#official elon musk

[officialelon-musk]

As I near 120M followers on Twitter, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[crustyfloor]

What is this horror that I just woke up to

Firstly, Luka's tattoo has finally been revealed (too bad it's not where I theorized it was...) Unlike the others, one detail is stark this time, that being that he was awake during the entire process. He's not even lying down when it would probably be less (by a pinch) painful, and more efficient if he did. He's watching. Even helping by keeping his shirt up.

And it seems he is still maintaining his heart rate even through the pain.

(And, expectedly he is thin so this would've hurt a lot more. I wouldn't be surprised if keeping him awake was to benefit his ability of endurance)

And we have his mugshot too. there are a lot of scribbles on his page so I tried to decipher the two clearest ones to me

LUKA - 010401 (His ID number)

And alongside that, we finally have the full cast tattoo process. (save my Till loving heart what are they doing to him.) HyunA and the girls on the top and Luka and the boys on the bottom.

On the topic that the Aliens in ALNST are horrible and can't be bothered to even put the pet humans to sleep while going through such a painful process, it doesn't look like Ivan is spared either and was also awake. otherwise, I don't know how he maintained that grip.

There's no telling for sure yet but his grip looks loose, perhaps he has a good pain tolerance.

And Till's picture. I think that's a full-body restraint right there (Like a straight jacket) If he was awake the whole time too then that's probably to be expected. There also seem to be wires around his face? a mouth gag? I can tell his is just...gonna be horrible to look at. (I am going to cause a scene. bashes my head against the concrete ARGH)

And we have everyone's mugshots, Sua -> Mizi-> Till -> Ivan -> Luka -> HyunA

(These were especially hard to read 💀 but they all seem to have their own signatures on their own pictures )

Sua (x2) - 1132 (in the circled area) - 020201 (That's close to her ID number- 020211.) - The rest is indescribable except for the "No"(?)

Another interesting part of this, we're shown Till's part of the Season 50 data book. A lot of the text is scribbled out.

Lyrics to unknown Till the end (And something scribbled out on the top) it looks like a draft copy. I can't tell if much changed from the version we have today..just got to see when the full version is out.

I tried to decipher as much as I could, take this with a grain of salt but his profile (left) is more of a teacher's note, one of his flaws being that he's aggressive, and he has a strong suit in performance. (Heavy emphasis on practicing music because his performance is his strong suit)

The C might be his overall grade, his only passing class was music.

(So many star scribbles..Mizi liked stars)

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The album cover looks like a Brain (it reminds me of an MRI scan kinda) Is it Till's brain after all the experiments he's been through? if so, I'm not surprised it seemingly has a lot of abnormalities.

Also, the prominent signature in the middle looks a little bit Like Ivan's.

And finally the main piece, Given the similarities in data the person going through the test is still Sua.

The bandaging on her head is very confusing though, (is this the process of creating Anakt's child?) She also looks like she's yelling more than singing in this piece. (with the tight restraints it's hard to even tell but she doesn't look as relaxed as the second picture.)

Mental - Good (despite the red light?)

Cry (singing. maybe.) - Good

This could be in the literal sense that Sua was actually crying during this test, or this phase of the test. But Aliens have a warped perception of human sounds. They call crying, singing so...I don't know. If there was a lot of resistance from Sua during the earlier phases then the bandage is probably there as another restraint..so many restraints.

[em-a-ghost]

The obscene amounts of racism and facism being shown here in the UK right now is terrifying. Like I am so convinced people are gonna die. But. At the end of the day, the EDL and their supporters are the minority. They've always existed but have been too embarrassed to promote it much and now that they have their chance, they are up against a government who fucking hates them (for good reason obviously). There are only 5 people with legislative power (minimal at that) who can or will help them (and that would destroy the mps) and perpetrators are being arrested and tried, fast.

The media, as always, is an issue. But people are not so easily manipulated (unless they already have been, of course). This is not gonna gain them more support. People are seeing this violence in front of them as they go outside into their own towns. People are seeing their poc friends and family scared to go outside. People are seeing groups and workplaces issuing warnings to be careful near their homes. And people are going against these "protestors", turning up to counter rallies, reminding the fascists to be embarrassed. Coming together to clean what they shouldn't have to and to protect eachother.

It's not hopeless. It is terrifying. But it's not an irreversible situation. It's not the end.

[juice-enjoyer]

ultrakill is funny because everyone that's really into it is either trans or cryptofash and there's very little inbetween

[azrael-5]

Black people are going to die, not just in Ohio, but all over the US, because of the conspiracies being spread about Haitian migrants eating people's pets.

[thesoftboiledegg]

Either Elon Musk is maintaining Rick and Morty's checkmark, or Adult Swim is paying this goon $1,000 a month for the privilege. Both options are equally hilarious.

[marklikely]

the other day i found out that ghost stories was not. originally a flop and in fact was really successful in japan when it first aired so there was literally no reason for the english dub to be Like That.

[lsdunesarchive]

lsdunes: It’s time to continue the journey with Part 2 of the Limitless Sky Documentary as we dig deeper into the music and start to work on recording ‘Old Wounds’. The next chapter will be yours on Monday 🖤🦂

🎥: Pat Demarais / Nick Demarais

(L.S Dunes Twitter | August 16, 2023)

[project-sekai-updates]

Sing like you're in broadway with MEIKO! 🎶

Share with us if you like broadway in the comments below~

🎨: Peachuu (@UNNrr_)

[deaniewithalittleweanie]

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For those who don't know what this is referencing, a year ago, I wrote a short fic with the pairing of Elon Musk/The Constitution based on this:

So, because you asked so nicely, here is the link to the google doc containing the fic. I tagged it and everything. I hope you hate it as much as I do

Elonstitution-The Fic

[jxnisnotfunny]

as unrealistic as it is, i like to imagine that sssniperwolf and elon musk are in a competition to see who can stack the most bad things into their lives under their names as possible. whoever wins gets the most suffering in hell!

[strorberrysquid]

calling coroika shippers again i need more help

ok i got a bunch of ships in my last post but i want some with the splatoon 3 gang aswell, like the splatsville hierarchy and mitsuami and yeah. what do people ship there pls tell me i want to draw them

[eldritch-bf]

Not that I think many people care but something I thought was pathetic and F’d up.

Deleted my Twitter and made a new one because 1. don’t like to be perceived (why I’m so inactive now on everything; bc social media just makes me anxious now) and 2. just wanted a clean fresh Twitter just so I can follow podcasters and other people I can’t reach elsewhere

So I made a new one and went thought the process of being forced to pick tags including following accounts related to those topics. So I picked two just to get through the screen. One was NASA and the other was NatGeo. So these are the two ones that came up after I hit follow.

Here, user who is clearly a science-interest individual, please follow the current (?) CEO of Twitter plus the worst mainstream news source of all time!!

[eversea143]

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I am staring at the whole mess that is Elon Musk taking over Twitter and essentially changing it into his own, personal platform and I... I'm shaking my head so hard at the sheer stupidity this man is performing.

Is that seriously the reason he bought out one of the largest social platforms? So he could change it into X??? The name doesn't even fit, it's only a single letter! HOW DO YOU EXPECT THAT TO WORK???

I'm beyond relieved to have chosen this hellsite as my primary form of online social interaction (Discord for more personal connections) because at least I won't be sitting there watching a multi-billionair ripping everything good and holy about the site to pieces.

Folks. Gentlepeople. Esteemed fellow humans. Because of the name change 'tweet' and all its forms have been RUINED. That was the only good thing that came from Twitter, for me. And it's ruined.

Elon Musk took his knife of inflated wealth and ego and stabbed the blue bird

[sea-angel-yello]

Look at my friend going through the rite of passage for all new tumblr users :')

[blueengland]

My completely honest opinion about Tumblr:

It's alright, but I kinda miss having random shit on my timeline I haven't heard of or searched for before. It's how I got most of my Twitter friends.

Twitter definitely does short and snappy jokes better and Tumblr to me feels less like a jokey place overall.