#obviously /lh

[hero-of-the-wolf]

writing LU fanfiction be like how can I put these guys into situations without them getting right back out 😔

[foxxology]

I don’t know what to do now that It’s Spreading is now It Stops.

I found this comic cause I wanted more Skulk Grian content and now I want more.

make more i believe in you

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Imagine having such bad trauma that just reading about yelling makes you tense up and want to cry.

Now imagine Max having such bad trauma that just reading about yelling makes him tense up and want to cry, and they read a book in class.

[heartcircus]

the realm: “clownpierce is evil and should not be trusted! he’s going to turn and kill everyone down the line!” meanwhile clownpierce:

[brokenrefraction]

now can we ruffle willos hair

i spent 5 minutes brushing my hair in the morning only for this cruelty to happen

[fence-time]

Every time some headcanons impulse as the serious dad type an Angel (me) loses its wings,, what about impulse ‘suckmaster and expert ball handler’ SV is serious to you,,

[devotion-disorder]

Are you my phone cause I can't take my eyes off you

-Flirty Anon

YOURE FLIRTING WI HT ME?????????????????????????????????????

[aghostsnail]

Been waiting on you welcome home pookie 💞

SOBBING

glad to be home honey 🫶🫶

[youling-the-ghost]

oh my god they have colour-coded subtitles now

[marvey-sideblog]

sorry but harvey being submissive in bed is the most delusional take ever this man is dominance incarnate, “i like to bend people to my will”… “good boy”..”puppy”….”I want it to know who it’s DADDY IS” like cmon now!!! that man dcks mike down each time he gives lip and it’s cannon..

anon he contains multitudes! yes he would do these things, yes he could dominate mike and enjoy it. but! that man has to be macho in-control all the time and sometimes, anon, he really fucking enjoys (like, a lot) when someone he's attracted to completely manhandles and controls him.

He LOVES it. It is so so sexy to him.

And he LOVES when Mike talks back to him, when Mike is telling him what for. Yes sometimes the sexual satisfaction would come from putting Mike in his place over that...That would 100% be sexy to him. And Mike would 100% LOVE being subm/ssive to Harvey; that boy has Fantasised. Yes, Mike's "aye-aye, Captain" did things to Harvey, that is a scene of all time (and, tbf! Mike is actually the one taking the lead there! Harvey Captain fantasy where Harvey still gets to be subm/ssive.......). BUT. Harvey would also LOVE Mike turning the tables on that. Mike's an equal to him, and Mike taking control would be so hot, for both of them. There'd be a lil amusement for Harvey and then he'd genuinely be so turned on by it. I'm not talking about Season 1 Mike. I'm talking about the people they became together, to each other. Sometimes their sex is pure vanilla just love...Sometimes Mike would tell Harvey what to do and relish in it; they both would.

And, for the matter at whole...You think when Harvey's mind wandered about Jessica, he was thinking about domming her? NO. It would be Jessica domming him in every never-gonna-actually-happen flitting fantasy. Yes, ma'am. Come now. He'd be giddy at that.

Harvey is not one dimensional he actually loves to be playful and feminine and pushed into the mattress and told to take his shirt off.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

when the first pinof react came out a year ago i GENUINELY had a terrible time watching it. i felt ill. it made me so anxious like the psychic damage was indescribable. they just acknowledged so much that they weren’t supposed to know and said so many uhhh… Things that it gave me a full parasocial crisis. it took me EIGHT HOURS to watch. i had to take a fucking klonopin (which i refer to as ‘the phlonopin’) (prescribed—don’t do benzos recreationally please i’m begging you) to watch the second one.

but in this past year, we have been subjected to the most insane shit from them. we saw phil bite dan’s tail. they made their dolls 69 on stage (and also basically fucking grinded during a homoerotic wrestling scene on that same stage AND pretended they were fucking off stage). they acted out a ten year old post about them hard launching and pretended to kiss. they cosplayed ineffable husbands. they confirmed sharing a bed during tatinof. they played the newlyweds game and “the ultimate date night game for couples”. they wrote phanfic about them being gay prince lovers. this barely scratches the surface.

now i can watch pinof react 1 and i don’t even flinch at “it was an 11 hour fuck session”. i’m like “ok and??”

tldr exposure therapy works.

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

“Court sorcerer Merlin” this; “court sorcerer Merlin” that. What about court sorcerer Morgana??

[hana-bobo-finch]

my diabolical bug fables au where Leif’s cordyceps imprints onto zasp like a baby bird because he is the only bug to have ever treated it normally and after discovering what it is in snakemouth lab it realizes. hey. I can infect any moth I want can’t I. wonder what that could be useful for

[ciska-serkhet]

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Heathers musical brainrot 🤝 The Mechanisms special intrest

[connorsnothereeither]

I have a lot of thoughts on this but I think when Icarus returns to Fable and everyone gets their memories back the first thing Ulysses does is absolutely clock them one lmao