#oh hey babe

[cowboythewizard726]

big fan of the gorgeous beautiful man covered in blood and sweat

[mo-mode]

Chiron: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood! Home to demigods of—

Me: Yeah yeah, which demigods can see the shrimp colors?

Chiron: Excuse me?

Me: You heard me. Who’s got the shrimp colors?

Chiron: Well, ah…Iris is the goddess of the rainbow, and Poseidon is god of the sea, but I don’t think—

Me: Give me the shrimp colors, horse man.

[andthebeanstalk]

I saw a post complaining about people acting like Betty is some kind of poor little girl taken advantage of by her situation. And while I haven't seen this happening myself, it does make me laugh to think about because like,

Ma'am, that woman nearly killed everyone in the world *TWICE* trying to save her husband, INCLUDING TRYING TO MURDER ICE KING.

That woman has a body count that nobody asked her to make! She is just! So good! At crimes!! And we love that for her!!!

#girlboss #golbboss #God-Forbid-Women-Do-Anything

[datingclub1]

[inamagicalhallucination]

i was gonna say sskk dating where atsushi calls aku things like babe dear etc and the first time aku does it he passes out but then i got thinking and realized that if atsushi were to call aku things like that he'd also pass out so

[static-scribblez]

The PS5 has been out for three years and Chris Dunne deserves one by now he deserves a PS5 the universe owes him one all of this is still this is the text this is all on the shirt the universe owes him a PS I did the math Will I did the math its it’s I did the math if if we made if we fuckin profit 10 dollars a shirt I I give you half of that I get five dollars a shirt I gotta sell 80 t-shirts in order to get a PS5 94 t-shirts if I’m including a copy of Baldur’s Gate 3 that’s doable that’s totally doable that’s all on the shirt all of this is on the shirt including this including this it’s doable I could sell 80 shirts that’s on the shirt too right this is all on the shirt okay this is all going on it’s all on the shirt that’s the shirt that’s my idea for some new merch that’s great that’s a great shirt yeah and the fun thing is that it could also be a poster or that’s true or like a mug or a drink or fucking anything I don’t know just who cares wait can you do that can you setup on the bigcartel like 12 different items all with right the same block of text on it yeah and the plan is to price all of those items I will profit enough enough to purchase a PS5 that’s a lot of items and the second I make 400 dollars they’re gone they disappear because this is a terrible thing for me to do I shouldn’t do this its so funny that’s no that’s such a good idea I just I’ve been thinking about just putting up a fucking PayPal link I’m done I need a PS5 dude that’s dude I I like I want I was just I’m fucking sitting at home just like ahhh here’s the thing I’m not gonna like fuckin I’m not gonna I I I I I don’t I don’t want to beg for money uh huh I didn’t think I wanted to beg people for money but then I took a long hard think about how badly I want a PS5 and I think I might be okay with it. I’ve been having fantasy’s about just going to target and looking at them ya know just fantasies about looking about just I just been maybe I’ll go to target or Walmart today and just look at the ps5s just to be like I could get that I could I could have one I could take it home I could take it I could just buy it today what’s stopping you then because I PS5 the price point its at right now its very dangerous because its an exact price point where I could buy it and it wouldn’t immediately ruin my life but it would make it so that my life gets ruined quicker a couple months down the line okay right which still makes it a bad purchase right yeah you know what I mean that’s kinda where I’m at okay so I say we do the t-shirt thing we make a t-shirt a mug a poster all the specific niche things that the drop shipping company that we work with prints on yeah do’m all all the printful stuff just the entire printful catalogue 50 items yeah the whole catalogue this huge block of text make socks fucking fill out the entire bigcartel page mousepads with as many items as they’ll let me put on thermoses just canvas prints every single possible literation on of it and if that bothers you there’s a very quick to get me to stop doing it just buy them you just need to be the 80th person to buy these fucking t-shirts that’s amazing can we give a prize to the 80th person who buys one uh well how much is the prize uh its its its um its you get a little sandwich kiss you and me each take a cheek and give him a little smooch alright well I’m just going to round and say its going to 40 bucks for travel expenses so that’s 8 more t-shirts we have to before we do that but then yeah sure ya know well then we just increase yeah exactly we just increase the number of t-shirts I have to sell right exactly

[vetteldixon]

daily seb 335/365

[battybrownboodeactivated]

They're holding hands

[fluxandflowwithittt]

Don’t get sad, get even

[oceanwithouthermoon]

was thinking about my saiki k pony au and thought hehe.. what if i made it kubosai..

so basically, yk how saiki is an alicorn who poses as a unicorn but he doesnt have a cutie mark ?? so him covering up his wings doubles as him covering up his cutie mark-less-ness which makes it look like hes super insecure about it (which he is but he would never admit it) ?? and kuboyasu is a kirin, which obviously dont have cutie marks, but kuboyasu has a scar on his flank that LOOKS like a cutie mark ??

imagine aren trying to console kusuo about being a "blank flank" and telling him like "i mean i dont have a cutie mark either haha.." trying to be silly and make him feel better.. but kusuos just like... dawg you are literally not a pony and you have more of a cutie mark than i do☠️☠️☠️

also, post power reveal kubosai definitely bond over kusuo being afraid of himself because of his alicorn magic and aren being afraid of himself because of his nirik transformations..

[fabuloustrash05]

Honestly Mikey uses the fact salamanders can climb so he tells Mona to do that so she could surprise Raph in some way. Only to in the end give Raph a fricking heart attack and make him pass out from the literal jumpscare he just had- then bonk Mikey with a chancala-

Then eventually it just becomes the norm for him.

Years later Raph walks into a room and Mona who’s upside down is in his face greeting him and he’s unfazed by her hanging from the ceiling XD

[idontbelievethehype]

I think mostly I just hope Barry didn’t get a UTI from fuckin that grave raw.

[datingclub1]

Play The Game With Me

[flamboyant-king]

I had an Isaac run where it was so stressful my heartrate was at a 145bpm and it persisted for 6 hours. After that, like every day that followed, my heart would just suddenly shoot up to 120-140bpm for an hour if I so much as thought about something I've been stressing over recently. Everybody encouraging me to go to the ER. And I'm just like "Oh please I've actually always been like this, I'm fine." Had to chop down my Adderall dosage. But I swear I've felt like this since high school, but I guess the medicine enhances the feeling and that feeling was ANXIETY.

So, suffice to say, playing The Binding of Isaac™️ almost gave me a heart attack.

[pretendfan]

“So I guess I’m in love with this dude again?!”

A basic bitch is twirling her hair and swooning over this dweeb yet again , more at 11…

[clottedscream]

imagine tumblr using a pestle and mortar like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3ULiBoqBk&t=131s

the video calls it a granite mortar when that is CLEARLY a diorite or at best a granodiorite and is visibly dominated by feldspar and iron bearing phases. lol. lmao.