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toomuchbloodinmyalcoholsystem · 8 months

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How the HELL

did I miss these idiots EATING Mustakrakish at the end of Dethtroll?? Literally never noticed until my most recent watch-through, which has to be like the third or fourth time I've seen it at least.

Talk about blink-and-you'll-miss-it.

#Murderface has a whole-ass finger he's chomping on #meanwhile Toki is just #not moving at all #you good dude?#i wonder how barbeque Finnish troll tastes...#metalocalypse #dethklok #dethtroll #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #william murderface #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #mustakrakish #gifs #my gifs

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jerichoes · 1 year

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according to my most popular posts (on the mobile app) people horny for bojan managed to unseat at least some of the people horny for käärijä (on my blog)

#the kesärauha gifset is firmly planted lmao #not moving at all

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riacte · 9 months

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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wasabi-gumdrop · 5 months

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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fairydrowning · 2 months

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– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

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froody · 3 months

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every month someone makes a post like “wow, I can’t believe there are gay rednecks. can’t believe there are gay people living in the rural Midwest or Deep South.” kill the classist in your brain

#I will admit there is a homosexual tendency to move to a large city upon maturation #in search of community and understanding no doubt #but not all of us

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mausolealdrift · 11 months

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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff #but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me #its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university #but some ppl dont even get that chance #maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick #but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw #📼

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mcapriglione-art · 1 year

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what do you want!!!!!!!!

#great #thanks #cat #comic #cats #my art #she's literally been screaming at me all day #and im cleaning so im moving about the house and she's just following me going MEOW ME WO M WOWM ME WO MEOW #and ill pet her and give her treats and shes like mewo mwow meow meow meow

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lonepower · 2 months

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yes i Am paying real money to make you all look at our new dog. we've had her for 3 hours and if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself. her name is Tater Tot

#dogs #🥔#we think she's somewhere in the 2-5 range but everyone gave us a different answer #they said aussie/pomeranian but i (self-proclaimed world champion of dog identification) am 99.998% certain she is aussie and great pyr #the shape of her tail and the way she moves but also oh my god. SO much hair. this is 80% hair and 20% animal #also she is very calm & gentle but every time one of us leaves the room she'll get up to observe where we go #she isn't distressed at all she's just keeping tabs on us which as i understand it is Peak pyr behavior #anyway she is 100% goodest girl and i wuv her 😭#chi's adventures in pet ownership

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chappellrroan · 5 months

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we as a society moved on from this photoshoot too quick

#you're telling me she gave all of us lesbian vampires and everyone just moved on????? doesn't sound right not to me #chappell roan #lesbian #vampire

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aceart-jpg · 4 months

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Farcille's Moving Castle

Complete series!

#farcille #falin x marcille #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #howls moving castle #ghibli redraw #farcille's Moving Castle #i hope you all like it #i love lesbians

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taffybuns · 1 year

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and i love you, love you, love you, love you

#adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #casper and nova #cheers #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time spoilers #fac spoilers #at spoilers #i finished this like 2 hrs after it dropped but scheduling for courtesy u dont knoiw how insane i feel rn #fnally..petrigrof love and moving on #after all these years..#soupdraws

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sergle · 2 months

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ALSO IMPORTANT TO NOTE, people dropping mad mad sums of money on gfms and charities and stuff are extremely impressive but that DOES NOT MEAN that putting like $5 towards someone's fund or any good cause is any less valuable, a lot of crowdfunding is about momentum and those single digits add up super fast, you do not need to be Rolling In The Dough to make someone's day!! moving the dial at all is extremely positive!!

#what is ACTUAL POISON to crowdfunding is The Full Stop. when it just runs cold. at that point a single dollar coming in feels like #pushing the wheels out of the mud. all you need is movement. as long as it keeps moving.#this applies to gofundmes this applies to large organizations this applies to people asking for grocery money #moving the needle even just the slightest bit!! is huge!!#take it from someone who gets excited about $1 patrons #sergle.txt #people used to attach Apology messages to their $5 when I was raising money for my breast reduction #as if they should be doing more. but they were already doing so much and I was elated to just see a new donation Of Any Amount #ANY donation is extremely exciting to the person or people actually receiving it!!!!

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hattersarts · 1 year

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im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years #and literally not make a move #PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much #but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour #thank u for coming to my ted talk #high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two

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1eos · 1 year

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blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25

#all u moved out at 20 bitches dni #im happy for u but u dont get it leave me alone

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mini-minish · 7 months

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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

#inspired on that scene from howls moving castle #ode to all of u who had a crush on him when ur were like 12 #zuko #lee from the teashop #if i hid a sokka there what r u gonna do abt it #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko atla #atla zuko #theres also mai and those two girls u know the ones #cont of that last post perhaps???#he is a bi disaster to me #i actually hate the colors green is so hard to coordinate wtf #dood

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