#sorry john green

[officialelon-musk]

As I near 120M followers on Twitter, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[ahsokas-left-elbow]

Someone tell 14 year old me to get off Tumblr ..,,,,..,

[dzasta15]

Okay but like. What if Justice Lords had Hal too. What if...

I created this design/edit but shout out to @ultimatespideypoolfan for inspiring me with this post !

[frownyalfred]

eldritch green lantern ideas:

ring slowly starts fusing with the finger it's on until one day the finger just glows, there's no more ring

bleeding green (duh)

so willful that reality tends to bend around them in small instances, like coffee always being warm or never having to wait for the elevator, or someone nearby tripping

the ring stops translating other languages because they just start understanding/speaking them eventually

the constructs chosen by Earth Lanterns stop looking like Earth items and more alien, older, ancient

Lanterns slowly forgetting to take off their uniforms and just start wearing them all the time

separating them from their ring will cause very, very bad things to happen

not eating or drinking for several days, then several weeks, then several months at a time without noticing

unintentionally feeding (mentally) off of strong-willed people, and even encouraging disagreement just to sit in the middle of it and feel something almost warm again

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Wait Neil Gaiman has a Tumblr I thought all the authors left after the great John Green cock sucking apocalypse of 2010 lmao

[xobloodletter]

hal and johns turn to be shot by my woman beam

extra-

[thwackk]

hello guyjohn nation (4 people) please speak to me

[redeyye]

if you don't mind, put in the tags which one and when you started listening to the goats :)

[snikt111]

[emeraldwarriors]

releases these into the wild like freeing caged birds

[tomcriuse]

John Wick 2 (2017) dir. Chad Stahelski Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) dir. Jon Avnet Hannibal, Season 2 Episode 8 ‘Su-zakana’ (2014)

[childdevourer1]

ITS HIS FUCKING YEAR BABYYYYY ALL HAIL SHADOW 🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

[09lover]

shoganai daburu nanda……….

[featherwhiskered]

me and my whole 4 relevant saw 3 characters

[dolokhoded]

what's the buzz, tell me what's a-happening ???

[half-facedfig]

I just finished my first art project in art class, and we were supposed to do a google doodle except with our names, so it was fun.