#not ENEMIES

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[regularmarioenemies]

[pezhead]

IDK... I just wanted to try drawing Rise Splinter

[weirdmarioenemies]

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[spiritmander13]

I just realized that I see everyone talking about the Silvercandle divorce when technically Silverbrush got a win in III18.

Paintbrush was considering Silver and they said that a good strategy game was "wroth rewarding for".

And yet nobody bat an eye.

[soulinkpoetry]

You’re not going to vibe with everyone you meet in life. As long as we respect each other we don’t have to be friends nor enemies. We can still care and wish the best for the other.

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[angelkissiies]

ayo .. do not abuse my ask box privileges !! that is not a place for you to be mean !! stop this !! this is a place of love n friendship !!

[katsigian]

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

[bamsara]

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

[regularmarioenemies]

fun mario fact

mario is the girl and peach is the boy

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[dappermouth]

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

[i69bea]

"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."

[weirdmarioenemies]

sorry to post out of nowhere but uh. is our latest post (the one on hooligon) showing up for y'all? it seems a little jank on my end, and i want to know if it's just me. thanks!

[babsvibes]

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall