#npmd kyle

[miss-constelia]

I'll finish it later, but the line-up of them is here!

[yourfaveiskenough]

kyle clauger from nerdy prudes must die?

Kyle Clauger from Nerdy Prudes Must Die is Kenough!

[just-animaxiz]

Kyle, Pete and Steph tried to confront the angry soul of Jason to save Grace...

They only made him angrier.

[charlotte-fleming]

Here’s my take on Max Jägerman - he is NOT the progressive bully that asks Pete’s pronouns before beating the shit out of him, what he IS is a dumbass.

For example he’ll overhear Caitlyn (Cool Kid™️ so he respects her) talking to Kyle about taking her estrogen and assume it’s a drug and ask for a hit. Kyle and Caitlyn, confused, explain that it’s a hormone girls devolop that guys don’t have to the same level, and Caitlyn obviously has less so takes supplemental doses. Max thinks this means Caitlyn has a medical condition and is like “Oh my god dude I’m so sorry you’re sick? Do you like go to the hospital? Nah I’m not trying to take anyone’s meds my bad bro,” and Caitlyn is too dumbfounded and also entertained to correct him.

Later, in the case that he does not fall and die, Max eventually apologizes to Richie for all the times he punched him in the balls. Richie goes “it’s chill - besides, I don’t even have balls, so it didn’t even hurt as much as you though”. Max is MORTIFIED with sympathy “You don’t have balls?? Oh my god dude how come?” Ruth without a beat says he lost them in a tragic accident many years ago and Max fully believes her. Richie goes along for the bit.

Even further along the line, Max asks about the trans flag on Richie’s bag and Richie explains it’s for people who were born the wrong gender and want to change. Max goes “Wait dude you want to be a girl? Shittt why didn’t you tell me?! Do you have a new name or something like that? Like…Richietta?”

The real progressive bullies, obviously, are pre-Max’s death Kyle and Jason, who apologize before beating someone up and then defend their pronouns in the same breath.

[0ckish]

HAPPY PROSHOT RELEASE TO NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE!!! thanks to this musical i was able to discover starkid and the hatchetfield universe which i’m so in love with now, it´s been a while since i’ve been this enamored with a musical and i love all these characters (WHICH I STILL HAVE SOME MISSING !) anyways watch it it’s so good

[rentumblsstuff]

[daiwild]

Yeah.

[zizziey]

the henchmen

[pinazee]

Kyle in Literal Monster everyone

[impulsivesuperrobin]

made some more :p

[jelly-mantis]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die + Social Media Posts bc I’m obsessed with these sillies 😍

[miss-constelia]

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE GENDERBENDS, PART 2!!

Who is your favorite?

Also yea wanted to keep Stanley and Brendan slightly femenine, so they look like femboys just for their face but they have very athletic bodies I promise.

[doug-meat]

hey hatchetfield text post fans guess who watched npmd.

[cubezart]

doodles i dont think ive posted ? another crossover as a treat

[richiepawzz]

"help me uncle bailey there's a guy drinking coffee very aggressively outside my window while making direct eye contact with me"

kyle, probably

[cinderellas-humble-narrator]

oh... oh curt are you okay you look a little..