Lando with the other drivers he's friends with:
oh hey are you guys talking to me omg don't bully me or I'll come (etc etc)
Lando with Oscar:
Oscar open this for me, Oscar don't do that, Oscar what's that word I'm thinking of, Oscar your arms are bigger than mine, Oscar your taste is terrible, Oscar listen to my music, Oscar don't eat that near me, Oscar what are you drinking is that a smoothie where'd you get it, Oscar open this for me, Oscar your hair does this thing like whoosh, Oscar you're tall, Oscar let me get you out in cricket, Oscar let me win come on, Oscar you're cheating, Oscar I'm beating you so bad at golf, Oscar why won't you get into my interests, Oscar how do you pronounce this word, Oscar you could go between my legs,nah Oscar you are not going between my legs, Oscar you just sang in front of us for the first time, Lando di Piastri, Oscar Pastry, thanks Osc
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Rip Mayor Maccready, you would have loved fidget spinners
Specifically this one
“My fidget spinner is the coolest fucking one here in Little Lamplight. check it out” tries to spin it on one finger and it falls.
“You tell fucking anyone about this and I’ll chop your god damn balls off you fucker!”
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"Fidget spinner" in different languages
by lingue.maps
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「寝ている姉のおっぱいでハンドスピナーを回す弟(2枚)」 by 開栓注意 | Twitter
๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.
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★ ┊ my first long stimboard : sonknux !!
1 , 2 , 3 ┊ 4 , 5 , 6 ┊ 7 , 8 , 9 ┊ 10 , 11 , 12 ┊ 13 , 14 , 15
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it's not hyper specific, but it's the best we got
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I am so excited to finally share our new necklaces!
We had these custom made with different phrases.
They are all available in three colours (silver, rose gold and gold). The centre piece is spinnable!
The phrases available are (on the first listing)
I am enough
I believe you
Not a puzzle
Different, not less than.
The phrases on the second listing (the swearing one)
Keep fucking going
I am fucking worthy
Flappyhappy is run by autistics. Please help spread the word!
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Some misconceptions on WWXs flute...
Chenqing was just a normal dizi. Yes, it had a reputation, but at the end of the day it was simply a flute with a tragic backstory. It was not made of bamboo as others have claimed in recent posts. That's his second flute he made after coming back to life. Chenqing is described as being made of dark wood - alluding to it being made from a tree in the burial mounds - which are black.
It's not a vessel to channel anything, it's a tool WWX uses to calm his mind and therefore the ghosts he is controlling, that's all. WWX uses empathy to harness his cultivation method, he and others can do this without Chenqing or any instrument at all.
But yes, it is funny that this simple, ordinary dizi is thought to possess some unspeakable magic powers and has an infamous reputation for unjustly killing thousands. When in fact, it was an ordinary instrument that aided WWX in helping the dead use up their resentment and move on while fighting in a war, saving innocent people post-war and defending himself against attacks.
All the while, being a toddler's teething toy and a fidget spinner for WWX as well.
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