#john green monologue

[yuzu-balignon]

Thinking about making a bot that edit all your older posts to inject the John Green Cock Monologue. I think this would result in some pretty flavourful AI generation (the flavour of cock)

[sernik-krakowski]

HAPPY PRIDE TO THEM AND THEM SPECIFICALLY

[unmask-strange-aeons]

As I near 100 followers here at @unmask-strange-aeons I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. that’s when I’m satisfied.

[krystal-prisms]

If John Green comes back to tumblr, I want everyone to promise to be nice to him this time

[0freak0]

So, Elon Musk wants to change the verification checkmark process to be much easier and now people are impersonating him on Twitter

This is giving so much John Green Cock Monologue energy, I cannot describe my amusement with words.

[corrupted---minds]

🐸boss ✅✅ Follow

As I near 200,000 followers here at boss, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.

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[theofficialsheogorath]

As I near 210 followers here at theofficialsheogorath, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. that’s when I’m satisfied.

[lampjeout]

I need Tumblr to know that John Green is now using y'all's relentless bullying to sell coffee for charity. Talk about reclaiming your narrative.

[officialelon-musk]

As I near 120M followers on Twitter, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

i think we should have a word that means "this is objectively funny but i can't really call it funny because it was objectively fucked up", i.e. the john green cock post edit and how he ended up being essentially bullied off of tumblr by a teenage internet mob. i think most of us inherently want to giggle at it at least a little because the situation is so absurd that it borders on satire and yet calling it "funny" minimizes the damage done by the act.

i want an adjective that means something along the lines of "i'm laughing about this but I desperately wish it was an episode of curb your enthusiasm and not something that happened to a real person".

[toomanystoryideas]

[specialagentartemis]

the “exploding car with hammers” is going to be the new unfunny meme for a while, isn’t it

[tmblreventsofalltime]

[teslafactory]

we can finally replace john green's cock monologue with something more worthy: car hammers explosion

[cicada-and-pomegranate]

glad to see john green is finally breaking his silence about cock

[officialdashcon2024]