#obviously this isnt the answer bit i just think it would be so fun if she just hates all clerics

[marinecanary]

What if ms. four dogs in a trench coat just really hates clerics for no reason

[ar1mas]

- a rant

no because ive watched this stupid show 5 years ago, and i only noticed this now?? how???

ok. some context first. this is about fox' gotham, a prequel series to batman. or at least a potential one with slight changes. one of those changes is the relationship between oswald cobblepot and edward nygma (spelled with a 'y' for mayhap legal reasons? idfk its silly). whats their relationship like in the show? well...

theyre gay af. idk what to tell you.

okay so oswalds gay as fuck. edwards... ambiguous. totally ambiguous. he had a girlfriend or 2 and a half (kristen kringle, the-woman-who-shall-not-be-named (aka kristen but... blonde? this show is weird), and lee. not comfy counting lee, but technically shes one, hence the 'and a half')! very straight, much hetero (on another side note how tf is oswald the gay one, like i know he wears make-up and shit but eddies all about theatrics and showmanship and flair and hOW IS OSWALD THE GAY ONE NEXT TO HIM?? ok anyway).

so oswald was (is. be real.) canonically in love with ed, ed was.........., and 'penguin in love' is a piece of music composed by david russo for season three in which the whole "im in love with my best friend" thing took place.

that song has been used all over season three, as far as i can tell not once in season four, and once in season five.

.....or so i thought.

because yesterday, while in another obsession phase (of which i get one a few times a year. ive only ever watched the show once, in 2019, when it ended. still dream about nygmobblepot though. i dont dream about media, like ever, but with them, its different), i saw 5x8 to satiate my never satisfied craving of nygmob scenes, obviously skipping the main story bc i dont care about that straight shit. i got to the scene where oswald kills mr. scarface and frees arthur penn from said mr. scarface, after which ed shoots him in the head because thats what one does in such a situation, thought "aw how cute", again, as one does, and then realised.

what was that background music just now? rewinds.... oh. oh haha, its 'penguin in love'. how fun.

WHAT.

WHY IS THAT IN THERE. WHY DID THEY INCLUDE IT.

correction. it wouldve made sense to have it here. they used it in 5x5 for the speech about not backstabbing each other (wedding vows for murderers fr fr), so using it again after their relationship has solidified wouldve made sense.

note how im saying 'would have'.

because it would have made sense, if they used it when ed said "i accept you for the person that you are, just as you accept me for the cold logician that i am. thats why this friendship is great." they didnt, though. they used another equally heartfelt song for that. dunno what its called, it sounds a bit like 'penguin in love' but isnt, not sure if that one has a specific meaning like 'penguin in love' does.

so when was the song used? at 36:08 – 36:17. barely ten seconds, right before eds lines, right before ed kills penn.

...right when penn was sitting in oswalds lap because theyd been fighting for the gun and os fell on the ground.

now. the most obvious answer to "why in the fucking hell" would be because ooh this dudes on his lap so sexy, but no. no. 'penguin in love' is about one specific thing: love. the pure kind. the kind that makes you giddy with butterflies in your stomach, kicking your legs, while youre on your bed, writing in your diary about this guy you have a crush on. and oswald and penn do have history, oswald was more or less fond of penn, but not in love (i mean where would he have found the room in his heart if it was already filled with EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD martin my sweet boy EDWARD EDWARD EDWA-). im also definitely not thinking that penn was so happy about being free from mr. scarfaces influence and not having to kill oswald (oh yeah, the horror. who would wanna kill oswald, the guy with the big ego, who never does anything for anyone without some kind of endgoal- well, unless your name is edward of course) that he instantly fell in love with the guy. i can deal with the homicidal kind of crazy, but that? no. thats where i draw the line.

the next most obvious answer is that it was about oswalds love for ed. more believable, since its what the song was made for, but more believable doesnt mean believable. or likely. because even if i 100% believe that hes been loving this dude for so long its not something he has to think about anymore for it to be true, im pretty sure that itd be very random to suddenly focus on that when oswald was just about to die. so no, even if its what the song is intrinsically about.

so next most obvious answer is- wait. thats it. huh? theres no obvious answer anymore? everything else is brainrot? oh. oh well. its been five years, im sure its too late to worry about it now. what the hell.

im sure you know where im going with this. or maybe not. honestly idk what the fuck im talking about-

youre smart. you know what im about to say. if it wasnt about what oswald was feeling because he was otherwise preoccupied, and it wasnt about penn because that makes no fucking sense, then who was this song used for? who else was in the room?

...oh.

YOU.

YOU FUCKING IMBECILE. YOU STUPID DENSE PIECE OF-

inhale, exhale. no. don’ get mad, you know he cant help it. you know hes totally helpless when it comes to emotions. just breathe. ok.

i hate him. i hate him so much.

if the song wasnt for oswalds sake, it was for his. because i know hes in love with oswald, but does ed? does the producers??

'penguin in love' is about oswalds love. its about his love for edward. its about their love, their relationship. its about edward just as much as it is about oswald.

a-fucking-PPARANTLY, I DIDNT KNOW THAT!! I JUST THOUGHT OH YEAH OZZY BE THE GAY ONE HAHA FUNNY, I DIDNT KNOW IT COULD BE ABOUT ED DIRECTLY!!!

(why am i like this? what is my life? i will never be normal.)

ed has always been the obsessive one. first kristen (and the woman who shall not be named is just an extention of that ofc), then oswald, then lee. and as weve seen with kristen, when hes obsessed with someone, he can become possessive. absolutely not on the scale oswald is on, but still. theres a wee bit of jelly there. oh you have a boyfriend? better get rid of him! oh you wanna run away from me bc i murdered your boyfriend? better keep you right in place and- oh shit did i kill you? ono D:

this is a huge oversimplification, but you get the point. its there. or at least it has to be there because why else do you get so angy that someone is sitting in the lap of your just friend because they were fighting and they ended up in that position totally accidentally? like thats not normal behaviour, for anyone, unless you have possessive tendencies.

i mean its not like penn was a threat in any way. "he wasnt the threat, the dummy was the-" like i understand ed told penn about the submarine which was supposed to be a secret, but come on, like they couldnt make sure penn wouldnt say anything. so why would ed shoot him? its not even like penn was a random dude where that type of thing would be very inconsequential, oswald knew him. hed worked for oswald, and like i said, oswald was more or less fond of the guy. penns just a poor little meow meow, y u kil him eddie? 🥺

unless this fondness was part of the problem. unless ed saw how happy oswald was to see him, got annoyed but let it slide, then used penn attacking os and knowing about the sub as an excuse to kill him. and why would oswald being happy to see penn be a problem to ed? it wouldnt be. it wouldnt be, unless ed thinks oswald is his.

which makes sense. i know im calling him names and calling him out, but like. oswald told him he loved him like 5 times 2 years prior, i dont blame him for believing that maybe theres something to it (especially since that was the point of 3x14, oswald really being in love with him and surprising himself with it). but i thought ed didnt feel the same way? because hes very hetero? because he had a full-on girlfriend before, twice, technically? because-

"the truth is oswald, you would sacrifice anyone to save your own neck. even me."

"like i said! you will always fail, because youll never change."

hm. i know this is a bit off topic, but i just got a war-flashback and... why did ed sound so hurt when he said that? "youll never change." "you would sacrifice anyone. even me." why does he care? they were friends, best friends, yes, but why does he sound like a heartbroken wife who just found out her husband cheated on her again? why does-

"honestly you deserve this. you are opportunistic, your loyalty is.. shaking, at best, and you will hurt anyone, anyone, to get what you want."

"and yes, i was not a good friend. to you or anyone. its why im alone. but i saw you for what you are and i valued that!"

...why would edward nygma, the man who literally said "i dont love you" to oswald, be jealous of even the idea that maybe penn could have something going on with oswald? and why would he act on it if hes usually so careful to not reveal his feelings (unless its about kristen. the original obsession, the american dream, the just be normal, show them you are normal, and people will accept you)? he wouldnt.

unless oswald just told him that he knows he messed up. that hes sorry for it.

and unless that made him think that maybe theres a chance.

"love is about sacrifice. its about putting someone elses needs and happiness before your own."

"you gave up your revenge for me?"

a chance... for what?

"life begins anew."

"shall we get to work?"

and if theres a chance, hes not about to risk losing it. not this time.

so maybe 'penguin in love' is about more than just oswalds feelings. maybe they were trying to tell us that, yes, we see you traumatised gay kid, were sorry this is all we can give you, but here you go, eds in love with him too, but don’t tell the channel. subtlely. just for barely ten seconds. and maybe it can be enough.

nope, it wont be. im gonna sit here crying about the injustice of not having them kiss on screen in the finale as was originally intended for the rest of my life. seriously though, what is this, nbc's hannibal, where im noticing something new details every single time i watch the show, causing me to spiral? no, i was already spiralling. the spiralling was the reason i rewatched the scene. the scene simply made it worse.

so yeah, im done freaking out about a mediocre show that was cancelled 5 years ago and is honestly not worth anyones time (like, its ok. it might even be better than i remember since its been so long. i doubt it. but its ok).

tl;dr: ive only now realised that a specific gay song plays in a specific episode of a show i watched 5 years ago and the only reason theyd include it in the episode is if the dude that was not canonically in love with the other dude was in fact gay, they just werent allowed to make it canon, so they added the gay song to subtlely tell us about it.

have a wonderful day, hellsite. dont do what i did and go crazy about fictional gay people. i know you will though, that’s why im here too. i hate gay people. these two make me homophobic so bad, i wanna gauge my eyes out and skin myself-

[vanilladrpepper]

i do think that the french was meant as a little gag but also i do want to have a discussion about ways that i, personally, extrapolate meaning from it besides it being silly and charming! like objectively. theres no real explanation for why hes sobbing in french and it never gets brought up again but it is fun to think about potential reasons

for instance, he has been alive for 150 years, and has spent a lot of that time trying to patch up conflicts where he can and assist humans when he can - so perhaps he learned a bit of other languages in order to communicate with other people more often (though this does raise the question of who speaks french on no mans land. which i cannot answer) or perhaps (since the specific word is maman) it was something he grasped while on seeds with rem and knives which raises further questions on why this was being taught. potentially a reason i could see is due to the fact that children are able to learn languages better than adults - and perhaps rem was like hm. does their accelerated growth affect language learning capabilities? which admittedly does sound like a fascinating concept that would be harmless to the twins while providing more information on independents and their growth that could help rem figure out how to raise them properly and what steps to take

maybe he learned it bc he thought it was neat! or Fancy! i mean if i had 150 years to live id also probably learn a bunch of languages so i cant blame him really

admittedly i know a lot of this is completely just meandering around a one off gag but listen. Listen. language learning is neat and fascinating and does in effect communicate something about a person - whether thats where theyre from, who theyre around, what languages they feel are important or neat to learn and what they were exposed to as a child - and with vash (while obviously where hes from isnt france) it is interesting to try providing a reason for his knowledge!

[teganstable]

rwby fanfic observations

Okay so bare with me here but being a consumer of all things rwby naturally i read and enjoy some of the fanfics associated with the show, however recently after browsing ao3 for a bit I've noticed the amount of smut fics is just astronomically high and there isnt anything wrong with that if thats your thing but it does sorta feel like..... that's all there really is? This sorta ties into one of my earlier reblogs about how you don't need to write smut to write a good fanfic or whatever but like it just feels like the types of rwby related fics are limited to:

Smut

Rewrites

Gigachad Jaune

self inserts

Isekais

or one shots

again NOTHING WRONG with any of these like at all I mean we all write fanfics for fun and your own personal enjoyment but the lack of storybased rwby fanfics is considerably lower compared to the before mentioned types.

And I know what you're about to say "if u don't like it make your own" and I totally would except I suck and writing and I'm literally just an idea generator slapped into a meat sticks body writing is not in my skill set but I am a reader and these are my observations.

Speaking of fic ideas, I'm never gonna write this but it would essentially be rwby in the firefly verse because wouldn't that just work spectacularly? (the answer is yes. Yes it would if done right of course) obviously Joss beetle or whatever the heck his name is is not a great guy blegh do not approve BUT FIREFLY IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING and usually I'm not one for crossovers but for some reason I think this one would kinda work. Like it would be an intresting concept and I can see it so clearly

Kaylee? Ruby for sure

Yang? Definitely Malcom

Blake could totally pull off Inara vibes

Everyone else feels a little iffy but for the Tams Winter and Weiss obviously fit the bill naturally Zoe and Washburne are classic Renora, I think fusing the two universes together could come up with some intresting ideas which could lead to a cool story driven fic but I could yap about this idea forever instead I'm gonna shut up though because it's like 7 am and I haven't slept

[dirtybitfic]

Hit me I dare you-

Matt sturniolo fan-fic

🫦💋😈

Smut. Fighting. Slapping. Yelling. Making up.Bondage 🫣

Y/n pov

“FUCK YOU MATT . YOU ARE SUCH A DICK I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW” i yell in his face as he’s breathing hard fuming with anger.

“OH REALLY Y/N YOUR THE ONE WHO WAS GIVING THAT GUY FUCK ME EYES AS HE HIT ON YOU . YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO BE MAD AT ME RIGHT NOW” he yells in my face.

“OH REALLY WOW . I WAS NOT GIVING HIM FUCK ME EYES MATT I SIMPLY LOOKED UP AT HIM AS HE SPOKE TO ME . HE WAS TALL AS FUCK. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR A SHORT BITCH AND I JUST NEVER HAVE TO LOOK UP AT YOU WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME” i say getting even more angry with his accusations of me giving that guy at the bar Fuck me eyes.

“I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME FUCKING SHORT. GOD YOU ARE SUCH A BRATTY LITTLE CUNT SOMETIMES” he said as he grabbed me by the throat.

“DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING CUNT MATT . OH MY GOD FUCK YOU GO TO HELL AND GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME” I yell as I try and tear his hand off my throat but he just starts to squeeze harder making me go light headed. I hate to say it but seeing him so mad had me soaking fuckin wet.

Matt was always very dominant in all aspects of our relationship. But sometimes he takes it a little to far especially his possessiveness over me . He even clenches his jaw when I give Chris a hug . His own fucking brother who I am fully platonic friends with hugs me and he gets pissed off.

“WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU HUH . DID HE TELL YOU LOOKED HOT . MAYBE THAT HE WANTED TO TAKE YOU HOME AND TREAT YOU LIKE A LITTLE SLUT” he said so much in my face that I felt his words vibrate through my head.

I just looked at him shocked by what he just said .

“ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING ANSWER ME OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO MAKE YOU” he said practically spitting the words in my face.

“YEAH MATT. HE ACTUALLY TOLD ME HOW MUCH HE WANTED TO TAKE ME TO THE BATHROOM BEND ME OVER THE SINK AS I WATCH HIM HIT IT FROM THE BACK THROUGH THE MIRROR” I yell back . This was obviously a lie . The guy we’re fighting about was actually gay and was asking me if Nick was into guys or not but Matt doesn’t need to know that just yet . Seeing how mad I can get him is just too entertaining.

“OH YEAH YOU THINK THATS FUCKING FUNNY DONT YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKING SLUT “ matt says as his grip on my throat tightened and he slammed my back against the wall he had me pinned too knocking the air out of my lungs.

“YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BRAT . TELLING ME LIES JUST TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF NOW. YOU SHOULD KNOW NOT TO DO THAT BY NOW Y/N” his breathing has gotten more heavy and the next second his hand is raised by my face winding up to slap me.

Oh this is gonna be fun. Matt knows I love being slapped across the face in bed . I’m such a submissive little bitch when it comes to him. He could tell me to do anything and It would take no more than 5 seconds to oblige. But right now I know if he slapped me it wouldn’t be gentle . That thought intrigued me I wanna see how harshly his hand will hit my face so what do I do . PROVOKE HIM BITCH.

“OH YOU GONNA SLAP ME BITCH . I FUCKING. DARE.YOU” I scream in his face smiling a little bit pissing him off more than I thought I would . His hand still hasn’t moved so I tried a new tactic.

“AWW TO MUCH OF PUSSY TO DO IT . GOD THATS SO PATHETIC “ I said getting even more in his face then before.

Then all the sudden he slaps me so hard my head snaps to the left and my ear starts ringing a little bit. I just looked back at him smiling as a moan escapes my lips feeling so intensely turned on .

“WOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE MATT . I GUESS YOUR NOT AS MUCH OF A PUSSY AS I THOUGHT” I said as he just looked down at me with darkened eyes pupils fully blown out.

“GOD YOU THINK YOUR SO CUTE DONT YOU GETTING ME RIALD UP. I BET YOUR PUSSY I JUST SOAKED ISNT IT” he yelled again now gripping me by my hair making me look him in the eyes and all I can to is whine from how hard he’s pulling . It’s kinda giving me a head ache.

“Aww what . Finally decided to shut that slutty little fucking mouth “ he said so dominantly my knees went weak and I moaned .

“God your such a mess . This is all because you just couldn’t walk away from a man trying to hit on you. How pathetic is that” he said in your ear almost as a whisper . His voice is so deep and horse from all the yelling and it’s driving me crazy.

He starts sliding his hand under my dress causing me to close my eyes and let out shaky breathe.

“Woooow. Such a slut . You didn’t even wear fucking under wear. Did you want other guys to see your Pussy as you bent over the bar to order drinks . Huh. Is that what you wanted .” He slid his fingers through my pussy lips feeling how wet i really am. Causing me to whimper it’s honestly concerning how wet I am from him yelling at me.

He yanks my hair causing my eyes to open back up .

“Fucking look at me when I speak to you. Is.that. What . You . Fucking wanted “ he said pronunciating every word as he stared into my eyes as anger flashed  though his .

“N-no Matt i… “ I tried to get out .

“You what slut” he said angrily.

“I d-didn’t wear under because my dress was . T-too tight to wear any . T-they all showed lines.” I say sounding to pathetic as his fingers starting rubbing my clit. I closed my eyes and moaned from the feeling of his fingers driving me crazy.

“Strip. Now “ he said horse and authoritative.

I immediately started taking my dress off as he let go of my hair.

“Good girl. So fucking submissive for me” he says as i step of out my dress being fully naked for him now.

He grabbed me by my jaw harshly.

“Open that slutty little mouth for me “ he says as I look at him .

I open my mouth as he shoves his fingers in my mouth holding my tongue down and shoving his fingers down my throat causing me to gag and cough.

“Such a mess for daddy aren’t you slut “ he says making my eyes roll back into my head . He’s so fucking hot when he’s like this and I love every fucking second of it.

He pulls his fingers out of my mouth and then chokes me as he goes down to suck of my tits harshly nipping and sucking creating big dark hickeys all over them .

My hands go to his hair as I arch into him letting whimpers leave my lips.

“On the bed . Now “ he says huskily .

I immediately start walking over to the bed and lay down . I look at him waiting for his next move . He starts walking to the dresser opening the top drawer. Oh shit I must have really pissed him off cause he pulls out the pair off hand cuffs he uses on me when he’s mad as me and wants to restrain me from touching him.

“Sit up . Hands behind you back” he says darkly as he walks over to me in the bed.

I sit up on my knees and put my hands behind my back as he secured the cuffs pretty tightly.

“ Ass up face down slut “ he says.

I try my best to position my self the way he wants but struggle since my arms are secured behind my back . I guess I wasn’t how he wanted me be causing he harshly pulls my hips back and pushes my back down so I’m arched more .

I hear him unbuckling his belt and then hear his pants drop to the floor along with probably his shirt and boxers.

“God your so wet . Your pussy is just begging for me huh” he says as he walks closer to the bed and kneels behind me on the bed.

All I can get out is a couple whimpers.

“Use your fucking words” he says as he plants a hard slap of my ass.

“Y-yes Matt please I need you so bad” I say in a Winey tone.

“ beg for it then slut come one tell daddy just how much you want it” he says as he grabs a hold of my hair yanking my face off the bed.

“Mmm please daddy I want it so bad . Please fuck me . Ple— “

Was all I got out before he slammed into me painfully.

“FUCK DADDY “ I screamed out as he started ramming his hips into my ass hitting my G-spot painfully hard. He practically bruising my insides right now.

“Yeah you fucking being treated like a slut don’t you “ he says as he leans down to get closer to my ear.

“ YES FUCK DADDY “ I screamed out already feeling my orgasm coming . I’m kinda shocked cause I’ve never been this close so fast.

“I can feel you tightening around me slut. If you wanna cum your gonna have to beg me for it” he growls out in my ear bringing me even closer .

“PL-PLEASE DADDDY FUCK PLEASE CAN I CUM .”

“Mmm I don’t know . You think you deserve to “ he says

“YES PLEASE .I-CANT H..HOLD IT MUCH LONGER. PLEASE DADDY PLEASE” I scream out almost in pain from how hard I’m holding my orgasm back.

“go on the. Cum on my fucking cock slut” he groans out in my ear .

I immediately let go legs shaking and my breathing becoming rapid as my orgasm courses through my whole body.

“Good girl that’s it squeeze my fucking cock” he groans out as I start to come down from my high. His thrust started to get deeper causing my legs to shake more.

I start to try and push him away from the overstimulation but fail because of the handcuffs.

“Aww is to much mama want me to slow down” he asks mockingly.

“Yes Fuck Matt it’s to much “ I wine out trying to get him to slow down but instead he grabs ahold of the hand cuffs pulling me up off the bed a little and starts ramming into me so hard I’m crying.

“FUCK MATT I CA-CANT TAKE IT . PLEASEEE”

“Nah ma you should have thought about that before you let another man even speak to you. “

I mean he is kinda right but Jesus Christ I’m about to orgasm again and I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle that so soon.

“ you can take it ma . I can tell your getting close again” he says as groans come out of his mouth turning me on even more.

“Fu… FUCK MATT DONT STOP IM SO FUCKING CLOSE” I scream out feeling my orgasm approaching but this one feels a bit different than last time.

“ come on ma give it to me like a good little girl” he says as more moans come out of his mouth from how hard my pussy I’d clamping down in him.

“FUCK MATT IM GONNA…” was all I got out before I felt like I got hit by a tidal wave and I’m seeing stars.

“Holy fuck yeah squirt on my fucking cock ma” he says as I feel like water is dripping down my legs.

“That’s a good girl . Aww look at you shaking under me “ he says in a mocking tone.

“Fuck Matt I can’t take anymore please “ I say as my entire body starts to shake it’s becoming way to much for me to handle .

He pulls out of me and I feel the bed dip behind me as I heard him walk back over to the drawer.

Oh fuck what could be be grabbing now . All I know is that it’s not gonna be fun for me . I’m still shaking as I drop my body onto the bed now laying flat on my stomach.

I hear him walk back over to me but I’m too tired to even turn my head to look at him. Next thing I know the hand cuffs are off and are replaced with ropes. Fuck me I should not have pissed him off as much as I did. He flips me over so now I’m on my back an yanks my left arm and ties the rope over the head bored . Then moves to tie my right arm up too.

“Matt please I’m sorry . I cant take anymore . Fuck my face for all I care but please give my Pussy a brake” I say begging him because my Pussy is feeling very abused and overstimulated right now

“Aww cute but no your gonna take what I give to you . Cry for all I care but I won’t stop until my cum is fulling you up” he says deeply sending shivers through my body.

He gets back into the bed and hovers over me and places kisses on my neck then sucking harshly creating more hickeys all over.

I let moans out at he starts sucking on my sweet spot making me even wetter than I already am . I try to pull my arms to put my hands in his hair but the ropes don’t budge and the knots around them seemed to tighten from the tugging.

“ stop pulling in them or your gonna cut your circulation off ma” he says warning me.

I feel him line back up at my entrance and slides back in easily from how wet I am. His dick is pretty big about 8 inches and thick . A good amount of the time it takes me a while to adjust to him no matter how many times we fuck he stretches me out almost painfully .

“ fuck Matt it’s too much please be gentle “ I say feeling tears start to form in my eyes.

“ shut the Fuck up and take it “ he says before putting a hand over my mouth then grabbing my legs with the other and putting them over his shoulders and starts pounding into me deep, hard and fast. The angle he’s pounding into me hurts so good and I can’t help but scream out into his hand as tears start to stream down my face as he keeps pounding me he lifts his hand and reaches for something still keeping a steady pace.

Then I heard a buzzing sound it takes me a second to realize what it is . FUCK ME . If he puts a fucking vibrator on me right now it’s gonna send me into overdrive and I can not handle that right now.

“NO MATT DO NOT USE THAT ON ME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO …” before I can finish that sentence he pushes my legs open . Dropping one to his hip and keeping the other propped on his shoulder as he puts the vibrator on my clit.

“FUCK MATT . TAKE IT OFF NOW I CA-CANT T-TAKE IT” I scream out as tears start fully pouring out of my eyes . It hurts to good but Jesus Christ in so overstimulated right now .

“Nah your gonna cum again all over my cock and then I’ll ease up “ he says deep toned in my ear. He then turns up the vibrations and I scream out as my legs start shaking and my breathing becomes loud and rapid .

He comes down and pressed him lips on mine swallowing down all of my screams and moans trying to get out of my body .

“Come on mama give me one more I know you can do it “ he says against my lips as the tears keep streaming down my face.

“ FU… FUCK DADDY IM GONNA CUM” I scream out feeling the orgasm build up in my stomach. I just know this one is gonna be hard to take .

“Come on mama give it to me cum all over my cock” he whispers in my ear.

I’m sent over the edge as I feel myself squirting so hard and so much it covers my stomach and chest , the bed and him.

“FUCK ME . MATT TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF PLEASE” the vibrations becoming way to fucking much than they already were. At this point my legs will not stop shaking as I’ve pulled so hard on the ropes that my wrists started to feel raw.

“Such a good girl for me ma . I’m getting close I promise .” He says as he slows his thrust down still hitting me hard and deep just not at such a rapid pace.

“Fuck I’m gonna fucking fill you up” he moans out as he drops his head to my shoulder .

“Fuck Matt give it to me .Fill me up “ I moan out so exhausting and just ready for him to finish .

“F-Fuck I’m coming “ he groans out as he rams his hips deep into me and I feel his cum filling me up.

“Mmm Fuck Matt” I moan out from the sensation of his cum filling me up .

“Who’s pussy is this ma “ he asks deeply .

“Yours Matt only yours” I say out of breath.

“Good girl” he says as he pulls out of me .

He starts untying the ropes as my arms drop down to my sides . I have zero energy to move right now . My legs are still shaking and my arms feel like dead weight.

“Now you gonna tell me what that guy said to you or should we go for round two “ he says as he grabs my jaw and makes me took up at his standing above me.

“No Fuck no I’ll tell you.” I say .

“Go on then tell me” he says with a smirk on his face.

“ he was asking me if Nick was into guys or not cause he thought he was cute” I say smiling looking up at him.

He looks shocked then sits down beside me and strokes my hair .

“ your telling that you let me scream in your face, smack the shit out of you then practically sexually torture you . Over a GAY MAN” he says sounding a bit upset and apologetic.

“Mmmmm yep sure did” I say as I started to laugh.

“Oh mama I’m sorry I should have gone easier on you . Why did you not tell me he was gay” he asks kinda confused .

“Mm idk to be honest it was fun to see how angry I could get you. But I started to regret that after my second orgasm” I says laughing a little bit.

“God you are crazy “ he says starting to laugh too.

“Come on we need to shower “ he says as he stands up pulling my arms up and grabs me carrying me to the bathroom.

He sets me down on the toilet so I can pee as he goes to grab a change of clothes for us both.

After I finish and wipe he comes back in with the clothes and sets them down before coming to pull me up off the toilet and hold me as he turns on the shower . And steps in still holding onto me as we go under the hot water .

I feel my muscles relax as the hot water runs over my body and I hike Matt closer as my face rests on his chest and I listen to his heart beat as I feel warmth and calmness wash over me .

“We good mama “ he asks as she starts to wash my hair .

“Yes Matt we’re good “ I say looking at him smiling as I press a kiss on his lips and he smiles against me then moved me to rinse the shampoo out my hair as I still hold onto his waist and lean my head back letting the water run through my hair.

“You know Matt . You have such a slutty waist” I say making him laugh loudly.

“Shut the Fuck up y/n” he says shaking his head smiling at me.

“What it’s true “ I say laughing and smiling at him.

“ yeah yeah whatever” he says as he leans down to kiss me sweetly on the forehead .

We finish up our shower and get out drying off .

“Matt carry me my legs hurt” I say as we finish getting dressed.

He picks me up and I wrap my legs around his waist as he walks us to the bed and sets me down. I get comfortable under the covers as he goes to turn off the light.

He gets under the covers and scoots closer to me spooning me as we start to nod off to sleep .

“I love you beautiful “ he says as he plants soft kisses on my shoulder.

“I love you too Matt” I say as I fall deeper into sleep.

The mofokin end .

💋

[swampthingking]

I saw your post about jeremy paying off jeans debt to moriyamas and im screaming

OBVIOUSLY jean would not want that because he feels like hes just being bought by another person (but a more healed jean might not. Depends on when it happens tbh)

And omfg,,,, yeah jeremy is probably very rich since he has a butler and a personel chef (which I find are VERY expensive in america for some reason. Especially such good ones) his family even has connections to congressmen. So to think he could probably pay off the mafia is a bit exaggerated, and it would take millions (jeremys entire bank account probably)

And its so,,,,, UGH can you Imagine how it would go. Neil would probably have to be present to help handle it (neil is officially jeans agent to handle mafia business imo)

Amd jeremy being free would also cause and existential crisis. What was jean going to do with his life was jean now jeremys puppet would jeremy still be nice to him now that he has control over jean what does he want to do now.

It also raises the question of what jean would think of exy now that he isnt obligated to play it.

(Sorry this is a lot lol)

this became so much longer than i anticipated BUT

do not apologize I LOVE THIS

ok so. jean would definitely not want jeremy to buy his freedom.

because…what is ‘freedom.’

i think the jean now, that we’ve met after tsc1, would be fucking pissed if jeremy bought his freedom. i think he would not feel…safe? around jeremy? because— now that he owns me, he can do anything he wants to me. i think that it would put such a rift in the precarious trust they’ve built. even at the end of tsc, jean tells jeremy “i trust you” and immediately thinks i have no choice but to. and then is like wweeeeelllll that doesn’t exactly feel true though. so i think jeremy doing that would be like a ‘what the fuck, was not expecting that’ moment.

but jeremy. jeremy. we have seen that if he has the means to do something, he will do it. let me push away my familial issues and answer lucas’s call. do you feel safe with your brother? he would have picked lucas up. he would have found somewhere else for lucas to stay. i will focus on others’ problems so i do not have to face my own. i will be your partner. i will buy two twin beds and move into your room.

so, sorry, to backtrack: i think jean will eventually tell jeremy the full truth. i think jean won’t be able to stop himself, same with his other confessions—i didn’t ask. they didn’t know. jeremy asks the right questions with so much care that jean’s mouth starts moving before he thinks through what he’s supposed to say. jean subconsciously feeling safe enough to speak freely around jeremy, cat, and laila is a WHOLE other thing but i digress

and jeremy will go into “fix-it” mode. will call kevin with the idea. and kevin will be like “do not fucking do that” and i think neil will somehow get involved (especially if jeremy went through with it anyway. neil will go just to make sure jeremy does not, y’know, get fucking killed. also? how do you contact the mafia?). jean will also tell jeremy “do not fucking do that.” 1, because. this is the. this is the fucking mafia. they could absolutely kill you. they could say, “aaaah. yeah, you can buy jean’s freedom, but [insert damning terms that indebt you to us.]” and you can’t just…deny the mafia. it’s a suicide mission. and 2 because…jean doesn’t think he deserves it. he’ll think he’s not worthy of it. i don’t think he would be able to fathom the word ‘freedom.’ i think he would think of it, exactly like you said, as being bought. passed from one owner to the other.

and, if jeremy did it, he would reassure him. would be like “no you can make your own decisions. you can do what you want. you can change your major. you can play exy for fun or go pro by choice.”

and jean, i think, would just crumble. he obviously doesn’t like being owned (who does) but that’s all he’s had for 5 years. that’s all he has survived by. i am jean moreau. i belong to the moriyamas. imagine the mantra that has kept him alive for 5 years just…not being true anymore. he would be going from who am i without the ravens? to who am i without the moriyamas? like you said, what a fucking existential crisis.

i genuinely think it would fuck up their dynamic. i think jean would feel like he owes jeremy something. and jeremy would tell him he doesn’t. but i don’t think jeremy would quite…trust jean in a romantic sense. like, is he just initiating [romantic or sexual act] because he thinks he owes it to me? or even as a friendship, honestly. is he just agreeing to [friend activity] because he thinks he has no choice but to listen to me?

so jean wouldn’t be able to trust jeremy because he would feel owned, and that’s trauma baby. and jeremy wouldn’t be able to trust jean because he would feel like jean is, well, trauma responding. fawn, freeze. agree, acquiesce, repent.

so yeah it is grounds for LOTS of angst and … i’m having many thoughts.

maybe these thoughts would change after tsc2 comes out, but either way, i definitely do not see jean being particularly grateful or thankful. i see it as jean being like “you are a fucking idiot” and “why would you do that to yourself” and “why would you do that for me”

oh hey and imagine if they have the “what were you thinking, why would you do that” conversation and a love confession happens. and jeremy is like “bc i fucking??? love you??? [or something]” and like??? it would be so conflicting for them BOTH because jean [in the case that he does love jeremy back]: do i say i love you back. do i push him away for his own safety. but i don’t want to be ungrateful (and get punished), and jeremy: oh god. he’s going to think he needs to say it back. how will i know how he actually feels.

and i almost forgot about the money part of it ok—

yeah so i think the only way ichiru would accept jeremy’s deal was if they calculated how much a pro exy player’s salary and multiplied it by… let’s say a 10 year career? that would put jean at roughly 30ish when he retires? i think they would be like “ok, pay us for what we would have gotten for jean’s career.” (if they even entertained the thought).

dude i cannot even conceptualize how much money that would be. millions upon millions. and i guess jeremy could pay them in increments? but? idk. i did the math for like if jean made a million a year but my fucking brain. hurts. so i can’t get into that

but YEAH!!!

oh the angst. especially if jean said “there is no fucking way in hell you are doing that” and jeremy said “okay i won’t” and did it anyways …..

there’s also the thought that jeremy just…didn’t tell jean he had bought his freedom. if he just let jean live thinking he was cut loose. but then. the guilt jeremy would feel, keeping that information from him. jean has never been able to make his own decisions, and here he is, building a life for himself and not even knowing the real reason why he’s able to do so.

would they just be able to talk and move past it and rebuild that trust? would this be like some kind of fuckin shakespearean tragedy???

in this hc i just have to believe that they work past it and communicate because. holy shit this is messy

[utahlive]

im sorry utah nation. I played videos game instead of working on an episode,, orz

on an unrelated note, I wanted to ask: does anyone have any tumblr themes or ways to make posts chronological? We have roughly 150 episodes of UtahLIVE, and although most of them can be read out of order, there is a timeline (plus it would be more convenient for new readers. Ive gotten a lot of asks about topics or scenarios that have already been answered). If there are any tutorials/themes/tips let me know via DMs or ask box!

additionally:

LETS GOOOOO!!! This is insane! 4000 people... thats roughly twice the size of the student body at my school. I dont know how many of you guys are porn bots, but im still going to take this W. I feel like I should do something special? People usually do community events for milestones I think so if you have ideas let me know?? Otherwise I’ll have something fun to post in the next week.

+ some quick q&a below

avoiding potential lawsuits 🙏

I know this one is meant for Wilbur, but alas thats just how I draw eyes. Sorry my art style gave your fave character cataracts. yeah its permanent. no sorry we cant fix it. um. insurance doesnt cover the surgery so hes like that forever. yeah. sorry

(i do like to mess with how I draw eyes, but the white color is a stylistic choice)

its a psycho-competitive relationship that can be construed to be romantic (but it's not explicit). obviously

anon im holding your hand so tenderly and lovingly. it means a lot that people like my art! more than I can say, which is why ive been trying to figure out how to answer this ask for the past like... two+ weeks since you sent it in! Im probably gonna hold off on sharing my other accounts for a few reasons (there might be some people who already know my other blogs which is fine idc welcome to my twisted mind etc im just not going to advertise them here). My main blog is basically a spam blog where I dont tag anything. I dont really post original art and my fandom art is few and far between. 90% of my work just goes in discord DMs or servers 💀 I think the main reason though-and this may or may not make sense to some of you-is that I don’t want your opinion of me to change how you view the story. This is a super specific example, but for all my fic readers out there: have you ever joined an authors server, and then after meeting them you feel a bit odd about the fic since the creator isnt exactly the person you thought them to be (not necessarily in a good or bad way)? That’s exactly what I don’t want happening with this blog. Basically: Nooo what if you find out about me as a person and realize im cringeeee aaaaa [image of the werewolf transformation (you know the one)] That being said, we’ll see how things go, I guess! At the very least, I’ll probably put my socials out when I’m done here (we got a ways to go before that happens though, so dont even start to worry about that) that was a lot of text for one answer. yeesh 😬 sorry about that

[zedif-y]

hi!! hope you're having a good day! :D

as a zedaph Expert, i wanted to ask for your opinion on how you would characterise him? i feel like i have a vague idea on what he's like but putting it into words is hard...

it's okay if you don't answer btw!!

Hello! took me a bit to get to this ask, my bad! honestly, I struggle with writing his character as well, but I've accumulated some random notes over time that I think might be helpful :]

Notes under the cut, because it's long NDNDND

-his jokes tend to be very witty. his humor isn't sarcastic, he just Says stuff and then moves on. Scar said once that zed's the kind of person where you'll just think huh, yeah, that Is pretty funny! so sometimes his jokes are the kind where it takes a second for you to process it. they're also pretty Out There DKDNDKD

-noises. so many Noises.

-he likes to make jokes at his expense (ex: not having friends, wetting himself, i'm an idiot, etc etc)

(SIDE SHIPPY/CHARACTER RELATIONSHIP NOTE: between him and tango, tango would be the more openly "sentimental" one, in the sense that zed is more likely to make jokes about them not Actually being friends (one example is "we've been friends for too long" + the tango bit in the blockumentary video) despite the fact that Yes, Obviously they are close. I MEAN TANGO HAD AN ANSWER FOR THE "HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN FRIENDS" QUESTION)

(EXTRA EXTRA NOTE: he and tango have a very similar sense of humor. (kind of obvious but . still!) they also like to make fun of each other)

-zed's voice goes Down an octave after laughing too much + he gets teary-eyed from laughing pretty easily.

-not a character voice note, but! zed isnt a very confrontational fighter . he prefers using potions to weaken his opponent before attacking with his sword. that being said, if he knows he's screwed, he just straight up Runs.

-zed is able to remain more level-headed than tango when it comes to puzzles. where tango is very goal-focused and gets frustrated/confused when things don't work out the way he expects, zed tries to work through them step by step instead of trying to solve it in one go. (tango is better at logic puzzles and zed is better at more Visual ones, he needs a good mental image of things)

-he makes connections you really don't think of, most times. he also doesn't like doing things the Normal, Boring way, though if you watch at least one of his videos that becomes apparent Fast.

-despite his silliness, he's actually pretty damn smart!

-he's a pretty affectionate, touchy guy! (based off of when he met skizz for the first time irl<3)

[aztarion]

oc of your choice for edgy oc ask meme🫶 3, 14, 25

THANK YOU JULES <333 i did deva big surprise

(answered 3 in previous)

14. How does your OC want to be seen by other characters?

Honestly some of the vibes Adam gives off LOL. She notices how proud Rebecca is of Adam as the commanding agent and is very much envious/in awe of that (hates that she so badly seeks her mother’s approval though, yes I’ll go crazy with fucked mother/daughter relationships in everything don’t @ me) and the control he has over his emotions. There’s a part in book two down in the sewers with Mason, where depending on your dialogue choice he’ll remark that the detective sounds just like Adam in that moment, and I can just imagine Deva getting hyped in a twisted way like omg yes perceive me as such. girl you need to chill. if you mixed A & M together that would be her ideal :

25. What’s your favourite thing about your OC?

That she’s still a bit of a wildcard in my brain. This probably says a lot about the way I write lol but i was so uninspired and in a rut with my creativity at the time and I get very anal about characters sticking to an end trajectory that u can somewhat see coming in their behaviours and past choices, which limits them and myself. Deva was neat in that in wayhaven at least she started as a fun messy joke where I wasn’t so worried about the conses of her quencies or her decisions making sense long term like other OCs, and she just kinda came alive and added context all on her own, which brought back the love I had for rping :D. It helps that the series isnt complete too. Adding more layers and meat to her and writing her consistently has obviously built on her character and why she acts certain ways or does certain things because I am an armchair psychologist but in the very beginning it was VERY loosey goosey and she broke a lot of creative blocks for me :>

AND ANOTHER adam and ellie because i think this one looks better.. <3

[paramountpetrichor]

hate that i cant send asks on my side blog-

but hi! im void! and im absolutely Obsessed with ur art and the ships u talk about and- and-

*clears throat and tents hands together calmly* im here to lose my mind a bit :3

some Rambles of a few ships that i just. love a lot OTL

obviously love eclipse/earth. theyre just. its perfect! eclipse Really needs someone to pamper and take care of him sweetly but also Not tolerate his bullshit while also being gentle. his main drive is getting the reaction he wants, so wut if he doesnt get it? well then he has to find other ways to make ppl react how he wants and earth shows him how to get that satisfaction while not hurting ppl! its really easy to get a quick reaction out of ppl when u just give em a quick kiss. a small peck or two. like a small harmless prank! and she cheers him on as he (consensually) kisses the entire family. ofc he kisses her too. earth is the big sister that hes always needed and DAMNIT is she gonna help him get better <3

another earth ship but... solar/earth. AGAIN. SOOO MUCH POTENTIAL!! THEYRE SO CLOSE AND BONDED AND SO FUCKING FLUFFY!!!!!! im surprised how little ppl talk about solar/earth despite HOW FUCKING GOOD AND EASY ITD BE TO SHIP THEM. they were gonna make lil stuffies with each other and she was gonna make a bunny and he was gonna make a snake and theyd be friends!!!!! GGAAAAAAHHHHHH OTL and dont even get me STARTED on how she cried and said "i wanted to ask if he wanted to be my brother" FUCK DUUUUDDDEE

okayokayokay.. moving on...... i think we all know of moon/eclipse. literally the tension between them HURTS to witness. "want me to get on my knees back there sweetie?" "want me to bark for u?" "kiss my boot while ur at it" LIKE????? ECLIPSE STFU STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!!!! i can just imagine HOW MUCH that flusters moon and he tries SO HARD to hide it but. its *so* obvious. ALSO the added bonus of the whole enemies to lovers thing??? also wut u talked about earlier in ur own post about how their relationship would slowly develop is SO GOOOOODDDDD

sun/moon.... always the classic. the otp of them all. can never escape them. something i wanted to ask YOU was how do u think moon/sun realized they were attracted to the other?? i bet itd be something like super small like the other doing something silly and them just going "oh *shit*" AND I AGREE that theyd be SOOOO TOUCHY!!!! hugs and kisses and cuddles and hand holding ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! u can NOT EVER separate them! they r a packaged deal!!!!

im a HUGE sun/eclipse shipper tho i usually dont imagine them as being incestuous but... its fun to consider 👀 he gets redeemed and added back into the family and UH OH- he has feelings for the sun :] wut will he ever do!!!! (obviously kiss him. clearly the only correct answer) BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS i think itd be a Really Good slow burn between the 2. i feel like eclipse would be Super ashamed of himself for having a Crush on his Brother of all ppl!! but.... it wouldnt hurt too much, would it? i feel like in general the family would already be a big mess of polyamory but eclipse doesnt Know for a while. they THOUGHT it was obvious that like- its normal for them to kiss each other. but he didnt know!!! so hes like. super fucking shocked to maybe like one day walk in on a pair of them kissing the other (i say sun n moon :3c) and being super fucking confused and conflicted like. THIS IS A THING?? THIS IS NORMAL FOR THEM???? honest to god i wanna write this as a silly oneshot maybe- but dw! bc in the end sun and eclipse DO KISS!!!! THEY GET TO BE GAY IN THE END!!

this is getting so fucking long and im so sorry so ill limit myself to only ONE more ship- solar/jack. on my main i say "oh no it isnt incest i just like creator/creation" but... we all know y we're here/silly TJERES SO MUCH POTENTIALL!!! jack/everyone is great but i ESPECIALLY love solar/jack bc jack Really needs the gentle guiding hand of a parent to help him understand the world better. sweet baby boy needs a bit of help understanding things. but dont worry! solar is here to help!!

also just in general. lunar is a little shit. he goes after Everyone. no one is safe from him. there is no escape from the wrath that is lunars affection :3c

i would ramble more but this has gotten So Fucking Long and its like 1am and im not even gonna go back and spellcheck/edit this so im just sending it and hoping it makes sense :'3

HOPE U HAVE A GOOD DAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

rubs my grimy little hands together. ive been WAITING for time to answer this big boy ask and now I've got it muahahaha

well actually first off, ADHDKAFAJSGA THANK YOUUU 🥺🥺 <3 the whole ass reason i create things is bc i like seeing people's reactions to what my silly little mind cooks up, so knowing you like my gay kissy robots simply makes me wanna create More >:3 and yes please feel free to lose your mind in my inbox any time, any hour /gen

YAYAYAYA ECLIPSEARTH YAYAYAYAYA!!! god you're so right, they are Objectively good together and i Can't be convinced otherwise. Earth won't take Eclipse's bs, but she also won't go about calling him out on it in a mean way. she politely asks why he's Like That, what she can do to help, and then she just has to stand there Confused when Eclipse runs away cause his ass is NOT used to genuine sincerity and his mechanical heart starts beating out of his chest at even the slightest sign of it!!! also just ascended to the heavens over the thought of Eclipse kissing Earth for the first time (cause i feel like Earth would initiate all the kisses at first :3c) and Earth just explodes into giggles and stims. Eclipse is even more flustered- he's grumbling and hiding his face away as Earth tries to kiss his rays cause "you were supposed to be embarrassed- not happy!!!" andand one more thing- the thing where you said how Earth would encourage Eclipse to go give everyone kisses? *Inhale*. HELL FUCKING YEAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!! ourghhh Eclipse and Moon are bickering per usual and then Eclipse just shuts hi up by kissing him... and now Moon is thinking about that for Days. then Eclipse pulls that on Sun. and Lunar. and on every Other celestial until he's kissed everyone, and then he approaches Earth like a proud cat about it, explaining who he kissed and how he did it all while preening like a peacock. (he wants kisses from her as a reward, dammit!!!) agajsgqja eclipsearth hhh theyre so cuteee hhh i need to draw them smooching so bad hhh

KWGIWGIQGA YES NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT SOLAR AND EARTH. and tbh i think the reason so Few peeps talk abt them is Because (as much as i love it) of the fact that Earth canonically considers Solar her brother. that pushes many Normies away from even making au's where they're together, which is what solarmoon's normally do bc they were shipping solarmoon Before Moon ever even though of Solar as family. the content-craving part of me brain kinda wishes Earth never called Solar brother bc there would've been sooooo much ship art of the two after that episode if so istg. ...but the proship brain LOVES that she called him brother cause now i have more reasoning to make them kith >:3 i bet when Solar comes back (bc he will and if he doesn't i'm gaslighting myself into believing he is <3) he and Earth are gonna have little playdates with the things they crochet together... their bunny and snake end up on a little date and Earth and Solar are giggling like teenagers whenever they flirt w each other through their respective plushy <3<3<3 and then at the end of it whenever the two plushes bonk their heads together in a kiss EA&SO KISS TOO and JAFUSFAIGA AUGHHH THEY'RE SO CUUUTEEE

anon i will literally /p marry you. you just gave me an excuse to yell about mooneclipse. *Ahem*. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1!1!!1! I FUCKING LOVE MOONECLIPSE!!!1!!!11!!1! ik i've previously screamed about how i think their relationship would develop, but i haven't talked about the slowburn enough yet. sooo... hi not to make this a Lil raunchy but: Eclipse saddling up behind Moon while Moon's in p&s, Eclipse presses his chest against Moon's back, wrapping his arms around his torso and murmuring teases mixed in with Very Family Friendly things in his ear. Moon is torn between leaning his head back to start kissing the sonuva bitch, or if he should smack Eclipse's head 180° around with a wrench. (spoiler: he goes with the first option :3) mooneclipse Also good whenever i can shove Sun in there bc if Sun ever walked in on the two making out he'd never recover. that's all he'll be thinking about for the next year, and the year after that if it happens again. he wants to be in-between them so baddd afaksfaksfaga

SPEAKING about Sun, SUN/MOON YEHAHAHAHAHAH!!! and oh ohh i TOTALLY agree with the Super Small thing. i think it was a fell first, fell harder situation with Specifically Sun and New Moon. Sun fell first, and N.M fell harder. thas' because S&M were already a Thing during the Old Moon days, sooo Sun already had them-there feelings, and New Moon, in all his dorky, smart, trying-his-best glory, just MADE THEM WORSE doing the tiniest little things. like, y'know that high-pitched screechy laugh Moon does whenever he's laughing too hard? Sun heard him do that for the first time and the urge to kiss Moon struck Sun so hard he got a lil dizzy. there were so many times before the two got together where Sun would just Stare at Moon, not listening to whatever tf he was saying and just admiring every inch of him. and Sun only snapped out of it whenever he heard his own rays whirring a mile a minute isgsigsogaoga. BUT. but, New Moon fell harder. if i were to assign a canon moment in the timeline where i think he realized his feelings for Sun, it would be when Sun comforted him during his breakdown over Solar. like Moon, on the verge of passing out, feels himself being cradled into Sun's chest as he carries him to bed and oh no oh fuck oh shit this isn't brotherly love he's feeling it's not it's not. and then whenever Sun brings him sushi the next morning Moon accidentally starts thinking of it like a lil breakfast date and that thought has him shaking and JAFAUFIAGIAG they're so CUTE and AWKWARDN and SOSOSO cuddly whenever they finally get together. Sun has to be on Moon's lap at least once everyday or else he'll be Pouty.

THE WAY YOU FLAVORED THIS SPECIFIC VERSION OF SUNECLIPSE MADE ME ISGIAFIFAIGAIGIA. YESSSSS. Eclipse feels so bad about catching feelings for his new brother, but... the Celestials are already More physically affectionate with each other than normal siblings are, and Eclipse Swears he sometimes catches them all coming out of each other's rooms wearing each other's clothes, and most importantly why does it seem like Sun is flirting with him all the time??? (< cause he Is lmao) Eclipse walks in on S&M making out- Sun having his whole ass legs wrapped around Moon's waist and Eclipse fucking just.🧍‍♂️. "hELLO???!?! HELLO!!?!?!?!1?!" and then S&M Still take like a solid minute to Fully pull away cause. whaaat d'you waaaaant Eclipse can't you see they're busy??? ...unless you wanna Join them, ofc :) (< Eclipse explodes on the spot /vpos)

ON MY KNEES. FINALLY, ANOTHER WHO SEES MY SOLAR/JACK VISION. i'unno if you are a Reader of my Ao3, but if you Aren't, then you should know i think jack starts doing romance stuff alllll thanks to Lunar. he is a Horrible influence. Lunar tells him about kissing, flirting, seduction, the Things That Come After That that i can't say in interest of keeping this post Tame uagigaigaigs. aaand then Jack wants to try all those things on Solar!!! cause who better to love on then your own creator!!! someone walks in on Solar with Jack in his lap one day, and they are very close together, Almost kissing, and then Solar Shrieks and tries to act like he wasn't about to kiss Jack. he's just- he's just doing repairs!!! that's all!!!! thaaat's all!!!!! (Jack is so confused- is he a bad kisser? what did he do wrong :( [< he did Nothing wrong Solar just has Anxiety usgwgigwigw])

AAAND last but not least, yes, Lunar has gone for everyone once, twice, thrice, and probably even more for Some. if someone were to ask him his body count he'd have to Swiftly change the subject out of fear of Never Living Down The Truth Igiahagaig

it took me like over 3 hours to write all this out AHAHHAHAH hope i matched your Hype when it comes to these ships cause theyre all AHAHHJHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[acaciapines]

so....abt that adventure time daemon au....sits down with folded hands. im SO SO curious as to what your thoughts are and lowkey wondering if theyre anything like what ive been cooking up in my twisted mind...slash joke...YOU GO FIRST I WANNA KNOW!!

jkdfgdjfkg yeah im gonna focus on the fionna + cake aspects since thats what i posted but if you wanna know about someone else send a followup!! i have the strongest ideas for marceline and more scattered thoughts on everyone else but!! i turn this around in my head a lot lol.

under the cut bc i am incapable of being short

so. the reason fionna world is Like It Is despite nominally being a human au is bc i decided that in ooo, humans are the only people with daemons! everyone else has Something Else, but that something else isnt actually a daemon (this bit is still fuzzy lol since it would just be more bg in anything i write).

so that means the only characters in adventure time who have/had a daemon are finn (tossing around the name honey for her?? shes unsettled but mostly dogs bc they grew up with dogs lol), marceline (she lost her daemon upon becoming a vampire, gets her back at the end of stakes. do not ask me what she is settled as idk as of now lol), and simon (lost her upon becoming ice king, he does Not get her back. i think its fun if she is a penguin bc that makes ice king surrounding himself w penguins super tragic. he knows something is gone but cannot articulate what.)

also i guess people like susan strong and the humans on the human island but shhhh i dont have super strong ideas for them lol.

ALL THAT TO SAY. since fionnaworld was created by prismo (gonna be real idk what his deal is but he is obviously His Own Thing and as a deity type deal he probably is granted w 'can see dust' powers and thus has no idea what daemons are all about) and lives in ice kings/later simons head (one who doesnt know about daemons and one who is mourning the permanent loss of his own) when fionna and cake were "created" finn jake and finn's daemon were mashed into two characters, who are! human and daemon.

everyone else either never had a daemon in normal ooo (ex. pb) or didnt have them at the time fionnaworld was created and thus they werent carried over (ex. marceline.) of everyone tho probably marshall WOULD know the most, this is why he has a line in my fic where he's like, do you know what i'd do for a weird cat? as a sort of hint that he SHOULD have a daemon, but. alas.

uhhh. where am i going with this.

OH RIGHT so yeah basically when fionnaworld became de-magicked it took with it a lot of people's points of connection--everyone ends up way more isolated than they were. since simon is mourning his own daemon that translates to daemons just Not Existing, and so fionna and cake are very much isolated from each other. they dont have the words for their relationship. all fionna knows is she needs cake with her, and vice versa.

cake IS still a daemon, but without that framework shes stuck in the 'normal cat' role even though she does a lot of noncatlike things, n her and fionna are very very good still at sorta knowing what the other is thinking and reacting accordingly. the people closest to fionna (so, really just marshall and gary lol) have SOME idea of what is up but if asked its more leftover instinct than like, the ability to actually explain any of this. fionna and cake try to interact w the world as a human-daemon pair but that doesnt work when the world has no fucking idea what that is.

uh. that. probably answers some question!! i think the plot of fionna and cake itself is MOSTLY the same...really fionna and cake just find out there is a word for who they are to each other n get that relationship reestablished which isnt a far cry from canon. i really like the stuff they do with betty/simon so i wouldnt want to change that, though i imagine there is a bit of simon mourning his lost daemon too--idk i feel like you could tie those feelings in if you were to write a full adaptation but i!! dont think enough changes to do that so i wont be lol.

i mostly just wanted to do episode one bc again. daemon in a world that doesnt know wtf a daemon is. truly the funniest and most tragic thing in the world.

[mysterionrisez]

idk much to ask about for hcs, but what genre of music do you think each of the main 4 likes (and craig's gang if u wanna)? :D

it took me a bit to get to this bc this question means so much to me you dont understand . ANWAYS

stan: ...very generic answer but like. midwest emo. dad rock. and like.. emo / pop rock too??? he could rock w/ some fall out boy, but not like patd cuz its too theatre kidsy. and OBVIOUSLY the front bottoms and alex g and modern baseball!! if we learned anything in band in china its that he very much treats music like an outlet for his emotions. and on that note he listens to metal too, but mostly when he is mentally at his worse.

kyle: i dont think i could pin him down to one genre, he's a big music guy but stays within the constraints of "music with authenticity but not to the point that it makes him look pathetic". so he's not listening to the front bottoms like stan is because that's just.. TOO raw, and hes caught up in the "lack of music conventions" in stan's music taste (he doesn't know a thing about music theory so he'll get pissed if you ask why). at the same time like kyle would NOT be into overproduced shit you hear on the radio u feel me. he curates his spotify playlist moods well, new wave/folk/indie rock/r&b at his neutral state and hip hop/punk/harder rock when at his other neutral state (pissed off). he doesn't listen to music when he's sad he just sits there in silence with a thousand yard stare

cartman: once again, expected answer, but he's a bubblegum pop girlie, so like britney spears/lady gaga/justin timberlake/beyonce OBVIOUSLY!!! he also likes hyperpop but the types that lean more into the "pop" part than the "hyper" part like charli xcx and carly rae jepsen. he hates listening to anything that isnt fun and stan and kyle dont like anything too fun so every road trip where they pass the aux across the group is a warzone

kenny: quite literally will listen to anything and everything. falls into the industrial pop / electropop scene frequently because he loves that it all sounds very New! he is a very social individual so he's most likely to put on what will get a rise out of his friends, he puts on 100 gecs and nine inch nails everytime he gets the aux because they bitch about it the entire time. its funny. he prefers to have noise on 24/7 and will even listen to pop country if it means unlocking new emotions

butters: will also listen to anything but to a worse degree. kenny has a rationale for what he listens to and why he enjoys it but butters just hears a song and decides its the best thing he's heard in his life. he's well versed in the girlypop scene through cartman but he also thinks that ajr is genuinely #deep. you know those overproduced songs that sound like they'd be in old navy commercials??? yeah. butters would listen to that shit.

but also worth mentioning hes not really a music person like he doesnt have spotify and most of what he listens to is through his friends

craig: just straight up does not listen to music. he doesnt hate it but there is no urge and he is DEEPLY noise sensitive, and a lot of music is unpredictable. more likely to put on a tv show he's already seen 437587354 times if he needs sound in the background.

clyde: college frat bro vibes like hes into really fake diluted edm like chainsmokers and calvin harris kinda bullshit. he is NOT a music guy and just searches "top hits" and listens to whatever spotify spits at him.

tolkien: another will-listen-to-mostly-anything soldier! he's most accustomed to stuff his parents play around him, so a lot of 60s rock, blues, jazz, swing, shit like that. he's a mild-tempered guy with a mild-tempered taste in music, he'll go crazy for a good guitar solo/bassline like jimi hendrix. because of that he's offput by anything too loud or raunchy like kenny's music but he's desperate to fit in with his peers so he makes it work

jimmy: not very notable because i think he has generic music enjoyment however i do think he's one of weird al yankovic's top streamers on spotify. he and kenny team up to create the worst queue at the house party. he's the one tossing in witch doctor and crazy frog

tweek (just for fun): is very scared of lyrical music trying to communicate Themes and Ideas to him so he listens to car crash sfx type a beats just to get the demons out

wendy (also for fun): dykezilla who listens to laufey and phoebe bridgers and beabadoobee. what can i say.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thoughts about the prince gojo au I've had... The first time knight reader has to kill. The first life they take for him.... That surely must change a person for its weight and traumatic experience. Prince Gojo getting to know this, getting to see knight reader's blood stained hands. Feelings,,,,,

OHHHHHHH ANON YOUR BRAIN YOUR BRAIN…… this is such a tasty scenario and i HAVE thought abt it in bits and pieces (this answer will probably get long so im putting it under the cut im sorry anon but these two legitimately make me insane </3)

OK SO FIRST OFF i see ur vision so clearly……. one trope that will ALWAYS fucking gut me is the image of clean hands reaching out for bloodied ones and that is literally my prince!gojo & knight!reader in a nutshell i think. the devoted bloodied knight x the prince who dirties his own hands to clean them up.. yeah. u Get it.

and and and!! this is so important to me actually bc im genuinely sick in the head when it comes to knights. i love knights so much. and i think the most interesting thing abt them is the fact that being a perfect knight is impossible FOR MANY REASONS but among others its just the idea that a knight should be kind and good and humane juxtaposed with the reality that a knight has to kill whatever — or whoever — they’re told to kill. and for that reason all knights are a little (a Lot) unhinged to me and very much traumatized.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO KNIGHT!READER……. i think they get desensitized to it pretty quickly. their main focus is helping the prince / easing his burden / etc etc, so i think theyre willing to place their duty above their own morals, at least to a certain extent. (they still very much have a hero complex LOL) but but but… it still obviously affects them. and you’re absolutely right — the very first person that they kill will obviously have a huge impact on them.

because knight!reader had such an awful upbringing (before meeting satoru!!) i see them being very empathetic!! w a general desire to do Good. so the idea of them having to kill someone, maybe even someone who’s pleading for their life…. yeah. ough. but i do think theyd try to convince themselves that theyre fine, that satoru comes first, etc etc….. that they’re doing it for Him. so its fine. (but its not.)

and as for satoru’s reaction ohhhh anon u little genius…. i hadnt thought abt it before but!! i do think he’d be worried. my prince!gojo is a bit twisted in certain ways and i doubt he’d care that reader killed someone, or about their victim, but he would care abt the possibility of it affecting them. i think he’s mildly opposed to reader being a knight because of this!! because he knows that knighthood in itself is a daydream that’ll only cause them harm. but he respects their wishes and stays out of it… mostly….. definitely gets upset at whoever ordered them to kill for the first time, but after its happened again and again there isnt much he can do.

he’s very attentive, though!! keeps an eye out. or asks suguru to keep an eye out. just in case. i also firmly believe that he’d insist on cleaning knight!reader up himself <33 i think he enjoys gently wiping the blood off your skin. it’s domestic to him. (he is Not normal)

can u tell im normal abt them TYSM FOR INDULGING ME ANON….. ohh this was so fun to think abt. if u ever have any other prince!gojo/knight!reader thoughts then i’d love to hear them <333

[ambalambs]

Going through my new game+ playthrough of shb has been making me think a little bit more about miko and g'raha. Gonna ramble under the cut a bit here

Mostly just about the point at which miko knows the exarch is g'raha, essentially. Like I dont think he's actually in the dark about the exarch's identity the entire time. The exarch has the same voice as g'raha, after all, and miko having felt so close and cared about g'raha before he was locked inside the tower it would only make sense he'd recognize his voice immediately. But there's just that constant question of if its g'raha why isn't he saying so? And miko does mention and ask him about g'raha at the beginning of shb and the exarch brushes it off saying he never found anyone else in the tower I think thats when miko would start really getting suspicious. Like is this just another ascian type being parading about in g'raha's body? They seem trust worthy and sincere enough for now so he isnt gonna bring it up and accuse him of being in cahoots with the ascians he's already fought. The exarch's motivations are also the opposite of what the ascians are trying to do so maybe if he is like them he's one that's gone rogue? Would explain his secrecy anyway. But then miko would think of other explanations like maybe he is a clone of his old friend? Allagan technology is strange and beyond him but unei and doga had been clones so it could certainly be a possibility that its a copy of the g'raha he once knew. But then maybe its just something as simple as memory loss. His body is obviously corrupted by crystal and who knows what that has done to him so maybe he just can't remember miko?

So basically miko is just wracking his brain with ideas and explanations as to what happened to his old friend exactly. Because it's very much his body at least that he's dealing with here. But I feel like the longer miko is on the first and the more the two interact there'd just be subtle signs that miko would pick up on that no, this is his g'raha. It has to be. And then I feel like it's not until that moment before they make the giant talos to take them up to mt gulg when g'raha talks to him about wanting to spend time with his adventurer friend without the need of concealment that miko is 100% certain this is in fact his old friend. That soft and knowing smile he'd give him. Not wanting to press him for answers, knowing he must have good reason for trying to conceal his identity and trusting when all is done and the fate of the first has been secured that then g'raha would give him the explanations he's owed. But that moment both knowing the other knows from this vague admission and its enough to just be there together finally.

And then everything goes kaboom after mt gulg xD but yeah anyway just rambly thoughts and its fun to go through the story again and figuring out what exactly is going through miko's mind during it all ;u;

[mostspecialgirl]

i dont think i can do “artist spaces” anymore because i’m really stupid. - ramble post with no point or central focus aside from making myself feel less weird

like…. i’m stupid. and i like it! But every artist i meet is like some kind of super genius and irs kind of nuts, everyone’s got such vision and intelligence and honed skill and all these interesting things about their lives and practice away from the arts and i’m some kind of inert orb who doesn't have much soul in her work aside from "isnt this cool like a animes" or "this is how im feeling". at least when it comes to Drawinf a Pitures.

i can deal with spaces where everyone’s just hanging out and Some People Happen to be Artists but spaces primarily composed of people steeped in the arts actually remind me that i'm a socially inept cavewoman who barely knows how to use the microwave. sufficiently talented artists ('sufficient' referring to people who have labelled themself an artist and have been online for more than 2 years) who i end up talking to online are 80% of the time some kind of Art Student Med Student Math Prodigy or Mentally Ill Genius Socially Inept Outsider Artist with insane Honed Unique Skill and when you apply that 80% to a whole lump of people in a GC or a Discord Server where the other 20% don't really talk there it gets real mentally exhausting as someone generally quite unimpressive and classically unskilled.

i dunno. I just kind of find it interesting that people with such talent, skill, wit, and (as ive repeated endlessly) intelligence are always drawn to the arts. a lot of my friends ive made who are very smart people ive learned 3 years into the friendship they used to do painting studies and are some kind of closet picasso while ive been showing them my meager collection of shale and sediment. is the pursuit of the artistic a mark of something deeper? what must one’s character lack to not seek creative self expression? what separates a creator from a consumer, and the blind from the perceptive? is creating art for the simple purpose of “cool and fun” shallow? does that answer change with ones talent? what is shallow art? is there truly such a thing?

cough

anyway. i’m just kind of a dumb baby, and it makes me sad that i never really feel like i can talk about art with most people because i don’t know anything. i’m not looking for construction or anything, i just want to be able to say “isn’t making something fun” without being reminded of my own inadequacies. i feel like art shouldn’t have to be this “smart” thing, and it isn’t, but art itself draws in the smart, and so like in many other spaces i feel a bit outcasted. obviously the solution here is to talk to MINORS from TIKTOK (gets cancelled)

but i really dunno. i feel stupid a lot these days and i feel like there aren’t any spaces that fit me, even when on paper these should be the spaces i should be in. even off the paper, anywhere i go i can’t help but feel like a bit of a bump on a log. like an erroneously flipped bit. i’m the stray ray from the sun beamed into the nintendo 64. that’s how i feel among other people, no matter who i’m with. it’s strange, because i really do like myself. i’ve passed a lot of the self deprecation and self doubt that used to chain me, and is it strange to say i believed casting those aside would help me find a bit more belonging among other people?

it hasn’t! life’s the same! maybe worse? i’m not self actualized or anything, but i think i’ve really grown as a person, so it’s sort of sucky that i fit better in place as a problem child. well i suppose as the Old Ones spoke, every group needs The Rick Friend. meeting people is hard. wanting to stay among people i’ve met is even harder. i like to blame a lot of it on the Modern Internet and the sheer amount of how many people have invaded my once cozy corners. with The Net these days being less of a space for Niche Freaks and instead being Grandma And Your Little Cousin Just Saw You Post Your Wiener On Instagram i’d think it’s only natural i’m running into less likeminded people. but i dunno. i feel like some of it’s my fault. i’m a weird little giblet of a girl, aren’t i? and man do i EVER hate people. I’m a big hater.

everybody i meet these days just makes me drool because everyone’s some kind of Valorant Edater or Reddit Object Show Minor or The Hypersexual or Someone I’m Too Intimidated By or Someone Who Does Not Want To Be Talking To Me. where’s Literally Anything Else. Everyone i meet these days fits into those categories. Give me anything else. What is wrong with my Spaces

i really don’t know how people make friends online these days. i’m always posting these days about Haha I Need Friends and Haha I Need A Wife that falls endlessly into the empty infinite void (much like now) for a reason. no matter where i seem to go, i walk dragging my feet, half-lidded and unengaged with a soft scowl on my face. i’ll figure it out, right? i’ll certainly make new friends, right? because i have to, right?

i dont wanna go to work tomorrow dude

[actualbird]

omg omg omg just saw your reply to the marilukerosa ugly sweater thing and i just wanna ask how exactly, is vyn courting artem with operant conditioning as well? sorry, i know it was just a small point but i love vyn being Tired (tm) of the nxx gang,,, also love how his advice goes wildly wrong because of course luke would see what marirosa are doing and go yeah when i wear this sweater = good sex sorry if its a bit of a ramble its my first time sending an ask... love your work btw !! my favourite tot fanfic author fr

irt my silly marilukerosa ugly sweater fic outline

jkhJHAVFLASHF OMG ANON ur brain is huger than mine is because i never planned on actually expounding on how vyn is courting artem in that little idea. just that he Is, and hes So Absorbed in it because artem is a tough nut to crack

(he isnt. not really. artem just has a bad case of the Obliviousness and what works with him is less of sneaky manouvres and more of direct and to the point earnestness....which, in turn, is difficult for vyn, because even in vyntem i see their relationship as still having affectionate snark and competetition so obviously vyn wants to do this ELEGANTLY and INTELLIGENTLY and SUBTLY meanwhile artem is just out there like "why is vyn acting so weird around me" smashcut to vyn softly thunking his head against his desk while his audio recorder records his frustration)

to answer ur q, nah vyn isnt trying the conditioning thing with artem! because the operant conditioning thing was TOTALLY a throwaway answer he gave just to get marius and mc to stop bothering him while he continues to Romantically Scheme for his own life

i love the trope of vyn being the person the others in the nxx go to advice for, and i think he'd enjoy that kind of position because it means these people both trust him and see him as enough of an expert on whatever is happening that they want his thoughts. it's very flattering. but it's funny to me that sometimes vyn'll just be like "I AM BUSY, GO CONDITION YOUR BOYFRIEND MAYBE THAT WILL WORK"

and marius and mc, just so desperate for any solution, are genuinely like "waow we gotta try this, this has gotta work"

i like to call this a dumbass ex machina. instead of a deus ex machina random act of god solving the plot, it's many many coincidences of shared idiocy that STARTS the plot. why? it's just fun to me, HAHAJFHVJK

thank u for your kind words :'D