#novelty t-shirts

[oldmannapping]

Fic: Olive Branches (2/?)

Standalone chapter. Nothing but banter, no plot. Roy, Jason, and Bernard hanging out.

Roy tries to convince Bernard to give him a tattoo.

Jason tries to find a clean shirt.

Excerpt:

“Why can’t you just go to an actual professional and pay them to give you hepatitis like a normal person?” asked Jason through a mouthful of food.

Roy waved a hand dismissively. “Those are so overpriced. Anyone can do this. I’ve done a bunch of my tatts myself, it’s not that hard.”

Jason lowered his gaze pointedly to Roy’s arms, which were covered in tattoos of varying skill. “I wouldn’t brag about that,” he said. “You look like Post Malone.”

Bernard raised an eyebrow. “I’m surprised you know who Post Malone is, honestly.”

Jason scoffed but made no rebuttal. He’d never reveal that he only knew who Post Malone was because he was featured on Taylor Swift’s latest album.

Roy said, “He only knows him because of Taylor Swift.”

“Fuck off, Roy.”

“Tell me I’m lying, Mr Tortured Poet.”

Jason threw his fork at him. Roy caught it and shoved it in between the couch cushions. “That’s what you get for reacting impulsively,” he told Jason. “Now you can’t eat your dinner. What did we learn?”

Bernard was watching the whole thing with his hands covering his mouth. “It’s so criminal that I can’t start a TikTok channel with you guys,” he bemoaned. “You’re all children and no one would ever believe me.”

[twenty3thirteen]

OCtober day 8 

Swirly Kid . I had a T-shirt like that.

[deweydoesnoveltytees]

Cherishing Precious Moments with Novelty T-Shirts for Babies

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[marusketch]

Oh wow another elf sketch, but don't worry, this one is based on a real shirt I saw

No idea what it's supposed to mean

just lines below as usual

the lollipop was something else, but i wanted a 4kids style censor over it.

i like this one so much i might hang it up on the fridge

[ceaseless-rambler]

If I lived in the TMA universe after the apocalypse I'd make and sell shitty novelty T shirts. "I experienced my worst fears nonstop for an unknown amount of time and all I got was this stupid trauma" I'd make so much money

[compacflt]

can i just say that I'm haunted by the image of Ice wearing "one of Mavericks cheapest rolexes". One because of the mental immage of Maverick being the kind of men who not only owns multiple watches but also Rolex, which is absolutely delightful, because oh the quiet vanity of that. And two because of the implied and groundbreaking (to me) domesticity (and defiance of the not talking/acknowledging the thing between the 2 of them) of wearing another person watch. I'm screaming into the void about your brilliance. So I need to ask, do they do that on purpose (before the mission) in a sort if roundabout way of acknowledging each other presence in their life? What would Mav wear that belongs to Ice (apart from that USNA ring eheh)?

pilots/sailors/doctors etc who do high-level specialized work with their hands tend to really be Watch Guys. and “cheap” rolexes (sub $7k ish) are actually pretty affordable if you’re making >$150k a year and want to treat yourself every fifth christmas or something. source: know several sailors & doctors. ALSO the watch ice is wearing in his famous gay plane photoshoot is actually a rolex. So theres some evidence ice at least is (annoying, ostentatious, bad with money, and) a Watch Guy. Maverick’s also wearing a kickass chronograph in TGM so i think he’s also probably a Watch Guy. also… you know, status symbol, honor, et cetera et cetera…

they probably wear each other’s socks because in-regs socks all look the same and they’re both men so who cares. i also hc that they’ve always worn the same size in shirts so each other’s t-shirts are also free game. and was very confusing at the start of their relationship when trying to figure out whose shirt was whose after a midnight rendezvous. lots of accidental shirt mixups. and, yeah, each other’s watches, because most people only see the status and don’t see the detail, and most people aren’t around both ice and mav enough to recognize that “omg last month adm kazansky was wearing the same omega chronometer capt mitchell is wearing today!! theyre totally together!!!” so if ice buys a new watch and maverick salivates over it, sure he can borrow it, whatever. and i think there’s a scene in wwgattai when maverick wears ice’s pj pants hold up lemme find it

“in bare feet.” now wtf does that mean. that could use a rewrite.

ice also wears mavericks leather jacket when they’re on their baseball date in debriefing. at some point when you live with someone long enough your stuff becomes their stuff which was the point of this graf

thinking about it… trying to decide if they’d wear each other’s cologne. that seems like a little much. no i don’t think so.

[filidais]

thank u twitter for informing me abt my new favorite article of clothing

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Some FNaF characters in those cursed t-shirts cus I needed some joy.

[greenbergsays]

hi- i've been following you since, pretty much the beginning, at least since the beginning of the teen wolf journey. seeing someone ask you what greenberg is in reference to is. actually hilarious. I feel old. What a ride. anyways thanks for being a constant all these years and one of my happy place blogs

I should be the one thanking you for putting up with me all these years, because it canNOT have been easy

You’re a trooper, many blessings upon your house

I feel like that ask was the dawn of a new era and I thank Nani verily for ushering it in for us

[bonanza-7]

Silly sketches that come from different convos at the Dinluke Server

[knife-em0ji]

Maybe I’m just biased but as an american living in Europe who goes back once or twice a year it always hits me how much more personality Americans tend to dress with when compared to northern/western europeans. Adults tend to dress in solid monotones with sleek lines and teens look like they just stepped out of gen z tik tok with fake American collegiate wear added for spice. Like this isn’t bad necessarily it’s just so blandly on trend that I don’t get a sense of who anybody is or what their personal style is just by looking at them. The sense of relief I felt stepping off the plane in the Denver airport seeing the diversity of styles from full cowboy to crunchy backpacker to athleisure couture to Dude Stuck In 2004 to married butch lesbians is ASTOUNDING.

[deweydoesnoveltytees]

Empowering Young Athletes: Unleash the Power of Kids Sports Novelty T-Shirts. Fuel Their Passion with Fun and Inspiring Designs. Discover How These Shirts Can Boost Confidence and Motivation on the Field and Beyond.

[fingertipsmp3]

Took the day off to clean my room and now I have NO clothes

[sharpth1ng]

Do I even need to say anything to those pictures sharp? 🐒 Stu shirts obviously

I really want the yellow one please, no all of them I want all of them

Lmao the yellow one is what he’s wearing under his sweater at the end of the movie.

The “sorry you had a bad day, you can touch my dick if you want one” is one he will go put on if Billy starts complaining and he generally gets attacked for it. 2% of the time he does get his dick touched though so. Worth it (?)

[twenty3thirteen]

Another Teelo outfit maymay from Xtwitter

[knithacker]

Two t-shirts!

Knitting Does The Brain Good T-Shirt - So Colorful! 👉 https://buff.ly/3hlhUcV

I Turn Grass Into Wool, What's Your Superpower T-Shirt: 👉 https://buff.ly/38191lJ