#oh god i'm having so many emotions about the boys thinking they're murderers for their part in octavian's death

[crossdressingdeath]

I really hope that TSatS features Nico and Will having so many issues around being complicit in Octavian's death, and Nico in addition having so many issues around killing Bryce. On Octavian's end these are children complicit in a gruesome death; necessary or no, that sort of thing's going to stick with them! Especially since as far as we see they never tell anyone about it (Nico might have told Dionysus during their therapy sessions, but as far as I can remember that's not confirmed), which means the only people they can discuss the whole thing with is each other. ...Or I guess Michael Kahale—assuming he's still alive post-ToA, since that's not actually confirmed—but I feel like the understanding between him and them is probably that they Do Not Acknowledge It, assuming they ever see each other at all. Anyway. I'm sure being able to share the weight of what they were part of between the two of them would help, but... well, sharing the burden of being a teenager traumatized by your part in a brutal death with another teenager traumatized by their part in said brutal death is only going to do so much. And I feel like more specifically the fact that Will is a healer would make the whole situation so much worse for him; knowingly standing by and letting someone die knowing he could easily save them would be hard for any hero, but for someone who's dedicated to healing people? Yeesh.

And of course on top of that... Bryce's death is a really cool and dramatic scene that goes way harder than I'd expect a children's book to go, but it's also absolutely horrific. Partially because Nico turns him into a ghost with zero sign of hesitation and that is so much, but I feel like for Nico partially because he doesn't remember it. Like, the fact that he has no memory of killing Bryce gets glossed over in BoO, but he turned a guy into a ghost with no hesitation or mercy and he doesn't remember. He was really angry at Bryce for threatening Reyna, and the next thing he knew the guy was dead (and he'd been knocked out for three days). He has no idea how he did it or even what he was thinking at the time! He was either out of control of his own actions or he wanted to kill Bryce, and he has no way of finding out which. That would be a terrifying thought: either he's a willing murderer (while him killing Bryce was to save Reyna and Hedge and I fully agree with it, it was absolutely murder in a way Octavian's death isn't, Bryce was completely powerless and begging for mercy by the end there) or his powers can hijack his body and push him into doing things that he would never do of his own free will, and he'll probably never know which. Which does beg the question of if anything could set him off like that again, which I feel like is something that would weigh on Nico. I'd love to see him admit that he's actually really scared that something will push him over the edge again and either he'll lose control of his powers and kill someone else or (possibly worse) discover that he was in control when he killed Bryce and did it because he wanted to. Now, I don't think Nico could turn someone into a ghost just like that, my theory is that it was only possible in Bryce's case because Bryce was threatening someone he loved using a closely held secret (which Nico understandably took rather personally) and, more importantly, he was halfway faded out of the living world already; I doubt he could've done it if he hadn't been mostly full of darkness already or if he hadn't been overwhelmed with protective fury at the threat to his dear friend. But whether or not Nico knows that is unclear; I can see him being terrified at the very thought that it's possible that he could snap and kill someone again.

Basically given how TSatS seems like it's going to be largely about All The Trauma, it would feel like a huge failure on Rick's part to not go into how being responsible for Octavian's death absolutely would've fucked Will and Nico up, and also how directly killing Bryce absolutely would've fucked Nico up. If I'm remembering right, setting aside Luke's death—Percy and Annabeth supplied the weapon he stabbed himself with, but I wouldn't call them complicit in it the way Will, Nico and Michael are complicit in Octavian's death since it was entirely Luke's decision in the end—Will and Nico (and Michael Kahale but he's not important currently assuming he's even still alive) are the only protagonists knowingly and willingly complicit in another demigod's death, and Nico is the only protagonist to actively kill another demigod! I can accept them not talking about it in ToA, since "Hey, we're super fucked up from the deaths we caused/played a part in and we don't know what to do about that because we're kind of sort of murderers before the age of eighteen and that's really not the sort of thing you just tell people" isn't something to drop on Will's suddenly-sixteen-and-mortal godly father without warning during a serious crisis situation and I can't see anyone they might have told about it off-page spilling the beans without permission either and when it happened Apollo was already in deep shit and so probably not paying a lot of attention to what his kid was doing, so our POV character wouldn't know about it and wouldn't find out (I know he's aware that Octavian's dead, but unless I'm forgetting something—which is. entirely possible, I should reread ToA—he doesn't know the part Will and Nico played in it). But if it doesn't come up at all in the book told entirely from their perspectives, I'm... honestly gonna be pretty pissed!

[harukapologist]

rambling about Haruka

As an ND person I just hate how Haruka's character is either completely infantilized or reduced to a selfish, evil murderer, when, to me, he is so much more than that.

Especially the latter; I hate when any MILGRAM character is called evil because what's the point of MILGRAM, then? They're all morally grey! That's how they test us. But Haruka in particular because I feel like it comes from a place of ableism, intentional or not.

I'm not sure if I should put TWs, but well I talk about ableism, murder (obviously lol), childhood trauma and well... it's Haruka

Haruka's outburst in the VD and his implication of killing animals (I know it's basically canon but erm... i can explain why I think it's an implication later) (i just finished writing the post and actually i explained why at the bottom of the post but its not a full explanation so lol) are the reasons I see people calling him either evil or childlike, and while I do think that Haruka is stuck in a childlike state in some aspects, this is emotional dysregulation of an ND and/or traumatized person, to me.

The uglier sides of being ND/traumatized, the ones that get heavily stigmatized and seen as intentional or evil; I think this was a display of one of them. And I really wish to see more people focusing on Haruka's disability in the ways it can affect his communication and day-to-day life skills more than "oh, poor baby, he has a disability that makes him feel unwanted" without actually understanding the details of the disability and, well, the reason why it is a disability.

Like, the emotional dysregulation that comes with being autistic, which is my headcanon for him. The hyperempathy and literal thinking that might make him harder to communicate with, and get people frustrated with him more often.

That and being severely neglected; I think neglect is one of the lesser discussed forms of childhood trauma and the fact that Haruka was shown to be neglected as well as abuse really means a lot to me, because I think some people don't quite understand just how much neglect and isolation fucks you up.

All those factors combined are a recipe for an unstable, impulsive, clingy shell of a human, and him getting called evil for that really saddens me. It's important to remember that these MVs are extracted from the prisoners' own memories and thoughts. It comes from their perception of their surroundings, their murders, and their own selves. The manic look that Haruka has on his face for a lot of AKAA, for example. The makeshift shirt he's wearing, as if he's desperately trying to sew himself together into a normal person, the exhausted, frustrated look when he picks up the necklace, it's important to remember that this is how he sees himself. A monster who has lost control of himself. The line "I'll keep killing to be your good boy" was a shock, but the way he meekly apologized to Es at the end of his VD, I really think that shows that he feels guilty, that he wants to convince himself more than anyone that he was a good person, that he was really trying to be one despite how his unlucky life frustrated him to his breaking point.

As for his infantilization, it has already been addressed by many thoughtful members of the fandom and I'm grateful to see that, but I also want to say it myself since god knows I hate being patronized.

It feels very ableist saying he's just "someone stuck in a childlike mindset/age regressor" Yes, and how does age regression as a coping mechanism develop? Usually through prior trauma that makes you "stuck" at said age, and that can present differently. It can be longing and yearning for a simpler time, for an actual happy childhood, or having flashbacks to a traumatic event that happened at a certain age; it is not uncommon for trauma survivors to be "frozen" at the age their trauma took place.

I think both of these are the case for Haruka. Frozen at that moment, but trying to reduce himself to nothing but a little, unaware child to avoid reliving it again, relishing in the innocence and purity of his good younger times (emphasis on purity--Haruka's murder was by strangulation, yet there's a shot in AKAA where he's covered in blood. I know it's after he killed the animals, but he's in the stitched-together outfit here; I think there's more to this MV than just killing the animals. Since this outfit is... not very likely to be worn in reality, did the animal killing happen at all? Even if it did, I think this shot remains an indicator that he sees himself as impure; guilty. I have a LOT to say about the inconsistencies in Haruka's MVs, but I'll save that for later... Anyway, back on topic) It is NOT "having the mental capacity of a child, so being unable to date etc." Haruka has still lived 17 years, maybe even more, since he isn't too interested in remembering his age. How do you treat actual neurodivergent people if this is how you see him?

When I rewatch the MVs, relisten to the VDs, reread the interrogations and timelines, I see no evil, just an incredibly broken, misunderstood person.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

For the ship game: Leopika and Hisoillu! I don't know your ship taste well so I'm just hitting a couple other big HxH ships hrjfjkjkdlgdfk hope you don't mind

Oh, I don't mind at all, Percy! :)

Hisoillu is... I mean... they are kind of sort of engaged (?) so. Yeah, it makes sense. Also, I can think of no one else in the universe who should be subjected to close proximity with these two on a regular basis hdfhbsdhj. Congrats, you're perfect for each other, just never involve anyone else in what you've got going on ever. Truthfully, I'm kind of indifferent towards it as a ship. It makes sense to me, but it's not something I actively seek out in fanworks I suppose. It's just, yeah, Hisoka and Illumi are together. Happy for them lol. I guess it's mostly because I think murder is their love language and I just... can't see them being romantic with each other in a lot of the more typical ways that characterize many fanworks. Do they want to kill each other, or are they into each other? The answer is both - the murder is an intrinsic aspect of the "being into each other" hdjfbvhd. That said, I think they have a pretty healthy respect for each other, due to probably being evenly matched, I'd say. I think Hisoka genuinely finds Illumi good company, and Illumi readily has fairly casual conversations with Hisoka. Their dynamic is kind of fascinating actually, and I do honestly think they're kind of perfect for each other. Diversity win??? Loss??? I'm honestly not sure lmao

Leopika :') I love the potential for them. Sadly, they don't have all that many interactions in the canon manga, so I would ordinarily say it doesn't make a huge amount of sense, but then we have the 99 anime and the radio skits who seem determined to ship them so hfbgjdhj I have no clue. I'm weird about this ship because I tend to alternate between "yeah they're cute" and "oh god. oh god. them. AAARGGHHH" and experiencing emotional damage hahaha. I am like this with no other ship. It's very strange to me.

The one thing is that I'm extremely picky with Kurapika characterization, in any art or story. If Kurapika doesn't read right to me, I just can't suspend my disbelief. I'm really not big on the "mom and dad" characterization, though no shade to anyone who is.

Peak Leopika dynamic to me takes into account not just Leorio's concern and Kurapika's walls, but also their mutual stubbornness and Kurapika's hilarious tendency to annoy Leorio on purpose. To me, I've always felt that he likes Leorio because he's a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve and values individual lives so strongly, so he kind of checks that he hasn't changed that much when they see each other. I think it's kind of relieving for Kurapika, in a way, to know that Leorio will always be himself - "same old Leorio" kind of deal.

I also think Kurapika is just a little shit hjgbvsjdh

But no, I love that Leorio clearly eases up some of the pressure Kurapika feels, and seems to make him feel better about things- that's probably half the reason he keeps him at arms length. I think affectionate bickering is their love language. I also wish people noticed a little more that it's Kurapika who actually seriously initiated friendship between them, not Leorio. In most cases in the Hunter Exam, it was Kurapika approaching Leorio and showing a clear interest in sticking with him and helping him pass and achieve his dream. I think it's incredibly meaningful that one of the first people Kurapika meets and takes a liking to is this guy who wants to become a doctor - the doctor that Kurapika had left in the first place to go looking for. Anyways, I'm really looking forward to see what role Leorio will play in the current arc (just to have more Leorio, honestly, pls Togashi I miss him...), as I'm sure he will eventually find out about Emperor Time and OH BOY I'm sure that will go over well.

Erm. Sorry for rambling. I had a lot to say apparently...

[euphoniouspandemonium]

OC/Writing art asks, for whatever your most recent work is!

Starry Night, The Scream, Persistence of Memory, Wheatfield with Crows, Creation of Adam, and creative!

Hello !! Thank you so much for the ask !! I'm gonna cheat and answer these for Cotton Mendings, which is not my most recent WIP but has the best answers for these questions.

Starry Night: are there any scenes in this work that take place at nighttime? Is this significant, or just the passing of time?

Many, many of them!!!!!!!! And it is definitely thematically significant. Most major important scenes from the beginning to the midpoint happen during the evening/night, and then the major scenes from the midpoint until a little bit before the climax happen during the day. And then it goes back to night again. That sort of represents the emotional states that the main character(s) experience throughout the story and their relationships. Another thing is that light (mostly sunlight but artificial light as well) is emphasised in scenes where Oscar (protagonist) and Percy (love interest + my most beloved baby boy I would do anything for him) are together in the same space (which is why important midpoint-to-climax scenes happen during the day).

The Scream: are there any moments in this work that you think could scare a reader? Are there any moments where the characters themselves are profoundly scared?

I don't really think there are any that would scare a reader, but there are definitely scenes where the characters are absolutely terrified. Two of those scenes are murders and one of them is a character nearly dying. Heh.

Persistence of Memory: are there any moments in this work where a character's memory plays a strong role? Either an individual memory, or simply a character's ability to recall the past.

Yes !! There are. Many of those moments. A lot of Oscar's actions happen because of him thinking about events in his past (for example, getting into a relationship with his (rich) former friend (Salvatore) whom he initially rejected, piercing his own ear and wearing a pear earring that a girl he had a fling with gave him (slut behaviour on Oscar's part. 10/10 would do the same)). Oscar's memories of his brother (Charlie) (deceased) + another character's memories of Charlie are also very important and cause like 50% of the plot. Another thing is that Oscar and Percy meet once very briefly near the beginning of Cotton Mendings before becoming friends a lot later and Percy doesn't really remember much about that (because alcohol and emotional trauma 👍). ALSO there's a chapter entirely composed of Oscar's journal entries several years before the start of the story.

Wheatfield with Crows: are there any scenes in this work that involve birds? Do the birds play a definitive role, or are they simply part of the setting?

There are scenes with birds in them but they're just part of the setting!! They don't matter to me. That Is A Joke I love birds I would die for birds. But like they don't have much of a role in the story. Wings and feathers on the other hand... well let's just say I went off the rails with the Icarus symbolism.

Creation of Adam: choose one character that is not present at the beginning of this work. How did you introduce them into the story?

Percy !! Aka the loveliest little guy who is everything to me and makes me sob violently. This is on some levels a cheat because *technically* in the literal first scene Oscar's staring at a portrait of him, but I don't count that as his real introduction and the portrait scene plays part in his Real introduction, so!! The first scene he is physically present in and meets Oscar is a Great Gatsby ass party because *every* fictional work set in the 1920s needs one of those. AND. Oh dear god I am not normal about this scene. Him and Oscar talk a little bit and they're both quite out of place (Percy is not at all dressed appropriately for the occasion cause he's hashtag quirky and Oscar feels overwhelmed and is having a category 5 Autism Event (sensory overload)) but they like books and poetry and and Percy gives him a little pink flower and then later on they stare at each other really intensely and . Oscar in the narrative compares him to Saint Sebastian because that's a normal thing to do and the next morning he eats the flower. He's such a little freak. AND JUST. AAAA. Oscar has a very romanticised idea of Percy at that point and he feels incredibly sad because he thinks he will never actually get to know him and they'll never see each other again and he realises the portrait of Percy doesn't say anything about Percy at all, it's just a misperception, a ragingly alive young man presented as soft and pretty and angelic and devoid of life, but Oscar isn't really aware that, in seeing that misperception, he is constructing *another* misperception of Percy as a martyr and something inherently unknowable and nebulous. I want to eat glass. Anyways. Sooooo normal about them.

Creative!: free space! share something you've been dying to share about your writing! Could be an OC that never gets the limelight, a moment you were proud of, or anything else you'd like to share.

Uhm. Well, I'm planning on writing a novella called Carpe Vinum Motion Picture! (though I'm not sure about the title but I'm rolling with it for now). It's set a couple of years after the events of Cotton Mendings and it's literally just Oscar running away to France and being depraved and recklessly indulgent and a bitch to everyone around him. In Cotton Mendings he's definitely a little freak but he's relatively stable (?) and also, like, very kind and gentle, BUT we do see the slutty bitchy sad boy side of him in some scenes, especially early on (for example Percy's introduction scene). And I wanted to explore it further because I love making myself want to throw rocks at that man. I love him sooooo much <3

[not-another-robin]

alfred for the character thing im curious! failing that then cass <3

AAAAH MY TWO FAVES <3 I'm gonna do both but Alfred first!!

favorite thing about them

The dadliness of COURSE it's the dadliness. The general idea of how loyal to a fault he is, that he dedicated his life to taking care of this boy he cared for so much, and his family growing in turn, I just cry. I have so many emotions about how underrated Alfred's angle in the whole found family thing is - PLUS I think he has so much potential for emotionally resonate backstory and parallels with Bruce because of that. Do not test me I will break into DC and MAKE THEM let me rewrite Alfred's backstory

least favorite thing about them

Predictably from the last thing I hate it when he gets written as too stuck up to the point of fucking Bruce up even more as a child. Generally the idea of not allowing Bruce to be a kid when he's lost so much just makes me really sad, and I hate any timelines that involve Alfred OR Bruce hitting the batkids in any context :( listen I'm just a big baby I'm hear for camp not abusive family dynamics

brOTP

Oh my god so many. Him and any of the batkids - all of them have excellent dynamics, Dickie literally calling Alfred his best friend is my favorite thing. And of course I love him and Bruce's dynamic, these fuckers have had 1 (one) friend (each other) for going on two decades they are a bizarre little pair. Pure same guy syndrome I love it. Also of course Martha Kent!!!! I <3 want <3 them <3 to <3 be <3 best <3 friends !!! They go on vacation together, they gossip about love triangles in the league, they share casserole recipes, they kick ass. Adore them.

OTP

OUGH I will die on the hill of the Alfred, Thomas, and Martha polycule. I have an ungodly amount of thoughts about their shared history and positive impact on each other's lives and negative impact on each other's reputations but they got through it together,, making the Wayne deaths hurt like hell is my favorite pastime ♥️

nOTP

Only the obvious bat ones, I don't really have any grudges against run of the mill ships for him. Maybe him and Leslie Thompkins? I like to think Leslie is Lesbian, and I think they're coupling is always kinda forced and weird. They are mlm/wlw co-parenting solidarity

random headcanon

He has a passing interest in fashion, costuming, and sewing. He had a lot of fun helping Martha with her outfits, hair and makeup and it was one of the small things he missed when she passed. He was very excited when girls started joining the batfamily (and when dick had a more adventurous sense of style than Bruce). He wears the same thing every day but his kids will look good dammit

unpopular opinion

As funny as it can be (That "I raised a man too soft hearted for this world, luckily my mother can't say the same" post always makes me HOWL) , I really hate the whole 'alfred likes guns' thing. IDK, at least to me he'd have similar hang ups about it as Bruce, his best friends and his child's parents were killed my gun violence, I just can't see him staying into them. I like him better with swords

song i associate with them

Hmmmmm Happy Days are Here Again, especially with this montage from the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. The end of this song gives me panic attacks in a good way <3 it's nostalgic and beautiful but also like. Very scary and urgent. Since I associate it with this scene it always gives me those panicked vibes of life getting increasingly more fucked up, like per say, starting as a butler for a loving idealic family, having them get murdered in front of their son, and ending with 9 vigilants on your hands

favorite picture of them

I cannot say enough how obsessed I am with tiny Alfreds in the tnba comics. Also not really a pic of him but honorable mention to "Alfred youre being goofy"

[mochiwrites]

Ask for screaming, and you shall receive screaming.

Ahem. AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK-

Is now the time to tell people who haven't read it doesn't take a killer to murder to avert their eyes and read because my screaming will contain So Many Spoilers? Well I'm gonna say it anyway SO <3

I knew to fear when you said you were looking forward to our reactions buT I WAS NOT PREPARED, TAURTIS MY BELOVED I AM SO SORRY

Anyway- now that I have that out of my system....

FINALLY the answer to who's knock knock knockin' on the door!! Pearl not even knowing how badly freaked out Grian is, Grian not explaining, Taurtis' lighthearted joking confusion and Grian relaxing bc it's just his bestiieee <3 Just beautiful. I loved them just chillin' and havin' a good time around town, even though Grian is highkey stressing, and <3 But. BUT. @ THAT "OLD MAN" YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SEE YOU Mr. Green Eyes and Cane Man Who Owns the SWAGGON SHOP- is that too on the nose? ANYWAY I SEE YOU SIR why ya gotta be so OMINOUS man. Suspecting what I suspect just makes Grian's unease about being in the shop both more beautiful AND ironic <3 BUT THEN. THEN THAT CRYPTIC CREEPY WARNING, YEAH NO WONDER GRIAN THINKS THAT'S A THREAT I'd think it was a threat too MY GODS- oh man I can't wait to one day MAYBE get a crumb of context for this scene haha? Pls? Mayhaps? :'D

Anywaaay~ Grian feeling like it's his fault that Taurtis got got </3 Grian no sweetie just 'cause you know there's vampires don't mean you could've done anything to stop it it's not your fault </3 But really, Grian feeling guilty because he KNOWS about vampires and didn't tell Pearl and Taurtis, and he let his guard down and lost track of time- it's so good, b/c he didn't really do anything wrong- this wouldn't have changed even if he hadn't known (.... right? This wasn't- this wasn't targeted, RIGHT??) and just hjfsdjkfdjk the fact he feels like he's to blame and it's his responsibility to find the person who did this, it is just. I am soft for this boy <3 GRUM AND JRUM MY BELOVED BABY BOIS I love them so much they're so sweet and cheeky <3 Mumbo recognizing that them knowing Grian is there means they won't just leave him alone <3

"He's so annoying why didn't he stay gone" says Mumbo as he immediately and without hesitation tosses aside what he's doing to answer the door. And just- the IMMEDIATE softening when he opens the door to find Grian, having been crying and full of guilt, and recognizing and FEELING human emotion, wanting to keep it close and PROTECT it because it's so HUMAN and FAMILIAR and PRECIOUS, even if he didn't outright think/say it, and just. Just the softness between them I- hjfsdjkfhdj Mumbo letting Grian say his piece, and the fact that Grian while angry and full of guilt has enough sense about himself to not BLAME Mumbo in place of all vampires or something, but instead want to HELP him find the one responsible and just- Mumbo putting a hand over Grian's as he agrees and invites him in and I just.

Mochi I have SO MANY EMOTIONS about this AU in general but this fic I 🥺 There's so much HGJKFSKFS FEAR but it's also so soft and sad and I am just 🥺🥺🥺 Wonderful <3

OKAY IT’S TAKEN ME FOREVER TO GET TO THIS BUT !!!! ACIIIII WAAAAAAAAAH

I’m glad I could give you many emotions >:3 this was a super fun fic to write honestly !!! though I definitely did not think it’d be the first one out of the three to get finished dmfkfkkfkf but !!! to directly reply to some things <3

- that whole scene of grian going and answering the door??? completely written on the fly DKFKFKFK it was No Where in my original plans for that scene. but I was like “haha it’d be funny if I did all this build up and it turns out it was just taurtis on the other side” and then I did it

- it is INCREDIBLY on the nose but I made it subtly obvious for a reason <3 and yes, there will be context for that scene eventually !!! it’s actually like. my second favorite scene in that whole fic??? I love the dialogue from that conversation <33

- pats grian’s head, this bad boy can fit So Much guilt— him and his guilt complex, eh? and no, even if grian had told them, or if he wasn’t aware of vampires, it wouldn’t have changed a thing :( but AY GRUM AND JRUM AM I RIGHT GKFKGMFKF

- god that entire sequence between mumbo and grian… that rant that grian goes on was so damn difficult to write for some reason??? it was challenging finding a balance between anger and guilt but not putting that blame on mumbo. at least not for being a vampire. instead he kinda throws that frustration at mumbo for telling him to stay out of things. but even then it’s more so frustration at himself for listening. and yeah <333 mumbo looking at grian and seeing a younger version of him and going “oh. protect? I protect?”

cause mumbo Definitely recognizes in that moment that regardless of what he tells grian, gri is still going to get involved. and as much as mumbo may want to limit his interactions with grian, he’s beginning to nurture this want to protect his humanity. because yk. in a world of monsters, your humanity is slowly stripped away from you :)

but !!!! yeah <33 am glad you enjoyed the fic uwu. I seem to be very good with writing soft but sad???? I’m seeing a Trend here

[weafurry]

Grimm and/or PK for the ask game(I can't decide between them they're both interesting)

I'll do both because I refuse to shut up

For PK,

Favorite thing about him: INTERESTING LORE AND HOLY MOTHER OF MORALLY FUCKING GREY honestly something I find super interesting is, compare him to asgore. People are much more tolerant of asgore and I think that's because we see him alive, in game. We have an interaction with him with him verbally addressing us. We have a lot to focus on that isn't yk. Child murder. PK that isn't the case. And I find it interesting how drastically that changes the respective fandoms reactions to the two characters.

Least favorite thing: Again! Don't really have one tbh. I love all the characters in this game there's not really anything negative I can say. I mean. Of course I wish we could of gotten more lore or screen time for him. Maybe some stuff that gives a bit more context for his personality or something, but it's not at all needed. He's already a great character without that.

Favorite line: FUNNY ENOUGH, the "..." After he says "No cost too great". Just because, it adds so much of a tone? Implication? That he doesn't really believe it. I can't find a good word for it, but you probably get what I'm saying.

brOTP: him and Ogrim. They're best friends your honor.

OTP: Do I even need to say it, it's pale nightmare. Of course it's pale nightmare.

nOTP: besides any of the obvious ones, him and The Radiance. Just. No. I'm not gonna stop people, but, just. No thanks. I'd like to never see that please and thank you.

Now someone get me that memory erasing gun from Gravity Falls please/hj.

Random head canon: I HAVE SO MANY WHY AM I FORGETTING THEM ALL NOW- anyways. Wyrms kinda have their own language that other beings can't really speak just because their vocal cords can't really form the nessecary sounds. Wyrms have weird as shit vocal cords basically. What that makes them sound like is up to the imagination. When someone startles him or like absentmindedly saying something under his breath or something he'll just accidentally slip back into it. When he does curse, its probably in wyrm tounge most of the time and not something anyone around him could actually understand.

Unpopular opinion: was the vessel shit absolutely fucked up? Yes. Is he some horrible evil person who's not remotely morally grey with awful intentions and enjoyed doing the shit he did? Absolutely fucking not and I will throw hands with the people who make him unnecessarily awful just for the sake of angst.

Song I associate with him: HOOO FUCKING BOY. GIVE ME A SECOND TO FIND MY LIST.

Ship in a bottle by Fin Argus

Hyperdontia by GHOST

Honey I'm home by GHOST

Little Dark Age by MGMT

A Burning Hill by Mitski

There's more I'm forgetting but those are the big ones

NOW GRIMM

Just as a disclaimer my thoughts on him arent quite as polished.

Favorite thing about him: just. LOOK AT HIM. Hes so fucking COOL.

Least favorite thing about him: as always none

Favourite line: not much really particularly stands out in my mind, but if I wanna be a dumbass, the thing that I have been using to fuel my ride on the pale nightmare train for months

(Oh my god I just realized there's no capitalization on dear... THE PALE NIGHTMARE TRAIN JUST GOT MORE FUEL PEOPLE LET'S GO)

brOTP: I don't think I really have one for him. Like I said, my thoughts on him aren't nearly as polished as the ones on pk, hell I'm still fucking figuring out my head canons on how the nightmare heart works.

OTP: again, do I really need to say it? pale nightmare.

nOTP: the vessels or hornet. Just. Shipping him with any of them in one scenario where in another he'd be like a father figure to them, just. Feels ehhhh. No hate to anyone who does ship him with any of them. I just dont.

Random headcanon: the glow in his eyes will get brighter on certain sentences if they have a lot of weight to them or something like that. If emotions are especially high you can everrr so faintly see lighter red pupils, but you pretty much have to be squinting. Also this is a pretty common one but him and the radiance are siblings.

Unpopular opinion: I don't really have any I don't think.

In terms of songs I associate with him, I just have songs I think he'd like because I just think they'd be his taste.(I think he probably has a super wide music taste but these are just the ones I think would be his favorites) I do have songs I properly associate with him but those ones are super subject to change because of the whole, thoughts not being super polished thing.

So for songs I think he'd like, he'd definitely like pretty much any song by the arctic monkeys. (And cmon, who doesnt?) Also older songs like I'm still standing by Elton John, Gimme gimme gimme by Abba, Heart of glass by Blondie, and Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears for Fears. (No I'm not projecting because a large portion of my music taste is older then I am SHUSH) He'd also like the band The Orion experience.

[bread-gobgob]

god im gonna regret this in the morning.

i made this playlist the week leading up to your birthday. i'm going to make another one this year. here is how my night is going.

my best friend who i usually call when i'm this upset is out on the town having fun. he always calls me when he's down. he calls me to tell me about batman and jesus christ superstar and lord of the rings. he was going to bring me along to the fun as a plus one, but i'm not eighteen so i can't go clubbing. i'm still just seventeen. I'm the same age you were when we met, Eni.

I'm seventeen and I'm gonna be eighteen soon. Are you proud of me?

I have a million emotional triggers. Some are much more severe than others. tonight, i can't place what exactly has set me off. maybe it's that once again i'm too young for something. maybe its the fact i've been locked up in this god-forsaken room all day. maybe its the fact that i left my phone in my boss' car and haven't had it all day and won't have it again until monday.

do you miss me? i miss you. i miss having something constant in my life. there is venom behind my feelings for you, but there is also so much hurt. i think the only real reason i'm mad is because you left me and didn't say a word. i had to get my girlfriend at the time to message you about it.

i miss you. i miss you and i am so vulnerable right now. it is late at night, my room is pitch black. i don't use discord the way i used to anymore. im not fifteen anymore. i'm not fifteen anymore, oblivion.

can you believe it? i'm not fifteen. i'm not fifteen! it's been so long since I was fifteen. oh god how wonderful it is to no longer be fifteen. oh god how horrible it is to still be seventeen.

i've been drinking a lot lately. i work a bar. i have adult friends. vodka is my best friend but i haven't had it in a while. i went to a party, and at it i drank something that tasted like mentholated spirits. i pulled all my friends aside and apologised for being so bitter. i told my best friend i loved him. i kissed a boy i know so many times he giggled and held me tight and god, i don't know who i am anymore, oblivion.

i try to throw myself into my writing - my most recent chapter is about Gadina, who's been repurposed, and who I was originally going to write as aromantic but there's this girl, Ivy, who she's the knight of and they're in love. They can't be in love because they're girls, but they also can't be in love because Gadina's brother was murdered and Gadina is seeking revenge on all who live in the castle.

I think maybe you would like it.

I try and throw myself into my friends - i talk to them about their interests and their past experiences, and i tell them i love them because I do, but I feel as though i'm not enough for them. i fear that one day they'll see me, this broken thing you couldn't love anymore, and they'll leave the same way you did. without a goodbye. begging me to let go.

i think maybe you would like them, too.

im trying to rediscover myself, oblivion. im trying to map out what exactly i am. my whole identity was you, and that's my fault. i was obsessed with you - you were older, wiser, had more experience than me. i thought you were so cool and I remember thinking, in the earliest days, that I wanted to be your friend so bad. Now you're not here, so I have to find another identity.

alcohol isn't an identity.

do you miss me too? sometimes i hear running out of roses or everything or stuff we did or hero, oh raven, my love is sick, forever drunk, all the songs on that playlist, really. and I think, this isn't possible. how do you recover from a bond so insanely important.

I hope you never see this message. Your Honey Bee.

[famdommcfanface]

You know what fuck it I'm liveblogging my reaction to the horrific masterpiece that is supernatural s15 e18, Despair

First of all s15 is so bad, nothing Dean has done this series is canon because I say so, Chuck can suck a dick but more importantly whatever idiot decided Chuck was god can go suck a dick. I liked Chuck, then they retconned him to a degree that nothing makes sense anymore.

Right it is 1:18am and I feel this is the proper time to watch this episode.

Huh Billie wasn't even in the last episode. That's kinda weird idk

I know Jack's not going to die but that won't stop me from threatening whoever that if you kill him again I'm going to murder someone

Cas 😢😢

Oh now you don't want Jack to die, huh Dean? Now you care about your fucking son.

I hate Billie but I love that coat fucking damn. That's what I would wear if I were the personification of death.

I keep thinking the empty is Claire because I have remarkable face blindness and they look very similar okay!!!

I was not paying attention what happened to Chuck? Ah I don't really care.

The empty uses it/it's pronouns for such a homophobic show supernatural has a truly remarkable relationship with gender.

Tbh Billie told Sam and Dean she wanted them dead the first time they met I swear. Like you can't be surprised rn Sam.

Oh yeah the empty has to survive to take Cas to superhell. Sorry I'm still in denial about that.

Jack is a whole-ass toddler and does not deserve this shit. I know he's going to be god but that's not a responsibility I want to place on a three year old.

I know all this criticism has been done but I need to say this shit okay??? I'm sorry I didn't listen properly when you guys said it. You were all so right.

Damn these boys have been through so many murderous rages...

Wait is Michael still around? Fuck I forget these things. Michael sucks anyway fuck him.

Charlie!!!! Although she's not real Charlie. I miss real Charlie. I miss real Bobby too. They're not the same.

Thing is my ex used to make me scrambled eggs so this is thematically important to my life.

Every time Cas is on screen I cry because I know what's coming.

Jack needs a hug. So does Cas. Everyone should hug. People don't hug enough in this show.

That damn trenchcoat's been through so much... Jimmy just wore a trenchcoat one day and that changed the course of human history.

WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THE WHOLE THING WITH EILEEN IF SAM ENDS UP WITH FACELESS WOMAN I STG

Damn Sam got left on read hate it when that happens.

Sam is Eileen's phone background what the fuck yicyoctiguoboh they went on like three dates idk.

Through Sam and Eileen and Dean and Cas not ending up together the message of supernatural is that love sucks and is pointless and the world hates you.

Donna!!!! Christ she'd better not die.

Why didn't you guys teach Jack to drive more. Like you're only allowed to learn to drive when we think you're about to die (which is most of the time tbh so what's their excuse)

Running through how much everyone's died in my head but as you can tell I don't pay attention much and it's hard.

Ow my shoulder hurts suddenly. I think it's the writer's fault.

I swear they all died when I wasn't paying attention. People started talking about all the hunters dying and I assumed they were all dead.

Rowena! Where's she gone she's barely been in this season. I know she's dead but that doesn't matter (which kind of annoys me because I cried when she died and then she just came back but also like good for her)

Cas has been wearing that coat for ten straight (ha) years and it still looks like it doesn't really fit.

Dean you could have murdered her then come on.

Supernatural is interesting in that things happen and they illicit like 0 reaction from me. 90% of tragic events in spn give no emotion. Charlie and Bobby are dead and I don't care.

Oh Donna. Okay I care a bit about that. But like not enough for my face to change. I still find the show compelling though, it's strange.

Aw look at Sam's big puppy dog eyes. Lol.

Gay gay gay. Although I still feel like Cas is being written as straight it's weird. Like I know he's gay and I know the writers know he's gay at this point but like they're not writing it. He's going to confess his love this episode but that's later I guess.

They always get so much blood out of their hands so quickly. And then they just walk it off.

WAIT I RECOGNISE THIS ROOM OH MY GOD IS IT HAPPENING. IT WAS HAPPENING IN THE BUNKER THIS WHOLE TIME I NEVER RECOGNISED IT.

Paused it oh my god oh my god I am not prepared for this. This is such a weird viewing experience no show is this unhinged.

Every shot is starting to look more and more familiar and let me tell you my face is showing something rn

WAIT CAS CONFESSES HIS LOVE FOR A REASON???

I've paused it again

Like I know it sounds obvious but I kind of just assumed Cas randomly decided right I'm going to confess my love now, vaguely arbitrarily. But he's like summoning the empty and the only way to summon it is to confess your gay love for your best friend xhfkfj

I was slightly worried I wasn't going to get as much as I imagined out of this episode because I knew what was going to happen. I was so wrong. The video's still paused I'm just putting off the inevitable.

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

I want to pause it again but I have to face this

OH CHRIST OH MY GOD THE ONE THING I WANT IS SOMETHING I KNOW I CAN'T HAVE

Cas is smiling it's always so weird when he smiles

Like even though I knew this was going to happen I could never quite see this happening but it is and fuck fuck fuck.

Oh my god this is actually pertinent in a way I always sort of assumed it wasn't.

I'm not praising the writing I'm not this is awful but also this is the third time in fifteen seasons I'm crying.

I LOVE YOU

Y YO A TI CAS

He just fucking shoves him oh my god

THE HANDPRINT

Like I saw it when it happened and it meant nothing to me, you know? I knew all the bits as anyone who really liked doctor who and Sherlock in 2015 did but there was no emotion behind it. I knew the significance of the handprint and all that shit. But when I watched it I was mainly thinking 'damn that's really what Castiel sounds like he's got such a weird accent, I usually only see him in gifs'

This is BAD WRITING I am NOT PRAISING IT

But also oh my fucking god

It's paused again btw. Like they just show the most significant scene in the history of bad TV and just cut to Jack and Sam coming out of a grain silo and I need a minute here, okay????

You can't expect me to care about this anymore sorry that scene eviscerated me. Donna's dead frankly who gives a shit. Jack just lost his dad even if he doesn't know it I do not have the brain power to comprehend that rn.

ME AND DEAN NEED A MINUTE OKAY THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL TIME

Oh god it's done.

The fact that Cas has died before... and Dean's always like super upset but he was never that upset y'know. He was never like that. Fucking gay oh my god.

Right it's over. That was the worst episode of TV ever made I'm going to watch the scene again because fuck you.

[marieschlz]

I told you, I'm not the good guy - A Dramione fanfiction

[ mention of violence ]

I was warned, at no time did he lie about his intentions.

He told me exactly what he would do and how he would do it.

And here was the proof.

Bodies... So many bloodied bodies with torn limbs side by side. The trail of tears on distorted faces. Soldiers, civilians, children, men and women, all the same, lying with opaque and lifeless eyes.

I can't help but think they're dead because of me.

I look at my bloodied hands, dirt and juice darken my nails. I tried to scream but my voice didn't come out, there were no more tears, I can't even remember how to cry properly.

Should I be feeling remorse? Fault?

It was so delicious.

I loved every second.

A weak giggle caught my attention, I slowly turn to face him. The crackling aura of ancient power swirled around him. He stood there, all the while, his eyes gleaming, enjoying himself as the blood of my people pooled on his feet. His blue eyes, so beautiful blue eyes, sparkled with sick desire.

Hungry.

For more deaths or my reaction, I couldn't know.

The wind that hit me hard was as cold as the blood rushing through my veins.

Malfoy was the man everyone warned me about. He was mad, his thirst for destruction known in every corner of the five kingdoms.

They thought I could cure him, help him somehow. There were spells, potions, I should have figured it out.

Apparently, the only sick person here is me.

— Pretty little thing— he called me. — I bet you're excited. That was fantastic.

He started to move toward me and I tried to process it all as my emotions fluttered between regret, orgasmic joy, guilt and remorse bubbling in my chest.

— I hate you.

— Such passion - He laughs again. He looks so calm, so genuinely satisfied. He looks at me with eyes softer than I ever expected them to be.

I look away.

— What are you going to blame me for? For getting rid of the cloud of lies you've been told? For waking you up and for showing you how wonderful the taste of human suffering is?

— How can I undo this? How can I save them, Draco?— I begged as he towered over me.

The laugh that followed seemed to echo for infinite minutes.

He bent down to look me in the eye. The glowing orbs that I thought long ago reflected the goodness he hid within him only reflected the latent hunger I saw in my own eyes.

As crazy as himself.

He looks a lot more beautiful to me now.

He looks pristine. Flawless, especially standing here amidst the dirt and destruction, surrounded by the saddest colours this landscape we've created has to offer. He is emerald and onyx and castles painted gold, his silhouette deceptively formed in the sunlight.

He could be glowing. That could be a halo around his head. This could be the world's way of setting an example based on irony. Because Draco Malfoy is beautiful in a way that no one else is.

Because Draco is not human.

Nothing about him is.

Not even me.

— Undo?! Ah, my dear Hermione. You can't get rid of who you are.

He soon lowered himself to my level before reaching out and touching my face, almost tenderly.

— I liked it, Draco. It felt so good— I mutter in agony.

He smiled at me happily. As if I had said something about piles of gold buried under our feet. His eyes are half-closed from the smile and his cheeks are pink from the cold.

He is a strange boy, strange and perverse.

Something inside my heart is ripping and it feels like fear, it hurts like genuine dread. I don't want to see him like this. I don't want to think of him as anything but a monster.

A monster like me.

— I am here. You don't have to fight yourself anymore — his voice is suddenly much closer than before.

I take a step back.

I feel his hands on my arms, I feel his skin against my skin, and I'm holding my breath. I don't dare move an inch. I don't say a word as his hands drop to my waist, to the thin, stained and torn dress. His fingers brush the soft skin of my lower back where the dress has been pulled and the seams have come loose.

I'm struggling to get oxygen to my lungs.

Then I feel his lips against my shoulder, delicate and flaming and tender, so gentle I could almost believe it's the wind and not this evil, broken creature.

Again.

Please, again, again and again.

Softer.

His chest heaving hard this time. His words were almost breathless this time.

— You destroy me.

I'm falling into pieces.

His lips are softer than anything I've ever known, soft as flesh, like sucking drop by drop of a little boy's blood, like melting and floating and weightless in water. It's evil, vile without making an effort.

And then it changes.

— O my God...

He kisses me again, harder, more desperate as if he needs to have me as if he's dying to memorise the touch of my lips against his. The taste drives me crazy; he's all heat and blood.

Mouths mingle and along with his taste also brings doom. It's like the plague. It kills, destroys, dries seas, murders firstborns and razes nations. He is breathing as if he has lost his mind and looking at me as if something is broken inside him, as if he has woken up and discovered that his nightmares were just nightmares, that they never existed, as if I can fix whatever is not working right inside us.

I'm crumbling and falling inside his heart and I'm destroying everything I find along the way.

— oh, my little witch. We will do fantastic things together.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Oh, top five boss fights? Like, the whole experience - gameplay, narrative, and the character(s) in question all taken together

TOP 5 [ ALWAYS ACCEPTING ]

HHHOH BOY this is interesting sdnff mostly i have. SO many bossfights i adore, so with just one (1) exception i could literally write so many other ones here let's gooo

spoilers obv

5. hehe doing this like a real top 5 so starting with 5 buuuuut I'd say Reflux from Rayman 3, and after some thoughts I decided to go for the final boss rather than his first fight. Rayman final bosses are always a little underwhelming to me, but this one REALLY gives everything it got. you're going against a god and it SHOWS, it's a continuing growth and each phase makes things more threatening. Big Love for this one and hint hint it's exactly why i love #1 so much so :^3c

4. Pontiff Sulyvahn in Dark Souls 3. I was this 👌 close to put the Abyss Walkers because, to be fair, with Artorias I think it's the most emotional fight in the series, and if it was just for that I'd totally put them here, but. b u t. Sulyvahn is one of the VERY few real bad guys in the series. His influence is seen in so many areas and even in other bosses, and taking him down makes me feel like I'm actually putting an end to someone who fucking deserves to have his ass kicked.

3. ohhhh I was so close to put KH1 Riku/Ansem in here, ppl who played it know which one I'm talking about, you'll never take kairi's heart yadda yadda, or final Xehanort in KH3, but. Listen. Listen. I waited for YEARS to play as Kairi, and when I do I actually get to actually super murder the one asshole who's been ruining everyone's lives? As my daughter who deserves to kill murder and maim??? Yeah it's Armored Xehanort in KH3Re:Mind. Go queen give us everything

2. ofc I'm gonna put Gehrman from Bloodborne here. It's left pretty vague of why he's an antagonist, but from what I got he's. Pretty much the reason anything happened, even if it's not out of malevolence but just as an act of desperation. Taking him down feels right not only for Yharnam, but for him, too. He deserves to rest, and maybe it's just me but in Bloodborne I find battles with other hunters to be much more engaging than the beast battles, as much as I adore them too. Like the Moon Presence and Mergo's Wet Nurse are ok final bosses but Gehrman is just. So good. It's so good it actually made me walk through the entire fight, bow down when it started and kind of "mimic" him, using two-handed weapons and special moves only when he did too. It had to be a fair fight between hunters at the same level.

1. this is the only one I wouldn't change at all and. Kefka in FFVI. The whole thing. Starting from the very bottom until you reach him, it's such a good crescendo, especially considering the final dungeon in itself is already SO long and difficult and. idk fighting not to stop someone, but to put an end to his domination is so good. the series often puts the character against gods, but I feel like FFVI really nailed it. Eps with the whole "if someone dies they're replaced by someone else" thing going on, it really makes you feel like every single character you grew to love through the game is giving their all and it slaps. Also I still think that Dancing Mad is THE best final boss theme in anything, it's just so good. Literally the cherry on top of one of the best games out there

SPECIAL MENTIONS: Muggshot in Sly 3, Keiki in Touhou 17, Kuja (any fight, really) in FFIX and Emperor Griffin in Dark Chronicle

[i-want-a-bagel]

Apparently I love live reacting to things via Tumblr posts now so here's me listening to the first Lockdown Lads liveshow of 2021 as I didn't have electricity earlier (yes, bless my soul, I survived 😅 - it was very painful, but I survived)

*****

Oh god I missed their voices

I always do, they're such comfort voices, they've just been in my life on a regular basis for so many years

*****

Phil you 😂 stuck in a freakin jacket, of course

*****

Aw Wholesome Dan already! 🥰

*****

Lockdown Lads is staying, uh? I prefer that anyways

*****

Same emotional wavelength -> fucking anx--

GAY BUTTERFLY?

Phil is a gay butterfly, yes

yes, just yes

*****

Dan is alive

Phil is so awkward at phrasing things for fuck's sake

*****

We've been together for, how long?

I swear Dan was like anxious sweating there

*****

Keep sane by talking to US?

wow, lubricate, Phil? for fuck's sake

you could pick any word in the word and you picked that??

*****

Dan telling you you're not valid is something

*****

Dan thinking he can look ugly 😂

you are so wrong boy

*****

undressed and unfiltered 👀

*****

Dan and Phil force us to witness their insanity - The Show

(that's my pitch)

*****

THE DIL HEAD

*****

ah yes, the snow penis

I had FORGOTTEN, DAN how dare you bring that back

"As a gay, maybe you're more likely to recognize a penis" what the hell

*****

Ladydoor Liveshow, yeah okay, I can accept that 😂

*****

Dan, you CANNOT remind us of your fucking penis drawing then say we cannot mention Ladydoor

dude

*****

IS THIS JOINT CONTENT?

yeah, DAN, is THIS joint content?

*****

Phil holds the key to Dan's sanity

and he threw it into a ditch never to be seen again

they feed off each other's madness

*****

Hello, my name is [Dan and Phil Dan]

*****

Chaotic Companions? CCs?

*****

They still don't know when they'll move? fuck that sucks, I can just imagine how stressful that is

*****

Box Boys -> VAGINAL ENERGY?

Dan what the fuck

"what are the rules?" good question

*****

Dan, no one can expect you not to swear

in a Cards Against Humanity video

*****

honestly, vaginal energy is much worse than any swear you could conjure

*****

So Tuesday is Dan's day and Thursday is Phil's day right?

oh wow I finished typing it and Dan just says it, I'm a genius 😂

*****

"Me and Phil just wanna complain about what we hate about each other"

I'm sorry, how is this different from every single video you've ever made before???

*****

so, "video call that went wrong" stories

*****

I would go crazy if I lived with Phil so props to Dan for not murdering him in his sleep

*****

"The home invasion incident" ?????????? what the fuuck

YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?? PHIL!!!

"sometimes it takes an hour to get it" ???? your food usually comes in less than an hour????? wow, lucky you

Guy came IN the house? what the fuck

I mean, I guess if the door is open, they could think you want them to come in, I know a lot of handicapped / physically impaired people do that, but COVID

"Phil was shook" understandable

"You gave him a tip to say 'thank you for making me shit myself'" 😂

*****

"Freak comedy big sister" my goal in life, as the eldest of three

*****

my favourite part of the beard filter story is that they were together joining the meeting on one computer

*****

Phil getting angry at 13 year olds on the internet : you need to find other hobbies / games, Phil

and Dan being a chill gamer just makes so much sense

*****

I live for chaotic cat content

*****

Dan is being such a little shit

"no, youuuu"

*****

Dan's Dan and Phil's desires to lick things is

uh

*****

HIT THE CLUB?? boomer confirmed

*****

Dan's laugh! my soul is fixed

*****

Dan: "oh, I feel mean" *continues anyway*

Phil is 100% a boomer Karen

Phil asking Dan what it means 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*****

Phil has boomer camera skills -> none

*****

"no to the body pillow"

ironically

bitch,

*****

"same"

*longest silent ever in a Dan and Phil content"

😂

*****

Dan trying to fuck things up for Phil before calls like they used to do before going on stage during ii 😭😂

*****

Sorry Phil, but the emo hair died like 5 years before you changed your hair

*****

upward scissoring is actually the technic, yes

*****

Straightness? not here honey 😉

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

*****

a lawyer bad mouthing a judge

in front of the judge

😫😫😫😫😫

*****

I would have gotten out of the taxi, so I can fully support giving that guy a bad review

*****

Phil is me 100% with the fucking social anxiety, but I also have Dan's "fuck no" attitude, and it causes me so much fucking stress

*****

The teacher did the Phil thing!

egg-y vinegar catastrophe

(props to that teacher teaching online, it is FUCKING difficult and takes SO MUCH MORE TIME than in-person lessons and it's a very different dynamic, congrats to everyone who managed to convert their teaching and make the best of these conditions ❤️ love you fellow educators!)

*****

the planets lining up for Phil's ass to show up in Dan's zoom is 100% the chaotic energy these two create

*****

"Oh Dan, he's just weird like that, randomly screaming to hide his partner's naked ass"

*****

I agree with Dan, I would NOT connect if I had to turn on my camera to listen to this

Everything should be a phone call, Zoom IS horrible

Podcasts and radio shows are where it's at

*****

Dan's day's last segment

for next week: what would Dan ban?

"sand" 😂😂😂 I actually laughed out loud, congrats Phil!

Dan you little shit "but Phil, do you love the sea?"

*****

// sidenote: I need the sand for the seaside, and I HATE bugs and grass is full of it, I 100% agree with Dan here, sorry Phil

*****

Phil wants some more interactions before they conclude

*****

Concrete beach sounds awesome tbh

*****

they're COLLABORATING on the house and sharing the space 😭❤️

that's so cute

that is such an equal relationship, they're so cute

*****

Phil stop bringing it back to sand 😂😂 Phil just wants to keep saying he hates sand

*****

next time is Phil Day

gamenight! ("wot IS game night?!")

*****

They 100% saw we all want the cube didn't they?

the cube is the selling point

*****

Dan thanking us for being there as if we haven't been desperately begging for a sign of life for the last two years

❤️ we love you, man

*****

that was just so lovely???

so chill and sweet and funny and domestic???

they just sound radiate so much happiness and love and wholesomeness

with Covid canceling everything, I had nothing to look forward to, but now, i've got there

and twice a week, we are so fucking lucky

They can't even begin to understand the impact this, and all the future ones I'm sure, has on my mental health and the well being of so many people

thank you so much, foreign dads, for this ❤️

[rewatching-supernatural]

s01e16

first of the day, let's go!

*****

man the fashion back in 2005/6 uh

Meredith...

the shadows are following her, this is so cool

ah yes, the days when people had 100 key on their keychains

oh good, girl has a security system, yes! we love that for you

only issue is, shadows don't trigger alarm systems

*****

this reminds me of the shadow theater I did back in high school, that was such a cool project

*****

Stealth Killer uh?

I love all their costumes, even if Dean hates them 😅

*****

this reminds me of the locked room case in brooklyn nine nine, the killer's still in the vent guys!

but her heart was missing, mhm, of course

*****

Dean flirting with every woman always, because he just can't stop himself

"Your upstairs brain" god Sam thanks

Research Sam™ is my fave, tbh, closely followed by Annoying Sibling San™

*****

ah no, not Sam and Meg again dammit

I mean, I'm all for demon!Meg and following her adventures as a murderer, but Sam and Meg interacting is really weird and uncomfortable

at least Sam notices it's fucking weird too

Yay Sam for trusting his instincts

*****

Great shot of Dean going research

Zoroastrian, old school, Daeva

of course Dean called people haha

Dean telling Sam how to bite a girl, for fuck's sake 😂

Hahahahaha Sam got caught, yes random woman! Pervert indeed!

*****

This is so stupid, why would Sam follow her so closely, it's impossible to think she wouldn't hear the door open and close ten seconds after she went through

Why would Sam go alone in that unknown place, seriously

what an idiot

with upper body strength, sure, but still na idiot

what a weird shot of Sam in the elevator shaft

what does he think he's going to do now? he's stuck there

why wouldn't he call and tell Dean where he is??

I swear these two idiots get caught so many times because they're not women

as women we're taught from a young age to always have someone know where you are, to never walk alone in alleyways, to always be ready to call the cops/for help, etc

if they even did 1/10 of the shit I do as precautions whenever I'm alone / out at night / in a big city, they wouldn't get hurt

*****

Big discussion about Sam wanting a different life "when this is all over"

damn poor baby doesn't know what's coming

*****

oh of course, Sam reclimbed the entire shaft again withiut making a noise, for sure

they're less than ten meters away, what the hell, of course she's gonna know they're there

aww it scratched Sam's cheek, that must hurt

*****

it's a trap for daddy Winchester

*****

"Go to hell!"

"Baby, I'm already there."

Meg you bitch I love you

if only she could exist in another way than by "my entire life revolves around these men"

*****

Goodbye Meg! have a safe flight!

*****

This hallway is so familiar, I'm sure they reuse it constantly and that's why my brain knows it so well

*****

Daddy Win is there

aw sweet reunion with Dean, and then awkward look at Sam

this is such a weird scene, I thoroughly hate John so much I just can't stand any scene he's in

that actor is super talented too I wish I could enjoy his acting but I'm just like ughh get him away from my boys

just the fact that they call him Sir makes me want to throw up

*****

acting like you're being pushed and hit and shit when there's nothing is very impressive

*****

"These things are shadows demons so let's light em up!" yes Sam, thank you for explaining it to us like we're four

*****

Dean being all logical when Sam is emotional, and Sam being all Research Sam™ when Dean wants to just run head first into things

what a good team tbh, find yourself someone who can balance your crazy shit with their crazy shit like that

*****

and we're done!

[hopeaterart]

Some more Broken Ballet Incorrect quotes

Hills: CHRIS! Is that a weed!?

Chris: No, this is a crayon-

Hills: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

*Hills composes 911 on a microwave*

Gioia's voice, as Christian frowns in confusion: 911, what's your emergency?

-

Jona: Be careful, it's really muggy outside today!

Korey: If I go outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn, I'm gonna kill you.

Jona: *sips coffee from bowl*

-

Alek: Brittany is at that very special age where she only has one thing on her mind.

Jill: Boys?

Brittany: Homicide.

-

Yui, to Willy: Oh, I see! I can say 'please' and 'thank you' as many times as I can, and you'll never repeat it. But Dellilah says 'ass-face motherfucker' ONCE-

-

Rosaura to Jona, talking about the Asshole: I just don't think our dad would want his kids to become murderers.

Rosario from the afterlife: Kill the bitch.

-

Sadao: Are ya bearing the weight of the full spectrum of human emotion with no chemical buffer, son?

Jotaro, lying face-down on the floor: Yes, dad.

-

Gioia: I need a four letter word for betrayal.

Christian: Jude.

The entire Viola company:

Gioia: It fits.

-

Jona: OH GOD HE'S LOOSING SO MUCH BLOOD-

Yui: QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?

Ronan, looking at Irving: Short, black hair, dark eyes, has a plan for everything-

Korey: YOUR BLOODTYPE, STUPID!

Ronan: Oh. *looks down at wound* Red.

-

Irving: I'm cold.

Ronan: Here, take my jacket.

Jona: I'm cold too.

Alois: 'Well, damn Jona, I can't control the weather.'

-

Chen: You wouldn't know. You haven't been through hell.

Sadao: I'll have you know I worked in a seedy bar overrun by yakuza who kept mistaking me for a twelve years old girl for four years. So not only have I been through hell, I served cocktails here.

-

Korey: You can't go, you'll die.

Ronan: Sometimes to win at chess, you have to sacrifice your king.

Yui: That's exactly how you lose at chess.

-

Nicole to Rosaura: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

-

Hills: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Stephane: Are you okay???

Hills: Nicole stole my fucking garlic bread.

-

Rosario, to Gioia: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

-

Ronan: What was it like, dating my brother?

Irving: Once, I asked Jona to bring me a glass of water when he was mad at me. He brought me a glass full of ice cube and said 'wait'.

-

Jona: I want you to sign those three little words.

Alois: 'I love you'.

Jona: That's sweet, but try again.

Alois: 'Fine. I will behave.'

-

(AU where there's no BS)

Sadao, to Jotaro: Your aunt's husband passed away about nineteen years ago.

Rosario: Quite telling everyone that I'm dead.

Gioia, completely deadpan: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

-

Willy: I made a marshmallow Brittany. Her arms are crossed, because she's mad at the other marshmallows for making fun of Daddy. Do you like it?

Brittany, tearing up: It's fine.

-

Dellilah: Are we sure we should be listening to these guys? I mean, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?

Korey:

Korey: Plato.

-

Stephane: You ever wanna talk about your feelings, Chen?

Chen: No.

Rosaura: I do.

Stephane: I know, Ros.

Rosaura: I'm sad.

Chen: We know, Ros.

-

*police sirens in the distance*

Irving, who has never done a single crime in his entire life: They've found me.

Sadao, who they're actually after: You gotta run, kid.

-

Gioia: It's nothing against you, Ros. It's just that I only said 'I love you' to eight people in my life, all related by blood to me beside your father. And one of them I regret.

Rosaura: Who?

Gioia: My grandmother, who I thought at the time was on her deathbed due to getting hit by a car. She healed, and Hamon means she's not gonna die of old age before at least hitting her 100, so now I look like an idiot.

-

Hills: I don't feel well, I have this headache that comes and go.

Nicole: *enters the room*

Hills: Oh look, here it is again.

-

Ronan: You're mad at me.

Korey: I'm not mad, just disappointed.

Ronan: Oh come on, everyone knows that's worse!

-

*Hills accidentally locks his car keys in his car. Sighing, he calls the police to retrieve them*

Bianca from the window: DOCTOR! Is that a police!? *Hills frowns up at her in confusion* I'M CALLING THE WEED!

*Bianca composes 420 on the microwave*

Rosario's voice coming from Stephane's Degenerations, who's just sitting at the table: 420, what're you're smokin'?

[bloo-jae]

an assortment of oc quotes pt 4

Keagan: Y'know, I've learned some pretty valuable lessons from this.

Camille: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you should've actually taken away.

Keagan: Death isn't real and I'm basically God.

---

Naedis: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better each and every day? Also no.

---

Doe: When you think things couldn't possibly get any worse, look to the sky. It's me floating in on a stupid blimp to ruin everything and cause many problems.

---

Eisla: Hey there demons, it's me, ya girl.

---

Eisla, speaking into a tape recorder: If you are here, speak to us.

Doe: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOFT DETROIT,

---

Camille: So what's your love language?

Keagan: I dunno, English?

---

Braydin: Hey, so, what the fuck have you been doing to your body?

Eisla: Oh, this thing? This isn't mine, I'm just renting it.

---

Anna: [enters the room]

Eisla: Aw, fuck. See, I thought I was gonna have a good day, but then you walked in:

Andie: What'd she do?

Eisla: Bitch gotta exist.

Andie: Anna, why would you do that?!

---

Camille: [appears in Keagan's field of vision]

Keagan, internally: My favorite angel has arrived. She is cute and smart and my favorite. I must greet her in a manner indicative of my appreciation for her existence.

Keagan, externally: Hey nerd.

---

Camille: Hacker voice. I'm in.

Keagan: I don't think you're supposed to say 'hacker voice' out loud.

Keagan: Also all you did was open Bing.

---

Keagan: My girlfriend's a solid 7.

Keagan: She's really a 10, but she's with my ugly ass and I'm a three so she loses points.

Keagan: PEMDAS.

---

[texting]

Keagan: yes

Keagan: yea*

Keagan: almost broke my cool and casual facade

---

Anna: Guys, it's okay, I've got this!

Doe, narrating: She did not, in fact, got this.

---

Sayumi: Hey, I'm here, open up.

Doe:

Doe: I spent countless decades wande-

Sayumi: Open the fucking door!

---

Doe: I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

---

Osamu: How's your morning going?

Anna: Well, Sayumi just asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong. So pretty normal I guess.

---

Keagan: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I'll wait.

Camille: You and I.

Keagan, crying: A'ight.

---

Liam: Why is Keagan lying facedown on the floor?

Alejah: They're just a little overwhelmed right now.

Liam: What happened?

Alejah: Camille giggled.

---

[texting]

Doe: this is like military combat and i'm the brave colonel and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

Sayumi: Tranches

Osamu: Tranches

Doe: i'm sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i don't expect either of you to return

---

Eisla: Anna, you're my seventh favorite friend.

Anna: There's only six of us.

Eisla: Exactly.

---

Naedis: Eight!

Meidagi: Nine!

Naedis: We shouldn't be doing this drunk.

Meidagi: ...Ten.

Naedis: Fifteen!

Meidagi: Twenty-five.

Naedis: Thirty!

Centipede, tearing up: Please stop giving me legs, I look stupid.

Naedis: ONE HUNDRED LOL

Meidagi: LMAO

---

Naedis: Everyone, I would like to introduce you to the god of peace and assholes, Meidagi.

Meidagi: What she said is the truth and nothing but the truth.

Meidagi: I am in charge of both the peace and the Naedis.

---

Keagan, motioning to a chest: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die.

---

Andie: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

---

Eisla: Okay, no offense, but SOME of us- [looks pointedly at self in the mirror] -need to fucking chill.

---

Osamu: [spills coffee on Doe]

Osamu: Whoops, sorry!

Doe: Hey, do you know who I am?!

Osamu: Do YOU know who you are?

Doe:

Doe: [goes on a journey of self-discovery]

---

Eisla: I must confess my sins.

Meidagi: WHAT'S THE TEA MY CHILD

---

Keagan: [seductively lies in Camille's lap]

Keagan: [starts crying]

---

Applebee's: Notes of vodka. Hints of fresh lemon. A raspberry finish. Our findings from a tasting of this season's $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade harvest:

Eisla: My father was murdered in one of your restaurants and the killer was never found.

Andie: Is this real?!

Applebee's: It's real! We're featuring the $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade the entire month of June!

---

Otto: Hey, whatcha wearing?

Eisla: Your friend's skin.

---

Otto: You're under arrest!

Doe: No I'm not!

Otto: Shit!

---

Eisla: What if I drank makeup remover?

Andie: No!

Otto: Please don't.

Darany: That's bad for you!

Braydin: Do it, coward.

Eisla, already opening the bottle: Haha, I sure love democracy.

---

Eisla: Give it to me straight. How long do I have to live?

Doe: Ten.

Eisla: Ten what?

Doe: Nine.

---

Anna: The greatest power move is to call someone by their full name.

Anna: If you don't know their middle name, just make one up.

Anna, whipping her head around to face Otto: OTTO EMILY BESSELMAN.

---

[texting]

Camille: Heyy, you awake?

Camille: Wanna come over and learn the dance to 'bet on it' from HSM2?

Keagan: dude it's 2am

Camille: So?

Keagan: we have school tomorrow

Camille: So???

Keagan: wh

Keagan: ok yeah omw

---

Keagan: [having a mental breakdown, crying on the floor, full existential crisis, can't comprehend life without falling apart]

Keagan, five minutes later, drinking a capri sun: lmao that was wild

---

Anna, trying to comfort Andie: You need to learn to move on! It's what Eisla would've wanted for you!

Eisla's ghost: bitch the fuck i wouldn't

---

Eisla: Do you have any dark chocolate?

Doe: Sure! This one's made from Brazilian cacao-

Eisla: Darker.

Doe: ...Okay, this one-

Eisla: Darker!

Doe: Ugh, fine! [opens a box with strange symbols on it] This one will teach you the Forbidden Words and let you see Hell.

Eisla, eyes going black: 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙.

---

Eisla, looking at a map: God, it's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Andie: The other side, Eisla.

---

Eisla: Just had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was this fishtank illuminating the room and then this fucking...fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and said:

Doe: You've been here a while. Better wake up before you forget how to!

Eisla: And I fucking woke up in a cold sweat!

Andie:

Andie: Dude, I think you went to Hell.

[jdmainman123]

That's a report and in order for us to be here # WE CALLED IT THERE WOULD BE ALL OLDER MEN SENT OUT OF THEIR CITY here's the thing remember that movie where the cop got caught he's put into jail and he looks around and every man in there he by himself put handcuffs and put in that jail

They're all fans of Jason

THAT'S RIGHT THEY CALL THEMSELVES GOD ONLY BECAUSE JASON AND NOW THEY'RE DOWN THEIR SONS ARE ALL HOMOPHOBIC AND HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE GOD'S A MAN AND NOT A GIRL

Right it's like to be a part of something besides the original program the satellite wrote LIKE THEY'RE IN CHURCH AND HE'S ASKED THE LITTLE GIRL SMELL MY FINGERS AND THEN AFTER SHE SMELLS HIS FINGER SHE SAYS I JUST HAD HIM UP JASON'S LITTLE A******

Or when the girl walks into the room and he has a pair of Jason's underwear up to his nose and he's just sniffing it

SO THEY WOULD BE ALL FANS OF JASON PROGRAM and then forgive me and forget me a black skin Jason didn't work cuz he couldn't jerk off. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY FIRST RED FLAG AFTER THAT I WOULD HAVE STARTED WORSHIPING THE DEVIL OH I KNOW WHY GOD I KNOW WHY GOD IS GOD BECAUSE OF THE DEVIL there's only one word that reoccurs that makes the most sense for them to have stolen something from evil from bad in the world his name is the devil it's the only earmark of the religion carrying over AND PEOPLE STARTED WORSHIPING THE DEVIL BECAUSE THEY LOVED KNOWING EVIL WAS PRESENT it has to be we go back in history and we see how for example these cities are copycat cities they when they got close these men we were always wondering how did you guys get these blueprints or these building designs from original cities that we've been to EASY ANSWER THEY'RE A BUNCH OF OLD MEN THEY CAME OVER WITH THEIR OWN DESIGNS AND COVID CAUGHT IT AND STARTED BUILDING LANDMARK SITES EXACTLY LIKE THEY HAD BACK IN THEIR CITY

So it's just a bunch of old men the problem is you guys took me away from the beach. And we're going to go with the original testament Jason was a fish and a bird over water. And then you guys don't have any fish lakes here it seems like once again you guys are fanatics of the wrong thing copycat. We can't help but notice how many word or a word that you took and renamed it redefined it YEAH REWRITE THE REPORT JUST CHANGING THE GENDER

Because for these to be all old men and they literally what they did here was literally named Jason the boy that that didn't have sex he was murdered before he had sex BUT WHAT HAPPENED EVERY MAN IN THE CITIES HAD THEIR OWN BOYS NAMED JASON AND KILLED HIM BEFORE THEY COULD HAVE SEX that's right albany's face ruined it NO YOU'RE JOHN IN ALBANY HERE IN THE MIA POW FLAG SITES RUINED JASON JUST I'M JUST TELLING YOU GUYS THAT S*** SO YOU KNOW like satellite maker John would dismember this guy in like 1 minute that's how weak this John is I'm just FYI. I knew now what I know then I would allow you guys to continue I'd go back home for one more round and that his ass getting that tiny red suv. But the emotion buttons and feeling buttons on the satellite plus these cities all the houses are MRIs I swear to God they're all MRIs or tiny computers SOMETHING ABOUT ONLY THE FEELINGS BUTTON IF THEY WHAT THEY WANT TO ATTACH THE ONLY THE EMOTIONS BUTTON IS WHAT THEY'RE TARGET IS. REMEMBER I JUST SAW A MURDER OKAY SMILE SMILE FORGET ABOUT IT SMILE FORGET ABOUT IT. AND THEN THEY DON'T ALLOW US TO THINK ABOUT IT FOREVER

So these places sort of targeted a boy's name like what do we name it HIS ORIGINAL NAME WOULD BE THE ANTECEDENT WOULD BE THE ANTECEDENT and again for since the data breach was released my last name is lived which means devil AND FOR MY UNDERSTANDING YOU GUYS TOOK THE RELIGION AND PEOPLE WORSHIPING EVIL AND LOVING MEAN THINGS TO CARRY ON TO SURVIVE COVID TO SURVIVE MURDER TO SURVIVE INCIDENCES THAT WOULD AFFECT THEM and I think once again your copycat City because your people never leave have stolen word and changed it to their stupid dialect never been to school never had a car always on the bus causing troubles outside HOW EDUCATED COULD THEY BE FROM THAT TV SYSTEM PROGRAM. NOT AT ALL

So you and I hate the fact that I had to release lived BUT WHATEVER EVER SINCE WE SEE MURDER SMILE FORGET IT HAPPENS SMILE FORGET IT HAPPENED. AND WE CAN'T DWELL OR EVEN THINK ABOUT IT FOREVER. THE NEXT MURDER SMILE WOULD NEVER HAPPEN SMILE IT NEVER HAPPENED so it lines up in a religion being about worshiping evil and knowing bad

So this is literally the forgotten not to forbidden I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY MEN THAT HAVE GIVEN UP ON LIFE BUT TO TELL ME THEY WERE KICKED OUT OF THEIR CITIES AND SENT HERE. OH NOW I GET IT. No you leave your families to meet you see what we saw here is your city couldn't be much better than these and you leave your families up to me I will murder them I promise you guys YOU KNOW WHAT LIKE I SAID ONE HAND BLINDFOLDED I COULD SLAM IT DOWN ONTO THE EARTH AND KILL EVERYONE OF THESE MEN FOR ONE REASON. THEY'RE WEAK and they have an entire city for the boys and girls who they purposely infected through covid showed them a murder through video BUT THEY WOULDN'T LET THEM MURDER THEMSELVES SO THEY CAN KEEP THEM SICK THIS IS THE REGIME THAT CONTROLS PEOPLE BY KEEPING THEM SICK

You can't feed your own people