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brasscopperblackandteal · 2 years

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I just watched The Batman and I have some opinions (Spoiler alert, like, for the whole movie; if you haven't watched it and can and want, go watch it because is really good and it mostly doesn't give Superhero Fatigue):

First, I loved it. Mostly because of The Riddler, SUCH A WELL MADE CHARACTER OMG, they absolutely NAILED the guy from 4chan obsessing over ciphers and conspiracies, that goes absolutely mad from loneliness, with a parasocial relationship with Batman, streaming for a small but maniac and cultish and extremist and armed. He's an internet maniac down to the tea and I loved that they paid enough attention to make him that good

I didn't like the ending tho. Too... weak, common for a superhero movie. If they had let it in the "Oh, you haven't figured out yet?" with a group of maniac followers of the Riddler running around capable of a lot in the next movies it would have been way more interesting

I would also would have liked that they showed Bruce paying for the reparations of Gotham, that he was clearly going to do, but they saved for the next movie, so :(

Another thing: they are so afraid to add a Robin. They are obsessed with Batman Fuck-boy stage. I wanna see that man that's one day away from tripping falling and deciding to never get up again grow, for him to learn to take care of himself (first) and get that child from the ambulance helicopter as his son (second). Now that Alfred is injured they might get the chance but I'm not sure if they are gonna do it

I loved Gatubela's design, not only because it makes me gay but because it doesn't sexualize her near as much, I think her character is mostly recognizible(?) for her tight leather suit so yeah. They could have gone near full remake like they did with the Penguin (he's my favorite) but still good. What I'm mad about is the forced relationship she has with Batman, again. When they grapple for the passport it felt really gross, really outdated, and Selina loses more and more power from there. She doesn't achieve nearly anything she wants due to Batman's intervention, which is beneficial to the plot most of the time but come on let her blew a knee or two out of Falcone please. Also I think her relationship with Batman goes too far too fast, which is sadly a staple in Batman movies, but I would liked a period of Ludus a lot more. Also I don't know why she kept calling Annika friend, maybe it was the relationship they had, maybe it was a corporate decision, I don't know, I don't wanna know

I really liked that they detached the characters a lot from their comic versions, but I think they should have detached Batman a little more. The armored suit doesn't fit with the movie, but they really take advantage of the Theater of Fear so I can't really complain, and I don't know how they would pull of the Bat part while redesigning the character and nor making the fans angry, but it would have been interesting to see. Maybe just more scenes in the Hackerman costume, idk, just a personal taste

(All of this text is personal but in an even more personal note, I don't understand what people find attractive in Pattinson. It's probably because I like woman but I just don't get it. If someone could explain I would be really thankful because I would love to understand but I don't)

I wished they had explained more about the Generic Drug Number 37 that is the Drop. Like. What does it even do? I know is kind of a Macguffin but it would have been an interesting discussion on why is it so bad. Narcotraffic bad? Obviously but what else. What effect has in it's consumers? Is a hard drug like heroin or is just mild like Marijuana? Does it only grow in a way that it creates an elaborate dealing scheme like Cocaine? How addictive it is? How destructive it is? Again, what effects it has on the life of it's consumers? Is it like that drug in Arcane that acts as a healer and adrenalin and that's what Batman injects at the end? Does it have no strong ill effect but the authorities prohibit it for power web reasons?. I feel that it wasn't really developed into, and maybe is a point for the next movie, but It feels like we have been thrown another Generic Drug Bad

The Batmovil was cool. I didn't get to really look at the design and I think I wouldn't like it If I did but I liked the noises it made

Too many action scenes, you don't have to get lowed to the Average Superhero Movie level sweetheart, you can be a grown-up detective movie if you want

Also, I loved how (at least at the beginning, it faded out at the end) the city felt alive. It wasn't just a backdrop for events to happen, touching things had consequences and pulled strings. It felt like a roleplay game, I loved it

The colors were great, my favorite, 10/10

The fact that the batcave was in the middle of the city and accessible from the train line? Chef kiss, amazing, finally a cool one. They should drop the blinding white lights do, they look out of place

So yeah

Good movie

Hoping for a sequel but Joker get the fuck out i want the Scarecrow on this

The Joker is for closing trilogies

First long post (I'm not proof reading anything now, it's 4:00AM, maybe tomorrow), thank you for reading if you have gotten here, and have a nice day!

#batman #the batman #the riddler #gatubela

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momo-de-avis · 2 years

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Hi there! Can you tell me 2 things: firstly, what does 'drugs are decriminalised in Portugal' actually look like? and secondly, are CBD gummies or drinks allowed in Portugal?

Hello friend!

Decriminalisation of drugs here means that possession of drugs up to a certain amount (can't remember how much tbh) is not considered a crime, but a public health issue.

So, what happens is, for certain drugs, if you're caught in possession of them by a cop, instead of being held in jail, given a trial within 48h and then sentenced, you are redirected towards rehabilitation. I am saying this from memory now but I think the three things you get are: 1) a Lawyer that will handle your case, 2) a social worker, 3) a representative of a commission dedicated to rehabilitation and safe drug consumption etc.

What happens next varies from case to case. Since the person in possession of drugs is first approached by this commission whose purpose is basically to dissuade drug use and made of people ready to assess every case individually, the "offender" could end up doing a sort of a... process of rehab of sorts (they don't necessarily send anyone to rehab, again, it depends on the case), do community service or pay a fine. It depends on each person's case.

If you are caught with an amount above the limit imposed by the law, then it is considered distribution.

I must add that when I say "if the cops catch you", that includes buying. If you are caught buying a small amount (within the limit stated by the law), it is evidently seen as drugs bought for personal consumption. The main point of this decriminalisation process was to remove the stigma attached to drug consumers (whether they are addicts or not), move them towards the correct resources that will provide help, and make a distinction between possession distribution.

For question two, I actually didn't know haha I do know cannabis is still illegal just as other drugs are (to be clear, the drugs that were decriminalised are stuff like cocaine, marijuana, heroin, etc. The ones that are still considered very much illegal, no matter the amount you're found in, fall on the "date rape" spectrum, even though some are used recreationally, like GHB. I think I am not mistaken about this, I looked this up a year ago so this comes from memory cause I can't recreate the steps I took back then to find the exact answer to this question lmao). However, medicinal cannabis apparently exists and is sold in pharmacies (?? had no idea about this. It was apparently approved smack in the middle of covid, that's probably why I didn't hear about it lmao).

However, legalisation of cannabis remains an ongoing issue. Year in, year out, someone brings this issue into the spotlight, and there have been loads of campaigns (they're still around tho) for its legalisation, specifically for personal use and consumption.

Now whether or not you could get CBD gummies... gonna be honest, I sincerely don't know. There are stories dedicated to like, CBD stuff and so, but I don't know the legalities around it or what sort of products they sell (what I mostly see is like... tea? and spray? stuff like that).

I looked it up and was honestly surprise there are A BUNCH OF STORES that sell way more than I was aware of (I was so out of the loop here, the last few years whenever I worked in Lisbon, it was always downtown, where you are FLOODED daily with the warning to not buy weed from dudes there because it's actually crushed bay leaves, and it never occurred to me to just... check this out lmfao)

Like, this store sells weed brownies and other sort of edibles, so CBD gummies idk but apparently ou can get that sort of stuff in Lisbon!

(also thanks for asking me this is definitely knowledge I needed to brush up on in case a tourist asks me, and now I know haha)

#momo speaks

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kirstleona · 3 years

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so my therapist told me to make a post about why joey jordison meant so much to me so here it is; trigger warning btw

three years ago my cousin stone went into cardiac arrest and passed away on the morning of my thirteenth birthday. i was going thru so much pain that i had started doing heroin and cocaine so that i couldn’t feel any emotional pains. well that worked, until it didn’t. i started feeling like shit and felt extremely guilty again and i thought the only way to get rid of that was to cut myself. this was all in the span of two months so it escalated quickly. i eventually overdosed on heroin and was ‘dead’ for a period of two minutes. the reason i felt so guilty was because my cousin was only 15 and his life faded on the day that i was supposed to celebrate mine, i felt like it should’ve been me who left instead. and then i discovered slipknot. these were people who understood all the pain and shit that i was going thru. i felt like i related with joey the most because i was a drummer too, i got really like attached to him even tho i didn’t know him. the day that joey passed i had a relapse. i shot up again because i couldn’t deal with the pain. joey passing made me realize that stone is actually gone and that he’s never coming back. it just eats away at me knowing that i’ll never see him smile, hear him talk, or laugh with him again.

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kiefbowl · 4 years

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Hi, I was wondering if you could give me some advice.. I (23f) have a bf (25m) who smokes weed daily. He's got a 50hr intensive labor work week and he's always active w crafts n stuff and the only time he actually lets himself wind down is when he smokes his joint at 8pm and heads to bed at 10. He's not a "stoner" at all. He's a great guy, incredibly attentive and eats healthy and doesn't drink. But sometimes I just get an off vibe abt the fact that he smokes daily, bc I feel like he shouldn't have to? But idk if thats my internalized stigma towards drugs, bc I think wouldn't have these vibes if he had a beer w dinner every night... Even tho alcohol is harmful too. Or sometimes I feel like, why am I not enough to make him feel relaxed and at ease? I was wondering what your perception on this is, whether I have an internalized stigma and whether I should even project my bf's weed habit of multiple years onto me, bc we've been dating for 10 months now. I hope this makes sense, I'm just curious as to what your thoughts are bc I love your blog and your outlook on life

Thank you for compliment...I hope you know though that I use weed, and use it semi-frequently.

Weed can be very relaxing, and even though there are a lot of relaxing things, being high is just a unique experience. Everyone has their vices. Weed isn’t that bad compared to a lot of other vices. It’s a drug, though, so there’s no need to hand wave that there are healthier vices as well lol.

It’s a little presumptions to assume you should be “enough” to relax him. You and your relationship can and will be something that gives him stress sometimes. You are not a thing, you are a person. Would you put that expectation on other people in your life, to make you relaxed and feel easy and never stress you out?

If you don’t like it, you don’t have to date him. If you want to talk to him about it, you should. If you want him to love you more than weed to the point of giving it up, you have to tell him. You’ll have to accept the consequences of that, though, if he says “No”, so think on that before you say anything. Sometimes people love their vices more than some people, especially if they’re asked to make a choice.

I’d say you might want to read up a little on addiction and drug habits if you feel you have a bias against them. You don’t have to accept people into your life who have a drug habit, because it can be dangerous and there’s no denying that. But compassion towards people doesn’t preclude you from having boundaries. People pick up drugs and do drugs and form habits for a lot of reasons, and most of those reasons stem from some kind of pain. Drugs help make things a little fun and novel, they make you feel good, it’s something to do if you’re bored. There are a lot of bored people in the world with not a lot of money and not a lot of future, and it’s not because drugs exist. Weed is less habit forming than harder drugs, but there has been a lot of propaganda over forty or so years to make the american public see it in the same class as cocaine, heroine, and meth. The science just isn’t there. No one has ever died from a “weed overdose.” And if you don’t smoke weed, and if you don’t do hard drugs, something else can become your drug if you’re blind to it. You’re probably not as immune to addiction as you think you are. And believe me, people look for ways to make people need things if they can make money off it. If there are things you find thrilling in this world, people can exploit it for their gain at your habit forming expense.

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emsartwork · 5 years

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SO! the other season 4 transformations because they wouldn’t fit with believix but it’s probably better this way because they’re ethereal magic and that’s kinda wonky

Sophix, Amorix, and Aterix (its labeled as Thanatix in my magic master post for some reason?? way to space out on your own transformation name brain), the gifts physical appearance, and Nabu and Duman in Aterix because plot reasons.

The three gifts are grown/formed somewhere in the golden kingdom, and can be used every 300 years but its usually up to the members of the golden kingdom(and the ethereals themselves obvi) when to put them out into the world. They’re classified somewhere between a magical item and a magical substance, acting almost like drugs to a persons magical core. Much of what is known about their formation is recorded in the dairy of Jak Anthebanak, an ambitious wizard from Lynphea who, through some extreme experimenting, grew vines into a portal to the Golden Kingdom. He had very little time to study or note down anything there but the glowing stone circles in the back garden of the main castle seemed to be similar shapes to the gifts and he theorized they slowly emerged from the stone or the stones built up enough power until the gifts could be formed. The ethereal who found him thought the little man was a riot and sent him back alive and unharmed, but with his memory wiped and the portal plants destroyed, only the scribbles in Jak’s field journal survived.

Each gift actually has only enough power to transform 1-2 people, but I drew the girls in all of them because ~*fashion*~. The gifts act as a layer over whatever the affected person is wearing at the time of use(so the girls transform into believix and then use the gift, if they didn’t transform first the gift would just slightly change their normal clothing). The users’ main color changed but their core color/s remain or are added to the outfit. And each gift has lasting effects on the user so the winx have to choose wisely who should use each gift so sophix: Bloom and Tecna Amorix: Musa and Stella Aterix: Aisha and Flora

Sophix: also known as the gift of wisdom. it seems to govern plant, water, earth, animal, and some weather magic. I mentioned the gifts act like drugs, and the closest comparison for Sophix would be a combo of marijuana and LSD. Sophix slows a person’s magical process down and allows them to see and join with the connected elements of the natural world around them, it also suppresses more volatile emotions. It kind of almost turns them into a plant in a weird way. attack magic isn't super strong but defense is a little better. The lasting side effects are pretty serious, the user will experience increased depersonalization, short term memory loss, nausea when eating or drinking, difficulty moving, muscle weakness, and sometimes respiratory issues(like randomly stopping breathing or the lungs feeling smaller that kind of stuff). Bloom and Tecna are some of the least “Nature” based magic users, so they volunteer to use Sophix as its theorized people who use a lot of magic that contradicts the gift’s powers they’ll have less side effects. This is primarily why Flora and Aisha were immediately banned from using sophix by the rest of the winx lol. Flora is basically already a plant and Aisha is 1/4 merm so they didn’t want to mess with their more complex biology.

Amorix: Also known as the gift of heart. It governs temperature, fire, ice, crystals/gems, wind, and human emotions. The drug comparison for Amorix is stimulants(cocaine, meth, etc) with a touch of MDMA/PCP. Amorix hypes a person up and polarizes their body temperature(cold in the middle and hot in the extremities) it also intensifies their emotions and empathy. Attack magic is very strong and defense is p low. The side effects after are chills, hot flashes, intense and sudden mood swings, tremors, aggression or violent behavior, cardiac trouble, and transference(taking on other’s emotions as their own to an unhealthy degree). The choices for who used these depended on who would have the most issues with cold. Musa is tiny, and Stella relies on a certain about of sunlight(ie warmth). Bloom and Tecna both come from colder planets, and their body temps protect them. Aisha and Flora could have also used these but for plot purposes I decided they couldn’t. (Roxy is also protected from the cold automatically by Aurora tho at the time nobody understands whats going on with her lol) Bloom’s fight with Nebula is just straight up dragon fire and rage babey no gift needed.

Aterix: also known as the gift of memory or the black gift. Aterix is the least understood of the gifts but it seems to govern colors, dark/light, pain/numbness death or decay, sleep, and memory. The (very loose) drug comparison are opioids(heroine, morphine) and rohypnol/ketamine, unfortunately with out some of the pain relieving effects. Aterix is also the only gift that can technically effect four people, but you have to have the Ater(the gifted, the person actually using the gift) and the Thrane(the person the gifted uses the aterix spell on). Aterix feels a little bit like swimming, the gifted’s motions aren’t actually slower, but everything feels like it’s slowed down. Their vision is improved, seeing colors and shadows in much more detail, their memory is also heightened to an almost photographic level. Unfortunately they can sense any physical pain around them as if it were their own. The gifted’s emotions are also subdued, as they are receiving so much physical and mental stimulus that area of the brain kind of shuts down. Side effects for the gifted are vision issues, insomnia, narcolepsy, muscle cramps, shooting pains, loss of sensation, intense flashbacks to any trauma, memory loss, and sometimes brief comas. Side effects for the Thrane are either they return to death, or they remain resurrected, in constant physical pain and apathy, lost in memories, confused, slowly moving, never sleeping, never eating, and kind of just miserable.

Timeline changes: So in my version, Flora returns with the Specialists and Duman to Gardenia, she tries to heal him, but his magic is too unstable and the whole fight thing happens, Duman is killed, but he mentioned something about the wizards’ schemes before he died, leading Flora to accept Aterix, and pull him back to life. She compels him to to tell them all what the plan is and then they all rush off to Tir Nan Og. Nabu, as the only practiced male magic user, absorbs all the magic being used to create the vortex, he is unfortunately unable to expel the magic fast enough causing his core to break and Nabu dies. Aisha is understandably distraught, and uses Aterix, trying to get him back. In the commotion the Wizards manage to grab Duman and Flora after they realize they’re connected. and escape to Omega. As things die down Nebula holds her whole rebellion and stuff, and the Winx realize Flora is missing. Aisha is trying to interact with Nabu, and is in denial about his state of suffering so she defaults to anger and joins Nebula in hunting the Wizards down. Meanwhile, the wizards have managed to force Flora to de-transform, leaving Duman in his resurrected state. The winx free Morgana who promises to care for Nabu, and they pursue the fairies and the Wizards to Omega to rescue Flora and talk Aisha down from murder. Flora isn’t considered a threat by the wizards so they just kind of leave her to freeze, but she’s found by the winx and they manage to talk Nebula and Aisha down and the wizards are frozen for eternity(including Duman). Aisha, still in Aterix, returns with a clearer head, and recognizes she can’t leave him in a constant state of suffering, so she removes the Aterix spell from Nabu and returns him to his natural state.

If your wondering why Daphne could be revived but Musa’s mother and Nabu can’t be, it depends on where the spirit is. Daphne was still barely alive when Faragonda transferred/tied her spirit to the Sirenix source. Daphne’s original physical body “died” when her spirit left it, but her spirit was still in this realm. Bloom’s Sirenix wish created a new body based on Daphne’s perception of herself and tied Daphne’s spirit to that in season 5. Musa’s mother’s spirit has long left this realm, and Musa wishing her back would not only be wrong according to the natural world, but its basically magically impossible. Musa would end up with a cheap, mutated, imitation of her mother, lacking memories, personality, and any real “humanity”. Nabu’s spirit left his body. Aterix has power over memory, so it brings back the person’s brain and they can appear to really be back fully, but its painful, unstable, and feels wrong, to both Ater and Thrane since the person isn’t really back. Sorry if this is confusing lol.

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archived-brokentoys · 4 years

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Edward has gotten to a point where he can’t imagine happiness or functioning properly without drug use. The thought of giving up drugs sounds similar to death for Edward. This was because Edward had initially began substance abuse as a way to cope. Not going through any therapy and having literally no friends around at the time, Edward was easily influenced to try drugs. He sincerely believes they make him more normal ( even tho it’s quite the opposite, ) enhances his senses and abilities, as well as, well... happiness. In a way, Edward knows it’s not true happiness, but he’s convinced it’s the only happiness he’ll ever receive. Deep down, he doesn’t care if there’s a possibility it’ll kill him because he’s so frightened of being miserable and living in reality -- dealing with his feelings and trauma is too much.

At this point, Edward would need some serious help in order to kick his addiction. He’ll need both rehab (because if you stop using heroin and/or cocaine, it CAN literally kill you,) and psychological therapy to learn how to cope with his trauma and manage his mental illnesses. However? Edward refuses to go to therapy ( for multiple reasons ) and he’s too frightened of a life without drugs. It’ll take some serious convincing from someone he loves dearly for him to even attempt quitting.

#RIDDLED: ABOUT #drugs //

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ezramercvr · 4 years

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me? copying and pasting this intro exactly the same bc i cba rewriting it/changing anything? its more like than u think. i thought i’d repost tho in case theres new ppl who wanna plot or anyone who has new chars etc. bt ANYWHOMST tosses this onto the dash at mach speed

『JOE KEERY ❙ CISMALE』 ⟿ looks like EZRA ‘MERCY’ MERCER is here for HIS JUNIOR year as a BUSINESS student. HE is 24 years old & known to be INTELLIGENT, OBSERVANT, CALLOUS & INSINCERE. They’re living in PERKINS, so if you’re there, watch out for them. ⬳ bri. 22. est. she/they.

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ok so mercy grew up in n never left hell’s kitchen ny fr his entire life until he was abt 20 when he finally got shipped to connecticut to go to radcliffe

his dad vinny mercer is the right hand man of a rly well known mob boss named lars amaretto………. so basically when lars said jump vinny said how high . has literally maimed n killed ppl its quite a lot n he was in the gang since he was 13 so literally violence n anger is rly all mercy knows??

when he was 20 lars demanded tht vinny sent mercy to go to school elsewhere to widen the parameters of their trade n he wld pay fr everything so vinny was like ya ok idc n off mercy went

their gang mostly runs a gun/weapon trading business, bt they’re also rly well known fr selling id’s to criminals on the run n do a side job of selling illegal drugs, mainly cocaine, heroin, n mdma/pills which mercy is basically in charge of now, the drug part is run only by him in connecticut n his younger brother back home in hell’s kitchen

the reason they decided to send mercy off to school instead of his brother donovan (ducky) is bc his brother’s face is . pretty heavily damaged after vinny caught his youngest son trying to run away when he was 15 n they savagely were jst like . ya we dnt wanna send him away he draws more attention so. thts the life mercy grew up in!

goes by mercy bc vinny thought it was a funny n ironic nickname, plus he wanted it to b a constant reminder of how weak mercy was when he was younger n his dad used to train him fr fights, wld beat him pretty bad when they were training until he literally begged his dad fr mercy

he stuck w the nickname when he left fr connecticut so tht he wldnt forget where he came from n knew wht vinny/lars cld do to him if they ever found tht he tried to get out of the gang etc. n also bc its frankly all he knows which is depressing bt thts life!

he doesn’t rly know his mom, she left when he was 4 n vinny’s been looking fr her ever since and mercy rly hopes he never finds her cause he’s pretty sure he’s planning on killing her once he does

as punishment whenever deals didn’t go well or mercy fucked up in anyway lars used to leave cigarette burns on him n he still carries on this himself bc frankly he’s paranoid if he doesn’t /:

drinks scotch like it’s water

has cheeky samples of his own products (pretty much only the coke bt . still)

enjoys hookups hates relationships, he’s been in like one (1) relationship tht was pretty emotionally abusive w/o them realizing n then jst ended rly awfully

all things considering he’s actually quite humorous but his jokes . never rly land since they never actually make much sense n they’re frankly almost always offensive lksdglknsdglh

is as straightforward as they come

surprisingly tho a rly gd friend, has stabbed someone in their hand before fr a girl he was friends with in high school even tho he offends his friends more often than not

he’s mean without reason to b a lot tho dnt get me wrong hes still a terrible person who will make someone cry bc hes having a rough day

i think thts all i have on him……………. some plot ideas:

anyone who knows him from hell’s kitchen?? cld b fun, he was pretty chaotic when his dad wasn’t around so

ppl he deals to mayhaps

fwb’s fo sho

past fwb’s tht got tired of his shit lkdsgklsdg

maybe someone who he ghosted bc he cld tell he was catching feels?? n was like ew i’m good thanks.

enemies………. feel like he wld have quite a few of those

he also does need a few friends winks

anything u want!! yeehaw!

#radintro #abuse tw #violence tw #drugs tw #alcoholism tw #self harm tw #death tw #murder tw #christ #KLSHDGLKHSDLGKHSDG

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archiveofidentityconstellations · 5 years

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cass won't share her cheese nibs and bruce doesn't love me and i think?? that i deserve better??? than this???? i'm moving to alaska where NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

the sequel to that one trix yogurt fic

I feel like I should tell you that I am MASSIVELY fucked up right now

like i am such a garbage heap that oscar the grouch took a look at me and said

“fuckk off!! i have standards!”

anyways

it’s Brimothy, bitch

what is UP mothertrucksrs it is Me i am back here to write a report on the UNBELIEVABLE SHIT I JUST HANDLED.

okay so u know how Gotham city is on crack cocaine all the time. with like some LSD and heroin and never ever any weed except for like who is that pig guy?? nevrm he doesn’t have weeeed but like he is definitely a Pig. what the fuck is his name. what the fuck.

okay so anyways

is it Goyle

Doyle

Pigoyle

tin foil? lmao

OKAY FUCK anyways the City, who Also May Be My Lover, is in a constant life crisis (which i relate? a Lot) and do you want to know this s h i t

Crocodile

Killer Croc

who Steve Irwin would be v disappointed in

Is climbing

into people’s FUCKING TOILETS

???????????????

THIS ISN’T FLORIDA

THIS IS NEW JERSEY

WE WEAR SHOES IN THE WINTER

WHAT SORT OF FLIP-FLOP WEARING CUCKER DOES HE THINK HE IS

okay so obviously KC is a big guy. a Dude. a whack-o whaler of a Male. a Big Boh. the largest banananana in the pack. he is Big. so he cAn’t fit into most people’s toilets. he can, however, fit into Big People’s toilets (big as in wealthy, not As in Tom Hanks)

so KC (crispy,,,nuggest…i wonder if fried alligator is good—not that im thinking of eating him, though someone really should threaten him with cannibalism, like if you’re going to be a bitch about it then you deserve the same done to you, it’s just manners) is in cahoots and canoodles with Someone Who Shall Not Be Named (not bc i don’t know, I do, that’s how detectives work. it’s my JOB to know, and i was a prodigy) but bc there is a whole other report detailing this person and their movements and its case file #4461 if u don’t believe me, but i ain’t no snitch, but i will say that tonight’s events connect to file #4461 so Dad if you’re reading this you should already have it out bc it’s your JOB

speaking of jobs ding ding here is mine coming round the mountain as she comes bc the apple bottom jeans the boots with the fur will be coming round the mountain when she comes shE’ll be coming round the mountain she’ll be coming round the mountain she’ll b e coming round and getting low low low low low l ow low

It was a crisp October night. The sun was blinking its sleepy lids, setting the ballroom with an incandescent glow. Bruce Wayne strode across the floor, his daughter Cassandra accompanying him. They wore matching expressions that the privileged always wear: guarded, yet hungry. Hungry for what? Probably for the crab cakes just out of reach. Neither of them had an allergy, and Cassandra in particular had a propensity to shove anything edible in her mouth, so it really was a tragedy that those crab cakes were all the way across the room. There should really be a table right in the middle of the dance floor just for snacks. That way caterers wouldn’t have to do so much leg work, which is actually a good thing, because that ballroom floor is slippery af. This narrator should know, he has Died A Few Times getting there. Suddenly, the night’s festivities were interrupted by a social faux pas: a scream.

You don’t just scream at regular parties, it’s uncouth and hysterical. But you can scream if the social boundaries have already been crossed, and boy, were they crossed.

You see, Dear Reader, there was a man in the toilet.

I use the term “man” loosely, as his glaring yellow eyes do wonders when you might just crap your pantaloons. You start imagining things, like dinosaurs whcih i am personally a big fan of bc Jurassic Park has a kid named Tim in it and I am also Tim.

hI y is our toilet so big that Killer Croc could wiggle his way up? also how long can he hold his breath.

it seems to be impressively long

hey Bdad how long can he hold his breath? please let me know if you can, and if you won’t i will eat all your wafers becauzs i wa

Mrs. Trenton screamed and fled the impertinent bathroom guest, who wasted no time in ripping the commode to pieces. There was a roar and all the guests paused, unsure if it was merely pipe problems or if they were under attack.

Reader: They were, in fact, under attack.

The guests, deciding that Mrs. Trenton was a social entrepreneur, followed her lead and began to scream. Killer Croc had made it to ballroom, standing at an impressive height just outside the doors.

He was Not wearing a shirt.

okay have u ever noticed that Killer Crog hasn’t got any nipples????? where are they? he’s got pecs but no nipples??

where did they go where are his nip nops i kno people don’t like to think about this but i hAve wondered since i was like 13 like where did they go. has anyone ever asked him.

did they fall off

“Take the crab cakes!” shouted Matthew Fielder, a lil bitch.

“No, take me!” said Cassandra Wayne, who would literally rather die than give up those crab cakes.

Killer Croc paid them no heed. He desired one thing and one thing only, the sweet satisfaction for his carnal craving: Humain Flesh.

(alliteration hell yeah hell yeah take that Mrs. Johnson i do know shit and im creative as well u jusy don’t know how my brian works it’s like a golden goose egg trap ye ye ye)

i just Realized

i am…a high school drop out

i don’t know why im doing this

Dear Reader, as an Aside: Smoking can lead to many health issues, especially if one begins smoking at a young age. Harmful side effects include increased risk of stroke and brain damage; muscular degeneration, eye cataracts; cancer of lips, nose, tongue, and mouth, and nipple loss.

Jason you may want to have a talk with you and your mipples

The terror in the air was stifling. Cannibalism conduct was not something conveyed in etiquette classes. Rich people never expect to be eaten.

Reader, everyone hardly breathed. Something deeply primal had occurred.

From the doorway the golden eyes struck. Deadly. Lethal. Hungry.

This was more than vengeance. It was a sadistic occasion of play.

okay good thing Dames wasn’t there because he fucking HATES KC he gets all huffy and shrieky about him like “he’s a HYGIENE PROBLEM” and it’s like,,,,,.ur right but i don’t want to agree with you because where do we stand if i do that?? as brothers???

i think the fuck not

anyways i just realized i’ve been calling Waylon Jones KC the entire damn time (NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE) but to be fucking h, he wants to to be called that. i called him Allen once and he was so PISSED so i can only think of actually calling him by his name. he wouldn’t even be chill with me naming the sewer alligators even tho they were awesome names. i called one Dundee. that’s fucking genius. that’s just. i’m fucking amazing. stupenous. and unappreciated.

maybe his nipples fell off because he swims in shit every night?????

question: why do i swim in shit almost as often

what the dfck

what are my life choices

i feel like there should have been some fine print involved here

“Robin duties include scraping shit off your asschreks 3 times a week”

mahbe,,,,maybe not what i want

personal choice

though i haven’t really seen any alligators in the sewers for years now, which is

oh my god OH MY GOD HE ATE THEM HE ATE THEM OH MY GOD OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!

HE FUCKING HE FUCKING. HE. HE ATE HIMSELF HE FUCNING ATE HIMAELF AND HIS FAMILY HIS COUSINS HIS CPOUSINS HIS FAMILY OH MY GOD THIS IS LIKE MY 8TH GRADE GRADUATION ALL OVER AGAIN

im so disturbed……..i like, need to eat something. Fucking hell. this Not what i had in mind when i decided to be alive.

i feel like as if i woke up one day and i was the only one in the entire world who remembered Caillou. also could pull off my face and eat it like taffy. imw so. i.

mom i know i refused to go to Shabbat when i was ten so i don’t get to say this but:

this is Not kosher

oh heyy i want some pIckes

i was also thinking of takin a spin class?? like fuck it i like to bike. fuck it. and maybe iwdont want bruce and nigtwink fucking watxhing me with their beady eyes. like get those off my calves. my cleavage is up here, gentlemen. stop talking about proper form. some people can do things and suck at them. i’m never going to be like a professional ice curler. and i shouldn’t feel bad about that. who the fuck curls for fun. maybe Canada???????

note to self: look up the history of the sport of curling

i’m going to get good at it to piss off Jason

Back On Topic:

Killer Croc took a step forward. His mouth trembled, watering in anticipation. He took another step.

Mrs. Trenton drew in a breath.

The room was silent.

Far across the room, Bruce Wayne clenched his champagne glass. Cassandra Wayne stopped chewing the crab cakes. Reader, I won’t mince words: Waylon Jones crossed the threshold.

and the instant he put his foot down on the ballroom floor he fucking slipped like a drunkass toddler

like when Damian is really really tired bc he’s like 2 years old (only an evil 2 years old like chucky) and Jason tries to give him a high five

gremlin still doesn’t get that “down low” precedes “too slow”

and he like. faceplants

onto the fucking concrete

and then Bruce yells at Jason

and then Jason yells back

“I NEVER ASKED FOR SIBLINGS”

like it was something we all did, like wrote it down on our batmas lists for Brucie Claus

and im sitting there, a perennial Forgotten Middle Child

and Damian is like still. on the ground.

anyways KC is just slipping across the ballroom, slippering and sliding bc the floor was just waxed and it’s silent except for the wet slaps of his feet against the floor and the screech his tail makes every time he trips (sort of like this) and when he sometimes falls it makes that sound of when your thighs SLAP against the mats and it sounds like a wet walrus coming to cheer you on while a Giant simultaneously swallows a liquid-filled gummy worm down his throat like QAWAGGHHHHHHH only his falls reverberated against the ceiling panels and the cherubs looked down in like. disgust.

Cass began chewing the crab cakes again by the time Killer Croc fell for the twelfth time so idk it was an embarrassing situation

we all did that Thing people do when a social barrier is breached

we like…..avoided each other’s eyes and made light conversation

meanwhile Killer Croc’s body screeched in the background

anyways Matthew Fielder was like “so I hear you dance ballet” and Cass responded “uh huh. tap too” and the chewed up crab cake crumbs fell out of her mouth and onto the floor

i CAN’T

scrambled cock on a cracker, Cass why does Alfred let this happen????? what is this?????? like she can snort creme puffs like cocaine but GOD FORBID i put my elbows on the table and call damian “a poisonous little bitch” because he ate my croutons

the standards in this family are unbelievable

So everyone is just talking and Mrs. Trenton is sipping champagne now and Luis Alvarez is doing that thing where he starts trying to eat caviar one teeny tiny egg at a time and KC is just like WHUMPH for the thirtieth time

finally dad takes pity on him and crouches down and is like “hey how you doing slugger” which???? Offended me. Very Much.

that’s MY nickname

has Waylon No-Nipples Jones been adopted by Bruce Wayne??? has Waylon No-Nipples Jones retrieved HIS sorry ass from time?? i don’t fucking think so

the audacity of this man

but before Killer Croc can reply

Red Hood

BURSTS INTO THE ROOM

guns out, voice modulator kind of fuzzy like a broke refrigerator that makes an “eeeeeeeeeee” sound ever since i tripped over it and fell on it

which wASN’T MY FAULT

IM NOT “deformed baby zebra clumsy” FUCK YOU JASON

MAYBE HE SHOULDN’T KEEP HIS EXPENSIVE HELMET ON THE FLOOR THEN

you know what? I’m GLAD i tripped over it.

yeah. suck it.

im glad you sound like a 90s japanese transistor radio

off brand too

fuck you

I GOT A BRUISE NOT THAT ANYONE CARES

even Bruce was like “hey tim you need to watch where you’re going”

???

how about YOU watch where YOU’RE GOING

“where” as in TIME TRAVEL

REMEMBER THAT BRUCE

REMEMBER THAT?!???????

HUH BIG GUY?!???????!!???

no one is allowed to criticize me from now on

i am Above Reproach

anyways yeah Red Hood appears at the party and shoots KC and Bruce was like “why the FUCK would you SHOOT HIM” as if he has some misplaced paternal feeling for Waylon No-Nipples Jones because he called him slugger which is something he calls one of his other kids but whatever im not bitter im just insecure and sad all the time but don’t worry about it maybe i’ll die one day and you’ll all be sorry especially about Certain Things like not sharing cheese nibs huh Cassandra

so RH and Bruce Wayne kind of argue. like. literally sniping at each other bc SOMEBODY forgot that Red Hood is a criminal and not their misplaced son and RH is like “it’s!!!!! a tranquilizer!!!!! ya big hoe!!!!!” only he doesn’t really say it like that but everyone isn’t even listening at this point because this party has already been so goddamn weird and we’re all suffering from secondhand embarrassment

i am Assuming,,,,,that Killer Croc Jones “Jonsie No-Nipples” has been taken away to be put into jail and studied for his non-nipple properties but at this point i’ve been sitting here huffing that cold medicine or whatever Bruce gave me. which

oh yeah i was crushed earlier

it was by “slugger” but whatever

yeah his body broke mine

it was because Bruce and Jason were fighting again and not paying attention so

KC was tranquillized and like

fell on me

he drooled on me too

those ballroom floors really hurt

like my head feels like mush

Alfred’s oatmeal

on its second day

because i refused to eat it on the first day

that man has a spine of Steel and he Does Not Let You Waste Food

btw he fell on me because i pushed Luis Alvarez out of the way

he was really transfixed by those tiny fish eggs

it’s fun to put them on your tongue and let them like slide around

so i pushed him out of the way and was promptly crushed to death

B said something about a broken collarbone

i am more worried about a broken butt

fuck

my coccyx

PROFESSOR PYM wait no shit that’s a comic book character

anyways my butt is broken and im hungry and dad wouldn’t let me get out of the chair so i write up this report because I am A Real Life Detective and I do my JOB

once again im the best

hey red jood can you get me some cheese nibs cassandrA won’t share which is p mean especially since i was all for being eaten to give her those crab cakes red hoof red why isn’t he responding to me i want xheese nibs red hanz red red Red Hood please I require sustenance red fhau red gjji red hhood ted joood redb hood red red edds red red edd dedd red red red red red wd red what the fuck what a right bastard sometimes oh hi Badaman

EDIT: His name is “Pyg.” Fucking. Pyg. Points taken off for unoriginality.

decided to have a tumblr version too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#take this and put it on my grave #in remembrance of me

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wipes sweat from my brow as i once again attempt a brand new n 4th char............... i have a lot of muse fr this Bich tho n want joe keery to **** in my ***** so i think? all will b Ok.............. give this a Like n i’ll come to u to Plot!

CISMALE — ever hear people say EZRA MERCER looks a lot like JOE KEERY? I think HE is about 24, so it doesn’t really work. The BUSINESS major is a SENIOR that is from HELL’S KITCHEN, NY. They can be +BLITHE, but they can also be -TACTLESS. I think MERCY might be SHEEP. They are living in BALTA.

ok SO mercy grew up in n never left hell’s kitchen NY fr his entire life until he was abt 20 when he finally came to vermont to go to school

his dad vinny mercer is the right hand man of a rly well known mob boss named lars amaretto.......... so basically when lars jumped vinny said how hi . has literally maimed n killed ppl its Quite a Lot n he was in the gang since he was 14 so literally violence n anger is rly all mercy knows??

when he was 20 lars demanded tht vinny sent mercy to go to school in vermont to widen the parameters of their trade n he wld pay fr everything so vinny was like ya ok idc n off mercy went

their gang mostly runs a gun/weapon trading business, bt they’re also rly well known fr selling ID’s to criminals on the run n do a side job of selling illegal drugs, mainly cocaine, heroin, n meth which mercy is basically in charge of now, the drug part is run only by him in livingstone n his younger brother back home in hell’s kitchen

he stuck w the nickname when he left fr vermont so tht he wldnt forget where he came from n knew wht vinny/lars cld do to him if they ever found tht he tried to get out of the gang etc. n also bc its frankly all he knows which is depressing bt Thts Life!

as punishments whenever deals didn’t go well or mercy fucked up in anyway lars used to leave cigarette burns on him n he still carries on this himself bc frankly he’s paranoid if he doesn’t /:

drinks scotch like it’s water

he’s never touched drugs before tho even weed bc he’s seen the ppl he deals to n frankly it’s Not Pretty

enjoys hookups hates relationships, he’s never actually been in a relationship before

all things considering he’s actually quite humorous but his jokes . never rly land since they never actually make much sense n they’re frankly almost always offensive LKSDGLKNSDGLH

is as straightforward as they come

surprisingly tho a rly gd friend, has stabbed someone in their hand before fr a girl he was friends with in high school even tho he offends his friends more often than not

i can’t write Straights for the life of me so in my head he’s bi bt probs has a preference towards women when hooking up jst bc they’re easier to manipulate which is awful bt . smiles bt it doesn’t reach my eyes

i think thts all i have on him so far................ some PLOT IDEAS:

anyone who knows him from new york?? cld b fun, he was pretty chaotic when his dad wasn’t around So

ppl he deals to mayhaps

fwb’s Fo Sho

past fwb’s tht got tired of his shit LKDSGKLSDG

maybe someone who he ghosted bc he cld tell he was catching feels?? n was like Ew I’m Good Thanks.

enemies.......... feel like he wld have quite a few of those

he also does need a few friends winks

Anything u want!! yeehaw!

#livingintro #abuse tw #drugs tw #alcoholism tw #murder tw #death tw #self harm tw #ok think . thts it??#jeez oh lou #KSDNGLKSDGH #youtuber vc: Smash That Like Button!

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Those Were The Days, A Steven and Joe Story Part 1

Those Were The Days, A Steven and Joe Story

SUMMARY: Before the rehab: Aerosmith have survived their years of drink and drug abuse, but these were the Days when rock'n'roll was ‘still a party’

CHAPTER 1 -

Work Text:

"DUDE" asks Steven Tyler "Have you got any Sudafed?”

He's asking this of his partner Joe Perry. "Of course I don't. I ain't allowed and you especially ain't allowed." But here..you can have that." Joe tosses him jar of a extra strength mentholated aromatherapy balm. It comes with it's own little glass applicator. Tyler scoops a nice portion from the jar and takes a huge whiff. The results are immediate Steven shakes his head, wiping his watery eyes.

"Oh My God, Joe! This stuff is great! Can I keep this?"

Joe just looks at him and grins. "Given your usual "Whats Yours Is Mine and Whats Mine is Mine" method, I am actually flattered that you respected me enough to even ask me."

"Back in the old days, I probably would have swiped this and the complete contents of your medicine cabinet. Just for the hell of it. By the way your program's back on."

Joe had been watching the local MTV style channel on the hotel TV. It's a short puff piece on their band Aerosmith from 20 years previous.....

The narrator intones:

"Steven Tyler. Joe Perry. Popular since the 1970's, they are respected fixtures on the American Rock Scene. However, If you had run into this pair 25 years ago, the drink and the drugs would have been premium-strength, and the ensuing conversation pretty much incomprehensible.

Back then, Tyler and Perry were known as the Toxic Twins, and their band, Aerosmith, transgressed new frontiers in superstar decadence.

In the mid-Seventies, when stadium giants such as the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin were taking two or more years to make an album, Aerosmith became America’s favourite rock 'n’ roll band, by relentlessly forging ahead with a take-no-prisoners approach. There rise to stardom was fueled by a voracious diet of booze, pills, cocaine, heroin and little in the way of food.

Sadly, as the world knows, this consumption took its toll: by the early 80's their records stopped selling and their lives fell apart. One had expected to read any minute of the sad passing of one or all of their members.

Which leads us to the Miracle of Now....

Now, in their fifties, they have transformed themselves into one of the biggest fixtures In Rock & Roll today. Having put their dangerous habits at bay, they now lead sober and enviably luxurious lifestyles that most of us would sold our Souls to have. Yes, the Aerosmith of 2001 are rarities of The 70's: They Are Survivors...."

The mini doc switches to a clip of the bnd in Europe:

"Steven, Joe and the rest of the band are in Munich, Germany where the band are spending a couple of days promoting their energetic new album, Just Push Play. It’s the kind of chore that other artists might resent, but Tyler and Perry, tho jet lagged having just flown in from their home of Boston, Massachusetts seem positively happy to be here."

Joe is watching his video self on screen answer the German interviewers question

'Is being famous the same now as it was when you were younger?'

“Well Frankly doing all the TV talk shows, radio interviews, all that shit, it sucks, man,” says Perry, “but you know there are some joys to it. I get to drive a real German Mercedes Benz racer at full speed on the Autobahn and don't have to worry about getting a ticket.”

The scene switches again to reporting by what must be a Fashion & Entertainment reporter..

"The new album’s cover features a stylized depiction of a female robot, whose skimpy yellow dress billows up a la Marilyn Monroe. It is very enchanting"

"Here are the Twins stepping out of the local TV station after yet another interview. Guitarist Joe Perry is dressed in black, right down to the skiing shades that save him from the harsh glare of the TV lights. His partner, singer Steven Tyler is wearing a white cashmere turtle neck, Gold Satin Bell Bottom trousers, and sporting a fur-trimmed plush Pink Jacket, accessorized with expensive looking gold jewelry and rose-tinted spectacles, which seems appropriate given his youthful "hippy-dippy" attitude.

Joe clearly remembers that particular interview session and wondered at the time 'What the Hell is wrong with Steven?' Joe sees that Steven was clearly finding it hard to concentrate on the questions being asked of him. Which were uncomfortably intrusive at best. Joe sees himself on camera clenching his fist as he waits patiently for Steven to answer the question at hand. "Well, salacious stories, from the band’s past" Steven begins,"just come with the territory when it comes to promotional work.” Joe could see Steven's impatience with the question through his pink glasses, but he doubted that the audience knew what they were witnessing.

Joe watches until the TV piece finishes and is still staring at the TV while it moves to a commercial break. The whole broadcast sets him on a memory train of sorts specifically about a certain night from the past that turned out to be a beginning of sorts. He starts picking at the edges of the label on bottle of tonic water he's drinking ...remembering......

"DUDE!" asks Steven Tyler, in a Harsh whisper

"Have you got any Goodies for me??" Joe can barely hear him let alone see his face.

“DUDE!!” he says a little louder and clearly annoyed.

“No.” Joe looks down remaining quiet with his Hair Covering His Face.. with his guitar hanging from his shoulders. He knows what Steve wants from him. It's just….

He won't give it to him. Steven has an almost uncontrollable craving for Goodies. Joe’s got the same problem, the same craving. And like Steven he's what the world calls those that crave goodies and it's not a nice name. Junkie.

But Steven just looks at Joe and backs off on his request somewhat. Taking him at his word, Joe guesses. Or maybe because, he realizes when he turns his head, that Steven has found a new target for his drug rage. He is yelling at Tom for some deficiency that Steven has found in his playing of the song.

Joe looks away slowly and lights a small joint.

'Here we go again ' he thinks.

“Why can’t you play it the way I said to play it? Are you that Dumb?” Tom looks down and says

“I'll play it right Steven just leave me alone. ..” Joe looks away and finishes the last of his pre-show joint. As he does, he notices that Steven is zeroing in another victim that is stupidly coming closer to the firestorm.

“And you. Brad do you even know what key this song is in?? I thought you went to music school..or did you buy that diploma instead?" Joe is amazed by Steven's intense aura. 'He's really mad tonight.' Joe thinks. He’s Glaring hotly at them both. Joe thinks to himself. "Why does Steven seem to get more beautiful the angrier he gets??' I must be really high."

Steven looks like some kind of demented Archangel. He is wearing a Bright white body hugging jumpsuit with gold threading intermixed with with beaded white tassles on the sleeves that are catching the light even in the darkened backstage area. His dark brown hair, streaked with blonde, is swirling about his shoulders. His Stage Makeup done to a fare thee well. Steven's glam squad do a fabulous job of taking 20 years off of him while NOT making it look like he's trying too hard.

It also serves another purpose: It kind of alters Stevens just enough so you really cannot tell what he is thinking -- whether he is mad, or sad. or even happy. But maybe that's just because Steven is just that good of an actor. Or maybe it's the goodies. Who knows. But Joe can't help but be constantly fascinated by watching Steven.

Well, anyway Joe is ready to go. He is wearing his favorite black leather jacket and chaps with white fringes. As a corresponding "Devil" to Steven's "Angel". But around his neck he is wearing Steven's long white silk scarf, personally tied by the man himself. Joe had said "It's kind of a glaring contrast, don't you think?? Aren't I supposed to be the Devil to your angel?"

Steven had looked at him intensely as he tied it. 'You forget my Beauty that the Devil is just a corrupted Archangel. This scarf says I own this Devil. He is mine to do with as I please.'

Joe comes back to himself and when the backstage manager calls "Five minutes to curtain!" And he hears Steven talking to the other band members in a much calmer tone.

“I'm Sorry, guys. It’s Just - It's just that I like things to be fucking perfect if at all possible. I know you boys want that too. Right?” Tom, Brad, & Joey grudgingly agree, tho they still smarting from Steven's whiplash tongue. They nod their acceptance.

Joe is glad that bit of drama is over. And he starts flexing his muscles to loosen up his shoulders. He closes his eyes when he does this and puts himself in that particular headspace he needs to be in before every good performance. He rolls his head, swirls his shoulders, and pops his pecs.

It does the trick, and now he is all loose limbed and ready to go. He looks relaxed. Til He opens his eyes.

And finds that Steven is Staring at Him with a very odd expression on his face. Joe Can’t Tell What Steven is feeling.

But what is certain is that he's smiling and intensely looking him over, almost like he has never seen him before. Joe is confused.

“What?” Joe says

“Tonight - We are Young! Let’s Set the Stage on Fire!!” Steven says nodding his Head at Joe .

To be continued

#HappyPride;#LGBTQIA;#RPF_Stories;#Steven_Joe;#GayHumor;#BadBehavior;#BadBoyGoneGood

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TL;DR: remember when we thought the forced wedding in 2016 was THE WORST it could possibly get? ahahahaha NO. kudos to harneet for topping that!

his obsession with her ghoongat is both perplexing and hilarious.

so... surbhi had a scene where she bites nakuul, and still SHE'S the one who ended up with bruises??????? HOW? it's so much easier to fucking control your hands and the pressure they exert than with your mouth? I AM CONFUSION *tapping the screen* AMERICA EXBLAINNNNNN

what is this chachi's damage? no really, is there any kinda backstory to this hatred she has for anika ya bas ainvayi????

GAURI I SWEAR TO GOD JUST SLAP HER SHE DESERVES IT

RUN ANIKA FUCKING RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

ohhhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk. [psycho violin screech.mp3]

ok he's scaring me with how still and unblinking he is. he really is.

YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES OK THIS IS THE MOSTTTTTT SHIVAAY HAS SCARED ME AFTER THE ORIGINAL FORCED WEDDING

he has gauri's number on speed dial? jijuuuuuu moves faaaaast.

"satyanaaaaaash. pehle toh badi gayab thi, ab toh choti bhi bhaag gayi."

lmaoooo this chachi is so OTT.

dang my chest realllllly hurts for anika. it really really hurts.

oh no. trigger word. “priyanka”.

he's lost it. he's beyond alllllllllll reason now.

lmao that was a short af rikshaw ride. kuch toh transition shots dikhaate.

GOD ANIKA JUST LET HIM TELL HER. LIKE... YOU CAN AT LEAST EXPLAIN TO HER. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WAY BACK FROM THIS WITH HER. IT'S NOT FUCKING WORTH MARRYING THIS CRAZYASS FUCKER FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... is gauri blind/deaf? can she not see/hear literally the only two human beings within a 3 mile radius STRUGGLING AND YELLING AT EACH OTHER?

yeah he's compleeeeeeeeeeetely off his rocker.

no literally, shivaay and anika are straight up looking at her, he's even yelling her name, and gauri can't see/hear them??????

TUM DONO KE IS BAKCHODI MEIN MERI GAURI KA HEART FAIL HO RAHA HAI CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKING PICK UP THE PHONE AND TELL HER THAT HER SISTER IS ALIVE AND WELL

OK NOT WELL. BUT ALIVE.

ok i really realllllllllly REALLLLLLY hate this garbage. what the everloving fuck???? could they possible degrade the female character more?

THIS FUCKING PANDIT. HE SHOULD BE JAILED.

... she heard the mandir ki ghanti ring ONCE, and she knows it's a shaadi??????????? like.... ?????? what kinda ESP (extra sanskaari powers) do tellywood heroines these days have??????

UM GAURI, MOVE FASTER. PLS.

yeah if the groom has THIS look on his face, like he's on bath salts; maybe reschedule your shaadi.

GAURI WTFFFFFFFFFFF JUST GO LOOOK OMGGGGGGGGGGG

hero apna on bath salts + cocaine + x, toh heroine apni is on weed.

FUCKING DO NOT PLAY MANGALAM BHAGWAN VISHNU. DO NOT. PLEASE. I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER IT FROM THE ORIGINAL WEDDING IN 2016. + RUMYA'S WEDDING. I'VE HEARD THAT ONE LINE REPEATED SO MUCH I NEVER WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN.

omfggggg the way he's YANKING at her.

AND THIS PANDIT HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOO ISSUES? NONEEEEEEEE WHATSOEVER. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE AS MUCH AS SHIVAAY DOES.

dude pls blink. you're scaring me. you really are.

..... THIS IS... LIKE ... HE'S LITERALLY DOING THIS WITH AN UNCONSCIOUS PERSON. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?????

gauri you beautiful idiot. i can't even with you rn.

SEEMS LIKE THE TRIVEDI SISTERS WERE GIVEN STUPIDITY GENES IN SPAAAAADES IN THIS UNIVERSE.

THE PANDIT IS SMILING. HE'S SMILING. TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT GET INTO THE FUCKING SCREEN RIGHT THIS MINUTE AND MURDER HIM.

... so the mandir just has a supply of mangalsutras for situations like these? cool. cool cool cool cool cool cool.

YAAAAAAAS GAURI RAISING HELL IN OBEROI MANSION. FUCKING BURN IT DOWN MY LITTLE BIRD.

lmao gauri's like FUCK MY CRUSH ON THIS DUDE AND THE EYE SEX WE HAD THAT DAY, IMMA FUCKING YELL IN HIS FACE RE: HIS BROTHER AND RICH PEOPLE FUCKERY.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaa buddy boy. yeah you're hot and all, but it's waaaaaaaay too early for you to get all “nice guy” handsy with her like this. keep your ameeron waale paws to yourself.

ohohohoh he scored her digits tho. smooth, omkara! smooooooooth.

UGH NO GO BACK TO OM AND GAURI; THESE TWO MAKE MY STOMACH HURT FROM SAD AND ANGRY

um fuck that's the tightest fucking mangalsutra ever? is he trying to strangle her to death with it?

YEAH DON'T TRY TO ROMANTICIZE THIS SHIT BY HAVING HIM SLOW DOWN AND GENTLE HIS MOVEMENTS AT THE SINDOOR AND LOOK AT HER ALL DEEP RN. YOU'VE MADE HIM A FUCKING BRUTE ALL THIS WHILE, KEEP THAT VICIOUS CONSISTENCY GOING. BLOODY BEECH MEIN PANDERING TO THE FUCKING FANGIRLS ALSO.

oh yeah totally the faces of two people in a healthy sampannn vivaah.

oh she's waking up from her catatonic state. yiiiiiikes.

the varmalas are the FIRST part of the wedding, you dumbass pandit. they have LITERALLY no meaning if allllllll these rituals are over. they literally just put this part in to have HER do something and him to reject it. it's bogus and bullshit.

OMFG THIS FUCKING PANDIT. BADE AAYE “ZYAADA HAI!” TOH YEH ZABARDASTI KI MANHOOS SHAADI KYA PUNYA KE LIYE KARWAAYA TUNEY???????? FUCKING FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE I....

more sign language that... man idk wtf you're trying to... just use your speaking words.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ANIKA YOU IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OF A WOMAN OH GOD WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKK WOULD YOU WANNA GO WITH HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOD HELP ME I CANNOT GET OVER HOW FUCKING DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SHE ISSSSSSSSSSS

OHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK, THAT'S WHY HE PAID THE PANDIT SO MUCH. SHIVAAY YOU FUCKING....

please don't tell me this dumb bitch is gonna use bhagwaan as sakshi and gawaah.

oh no the pandit's still there.

girl i can't believe you're putting your faith in this fucking pandit who fucking conducted this wedding while you were clearly not consenting and were half-dead through all the ceremony.

pandit you motherfucking coward tujhe toh gauri gundi dekh legi. AND I WILL JOIN HER IN BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU YOU SPINELESS TURD!!!!!

OMFG SHE DID THE BHAGWAAN AS GAWAAH THING. JFC I REALLY CANNNOTTTTTTTTTT WITH THIS ANIKA.

literally my face at her bs too. lol good luck PROVING that, you stupid twit.

OMFG MOVED ON FROM BHAGWAAN TO AGNI AS SAKSHI. THIS GIRL IS...

yeah this episode is gonna get lottttttttttttttttt of trp aunty approval. definitelyyyyy.

ARDHANGINI. JANAM JANAM KA SAATH. OMFGGGGGG I CAN'T EVENNNNNN.

anika please stop talking lord above this is painful.

OH FUCK HE'S GONNA BREAK IT. HE'S GONNA BREAK IT???????/

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HE BROKEEEEEE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOTHERFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

... SHE'S GONNA PICK UP THOSE FUCKING BEADS? ARE YOU... ARE YOU FUCKING....

THIS IS LITERALLY ME RN. #BIGFUCKINGMOOD

IT'S OFFICIAL: NO FUCKING TELLYWOOD HEROINE I'VE EVER WATCHED HAS BEEN THIS LVL OF DHEENT AND DUMBASS EVER. THIS IS THE WORST DEPTHS I’VE EVER SEEN A FEMALE LEAD SINK TO I THINK.

lmaoooooooooo now she's giving him vaasta of his fucking dil. yeah coz this man here seems like a real big dilwaala. HIS CHHEDH WAALA DIL WILL BE JUST FINE, DON'T YOU WORRY SIS. HE’S GONNA GO HOME AFTER THIS AND SLEEP THE BEST SLEEP OF HIS DAMN LIFE.

no literally anika, what did you think this was? like did you really think you'd go back home with him and be like lalalala happy happy with him?????

god shivaay you... you.... YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE MURDERED YOU TOO WHEN SHE MURDERED YOUR DAD YOU DIRTY SON OF A

... how and WHY would she be known as a rakhail though? I STILLLLLLLL DON'T GET IT. she'll say she's married to you, you'll say she isn't. WHERE DOES THE RAKHAIL BIT COME IN HERE???????? I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

oh thank god omkara is taking things up there and yelling at shivaay. thank god they retained that aspect of his.

meanwhile here this idiot chick is just spouting off her mouth about being married to shivaay. goddddddddddddddddd WHY? JUST... WHY??????

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