#not only it sucks bc I don't wanna be in the store all day that much but now i also have to use double gas for the travel .....

[zaggyzoo]

the way i already know 2024 is gonna kick my ass

[gentlethorns]

fuck dude i have got to find a job where i can be self-employed and creative. i cannot be in fucking retail hell anymore

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (9) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n reunions galore!

masterlist | last part | part 9 | next part

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chrisyamada was on stage w/ the aussies again 🎸 tagged: emptybottles_official

lukaszhang don't come for my job man ↳ chrisyamada @lukaszhang i can't handle lina for extended periods of time dw about your job security

ceciliapham THEY DID THIS FOR ME AND ME ONLY 😭😭😭

piastri_lina now if i didn't know any better, i'd think this was a soft-launch... ↳ piastri_lina @piastri_lina know ur place christopher yamada

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Race week recharge 🔋

pi4str1 convinced that if oscar was to open an oscar.jpg account it would just be all lina

selinabui ur so hot do u have a gf ↳ oscarpiastri @ selinabui yeah sorry 🫤

piastri_lina boyfie looking boyfie, wifey looking wifey, what is a girl to do 😭😭😭

logansargeant ask her if we can talk again ↳ selinabui @ logansargeant U TOOK ME SERIOUSLY??? IS THIS WHY I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM U???

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↳ pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 2h wait i asked a lina question OH MY GOD PLS PLS PLS CHOOSE THE LINA QUESTION ↳ Williams Racing @ WilliamsRacing · 2h Find out when the episode drops 😉 ↳ jess @OPIXSTRI · 1h OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE ↳ Williams Racing @ WilliamsRacing · 1h Don't die just yet

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selinabui Shenzhen, China

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selinabui my own kinda home race? tagged: eb_jonno

eb_jonno *OUR* home town performance ↳ selinabui @eb_jonno my bad bro why did u think i tagged u

oscarpiastri How do you still suck at bowling? ↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri wdym i won ↳ cameliazzz @ selinabui no you didn't???

pi4str1 same top as the one in oscar's post? ↳ marie_h.sb @pi4str1 pls they think they're so subtle 😭

linasgirl4 SINCE WHEN SELINA. SINCE WHENNNNN ↳ linasgirl4 @linasgirl4 i'm going fucking feral i need to know how long they've been together for my mental health ↳ emptybottlos @linasgirl4 calm the fuck down it's not that serious

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from the phone of selina bui

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↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 1d dude are u kidding me? ↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 4h she still got that :] energy 🥹

camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 21h I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW JONATHAN SU AND SELINA BUI LIVE IN THE FLESH AT THE SHENZHEN FENDI POP-UP ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 21h i'm not alive i have ascended to a higher plane

president linami @ linaminami · 16h try not to say mother challenge failed. she looks so good wtf

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emptybottlesbar Jonny and Lina at the Shenzhen FENDI pop-up store. Did you manage to catch them? tagged: emptybottles_official, selinabui and eb_jonno

selinabui wtf are we pokemon or smth??

eb_jonno was i not photogenic enough, i'll work on it ↳ emptybottlesbar @eb_jonno You were very handsome 💚 ↳ eb_jonno @emptybottlesbar well that's a very nice way of saying i look bad in photos

2cami4lina I DID CATCH THEM AND IT WAS SPECTACULAR

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lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h oh ttpd, oh how 2021 lina coded it you are ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h i need a lina x i can do it with a broken heart edit STAT

emme @flowersforcami · 42m oomf said i can fix him (no really i can) is super lina in her tommy era coded and i can't unhear it now

↳ kay ♡ @ blackcatluna · 1h @urdaisea baby girl this is for you 😭 ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 44m HOW ARE THEY SO QUICK OH MY GOD IT'S HEARTBREAKING

oscalina real ?! @emptyginbottles · 33m it's only been like a day since it dropped but i've already been blessed with a so high school oscalina edit the lord is good 🙏 ↳ jackpot ☆ @slayridgo · 30m i wanna be on ur fyp bc i've gotten two 'you look like taylor swift' edits of olivia and lina and it's been depressing

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h lina's stories perfectly encapsulates my april 19 experience, she's the chairman of the swiftie f1 girlie department ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 2h side note she used one of those oscar gifs from f2 and it's so endearing

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selinabui just posted to their story

trans: brother yu (she uses the fish 'yu' and not zhou guanyu's actual 'yu', again, it's a pun) is awesome!

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification @cherry-piee @urfavsgf

[konekoling]

Hi hello since the states are gonna get blasted with cold soon I figured I'd shave some Helpful Cold Survival Advice I've absorbed as someone who lives in an area that hits -50C/-58F temperatures periodically

-Starting with a somewhat obvious one, but HOLY SHIT DO NOT BRING BARBECUES, GENERATORS, OR ANY OTHER FORM OF OUTDOOR HEAT SOURCE INSIDE FOR WARMTH. CO poisoning WILL kill you if you don't accidentally start a fire in the process.

-If you wanna stay in your car and turn the heat up for warmth DO NOT do it in the garage. Again. CO poisoning.

-You can turn up your stove/ oven and crack the oven door open in an emergency if you have zero other heat sources available, but only if its electric (Gas stoves will generate carbon mono...yeah you get it already), and even then its going to be much less energy efficient than a normal space heater, and you're gonna want to stay nearby while it's on to make sure you don't start a fire.

-Don't plug a space heater into a power bar or extention cord unless you're 100% sure it has a high quality cord. They need an absurd amount of power to run, and most extention cords in particular aren't insulated enough to handle those levels of power without becoming a fire hazard. And for the love of God, don't run multiple heaters on one power bar.

-Candles don't actually do much to generate heat unless you're ina very small area, but they ARE an excellent light source should power go out

- tragically, the best way to keep warm in the absence of home heating is through boring ol layering, especially on your feet and head. Avoid jeans, as they're somehow terrible at heat retention despite how thick they are, and throw on a pair of long underwear/leggings if you have some. Also feel free to pile as many blankets as you own on top of yourself, you deserve it.

-Youre gonna want to stay well fed, too. Keeping your body temperature up in the cold is pretty calorically demanding, AND the digestive process tends to heat your body up as well. Its a win/win.

-Also unfortunate: another excellent way to stay warm is through your enemy and mine, physical activity. Every half hour or so, pace around your living space to get the ol blood pumping a bit.

-If you get wet outside while it's substantially cold out, get inside as soon as possible bc that WILL suck the heat from your body. This goes for sweat too, so layer responsibly if you're out shoveling

-Electric blankets are a scam, don't buy them.

-heating pads and heated mattress covers are less of a scam, but don't fall asleep with them on bc once again, fire hazard.

-If you have any faucets in your house that don't see a lot of use/you live somewhere that doesn't usually see cold weather, keep all your faucets on just a bit so your pipes don't freeze and/or explode. This WILL cost thousands of dollars to fix.

-Likewise, if you're traveling for the holidays see if you can have someone come by to turn the faucets on every day or two so you don't come home to find your house sunk into the ground

-ALSO if you're traveling and think "hm, I think I'll turn off the heat while I'm out to save some money that is the devil speaking, do NOT listen. (Heating helps keep the pipes warm and unfrozen)

-Fill your bathtub up with water and/or stock up on bottled water if you're gonna be getting unusually cold temperatures in case your pipes DO freeze, since you're probably not gonna want to hit up the store should this occur

-Stay off the roads if you can help it. Turbocold weather makes cars periodically fail to start, and also the second snow touches the ground people somehow forget how to drive.

-IMO If it's below -38C before windchill, you have a substantial commute, and you have any PTO/can afford to miss a shift at work, don't bother going in. Just lie and say your car wouldn't start.

-If you absolutely need to go to work/go out for whatever reason, take public transit if possible. If thats not possible, keep some blankets, food, candles, and a lighter in your car in case the battery dies on the road so you can stay toasty and Alive until help arrives.

Probably gonna add more as I remember it, but thems the basics! Stay warm!

[angelpuns]

Ranting anon is actually v interested in ur new au- so they are gonna make a lil list of questions-

Do any of the dudes have a specific thing abt their design that's special to them and like actually has a lil meaning

Does splinter particularly dislike anything about each of them

How often do you think they'd go out together

Do any of them have specially unhealthy and noticeable habits

Who's the quietest and loudest

Who spends the most time alone or with others

Who do u think is more willing to go out in public

Do any of them have a specific interest they can't seem to shake

Fav water brands (bc there is a difference! Nirvana and Aquafina SUCK!!!)

that's all for now :3 have a good day, drink some water, treat urself, don't forget to go outside every once in awhile <3 <3 (I am not rereading this so sorry for any mistakes, brain is still taking a vacation)

HOHOHOOO IM GLAD YOURE EXCITED CAUSE IM V V EXCITEDD

I'll go one by one for the first one ( they don't have super special meanings or anything, just things they like )

Leo ofc has his stars! He just really likes space and the star motif is super cute!! He also has his scarf, its just got all their colors on it - he sewed on the little bits himself.

Mikey likes to make bracelets and has a MASSIVE collection, so he's always wearing em.

DONNIE HAS A TOOLBELT!!! It holds all his stuffs!

Raph has his ripped pants - which he wears exclusively to spite Leo. Also has some dogtags that he found on the ground and decided he was gonna keep forever ( for funsies )

I think Splinter probably thinks that Leo is too...irresponsible? He expects a certain degree of responsibility that Leo doesn't really hit. He also is transphobic :)

For Mikey he definitely seems to blame him for things that aren't his fault. On the other hand, Mikey is also very messy, hates doing chores and Splinter can't stand that.

Same sort of thing for Donnie, but much less so. Excuses it away with compliments and stuff. He is the favorite child after all.

For Raph its like he doesn't even know he exists. He barely talks to Raph or really??? Worries about him?? He's just overlooked due to being the same age as Donnie ig

They go out together all the time! They usually end up arguing, but its always a lot of fun! Sometimes Raph n Donnie stay at home, but almost always its all four of em. Raph and Mikey also go out on their own ( separately ) a lot.

Uhhhhhhh I am actually gonna hold off on answering that cause I have a comic I wanna make about one of Leo's habits ( tee he its just one of my habits but anyway ).

Raph chews on his mask tails. Not really unhealthy but def noticeable. Mikey chews his nails like so so bad. I'll add more when I think of em :)

Quietist is Donnie for sure, Raph is the loudest. Mikey is the second loudest. Leo can be loud if he needs to.

Leo spends the most time alone, he doesn't really have much going on as far as a social life. Raph has a lot of friends and that's usually who he's hanging out when he's out.

Raph is the most likely to go out in public. Sometimes its to spite Leo and sometimes he just wants to go hang out in the city. Occasionally he'll drag Mikey out with him.

Leo has been into space since he was a kid and he hasn't been able to shake it since, Mikey n Raph ofc have their art. Donnie has his tech. The last three are more like just huge aspects of their personalities at this point. Mikey has been watching Project Runway nonstop for like 2 years ( Leo got him into it )

I don't know any water brands- Raph and Mikey are the only two that actually drink water and I think they drink a store brand? Leo drinks tap water :) Donnie is eternally dehydrated

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS I AM HAVING A BALL!!!

I feel a LITTLE bad posting about them so much when Kid Leo isn't over but its my coping mechanism <3333

Enjoy my rambles haha

[raspberryfawngirlblog]

10.5.23

all I wanna do is dance!!! hi i cried three times today in my film class because the movie was sad and then my bible verse of the day app told me to "rejoice in hope, be patient in tribulation, [and to] be constant in prayer." (romans 12:12 I think?) so.... I got off of my lazy ass and starting rejoicing and then i became PRODUCTIVE!!!!!!! okkkk so I taught my boyfriend to play the game of life during lunch, i gossiped in 6th period and then I applied to college 4 hours during rehearsal when bored. I also have an interview for a rly good college tmrw so somebody remind me to do good on it. I planned a date with my bf and we are gonna make strawberry shortcake for his family!!! I am super excited because I luv strawbs and I rly rly want his family to like me. he says they love me but I find them super hard to read and he has heavy bias (not like I don't). I also tried the new pumpkin decadent bars they have at publix and omg they taste gross on the first bite and it just gets better n better. when my dad picked me up from school we had to go to my work (grocery) and my coworker (one I've only seen and have never spoken to...grocery stores are big ok...) was flirting with me about how he hasn't seen me around lately??????? he looks like the boy from american beauty which is cool ig but it was gross bc i have a bf i am very much in love with. also i am not proofreading before i post this so i apologize if it sucks. lmk.

that's a photo of the american beauty teen characters for ref if you haven't seen it. it's my fave movie of all time tho so you should watch it anyways

xxx - love ya

[elliekillsu]

hi! so im 14, and so is my gf (im trans male, shes a trans girl). i have literally searched like a million things for trans girl experiences and ur blog came up so i was wondering how do i make her feel better abt herself? because recently she posted about not feeling femme enough and stuff and she keepssending rlly sad messages then being like "oh i was js dysphoric ignore me" or wtv.

i want to make her happy but idk how bc ive never liked being a girl (obv) so idk what to say to make her feel more like the girl she is. she is post social transition, only my parents, her parents, and our best friend know, so she isnt able to go oout in things w/o feeling insecure and stuff

i let her wear some of my old clothes (dresses and skirts and crop tops and stuff) but idk how much its rlly doing for her

sry if this was long u dont have to answer lol

have a good day/night! <33

Hii! I'm always happy to help someone out, I wanna start with like the 'bad news' just to get it out of the way, you've both found out you're trans around the same time I did which is great I'm proud of you both, but that being said you're both young, I know it's said a lot and it sucks to hear but you have so much time left, I found out about my own identity pre covid and didn't start presenting until end of 2022, and didn't fully socially transition with my family until last year, my point being it is a long stressful journey and it may take time and it will be hard but it's absolutely nothing compared to how long you'll live as yourself. Now I don't know any way to make her feel less dysphoric overall, its something we're stuck with but the obvious can help, routine shaving even just facially really works well, but I would definitely say maybe try do her makeup for her, teach her how or even just buy/give her some stuff to use if she hasn't been trying that already, even a few moments for the first time can help so much. If you can afford it trying out thrift stores or charity shops to find a low cost variety of clothing for her to keep away for herself.

There's no necessarily perfect way to fix dysphoria forever, god knows I still suffer but here i sit titless, unshaven and built and I'm still the happiest I've been in years, it does get better, you hear it over and over it loses its meaning but it will get better I can promise you both that, if I could see myself now when I was your age I would be so fucking happy and I still cant believe any of this is happening, I can promise she'll have the best days of her life but also the worst, its a long journey she's just begun, she isn't alone as long as you're there, along with me and every other one of our siblings. We are all one and we love you <3

I hope this has helped even a little

[birrrrddddddyyy]

So I got a job at a local grocery store. Today was my first day and I already low key regret it. Not because the work is hard or I don't like ppl, but bc it's already sucking for my health.

I was so high strung, overstimulated and overwhelmed when I clocked out. I felt like I was gonna faint the whole last hour.

Then I got home and had two really intense seizures and then literally collapsed in my bed room.

I really wanna work. I want some kind of income- especially through the holidays. But I already don't think it's sustainable. Especially the amount of hours I'll be working.

(It's great hours with great pay!! I shouldn't be complaining!!)

I'm also scared that I'm gonna end up fainting or having a seizure at work. That'd be completely humiliating. Not to mention all the bs and papers it'd involve.

I dunno. I feel terrible about already having so many doubts and problems health wise. I feel like a failure and I've only just begun trying to work again.

[marcholasmoth]

OSRR: 3228

i live in the path of the smoke cloud from the canadian wildfires. you know the atmosphere is struggling when the sunlight filters down and it's orange.

it breaks my heart. i wish there were something i could do that would make a difference. the world is hurting and people are suffering. i just wanna help.

also today, my knees gave out on me while at the grocery store. not sure why, but they've hurt ever since. then my ankle started hurting, and then my back. so much so that my shoulder hasn't been bothering me. the "can only feel one pain at a time" thing is pretty true.

i took a nap after getting back from the store with my mom. i went to lie down because i kept sitting funny so my knees were angry, so i figured if i were completely horizontal it wouldn't hurt so bad. i was both right and wrong. when i woke up, they still hurt.

the entire day can be easily characterized as a pain day. yknow, those days when there's too much ow in your you to keep going, to walk to the fridge, to sit up, or to keep your legs down when sitting?

sucks. sucks ass.

joel sent me a picture of a puppy today! not sure why but it's so goddamn cute that it kind of made up for being in pain for so long. today's a day when a joel hug or joel cuddles would've been the best option. alas.

anyway i just read seven chapters of a story instead of watching more lok because i didn't wanna set up my ipad. my headphones don't go to my phone bc it's the wrong kind of connection. rip.

but now it's bedtime. i got my laundry started and there's a load in the dryer but also i need to clean my room tomorrow. i need to get this shit out of here and all put away and some of it gotten rid of so i can function and prepare for the rest of the week.

rip me.

ow.

[katamarei]

not to be hyperbolic but work is literally ruining my life lol

semirelated: my one (1) coworker today was like "I'm trying to plan how we can get done before 3 but I don't know how exactly" well idk maybe you could actually fucking help me with arguably the hardest/most unpleasant part of the job ESPECIALLY since you're literally twice as fast at doing it as I am???? just a fucking thought

[wetpapert0wel]

lmao

[solomons-cooking]

How the Brothers react when GN!MC has their period.

TW: blood, period talk

I’m on mine rn, thats it. I also have a strange craving for Belphie cuddles

Lucifer:

When you tell him “Eh?”

Has no idea what to do.

Lets you skip school for one day when the pain gets too much

Used to Mammon faking being sick, so is skeptical of how much it really hurts

Doesn’t really know how to approach you

Will buy you whatever you need from the store, no questions asked

Expect a text like “Left or Right”? Idk hes kinda dumb sometimes

Kinda relies on his brothers to take care of the situation

Will aid in cooking for you, but only breakfast idk

Mammon:

When you tell him “HUH?”

Literally looks you up and down in horror

Doesn’t believe you bc he can’t see your “wound”

You explain to him WHY it happens

He gets all flustered and just looks away from you

*nervous sweats*

“Well uh, if ya need anything MC, just lemme know!”

Very sweet

Checks up on you, but only when it's convenient for him

If youre with Asmo, Mammon tags along. he also wants to be pampered

Leviathan:

Literally says “ew”

Already knows about the process, idk don't ask me why

Maybe he knows from hentai? idk guy is a google freak

Offers for you to play video games with him

Makes sure you're comfy

Will literally pause his videogame/get to a safe spot to get you anything

Feels really bad for you tbh

Orders food from Hell's Kitchen, whatever you want!

Satan:

Has no idea what a period is

Listens to your explanation and continues to do research.

Reads a little too into it

“I’m sorry your uterus is trying to kill your womb”

^ He also announces stuff like that in front of people, kinda cringe

Buys/tries everything he reads to make sure your time is as painless as possible

This includes potions and spells that he hasn’t tried before, but is confident they’ll work

Insists you stay in his bed, so he can keep an eye on you

Basically wants to play nurse, but kinda sucks

Cooks for you

Asmo:

As soon as he hears this, he starts preparing

Already has tampons/pads for you, no need to ask

He knows you want a bath, no need to ask it's already drawn up

He sees your skin start to break out, doesn't say anything but offers to do face masks

Massages? Whenever you ask! He again, will still offer

Imported chocolates, the finest wine, expensive facials (if you like those things)

Avoids going out, would rather stay in with you

He really likes to take care of you, he secretly likes that you're on your period

Plays with your hair and does hair styles for you

Ugshsdashd he’s just too cute okay

I wish I had Asmo in my life

Beel:

When you explain it, his face omg gets so red

“Uh… so.. Youre okay though right? Like...this is normal?”

Beel you sweet boy

He sees you have trouble walking sometimes (youre hurled over in pain against a wall), he just picks you up so you dont have to walk

He carries you EVERYWHERE. He loves it too.

Cravings? Beel has them too. Probably the same ones.

Literally is your Barbatoes for the time being. Will do ANYTHING so his human isnt in pain

Too nervous to buy you sanitary supplies (tamps, pads..)

Belphie:

He’s smart when it comes to humans, he knows what you're talking about

Asks if you have everything you need, will order from Akuzon if you dont (or will get Doordash/instacart )

Cuddles when you want to be touched

Naps literally all the time, youre tired and you just wanna nap at 7pm

Can tell when youre in pain. When you guys cuddle, he makes his hands warm with magic and puts them over where the pain is, so it lessens it

Did you read that? SPOONING BUT WITH HOT HANDS WEWFIOJGW

I want that

Man also has the best medicine cabinet in the Devildom, so you are set for medical supplies

Dope music playlist

You also get Beel

[ares-would-be-proud]

Anon said Is it alright to request some head cannons-nsfw preferably for Reiner being in love with his precious step-sister? Like he has to take care of her so no one hurts her, and who better to take care of her then himself?

Reiner thinking he's the only man good enough for you, his precious step-sister.

{ Reiner x fem!reader | tw:stepcest, tw:possessiveness, tw:overprotective, tw:overstimulation | smut, forbidden love | modern }

{ "Mars and Venus, Allegory of Peace" 1770 by Louis-Jean-François Lagrenée 1724 - 1805 } (ha! Get it? Bc they're also siblings)

Sees it as his own job to protect and dot on you, not letting you go somewhere alone without him by your side, keeping an arm around you at all times.

Dotting in the way he never forgets your favourite snacks each time he goes to the store, takes over cooking duty when your dad and his mom go out, makes sure you're sleeping and eating well.

Being skeptical of your friends, and making his own friends get on edge if their eyes happen to stare at you for a bit too long for his liking.

Bertolt never meets your eyes because of that, even Annie just glues her eyes to her phone whenever you walk in the room.

Will literally intimidate people from even thinking of approaching you by his presence alone, you could safely walk anywhere anytime with him by your side.

And yet, with you he melts at every flutter of your eyelashes and twirl. Becoming putty in your hands with every soft touch and small peak you give his cheek.

His brain almost stops each time you smile.

And while to everyone else it seems like he's just an overprotective big brother, behind closed doors it's another story.

His hand trailing up your thighs under the dinner table while his mom tells you about her day.

His lips kissing down your neck whenever you wear that low-cut top, hands going under the fabric and tugging down your bra till your breasts spill over them.

Turning a deaf ear to your protest's about being late to your friend's house, his attention solely on sucking marks down your chest before taking a nipple between his lips and sucking while flickering the other.

By the end of it, you had to change into a long neck shirt from the amount of hickies and marks he took his sweet time leaving behind.

Is the type to take you with him places, his own personal cheerleader.

Loves making you call him big brother, even if you weren't younger he'd still demand it.

I say "demand" but in reality he's just pouting with puppy eyes.

Since your dad married his mom, he was smitten the day he saw you at the wedding.

Oh and he will literally buy you anything if you play your cards right, even if he goes broke.

Really easy to manipulate if you're willing to play the role of the cheering sweet little sister, his heart easily swaying with the sway of your short skirt, throat going dry at your honey filled voice calling him the best big brother.

Really really wants to take care of you.

Like really, will find excuses to let him take care of you and do stuff for you.

Although nothing comes without a price…

Let's just say what's normal sex for him is overstimulation for the normal person, he has insane stamina

And his cooing for you that you can give him another orgasm, just one more.

You both could be sitting on the couch, watching a movie you've been wanting to watch for a while, and he will pop a boner because the way you giggled at a scene was really adorable-

Even while knowing that his mom was just a room away—fixing both of you some dinner in the kitchen—it didn't stop your step brother from trailing his big hands up your legs, squeezing the plump of your thighs before pulling at the hem of your shorts, an intense stare in his eyes.

"Come here" he says while patting his thighs, "really missed you baby, wanna feel you against me." 

Coaxing you into giving in, not wait for a reply before letting his hands do all the work to sit you on his lap. Burying his face in your neck as his hot breath tickles your skin, almost whining about how tiring today was while his hands rub circles on your back.

You don't miss the curving of his lips when he asks if you could kiss it better for him, make your big brother feel better.

His hands start trailing up and down your back instead, feeling the softness of your shirt, the curve of your ass, circling around your waist before going up again, adding just enough pressure to loosen any tense muscle you might have.

You try not to give in despite his coaxing, mouth in a frown as you stare at the remote still clutched in your hand, the sound of the movie you were watching still playing in the background almost mocking you.

"Reiner can't this wa-" you try to brush him off but the rocking of his knee between your legs shuts you up, making your grind back against them to get more friction as you press your thighs together.

Eyes glossy as your brain gets clouded by the pleasure, your older brother bouncing you on his leg till your toes curl and mewls escape your lips. 

You hear him shushing you, murmuring how your step mom might hear you, only to grind against your dampening shorts faster.

The knot in your stomach gets tighter and tighter as you get closer to the edge, biting down on his shoulder to muffle your moans, your own hips pushing back against him.

His arms get a firm hold of your hips, stilling them as he stops his own leg too, mere seconds before you get that final push.

"Want your brother to make you feel really good? Want me to take care of you huh?"

You quickly nod without thinking, aching for any sort of relief. He rewards you with a kiss, slow and gentle as if you're some delicate soft thing he needs to pamper.

-

And to him, you are. That's why he took you to his room despite the growing urge to push you against the nearest surface and ram inside you,

No, your big brother would never. He sees it as his duty to protect you from everything and so it follows that he wouldn't settle for less than a soft bed and a pillow under your back.

That's why he tucks you against him the second you get on the bed, his back to the headboard with you sitting between his legs, back against his chest.

His hand slipping past the elastic band of your panties, fingers painfully slowly moving up and down your slit before parting your lips. 

Your back arching when they start toying with your puffy clit, rubbing circles around it and flickering it till your soaked panties start clinging to your wet pussy.

Brain turning into mush when his fingers shove into your sopping hole, the faster he goes the louder your whimpers get as his thick fingers thrust in and out.

His other hand put enough pressure against your stomach to keep you in place when your thighs began to quiver, the more you squirm in place when his thumb presses down your now swollen clit the more your back rubs against his hardening cock.

"Fuck- just like that." Groans slip past his lips with each roll of his hips against your ass, precum starting to seep through the fabric of his pants.

He's as desperate as you are.

It's not long before he has you creaming on his fingers, watching you unfold and shake before gushing against his hand. He slowly pulls his fingers out as sticky lines cling to them, looking at you panting with your legs still shaking, before shoving them back in and fucking your own mess back inside you.

You let out a strangled scream at the punishing pace, head lolling to the side from the overstimulation and mind going completely blank.

All sorts of compliments and soft words leave his lips, praising you as he forces a second orgasm out of you, having you turn into putty in his hand.

Too much- it's too much, you're too sensitive and barely able to form coherent sentences, a shaking quivering babbling mess, too high in pleasure to notice the tear stains down your cheeks. Attempting to finally catch your breath now that your brother is satisfied.

If only.

"You're ready for me sweetheart?" He says, voice laced with anticipation as he pats your messy cunt, making your knees buck. "Ready for your big brother's cock filling up this pretty pussy?"

One second he's tugging your soaked paintes to the side, cold sending shivers up your spine, the next he's tapping the head of his cock against your hole, pushing up your slippery folds till the tip rubs against your sensitive clit, making more tears collect clouding your vision.

Cock throbbing at just the idea of your gummy walls squeezing him inside, making his thrusts stutter and grip almost bruising against your skin. Filling his room with the sound of skin on skin slapping as his hips slam against your wet thighs

The image of your knees folded against your chest till the base of his cock disappears inside, reaching impossibly deep till he's kissing the entrance of your womb before slamming against the rough patch of skin that makes you drool.

It's driving him crazy with lust.

And despitet how much he wants nothing more than to fuck his cum inside you, fill you up and plug you with his cock, really make sure that you're tied to him for life and no other man will even think of looking your way with, he will still pull out.

Sprouts of cum rushing out his swollen cock as he pulls out with a wet pop, whie ropes painting your stomach and chest instead, going down your thighs and the curve of your ass before staining the sheets. 

Just have your brain swimming in milk and honey as you take in the afterglow, he'll run soothing circles up your thighs while you doze off to the rise and fall of his chest.

The scenes play out in perfect order in his mind. Yeah, just the thought alone is enough to make him want to go for three rounds at least till he's cumming dry. 

"Alright, spread your legs more for me, yeah just like that."

[0pretty-setters-squad0]

Don't Be Shy (F+S) Kakashi x Iruka

Ah yes, yet another KakaIru story. In this story, we'll say they've been dating for a few years. Also, there's some skirt wearing in his one bc I am so soft for Iruka in a skirt. On with the storrryyyy!

   Iruka walked home from a long day working at the academy, just wanting to see Kakashi. After all, he'd been wanting to talk to him about something. Was he nervous about what Kakashi would think? Sure, he was, but they were dating and they loved each other. Iruka really hoped Kakashi wouldn't care.    As Iruka made it to the door, it swung open revealing the tall, silver haired ninja that Iruka was lucky to call his boyfriend.

Iruka POV    "Oh, hey sweetheart. Nice timing," I nodded my head towards the door with a small smile.    "You come home at the same time every day, and I was just excited to see you today, so I came to the door," Kakashi moved to the side, letting me enter.    "I wanted to see you too," I spoke as Kakashi closed the door.    After he had closed the door, I pulled him into a tight hug. My arms wrapped around his waist, while his took their place around my shoulders.    "Is something wrong or did you just miss me today?" Kakashi asked, squeezing me tighter.    "Little bit of both, I guess."    "Well, let's go sit down and you can tell me all about it."    "Alright." No POV    The two men moved to sit on the couch in their shared home. The couch was a normal size, not to small, or too large. It was black couch, and there was a small coffee table sitting about a foot away from the couch. There was a grey rug on the floor and a small chair, matching the couch, sat at one end of the room.    They say facing each other, Iruka was on Kakashi's lap, and Kakashi's back rested against the arm of the couch. He held onto the chuunin's waist, keeping him close.    "So tell me all about it," Kakashi was the first to speak as they sat there.    "Well, I just had a rough day. The kids were absolutely insane today, and I was having a little trouble keeping them behaved. Not to mention, I've been wanting to talk to you about something, and I'm kinda nervous about it. I guess I let that stress me out more than I should've," Iruka sighed and collapsed onto Kakashi's chest in a huff.    "I'm sorry about the kids being like that. But don't let talking to me stress you out, you can talk to me about anything."    Kakashi's hands ran soothingly up and down Iruka's sides.    "I know, I'm just shy about it I guess," Iruka sat back up and pecked Kakashi on the lips. His hands rested on the silver haired ninja's chest.    "You don't have to be shy around me. I know a few times you certainly weren't," Kakashi leaned to place some kissed on Iruka's neck to follow up his suggestive comment.    "Oh god, you're making me blush," Iruka said, "and damn, you give the best kisses."    Kakashi pulled away and spoke.    "I love making you blush, and you're the one that gives the best kisses. You're just absolutely perfect," he paused for a second, "now, what did you want to tell me?"    "Well, I'm not exactly sure how to put it," Iruka let out a humorless laugh, "Guess I'll just put it out there."    He took a few deep breaths to gather himself.    "I want to wear a skirt while you uh, well while we," he trailed off, hoping his boyfriend caught what he was meaning.    "Mm sounds hot," Kakashi leaned up and nipped at Iruka's neck again. "I think I'd like that just as much as you, if not more. The thought of you under me in a skirt or riding me and letting the skirt lay on your thighs. Sounds sexy," he whispered the last words.    "R-really? So you don't like hate me or something because of it?"    "Of course I don't, like I said, you can tell me anything. And as you can tell," he pushed his semi against Iruka's thigh, "I'm definitely not opposed to the idea."    Iruka's eyes got wide as he felt what Kakashi had pushed against him. He pulled away from the older male.    "Let me run out and get a few things, and then I'll be back and we can continue this," Iruka got off Kakashi's lap and went off to slip his shoes on, "I'll be back in a little while, don't worry."    Iruka left and went to the store to buy some of the new clothes. He decided to go a little further than a skirt, buying some other things as well.  He didn't realize how long he had been out, but when he arrived home, it had just turned 8:00.    He walked in to find Kakashi on the couch, reading Icha Icha. God, he really was dating a perv, but Kakashi was his perv.    "I'm home," Iruka walked up behind his boyfriend and gave him a kiss on the cheek, "I'm gonna go change then I'll be back out."    "Mm okay, can't wait," Kakashi said, looking up and turning around to watch Iruka walk away. The jounin loved that ass way too much, but who could blame him? Have you SEEN that ass?    Kakashi sat waiting, still reading his book, as Iruka left to change.    When Iruka came back out and walked around to stand in front of the older ninja, Kakashi dropped his book on the floor as he stared at his usually innocent lover.    "Holy fuck."    Kakashi's eyes raked over Iruka's form, taking in the whole outfit.    His legs were covered up to the thigh in some black knee high socks with a lacy hem at the top. Next, his eyes took in the short skirt that covered Iruka's smooth thighs. After the skirt, as Kakashi's eyes raised, he realized that Iruka was wearing a lingerie top, but he was more interested in what was on top of the lingerie. Iruka had worn one of Kakashi's flak jackets, completely unzipped. His hair was let down and he no longer wore his headband.    "You. Look. Like. Sex."    That was the only way Kakashi would describe it. Iruka looked like a sex dream that he would have. That or he looked like he had walked out of an Icha Icha book.    Iruka blushed all of a sudden.    "You think it looks okay?"    "Looks so good. C'mere," Kakashi leaned back and patted his legs, suggesting that Iruka should sit on his lap.    Iruka complied, straddling Kakashi's lap and resting his hand on the jounin's shoulders, then letting them run down to his chest. Kakashi didn't fail to notice Iruka's lack of anything under the skirt. Iruka POV    Oh my god, what am I doing? Is he liking this or is he just saying that he likes it for me?    "You say I'm the good looking one, but you look so good, and you aren't even trying."    What am I saying?    "You look so fucking good right now, Ruka. So hot,"He leaned in to kiss me sloppily, "Fuck, Iru, mm, you should've told me sooner. You are so sexy, sweetheart."    "Fuck," Iruka moaned into the kiss.    "Wanna move this to the bedroom?"    "Yes, god, please." No POV    Kakashi picked Iruka up by his ass and carried him off to the bedroom. Once there, he placed Iruka gently on the bed, letting his lips trail down to Iruka's neck and naked collarbone. Kakashi signaled to Iruka to take the flak jacket off by beginning to slide it down his shoulders.    Once the flak jacket was gone, Kakashi tossed it across the room and continued his kissing on Iruka's neck and collar bones.    "Kashi, please," Iruka squirmed as Kakashi sucked small hickeys onto Iruka's smooth skin.    "What do you want, Ruka? Tell me."    "I want you to get your clothes off first."    "Mm demanding."    "God please shut up and get your clothes off then fuck me."    "Needy too, but I need you just as bad, so I'll listen this time."    Kakashi stood up and undressed himself until he was completely bare. He then crawled back to hover over Iruka.    "Get me out of this lingerie and these damn socks, they're itchy," Iruka whined.    "Alright, but then, you better be nice to me after being so damn bossy."    The jounin moved to remove Iruka's lingerie, then to remove the thigh highs. Now Iruka was wearing nothing but the skirt. That damned skirt.    "Now that I've complied to everything you've been so bossy about, do I get a reward?" Kakashi joked with a sexy smirk.    "Mm you know you do. Get over here and lay on your back."    Kakashi did as he was told and moved to lay back on the bed. Once the silver haired ninja was fully settled, Iruka moved to straddle him.    "Is this what you wanted, Kashi?"    "God, yes," Kakashi responded. He could feel his dick twitch as he thought about Iruka riding him.    Iruka let his torso lean forward so he could kiss Kakashi. Then, fed up with the foreplay, Iruka lifted himself up to sit on his knees. He reached to the bedside table and grabbed the bottle of lube they kept there. He then squirted some on his hand before reaching behind him and grabbing Kakashi's hard length. He gave it a few strokes, thoroughly coating it with slick.  Once he had coated Kakashi fully, he raised up on his knees again and guided Kakashi to his entrance using his right hand.  His left hand sat on the older ninja's chest.    As Iruka lowered himself on Kakashi's member, Kakashi's hands rested on the brunette's hips.    Kakashi knew that if Iruka wasn't prepped well, that this would be more painful than usual.  And Iruka had skipped prep completely.    As Iruka kept lowering himself, Kakashi spoke words of praise and reassurance. He didn't like the way the younger man's face contorted.    "Hey it's alright, don't rush yourself. You're doing so good, Iru, so good," Kakashi let his thumbs rub calming circles on Iruka's hips.    "Fuck, Kashi, so big," Iruka said once he was fully resting on Kakashi's hips. He dropped to Kakashi's chest, his head resting in the jounin's neck.    "You alright, Ruka?"    "Yeah, fuck, I'm okay, just need a minute to adjust," Iruka panted.    "Alright, just take it slow," Kakashi definitely didn't want Iruka to be hurt, and especially didn't want it to be during sex.    After being still for a few more moments, Iruka pushed himself back up and put both hands on Kakashi's chest to steady himself. He began to move his hips up and down, bouncing on Kakashi's dick.    "Fuck, Iruka, so good, so fucking tight for me."    "God, Kakashi, I rushed it, and I don't think I'm gonna last long," Iruka struggled to speak.    "I'm not too far off either, fuck, that damn skirt is doing things."    "Holy fuck, right there," Iruka moaned loudly as Kakashi bucked up to meet the bounces and hit Iruka's prostate.    Iruka dropped to Kakashi's chest once more, letting Kakashi do the work of thrusting up into him.    "Fuck, I'm gonna cum, Kakashi, fuck," Iruka's voice was as loud as it could be without actually screaming.    "God, cum with me, Iruka, I'm right there."    Kakashi's words were all Iruka needed to tip over the edge, shooting over their chests and clenching around Kakashi. As he came, he could feel Kakashi covering his insides with his thick, warm, cum.    The two of them had let out loud, wrecked moans as they finished.    After riding out there orgasms with a few more short, gentle, thrusts, they just collapsed in a heap of weak, sweaty limbs, breathing heavily.    "Oh my god," Iruka breathed out, "That was amazing."    "Mmm," Kakashi hummed in agreement.    They both laid there for another minute before Kakashi spoke.    "As much as I love laying here with you after sex, we're both covered in cum, and it's gonna be gross when it dries. Why don't you go start a shower while I change the sheets? When I'm done, I'll come join you."    "Mmm okay," Iruka slowly moved to the bathroom, and Kakashi heard the water start.    Kakashi made quick work of stripping the bed, throwing the dirty sheets into the basket of dirty clothes. He rushed to put on new sheets so he could join Iruka.    While Kakashi was rushing o fix the bed, Iruka was stepping under the warm spray of the shower.  It wasn't long before he heard the bathroom door open and close, followed by soft footsteps and the sound of the shower curtain opening and shutting again. He then felt two long, warm arms wrap around his hips. Iruka dropped his head back onto Kakashi's shoulders and closed his eyes.    "Thank you," Iruka sighed out, completely relaxed.    "For what?"    "Not being weird about the whole skirt thing," Iruka paused, "and just for being mine, I guess."    "The skirt thing is hot, so it was a win for me. And as for me being yours, the pleasure is all mine, sweetheart."    Kakashi decided to escalate things a little further and let his hands rub up and down Iruka's smooth, tan chest.    "Whatcha doin there Kakashi?" Iruka spoke, eyes still closed.    "Nothin'," Kakashi replied nonchalantly.    His hand betrayed his words, though, as his right moved down to wrap around Iruka's cock while his left slid up the younger's chest to tease at his nipples. He also dropped his lips to Iruka's neck and placed soft, sweet kisses there.    "Kakashi," Iruka whined.    "What is it?" Kakashi hummed against Iruka's neck.    "Too soon," Iruka replied.    "Did you want me to stop?"    "Fuck, no, your hands are amazing."    "Mmm that's what I thought," Kakashi then turned Iruka around, pulling him into a kiss, "Now, I know you said my hands are amazing, but," he dropped to his knees, "I know you like my mouth even better."    To emphasize his point, he licked a thick stripe up Iruka's now hard member.    "Mmm so hard already, and just for me."    "Fuck Kakashi," Iruka let his hands drop to hold the older male's head.    Kakashi wanted to take him by surprise, so he suddenly took the whole of Iruka's cock in his mouth.    "Oh my god, Kashi," Iruka gripped his hair tighter.    Kakashi just kept bobbing his head, taking Iruka all the way in. Every now and then, once his nose touched the soft skin of Iruka's pelvis, he stilled and sucked even harder. And every time Kakashi would have his mouth around just the head, he'd let his tongue flick out and tease the slit.  This didn't go on for too long before Iruka was close.    "Oh god, I'm cumming, Kakashi."    Kakashi took Iruka all the way again, letting Iruka finish in his mouth and throat. He swallowed everything Iruka had to offer him. He'd be crazy not to.    "God, Kakashi, that was," Iruka trailed off.    Kakashi stood up, pulling Iruka to his chest.    "That good?" Kakashi chuckled.    "Yeah, that good."    Iruka felt something poke his leg for the second time that day.    "Need some help with that?" Iruka teased tiredly.    "No, we're both too tired for that," Kakashi admitted, "once you get out of the shower, I'll just run some cold water for a couple minutes instead."    "You sure?"    "Positive."    Kakashi kissed Iruka on the forehead.    "Well, then I'm gonna go ahead and get out, don't be too long, I want cuddles."    "I won't take long at all, I promise."    Once Iruka got out, Kakashi switched the water to cold. He let it run until his little friend was completely calm and not at all interested in any attention.    He then got out of the shower and dried off before walking to the bedroom to slip into a pair of boxer briefs to sleep in. When he walked into the bedroom, though, he was met with the most amazing sight. Iruka was spread across the bed, clad in nothing but a pair of slim, black, boxer briefs. Kakashi slipped on a pair of his own boxer briefs, joining Iruka in the bed. He actually sprawled on top of Iruka, letting his full weight rest on the brunette.    "Hmph, get off me so we can cuddle," Iruka spoke.    "You are the single bossiest person I have ever met."    "You know you love it," Iruka said as Kakashi got off of him.    "I am guilty of that, you got me there."    Kakashi moved to lay on his back, Iruka coming to rest his hand on the older man's chest.    "I love you so much, Kakashi. I am so in love with you."    "I love you too, Iruka, more than anyone in this world."    The two drifted off to sleep just like that. Holding each other without a care in the world except the other's safety and well being. Those two couldn't be any more in love with the other. 

~fin~

Woooo we love a good Kakashi and Iruka fluff/smut. I love those two together UwU. Until next time, -smutty-senpai

[i-am-the-walmart]

So I found out the other day that my brother (past abuser, currently toxic) isn't just moving back home for the winter break between his college semesters. It's his last semester and he doesn't have any classes, hes just student teaching... so he's moving back in permanently. Lowkey wanna die. I confronted him about not knocking before coming into my room (bc I have the courtesy to knock before entering his).

Here's a rough approximation of what went down

Me: there's a sign on my door that says to knock

Him: expecting me to read it is *laugh* generous

Me: I have the courtesy to knock before entering your room, can't you do the same for me?

Him: expecting me to be courteous is *laugh* generous

Me: can I ask you to knock before coming into my room?

Him: expecting me to remember is *laugh* generous

And I just

What the FUCK y'know?

If I had any cash, I'd enact my old plans of leaving the house, walking to the nearby hardware store, buying a lock, and installing it.

And he just

ASSUMES I'm letting him past the threshold? Like, I'll have the door open and be next to or in front of him, kind of keeping him there, but then he's like "I'm coming to pet your cat" and he just walks on in and pets my cat. Like, we have other cats. And he doesn't pet cats super well and it's a whole thing in and of itself but I hate it.

And my bed is a bunk bed (top bed) and on the side right by the ladder is a built in desk where I keep my laptop. I was playing The Sims and while he was on my ladder petting my cat (he was on my bed), he just LEANED OVER TO LOOK AT MY LAPTOP! He told me he was wondering what I was playing because it "sounded different"! All because he turned off the music on his sims. Like???? And that gives you the right to look at my computer?

He's done it with my phone before. I wasn't even aware he was watching my screen, we were both in the backseat of a car. I was playing Pokemon Go and he said smth about what was on the screen and I freaked bc wtf why are you looking over my shoulder?! He had his own phone, it's not like he was unable to otherwise entertain himself! He said smth like "the pretty colors attracted my vision" and he's complimented my nail polish before in a similar fashion and like... something about it just upsets me? Like, you're not a magpie, shut the fuck up!!!

I heard the kid behind me in math class one day mention smth about the cooking video I was watching once (and then later about something else on my phone) and I was much more okay with it. The second time, the girl next to him kind of got onto him about not looking over my shoulder (which I appreciated, it's nice to know she's aware of boundaries and not afraid to call him out. He didn't listen, but still.) That was so much easier to deal with?

Like, now that I know he (my brother lmao) does that, I'll turn down my brightness so it's hard even for me to see my screen, just so he can't read it from an angle.

I'm never even doing anything bad, I just hate the fact that he thinks he can insert himself.

Sort of off topic, when I'm on the phone in the car with my mom, occasionally she'll ask what I'm doing and I just say something super generic like "scrolling through [x social media]". But like, yesterday she asked me WHILE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE TRAUMA TAG and like 👀👀!!

Anyway, I just hate how nosy my family is. The only person who doesn't do that is my dad. He's the only one who knocks and waits for an answer. He's the only one who's expressed sympathy for me that James was going to be home for long periods of time (previously, not now). He's a bit of a boomer sometimes, he thinks really grossly Out There shock value statements are funny (I think it's shock value humor, but he makes no attempt to portray that he's joking and he defends himself like he believes it when I get onto him bc I don't know if he's joking or not), and he sometimes makes minor invasions of personal space, but he's probably my favorite.

I get on fairly well with my mom and brother, but I think part of it is because I keep so much to myself. My mom and I suck at communicating with each other and even if we were vibing like all day, if some minor frustration that neither of us can fix comes up, we're at each other's throats.

My brother and I usually spend the most time together when he's driving me somewhere (for whatever reason). He plays his music and I stay on my phone. He talks and I sometimes converse with him, but other times he just starts spewing his opinion about the "awful" people on the road or in public and I just nod and stay silent. I'm not about to tell him he's a huge cunt who needs to stop being such a judgemental whore when he's just as terrible.

[headcanons-everywhere]

who are these pretty people alex

GingAle - Today at 12:14 AM

dude's Josiah, gal is Olivia, aka Olive!

its a long road until they get together but

when/if they do, there will be sappy junk like

"my little olive" n shit bc anything cheesy you can imagine happening in an old timey / worn down sea-side town?

theyd do it

and will do it

but the idea came from History of Violence by Jason Webely (gr8 song, comes from "100 years ago tomorrow" abt a real historical event its p dark but rlly neat imo)

https://jasonwebley.bandcamp.com/track/a-history-of-violence

that song

n so far, josiah is a tired boy working odd jobs on and off various ships, never leaving the port on them but just doin stuff like matience / cleaning / loading and/or unloading the ship's cargo / etc

other odd jobs are usually tranporting stuff throughout the town for various markets n such, like hauling bags of flour from a ship to the local baker for example, stuff like that

kappital - Today at 12:19 AM

ooOOOOO

that's really cool!! and they're both really cute 80

GingAle - Today at 12:20 AM

n its a really worn down sea-side town almost built in a boardwalk sort of way where you could literally go to the edge of town and hop down the side of the small cliff-like area (which is barely 6 feet high at most prolly) and land in the long stretch of the beach area n watch the waves n shit, which he does in his (rare) free time

thaN K :Dc

only uh

thing

being

hes lowkey traumatized

ok more highkey

kappital - Today at 12:21 AM

FUCK

GingAle - Today at 12:21 AM

highkey traumatized bc, at least as far as im thinkin rn, if shit goes down with battles n what not, its kind of a "all hands on deck" (no pun intended) situation for the town

where any man 12 and over will basically be pulled into it one way or another while the wives n children try to care for eachother and the wounded

which, in itself is already kinda fucked right

WELL

at 17, he was one of these guys pulled into battle for whatever was happening

but you're never told much

just

get out and fight, protect your own and the town, yadda yadda

so he was basically handed a gun and told go

so go he did and he

never really handled a gun before that

and didnt want to be part of it

but somehow found himself towards the front of it all aaaand

kinda

shot a dude on a ship of the ones supposedly invading the town to start shit or w/e

and watched him fall foward and off the ship into the water n hes always haunted by that day

n if it wasnt enough

kappital - Today at 12:24 AM

:c

GingAle - Today at 12:24 AM

it was speculated afterwards that it mayve not even been an attack

it mayve been a misunderstood trade ship or w/e

kappital - Today at 12:25 AM

god dammit

GingAle - Today at 12:25 AM

so he may have just been shoved into a battle of innocent people and he himself took at least one of those lives

so thats haunting his ass atm

and on top of THAT

he lives with his grandfather whos a p cold / quiet person, but will often praise him for what he did that day

which only fucks with him more bc its like "why would u praise me for killing a possibly-innocent person when i never wanted to be in that mess in the first place" n the grandfather shrugs it off bc hes one of those people thats a die hard believer in "War Is The Only Language Left To Speak" and "Protect Your Own At All Costs" n shit so thats fun

buT rn hes just

cargo boy, odd jobs here n there

and oblivious to olivia's crush on him

which is where she comes in

watching this dude carry like 4 bags of flour at once across his shoulders n its like that moment where they look intense and u see the sweat dripping off their face and everythings in slow motion as she sees him n its like

shes seeing Glowing Halo Of God Shining Upon This Boy Whos Probably An Angel Himself

while the most hes seeing a nap in the near future

is a *

sO YEAH she sees him around often being it a small "everyone is everyones neighbor" kinda town and flustered every time

flusters*

kappital - Today at 12:30 AM

shes head over heels for traumatized buss boy

GingAle - Today at 12:30 AM

YEAH HONESTLY

shes the kind of flustered where if theres a flower cart at the local market or somethin and she sees him

she just

not-so-causally-yet-tries-to-not-look-so-suspicious-ly hauls ass to hide behind the large display of flowers

like u wouldnt notice

bc she just

daintily walks over there a lil faster than her normal pace

but if u saw her face directly u would see her Suffering(tm)

like that red faced "oh fuck oh no oh no oh shit fuck fUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK --"

kinda look as shes internally panicking in hoping he doesnt see her staring

bc even behind the flowers

shell glance over

and be staring

kappital - Today at 12:33 AM

shes relatable

GingAle - Today at 12:33 AM

;Dc

kappital - Today at 12:33 AM

I like her

GingAle - Today at 12:33 AM

gOOD

shes overall just a gal trying to survive

both in the sense of day to day life

and also trying to not have a stroke every time she sees him

kappital - Today at 12:35 AM

olivia please

GingAle - Today at 12:36 AM

like legit there have been times where the weather gets hot and hes been working hard so you'll see like, most of his shirt buttons undone to where it shows like most of his torso as hes got this angry-but-in-a-hot-way kinda expression going as hes basically showing off his strength by carrying whatever it is that day on his shoulders like usual

n she just

becomes suddenly!!!! super fucking interested in her bible!!!!

but oh no!!! she forgot her glasses that she doesnt have bc she doesnt actually need them so shes gotta!!! bring that thing up realllly close to read it!!!

totally not hiding her entire face or anything!!!!!

kappital - Today at 12:37 AM

BIBLE

IM CRYING OH NO

oLIVIA

GingAle - Today at 12:38 AM

she carries one around w/ her bc even tho shes not super religious she grew up in a religious family so shes like

casually-religious

buT OH MAN ON THOSE DAYS

SHE JUST

RLLY GETS THE URGE TO RE-READ THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING COVER TO COVER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MARKET PLACE

PRAISE JESUS AMEN HALLELUJAH

TOTALLY NOT PRAISIN JESUS FOR THAT TONED FRAME OF HIS NOOO NEVERRRRR

honestly shed be the kind of person ud see whos like

she sees him doing something especially attrative to her

and she just

reflexivly does the cross motion across her chest bc god help her

literall y

kappital - Today at 12:41 AM

DUDE FUCKIGN

aw I wanna write for them that's really cute

GingAle - Today at 12:41 AM

8Dc !!!

im glaD U LIKE EM AAA

kappital - Today at 12:42 AM

that sucks dude what if she's like

buying seeds for a garden or something and she's about to step out the shop and dude comes in with bags of dirt over his shoulders

but because she's at the door he steps back and holds it with his foot cause shes a lady

like dude she wouldnt be able to breathe dude she would die alex

GingAle - Today at 12:44 AM

YE AH

like shed

no joke

if she had a lot to carry or w/e and she ran into him n he was like "hey do you need help with that seed miss" shed literally just be like

"oh hun u could plant ur seed in my garden at any time"

"what was th--"

"HAHAIGOTTAGOBYE"

kappital - Today at 12:45 AM

shes gonna burn in hell this is BAD

GingAle - Today at 12:46 AM

PRETTY MUC H

if her fam knew like

they arent super strict or anything

but theyre more religious than her

and so if they knew

itd be like

"honey i love you but keep this up and we'll run out of holy water for the next 2 months in under a week from nearly drowning u in it"

like they wouldnt do anything sevear but itD BE

RLLY AWKWARD

n sometHIN WOULD HAPPEN

kappital - Today at 12:47 AM

IM CRYING

GingAle - Today at 12:47 AM

like idk "ur grounded from going to the market for 2 weeks young lady" type stuff

kappital - Today at 12:48 AM

that's not gonna stop the love demon, cupid,

GingAle - Today at 12:48 AM

YEA H

if he ever spoke to her for longer than like, "i just bumped in to you hi whats up" kinda talk, she would probably die

hes not like

josh / emitt oblivious

shes just rlly good at hiding it most of the time

so eventually he prolly catches on like "?? does she??? like me??? wh--" but doesnt act on it

but if they talk n she says "i like you. a lot. like, like-like you."

hed just be like

"i noticed, yeah"

and you would never see a more priceless "O H F U C K" look on her in your entire fucking life

kappital - Today at 12:56 AM

I noticed yeah

you

you fuck don't say that

GingAle - Today at 12:57 AM

wELL

hes rarely interacted with girls s o

hes got not much else under his belt besides blunt honesty and manners

kappital - Today at 12:59 AM

time to get experience fuckhead

GingAle - Today at 1:00 AM

YEA H

kappital - Today at 1:02 AM

what does he do though does he mercy kill her or

GingAle - Today at 1:02 AM

which part :)c ?

kappital - Today at 1:04 AM

after the

confess

GingAle - Today at 1:04 AM

she runs

shes gone

shes "HAHA SO I JUST FORGOT MY MOM WANTED ME HOME BY--WHAT TIME IS IT?? OH JEEZ IM ALREADY LATE HAHA BYE "

she runs

no grave

grace

no dainty "if i act chill he wont notice"

she fucking bolts

kappital - Today at 1:05 AM

ME

I LOVE HER

GingAle - Today at 1:06 AM

high tails it back to her house, hides in her room, doesnt even take off her bonet or anything as she curls up in bed with a pillow to her face, basically screaming

GO OD

i figurred she might be a tad relateable ;D

but yA shes just

yelling, muffled by her pillow

kappital - Today at 1:07 AM

this poor baby

GingAle - Today at 1:07 AM

n josiahs just like

"?? what just??"

"????????????????????????"

kappital - Today at 1:08 AM

jos you fuck

GingAle - Today at 1:09 AM

IKR

he knows shes embaressed but it hasnt like

sunk in yet

like he knows she gets flustered around him n shit

but it really hasnt like

fully hit him on how in love she is with him

until later when they meet up again prolly but like

at that moment he just doesNT KNOW HOW TO REACT

they dont exactly give u "What To Do If A Girl Confesses Her Liking Of You And Then Immideatly Hauls Ass In The Opposite Direction" pamplets at the drug store or anything

kappital - Today at 1:11 AM

that is true

you gotta wing it

GingAle - Today at 1:14 AM

yAH

n he kinda

sucks at that

but they figure it out eventually :)

prolly meet up after he chases down her bonnet or somethin from it flyin off as she was tryina re-tie it or somethin just as cheesy n when he comes back with it they share a few moments where it clicks like

"aw fuck he really does care for me"

"oh my god im actually in love with her o h n o"

etc

n they actually chat for a bit n suRPRISE she doesnt run away this time bc they met up a few times before already

but shes flustered still n her hands are fumbling so he offers to help tie it for her n he does

granted, kinda looks like shit bc he doesnt know how to do the Exact(tm) method for tying it to look nice

but its still a bow

so after a bit from there, they eventually part ways

and when she walks in to her house her moms prolly like "?? honey why is ur bow so sloppy what did you do" n olive's just like "I Love It"

he eventually figures out how to fucking do it right once they actually start dating, but it def takes a few tries :,)

n thats abt all i got rn i thin K

so ya thats them :,y

kappital - Today at 1:26 AM

that's so fucking cute

theyre so

DORKS

dorks

GingAle - Today at 1:26 AM

;D

kappital - Today at 1:26 AM

theyre losers I love them

GingAle - Today at 1:27 AM

im glaD ;*