#need to be spayed

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Tangerine eating the reader out.

that’s it that’s the whole thing.

im gonna give you a few (many) thots, instead if that's okay, just as I have lots of these on my page and there are only so many ways to write about it😭😭😭

filth under cut, 605 // mdni

so first things first...

he's a giver!! huge giver. sure he likes to receive, but nowhere near as much as he loves to give

he's such a MUNCH and loves nothing more than to be between your thighs. could spend an hour or two with his face trapped between your legs, just sucking and licking. he absofuckinglutely loves your taste and cannot get enough

sometimes if you're doing a mundane activity or just doing something around the house, he asks if he can eat you out. like he needs it to keep him going. so for that reason, he's eaten you out in almost every spot in the house!! .. dining table, sofa, kitchen counter, his office, stairs, by the front door, car (ik its not inside the house, just go with it) 

he'd drop to his knees in an instant if you said yes. kinda imagine him like a dog on a lead for his girl. he's completely whipped for her (or at least I like to think) he'd probs kiss you for saying yes then kneel (omg)🫡

though it would depend on the mood of it- if it was more lovely dovey, he'd work you up for a bit- kissing your thighs, teasing you, maybe a bit of worshipping before tongue to pussy contact. but if you were in the kitchen he'd kneel down. dragging down your bottoms and just go straight in. he's adaptable afterall ;)

if he had a bad day, he's eating you out. if he's bored, he's eating you out. BUT, if YOU had a bad day- best believe he's eating you out. if you get home stressed and frustrated, he's got you on the sofa within seconds, legs spread with his face between. he makes you talk about your day while he’s lapping you up. you have to tell him what's bothering you - (he LOVES when you stutter and struggle to think of the words <3) it makes him feel like he's helping you forget (but dw, he'd still listen to you properly after!!)

he knows where the clit is, I mean look at him. he knows how to get you off. he can make you squirt (if you wanted to)

tan + tongue finger combo = a really fucking good time

also also!! he wants you to sit on his face, plain and simple. he doesn't care how heavy you are- just wants your pussy on his face anyway he can get it

i gotta stop omg, but a few more!! forgive me!!

he's not afraid to get messy

gets REAL into it, squeezes your thighs, hips, waist, tummy, tits (he reaches up to grab them😖)

he loves when you get sensitive and clamp your thighs, it squishes his head and he loves it!!! he def tries to rip your thighs back open, holding them and hooking his arms under

he spits your slick back on you and laps it up again <3 

he gets so HARD eating you out. maybe he came a couple times... UNTOUCHED !! (omg) 🫠

he loves when you cum on his tongue 

if his tongues inside, the tip of his nose is pressed against your clit

he's down for period oral if you are. will help clean you beforehand and then just flick at your clit with his tongue, maybe fingers hooked inside, pumping you. he’s covered in blood a lot of the time so he has no problem if you don’t

okay that's enough bc I will never stop if I carry on. mrs red is visiting, if you hadn't noticed by my brainrot and inability to stop 😔

[diddybok]

i want to kiss hyunjin.

i wanna kiss his perfect big soft lips and i want him to moan into my mouth whilst doing so. then i want him to grow needier, his breathing turning into soft pants as he pulls me closer by my waist. i want him to whine in my ear just how ready he is for me and i wanna pull his hair and make him whimper and—

[empresskylo]

simon uses “baby” in such a versatile way. one minute he’s all sweet “come here, baby. just wanna fill you up. that feel good?”

the next he’s mean with it, your face shoved into the pillows “s’matter, baby? cant take it? aw, baby, you sound all choked up. jus’ lemme use you a lil’ longer.”

[chamomiletealeaf]

@naivegh0ul writing about Mommy kink Simon has been rotting my brain like a parasite.

Like fuckin hell, you’d be riding him, his hands on your hips pulling you down as he thrusts up into you and his poor little head would be too fucked out and dizzy to comprehend the words he says.

His mouth open and eyes half lidded, he says “fuck mommy mmph, feel so good.”

And you slow down a little bit, smirk on your face.

“What’d you say Si?” You say tilting your head to the side, using his nickname only you call him, knowing it already makes him flustered in the first place.

He looks up at you with his big honey colored puppy eyes that are wide with confusion, trying to remember what he said.

When he remembers, he places his forehead on your shoulder with a groan trying to fuck up into you again hoping it’ll make you forget.

You place one hand on his chest and the other under his chin to tilt his head up to look at you.

You know what he said, you heard it loud and clear, you just wanted him to say it again.

“What’d you say honey?” You asked in the sweetest, softest pitched voice that had him whine in response.

“I-“ he blushes, his cheeks the prettiest shade of pink.

You trace your thumb over his lips.

“I- said mama.” He admits like he was confessing a sin.

“No.” you giggle, “close, but that’s not what you said Si.”

“Mommy.” He whispers breathlessly, and you smile at his honesty.

“I didn’t know you liked that Simmy.” You tilt your head again, smile still plastered on your face, your thumb now tracing over the blush on his cheekbone.

“Go on, say it again.” You start to bounce on him again, nuzzling your head on his shoulder into his neck, whispering praises in his ear.

He tightens his grip on your hips and his eyes roll back.

“Yeah mommy, fuck, just like that, please, fuck me like that.”

[writersdrug]

Konig would totally get hard just from kissing you.

Starting from quick pecks and cheek kisses... to making out, sloppy kisses, tongues going wherever they feel like.

It began with the two of you sitting next to each other on the couch. You were leaning into his side, playing with his fingers as he talked about his day (it was rare for him to go on rants, so you listened intently). You couldn't help but take his gloves off and kiss his fingertips one-by-one, 'mhm'ing in response as he spoke. He had stopped talking when he felt your lips press against each of his fingerpads, watching as you looked up at him with those soft, doe eyes. He felt a warmth in himself that caused his heartbeat to pound in his temples.

A few moments later, he was leaning back across the couch with you lying on top of him. He gripped your waist tightly, running over its flesh with his thumb, and his other hand found its way into the soft locks of your hair. His eyes were closed as the two of you sloppily made out, tongues dancing and saliva smeared across his lips and beard. Every time there was the smallest amount of space between your lips, he would suck in a breath like he had been drowing in desire. Your fingers were running through his hair, down to the back of his neck, and over his broad, lean chest. Occasionally, you would softly bite his lower lip and tug, making him release something between a growl and a whine from his throat.

It was sloppy, messy, and hot. And it was making his cock throb in his pants. He couldn't keep himself from using both of his hands to hike your thighs up higher against his waist. He grabbed your hip once again, his other hand splaying across your lower back, and guided you to slowly grind into his crotch. He groaned, feeling the heat and throbbing of your cunt, despite the fabric in between.

"Scheiße, maus..." (Fuck, mouse...) he said between kisses. He growled into the kiss when you tugged at his hair, running your tongue across his teeth and moaning. You ground your hips harder into him, moving in circles and pressing down more when you felt his length right below your pussy. His fingers dug into the skin of your hips, and he moved you back and forth faster over his crotch.

If you pull his hair back, exposing his neck and sucking, licking, and kissing over his jugular? He'd flip you onto the couch immediately and, moments later, would pound you into the cushions, not even bothering to fully remove his clothes. Yours would be torn off to shreds.

[pinguwuuuu]

I hope y’all did your homework and read the fic this came from >:(

I’m being so fr right now, I need Shinji DIABOLICALLY. IT ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE, RELEASE ME PLS.

[rotgirlsummer]

i need to be SPAYED

[keggsdov]

is this anything

[sluturu]

hear me out…….. the jack in the box mascot lowkey reminds me of nanami…

[dandanroo]

thinking about this again...

[meowmk]

mark…

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

phillies i really get it. he’s so perfect. like i understand and if i had better taste and more self respect i’d be right there with you because look at him. he’s so silly and dumb. exquisite.

[fagtainsparklez]

yesterday tr!tubbo pregnancy today tr!tubbo egg laying. okay then

[eclipseberrycake]

i woke up today and decided yk what would be good to do after studying? draw sprout in that one dress i saw on pinterest

Amen thank you

omg seeing you in my inbox where I can officially corner you and shake you (gently and with love) and shout at you how much I love your tags? A DREAM?

BUT THEN-

YOU DROP THIS????

OH MY GOD???? (I have something inappropriate to say)

IDK WHY YOURE SAYING AMEN BESTIE I SHOULD BE AMENING YOU BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS? iM BARKING LIKE I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT AND OMG LIKE HOW DID THIS COME ACROSS MY FEED AND HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY BECAUSE

THE LIGHTING THE SHADING THE DRESS

I-....I need to calm down oml

[azaleasallalong]

HELLO?? 🧎🏻🧎🏻

[kissingfinelines]

need him to look down at me like this while i go down on his di-