#no clue what’s goin on tbh

[rotten-rabbitx3]

End of day four of being incredibly sick. Still feel awful!

[roylustang]

U ever fully adopt words/grammar from ur non native language into ur native vernacular in a way no one in ur native language would know wth ur talking about if u said it out loud

[creachureboy]

Can we get some scout nsfw voicelines but subby pls……

HELP i dont have writing reqs open but i appreciate that u know what u want, so this is for you anon

Scout voice lines: subby ver.

Notes

I leave it kind of vague on what the reader is doing to him, let your mind go to town.

Sequel to my other scout voice lines writing, this time he's a bottom

Gender neutral reader

Mix of lines and writing

Tbh i think he'd be make a good powerbottom, but he gets more submissive thru this. And begs a lot

Scout as a sub would be so full of stammering to the point he'd hardly get anything across, communicating more with his eyes, breaths, and body language.

At first when you'd make a move, Scout would try and play it cool. He'd act like he's the one in control, going,

"Ohh, someone's gettin' bold."

But he'd end that line right then and there, suppressing the chatterbox urges as he would wait excitedly for you to do something. He really would give himself away too easily, his cheeks flushing red and leaning into every touch you would give him.

"You- you gonna keep goin' or what?"

You could ease him into it, but the way Jeremy would practically buck his hips at the slightest hint you were gonna do something? You didn't need to be told directly in order to get the memo.

He'd get impatient surprisingly quickly, his excitement reassuring you a little.

"Can't you just- like.. do somethin'?"

You'd kiss him gently, telling him to be patient while moving your hand slowly down his stomach. He'd chuckle in an attempt to seem confident, but his eyes would be locked on your hand.

"Well, well.. You, uh.." he'd chuckle, and then continue, "I mean, this-"

And he'd just say shit like that honestly, not even being able to get his point across and then grinning at himself in embarassment. He'd put his hands on your shoulders for a bit of comfort.

"I ain't usually so.. stammery, like this, I'm- uh, much.. bolder. Y'know?"

So you'd reassure Jeremy that it was alright and that you found it cute how he reacted. That you loved the way he would shudder at every touch and go along with every action. And best of all, that he didn't dare touch himself, instead waiting for you to do it.

His voice would get caught in his throat, smiling and throwing out aimless filler words like,

"Well, it's- uhh.." as if he'd have any direction of what he'd want to say. "If you say so."

You'd really have to be patient with him, it wouldn't occur to him to be forward and tell you what he'd want. All this time, his fantasies would involve him taking the lead, so he'd have no clue what to do in this situation.

So you would ask if he liked when you touched him a certain way, when you moved yourself against him. You'd ask, so he'd have to reply.

"Well," he'd chuckle, "ain't the best thing I've ever felt."

If that was the case, why would Jeremy be going along with everything you did? Why would he be reacting so strongly to every small movement? You both would know you have him wrapped around your finger. You'd know he's taunting you. That he's being bratty.

So you would have to coax it out of him, but you won't want to go all out just yet. So you would play with his nipples to hear him gasp, grind your hips against his to feel him moving against you too. Tell him that, if this wasn't the best, that you wanted to hear what he wanted.

He'd smirk up at you, but his voice would conveniently get caught in his throat.

"I- I want'cha to.. um-"

And you'd stop, feigning innocence, claiming that if you didn't know what he wanted, you wouldn't be able to give it to him.

And he'd fall for it.

"Oh, uh, okay- right."

He'd then mumble in the softest voice,

"I want'cha to.. uh.. do what you want.. To me."

A very adorable way of saying that he trusts you with control. It's much easier to earn Jeremy's shyness once the facade of confidence is down. So you'd move to touch him where he wants, promising you'd be gentle.

His breath would hitch in his throat as he'd gaze up at you in a haze - as if you didn't literally just start. His eyes would do all the talking here.

It would be really cute how much he'd want you, and you'd be determined to hear the words fall from his lips. So you'd keep going at your slow pace, watching him. Observing him.

And you'd ask how he likes it, already knowing damn well what he's thinking.

"Yeah.. uh- I- I like it.. it's good-"

"You're doin-" he'd inhale sharply, "good, real good, but.."

And you'd stop completely, gazing at him cheekily. And he'd whine,

"D- don't stop, hey.."

You'd ask again what he wanted. And he'd just mumble,

"Can you.."

And Jeremy would guide your hand on him to touch him more, and he'd let go once you caught on.

You nearly wouldn't be able to resist the way he'd be so direct and yet so shy, knowing exactly what he'd want but catching a frog in his throat every time he'd try and say it. So you'd press him a little, pouting as you ask if that's all he had to say.

"Well- uh, I..," he'd take a second to regain enough composure to continue speaking, "I love you. A lot."

"I trust you, baby. You don't have to- you don't have to be shy."

You? The shy one here?

You'd move your hand quicker, causing him to jolt and cling onto your shoulders. It would be so cute the way you could so easily get him quiet.

Jeremy would close his eyes and really try hard not to be noisy. But his breathing would quicken, and you'd be tempted to wedge your thumb between his lips to hear him more.

You'd keep pushing him, all while giving him gentle kisses. But just when it'd seem like he's really enjoying himself, you would stop. You'd tell him that if he wanted more, he'd have to ask for it.

He'd give you a cocky smile, but his head would be facing away a little, as if to show just how vulnerable he'd be. He'd taunt, in a soft and breathy voice,

"Why should I ask for more? Ya haven't given me anythin' worth askin' for."

But you'd know him well enough that you wouldn't fall for that.

So you'd play into it. You tell Jeremy you'd just stop in that case, and he'd get desperate really quick. His eyebrows would furrow as he'd lean closer to you, going,

"Hey, wait- uh- I was-" he'd take a second to swallow nervously, "no, I- I didn't mean that."

It'd bring a smile to your face how quickly he'd take it back.

"I don't-" he sighs, "I don't want you to stop. Can you.."

So you'd just keep playing innocent, insisting you don't know what he's asking for, all while running your hands all over his body and feeling him shiver under your touch.

"Oh, come on, don't make me say it.. you- I know you know what I'm gonna ask."

"I- what I mean is- ..look, you know I like- love. I love this, I love you, it- it's.."

He'd stumble over his words. And eventually you'd give him a taste of what he wants, but you don't let him get comfortable with that sense of relief. You give him a taste,

"Shit- yeah, yeah, like that.."

And let Jeremy enjoy it, this time actually wedging your thumb between his front teeth and earning a few soft moans from him,

..and then you'd stop.

You'd plan to do that over and over in attempt to try and pry it from him again, but it doesn't even take long for him to cave. This time he'd seem much more desperate.

"Oh, please, just- Can you just touch me more already?"

And he'd pause.

"Or- or ride me, or like- suck me off, or.."

And he'd say the next bit in the softest voice.

"..or fuck me."

So you'd kiss his face and hold his hips comfortingly, telling him about how you were hesitant since he didn't seem so sure in his answer. Why would someone who knows what they want stumble over their words so much?

"But-"

You'd talk over Jeremy, telling him that you don't wanna do anything to him he'd be uncomfortable with - to which he'd quickly interrupt you back a little too loudly, going,

"No, I want it! I want you to- do that stuff.. please?"

Just as you'd want, he'd become more pliable. So you'd kiss him slowly and tenderly, running your hands through his hair in order to reassure him, before moving to a comfortable postion. One where you'd be ready to do whichever thing you'd like to do with him first.

You'd ask if he meant like this, and you'd watch his face light up.

"Yeah! Uh- i just think-" he'd watch you in anticipation, "well, I mean, I just.. I want you. A lot."

Honestly you really wouldn't know how much you could tease him for, he would already be so adorable at your command and twitching at every slight touch. So you'd eventually relent, giving him exactly what he'd want, listening to the way his breath would hitch and how his eyes would watch you move as you gave it to him.

"Ohh, yeah, baby, like that.."

You'd tell Jeremy to look at you, and he'd follow suit, smiling a little from embarassment but his eyes quickly squeezing shut as breaths and curse words would fall from his agape lips.

He'd just whimper,

"Baby.. shit-"

"Fuck, mmh.."

"Like that, like that.."

You'd ask again if he likes it, and he wouldn't even go for words, just leaving you with a breathy,

"Uh-huh.."

But you wouldn't want to settle for an answer like that. You'd tell him to speak properly. Make a sentence for you to tell you that he likes it.

But just as Jeremy would take a breath to talk, you'd go even harder on him. All he'd be able to muster would be a whiny,

"Good- 's good.."

He'd move along to your rhythm, falling out of rhythm now and then only to stop moving for a moment so he could find it once more. He'd love that you'd move like you knew exactly what you're doing.

When he'd slowly get close, he'd be so easy, so pliable, to get him to say whatever you wanted. He'd futily try and suck in the drool threatening to spill out of his mouth, as he'd moan,

"More- more, please."

"I can't take it, don't stop, please don't stop please please-"

"Fuck, i just- I- it's so-"

But the closer he would get, the more words he would lose, and the more he would be saying two things.

One of which being a needy and breathy,

"Please-"

And another being your name.

But if you're feeling a little sadistic, you could stop right at the edge, so you could watch Jeremy gaze upon you desperately. You wouldn't even have to coax him into going,

"Don't stop- I- I'm so close-"

"Please, I want you so bad, please-"

"Baby, please.."

"I- I'll be good.."

And before you continue, you'd wanna have a last bit of fun with him first. You'd tell him to say something - something he was too embarassed to say before. Anything you wanted.

And the words would fall from his lips like it was second nature, not even having to stop and think about his embarrassment. He'd say it like it was the only phrase he knew.

And you'd kiss him, satisfied with his obedience, and then give it to him just like he'd asked.

[gentlenotes-moved]

Hey, how have you been? Is your health better?

hey! i've been alright lately. as with my whole gut thing, it fluctuates a lot. there'll be days where it's either bad to the point where i have to eat in small amounts infrequently, or i'll have no problems at all! there's no way of guessing, either; i just wake up and kinda have to deal with how my digestive system is fixing to act that day lol

but! our doctor FINALLY called back after just under two months of waiting with the results of the pH tester i had in my stomach for a couple days. basically the files and info about it didn't get send to him on time lol. so as i said in the last update, the endoscopy turned out normal. but now the biopsies came out normal, however with the pH tester, they got an answer from it!

i wasn't there for the call; my mom answered it. and they have an actual and definite answer now for what's going on: my brain and nerves are kinda sorta fucked up and they're absolutely losing their shit. about what? no clue! so, they want to do some tests (i think my mom forgot what tests tho lol) and they want to give me a small dosage of depressant medications (again, don't know what) to chill my brain and nerves tf out. we're also supposed to get smth in the mail that explains all this and we don't know when we're gonna get those either. just a lot of questions all around lol.

so yeah! i'm honestly over the moon that i have a solid answer about what's going on! but i still wanna know WHY my brain and nerves are losing their shit. all of this has pretty severely impacted my period as well. so. i'm beginning to think my mental health might have something to with it, tbh. idk. we'll figure out.

also! i'm so so sorry for coming here like once every few weeks, with a combination of mental, emotional, and physical exhaustion + school in general, it hasn't been the TOP priority, but i'll change that! there's a hell of a lot of personal stuff goin on right now, forgive me <3

[b--b-3]

Sooo I've decided to finally cross-post my Obey Me crack-fic from ao3, I hope you enjoy!✨️

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Cheek Clappin' Behavior

Ch.1

summary: Mc gets bamboozled by the game we all know and love 😭. They also happen to get yeeted right into it at full throttle, oops. How, you ask?? Who knows-

warnings: swearin/strong language, a quick innuendo, Mc just bein straight up wild tbh

misc: this fic doesn't accurately follow the story, literally just random shits 'n giggles for now lmao [pls it's so unserious ajfjshsjs] + the memes you see edited were done by me in my absolute mess of a gallery 💀

word count: almost 1k

It was just an ordinary day for Mc… Well, that is if you could call simping for fictional characters from a story-based gacha game ordinary. Okay, maybe they're a liiiiiiittle bonkers in the head, but we still love 'em 😋.

[Mc's POV]

'You've gotta be clappin' my cheeks unequivocally rn.'

"How tf am I gonna pull up AND get bumblefucked by this yee yee ass game 🤨🤨🤨??" Okay, so maaaaybe I got raw-dogged by a fictional world, but I can fix this for sure‼️

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Oh.

I didn't fix this. Far from it, in fact. Yet another 10 pull, wasted… 😟

Welp, whatever‼️‼️ Back to the story then hehEHEHEHE— HOLY FUCKIN' MOTHER OF GO— MAMMON YOU ABSOLUTE BABYGWORL TF YOU DOIN' LOOKIN' LIKE THAT?? 🤭🤭🤭

Even tho he plays hard to get, he ain't a match for MY sluttish behavior 🤪—

THIS? FUCKING?? $ Ł Ü ✝️? ? ? "The absolute fuckin' audacity I swear— AND this mf blushin' too? Consider tears runnin' down my leg fr fr for real fr‼️" YOU SEE THAT TUB OVER THERE MAMS?? YEAH HOP IN THAT BITCH CUZ I'M BOUTTA 😩😩—

Ahem.

Caught myself lackin' for a sec there sorry bout that y'all 💀—

I then end up playing this damn game for a psychologically questionable amount of time. Such a long time, in fact, my raggedy ass fell asleep with the game open. O p e n. I didn't even get to charge my shit— hot damn 😬.

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Next thing I know, I'm exposing my eye sockets to a ridiculous amount of light.

✨️OWIE✨️—

Oh.

'Now why in the ass-eatin' fuck does this place look familiar?? This ain't my house OR my room🗿. Tf is goin' on in here on this ass-chappin' day 🤨🤨??'

Like, the more I look around, the more shit's appearance becomes clear to me [no d U h Mc?? C'mon get it together 😭].

'Tho it does look a bit [a fuck ton tf you mean?? 💀] like my room in Obey Me…🤔'

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"Did my bitch-ass get isekai'd into the world of Big Boobie Bitches— I mean Obey Me??????⁉️🗣📢🔥"

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' …You've gotta be tuggin' my schlong rn this shit is a different breed. No, literally. Does that mean I'm a whole ass sheep now⁉️ This ain't gonna work. I swear on my left kneeca—'

All of a sudden, someone's headass bursts into the room. I was about to chew them tf out like a baddie, but then I SEE 🕕🫦🕕—

'CERTIFIED BABYGWORL??? AJDJSJEEJ OMGOMGOMG IT'S HIIIIIIIM IT'S MAAAAAMMMMS OH MY—🥺🎊✨️🫧💖‼️🥰💛'

"Yo, human! Ya were s'pposed to hang out with me today! What's goin' on?"

I—

'Ugh. What a cutie 🥰. Look at him, lookin' at me like that 'n shit 😭💖.'

I stare right back at the white-haired babygworl— I mean demon, trying a lil TOO hard to fight the inner voices that are telling me to jump him unprovoked.

"Well, tbh tbh honestly tbh, I haven't the slightest fuckin' clue Monie.. Buuuuuuut you can still take me out if you want tho 👀." I give him a lil look. Yano, a look. A little lookie look. A look that looks like a lil look because it looks—

"Whatever, let's just go. You've been makin' The Great Mammon wait long enough." He then drags me outta the room as if I'm his bitch.

'OW MY PUSS- now hold on for just a diddly ding dang darn second ☝️🤓— here I thought it was supposed to be the other way around 🤨🤔❓️ ❓️ ❓️'

Welp I'll just have to worry about it another time ig 🤷.

Anyways, now we were makin' our way [downtown] through the Big Ass House of Lamentation, BAHoL for short, trying to get to wherever tf Mammon has plans for. Well, that is until we run into a certain someone.

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'GAAASSSPP IT'S HIIIIIM‼️ LEVIATHAN THE SWEET BOOOOOOYYYYY OHFUCKOHFUUUCK 🥰💖🫧🧡✨️‼️'

"Yooo, Levi! Funny seein' ya outside ya room for once." Both Mammon and I then proceed to start gigglin' like two lil bitches lmao.

Until this mf turns around 🗿.

…My face just about shriveled up inside itself.

'DID BABYGWORL #3 GET EVEN QUIRKIER 😳😳😳⁉️'

"Levi.. you good?? You're looking a bit differently different there bud 😭😭."

'I swear to shit there are literal SPARKLES just shootin' me in the eyes rn.'

"Idk what you're talking abt lol." He blinks and just shrugs at me like absolutely NOTHING is wrong like wtf my g—

"Tbh tbh honestly tbh Levi you're looking MAD ✨️bbg✨️ rn and idk how to cope with that so I think it's best you induce an anime withdrawal for just a singular sliver of a second the sake of my sanity 🗣🗣."

It takes him a couple seconds for the matter inside his cranium to process whatever tf just came out my mouth.

"B-Bbg!? WOOOAAAHHHH❗️🗣🗣🗣📢💥.. I-I can't believe you're calling a no-good otaku shut-in like me that!" He takes a moment to cover his now blushing face sextillion times more than his hair already does with his hand.

'Omg what a lil cutie I swear— got me swooning 'n shit <3.'

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! We've gotta get goin' now. See ya later, Levi!" Mammon cuts off the ENTIRE interaction quicker than it even started before dragging me away like a fucking rag doll.

'L?? M?? A?? O?? Tf is all this motion for 🫨🥴?'

What the plans are?? I still haven't the slightest of darn clues, buT I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT 🗣.

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I kid you tf not we literally only managed to reach the main entrance before getting jumpscared by none other than Lucifer himself—

'EYE- SWEET MOTHER OF DIAVOLO'S (. )( .)‼️—'

[✨️To Be Continued✨️]

[mossdontknowwhattheydoin]

I'm tired and don't have a clue what's goin on in the qsmp lore wise, so, here, have an old idea I had for a au a while back!

So basically, qsmp but zombie apocalypse (Used to, and always will, love zombies tbh)

So, Phil's taking care of his niece and son, his other son traveling with his band.

Everythings fine- until, a mysterious virus starts making people go feral.

A couple weeks go by with Phil n' the kids held up in the house, and everythings hit the fan-

So, Phil, looking out at how many zombies are out and about and the fact they'll need food.

He decides that they need to get the fuck out of the city-

So they fuckn leave blah blah they meet ppl blah blah qmsp shenanigans n' people blah blah yk you get it-

At least... I hope you do-

[destinyc1020]

I was bout 2 say, Z has been reported with both her exes (n u provided the receipts lol). I remember a fan said that during that event wit Trevor n Z that they never crossed paths n Z was wit Tom the whole night. Gurl did nt wanna b seen wit Trevor n was focused on her man lol

Z has nt been seen alone wit JE since their breakup. Of course both of them will b professional during filming, it wuld b uncomfortable if they were fighting. JE is always goin 2 sing Z praises... shes a professional n tbh he wuld get dragged if he didnt lol Z dnt get asked about him cuz she is the STAR of euphoria, i dnt think she is really asked about the others in general

Exactly lol 💯😆 I remember that report as well Anon lol.

And yea, no way she and JE would be fighting on set lol. Like seriously, he was just a rebound. Whatever reason for their breakup is probably not even a big deal at this point. We all know what that was.... just LUST and a distraction lol. 😂

In fact, they were BOTH rebounding tbh lol.

It really wasn't that deep. Even if he cheated on her (which I have ZERO clue) it's not like they had dated for years on end on end or smthg lol.

It was basically a rebound. She was obviously still in love with Tom.

[paradoxkinspace]

ClowncAR! have you been asked about your Gamzee Megido timeline yet? Cause 👀

i haven't! lets seeee,,, whats some cool stuff i can clue ya in on?

oh! uh, for one, me and mod jubejube share this timeline through mutual connection to Eridan Serket (prince of light, catalystAlexandria, merlion lusus, had king arthur aesthetic vibes) via him being my moirail and being jubejube's descendent (she's Cronus Serket)

as for meee.... i was a bard of time! uhhh i liked painting, tho i dont think i was exactly good at or nothin haha.

lets see.... oh! here's somethin actually interesting, i'm pretty sure i was basically haunted by Kurloz for most of the timeline. or maybe it was my ancestor (The Funerary) sendin me in the right direction beforehand

lets see... ive already mentioned me and Loz were Bard & Prince of Time. and Eri & Cro were the Prince & Bard of Light.... buuuuut....as for other swaps in the timeline.... John Jojo Harley (Witch of Breath), Dave Lalonde (Seer of Time, possibly involved with Eridan in some other quadrant. or maybe they were just broskis), Jade Strider (Knight of Space), Rose Egbert (Heir of Light), Jane English (Maid of Hope), Dirk Lalonde (Prince of Void), Jake Strider (Page of Heart), Roxy Crocker (Rogue of Life), Aradia & Damara Makara (Maid & Witch of Rage), Tavros & Rufioh Maryam (Page & Rogue of Space), Sollux & Mituna Pyrope (Mage & Heir of Mind), Karkat & Kankri Peixes (Knight & Seer of Life), Nepeta & Meulin Zahhak (Rogue & Mage of Void), Kanaya & Porrim Nitram (Sylph & Maid of Breath), Terezi & Latula Vantas (Seer & Knight of Blood), Vriska & Aranea Captor (Thief & Sylph of Doom), Equius & Horuss Ampora (Heir & Page of Hope), Feferi & Meenah Leijon (Witch & Thief of Heart)

not sure of anythin about the cherubs tho.... i think they were still around and me and 'Loz had somethin to do with em... probably with Ara and Damz. after all, Loz and Damz were in some type-a red quad. at least i know our ancestors had somethin goin on and were usually linked in terms of "legend" for lack of a better term. i think while The Funerary and The Great Mortician were probably matesprits (or at least, rumored to be), their pre-scratch selves (that is, Kurloz & Damara) were running a bit paler. don't quote me tho. the time-space axis is where i'm strongest for this timeline, not heart or blood hehehe

i'm equally stuck on the vagueness of my lusus. i doubt he was around much, tho im not sure if he was just an absent custody or if he was motherfuckin dead hahahahahaha

either way i think he had some sorta reptile or amphibian vibe to him, maybe a frog or crocodile? but it's more complicated than so i'd place my bets with some sorta hybrid thing, like a chimera in some way. even if that means it was just a literal horned toad. id make some shit pun combo-ing baphomet and frogs/toads but i cant think of one thats actually obvious enough to be funny. (bufomet is the closest ive got so s/o to anyone who picks that one up hahahahahahaha)

hmmm.... need to think a bit more on this one tbh hehehehe :o)

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[lostacelonnie]

Happy new year!! Im sorry that sounds so cringe & not even close to the fun way. Oooh very exciting i am excited for you! Honestly i wiah i knew it always feels like. So much. Around the holiday time & always makes me exhausted. Wish it could be more chill somehow. I would definitely recommend it if you think you may like it more than the anime. But i understand if it aint a series for you. End of eva is good dont get me wrong its just also. Weird and hm. S2 is sooo close too im gonna be like counting down the days. Did you watch the final bocchi episode yet? Cheesecake my beloved indeed its always been my favorite. I did also look a bit at polishwave & saw regular drinks under the uh. Sign that looked like it said alcohol & a lettuce frog & im not sure what was goin on & if i should try to learn polish? They were definitely ooc enough that ive got no clue what they could mean. Regretfully i had work at 5 am so i couldnt do much but some friends of mine discord called to ring in the new year together, even for the last of us like me who are in like the last time zone to join the future it was fun. I was also playin elden ring & beat a boss that had been a huge pain for me while on said call.

yeahhhhhh it uh. sucked. but its fine, at least i played a bit of honkai so i hung out with my fav fictional girl. and thankies im gonna try to pull myself together!!! i was also wondering whether or not to buy myself a physical copy of tomie maybe. also righttttt??? especially since, at least here in poland, we didnt have anything even resembling a "christmas spirit". plus im not christian so it didnt hold much value to me anyway. hhhhhm im gonna keep that in mind when i end up watching it!!!!!! i HAVE seen the final episode, it was so good auugjkskfj. sjf. h. i heard a classmate hating on cheesecake today and it was so sad i love it. and yeahhh thats pretty much the Vibe of polishwave pics. but i think theyre great. and tbh? if you do try to learn polish, then im wishing u LUCK + can try to help as much as i can, but at the same time. i wouldnt wish it upon anyone. its such a bullshit language. and ahhh thats sounds very fun!!!!! i was gonna play elden ring but my pc literally has too little memory to even launch it LMAOOOOO

[allsassnoclass]

hazel!! i hope you had a lovely beginning of christmas and that you don't get loaded with birds over the next 10 days lol. i'd like to ask you via emoji these questions: ✍🎵🤯💪-megs 💙

@igarbagecannoteven hi megs! the bird situation is getting dire, the french hens keep terrorizing the turtledoves. i hope your christmas is goin well!

✍ How many words have you posted this year? How many words did you write? okay so this total is going to chance on the 31 because i'll still post my song fic for the fest (and i'm still delusional hoping to get the three prompts left over from the follower celebration done by then as well) but on ao3 the current total for the year is 120,031. i posted 23,433 words for ask box prompts (more than i thought this year tbh!), so the grand total (so far) is 143,464! as for writing, there's no way to tell because i just add words to different wips willy nilly. i have no clue which ones i worked on this year or how much i added to each one, but i would say it's at least 20,000 written and unposted words.

🎵 What was the #1 song you had playing while writing? What fic was it for? yknow i'm going to guess "The Weather" by Lawrence. I listened to that song a lot at the beginning of the year, and I'm writing a fic for it, so it's probably that one. i don't listen to music all that much while writing anymore tbh. it's starting to get more distracting than focusing, and if the vibes of the music don't fit the fic then i have no chance of making substantial progress.

🤯 What’s the coolest thing you learned researching for a fic? okay i talked very briefly about ballet companies and peanuts gang statues to annie here but near the beginning of the year i did a lot of research into michael's wedding for a wip, which was kind of interesting! oh also! on december 20, 2013 same-sex marriage was legally recognized in Utah after Kitchen vs. Herbert ruled that barring same-sex marriage violates the US Constitution.

💪 What ship gave you the most brainrot this year? i mean. mashton has been giving a lot of brainrot since 2020. you kinda need to have brainrot from a ship to write a 50k fic for it. they're my main lads, i am a very dedicated sailor on that ship. but i will say! this year various ships between the cobra kai teens made me feel like i was going insane, specifically sam and tory. i don't even know what to say about them i started thinking about it again and got worked up.

Fic writer 2022 wrapped

[cen-sour]

😳 and 1, 2, 6, 9, 33 (only if you feel comfortable with this)

A) send me 😳 to see one of my more well-known ocs

This is Robin, they’re 20, and they like girls.

I hate the livin shit out of the colors but like ummm,, i had to draw this

1) Approx. when did you create them?

September 2019

2) Did something specific inspire you to create them?

Imma be honest chief they were made purely ‘cause of this, which means one (1) person knows them and to me that makes ‘em pretty popular (also theyre my only “well known” character that isn’t recognizable right away, and I do wanna stay somewhat anonymous on this blog since i would never act the way i do on this blog irl)

6) What’s your favourite part of this oc?

i like drawin their hair, mostly the shaved bit

9) What’s their favourite clothing style/outfit?

crop hoodie and jeans (but i dress them up in outfits i think are cute just for my personal amusement sometimes)

33) Show us them smiling!

[minijenn]

alright fine I give, I’m putting Final Fantasy characters in the fuckin fic

[satsumadraws]

An NPC from a real (!) live (!) DnD game I got to play with my friends!

[jangofctts]

Could you please do something about your ocs eating out habits or kinks?👀

iMMA JUST DO THEIR KINKS BC I HAVE ANOTHER ASK FOR THE EATING OUT SO KEJKRJEH here yA aRE below the cut

Sunburst Squadron kinks

Blanche: size kink aLL THE WAY--he either likes a really smoL bb to swing around and just hug to his chest (or see that tummy bulge when he fuckin you kejrkjrh) or a veRY TOL bb he can bury his face into them tiddies or if they look like they can step on him. blanche is a big guy so with a tall s/o sometimes it’s cool to be able to look at your s/o in the eye kwjekjh. ALSo he do be bustin a phat nUT very quickly if you either bite him when he’s balls deep in you OR you let him fuck your tits.  Hair pulling--he wants his haIR YANKED, he’ll pull yours too if you want. mild handcuffs/ropes kink--he loves it when you man handle (as much as you can lmfaoo) and tie him up, maybe edge/overstimulate him. he likes a little pain like bite marks or scratches0--not toO much tho. oR ride his face, he ADORES that. it just shows how much he trust you when you tie him up so :)) (and well uh....he’s let you peg him if you asked teehee) idk if it’s a kink but kjhkj he gets hOT and bothered when youre being a badass or youre sparring with him. a Slight breeding kink--he likes seeing his cum drip out of you just so he can finger it back in.   

Blue: he likes grinding, ik it aint a kiNK BUT, he likes it a lot. he’s a bit of a crier too, he likes praising/worshiping you and doesn't mind if you return the favor. blue likes mutual masterbation--loves watching you fuck yourself and then when he's close he likes to cum over your thighs/tummy. he really likes your lips--they always make such pretty words and his name sounds so nice when you say it so, he reALLY likes it when you suck him off. he likes comm sex, likes to call you and whisper dirty things to you when he’s off planet. dont wanna say somnophillia but like he likes the idea of either you waking him up with a bj or him walking you up with oral, ya feel?   

Jaws: suCker for finger sucking--yours or his, he doesn't care. he’s big sappy romantic so..may I suggest...an oral kink where he’ll happily go down on you for hours with those puppy dog eyes. he likes when you ride his face or you offer to take him down your throat. he likes to do very light role-play like the “oH nO, there’s a big bad trooper who caught me stealing, whatever shall I do?”. he does have a kink for making sex tapes, they're kinda like shitty pornos buT he adores watching them when youre not there. he’ll make you watch them with him ifyou ARE there but--he just wants to document all of it wkejrhejh. he’s a bit of a joker so, he tends to run his mouth bUT when he goes quiet save for those breathy grunts yOU KNoW he’s close to cumming   

Sweets: sWeeTS BABY--listen, he is VERY vanilla at first bc he has no clue what he’s doing so ya gotta explore with him. tho he do be a big snacker so foodplay is something he’d like. put whipped cream on yours/his nipples anD YES he goes wild. tiddie fuckin is a yES, he goes feral for it, makes the most noises when you let him do it and cums verY fast wkjrhje. he doesn't like his hair YANKED but if you softly pull it and guide his mouth to wear you want him he likes that. ngl he does like fucking outside. he’s a nature boy, so his dream is just to fuck you on a bed of moss or some shit kwjerh--usually it ends up just being the floor. listen....yall forget that he’s an A Class sniper--boy sorta has a predator/prey kink. 

Kamikaze: kami is the nastiest mf ngl and like one of the only true tops in the squad kfhfh. his favorite place to fuck is the cockpit of his ship, or in very semi-public places. he’d rather have someone watch rather than watch you get fucked by another person, but he’d be fine with either. he likes teasing/overstimulation a littLE TOO much, so when you start to cry that’s when he relents. he likes handcuffs obvi, begging, likes watching you deepthroat and alSO likes breath play. kami is a Mean top so if you’re being too much of a brat he’ll spank you. he also has a kink for....vibrating panties ejjhejrh like if you’re in a meeting he’ll turn the vibrator on at the worst moments, yknow? little bastard man. he has a degradation kink to his s/o if a partner is into that   

Fuse: listen--this boy thinks he’s a top but he is Not krjkrjh. he’s a very bratty bottom and only presents as a top bc he’s so much of a brat that he’s always assumed he’s just a top wkrjkwh. this is controversial and I hate writing this but he might have like a mommy/mistress kink. he has a massive praise kink so do with that as you will. he likes wax play and also has a mild pain kink--heart eyEs mf when you give him a light slap on the thigh or cheek. likes biting and to be bitten or scratched. he do be liking quickies--he doesn't last very long but he can go a couple rounds sO quickies are his jam. he’s kinda a pig and will swipe your underwear (just a couple pairs ejrjeh) but dont tell him you know or he’ll just lie out his ass. HOWEVER. if yall are fighting or bickering he's a very big fan of hate sex while youre pinned against the wall yknow?     

Bruiser: tbh this boy is pretty vanilla when you first meet him (besides the size kink but rjekhkw), he fucks hard with a hand around your throat bUT once you introduce him to more things he'd be down. he’s an....ass man OOp. he doesn't wanna be pegged but he’ll buy you a nice butt plug or see how much of his cock he can fit in your ass yknow? he likes choking too but what reALLy gets him going is fucking in full armor. he thinks role playing is sorta dumb buT he adores when you’re already laid out on the bed and ask for your big strong trooper to come fill you up with all the armor on. he gets a thrill seeing where your nails chipped the paint when he’s on the battlefield. imma say it--he has a weapon kink. he gets so hard so fast if you kiss his blaster or grind on the hilt of his knife. he also likes fucking on furniture or walls--rarely a bed for some reason so ekjrhejh

Void: switch kjfhkwjhr--once he’s off the battlefield on leave and after you get him all relaxed he’s pretty mellow. he’s easy with anything you wanna try, what position you want him in yknow? you want him to kneel? sure thing. you want him to spank you? why not. he do be liking shower sex, something about the cramped refresher where there’s hardly any room for the both of you just gets hiM GoiN. he has a kink for dirty talk, so he’ll just be next to your ear the whole time chatting away. he has a kink for like, public places too I guess? mostly just storage closets but kjehrejh that’s p much it. ngl he’s gonna ask you if he can try to make you squirt, and if you say youve never tried/couldnt, well--he IS a medic after all kjhkjhr. he also has a kink for oral, so bonus points if he makes you squirt in his mouth. he hates anything that’ll leave a mark besides hickies/bite marks, sO that’s one of the only things he wont do  

[shoezuki]

tbh george can get away with calling any spontaneous chaotic stream "lore" because he's established his character keeps having this strange nonsensical dreams that deny reality that he gets confused about once waking up, believing the dreams to be reality.

Hes got what now. I have no clue whata goin on anymore. Good for him!

[catcze]

So um. I guess I was right about Tomo and Kazuha HAHAHA. Fr though a lot of this archon quest felt so.... predictable and rushed. My very first thought after finishing the archon quest was not about how great the cutscenes were or about the storyline and all the reveals.... it was rlly just "That's all?".

I don't want to be a debby downer, but Mihoyo could have at least revealed more about Scaramouche through Baal instead of Yae. And the whole "twin gods" thing felt like they just shoved that in there for no other reason than shock value. Again, thats a reveal we get through Yae instead of Baal herself which is,,,,, Anyways, the cutscenes were phenomenal and I'm glad they sort of gave Kazuha closure. But, I still can't help but be disappointed about how fastpaced everything was, from La Signora down to the new Sumeru lore (lesser lord???? Tf is goin on in Sumeru why are they worshipping a lesser lord instead of the archon??)

On another note i am both ecstatic and anxious about how dark things are sure to get now that we finally saw an actual MURDER. The traveler is getting more and more invested in the world of Teyvat and its people, and i feel this will cause so much inner turmoil in them throughout their journey considering the fact that their end-goal is to leave with the twin. Just what will become of those two i wonder

Genshin Spoilers !!

I do agree that this quest felt more fast-paced than the previous one did. I,,, honestly, I wasn't expecting to go from merely showing Sara the Kujou clan's corruption, to fighting Signora then immediately going in to the boss fight with Baal. My phone was having a whole fit screen recording it HAHAHAKSJDN I kind of wish we had more interactions on Sangonomiya that prompted more exploration of the place, maybe ? Something that involved Kokomi + Gorou + Kazuha.

But yeah I think that the twin gods thing was... out of left field, to say the least. I mentioned in one of my asks before that I thought that it would be difficult to 'redeem' Baal after all she's done, and do it in a way that melds enough with the story. I think this is one such thing done to try and 'humanize' her by giving her loss in the form of her sister + friends, bc the twin gods seemed to lack any sort of exposé from the beginning, from the characters, the weapon + artifact lore + character voice lines + clues hidden in the landscape. Bc if you ask me, the 'twin gods' thing feels like an attempt to give Ei a reason behind why she's so desperate to hang onto eternity that kind of feels,,, cliche. I don't think I'd be as unsatisfied if more clues had been presented that hinted towards the twin gods thing, tbh.

And yeah imo the lore and cutscenes here were very centric on closing the Inazuma story quest, and not so much on building and giving hints or clues to the other sources for genshin lore. Although I do appreciate them giving some scara lore, I wish it was less,,, optional ? Because you only do learn about it if you choose a skippable piece of dialogue. And I,,, I don't know, I'm unsatisfied by how it was revealed that Scara took Baal / Ei's gnosis ? It felt really,,, underwhelming i guess.

But there were deffo some memorable scenes in this update ! I'm glad to see Kazuha gain closure like you said, and hopefully we'll get more info on why his friend's vision lit up (fingers crossed that it's more than just a 'power of friendship' thing.)

I'm also super excited bc of the traveller's personality shift! Like, this was really the first time we saw them angry enough to challenge Signora to a fight, knowing that it could end with Signora dead because of them. And their initial impatience to see the Raiden Shogun at the start of 2.0, too–– Idk, I just find it interesting how the traveller seems to get more,,, testy ? Snappy ? Impatient ? to finish everything and maybe reunite with their twin. It was also p cool to see genshin go a little darker, too. I just wonder how much the traveller is gonna change as the story progresses, tbh. If we'll see them become more and more ruthless (?) / goal driven like their sibling as time goes on.