#no 30

[whumpookies]

Whumpcember 2023 day 30 prompt: Delirium

[one-piece-aus]

Hi may I please ask for day 30 with Raiju for Whumptober? Thanks found your blog through @simpforroses!

Ahoy! I'm glad to have another follower on here! I hope you enjoy the story ^-^

Whumptober Day 30

Reiju x Reader

"Aw look, the human's waking up."

You stirred, frowning your brows at the unfamiliar voice. It had to be someone you knew right? Why wouldn't you know- did he just call you human? Your thoughts dissipated when you were yacked into the reality before you, quite literally, by the hair. Blue, the first colour you saw, followed by the face of a snarky bastard.

"Took you long enough," he snickered.

"Niji, leave the hostage alone," a feminine voice ordered the man in front of you. "Father wanted me to keep an eye on the human, and you have training to do."

"Tch, you're no fun, sis," Niji scoffed and dropped his hold of your hair. He walked out of your viewpoint and a door slam bounced into your ear.

"Sorry about him." The female came to stand in front of you. "He doesn't have the capability to feel sympathy towards others."

"Where... where am I?" you asked, glancing around and looking back at her.

"You're in Germa," Reiju answered. "My father took you hostage so it'd be easier to negotiate your kingdom's surrender-"

"I'd rather die," you grunted, shifting your demeanour when you knew this had to do with your kingdom. You didn't want your home to fall to save you.

"Hm?" Reiju looked at you curiously. "Well, it's too late now. You're here, and father has already made arrangements."

"Call it off!" you demanded, jumping up to get in her face but you were pulled back by chains. You growled, glancing at the restraints and tugging on them. You could feel the binds close around your limbs tighter each time to struggle against them. A hand on your chin drew your attention away from the chains, making your eyes focus on the luscious blue eyes.

"How 'bout you be a good little captive and quit wasting your breath."

[fogsrollingin]

what wound did ever heal (but by degrees?)    by fogsrollingin

Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022)

Pairings: Morpheus & Hob, Morpheus/Hob (gen or pre-slash)

Word Count: 5k

Summary: The Magdalene Grimoire, in the possession of a true worker of magicks, still had the keys to summon and trap an Endless.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42345498

[freepunchesintheface]

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

[epoxyconfetti]

[tsatsuma69]

bees?

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[itsscaredycat]

the triangle obtains a mortal human body! and depth perception!

edit: AU created by @/waty_mot and @/LosanPostle on twitter!

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[bumblebeebats]

OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale

Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:

[alienthegreenalien]

the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture

[celeste-tyrrell]

is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[sexygaywizard]

How the hell is my family so fucking big and I'm the only gay person. Some of y'all are lyingggg

[wolfythewitch]

A little drawing of them. For me. As a treat