#of course it would

[ultrakill-confessions]

i sent this picture in an ultrakill server and it got reactions

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[dragonbleps]

Me: Whew, okay, 5 days in a row. All but one are shorter than I've already had, so it should be fine

My uterus: 🩸 :) Have fun!

[dafukdidiwatch]

Imma gonna judge, Stucky is way better

[spotsupstuff]

You said something along the lines of sparrow reincarnated many times before becoming tink, dropping on the ladder of intelligent species, since scavs are slightly above scugs would sparrows have been a scavenger at some point? Would she find more of a place among scav society than ancients?

yeah, she'd pop out a scav at some point!

find more of a place though... see you need to understand that a reincarnation does not mean this person we know in this moment at time (32 year old Sparrows, the one i usually go to when answerin more misc. questions) is simply put in a different body but still living on as we know them. it's why... i'm honestly not too fond of these reincarnation questions

the connection Is there, yes, her spirit is kind and curious and crafty and that will always find a way to show, but that isn't Sparrows anymore. that scavenger, that Ancient boy from the Wellspring or the cold North maybe the hot South, the Tinkerer- those aren't Sparrows. Sparrows died in her childhood home under the watchful gaze of a faked god. she doesn't matter to them, she doesn't shape them as people besides the absolute easily swayed minimum, just like her pre-Sparrows incarnations didn't shape Euros' wife besides shoving her into a farmer's home, giving her golden fingers with technology and kindness that still needed to be nurtured by her caretakers to truly take as such strong a root as it ended up taking

she will do better as any fauna on account of "these creatures do not possess a perception of religion." they are lawless, undefined, there is no societal expectation to fulfill. it's freedom achieved through inability of understanding

[haha--lorge]

oli blowjob got marked

[avidreaderffn]

IT HAS TELEKINESIS I'M DYING

the forgers get a cat (it has telekinesis)

it probably like, snuck into radioactive waste or something that project apple left behind and came out with telekinesis

not enough to do serious damage but just enough for tomfoolery and shenanigans

yor found the kitty. it immediately loved her. yor is its favorite

bond is terrified of this cat 1/8th his size

bond is sad when anya shows this cat love, but also can't do anything because aforementioned fear

it likes to mess with loid because why not? make his life harder. go kitty

doesnt have a name yet 🤔🤔

[rovermcfly]

I think a lot of people are forgetting that on tumblr fandom used to be practiced very differently. now everyone fucks off to their discords or tumblr groups to discuss everything with a select few, making tags be nearly only used for posting some finished fanworks or not at all

a decade ago people didn't have tumblr groups. people didn't even have dms. if you wanted to talk to anyone about anything you had to make a post, or send an ask (which more often than not would get published and thereby become a post in the end too)

so next time you think "I have a fandom thought but I have to find a small group of hyperspecifically like-minded people to share it with in private" remember all the freaks you could be missing out on meeting by keeping the tags dead. use tags, make friends. fuck discord.

[merkerlerspeaks]

Of course after my praise of the show it goes immediately into fanservice mode...

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[isabela-merceds]

friend: what are you doing this halloween?

me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours

friend: what

me: boop

[ryan-sometimes]

TERF shocked to discover that the real world is not an online echo chamber, and that instead the average woman either supports or just doesn’t care about trans people the way they do

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guys who got abandoned

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[teaboot]

Any tips for being a suicidal 15 year old?

When I was a suicidal 15 year old everyone told me “it gets better”, and it sounded like bullshit. And frankly, it still sounds like bullshit. Like oh, what, I’m living in hell and you’re not gonna help me or *do* anything or give me any useful advice and I’m supposed to just hang in there on the nebulous, pithy promise that things are just gonna work out on their own? And you can’t tell me how or why, I’m just supposed to take it on the faith that I don’t have that something might change in ways I haven’t considered?

But yeah. It does. And it’s frustrating as hell.

Yes, things are gonna get better, and they’re gonna get better in ways I can’t describe even after experiencing it myself. Things you don’t even know CAN be different WILL be different. One day you’re just going to step outside and realize things got better somewhere and you didn’t even notice it happening.

And there’s really nothing I can say that makes that sound even a little bit believable.

I guess all I can tell you is that you have to want to believe it.

[onewithblankets]

this week on game changer, I am faced with the realization that good actors are, in fact, good actors