#the REAL elon musk

[officialelon-musk]

As I near 120M followers on Twitter, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[jacobglaser]

Twitter dot com X dot com is doing soo well right now

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

behead, behead, behead elon musk from irl

now I COULD do a behead behead behead poll, but I want the satisfaction of getting to see the Behead sweep.

[papirouge]

[theactualelonmusk]

Hi im elon

Disregard the cow

[clottedscream]

*pins you against a wall* you thought you could just come crawling back to us huh?

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[rando-posts]

[heckyeahponyscans]

Legitimately fascinating how stupid Elon Musk is.

[mapachedepapel]

Money money money must be funny, in a rich man's world.

...Eh si. No hay explicación para esto.

Once-ler y Elon Musk real‼️⁉️‼️⁉️

✦ Speedpaint. ✦

Lo siento. 🙏🙏‼️‼️🗣

[gingerswagfreckles]

How is the Musk vs. Zuckerberg cage fight not all over tumblr immediately this is insane this is God's gift to mankind this is the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of planet earth. Eat the rich???? Eat the rich??!!?!?! We aren't going to even get the CHANCE to eat the rich bc they are literally, LITERALLY going to kill each other with their teeth!!!!!

[brightlotusmoon]

[foundfamilyhq]

[powdermelonkeg]

Counting down the minutes left on the Elon Musk "do you like me yes/no" poll like the count down to new year's

[moonlitdark]

Sweet and salty is my favourite flavour 🍭 🧂

[difeisheng]

[thats-rough-buddy04]

It's almost the Ides of March!!!

These are all people prevalent in US politics I'd love to see what other people think comment or reblog who you'd think needs to be on here

If you don't know any of these people they are all evil human beings who have blood on their hands

fuck these guys frfr