#newt is so oblivious tho...........

[zer0brainc3lls]

my safe haven tmr headcanons 🫶 (also random ones)

All of these are sweet, will make angst ones tho 🤭 Newtmas included ofc

- Thomas blushes super easily

- Brenda loves heavy metal

- newt writes to cope, just about his day and whatnot. (This is sorta canon in crank palace but i think he would continue to write if he lived)

- when Thomas & Minho get drunk together they get up to the most INSANE activities it’s not even funny

- If newt & Brenda are drunk at the same time they bet who is going to get injured first 😭

- minho LOVES Halloween. Absolutely LOVES IT. His costumes are phenomenal every year

- newt is SO GOOD with kids, the kids in the safe haven gravitate towards him and they all love him 100% (uncle newt?!?)

- Thomas on the other hand is like so bad with kids, has absolutely no idea how to talk to them 😔 the kids 100% ask him 2863382 times a day “are you uncle newts boyfriend?! :O” and he has no clue how to respond

- Minho teaches the kids curse words on accident 💀 he would like fall over or something and go “OW FUCK” and they would copy him, newt has scolded him so many times for this

- speaking of Minho and cursing, HE CURSES ALL THE TIME. THE MOUTH ON THAT MAN. It somehow gets worse when he’s drunk

- R.I.P Brenda you would’ve loved thick and crazy eyeliner

- Sonya made matching bracelets for aris and Harriet, aris accepted immediately 😭 Harriet sorta raised a brow but accepted as well but she NEVER takes it off. EVER. Aris on the other hand has lost it so many times, and freaks out every time he does

- Sonya will braid anyone and everyone’s hair. She knows so many hair styles it’s actually ridiculous 💀 she doesn’t remember learning them though. :[ (when she and newt were taken she would brush & braid the other girl’s hair like her mum taught her)

- aris slowly comes out of his shell in the safe haven, and every time he does something “bold” Sonya and Harriet silently cheer for him

- Newt and Sonya got REALLY close in the safe haven, they clicked like instantly and helped each other heal :) “she’s like a sister to me!!” “He’s like a brother to me!!” Is used OFTEN. (Little do they know.. ☹️)

- When Newt is extra pissy his accent is way heavier, and Thomas already being into his accent as is when newts mad at him.. I’ll just give you an example:

Newt *oblivious*: THOMAS WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?! YOUR SO DULL SOMETIMES I SWEAR-

Thomas *face hotter then the sun, sweat dripping down his face*: Uhm-

Minho & Gally *with popcorn*: *watching the whole thing go down while holding back tears of laughter*

- newt never practically had a favourite flower, he thought they were all equally beautiful until one day Thomas came home with a sunflower, gave it to him and said “oh this reminded me of you” let’s just say after that day sunflowers were his favourite.

- frypan immediately knew when Thomas and newt first started dating, when he realised he went up to Thomas, patted him on the back and said “so you finally got together huh? Good job man” and walked off leaving Thomas SHOCKED

- if Teresa never betrayed everyone Newt and her would’ve been BFFS. “I remember when you liked Thomas I was so mad” “I was mad at you too!!” “REALLY?!” *whilst making flower crowns*

- Newt loves to read and this is common knowledge, Brenda also loves to read & wears reading glasses and one day newt caught her and she was like “if you tell a soul I’ll kill you. Wanna read together?”

- Newt = ambivert + Thomas = ambivert

- Newt LOVES tea and Minho gives him so much shit for it 😭

- Minho would be the type of guy to carry around a speaker and blast white girl music

- karaoke night once a week or two, Brenda and Minho sing barbie girl ATLEAST ONCE every time

- Thomas is still incredibly smart, like really smart but there is never really opportunity’s to show it ☹️ but like Newt will lead him a 600 page book or something thinking he won’t finish it and like 2 days later Thomas is like “I finished it! Yeah it was really good I really liked-“ goes on a full in depth analysis

- Newt is autistic 🙏🙏 (if yall want a whole headcanon list just for this I will do it because I’m autistic myself and would love to do that lol)

I hope yall enjoyed my ramblings 🤭 I’m gonna post more but the next one will mostly be post death cure, how they cope and how everything has effected them etc etc so angst

[sunriseverse]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pacific Rim (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Newton Geiszler/Hermann Gottlieb Characters: Newton Geiszler, Hermann Gottlieb Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, Getting Together, this fic is just. “all the times newt was an oblivious moron” lol, for someone so smart he’s a dumbass, Coming Out, really newt is such a fucking idiot tho, take a hiiiiiint you moron, it ends well tho, Happy Ending Summary:

Newt finds out Hermann has a crush, and totally isn’t jealous about that at all. He’s just—yeah, okay, he’s a little jealous because come on, Hermann? Is a fucking catch. He’d congratulate the guy, but he doesn’t even know who the object of Hermann’s affections is...

[hermannsthumb]

you should totally do something with ksci janitor’s vamp newt it’s so just so good

i sure will! in a vampire mood this weekend. @k-sci-janitor's vampire newt found here. warnings for quick mention of drinking, allusions to sexy stuff, and also the different kind of drinking you'd expect from a vampire fic (tho on the vague side)

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The circumstances that led Newt down the unwitting path of immortality and general un-dead-ness are, in hindsight, honestly kind of embarrassing. It'd be one thing if he could say it happened in the pursuit of, like, knowledge, like the fierce jellyfish sting scar on his wrist leftover from a research expedition when he was twenty-two or the equally fierce one on his knee received in response to his question (at the age of five) of what would happen if I jumped out of this very tall tree?, or even something unrelated to his extensive biology career, something impressive, y'know, Van Helsing style, something like tracking down some vampire king and barely escaping with his life (un-life?)—not what really happened, which was little more than a bad date. And not even the worst date that Newt's been on, if you can believe it.

Newt was young and stupid then. He still is young and stupid, technically, though the former by appearance only. (Eternally pushing thirty. If he could've picked, he would've done twenty-eight, just before his handful of grey hairs started cropping up. Newt's had almost forty-five years of staring in the mirror at those four fucking grey hairs. He gave up dyeing them around the nineties. Not worth it. Still annoying.) He liked to do what young and stupid people did, like get stupid tattoos, and have a stupid haircut, and get drunk at stupid punk shows and not stumble home until he'd had at least one regrettable hook-up with a stranger and maybe lost his wallet. (The two were often related.) That particular thing was what did him in that night. It was a different time back then, man—if a dude showed even the slightest inkling that he ran in Newt's sort of circle, if you caught his drift, Newt fucking jumped at the chance.

(The band was on their second set of the evening and Newt had already screamed himself hoarse with singing along. He'd ducked outside in a back alleyway for only a second to get some fresh air, the club suddenly too hot and smokey for him to handle, and was just about to go back inside and close out his tab for the night when he realized he wasn't alone. There was someone—he was sure—lurking in the shadows a few feet away. He could hear breathing. He could see—eyes, maybe, in the dim neon light of the bar sign overhead. "Hello?" he'd called.

"Have a light?" the person called back.

They emerged from the shadows, and Newt felt himself relax at once. It was some spooky-looking guy he remembered seeing in the club, leather jacket, boots heavier than Newt's, dark hair and eyeliner. Tall. Newt remembered him, firstly, because he thought he was hot, and secondly, because he swore he caught the guy staring at him at least three times, and to Newt, that was as good as any pick-up line. He was wagging an unlit cigarette at Newt now. He was taller than Newt thought he was back in the bar—much taller, at least a full head on Newt. His eyes were a golden-brown, almost yellow, like a cat's, and Newt found himself unable to tear his own away from them. "L—light?" Newt echoed.

The guy stuck the cigarette in his mouth and arched a perfect eyebrow. Newt didn't smoke, but he did keep a lighter on him for occasions like this. He fumbled through his pockets for it while the guy stepped closer. "I was watching you," he told Newt, while Newt raised the lighter to the cigarette, "in there."

The flame danced and glinted against his eyes. Newt swallowed. "Uh-huh?" he said.

He flicked the lighter shut, leaving them both bathed in nothing but pink neon. A hand slid up against the wall next to Newt's right shoulder. Another plucked at the left lapel of his jacket. Newt was still staring at those eyes. "What's your name?" the guy said, in a puff of cigarette smoke.

"Um." Newt's leather jacket was being pushed off his shoulders. He felt his long hair being tucked to the side of his neck. All at once something seemed in snap in Newt—some reminder of where he was, and what he came here hoping for in the first place. Some hot dude was eyeing Newt up all night long, and now he was actually coming onto Newt, and Newt was about to get laid. He grinned. "Newt," he said. "Just call me that. You were watching me, huh?"

"All night," the guy said.

Newt's jacket hit the ground with a soft thump. A knee was being pushed between his. Newt felt his cheeks heat up a little—he wasn't used to people being this forward with him, and especially not in a semi-public place like this. Usually they at least made a show of offering up their apartment first. "What, um, what for?" he said.

They were kissing. Newt was clinging to the back of his jacket. And then he was kissing Newt's neck, and then he was—

"That kinda hurts," Newt mumbled. "Um, dude, I think your—your fuckin', tongue piercing cut me, or something. It's—"

It was hard to keep his eyes open. His neck felt weird. The guy was into biting, apparently, biting really hard, and yikes, that was going to leave a super embarrassing hickey that Newt would have to explain to his students somehow on Monday, but it also felt really good, like, Newt was maybe getting off kinda good, and Newt thought, dizzily, that he should at least return the favor before he finished up and collapsed in a happy heap on the ground. So he did.

The guy pulled back with a hiss. "Ow. What—?"

Newt tasted something coppery in his mouth, and he panicked and swallowed on instinct. "Oh, shit, dude, I'm sorry," he slurred. His voice sounded like it was a million miles away. "I was trying to be—sexy. Um." There was blood on the guy's chin. He was staring at Newt in something akin to horror. Dark circles were spotting Newt's vision. "I think you cut your lip," he said, and then he passed out.

Newt was alone when he woke up. It was still dark, too. He walked the two miles home, collapsing in bed, fully-clothed, just before dawn, and he didn't wake up again until sunset. He forgot his jacket, but at least he remembered his wallet this time.)

So, anyway, Newt thinks he can be forgiven if he...embellishes stuff a little when, for the first time in his whole long life, he finally spills the details to someone. Also, no way is he admitting the truth to Hermann of all people.

"There were a bunch of murders in the area at the time," he says, while Hermann, angled on his side next to him in bed, watches him raptly. It's kind of weird pillow talk, but their pillow talk rarely isn't weird. Usually Hermann will launch into a critique of Newt's latest pet theory before Newt's even caught his breath. At least he very courteously waited for Newt get a glass of water from the bathroom first this time. "Really brutal ones. Like, throats torn out, blood drained. Really nasty shit. Everyone was saying they were some kinda bizarre wolf pack attacks, but I knew better."

"Of course you did," Hermann says, running his hand down Newt's chest, and Newt can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not. (He has a feeling he is.)

"You bet," Newt says. "It took me months of, um, super hard research. Finally I hunted him down to this—" Newt debates the coolest lair possible of a vampire, and then remembers Lost Boys, which, even though he resents it slightly for totally stealing the vampire vibes he was going for, is still a kick-ass movie. "—this weird cave, where he lived. The king of the vampires. I won, obviously, but he fought back, and he managed to infect me just before I hammered the, um, the wooden stake into his heart."

"So courageous," Hermann says. He reaches up and tucks a piece of Newt's long hair back. Hermann being totally cool with the whole vampire thing, and maybe even possibly into the whole vampire thing, is probably the last thing in the world Newt expected from him. They're no strangers to hooking up during long late nights of science, but Newt swears it's gotten more frequent. "You must've been terrified."

"Nah," Newt says, though he remembers the glint of the flame off those yellow eyes, and he shivers. Hermann notices; his eyes, not yellow, but a warm shade of brown that makes Newt feel like he's being wrapped in a blanket, soften. If Newt could still blush, he would. "I'm—um—I'm pretty brave."

Newt hadn't exactly been planning on telling Hermann about the whole thing, but (last week) he had the very unfortunate timing of beginning a late-night dinner just as an oblivious Hermann strolled back into the lab to pick up his forgotten pair of glasses. To his credit, he only freaked out a little when he saw Newt draining a blood bag like a fucking Capri-Sun, and even then (after what felt like ten years of horrible, horrible silence) all he said was "You're the one who's been stealing those from medical?"

Look. Newt hasn't drank from a human being the entirety of his un-life, and he doesn't plan on it any time soon. He's...a vegetarian. Effectively. It's sort of the reason he picked up a medical degree along the way once he got tired of breaking into blood banks. Even if it's still a little ethically dubious to steal blood like that, at least he's not swooping around on unsuspecting people like that—goth asshole who swooped in on him did. (Newt's never managed to find out who he was—he suspects he was some sort of vampire drifter in town that night just to find a victim. And Newt just had to think with his dick at the worst possible time.)

Hermann tucks another strand of Newt's hair back. Newt also did not expect how fast Hermann became cool with the whole thing, but on the other hand, giant aliens are clawing their way out of the ocean on a bi-monthly basis these days. It's hard to be skeptical about most things. ("Well, it does make logical sense," Hermann had said with an eyeroll. "When you consider some of your rather more bizarre quirks, I mean. I ought to have guessed it ages ago. I suppose that's why you have that awful haircut," and that stung, because yeah, Newt hasn't felt like changing it up since the seventies, and why should he, it kinda rules? but he just laughed it off and said, "You're one to fucking talk, dude!") "Newton," Hermann says now, gently, "what actually happened?"

Newt sighs. Hermann always knows when he's lying about shit. "I was making out with a vampire in an alleyway and then he bit me. And—um—I kinda didn't notice at first, 'cause it felt... good."

"Mm," Hermann says. The corner of his mouth twitches up. "That's more along the lines of what I expected. That, or you were hounding him for details like a proper biologist and he got tired of answering your inane questions."

"Very funny," Newt says. "Ha."

Hermann rolls away from him and stretches his arms above his head. Newt watches his throat work as he yawns, swallowing down a sudden lump in his own, and he feels a surge of something hot and—alien—in the pit of his stomach. "Over forty years," Hermann says. He picks up Newt's discarded sweatshirt from the floor and tugs it down over his head. "You must get terrifically lonely."

Newt half-shrugs. "I guess. I'm kinda used to it by now." His dad (who never brought up how Newt's aging seemed to be at a standstill when they saw each other, not once) is long-gone. Newt's tried dating, but no one's ever seemed to be into it as much as he is—and besides, it's not like he could ever do the actual til death do us part thing unless he went against every ethical bone in his body and made someone like him. When the internet became a thing, he considered making a forum or something to find more of his kind, but the thought everyone just being like the guy who accidentally turned him in the first place terrified him and he killed the page before it even left infancy. So, without any better ideas, Newt forged some paperwork and leaned pretty hard into the world of academia to fill up his sad little hole of a heart, resigned himself to casual flings with anyone who seemed interested, and it mostly worked. Mostly. And then the kaiju came along, and then so did... "You make it a little bit better," he confesses.

Hermann lays back down next to him. "I do?" he says.

Newt thinks he sees something like that hot, hungry feeling he felt in his stomach flash behind Hermann's eyes. He nods.

Hermann suddenly kisses Newt, pulling him down on top of him, and then tugs the collar of Newt's stolen sweatshirt down below his collarbone. He drags Newt's hand up to press against his throat. Newt feels the erratic beat of Hermann's pulse beneath his fingertips, his heart pounding against his ribcage (pressed up against Newt's silent one), and he almost moans. "Have you ever...?" Hermann murmurs, gazing up at Newt through his dark eyelashes.

"N—never," Newt stammers. "I told you."

"Do you want to?" Hermann says. Newt tries not to gape. "Just a bit at a time, whenever you need. You wouldn't have to steal those silly blood bags anymore. And—" He hesitates. "I admit I am curious. About the sensation."

"Um," Newt says. "I—"

He feels something sharp poking his lower lip. Fangs. His fangs. Oh, shit, he's never had that happen before. He forces himself off of Hermann before he does something stupid.

"Maybe, um, maybe later?" he squeaks, while Hermann just smiles at him.

[coconut-cluster]

hehe more uni au (more than just loceit but mostly loceit):

one time logan lost a bet with a roman and roman got to style him for a day. he was actually ecstatic at the opportunity and, as logan so gratefully noted, put together a non-ridiculous outfit - namely, a turtleneck under a partially open button down, pressed pants, nice belt, the works (he ALMOST convinces logan to get an earring, but that ends up having to wait for another lost bet). 

anyway my point is that janus yanks virgil and remus into an alley with him in a small panic when he sees Logan dressed like that 

(nothing compared to the earring debacle tho) 

((also the archery uniform debacle))

virgil and roman go on dates at the local mall every saturday and always get milkshakes together :9

remus has a pet newt!! his name is Bartholonewt and patton makes him little hats and tiny three-course meals 

it is Unclear what remus and patton’s relationship is, but labels do not matter when you raise a newt together

one time the others asked janus how he actually felt about logan and he was like “he’s my arch rival. you know how that is. I’m mostly consumed with the undying urge to argue with him endlessly, sometimes I imagine kissing him in the rain. arch rival stuff” and everyone’s like “....” but roman’s just nodding sagely

roman is SO over-the-top dramatically in love with virgil, he’s always giving him flowers and letters and little gifts that reminded him of v, it’s cavity-inducingly sweet 

^^ it gets 10x worse when virgil does the same for him. roman is a sap and, on occasion, literally starts crying before just hugging him for a while 

(whenever they’re around each other, they’re almost constantly touching somehow - holding hands, roman hugging v from behind, leaning on each other, a head on a shoulder here, arm around the waist there, you get the point.) 

((they’ll be arguing about disney or whatnot and then virgil just leans forward and gives ro a lil kiss on the cheek and roman just stops and smiles like a lovestruck fool))

logan has a secret and very nostalgic love for Matilda (the book and the movie) - janus is the only one who knows about it because he brought logan his bookbag one time (after he left it at the library) and sees an old, well-loved copy of it inside. neither of them acknowledged it but janus thinks it’s one of the most endearing things he’s ever known about someone, not that he’d say that. ever. 

janus wears a collar chain (the little decorative chain that goes between the pointed edges of a collar) sometimes - one time, he got a new one, and when logan saw it he reached out and tugged janus closer by the collar to look at it and was just. completely oblivious to the way janus was bluescreening 

the first time logan actively identified a feeling towards janus as admiration was when jan was arguing with an outrageously annoying and incredibly wrong guy in their socio class who kept (incorrectly) correcting jan’s use of a word and, without breaking eye contact, janus reached into his bag and pulled out a dictionary. 

despite all their arguing logan probably would have married him there if he’d asked 

sometimes remus just carries patton around on his shoulders. together they are Tol 

they dressed up as a plague doctor and plague nurse for halloween one year. patton’s plague nurse costume was just the plague doctor costume in white with a lil flower glued to the mask like a hair piece 

after The Tie Tug (the first one, i should say), jan just kinda. does that casually. like if logan is walking past and janus needs to talk to him, or logan is overthinking a test or project, or honestly if janus is bored or smth, he’ll just grab logan’s tie and tug. eventually logan gets used to it and his flustered irritation turns into attentive but impervious inconvenience

[daisybeewrites]

Newtina, from Meatloaf's A Kiss Is a Terrible Thing To Waste "You shouldn't tremble when we touch there's no reason for this fear" Fluffy please!!!

Absolutely!! My immediate thought was awkward Newt having quality time with Tina and feeling weird about cuddling/holding her hand, and even tho i have a very similar fic coming out with that theme in a little bit,,,, i was yeah we love awkward newt.

It was a rainy day in London, cold for the first time that year. Newt welcomed the weather, using the grey morning to check in on the beasts in the basement and the creatures in his case. Tina had requested the day off from work, glad for a short vacation.

The radio was on, the window slightly open to let in the fresh air. Tina was curled up against Newt's shoulder, reading a book that Theseus had suggested, Mystery on the Blue Train. A tall stack of novels lay in front of the pair. Newt grabbed a childhood favourite, the muggle novel 'A Jungle Book', ignoring the guilt that nagged him at the large stack of untouched novels on the coffee table.

"Again?" Tina asked, tone amused but endeared.

Newt smiled sheepishly, opening the book to the first page. They both read in silence until noon, when newt got up to make sandwiches and tea. Tina continued to read on the couch, offering to help every few paragraphs and receiving a refusal each time.

They ate while they read, the rain letting up some and allowing a cool draft to settle in the house. Tina shivered.

"Cold, love?" Newt asked, reaching to wrap his freckled arm around her, but stopping himself. He reached for a quilt hung on the arm of the couch instead, passing it to her. Tina spread it over them, settling back into her comfortable position leaned against Newt.

Days like this were rare. The peace, the quiet; no fantastic beats escaping or causing chaos within the confines of 9 Sherrington Square. Or, you know, New York City or Paris or-- well, any other major city. Tina was exhausted most days, working as a "MaCUSA Delegate to the Ministry of Magic Auror Office" in the heart of London.

A lazy day spent with Newt was exactly what she needed.

Newt got restless as the day wore on, crossing and uncrossing his legs and fidgeting with the edges of his paper. As much as he loved this book, the words were starting to go in one eye and out the other, not absorbing into his brain.

He set his book down and pondered choosing another before simply sitting back and watching Tina read. As she flipped a page, he became entirely too aware of how he wasn’t doing anything with his hands.

He wanted to wrap his arms around Tina, take all her attention for himself. Was that selfish? Would she even want that?

I could just hold her hand…

She’s reading a book, idiot.

Newt tentatively reached an arm around her, gently resting it over her shoulders. His spine dug into the arm of the couch uncomfortably. He shifted a bit so that he was just at a lower angle.

Tina sat up.

"I’m sorry, er, I wasn’t trying to disturb you," Newt said, suddenly guilty.

Tina shrugged, "You’re uncomfortable. Ask me to move, I won’t be mad."

Newt laced his fingers together, looking down.

"Okay," He paused to readjust, then hesitantly reached out for Tina. She wiggled over to him, placing his hands around her and interlocking their fingers.

"If you hold the book, I can flip the pages?" Tina suggested. Newt agreed, careful not to bend the spine. They stayed like that, occasionally adjusting when Newt or Tina got fidgety.

The rain kept sprinkling down, leaving a cool breeze to blow through the apartment. The sun eventually went down, Newt and Tina oblivious. They were wrapped up in each other, lightly dozing to the golden melodies on the radio.

[everyminewtcounts]

so i watched godless bc....*coughs* tbs...but all i can think of is

minewt western!au

• minho is a bounty hunter who’s rly well known and an amazing marksman. like if you’re a bandit on the run you do Not want this guy coming after you bc he Will find you

• nevertheless, no bounty hunter is without his weaknesses, and for minho, that’s his shooting skills. he’s decent at shooting, more decent than most sheriffs, but in comparison to his tracking abilities, he has to admit his shooting is a bit lacking. he’s always on the lookout for someone to teach him a thing or two, and he has considered teaming up with a marksman on occasion. but he’s just never found one he can tolerate long enough to commit to.

• newt is the deputy in this rly small town. it’s the kind of town you pass through, no one in their right mind stops there bc there’s like 1 very mediocre saloon and it doesn’t even have a proper inn.

• newt is in his late teens. no one rly takes him seriously in the town as the deputy bc he’s just this sweet kid they’ve all known his whole life. he’s ben an orphan since he was abt 10, so the town has sort of collectively raised him, which means they’re all very protective of their deputy (anyone who passes thru the town on very rare occasions remarks on the irony of a town being protective of their deputy since like. the deputy is supposed to be protecting them). the one thing that no one can deny tho is that he’s an incredible marksman.

• so one day minho is tracking someone, and the bandit just so happened to pass through this little town where nothing ever happens. he goes there to speak to the sheriff to get any info he can on this guy, but when he goes into the sheriff’s office the sheriff isn’t there. instead there’s this young deputy who’s just the prettiest thing minho has ever seen and ohmygod when he speaks he’s witty and teasing so of course minho is his usual flirty and sassy self too. they’re so busy being flirty idiots that he forgets why he’s even in this sheriff’s office in a known-for-nothing town until the sheriff returns and interrupts their ridiculous flirty banter session.

• the sheriff is alby.

• needless to say alby isn’t having any of it. he walks in and has abt 2 seconds to assess the situation of newt and this famous bounty hunter flirting and his protective instinct kicks in and he’s like absolutely not.

• he makes it obvious that he doesn’t like minho (minho is perplexed by this—everyone likes minho. even the bandits he captures can’t help but laugh at his jokes). but in alby’s eyes it’s rly easy to find reasons to dislike minho. for starters minho is a bounty hunter and on principle alby thinks the whole profession is ridiculous (“leave the criminal catching up to the real law, i’ve always said,” he complains to newt on multiple occasions. newt just rolls his eyes bc no, alby has not always said that. not until minho showed up). then there’s the fact that minho is so young for a bounty hunter (he can’t possibly be more than 2 or 3 years older than newt), which just annoys alby bc “who gave this kid the right to enforce the law?” (newt rolls his eyes more aggressively at that one bc he’s as old as me, alby. “and since when were you old enough to enforce the law?” alby retorts).

• so minho gets his information from alby and leaves town. alby makes sure to spend the next few weeks pointing out everything wrong w bounty hunting, intending to sully newt’s opinion of minho bc there’s no way alby’s precious deputy is going to b whisked off by some bounty hunter who’s probably definitely reckless and would just end up putting newt in danger. this tactic definitely backfires tho bc it just means newt is thinking abt minho constantly now.

• minho captures the guy he was tracking. he’s supposed to bring the guy to the marshal, which means he has to go back through newt’s town (well, he doesn’t have to. most ppl definitely don’t go thru the town on the way to the marshal’s office bc there’s no reason to. you can travel on other roads that everyone knows are faster). but minho has to travel thru the town bc well the horse that he caught the bandit on need’s one of its horseshoe’s repaired. so obviously he has to go thru newt’s town specifically. and not one of the many other towns along the way that have a way more varied selection of blacksmiths.

• he goes to the sheriff’s office first to ask alby to keep the bandit he’s captured in the jail there while minho sees abt the horseshoe. sadly newt isn’t there like minho had hoped, and it’s just alby, who lets him keep the bandit there but very begrudgingly. minho decides to go to the blacksmith next bc that horseshoe does rly need repairing, and maybe he’ll see newt on the way.

• the blacksmith is gally. minho finds him in the saloon chatting to the owner of the saloon (aka frypan), and after asking abt fixing the horseshoe minho asks where he can find the deputy. both gally and fry look at each other like oh so this is that bounty hunter alby’s been on abt. they’re not so obtuse as alby, but they do become suddenly rather cold toward minho. even still, fry (reluctantly) tells minho that newt’s probably “shooting over the hill”

• when he exits the saloon, tho, minho is met by minor chaos bc the bandit has gotten out of the jailhouse. the guy is getting on a horse and minho draws his gun and is debating whether to shoot or if he can even make the shot without hurting the horse when someone actually does shoot, hits the guy right in the leg as he’s getting up on the horse, causing him to slip and fall to the ground. minho whirls around to see where the shot came from and he spots newt way down the main street, further away than minho is from the guy, gun drawn.

• ofc minho’s first thought is like what the hell how is this guy such a good marksman. and his second thought, immediately after that, is that’s my marksman. he’s been wanting to team up with one, after all, and it’s not his fault that this one also happens to be rly pretty and fun to flirt with.

• minho also assumes newt must be, like, way more experienced than his position as the town deputy lets on. but little does he know that newt’s actually just incredible at shooting bc there’s absolutely never anything to do in this town so he spends most of his time just practicing shooting old beer bottles and learning new gun tricks. (hence fry’s statement that newt was probably “shooting over the hill.”)

• so anyway. this is getting WAY too long but minho is absolutely head over heels for this rly cool deputy that must have some amazing stories to tell bc if he can shoot like that he must have had some adventures. so now every time minho is even remotely going in the direction of the town while tracking someone he makes sure to pass through and ask alby if he has any info on the guy minho’s looking for (which alby never does bc “i told you, kid, no one comes thru this damn town except you and that idiot newt shot off a horse”). and ofc on his way back once he’s found whoever he’s tracking he always just so happens to have to stay the night in one of the rooms above fry’s saloon (which is very much not a proper inn, literally just a room fry uses for storage with a cot in it). which means he has to house whatever criminal he’s traveling w in alby’s jail cell. which means he has to run into newt. and make flirty conversation. obviously.

• everyone in the town is fully aware of what minho is doing and also not very happy abt it bc like alby they’re all way overprotective of newt. the only person in town who is completely oblivious to the fact that minho is totally in love w newt is newt himself.

• until minho finally gets up the nerve to kiss him, that is.

[snakebites-22]

Castle

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A/N: This was a request submitted by @dreamerinthesun​. Thank you so much for this request and sorry for taking so long to write it. I also changed one slight detail of what you asked for because I kind of forgot about it until after I wrote it so...yeah. Sorry. I hope you still like it tho lol. 

Warnings: some swearing, Minho being a shithead, mostly fluffy and platonic friendship between Minho and Reader, bullying Gally

Word Count: 1261

Pairings: Newt x Reader, platonic Minho and Reader 

Summary: Reader is a very sweet and seemingly innocent person who is somehow best friends with the least innocent person in the Glade. At a Gathering discussing various things the Gladers need, Newt and the others discover that maybe Y/n isn’t as sweet and innocent as they think. 

Sidenote: There are a few details that may confuse people who haven’t read the books. Sorry not sorry. Go read them. 

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“Oh come on, Newt!” 

It was a pretty regular day in the glade. Newt, your boyfriend, had limped himself into the Med-Jack hut complaining of some headache or some klunk, just so that he could spend some time with you and distract you from the actually injured Gladers. 

The blond boy just chuckled as he kissed your cheek, an innocent grin plastered onto his face. He absolutely adored it whenever you got angry. He found it super cute considering your normal sweet demeanor. Everyone in the glade knew how much of a sweetheart you were. You were always kind to everyone and always made sure to take care of your patients with the gentleness of a mother, and you also never swore. It was a very big and innocent contrast compared to the rest of the glade. 

You huff at him as you untangle yourself from within his arms to try and go back to the task at hand: organizing the medical shelves. They definitely were more stocked than they usually were, but bandages and other supplies were needed. You sigh as you sort through all of the materials. 

“Oh hey, I brought these for you,” you heard a beautiful British accent say, clearly only just remembering whatever this was. 

You turn to look at Newt as he pulls out a bundle and hands it to you. As you unwrap the faded fabric, a wonderful smell floats up to your nose. Lavender, primrose, rosemary, poppy, sage, yarrow, goldenrod. Newt had brought you herbs from the Trackhoes medical garden. It was your idea to have that garden in the first place, and it warmed your heart seeing how well the plants were doing. 

“Thank you, angel,” you said happily as you started prepping the plants for drying. 

As you were tying up the stems by the window, Minho strolled in. You looked over at him and raised an eyebrow, expecting some mischief. Minho was your best friend in the glade. It was a surprise to everyone at how well you both got along considering you were seen as practically polar opposites. He was loud, mischievous, snarky. You were reserved, kind, polite. Yet, whenever you weren’t with Newt you were usually seen with Minho. And usually, that meant you were the common sense to his chaos.

“Minho you know my rule,” you stated as you turned back to tying up the plants. “No shenanigans when I’m doing my job.” The Keeper of the Runners rolled his eyes as he leaned against the doorway with his arms crossed. 

“Shenanigans? Me? Never.” 

Now it was your turn to roll your eyes as Newt snorted in disbelief. “Yeah, sure.” 

A low chuckle could be heard from the dark haired boy. “Whatever you say, shank. Alby’s calling a Gathering. All the Keepers need to be there.” 

You bite back a groan of annoyance as you dust off your hands on your pants. You had been made Keeper of the Med-Jacks a couple months ago, and while it certainly had its perks, all the new responsibilities were kind of overwhelming. 

Newt nodded and stood up. He wasn’t a Keeper, but he was the Second-In-Command, so he still needed to attend. You took Newt’s hand before walking out of the room, Minho following behind the both of you. 

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You hated the Gathering Room. It was always hot and dusty and smelled like sweat and boredom. You were sitting in your place between Zart, Keeper of the Trackhoes, and Billy, Keeper of the Baggers. Minho was sitting in front of you. Newt and Alby were at the front of the room taking requests one by one from each of the Keepers of things that were needed. More nails for the Builders, more seeds for the Trackhoes, so on and so on and so on. 

You had already put in your request for more bandages and twine, so now you were just biding your time until you all were dismissed. Normally you’d be patient and listen intently to everyone’s needs, but today you really just wanted to leave. 

The sound of snickering grabbed your attention and pulled at it until you were focused on the source: Minho. Of course. 

You leaned forward until your head was practically over top of his shoulder before whispering, “What’s so funny?” 

Minho glanced at you with a familiar glint in his eye. This Gathering was about to get a lot more amusing. With a playful wink, the boy turned back around in his seat. He was focused on the front of the room. When you glanced up, you noticed Gally was standing near Alby and he was reciting various things he and his builders needed. Apparently, it was a lot more than just nails. You barely stifled a giggle as you watched Newt yawn from behind his hand. 

“We also need more rope. Alex used the last of it two days ago. And another thing-”

“Don’t forget to get yourself some more tweezers for your eyebrows, Captain Gally.”

You gasped out a laugh before clapping a hand over your mouth. Gally turned around and shot a glare at a smirking Minho. You weren’t the only one who had laughed. Newt was barely suppressing his laughs as his shoulders shook, and the ever so stoic Alby had a hint of a grin on his face. 

“Slim it, Minho,” Alby stated calmly. “Or you’ll be spending some time in the Slammer.” Minho let out a dramatic whine as he slumped in his seat. 

“Oh, come on Alby. I’m just saying the man needs his tweezers. He’s gonna have a unibrow soon if we don’t do something.” There were many more sounds of the other Keepers holding back chuckles and sounds of laughter as Gally’s glare hardened. You were giggling behind your hand.

“Minho if you have nothing serious to ask for then you can spend the rest of this meeting out in the Slammer,” Alby said seriously, but the light in his eyes betrayed his amusement. 

“Fine fine fine,” Minho said with a loud sigh. “Let’s see, I need some more trainers, notepads, some of those Runner undies you know what I’m talking about, hair gel-”

“Why are you like this?” Alby interrupted with a tired look. Minho just grinned in response as the other Keepers laughed and elbowed one another. 

“You may want hair gel, but bitch I want a castle.”  

You have never heard a room go quiet so fast as all eyes turned to you. The grin slid from your face as quickly as it had arrived as you glanced over everyone’s shocked faces. 

“Since when did you swear?” Winston questioned as he turned to look at you with interest. 

“Shit, Y/n. You never swore around these slintheads?” Minho asked as he looked back at you with delight. You only shrugged in response. 

“Wait hold on. Wait a bloody moment,” Newt said as he held his hands up for attention. “What do you mean ‘never swore’ around us?”

Minho let out a loud barking laugh as he looked around at everyone. “Y/n has the damn mouth of a sailor, is what I mean.” All eyes turned to you as you grinned sheepishly. 

“Well...he isn’t wrong. You’re all just fucking oblivious.” 

The rest of the day was spent ignoring the need to put in requests as everyone questioned you, wondering why they had all believed the idea that you were all goody goody and innocent when you were really just as rough as the rest of them. Also, where the klunk did the castle thing come from??

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Thank you for reading!! As always, reach out to me if you would like to be added or taken out of my taglists! 

Tagging: @soft-petey @tommysparker @lekirra018 @stixnstripesworld @orowit @dreamerinthesun

[nobleoswald]

Can you please rant about jk Rowling she’s fucking awful with her queerbaiting, racism, and transphobia. Like I need someone else to validate me for not liking her

absolutely i hate her!!!!! this is a REALLY long post but she’s written so much and she’s been in the spotlight since her books got famous so like… there’s a lot to talk about i guess. anyway @ jk rowling get ready to be called out 

racism

first of all on this valid bitch of an i hate jk rowling post, the ilvermorny houses. it’s like…. Big cultural appropriation of native american ideas and stories, twisting them to fit her narrative for harry potter and completely disrespecting their history and origins. the history she creates for north american wizards is shit too, saying that native americans would “primitively” practice magic until europeans civilized them with wands (even tho…. it’s like really impressive to do magic without wands in her universe??? like sounds like the native americans were way ahead of europeans, but ofc she twists her own narrative to make the natives primitive). her whole history or north american wizardry also apparently just follows white wizards immigrating to north america and shit…… 

this video is……. a really good poem on the stereotypes and fetishization of cho chang and there’s no way i can reword what the speaker says bc she says it too good so,,, watch it

jk rowling is also really good at speaking out about racism when she wants to on twitter and yet all of her canonical poc characters in the books are background characters. i know hermione is black in the cursed child play, but that feels a bit like the dumbledore thing to me, like they never actually talk abotu it in the books? and if she wanted hermione to be black why didn’t she have any protests about emma watson being cast? if she wanted harry to be brown why didn’t she have any protests about daniel radcliffe being cast? i don’t know if she had any say in that, but i guess she had a say in insisting that the actors had to be british, so if she cared about making a main character poc, why did she not have any qualms about the cast, even in retrospect, even respectful ones like “i love daniel and emma to death but in retrospect i wrote them as characters of color”?

like she didn’t have to push dean and cho and the very small characters of color to the side but she did. she didn’t have to stereotype cho but she did. there are no poc in fbawtft, or there aren’t in the movie at least – and if she’s so happy about johnny depp and can speak out about that relentlessly, but she wanted there to be characters of color in fantastic beasts, why can’t she speak out about that? 

like the cultural appropriation is enough to see that she’s clearly a racist asshole who doesn’t care about the cultures of people who aren’t white, but it’s also clear to see in the background of her writing that she doesn’t care about research for shit if it’ll help to respect people of color in her stories, and she certainly doesn’t care to ensure that there are important characters of color for people to look up to when they read her books or watch the movies about them 

transphobia 

i guess she liked a terf’s article on twitter? like i dont’ knwo how reputable my sources on that were or if she meant to, but if she did, yikes

and from what i saw of the article it was Deep Terf Rhetoric, and tbqh i wouldn’t put it past her to have meant to have done that

i’ve seen ppl saying harry potter has transphobic aspects to it as well but i couldn’t find anything under all the times she’s “defended” trans ppl on twitter like idk i can’t take anythign she says on twitter by heart bc everything she does feels performative and fake af, and i haven’t read the books in like four years so i can’t say for sure based on my own memory 

also she wrote a trans woman in a more recent novel and she’s apparently totally impulsively violent like wow great way to conform to nasty stereotypes about trans women lmfao

like esp bc of this i wouldn’t put it past her to be a terf

homophobia & queerbaiting

saying! dumbledore! is gay! after! the fucking! book series! is not! representation!!!!!

even if she HAD make him gay during the series, he’s not good rep??? he was a manipulative asshole who let a child stay in an abusive home becuase he was too big of a dumbass to think about a way around the issue so that a little boy could live in a home full of people who treated him fairly. so uhh?? the cishets can fucking have him, i don’t WANT him in the goddamn community. 

but she thinks that she’s not homophobic bc he’s the only gay character who never even got to talk about being gay, who we never see in a relationship with a man. like throwing gay ppl scraps isn’t?? rep??? it’s queerbaiting you dumb bitch @ jk rowling…. 

she specifically said herself that werewolves are meant to represent diseases like AIDS, and characters like fenrir greyback are predatory werewolves who want tos pread around the AIDS-like disease, conforming to 1980s homophobic stereotypes against gay people for “wanting” to spread around AIDS like how can you in one breath say you want to bring light to diseases like AIDS and in the next make a character who literally models homophobic stereotypes with the same disease?? 

also, remus was supposed to be gay apparently, but he “changed and fell in love with tonks” like ok first of all bi people exist, second of all why would you write a straight person who’s supposed to basically have AIDS when that sounds a hell of a lot like “predatory gay man infects poor straight kid” like there’s SO MUCH wrong with that, and yeah you kind of have to dig into it a little bit to get there, but when you’re writing about risky topics and you literally admit to it, you need to be WELL-VERSED on what you’re writing about!! and to say you’re writing about AIDS is deeply mixed with gay history! and to say that the main character who is a werewolf was SUPPOSED to be gay and then pretend you’re NOT associating it with gay people is just… such cognitive dissonance, or maybe really ridiculous ignorance

also, dumbledore is dead. so even if he was good rep, and it was within the books, he’s fucking dead. another buried gay, fuckos! pile em up! 

and i’ve heard there’s a shit ton of queerbaiting between harry’s son and draco’s son in cursed child? which like…. may just be subtext, but there’s a huge section of the fandom who’s all about harry x draco (i have not good feelings about that ship personally but to say it’s not popular is to never have seen anything in the fandom), and she must know that? like she’s not oblivious is she? so why would she like…. put subject between their sons? ?? it feels like it’s a bone to “hey i never gave you harry x draco, so here are their sons, who i’m also never going to give you” 

also? if grindelwald WAS dumbledore’s bf at some point, what does that say about what she thinks about queer men? he’s deeply predatory and preys on credence in a very creepy way that plays on stereotypes about older gay men preying on younger gay boys, and he’s also a disgusting villain played by johnny fucking depp, an abuser (who SHE SUPPORTS) of all people. what does that say about what her mind goes to when she thinks about gay men????? 

i don’t actually know her role in those films, but she has said she loves depp, what he’s done with the character, and where the darkness of grindelwald is going in the first movie and its sequels, so even if her role is very little, she supports what is being done. 

also…. um apparently newt scamander created a werewolf registry…. a little honest to god werewolf registry in the fucking 40s….. ??????????? what r we supposed to think here, about a registry of discriminated ppl in the FORTIES…….????? and that’s the protag of fantastic beasts… cool it’s fine it’s fine

ableism

when talking about irredeemable characters like voldemort, she literally said that “whether it’s a personality disorder or illness” they’re not redeemable…. !!!?? here is a post on that subject with links to the sources of the interviews she said this in. 

i don’t know where to put this bc this could be any number of things but i just thought about this so i’ll put it here: the thing that’s created in fantastic beasts, where it’s like basically a personification of anguish from suppressing magic – that’s quite blatantly a reference to any number of minorities, like gay people suppressing their sexuality, trans people suppressing their gender, the mentally ill and disabled pushing themselves too hard or trying to ignore/hide it… and credence was vilified and killed and the protags weren’t even… really sad about it?? and the ministry of magic never really THOUGHT About that they just killed him….. and that’s okay…. that’s fine… they’re just going around killing a bunch of KIDS who are inconvenient to them and who basically symbolize a whole number of oppressed groups. cool, it’s fine

you could also make a point that werewolves also represent the mentally ill, and all the same fucked up shit basically applies here

she also said that everything that muggles can get can be cured by magic, thereby effectively giving some bullshit reason for not actually having any disabled or mentally ill characters, also assuming that it’s not totally ableist to just…. “cure” all that? she didn’t say it specifically about mental illnesses and disabilities, but it’s clear to see that with her attitude on “irredeemable” mentally ill people, she would 

fatphobia

most fat characters in harry potter are shitty people. the dursleys, pettigrew, and umbridge – all characters we’re supposed to find deeply wrong, the ones we’re supposed to hate the most other than, like, voldemort. like…..? a lot of the other fat characters are all “matronly” like molly weasley or stubborn and “lazy” like cornelius fudge who allowed voldemort to rise to power. like what’s that supposed to say about what she thinks the extent of fat people is? stubborn, evil, or motherly? 

she actually has a character grow fatter and fatter based on how shitty she acts towards harry because of a magic mishap. she also usually describes the nice fat people as “plump” and “pleasant,” while she describes dudley as “so much like a pig” that he couldn’t even be turned furhter into a pig when it was attempted, or as a “killer whale,” or vernon dursley as “having no neck”

her fascination with abusers

exhibit a: she loves johnny depp, she loves him for the part of grindelwald, she praises what he’s done for the character, she praises his casting. he’s abused his wife..................

exhibit b: she loves dumbledore. he is constantly manipulating harry and not actually helping him get out of difficult situations at home or at school, putting him and the other kids in danger multiple times, not talking about important information to keep them safe, like?? 

exhibit c: snape. a fucking nasty ass creep to lily. neville’s GREATEST FEAR. like i dont’ even need to talk about this, we all know snape, dumbledore, and johnny depp are shitty lmfao

and yet she named harry’s kids after dumbledore and snape, like they didn’t fuck harry’s life up, especially snape, who terrorized him and his friends. 

in conclusion fuckos

she’s nasty!!!!! i was going to do a section on sexism but i can’t find anything – i think she’s too much of a White Feminist to be sexist, probably. likely she cares more about researching feminist issues than she does about researching native myths before she steals them for her own gain lmfao. there is the fact that she supports an abuser like johnny depp, tho! 

she is constantly like… going against all this on twitter too lmfao, like it’s hard to find good articles on her shittiness on the first page of google bc most of it is “jk rowling defends trans people against transphobic tweet, jk rowling defends muslims against islamophobic tweet, jk rowling defends [this group or that group]” and yet she includes so much bigotry hidden in the details of her books and what she says about her books. like i know some of this isn’t quite on the surface, but ultimately when you write a book with subjects you don’t really know about, your inherent biases are going to be apparent under the surface, and since she’s such a famous author with so many books and so much spotlight on her, if you dig in a little you can make easy conclusions/clearly see what she thinsk about minorities. so it���s really fucking annoying that she’s so “good and progressive” on twitter because it’s obviously performative so she can get the progressive points required for more people to buy her shit. like that’s the best word i can think of to describe her: performative. 

[ohlovxrr]

Stare || Peter Parker x Reader

This is a request literally after forever. Like I feel so bad cause I still got another one to do that's late, but like I had no motivation to do it and more motivation to write newt and stuff, so at least I've got two of those chapters done and notes down for the next couple of chapters. I'm so sorry this is late tho. I like it tho cause it's like such a cute little concept and yeah, on with it!

request : Hello <3 how about Peter falls for the new girl who is nor is liz's circle and popular etc. One day while he's staring at her afar reader sends him a text saying something sweet about his staring bc she likes him too? love you babe I hope you write it :)

(Love you too boo)

tags : @munalisax @running-outta-time @i-just-wanna-run-hell @imaginesyes

words : 907

Masterlist

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“You're staring again.”

Peter’s head shot to his best friend sitting beside him once the words left his mouth.

“What,” His face turned sheepish, “No, I wasn't.”

Ned’s eyebrow raised, “Yes, you were. I think I saw drool.”

Peter’s eyebrows furrowed for a moment before his eyes widened, moving his hand up to wipe the little bit of drool with his blue sweater.

“Okay, maybe I was,” Peter spoke quicker as his friend’s face turned into one of ‘I-told-you-so’, “But only a little bit. Just a little.”

“Mhm,” Their heads moved to Michelle, who sat across the table, who was raising her head out of her book, “And I love happy time, sunshine, and rainbows.”

Ned let out a small laugh as Peter rolled his eyes at the girl, “Whatever, it's not like I have a chance anyway. She's popular; best friends with Liz Allen in only the span of three weeks; so, I'll stare all I want, Michelle.”

Michelle smirked, “Well, here she comes now, so have fun staring, loser.”

Her head went back down to her book as Peter’s shot in the other direction. As Michelle had said, you were walking straight for him and Ned, giving a kind smile to the both of them.

As you sat down in front of them, Peter found his eyes widening and began to stutter profusely, “Duh-uh-um-uh,” he cleared his throat suddenly as your eyebrows furrowed and Ned’s smile faded and turned into one of panic for his best friend, “I mean, what are you- what are you doing here?, Y/N.”

You have a playful offended look, saying, “I’m just over to ask for your number.”

At that moment, Peter felt his mind go fuzzy and began to feel lightheaded. He couldn't believe you were asking that, at least not until you said,

“Liz told me I should get the three of your guys’ numbers ‘cause of Academic Decathlon; being new and everything.” You gave them a shy smile, laughing lightly.

Ned smiled at you, beginning to pull out his phone, oblivious to the heartbroken boy next to him.

Clearing his throat once more, Peter mumbled, “Oh, uh, yeah, sure.”

Surely, after you'd retrieved the two boys’ numbers, and a “You'll earn it soon enough.” from Michelle, you were on your way back to the popular table.

“Thanks, guys,” you smiled at them as you stood, “I'll see you in decathlon practice today.”

With that, you sauntered off to the table Liz sat at, laughing as you walked when your friends had begun to make loud jokes and comments.

Peter looked down and mumbled, “I told you; I'm never going to have a chance with her.”

Soon enough, decathlon practice did come to start after school had ended for the day.

Peter had felt his heart drop when he saw you in the class, laughing and talking with Liz and Cindy. He knew he'd never be the one to make you smile and laugh like that.

He stood in place as Ned continued to talk to him about Star Wars and the new Lego Death Star he'd gotten; something Peter was usually excited about, but couldn't help but feel glum. He couldn't tear his eyes from you, watching your every move in desperation and helplessness.

As he continued to watch you, he saw you excuse yourself from the two girls, pulling out your phone and typing something in quickly.

Peter soon felt his phone vibrate, eyebrows furrowing in confusion as he pulled it out, the text had said,

From Y/N : As cute as u look when ur staring, why don't u come over and talk to me instead?

His eyes widened as his pulse quickened reading the text. He looked back up, only to see you send a small wave and smile.

When he wouldn't move, frozen in his spot, you turned back to him and gave him a small ‘come here’ motion.

“I gotta - I gotta go, Ned.” Peter said distractedly, beginning to move without waiting for a response from his friend.

Ned’s eyebrows furrowed in confusion, “Wait, where? Where are you goi-,” his face turned into one of comprehension but soon then a smirk, “Oh.”

“Hey, Pete,” you smiled at the awestruck boy once he'd made it to your side. You crossed your arms over your stomach and raised your eyebrow playfully, “There any reason you've been staring at me for so long?”

Peer felt himself get even more nervous then before, uttering only, “Duh, uh, I don't, I, uh, no, I guess I, uh, hm, ha-,”

You giggled softly, cutting him off by saying, “It's okay, Peter, you don't have to be so nervous,” you bit your lip lightly before saying, “Maybe you'd like to go out sometime?”

His eyes widened before responding with, “Duh, um, ye-yeah!” His voice got loud, “Yeah, sure, okay, cool! Good, oka-,”

You nodded along with him, both amused and endeared by his excitement, “Okay, yeah.”

You both broke into small fits of laughter before Peter spoke up, finally speaking words of English, “So…, so like an actual date?”

You smiled shyly, “Yes, Pete, like an actual date,” you looked around the both of you, seeing as practice was about to start, “Friday night.”

You leaned over quickly and left a small peck on Peter’s cheek, making his cheeks blush a furious red as you left.

‘Looks like I do have a chance with her… Take that, Michelle.’

[patroklosandachilles]

I'm watching les mis for the first time bc its airing on tv but it started hour ago so I'm super confused

you skipped right to the best part tho! like sure you don’t have any context and completely missed fantine’s character but who cares when you have the barricade boys am i right?? (i’m kidding i love fantine) anyway i’m going to respond to the rest of your asks in this message bc i’m lazy lol

I did not need to see wolverines cleavage, les mis why

lol bc it wants you to suffer

Do people just violently sing at each other all the time in this movie or do they actually talk at some point?

nah les mis is basically completely sung through. love me some violent singing. 

Eddie you fool, you utter bafoon. This scrappy lady who I just met but love v much is IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU MORON

eponine deserves all the love she can get i’m glad you love her also marius is an oblivious idiot, can confirm. 

Does talking in rhythm really count as talking?

not really but that’s the only talking you get besides a few bits of background dialogue and “we need as much furniture as you can throw down!” 

Wait wait wait Wolverine with the boobs is a dad????? 

i’m dying yes he is it’s like the main plot actually but since you didn’t see the first half of the movie i understand your confusion 

Marius, Eddie is Marius. Good to know 

yes, marius pontmercy to be exact in case you missed that part in a heart full of love 

I really don't think wandering around in the rain at night singing love songs is really good for you health scrappy lady

if i were eponine i too would wander around in the rain at night singing love songs bc i too am angsty and a little bit extra (but trust me this is the least of her problems health wise)

Does wolverine not see corset singing about Newt? 

CORSET. “my name is marius pontmercy.” “aND MINE’S CORSET.” YOU’RE KILLING ME but anyway nah he’s probably off in his bedroom praying or some shit

things to watch for that i personally love: 

-the interactions between enjolras (the blonde revolutionary) and grantaire (the revolutionary with the bottle) 

- “we need as much furniture as you can throw down” revolutionary (aka courfeyrac) being held by combeferre for reasons i will not spoil

-marius being a fucking oblivious awkward idiot

(and for the record even tho my name is a reference to grantaire, i’m actually a hybrid of grantaire and marius tbh) 

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I saw you do a fic rec and I wanted to know if you know of any good 8th year drarry fics or any drarry fics where Harry and Draco come back to hogwarts as professors

Anonymous said: Hiya! Do you know of any fics with Drarry teaching at hogwarts? Thank you!!Anonymous said: So first of all, your recs are amazing and perfect omg 😍 and secondly, can you rec me your favorite fics where Harry is a DADA teacher (either with or without Draco being a potions professor).

HELLO, YES!!! Professor!Drarry is one of my favorite things ever!!! This list will cover all types of professing—all classes and some in which only one of them is a Professor :)

(Also for @king-of-the-gay, here are my 8th year drarry recs! I hope you enjoy both lists!)

Professor Drarry Recs

Professor Potter and his Magical Menagerie by dracogotgame (7.5K)- Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.THIS FIC IS A HILARIOUS ADORABLE MASTERPIECE. It’s one of my favorites and Draco is so oblivious and he thinks he’s feared and hated but really he and Harry are the students’ favorite Professors and it’s just SO CUTE. (Potions Prof. Draco and Care of Magical Creatures Prof. Harry!)

All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl (115K)- Professor Malfoy’s world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.I will never stop loving this fic. Contains petty pranks, one of those pranks going horribly wrong, Draco feeling guilty, a giant beetle named Stanley who is my favorite OC ever, Draco learning to be a fucking amazing Professor who cares, and hours of (Transfiguration) Professor Malfoy sitting by Flying Instructor Potter’s bedside. UTTERLY LOVELY.

The Re-education of Draco Malfoy by Veritas03 (31K)- In the aftermath of the war, it has been noted that many of the young witches and wizards who attended school during the second rise of Voldemort have received sub-standard educations. As a result, Hogwarts opens an adult education program in the summer to bring these students up to par in the workforce. Draco Malfoy, desperate to pass the NEWT for DADA, is among them. But his hopes are dashed when, on the first day of class, Draco discovers – to his horror – the new DADA professor has never even taught before – and is a student himself, still trying to pass Potions. And anyway – just how is Draco supposed to stay focused in class when Professor Potter is so totally hot?I feel like the summary says it all for this fic. Being forced to go back to Hogwarts and Harry is Draco’s DADA Professor?! YES 100000000 TIMES

Newts by Astolat (14K)- “I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?“Pretty much the reverse of the above fic! Harry, on the cusp of becoming Head Auror, is forced to go back and get his NEWTS because of some ancient law. Potions Professor Draco does not make it easy for him ;). TRULY AMAZING!!

Homecoming by November Snowflake (27K)- Harry thinks spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.The kids are great in this fic and the development of Harry and Draco’s relationship is (of course!!) fabulous as well. I especially love it because both of them interact a lot with each other’s children AS THEIR PROFESSORS <333

Healing Touch by Digitallance & Arineat (19.5K)- After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin.Found this fic while searching for massage!drarry (hehehe) and was NOT DISAPPOINTED. Harry is the new flying instructor and Draco is the potions professor who is quite willing to help Professor Potter with his injury ;)

In Pieces by dysonrules (85K)- Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost.THIS FIC THO! It is amazing and touching and it just took me apart and then put me back together again. It has all the angst you would expect to find considering Draco is a ghost but also I SWEAR THERE IS A HAPPY ENDING AND IT MAKES SENSE AND IS NOT PREDICTABLE OR CLICHE AND IDK HOW SHE EVER THOUGHT OF IT <3

More Than That by joosetta (11K)- This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.Okay I love reading about middle-aged drarry, and they are at their best here. Harry is the new DADA Professor, Draco is horrified, and then their relationship develops slowly and it’s sweet and funny and everything heartwarming <3

Boom Clap (The Sound of my Heart) by @femmequixotic​ and @noeeon​ (39.5K)- Post-war Hogwarts has been energized by its new teaching fellows program. Where once bitter enmity divided the wizarding community, Malfoy and Potter chummily patrol hallways together whilst Granger and Zabini seek lost parts of the castle at McGonagall’s behest and Chang supervises Quidditch when not lecturing in Charms. It’s a veritable wizarding utopia and life is predictable for the first time in years. Which is, of course, when everything blows apart as the result of a drunken dare and Malfoy’s life is ruined beyond his capacity to repair it. Ever. In a million years.Teaching fellows counts as professors, right? Right??? WELL I DON’T CARE because I love this fic and there is hallway patrol and EXPLOSIONS and pining!draco and I WANT YOU TO READ IT.

Transfigurations by Resonant (71K)- Five years after Voldemort’s defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.First of all, Draco is the Muggle Studies Professor and BFFs with Hermione, and if that isn’t enough to draw you in (who are you?!), Hogwarts is newly reopening and there’s all kinds of daring, suspenseful adventure AND everything is exploding AND Harry is a pro at American magic, and you should really read it!!!!!

The Man in the Scarlet Cloak by @bixgirl1​ (16.5K)- There’s usually a better time and place to participate in seduction than the Forbidden Forest. Unless, of course, it’s Mating Season. In which Draco is sneaky but not sneaky enough, Harry is confident but goes a bit mad, and the Trees are either incredibly romantic or just sort of perverts.This fic has very little to do with actual teaching but DRACO IS A POTIONS FELLOW COLLECTING INGREDIENTS AND TALKING TO TREES AND HARRY IS AN AUROR COLLECTING FLOWERS AND WANKING IN THE FOREST IT’S NOT AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS (ONLY MAYBE IT IS) AND YOU MUST GO READ IT THIS MOMENT <3

‘Twixt the Sun and Sward by November Snowflake (30.5K)- A potions mishap has Harry and Draco meeting on entirely new—or is it old?—ground.This is not your typical Professor fic, because it has de-aged!Harry living with Potions Professor Malfoy, who is forced to take care of him and who slowly realizes that Harry’s childhood was not quite how he had always imagined. VERY CUTE. Also note that it’s marked as an unfinished series, but when I read it, it felt very complete! :)

Love Actually by DracoWillHearAboutThis (17.5K)- “Harry,” she said quietly. “How long have you been teaching at Hogwarts now?”Harry frowned, caught off-guard by the question.“Six years, three months, and I guess about two weeks?,” he answered hesitantly.“And how much of this time have you spent pining over our Charms professor?,” she continued, eyes flashing dangerously. When even Minerva McGonagall wants to have a conversation about Harry’s love life, Harry realizes that it might be time to actually do something about this little crush of his. Since apparently, everyone knows, anyways.“Everyone?!,” Harry repeated, his voice uncomfortably high-pitched in his panic.“Everyone!”Drarry / Love Actually crossover in which they are both Professors and yes you DID need this in your life.

Lessons in Humility by playout (86K)- After the dissolution of his marriage and a good bit of soul-searching, Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new Defense teacher. Go figure, it happens to be the same year Draco takes over the role of Potions Master. Neither man is happy about this turn of events. Will they be able to set aside their differences and learn a thing or two about trust and humility on the way? (Spoiler Alert: Yes. Very much so.)This fic is EIGHTY SIX THOUSAND WORDS OF FLUFF AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND (Potions Prof. Draco & DADA Prof. Harry)

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congrats on 500!! ♥ what makes me happy is winter because i love skiing! and my favorite hp charactee is my soft boy adrian pucey 💚🐍

@holy-snitch THANK YOU NANA !! i also love skiing, and also winter because huge sweaters and scarves and that comfy aesthetic just does me in. i honestly want cold weather to hurry up and get here. aLSO I DIDN’T KNOW IF YOU PUT THE FAVORITE CHARACTER FOR THE HP BLOG AESTHETIC EVEN THOUGH THE SYMBOL ISN’T THERE SO I DID IT JUST IN CASE OKAY AND ALSO ADRIAN IS A+.

♥ + something that makes you happy for a blog compliment

i love you and your blog and your url i just love you okay ?? we haven’t spoken too much but every time i get an ask from you you are always super sweet about it, and your url just makes me think of someone going to say a swear and then realizing that mcgonagall is behind them and then “holy shit” goes into “holy s—nitch golden snitch damn man that sucks.” also i don’t know if you know this but your themes (both !!) are so simple and minimalistic and cute and i love them. also i wear leather jackets and people-watch while drinking lattes lets people watch together though i don’t have red lipstick because people tend to look at men with red lipstick strangely but i have red hair so does that could. 

★ + your favorite hp character for a hogwarts blog rate

house. gryffindor | slytherin | hufflepuff | ravenclaw

pet. none | owl | rat | cat | toad (pointed boots + a toad? CLASSIC WITCH. plus your toad would be the most badass toad ever you probably have it trained to pass notes or something) | something illegal that would be in newt’s briefcase

quidditch position. none | chaser | beater (fELLOW BEATER JOIN THE CLUB I SHOULD MAKE A DISCORD CHAT FOR THE BEATERS OF THE HP UNIVERSE) | keeper | seeker | +captain (you had to see this coming with your url)

class position. student | prefect | head boy/girl

best core class. astronomy | transfiguration | charms | potions (potions is kind of like cooking right? same basic concept…) | defense against the dark arts | history of magic | herbology

worst core class. astronomy (it’s just so late at night and bleh) | transfiguration | charms | potions  | defense against the dark arts | history of magic | herbology

elective(s). arithmancy | muggle studies (literally a people-watching class. literally) | divination | ancient runes | care of magical creatures

reason for detention(s). your class is learning how to summon patronuses. you and a few friends are trying to practice summoning them (nobody having succeed yet - spirits are down) during study times, and your polar bear patronus burst out of your wand when you weren’t really expecting the spell to work and you scared the shit out of some poor first year. i mean… its huge and intimidating… but also super cute… but… poor first year… also poor you because you technically weren’t supposed to be practicing summoning right at that time… but hey. at least you summoned a patronus !!

friend squad. dean thomas and colin creevey (gotta give you your main squad), seamus finnigan, fred and george weasley, draco malfoy (you two could totally people-watch together), pansy parkinson (that red lipstick tho), daphne greengrass (you’d both be so fashionable), ginny weasley.

significant other. adrian pucey | cho chang

career. auror | ministry position | minister | wand maker | professor | quidditch player | dragonologist | magizoologist | herbologist | potioneer | astronomer | curse breaker | healer | unspeakable | obliviator (i added this just for you and idk why but i feel like you’d be so good at it. it just came to mind and i had to add it for you.)

associated creature. unicorn | werewolf | hippogriff | centaur | dragon | basilisk | bowtruckle | niffler | merfolk

associated light spell. expecto patronum | protego | lumos | episkey | accio

associated dark curse. crucio | imperio | avada kedavra

NO MORE PLEASE.

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by OnyxSphynx

Newt finds out Hermann has a crush, and totally isn’t jealous about that at all. He’s just—yeah, okay, he’s a little jealous because come on, Hermann? Is a fucking catch. He’d congratulate the guy, but he doesn’t even know who the object of Hermann’s affections is...

Words: 3085, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Pacific Rim (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Newton Geiszler, Hermann Gottlieb

Relationships: Newton Geiszler/Hermann Gottlieb

Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, Getting Together, this fic is just. “all the times newt was an oblivious moron” lol, for someone so smart he’s a dumbass, Coming Out, really newt is such a fucking idiot tho, take a hiiiiiint you moron, it ends well tho, Happy Ending

pacific rim January 16, 2020 at 08:04AM via AO3 works tagged 'Pacific Rim (2013)'

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newton geiszler, oblivious moron extraordinaire

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2FV5rM7

by OnyxSphynx

Newt finds out Hermann has a crush, and totally isn’t jealous about that at all. He’s just—yeah, okay, he’s a little jealous because come on, Hermann? Is a fucking catch. He’d congratulate the guy, but he doesn’t even know who the object of Hermann’s affections is...

Words: 3085, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Pacific Rim (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Newton Geiszler, Hermann Gottlieb

Relationships: Newton Geiszler/Hermann Gottlieb

Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, Getting Together, this fic is just. “all the times newt was an oblivious moron” lol, for someone so smart he’s a dumbass, Coming Out, really newt is such a fucking idiot tho, take a hiiiiiint you moron, it ends well tho, Happy Ending

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2FV5rM7