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cowboythewizard726 · 1 month

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big fan of the gorgeous beautiful man covered in blood and sweat

#FUCK i NEED to EAT THIS GUY #laios laios laios...#laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #laios dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #GET IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW #woah #doo you think he la #laiosssss.....save me laios.... save mee.......#ough bnuguhjh #oh my GOD #hes actually; really beautiful #but i aint gay dont dont go around saying im gay alright #hey babe love when ur experiencing the horrors btw its a great look on you #nned to like sink my teeth into the top of his head or his whole cheek and thrash my head back in forth #im not gay #next post may be him being whimper dog man thing hes so buddy #or when he looks determined or when he looks like a cutie pie #me when the character has a range of emotions and expressions #just wow hes so versatile #but hes so pretty like genuinely i love his face #good face of his right there cant wait to sink my teeth into it #laios #laiosss.

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buglaur · 5 months

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for a girl whose never built anything from scratch before i'd call this a triumph

#it's safe to say i won't be building ever again. this was painful.#4 houses and a little pub with 2 apartments upstairs #it is fully unfurnished but that is a task too immense for me to tackle right now #and the sides are very bare.. i'll fix that #so excited to play gahhh #i have until the 16th to finish all of my assignments but after that it'll be sims sims sims #do ye have any recommendations on anti-virus software?#i've been using mcafee but it's the most god awful program know to man #the only annoying pop-up ads i get are from mcafee itself #trying to get me to sign up for shit and buy better plans #would appreciate recommendations thank you 🙏

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alicent-archive · 1 month

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"I am as fierce as any of them" Aegon you RAN away from the Red Keep, hid under a stone table in a church, grappled with your brother in a very public space, cried inside the carriage on the way to YOUR coronation, and then cried again DURING your coronation be fr.

#“I am fierce” girl you were doing parkour in order to GET away from the throne sit your ass down RIGHT now #THE miserable rat man of all time #hotd #house of the dragon #aegon ii targaryen #text #my own #team green

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foldingfittedsheets · 3 days

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I went and stood in front of a judge who said congratulations and got my name changed. Now I have to wait two weeks for my social security appointment before I can change my ID or passport, but I did the first step!

#ramblies #my beloved was really trying to hype me as I left the house and I’ll probably be excited later but right now I’m just exhausted and loopy #two days of early mornings are starting to tell and I’m out of it #I went right to the DMV thinking I could get seen quickly since it’s the asscrack of dawn but I have to do social security first booo #my last class of the semester is today and I have to help tear down our team space and I’d like to unsubscribe from activities today

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uselessalexis165 · 1 year

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THE SIBLINGS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!

#now if we can get dad back #then everything will be right again #toh spoilers #my text #the owl house #emira blight #amity blight #edric blight

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months

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Besties can't enable pvp on each other, right?

[First] Prev <--> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #ouyang zizhen #nameless red diciple #Xue yang #yep that's right he's finally showing his true colours #I love the fact that SL and XXC's friendship is *so* legendary that even these teens know it's sacred #What they are wrong about is the fact that besties *can and will enact violence on each other*#If you aren't challenging your buddy to spar on the regular....are you really friends?#if you aren't immediately locked in a one arm fireman carry and held over their head like a handful of grapes.....whats the point #*This* is what all teens need to know about relationships. Its okay and encouraged to fight your friends. (half joking)#Don't worry about the juniors btw #XY just scoots them out of the house and makes them sit on the porch outside. I wonder what wacky hijinks they'll get up to out there?#Hopefully nothing dangerous!#My brain and body have been torched by my workload lately but I'm starting to adjust now B'*) Slowly we are getting to the end of season 1 #Thanks again for all the love and support <3 I'm leaving a half dead rat on your floor for you.

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lunarlivs · 3 months

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in -83 alice and cissy buy a cottage by the beach in cornwall and move there with draco, to give him a calm childhood filled with swimming in the sea, growing vegetables, food markets, story times and so much love their little home is bursting with it. here’s some of alice’s drawings of that <33

i hope you see the vision because this was so much fun for me

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dear-ao3 · 6 months

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branch basics oxy boost cleaner my beloved

never met a fucking stain this thing can’t handle.

burned milk spill on my stove? gone. scorch marks on my pot? poof. weird mysterious shower rings? not here. mystery caked on stain in the bottom of a mug? not anymore.

my bestie, oxy boost my beloved

among my friends we all know that if my mom purchases a thing it is the least non toxic thing in the whole world and if i say it’s good that means it works so if non toxic cleaners that work are important to you i implore beg and beseech you to buy this. and this is tumblr so there’s no way in hell it’s sponsored.

#technically you have to have the concentrate shit also but that stuff is also my bestie #i put him in the laundry as wel and it’s the only thing that makes my athletic clothes not smell like rot and death.#beloved #i think my mom has gone through like 7 bags cleaning our whole house but she’s kind of insane #not a tag #from saph #you guys get everything on this blov #all my thoughts thrown on a page and right now my thoughts are that i would marry this cleaner

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tricoufamily · 4 months

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commune time

#hellooooooooo #there's more out there in the woods but this is all i can fit on this lot lol #this is the main area at least. the house is where the leader and a rotating selection of wives stay #then there's the chapel and the dining hall and the bunkhouses. and the barn.#they've got more farmland elsewhere but right now that barn has the 'plague' victims they've got my boy burning his family's bodies in ther #get him out!!!! *sees ilya coming* wait no not you #only a very select few know the bodies are being burned. hinnry doesn't know that his dad has also been smothering some of them #just to get the sick out of their community you know. getting real desperate #ts4 #ts4 lot #ts4 exterior #the sims 4 #two-headed lamb

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triona-tribblescore · 8 months

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I WANNA POST THE NEXT ANLFM UPDATE SO BAD I have 2 more sets of images to draw tonight pspspspspspps manifesting get it done. I JUST WANNA PROGRESS THE GODDAMN STORY FUN SILLIES ALREADY UGHHHHHH /lh

Also lil doodle from @cokowiii 's magma, It was super fun and cute vibes :')

#LET ME HAVE MY TWO SILLIES MEET ALREADY #tbh tho #someone mentioned that its getting more and more “Vaguely” ofmd #and they are lowkey right #the story will take a whole different turn #now its more like #ofmd vibe as in gay pirates with references to the show and humour and bits but like #not exactly the storyline?#idk we have fun in this house #ANYWAY! MANIFEST #<3 #rottmnt #rottmnt au #a ninjas life for me #anlfm #tribbleart

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rebouks · 1 month

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Previous // Next

[Darien turned the volume of his phone down only a little, gleefully enduring Wyatt’s continued expletives] Darien: Are you done? [Darien’s speaker crackled as Wyatt threw his hand up with an agitated sigh] Darien: It’s safe and he wanted to see you, I don’t see the problem. Wyatt: You just wanted to fuck with me. Darien: Well, that too. Wyatt: He didn’t even book a rental. Darien: I think you should let him stay with you; it’ll be.. cathartic. Wyatt: Fuck off, Darien. Darien: Gladly. [Wyatt tutted as Darien hung up-.. what a dickhead. Tossing his phone onto the bed in defeat, he stomped back downstairs; the audacity of his so-called friend was immeasurably irritating sometimes…] … [in Komorebian] Wyatt: I’m gonna let him stay for a few days-.. as long as it’s alright with you. Brynn: He doesn’t remember me, does he? Wyatt: Nope. [Brynn squinted suspiciously; if Kian recognised her, he certainly didn’t show it] Wyatt: Say the word and he’s gone. Brynn: Hm, I don’t think he has enough brain cells to be a threat on his own. Wyatt: Yeah, I doubt it-.. who knows, anyway; perhaps he’s a changed man. [Brynn briefly returned the mirthful look in Wyatt’s eyes and snorted over her shoulder, whisking Ellis upstairs with a well-practiced air of indifference] Kian: Putting her in her place, eh? Wyatt: Sure… Kian: Tch, women.

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #wyatt shaw #brynn franz #ellis yoshida #darien moore #kian flanagan #ughhhhhhhghgjkj #darien has a PLAN ok wyatt 😅#brynn is so chill tho.. i'd be like get that man outta my fkin house RIGHT now #maybe impale him on the gate on the way out by 'accident' whilst ur at it idk 🤷‍♀️

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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why is lettuce so fucking Good

#currently eating half a head right outta the bag #my body... it craves Fresh Vegetable...#i have not had Fresh Vegetable in so long...#monch cronch eating each leaf like a fuckin shredder #personal (me) home (in my house) shredder (teeth)#its so crisp and watery and cool from the fridge #my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce #literally eating this shit like a mf Rabbit #absolutely unprompted #do you ever think about how similar leaf is to meat #looking closely at one rn and its like... a thin slice of steak but Green....#why do vegans and carnivores fight we're literally the same. we should all make out or somethin idk #OHHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE INNER LAYERS NOW ITS GOING DOWN!!!! HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH #SHIT JUST GOT CRISPER #if you're reading this its your sign to chug water and eat a fresh cool vegetable right from the fridge #give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth #life is long but this moment is so so sweet

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year

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Some fantasy traveler inventory details (like what they would carry in their bags), based on two of the recent costumes I did.. love finding random little scraps and items and putting them together lol

#it's obvious who's is who's since they match their outfits HOWEVER.. consider if they were switched lol #evil villain looking man carrying around pressed flowers in a cutesy lacy pouch #fantasy costume #what's in my bag #actualyl that would have been funny to make a video. I should make a video #I'm sure someone else has already done this #but like.. lifestyle vlogger type content however I'm dressed in fully costume as some weird elf or something #pulling things out of my bag and showing them to the camera and talking about how they're useful for whatever #but it's all fantasy scenarios and talking like it's very common #'and of course. i know it's a bit cliche #EVERY traveler has one of these. but you know. theyre just useful! thats why everyone has one!' *pulls out a completely unrecognizable item #thats like some weird fantasy world prop and doesn't even explain it because In-world it's normal and wouldnt need to be talked about*#'room tour' video and it's just like 'yeah I sleep on this mat under a bunch of trees uh.. over here by these rocks. at least right now. I #kind of wander around a bit. so'#Like a clothing haul but it's a potions shop haul or something and they ramble about some obscure drama in the potions community and how the #y hard to barter and steal and entire flock of sheep or something just to get one of them. etc. etc.#I could do ones for different characters too like. multiple people from different walks of life showing what they carry around with them.#just like this but more interview sort of vlog format instead of photos #This is where not having much money and not having my own house with land becomes an issue though #I think it would take you out of the illusion if the background was always the same. I can make small sets because there's one blank wall in #a room that it's easy to move all the stuff away from in front of and clear a spot and like hang up fabrics or whatever but still.. hmms #So one of those 'fun idea but dubious about handling the execution' things. also One Of Those Things where without looking it up you're 100%#sure it's already been done and you don't want to look weird since it's vaguely niche. Like if 100 people have done something it's fine but #if only like 3 other people have then you look weird maybe ghhjbj.. or only one other person gods forbid. looks even weirder potentially #Or do people not care about ''copying'' anymore?? idk. I'm not updated with the internet's changing culture. I just have a fear of accidenta #lly doing something like that and then people getting mad even though it's really just that I competely had no idea it had been done because #again.. I live under a rock and am unaware of everything lol. ANYWAY. also would require my face being on video which I don't like. Though I #would be in costume so that helps. I think to be fully comfortable I'd need light modifications to make my face look different. which isn't #hard but is more effort when it has to be translatable in multiple angles. ANYWAY. ghjbhj... Now I think it would be funny actually. maybe #one day. I haven't made any videos (aside from on the gameplay/sims channel) in a long long time actually. hmm'st

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dirtytransmasc · 7 months

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Alicent and Aegon are so Virgin Mary and Jesus coded, in a sick and twisted way that it barely makes sense, but at the same time just... does.

a mother and her child born damned from the start, yet she loved him to her core, accepting her fate, accepting she would lose him and then herself.

she carried him, birthed him, raised him, loved him, devoted her very being to him... she lost him, grieved him, lost her mind in his absence. the gods her only respite, yet, when she needed them most, when she needed them to protect her son, her baby, her reason for being, where were they?

#the catholic guilt and angst is getting to me #the mommy issues I used to project on The Mother Mary are now being projected onto Alicent #Aegon and Jesus are literally the same person but also not and they parallel one another perfectly but its also an insult to say they do #two side of the same coin???#two sons damned by their fathers two mothers damned by their sons both only having each other #maybe #I don't know anymore #it just feels right in my gut #and I'm so tired and just feeling... things... and this post was born #aegon ii targaryen #aegon targaryen #alicent hightower #pro alicent hightower #pro team green #hotd #house of the dragon #tw religion #tw religious themes #tw religious imagery

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multipleelephants · 6 months

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my god i keep coming back to this stupid little show i cant even help it like these sad old repressed gay men just lure me back in like sirens at sea goddamn

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #hatecrimes md #this fucking show #literally i have picture of wilson on my desk right now just to get me through the day #love that little pathetic pushover of a man

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hellenhighwater · 1 year

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When I started doing pottery, I took off the ace ring I've been wearing for the last seven years. And for the life of me I have not been able to remember where I put it.

But I went to grab a thing from the Bonez Zone, and sure enough...

My ex boyfriend's hand had it the whole time. But at least it's on the right finger!

#hellen highwaters house of horrors #huh #i used to have to work a bit to get this ring off but it's fitting a little loosely now #weird #maybe my grandma is right and I did loose weight? i dunno i don't own a scale #but this feels weird.

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