap and nuzzled to her.

“It seems like she might have chosen over you,” She observed as she stroked her fur with a smile; “I can’t blame her for doing so; I would have chosen you too, you know?”

His remark had her eyes widening and shock and she could feel the heat rushing up to her cheeks, “I don’t think I’m strong enough to carry you on my lap, Sy.” It was the first time he heard say her name and he felt this tremble inside him — due to all his years in the military, he mistook the feeling for something of fear while he was out in the battlefield — but really it was just butterflies floating around in his stomach.

“Well doesn’t have to be sitting on your lap, you could sit on mine you know?” He threw in a wink to mask his nervousness. Biting her lip, she gently jostled Aika off her lap and moved to sit beside him, until the outside of both their thighs were grazing against each other, “Let’s start off like this first and see where we go from here, yeah?”

“I’m fine with that,” He grinned at her, he checked on his wrist watch and noticed how they were a minute away from welcoming the new year, “Last sixty seconds of this year and it’s giving me a gift as a way to end and start the new year’s.”

Loving the sound of that, she took a bold move to sit on his lap, he tilted his head up to look at her as she was caressing his bearded cheek, “How ‘bout we welcome the new year with a kiss then?”

Instead of verbally responding, he took charge and slanted his lips with hers; pleased with what he did both her hands ran across the short trims of his hair while his large, warm hands circled around her waist.

The loud countdown by the people counting down the last ten seconds could be heard, but both of them could only focus on the feel and taste of each other. As their lips danced together, they both could feel the rumbling sound of the fireworks, they felt a dog snuggle in between them.

Breaking away from the kiss they both turned their attention to the sweet furball; Sy cooed at her while he was rubbing her head lovingly, “It’s okay, girl. We’re here, we won’t let the fireworks harm you okay?”

It was abordable to see how snuggly the pooch was, they giggled among each other while they brushed her fur lovingly. Sy moved her body around so her back was to his chest, whereas AIka settled her head into her lap; it had only been less than a few hours before they had met each other, they both felt safe and at peace with each other.

“She’s so adorable, how long has she been with you?” She found it odd how the collar she had did not contain a name tag. “Been together for almost three years now, she’s an army dog.”

With that information, she turned to face him, “Are you a veteran?” He nodded with a tight-lipped smile. Her hands left Aika’s fur and turned fully to hug him, rubbing the wide expanse of his back, “Thank you for your service, Sy.”

Part of him found her reaction quite silly, but at the same time no one has expressed such sincere gratitude to him and the fact that it came from her warmed his heart even more. “Well I had to make the world safe for you now, don’t I, love?”

Removing his tight hug around him, she jokingly shoved his shoulders but smirked otherwise. “So what are your plans now that you and Aika,” She pet the dog once more to remind her that they were here for her, “Have retired from active duty?”

“Gonna be training newly recruited soldiers — gives great pay and benefits, so I thought why not?” She pouted and tilted her head as her fingers ran around the hair that was by the nape of his neck. “Maybe try to get some sleep for once.”

“You have trouble sleeping? Do you have nightmares?”

Sy nodded sadly as he bit his bottom lip, “Not really nightmares, moreso flashbacks of all the explosions and killings.” He took a deep breath before continuing his recount of his sleepless nights, “Part of the reason why I don’t like fireworks, really. They remind me of when I was back in Iraq.”

The feeling of the pad of her fingers felt great along his skin, prompting him to open up more and let down his walls. Disconnecting his gaze from Aika and onto her eyes allowed him to see orbs of hope and love. “I’m sorry to hear that, Sy. You’re so brave for having to get over the terrors that keep you up at night.”

“Maybe if I had someone to hold me, I wouldn’t have trouble sleeping.”

The captain was only joking, but she didn’t hesitate when offering, “Well I could hug you to sleep at night, test that strategy of yours?” He looked at her with bewilderment, “You’d sleep — not the euphemism — with a man you just met?”

Shrugging her shoulders, she pursed her lips, “I’ll take my chances with you, Sy. But I don’t think you’re the type to lure women and kill them in their sleep now, are you?”

He chuckled and pecked her lips softly, “Well damn am I glad that you’re taking your chance on this Texan captain. I can lend you some clothes so you can dress up?”

She nodded and stood up, offering her hands to him which he gratefully took as he stood up. Silently, he handed her clothes and guided her to the bathroom, allowing her to dress and freshen up first. Once she was done with her routine, she then exited the bathroom and told Sy it was now his turn to change. As the captain was changing into more comfortable clothes, Y/N had been petting Aika and humoring her.

“Are you ready to sleep now?” He smiled as he leaned against the wall as he was watching the lovely scene in front of him.

“I am, and I do hope you get to sleep well.”

There was the warm feeling in his chest and stomach again; instead of addressing it internally, he just picked Y/N up from the floor and laid them both down on the wide bed. “Show off,” She remarked as she cuddled up into him — her arms wrapping around his wide frame as her legs tangled with his.

“Happy new year, by the way,” She said after a few moments of silence after they were cuddling. Nodding to himself, Sy pressed a tender kiss on her shoulder before greeting her back, “Oh it will be, love.”

And that night did prove his theory right, that he does sleep better with someone holding him. But that wasn’t the only reason as to why he wanted to keep her in his life for a long time.

[asmo-ds]

okay, last request i promise!! mc and asmo are having a sleepover and they're putting make up on each other and it's really cute and fluffy. like ik asmo is the avatar of lust and all but i headcanon him as one of the most fluffy characters in the game idk

Slumber Party

Asmo x GN!MC Fluff

Word Count: 1408

Warnings: MC was bullied in the past :(, They also take a bath together but no funny business what so ever I pinky promise

Summary: Asmodeus finds out MC has never had a slumber party before and he refuses to let their life continue without experiencing a slumber party with the king of slumber parties himself

Ever since MC had arrived in the Devildom, Asmodeus had been inviting them to have a sleepover in his room. No matter how much he begged and pleaded with them to join him one night they said no every. Single. Time. 

The Avatar was beginning to grow worried that MC was scared to be alone with him due to his sin.

“MC, I promise I’m not planning anything naughty!” He gave his best puppy dog eyes as he asked for the nth time to have MC in his room for the night. “I pinky promise all I want to do is normal slumber party stuff! We can do face masks and play with makeup, or we can play truth or dare - or truth or truth if that makes you more comfortable,” he pouts.

“Asmo, don’t worry I know you wouldn’t try anything dirty without my consent, i-its more of a me problem I guess…” MC trails off. 

“Oh?” He cutely tilts his head in confusion, causing MC to sigh and finally tell him why they’d been denying him since day one.

“In the human world I never had many friends,” they start, “and I guess because of that I was never invited to an actual sleepover unless you count one time in middle school when the popular kids had me over and humiliated me all night for their entertainment,” MC clenches their fists at the memory of being taunted after showing up so excited for their first slumber party.

“EH?! Seriously? Did someone invite you just to tease you? What a douche. MC please have a slumber party with me, I promise I won’t mock you or taunt you and I’ll show you a nice sleepover where we both relax and chill together,” Asmo holds MC’s hand in his own gently against his chest in a comforting fashion.

MC stares into his eyes for a moment, searching for any sign of ingenuine intentions. They let out a soft sigh as they fail to find any ill intent inside the fifth eldest demon lord. “...Okay, your room or mine?”

-

At 7 pm sharp, MC makes their way through the house of Lamentation, a bag and pillow tucked under their arms before they knock on the door that is almost immediately ripped open with surprisingly strong yet feminine arms pulling them into the blush-colored room filled with the scent of roses.

They look around and see Asmo had a bunch of areas set up, ready for them to do a night of intense self-care and relaxing activities together. 

“Here, put your bag in the corner for now, and you can put the pillow on the bed! OH IM SO EXCITED!” the rose eyes male squeals. “Where should we start? Makeovers or dress up?”

“Um I suppose we could dress up first so we know the makeup will match our outfits,” MC says shyly.

“Ah! Good thinking! You’re such a cute genius, MC,” Asmodeus giggles giving MC a soft boop on the nose before dragging them to his walk-in closet. 

-

“I knew you would look good in [fav color], MC!” Asmo praises, twirling them around and looking at the two of them in the mirror in their new outfits. “Now let’s get some makeup to match, then we can have a mini photoshoot!”

Asmodeus pulls two chairs in front of his vanity, digging through a drawer and pulling out the makeup he thinks will match their skin tone and outfit, placing them next time as he leans forward with a primer on his hands, rubbing it onto MC’s skin. He puts it to the side before grabbing the foundation and getting to work.

 MC and Asmo post in his mirror taking hundreds of photos. “Wait Asmo can we do duck lips!” MC asks excitedly giggling their head off.

“OMD YESSSS” He dramatically pushes out his lips and MC follows before he snaps a few photos. They laugh as they strike more poses and then perform like professional photographers for each other.

“Are you going to put these on Devilgram, Asmo?” MC smiles hoping he’d think they were good enough to feature on his perfectly aesthetic Devilgram page.

“Duh, who would be so cruel as to keep these pictures to themselves when they’re so stunning!” He smiles selecting a few photos to post. As he is scrolling through all the photos one of MC catches his eye. In the photo, they are smiling and laughing after Asmo had clearly done something to crack them up. He feels his heart flutter knowing he caused that smile and moves that picture to a special folder he keeps pictures of his family in (that he will never admit he actually has).

He tosses his D.D.D onto his soft bed and lets it bounce to a stop as he grabs MC’s hand to go to the bathroom. Once they are in there he pulls out some makeup removing wipes and skincare products.

“Wow I’ve never actually gotten a good look at your bath,” MC stares at the tub of constantly perfectly hot water with rose petals and all sorts of washing products lined along the sides of it.

“Did you wanna do all of the skincare and washing off in there? The bubbles will cover both of us for the most part and I promise not to touch your no-no zones,” Asmo giggles as he sees MC’s eyes widen. 

“Oh- uh- sure! As long as there’s no funny business Mr. Avatar of Lust!” They laugh giving his shoulder a playful shove.

“That’s LORD Mr. Avatar of Lust to you” he jokingly scoffs making MC laugh once more before he turns and faces the wall. “Go ahead and get in I’ll stay facing this way until you tell me to come in.”

After hearing clothes drop and the water move a bit as MC’s body descends into the steamy bubbles, he notices he isn’t actually filled with Lust at the moment, which is rare for him when someone else is in the room naked. He smiles when he realizes that he feels more adoration and relaxation in this situation than anything else.

“Wow MC, it’s kind of odd that I don’t feel lustful at the moment,” he voices his thoughts, “instead all I can think about is how excited I am to just chill out in the bath with you.” He shakes his head and lets out a chuckle.

“Well if you’re so excited then hurry up and get in here !” MC smiles at him as he turns. His eyes stay glued to their face with zero urge to wander elsewhere at that moment. He wishes he could burn that smile into his eyes and see it every second for the rest of his life.

He goes back to his room and grabs his D.D.D putting on his favorite playlist made by both of them and strips getting into the tub, bringing the face wash and makeup wipes with him before he moves through the water closer to MC, who closes their eyes as he raises a washcloth to their cheek.

MC and Asmo spend about a half-hour in the tub, relaxing and washing each other’s makeup off, then MC suddenly gets hyper and makes a mess of his bathroom. “Asmo look!” They excitedly say as they put bubbles on their chin forming a big bubbly beard making Asmo giggle.

“MC please let me take a picture of you right now you look so adorably stupid, sweetie.” Asmo grabs his D.D.D while laughing so hard he nearly snorts.

After he takes the picture and puts back his D.D.D, he gets hit in the face with water and opens his eyes to see MC laughing as they start a splash fight.

At the end of their bath, the floor is soaked with suds and water that had been splashed out by the pair and they cleaned it up before heading back into the bedroom.

“Are we sleeping on the bed together or do you want me to sleep on the floor?” Asmodeus asks.

“We can sleep in the bed together, just -”

“Yeah Yeah, no funny business I know, doll,” Asmo cuts MC off laughing.

After getting under the covers they both did that thing we all do at sleepovers where you can’t stop laughing for no reason and Lucifer came in to yell at them like the Mom he is.

[frickin-fresh-memes]

bog genders

- dog 3

- arson

- maybe

- secret

- pay me

- the bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster

- sitting in a room by yourself

- cold

- garbage disposal

- tired

- campbell low sodium chicken noodle soup

- really cool rock

- f e a r

- soup that's just a bit too hot (but you eat it anyways)

- that one peice of hair that refuses to cooperate

- the "helping hands" from labyrinth

- super mario 63

- [REDACTED]

- naughty

- sitting on the locker room floor staring at the wall in front of you

- warm sun while it is cold out

- goth clown

- wizard hat

- drinking beans directly from a can

- putting a cake in the oven and realizing you forgot the sugar

- rat

- baby shark doo doo doo doo

- peeling the protective plastic off of a new phone

- nya~

- pausing to rest in a minecraft cave

- mario party 64

- regret

- waking up too early

- the debate about which colour the math duotang should be

- cars 2 fanfiction

- lost downtown and your only landmark is the grocery store to get back home

- sexy but in rat kinda way

- double stuff oreos

- truck

- two trucks

- sex

- my muscles

- involuntarily flexing because of the passion

- raising the price of the f***ing hotdog

- printer from 2006

- mew from pokemon

- lesbian

- bread

- feathers

- creeper

- aw man

- mooshroom

- heart shaped rocks

- minecraft dandelions

- bedazzling your clothes in secret

- tomato soup with too many crackers in it

- where the fuck is my pen tablet stylus hold on a second wait

- angry water

- squishy stickers

- monster energy drink, the can

- crackers with too much soup

- chewing on dice

- wet paint

- a piano but without any keys

- counterfeit pokemon cards

- dropping your tablet pen and taping the end bit so it doesnt unscrew

- marshmallows that are a little too sticky

- doing ur mom

- unsafe scissors

- capitalism

- fortnite

- communism

- buying a loaf of banana bread to sustain yourself for 3 days because you dont want to go downstairs

- the empty monster energy can with a hole punched in it floating in a toilet that was without a doubt used as a bong

- uquizzes

- looking like a muppet

- alarms that arent loud enough to convince you to get up

- loose charms for charm bracelets

- shiney

- pokemon: detective pikachu (2019)

- the months of january and november

- off brand post-its with bad adhesive

- realizing you just cut paper with your fabric shears

- cowboy

- blue

- insomnia

- nail polish that won't open

- snails

- really tiny glass bottles

- the glasses you had when u were 6 that don't fit your face

- cake

- pink

- desperation

- pocky

- that girl who turned into a blueberry and then they just wheeled her away

- tape with bad adhesive

- laying on the hard backyard ground

- plum

- painting your nails with the clear nail polish

- whatever they had going on in the strawberry shortcake universe

- bull frogs that make noises at night in the city

- ✨

- duck families when they cross the road in a lil line

- the shrek one soundtrack on cd

- those geese that do a little wiggle an dive their head down into the water

- comic sans

- times new woman

- kin names

- guillotine

- migraines

- when your vision goes black when u stand up

- my cracking right knee

- writers block

- boobs

- shit it's here somewhere

- pipebombs

- (genuinely doesn't understand the question)

- instant ramen

- tally hall hidden in the sand

- whatever the fuck's going on in mitski strawberry blonde

- that slow part in 'like me' in teen beach movie where they go "all the boys they try to woo me; the more they chase me the more i resist. all the girls they think im groovy; there's only one girl thats on my list"

- i look inside myself and ask myself, do i feel like a man or a woman? and the answer is i feel like causing problems

- goose

- jared 19

- warrior cats

- pumpkin spice

- weed feet

- chaos

- catboy

- onion

[talkfastromance4]

Testing Limits-- (m.c)

Photo credit to @michaelcliffordgallery​ (hope it’s okay!)

Word Count: 1,463

Warnings: blowjob, slight voyerism, unprotected sex

Masterlist

Enjoy! :)

• • • •

You’d already finished cleaning the whole house, took a shower, called your friends and ate dinner. You were sitting in the living room bored out of your mind and Michael couldn’t entertain you because he was upstairs talking with the guys. Lockdown has been set for another month and you knew how badly they missed each other.

Moose and Southy were cuddled comfortably alongside you as you scrolled endlessly through Netflix, Hulu and Disney+ and still couldn’t find anything to watch. You were in a chat with the other girlfriends who shared the same sentiments as you, wanting to spend some alone time with your boyfriends. 

Suddenly, you were sparked with an idea. Tucking your phone into the side pocket of your leggings, you shifted the dogs off  your lap and you crept upstairs where you heard Michael’s infectious giggles. Ashton probably said something entirely too comical so they wouldn’t hear you come in.

You open the door quietly, slipping alongside the wall so you’re right behind Michael’s gaming desk. You’re thankful it’s not up against the wall because then you wouldn’t be able to play out your plan. 

Michael glances up at you while he’s taking a drink from his Hydro Flask, a small smile flashes at you in greeting. You wiggle your fingers innocently to say a silent ‘hi’ back. Michael puts his focus back on the screen where his three best friends are talking over each other, Ashton’s voice is the loudest amongst them complaining about how he doesn’t have fish sticks anymore.

Michael closes his eyes in laughter and you use that as your chance to duck below the desk. You had to be careful with all the wires (something you hadn’t really thought through) and situated yourself in front of your boyfriend’s knees. His shorts were already hung pretty lowly on his hips and with a bout of confidence, you hook your fingers under the band, fingers brushing his covered dick. 

“Shit!” Michael yelps when you yank his shorts down, your hand grasping him firmly as you start to stroke him slowly. It didn’t take long for him to start to become hard and heavy in your palm.

“What’s up?” Calum asks above you from the monitor. 

“Moose uh scared me,” he clears his throat and glances down at you quickly. 

You grin mischievously and lean up on his knees which he spreads open to accommodate you between them. You stroke on him a little faster then give a soft lick to his tip, you feel him clench.

“Moose! Where’s Moose, put her on!” Luke exclaims.

“I scared her and she. . . she ran away,” Michael responds a little breathlessly. There’s a ghost of a small moan in his voice but you know the others wouldn’t pick up on it like you did. 

“Shh,” you hush quietly then turn your head so you can press wet kisses up along his shaft. When you reach his tip you circle your tongue around him slowly before wrapping your lips around him. 

You’re faintly paying attention to their conversation, their voices carry in and out of your ears but the words don't register because your focus is on pleasuring Michael. You feel his thigh clench and shake as you take him further in your mouth, expelling spit as you did so. 

You sneak a glance at him and you’re pleased to see his mouth hanging open slightly, his eyes unblinking as he stares at his screen. You smile and pull your mouth off him only to take him all in to the back of your throat, swirling your tongue up and around his shaft when you pull back up again.

You do the same action a few more times, the more you work him over the more spit comes out and dribbles down to his balls that you fondle with your thumb. Michael lets out a low moan and you suck on him harder. 

“Michael, what are you so concentrated on?” Ashton asks with a laugh.

“He’s definitely playing a game right now,” Luke jokes and the others laugh along. 

“No, sorry I was uh. . .” he inhales sharply as you deep throat him once more and you know he closed his eyes for a fraction of a second. “Reading an email. Sorry, sorry.”

Your goal was to get him to end the skype call early, but now you took this challenge to make him cum while his friends had no idea what was even happening. You sped up your actions, bobbing up and down effortlessly because he was slick with your spit. 

“Okay, yeah sounds good guys. See you,” Michael suddenly says and you hear the ending sound of the Skype call. 

Michael’s fingers tangle in your hair as he glides away slowly but hurriedly from the desk, your mouth still on him. 

“What’s gotten into you, kitty?” he finally moans and it makes you leak into your panties. His moans are your favorite sound. “Fuck, just like that . . .” he sighs and rests his head against the chair. 

You smile around him. Now that you have more breathing room, you add your hand to accompany your mouth. You squeeze him between your thumb and forefinger as you move your mouth up and down his shaft, slurping noises fill the room. Michael’s moaning and twisting his fingers in your hair, his hips jerking now and then to meet your mouth. 

“So good, kitty. . .so, so good,” he moans and you preen at the praise. It makes you moan as well, Michael curses from the vibration. 

Suddenly, your mouth is pulled of his wet and hardened dick with a loud pop and Michael forces you up on your feet. He tugs your shorts down and pulls you onto his lap in the same amount of time. 

“Wanna come inside you, kitty,” he groans, teasing his tip against your hole. 

Your knees get situated through the arm rests and you slide down on Michael easily. You both moan salaciously as he fills you up, this angle makes him hit your sweet spot perfectly. Michael places his hands on your waist bouncing you on top of him as he thrusts rapidly into you. 

The chair rattles beneath your motions, you and Michael moaning and chasing your highs together. You suck on his neck and his fingers tighten on your waist, his nails dig into your skin and then you feel the familiar bubble begin to burst inside your lower tummy. 

“Mm-Michael,” you moan his name and he fucks into you even faster. His breath hot on your own neck and you scream out in pleasure. Your toes curl and you’re gasping for air but also not finding the need for it now.

“Fuck, I’m--” he groans and then you feel his hot load spurt into you but he still rocks you on top of him until you’re both spent. 

Both of you panting heavily, you remain seated on top of him, you feel sweat trickle down your back and your ears are pounding from holding your breath for so long. Michael’s soft, hot lips kiss the skin of your neck and then you pull away from him slowly.

His eyes are heavy and a brighter green than before, his blond hair sticks to his forehead. Then you take in your surroundings and notice the chair has been pushed against the couch, the decorations on the coffee table next to it have fallen to the floor. When did that happen?

You glance behind you and see how far away from the desk you are now.

“Wow, we fucked our way across the room,” you giggle, turning back at him. 

His fingers slip up to your back pushing you forward so he can give you three soft kisses. The motion reminds you that he’s still inside you and you clench around him, it makes him moan.

“You were being naughty, kitty,” he mumbles, voice scratchy. 

“I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not,” you giggle again tugging on his hair. 

Michael suddenly stands up, you latch onto him quickly as he carries you out of the room. You’re still fully on his dick and you’re wondering what the hell he could be doing. Then he sets you down on your bed, slowly pulling out of you, his face grimacing slightly. 

You watch him move to his side of the bed and opens up the bottom drawer of his nightstand. You bite your lip as he pulls out the small pink vibrator. 

“Take off your shirt, kitty,” he tells you and you do so quickly. He kneels in front of you, spreading your legs wide open for him and he presses the button whirring the vibrator to life. His eyes slide to yours, “now it’s my turn to tease you.”

• • • •

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[ranposlittle]

sweetie it’s me again 🥺🥺🥺please nsfw scenario with mori and his gf having a daddy kink and she acts all girly and childish 🥺🥺🥺👉🏻👈🏻

!! NSFW 18+ ONLY !!

((TW: daddy kink; exhibitionism))

A/N: Wooh, boy~ idk if i went overboard but here’s another lengthy scenario ahah although, you totally deserve this ♥️ I wanted to put it under a “Keep Reading” break but it doesn’t work on mobile so im sorryyyyy;;; Also, I made this with the simplest definition of the daddy kink cos idk if you’ll be comfortable if i wrote this like how i know it (dd/lg) but I hope this will make you happy!~ ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

***

Your heels bumped into the legs of the armchair as another wave of pleasure jolted into your nerves. You hissed as your grip on the armrest tightened and your teeth clenched. He has you sprawled out on his lap, your legs laid out on either side of him, your back against him and his fingers toying around your pussy. Within just a few minutes, Mori was able to reduce you into a sweaty mess. Spasmodic moans and pants liberally floating out of you. What’s even more maddening is he has you facing the panel of clear glass windows in his office and you can see almost the entire city from up here; and you feel like the entire city can see you, too.

With this thought, your hand reactively reached up to cover your face. Mori replied by moving his legs further apart causing you to spread even wider. You yelped as you feel your pussy being more exposed than ever. You know that if anybody can see you right now, they can definitely see every little detail of your genitalia.

You whimper as Mori ran two fingers down your slit and pushed them apart as if he’s really making sure that you’re as open to view as possible.

“Go on,” he mumbled through his teeth as he nimble on your ear, “Say it.”

He pushed his slender finger inside your hole and your walls clenched around it immediately. Your let out a drawn out gasp as he slowly slither inside.

“D-da…” Your jaw shakes and your voice weakens. You can feel Mori smirking behind you with the way you’re crumbling in front of him right now.

This isn’t exactly what you were expecting to happen when you nervously approached him in his office this afternoon. You gather all the courage you could muster to finally let him know about this certain kink of yours. You fiddle with the hem of your short skirt as you stumble on your words. When you finally got around what you really meant to say, Mori looked at you from the bunch of papers on his desk, only to blink at you innocently.

“Huh? A daddy kink? What is that, (Y/N)-chan?” He sounds like he really doesn’t have a single clue about it.

Your red face just got redder. He’s definitely only doing this to tease you. You puffed out your cheeks and blurted out in annoyance, “I want to call you ‘daddy’ and I want you to dominate me, okay?”

He just silently stared at you as if he can’t process what you just said. Your eyebrows knitted together and you pouted when he suddenly laughed. You stomped your feet demanding him not to make fun of you and he quickly apologized. You hoped that by then, he would lead you to the bedroom and figure this out with you but instead, he led you in the middle of the room and somehow, you ended up in this situation.

“C'mon, (Y/N)-chan. You can do it,” Mori wriggled his finger inside you, snapping you back into reality. You whined and squirmed on his lap, his teasing now starting to frustrate you. He never teased you this badly before.

“Da… ddy…” Your words came out almost like a whisper.

“What’s this? Is my baby getting all shy now?” Mori playfully whispered into your ear, sending shivers crawling up into your skin. You reflexively tried to close your legs out of embarrassment but Mori’s powerful legs triumphed over your own and was able to keep you spread wide open.

“I thought this was what you wanted. Why don’t you let me hear you now, hmm?” He licked the sides of ear and inserted another finger inside of you rather abruptly.

You cried out and arched your back. You feel like a fool for even considering that maybe Mori really doesn’t have the slightest idea of what a daddy kink is but before you can even beat yourself up about it, Mori pulled out his fingers only to push it back even deeper into you.

“Ah! Daddy!” You clawed at his forearm. You can’t hold yourself back anymore and you’re just an inch away from shamelessly begging him to use you already.

“Mmm. That sound so much better, baby.” Mori cooed and kissed your forehead. You tilted your head upwards and looked at him with pleading eyes; your lips parted as you continue to moan.

His lust filled eyes squinted as he smiled and dove his tongue inside your mouth. Mori is now knuckles deep inside your pussy, his fingers moving in a come-hither motion and his hungry kisses muffling your cries. With every curl of his fingers, he hits that special spot within you that have your hips bucking up. You haven’t even noticed how hard you’re grinding against his hands right now. Mori broke off from the kiss and chuckled.

“Now, now. You have to slow down, baby. You have to be patient and wait for the main event,” he said and kissed the tip of your nose.

Mori slowly pulled his fingers out and you felt so dirty hearing the squelching sounds coming out from you. You whimper from the sudden feeling of emptiness as Mori wiped his fingers with a handkerchief. It’s just now that your head isn’t numb with pleasure that you felt Mori’s hardness beneath you.

You fidget on your position to secretly grind on his erection but he forcefully grabbed your waist, stopping you from your attempt for control.

“I’m the one in charge here, am I not, honey?” He ran one of his hands from your hips, up to your neck and wrapped his fingers around it.

“Yes, daddy.”

“That is correct. So, from now on, you’ll only do what I tell you to do,” his words drawled out as he presses the sides of your neck, “Understood?”

You tightly pressed your lips together and nodded. Mori pressed harder and repeated himself, “Understood?”

“Yes, daddy!” You blurted out from the heavy pressure on your neck.

“That’s my girl,” he said rather cheerfully and released his grasp immediately. He traced the side of your face and grabbed you by the chin. Mori kissed you more affectionately this time, distracting you from the fact that your legs are still pried open with your soaking pussy in full view.

“Are you imagining that somebody’s watching us right now?” His voice dropped an octave lower and the vibrations from his chest tickled your back, “They’ll see such a pretty little baby like you, enjoying all the naughty things that daddy is doing to you. Whimpering and crying but still craves for more.”

The imagery he just put in your head made you sob. The thought of being watched embarrassed you to no ends but it’s undeniable that it’s also turning you on.

So much so that your pussy twitched with just the thought. It’s astounding how Mori can make you wet without even touching you.

“Daddy,” you pleaded. Your eyes shut and tears on its rim. Your hand grabbed what you can with his shirt, “Please, daddy. Please…”

You are not quite sure what you’re even begging for. On one hand, you want him to stop but on the other hand, you want him to just do you right then and there. Mori already know this, of course. He smirks in amusement with how much he enjoys seeing you beg. Maybe if you keep it up, he’ll finally give you what you want.

“Aww,” he said in faux-sympathy, “Does my baby wants to get fucked now? Would you like to show anyone who might be watching you right now your lewd faces as daddy pounds into you?”

You tightened your grasp on his shirt and you bit your lip. He’s really not going to stop making you beg any time soon. This is getting too much for you to take.

“You would like that, wouldn’t you? Well,” Mori rubbed his thumb on your flushed cheek sweetly but a hint of malice is on his eyes, “You know what you have to do.”

You let out a quiet whine, feeling helpless with your situation. You know you’ll have to do it to get what you want and even if you hate to admit it to yourself, his dominant side is driving you insane. He’s just perfect for this.

You looked up at him with puppy dog eyes, “Please, daddy. I want you to fuck me and make me come.”

You felt him shift on his seat and you thought that your pleading might be actually working so you continued. You ran hand from your chest down to your pussy and started playing with yourself.

“In here, daddy. Please put your cock inside me,” you enticed with the sweetest voice. You surprised yourself to hear such perverted words coming from your own mouth but you’ll do and say just about anything now to be satisfied.

Mori’s eyes glistened and his smirk just grew wider. This isn’t the first time you had sex and he has seen you in this ruined state before but there’s just something about the way you’re submitting to him right now that excites him more than ever. He figured out that this daddy kink of yours isn’t that bad after all.

“Well, I guess I can’t really say no to my pretty babydoll,” Mori stated, acting as if he was truly powerless over your sweet-talk.

Your heart skipped a beat with anticipation as Mori reached down to unzip his pants. Your whole body is throbbing and you unconsciously licked your lips. You moved to sit on one side of his lap so you can unbuckle his belt and let him pull his pants down with ease.

Your eyes are on the prize the moment that he unzipped and now you see his cock standing proudly as the man himself. Your mind running a hundred miles per hour with things you wanted to do with it but your perverse thoughts were interrupted when Mori palmed your breasts over your shirt. A wanton moan escaped out of you with just a single touch.

“Why don’t we take a look at what you got in here,” he said as he gently tugged your shirt upwards.

You shyly pulled on your shirt and held it up as if you’re just casually showing him a scar. He ogled your boobs for a moment before smiling and leaning forward to suck on one of your nipples. Your hands shook and your grip on your crumpled shirt tensed with the added pleasure.

“Hnng… Daddy…” You moaned out as Mori started to pinch on your other nipple, “That feels… So good…”

Mori made a few more licks before doing the same on the other one. Exchanging the place of his mouth and hand. The pleasure is almost overbearing that you wondered if it’s possible to actually come just from this. Before you can get into a conclusion, Mori moved back and positioned you into his lap once again. Your legs spread out on either side of him like before. With your shirt now lifted exposing your breasts, you look more obscene as ever. He lifted your skirt up to your waist and rubbed the tip of his cock on your slit; your wetness from his previous provocation coating him in an instance.

“It’s time for the main event, baby. Are you ready to put on a show?” Mori rumbled on your ear, addressing the invisible audience you seem to have.

You stare at the view in front of you and you unknowingly started to really imagine the said audience and how it’s now your goal to show them how good Mori is going to fuck you.

You gulped and nodded, “Yes, daddy.”

“Atta girl. Don’t worry now, baby. You don’t have to hold back. Just cry out as loud as you want to and show everybody just how naughty you really are,” Mori’s words ended as almost a growl.

You pushed skirt out of the way as Mori slowly inserted his cock inside your pussy. You groaned in unison and you know that he’s just as riled up as you are right now despite his composure. You’re filled to the brim when your butt reached his lap again. You’re aching with pleasure and you’re just eager for more. You glimpsed at Mori to see that his head is thrown back against the chair and his eyes are closed in ecstasy. It seems to you that he’s taking his time to calm himself down so he won’t cum unannounced.

You revel on his image before he slowly lifted his head back up and look at you. Your scrunched up eyebrows, your teary eyes, your blushing cheeks, segments of your hair sticking up to the side of your sweaty face; he loves this look on you. He smiled devilishly.

“Go on, you can start riding daddy now,” Mori affirmed with a kiss on your cheek.

With a weak whimper, you leaned forward to hold on to his knees for support and lifted your butt up. Your soft moan from that single movement became louder when you push yourself back down his cock again. You had to take a few seconds to find strength on your shaky knees to lift yourself up again and come back down; your cries getting louder and louder each time. You squeezed your eyes shut and bounced faster. You can’t hear anything other than the ringing of your own moans in your ears. You can feel your thighs getting tired from your strained efforts but your lust driven core just couldn’t stop moving. Soon enough, Mori grabbed your hips and pulled you back up against him.

“My dirty little baby,” he chuckled on your ear before placing sloppy kisses on your neck.

“Hold your skirt up while I fuck you so everybody can see how deep my cock is inside your tight pussy.”

You crumble a little bit more with his indecent language. You did just what you were told and hoisted the ends of skirt up to your belly, exposing yourself once more.

Mori dig his fingertips on your hips and thrusted roughly into you once. You threw your head back and let out a loud cry. He bit down on your shoulder as he plunged in once again and was closely followed by another. His thrusts are now coming in in a quicker succession and your breasts jiggled with each one.

He leaned back to the chair and held on to your hips tighter as he started to mercilessly ram his cock repeatedly into your pussy. Your hands are frozen, clutching your skirt and your breasts bouncing around harshly.

“Daddy! Daddy!” You repeatedly sobbed out and it’s all that you can really utter in your current state.

Mori kept pounding into you and you feel the knot on your stomach about to burst. You desperately wanted to fondle your own breasts or play with your clit just to finally get your most awaited release but you decided against it, since you don’t want to give Mori a reason to stop if you do something he didn’t asked you to.

You suddenly yelped when Mori stood up, bringing you with him and dragged the side table in front of you. Without a word, he pushed you down on it and adjusted his position behind you. You also tried to get in to a more comfortable position by propping yourself up on the table with your forearms.

He elicited another loud moan from you when he slammed back inside. Not even a moment passed and he’s back on thrusting roughly into your pussy; and you find yourself not being able to say anything else but calling out Mori’s new title.

Mori leaned over and used one of his hands to hold you firmly in position and the other to hold on to your neck. You cried out as your lifted body allowed your perked nipples to graze on the table each time Mori rocks you.

“Open your eyes, baby. I want you to look at our audience as you come,” he grunted in your ear between ragged breaths and moans.

You weakly opened your eyes and looked forward. You wondered if there’s really someone who can see you right now but at this moment, you’re too far gone to really care or even feel ashamed.

Your sensitive nipples kept rubbing on the cold table as Mori continued to barrel in and out of you and with all the combined pleasure, you were drove into the edge.

“Daddy,” you called out in a choked out voice. “I’m coming… I can't– I’m coming…”

“Go ahead, baby. Come and say daddy’s name,” Mori removed his hand on your hips to reach down and draw circles on your clit.

“Ah! Mori… Mo… Ri… Mori-san!”

You moaned out loud as the built up pressure on your abdomen bursted all throughout your body and sprinkled tingles down to your fingertips. Your sight turned white and your mind swept clean of any thoughts. Your muscles spasmed and your breath held for a while in a sharp inhale before coming down with a forceful exhale.

Mori watched your eyes rolled back and your mouth opened in a silent moan. It made his cock twitched and he felt his own release closing in soon. He forced his hips forward with a grunt and called out your name. You’re just coming down from your high but you know Mori’s erratic thrusting means he’s about to finish. He leaned down again to pull you into a kiss.

“(Y/N)-chan…” His voice sounded sweeter than how it was when you started.

He broke off from the kiss and withdraw his cock out of you with a squelch. He firmly grabbed you off of the table and push you down to the floor so you’re kneeling in front of him. He looked down at you while he’s stroking himself. You bit your lip and reached over so you can pump him instead. He petted your head as you look up to him, watching him come undone with each passing second. He called out your name once again as you lick his tip while stroking his shaft faster. A series of moans and groans broke out of Mori’s lips before his hips violently stuttered.

“(Y/N)-chan!” Mori exclaimed and suddenly gripped your hair. You squealed as he shamelessly spew his cum on your face.

You keep on stroking him until he came down from his own orgasm. He gently pushed his cock into your mouth and you sucked on it before letting it go with a pop. Mori panted as he tried to catch his breath and looked down on you to admire his work. He soon sat back down on his chair and tapped his lap, asking you to resume your previous position. You sprang to your unsteady feet and did so. He took out his handkerchief again and began to wipe his cum off of you as you close your eyes and cuddle up on his chest.

“Did I do it right? Was I a good daddy?” Mori playfully asked you, breaking away from his character.

You chuckled and nodded, “The best.”

Mori smiled. He knows how spent you must be feeling right now and thought that a nap would be his reward for your hard work. Besides, he could also use a shut-eye. Within a few clicks on his remote, the blinds came halfway down from the windows. The room was dim enough to make you even sleepier. Mori kissed your forehead and rested his head on yours.

It was, undoubtedly, the best sleep you’ve had for a very long time.

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

yes i did this during my lunch break (and in english)

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Mm, if not lifelong than like a good amount of years. They occasionally also see other people though (poly coded)

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - T had to think about actually dating Klaus before getting into it. She looked into his past, everything. She didn’t want to be hurt. Klaus, however was like “mm, personality, shes pretty, smart, im in.”

How was their first kiss? - It was pleasant, it was random, after T met Klaus’ siblings. It wasn’t out of nowhere, but she was like :Thank you for introducing me to your broken family. *smooch*”Casual, but not casual.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Klaus did. It wasn’t big either, he was just like “do weddings appeal to you?” and she’s always been on the fence about getting married, but she figured to might as well do it.

Who is the best man/men? - Klaus had Diego as his best man actually.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - T had her mom as her maid of honor.

Who did the most planning? - They both did equal planning. They’d talk it over and everything, but T likes to have everything exact, so she looked over everything, over and over until she found it fine enough.

Who stressed the most? - Klaus, actually. T enjoys putting things in order, and planning, but Klaus was worried about how everything would go. He wanted to make sure everything went right, and that most of all, T was happy.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.  It was a forest wedding, so kinda big, but small enough as to where it felt special.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding?- Anyone that even remotely made T feel uncomfortable. If they were gonna cause issues, they can do it elsewhere. The trees didn’t want to hear arguing. (her one aunt who didn’t want her marrying a white man)

Sex:

Who is on top? - Topazi Um, they’re both switches, but it honestly depends on the mood. If one of them had a rough day, then the other would be the top. 

Who is the one to instigate things? - Either of them, it depends.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now. One look and the clothes are off (or on they’re kinky fucks)

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head. T’s fairly kinky, and so is Klaus, so they combine it to create just *sighs*. Their closets have a specific section for sex toys, spicy clothes.

How long do they normally last? - It depends. If they start when they’re high energy, it’ll be for longer, but if it’s later in the day, or after work, it’s for less time. an hour or so.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Mm, sometimes. If T gets frustrated with herself, and she might be in a bit of a tizzy, Klaus’ll step in and she’ll focus on his pleasure instead of her own. But T usually has more than Klaus, usually 2 more.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. If the mood calls for it, Topazi won’t hesitate to absolutely ruin Klaus. She really likes it rough, and so does Klaus, but they like being gentle every now and then.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. T is touch oriented, and rarely ever doesn’t want to be touched in some way. She wants all of the hugs during aftercare, and Klaus is very happy to give it to her.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None. T thought about having kids, but she doesn’t trust her body, or herself, so she just doesn’t do it.

How many children will they adopt? - They have pets. (a snake and two kitties)

Who is the stricter parent? - T. She’ll be like “Miko, I told you not to jump off the counter.” but Klaus is like “let him be, he’s just a little shaken up.” but no like water bottles, just a mild scolding.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - T used to do a lot of cooking, but Klaus also tag teams her. Especially if it’s a huge meal. 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Klaus won’t do oatmeal, or anything mushy. But T is like “if this even looks wrong, I’m not eating it.” It doesn’t matter who cooks it though, she’ll eat from anyone, but if something looks or tastes different than how she’s used to eating it, she’ll eat some out of respect, but in the end may just get more safe things like water, fruit etc. 

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both of them. T writes the list (bc she’s very detailed), and they both get half of the list and tag-team. But T has told Klaus what’s safe, what’s not, all that. 

How often do they bake desserts? - Almost every weekend. They’re both a bit impulsive, Klaus more than T, so they have an entire fridge dedicated to baking items.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - T rarely ever eats red meat, and Klaus’ll eat anything, so it’s a big mix between the two of them. She tries to get everything balanced, then she gets cravings and everything is thrown out of the window.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Klaus. He likes repaying T, and whenever T tries to do something nice, something pops up and she can’t. It’s also best for him to do tiny things, not big things, so she doesn’t feel like it’s a competition between the two of them. 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Klaus. Topazi wants to go out and everything, and she’s impulsive, but never really does anything about it.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Klaus because he almost fucked the kitchen up when he was high and forgot to put his blunt out (the paper towels caught fire, yada yada)

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - T does a lot of cleaning. Not that she feels like she has to, she just enjoys it, plus it gives her a sense of completion.

Who is really against chores? - Klaus sometimes. It’s not that he doesn’t want to, they usually just creep up on him when he really doesn’t want to do them.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both of them do it equally. Klaus moreso than T though, because one wrong inhale and she’s ill.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Klaus. He can forget about something and it’s just gone. His object permanence is shitty.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither of them. T likes company, and people over, but she does try to make sure no naughty things are left out for people to see.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - T almost threw it away, (it was balled up), but she was like “hmm my brain is trying to tell me something” so she was like “oh hells yeah money”

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Depends, but mostly Klaus, because he does his thinking in the shower (like his dad). T, however, knows she’s gonna look like a fucking cherry when she gets out, and she needs to keep her skin not flaky.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Um-. If they had a dog, it would be either one of them, but Klaus more often than T, because when she’s painting or gardening, she can’t be bothered to focus on anything other than what she’s doing at that moment.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Very lack-luster. For xmas, they have a tree, but T puts stupid shit around the house. For Easter, she painted an egg pink and labeled it as “the easter bunny’s left testicle” and for Halloween, they have a spooky corner. She can’t do pranks though, she understands them, but she’ll scream then immediately kick to defend herself.

What are their goals for the relationship? - T wants to enjoy what life she has with Klaus. She just wants someone to love her and keep her company.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both of them. Topazi likes cuddles, and sometimes the sleep is so good you have to just stay down. Plus, she’s her own boss, and their animals are smarter than they initially thought, but if she hears the fucking snake tank open, her eyes are wide fucking open. 

Who plays the most pranks? - Even though she gets a bit frustrated from them, T likes to do cute pranks. You know those toys that you throw and they stick to something, she’ll do those. And Klaus throws like sticky tack at the wall. Those she can handle. But she doesn’t understand the purpose of someone fake sneezing on her. (like me, please dont do that shit, i dont like it)

[moonlightxarcher]

Selene’s Log, Day Four

Update, 8:05 am.

“Bzzzzt, Roto Dex here! Soooo, Selene, you slept in last night. I wazz almozzt expecting you to be up an’ at ‘em at 6:00 am or something!” The Dex cracks a cheeky mechanical laugh, capturing the gentle half smile the researcher gives him in return.

“I merely wished to rest before my battle, Roto-san. It is important to get sleep in these moments before a difficult encounter.” A difficult encounter that was soon approaching. “Now, I believe Captain Ilima said this Verdant Cavern was just toward the back of Route 2? Can you see him, Roto-san?” Roto floats to her side, his camera picking up the winding paths before settling on a small nook opposite the Pokemon Center. Zooming in closer, he can see a small figure waiting by the entrance. “Yup! Got ‘im!” He salutes his partner, cracking another cheeky grin. “Man, I’m really excited for thizz! Your first Island Trial, it’s gonna be huge! You got a plan all ready?”

“Yes,” she nods calmly, her eyes closing for a moment, “I have outfitted my teammates with useful items and have prepared each of them for their roles. But I am counting on Lupa the most for this one. Whatever we face, I fear it may have strong physical attacks. That would mean her Fur Coat Ability would be largely beneficial to us.”

The two close in on Ilima, and it is not long before Dr. Selene Berlitz starts her first leg of the Island Challenge with Captain Ilima’s Normal Trial.

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“Montage time!” Roto chuckles as the footage begins playing out on his screen of a brief conversation between Selene and Ilima, where he informs her that she must find and battle a number of Alolan Rattata before making her way to the far back of the cave and collecting a crystal embedded in the pedestal. The scene shifts to her exploring the cave, her voice muted by the rapidly rising background music that the Dex was playing. “Selene really had this tracking stuff down to a science! She could distinguish the Yungoozz denzz from the Rattata denzz with just a single look! But then those nazzty Team Skull guyzz tried to get in her way-” The screen cuts to a pair of Grunts trying to impede her progress, only to unintentionally allow her to track down and defeat an Alolan Raticate, which sends the goons running off in terror.

“Yeahh! Run away ya gooberzz!” the Roto in the video calls out to them, his waving red appendages falling in and out of frame. 

“With that, she was able to make her way through the cave eazzily, and soon found herzzelf up againzzt an abzzolutely mazzive Alolan Raticate! Thizz wazz the fearzzome Totem Pokemon, oversized Pokemon flowing with extreme power! It wazz a heck of a foe, I’ll tell ya that! I thought I’d be snapped in half with just one Bite attack! But Selene was prepared.” His camera pans around toward Selene, pulling a small blue capsule from her pocket and a red and white ball off her belt. She pops the top off the capsule and tosses the Pokeball forward, releasing Furfrou in a brilliant flash. The regal white dog is adorned with a fashionable scarf, a Silk Scarf that raises the power of Normal moves. She thrusts the capsule forward, flinging a small pill toward the Normal Type, who deftly catches it in her mouth and swallows. 

“She used that X Defenzze on Furfrou to make sure she could weather more hitzz. It was a geniuzz move! Without it, she certainly would have had some trouble.” Roto shivers as the footage plays out, the two exchanging blows briefly before a smaller Alolan Rattata appears, slamming into Furfrou’s side and bouncing off it. “Even though it had extra help, Lupa still kicked that Totem’zz butt!” He cheers, pom poms flashing on the screen. The clip continues, with Lupa beating on the Raticate and enduring attacks from both ends. At some point, Selene darts in during the lull in attacks to personally apply a blast from a Super Potion, but it may not have even been needed, as moments later both the Alolan rats lay on the ground defeated.

“And so Selene won her firzzt Z-Crystal! Now she can put that Z-Ring to work.” The Dex’s screen continues to display Ilima congratulating her for her efforts, and the humble Totem offering a gift of her own- the young Rattata she had fought alongside. “The Totem Raticate wanted Selene to take care of her baby, and who could refuse an offer like that?” The little Alolan Rattata’s data flashes up on screen. 

Name: Ro

Gender: Female

Nature: Bold

Characteristic: Strong willed

“She seemed really amuzzed when naming her, talked about rodentzz of unusual size or somethin’ like that. I didn’t understand headzz or tailzz of it,” the Dex mutters in response, his screen showing an emoji of a blue face scratching its head with a questioning gaze. “We ran into those futuristic lookin’ people again, and I gotta say they need to work on their greeting. Ya say ‘Alola’ while moving your armzz in a circle, not in a square!” The Dex huffs, somehow offended. “Anyway, the female one introducezz herzzelf azz Soliera and the male introducezz himzzelf as Phyco. They seemed pretty interezzted in Selene and what she wazz doin’, but I don’t know if we could truzzt them quite yet.”

The next scene plays out, with Kukui nearly bumping into Selene as she exists the cave- and he comes bearing bad news. Lillie’s missing!

“Profezzor Kukui said something about mizzplacing her around Route 3, so he wazz hoping that Selene would help him. After everything that had happened with lazzt night, she definitely wanted to help, I know I did.” The scene follows on with Selene traversing the winding rocky terrain, unfamiliar to her. But not to the local Pokemon. “So Selene getzz this great idea to have one of the local Pokemon help, and she findzz thizz Cutiefly that she challengezz to a battle and capturezz quite artfully!” And that Cutiefly’s data flashes on screen.

Name: Bylii

Gender: Female

Nature: Naughty

Characteristic: Sturdy body

“Though the crafty bug leadzz uzz on a bit of a winding path, she does direct uzz toward a secluded area where a lot of people end up when they get lozzt on Route 3, Melemele Meadow. That’s where we found Lillie!” The scene shifts to the girl in question, frantically looking between her bag and the yellow flowers. 

“Nebby, where are you,” she mutters to herself, gasping when she’s spotted by Selene. “You think you can help me find her again?” she asks the researcher, her big eyes wracked with worry. “I’m so sorry for being such a burden to you...”

“You are far from a burden,” Selene answers, already starting to walk away. “You are a precious friend, Lillie-san. I will not rest until Nebby is found.” 

“It’zz there that Selene getzz the aide of another local Pokemon, thizz time a kind little Petilil that wazz more than willing to show them placezz that Pokemon like to hide.” The data for that Pokemon flashes on screen too.

 Name: Lili

Gender: Female

Nature: Mild

Characteristic: Scatters things often

“That’s what brought us to the Seaward Cave, accezzed through a tiny hole that Selene could barely fit through crawling on her handzz and kneezz. It was cold and dark in there, so it’zz good that Selene’zz so uzzed to Sinnohan temperaturezz,” the Dex tries to crack a joke, but the humor falls a little flat. His normally cheery voice falls a little low and somber. “Something... Something happened in there. I’ll... I’ll show you what I can.”

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Update, 3:28 pm.

“Anything yet, Carmilla?” The researcher calls out to her Zubat, flapping a foot or so ahead of them in the dark cave, guided only by the thin beam of light projected by the Dex’s flashlight eyes. The blue bat lets out a low cry- negative. Deeper and deeper they wander, relying on what little natural light was there and the young Zubat’s abilities before they found the cavern floor below them start to shake and sunder, cracks lining the walls and shattering small rocks-

“Izz it an earthquake?” the Dex guesses, frantically clinging to Selene’s back in an attempt to keep himself protected, his screen briefly darkened by the fabric of her shirt before she pulls him off. 

“It might be,” she mutters, the Rotom’s light casting a dull glare over her bang-covered face. “We must keep moving.”

Smaller quakes rock the group occasionally, but they keep advancing onward. That is, until they reach a rather deep, narrow part of the cave, hearing a rumbling roar. “A wild Pokemon?” Selene wonders aloud, but she is soon caught off guard by another vigorous quake, even stronger than the first. It nearly sends her to her knees, the Dex clinging to her shoulder in a meager attempt to keep her up-

And just as the quake seems to let up, Carmilla swoops down and slashes with her wings, blowing a gust of air hard enough to topple Selene back- narrowly avoiding a rock that would have crushed her. Another falls and cracks the ground just a foot away from Rotom. Another drops further away. “A rock slide!” Selene calls out, but the tumbling earth ranging in size from pebbles to boulders start to rain down, blocking off their path forward. The gang scrambles down the wayb they came, but just as it seemed like they’d reach the entrance to this narrowed tunnel, the way out crumbles before them. Quite nearly punching the very stone blocking them, Selene tries to keep her cool-

Only to hear the feeble cry of a Zubat, her left side crushed below a rock more than twice her size. 

“Carmilla!” Displaying the most emotion Rotom had ever seen on her normally impassive face, the girl that he suddenly remembers is only 13 years old frantically tries to free her partner, to no avail. Her cry of anguish rises like an ancient hymn as she struggles to budge the rock even a bit. 

One of the balls on her belt bursts open, revealing Strix the Rowlet. She releases waves of sharp leaves at the rock, but all they do is scuff the surface. Leafage just isn’t enough. “Please!” Selene calls out, “S-Someone get help!” She rounds on the Dex. “Roto-san, can you call someone? Do you have that function?” There is panic in her eyes, the normally calm oceans darkened like the beginnings of a storm. 

The Dex nods, “I’ll do what I can, Selene-” Only for a stray rock to fall and crack his screen, sending him hurdling to the ground. 

“Roto-san!” The panicked cry of a young girl in over her head is the last thing the Dex could pick up before the recording died. 

[i-want-your-wallet]

thing said in a random group chat that i'm gonna share:

Am I allowed to fuck a porcupine, it looks spicy

God I love naughty dog

You really understand nothing about me, it’s great

Mario kart music sounds good on bass

Go earn money you lazy fuck

Wall of flesh looks sexc

Honestly I’m confused but I’m not

suprised

Donald Duck is a nazi

I aspire to be ben and Jerrys ice cream

Can I watch spongebob memes now

Ah chaos :)

Everyone read the rules in the description, especially... because I don’t trust you

My brain cells are dead, I’m not

You can’t see me but I’m cowering right

now

A: short people can’t fight back, just hold your arm out they can’t get past

B: but she does fight back I’m just weak

C: I’m so thoroughly insulted

B: oh wow I’m still in one piece

Height is not nessasary for bullying eg: C

A: imagine owing the us government $2 million

B: imagine the us government

C: i can’t

Wut r government

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles. (this got sent about three or four times)

i've never been more scared than when someone was reading bee movie fan fiction aloud in music.

[clown-bait]

29 Neibolt ST (Monster Roommate AU) Chapter 2.5

Feelings in coming! The trash-pire is gonna realize some things about herself in this chapter. Some of them involve coulrophilia and some of them involve human meat. Possibly a mix of both. Its a bit fluffy but theres also gore. So the best of both worlds. 

WARNINGS: fluff, gore, teen death, clown smoochin.

Chapter 2.5

what are feelings.

It'd been two weeks since she had moved in. At first the adjustment was hard not only was Leech living with the fact that the creatures from her nightmares were all real and living in the same town she was also becoming one of them. Everyone called her Leech now for some reason not that she minded it though, the name felt fitting. Her transition was taking the hardest toll on her she had hunger that she could not satisfy no matter what she ate, her skin was losing color and her hair was coming out in large clumps. Dracula was a great guide through all this explaining that she once she makes her first kill she will complete the transformation and rise as undead. Of course shed need to die first. That lovely detail that terrified her to no end. But she was glad someone was helping her at least.

Her other flatmates were fine Tiffany was quickly becoming a great friend of hers and she adored Leatherface like a brother. Even Chucky and Freddy were inviting her out with them to cause mayhem. The only one she was having trouble with was the damn clown.  

Pennywise was a difficult one to read, at one minute he would be casual with her often teasing her sometimes making her laugh, the next he'd either be terrifying her or extremely angry. Unpredictable was an understatement. He definitely was the most interesting of her flatmates he didn't actually live in the house, his home being deep in the sewer. No one had been in his lair and Leech always wondered what it looked like. She often caught herself looking over at him watching his movements when he interacted with others, something was always off about him but he put a lot of effort into being normal. If she had to describe their relationship she say it was mostly competitive, their favorite past time being the weird game of insults going between them. It had gotten so bad that game night had become a total disaster the two always went on a war path to destroy the other, to the point where Freddy would yell at them to get a room already.

And then there was the staring! She’d always catch him staring at her when he thought she wasn't looking. Almost like he was trying to figure something out about her but was so lost in thought his eyes would drift apart. Usually this was either when he made her laugh or when they were on good terms with each other. It was quite bizarre.

Today Leech was coming home from another failed day of handing out resumes. She was applying for any culinary position she could find hoping that her not finishing school wouldn't matter too much. After the look the manager gave her at the one five star place in town she wasn't that hopeful.

When she stepped inside the house was silent. It felt abandoned like the first time she ever opened the door. It was probably Penny planning to scare her again then do that weird sniffing thing he did whenever he got her good.  But the jump never came.

“Hello?” the vampire called out

“Guys? You home?”

She shrugged and made her way to the kitchen it'd had been a long day and she was starving again. If the clown wanted to scare her he'd have to wait till shed eaten something. As she approached the entrance she hear a terrified wail, causing her to gasp and press herself against the wall. There was pleading and crying now followed by…laughter? “Penny?” she whispered “You better not be pulling your usual shit you asshole I'm not in the mood”

More laughter, panic and crying echoed through the house. It was a symphony of terror and anxiety. “so you fancy yourself an artist little boy? Want to come paint Pennywise's house without his permission. naughty naughty!” the clown was talking to someone. Leech crept closer to the doorway.

“I like to paint too little boy. How about you help me paint my kitchen hm? I was thinking a fresh coat of red.”

Oh god was he? Leech heard a scream and a sickening crunch just as she looked around the corner. She saw Pennywise hunched over a smaller form. It was a teen boy hanging limp in his claws. The lifeless eyes of the corpse stared back into Leech’s own. She wanted to be disgusted. She wanted to turn away and cry. Shed never see someone die before let alone someone so young. Living with murderous monsters she saw her fair share of bodies, she was used to that by now, but she never watched it happen. What she did next though disgusted her the most. She didn't turn away. She didn't cry or retch. No something awful awoke in her and she stood in the doorway watching in fascination the puddle of blood growing larger. She swore she could smell it savory rich like the flavor of umami. She was so hungry.

Leech didn't notice she was watching him for too long nor did she realize she was panting like a starving animal. God he was….impressive. Seeing the clown in such a primal state was captivating for her and her own instinctual urges began to spread a warmth through her that tingled the very pit of her stomach. The darkness that was awake and writhing within the young vampire was screaming at her to join him to be like him to hunt, to kill, to feed. He was a perfect predator and she was just discovering she might be too.  Pennywise ripped a chunk of flesh from the body which was quickly becoming unrecognizable much to the human side of her’s relief. He growled in delight tossing his head back enjoying the taste of his meal. Leech stepped closer still in her trance. Thats when he saw her. They locked eyes and he studied her expression, she wasn't afraid she was..…something else. Interesting.

“O-Oh I….didn't know you were um…. w-working.”

The clown stood up and crossed the room. Getting uncomfortably close to her. He grabbed her arm and inhaled her skin. “You're not afraid…..Does this not scare you, human?”

Leech whispered her response almost struggling to get it out “I-Im not human any more”

The clown leaned in close to her face and sniffed again. “No. You're clearly not.” he gave her a wicked grin. She felt his hot breath on her face those primal urges shooting through her brain and chest like electricity. “You smell different.” he hissed “somethings changed, you no longer stink like meat.” he emphasized that last syllable sending a small shiver up Leech’s spine. He was close to her again sniffing her skin like a dog hot on the trail. “So sweet… So warm.” he was mumbling. Leech could smell the thick wet blood on his lips, all she wanted right now was to taste them to run her tongue along his blood soaked mouth. What the hell was wrong with her? He was glaring down at her studying her with curiosity as if sensing something was wrong his beautiful yellow eyes flicked down at her lips and back to her own a questioning look on his face. Oh god was he reading her mind? Instinct overtook her and she leaned in closer, the clown didn't move confused by her actions. Leech’s lips touched his for a moment. Soft. She thought. Pennywise pulled away quickly staring at her with wide eyes. “What the hell was that?” he shouted as he turned a shade of pink shocked and confused by the action. Leech looked at him in terror from what she just did. “I-I-I um the hunger it- it just- it took control-I didn't mean” they were both bright red staring at each other with wide wild eyes. “I-I’m just gonna g-go” she ran as fast as she could slamming the door upstairs.

Pennywise never had someone do that to him before. He knew it was a human sign of affection between mates. Did she want to mate with him? Why was she suddenly so sweet smelling? Why did he feel so warm? And why the hell did he want to do that again? He stood there red faced for a good 5 minutes as wave after wave of strange emotions washed over him. Suddenly for the first time in eons he had lost his appetite.

Leech threw herself on her bed shocked at what she just did. She just kissed the damn clown and the worst part is she liked it. He killed someone in front of her and she fucking kissed him. What the hell was she becoming? She knew living with monsters would desensitize her to these things, but this? This was not something she saw coming, especially with Pennywise. He was rude, annoying, messy, bipolar, cruel, insufferable, funny, tall, fierce, intriguing, warm. wait…. oh no… she thought. “I have a crush on the fucking clown.”