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fifthnailinstevesbat · 4 months
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thinking about steve in that first scene in nancys bedroom back in season one. thinking about how goofy and flirty and charming and playful he was being. thinking about him being like that with eddie, and how eddie would react to that version of steve. the whole talking in a silly voice, acting as that stuffed bear, the whole “bad steve :( don’t do that to miss nancy :( “ and “you are beautiful nancy wheeler”.
eddie plays dnd, even more so, he DMs dnd games, he stands up on tables in cafeterias and makes big theatrical scenes to rant about issues he has strong stances on — that man knows how to put on a show, and enjoys to watch one too. see: immediately accepting erica into hellfire as a replacement after seeing her go on one of her tangents, showing off her attitude and how she isn’t afraid to get in your face to get her way. he LOVESS that shit. lives for it. seeks it out. so when steve starts getting like that around him he would just crumble immediately i just know it.
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gayofthefae · 1 year
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WAITWAITWAIT THEY DID NOT THEY DID NOT JUST- THEY DID NOT
“Dating someone you rescued? You know that never ends well.”
then what are you doing with Marisol
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keira-kaz2y5 · 6 months
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I’m back!!
AHHH that episode was SO GOOD
Season 7 911 spoilers! ‼️⚠️
Here’s my thoughts:
someone tell me why Bobby was SERVING this episode, like omg I’ve never really thought he was hot but this entire fucking episode he was so damn sexy wtf
His whole demeanour and voice and expressions and stance and everything oh ma lawd
I got so sad at the Chris scene
The buddie content is OMG fr setting up something, I mean the side eyes?? The hot tub scene? I’m dead.
Not to mention the sexual tension comment and Eddie’s face when Buck said he’s single now
We love Josh 💜
Maddie and chim are so dramatic and cute I can’t
Also the camera work is kinda funky I love it
We fr love a dominant Bobby
In my notes while watching I wrote: Oop Bobby be giving 😩💪🙂‍↔️🤭🤪✋🪽🙃🫣🙂‍↕️🥹💃🕺
😂😂 like I’m not wrong
Also Chris be popping fr I was like oof 5 girls? Boy has hella game fr
But I’m happy that the letter worked and he’s more okay now also it was so real of him to leave the letter until he was alone Eddie’s face was priceless he was all 🥹
Can’t wait for next week!
(I thought it would be on Disney + uk by now but it isn’t?? So I watched it on ev01 an illegal streaming site lol)
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wroteclassicaly · 2 years
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Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
A few of you said you’d like to see mine (lawd help ya, lmao), so here we go… These are just the titled ones! ;)
1. Wanting You — Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader (friends to lovers, hurt/comfort fic)
2. Let Me — Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader (comfort fic)
3. Like A Dream, I Danced With You — Eddie Munson x shy Fem!Reader
4. I Can Feel You In The Dark — Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader
5. During That One Summer — Steve x Eddie x plus sized Fem!Reader (love triangle)
6. Oh, Baby. Oh, Sweetheart — Eddie Munson x best friend!Fem!Reader (continuation of masturbating with bestie Eds)
7. Just One Night — Steve Harrington x virgin!Fem!Reader (friends to lovers)
8. Interview With The Dungeon Master — Eddie Munson x shy!Fem!Reader
9. So Good — Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader (comfort/trauma fic)
10. Daddy Steve — Steve Harrington x pregnant!Fem!Reader (friends to lovers)
11. Get Going, Or Get Lost — Steve x Eddie x Fem!Reader (love triangle/my angsty prom fic)
12. You Can Use Me, Baby — Eddie Munson x bestfriend!Fem!Reader
13. The Favor — Steve Harrington x plus sized!Fem!Reader
14. We Can’t Go Back — Steve Harrington x sister-in-law!Fem!Reader (slow as fuck burn, and one of my babies)
15. Kurt’s First Follower — Kurt Kunkle x Fem!Reader
16. Best-friends Don’t Taste Each Other — Eddie Munson x best-friend!Fem!Reader
17. We’ve Got Layers, Baby — Eddie Munson x plus sized, tattoo artist!Fem!Reader (Virgin Eddie)
18. When the Angel Came Down — Eddie Munson x best-friend!plus sized!fem!reader (friends to lovers)
19. How Come — Steve Harrington x plus sized!Fem!Reader
20. Trouble Town — Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader (enemies to lovers, slow burn)
21. Feels So Good — Steve Harrington x best-friend!Fem!Reader (watersports kink)
22. No Dickheads Allowed — Steddie x best-friend!Fem!Reader (slow burn, you and Steve move in with Eddie after his need for roommates, with all parties have feelings unresolved)
23. Relax — Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader (reader is a virgin and has a specific health condition)
24. Heartbreak Harrington — Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader
25. One Plus One — Eddie Munson x best-friend!Fem!Reader (Eddie is a Virgin)
26. Fooled Around And Fell For Him — Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader (friends to lovers)
I have continuing parts to That House In Indiana & bit written for Let’s Be Closer 2. I also have numerous ideas, such as; pegging Steve, Older Steddie x Reader, Older Eddie x Reader, married reader x Steddie, Virgin!Reader x best-friends Steddie, plus sized reader ideas GALORE, sub Eddie, sub Steve, and so much MORE!
Tagging: @corrodedcorpses, @prettyboyeddiemunson, @littledemondani, @groubee, @andvys & ANYONE else that wants to! I can’t remember who has been tagged, but if you see this — consider it as me tagging you! ^_^
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Oh lawd now I can't get the thought of Omega Steve out of my head. He would be the best mommy 🫣 Eddie would be a proud father or...maybe even a reformed Billy would make a good dad 👀👀👀
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pooks · 2 years
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i used this picrew to make a Callum in Night Vale and oh my lawd, he is lovely!
look at this adorable teenboy with purple eyes and black hair! his trans pin, another probably cursed tshirt from Carlos and his little bloodstone necklace (yeah, that is a very small bloodstone. for protection) and his little ear piercing thing
for some reason, he makes me think of eddie from stranger things, but younger sdfghjkl
fyi, cecil defintely has a polaroid pic of his teen son in his wallet and is just "look! that's Callum, my boy! :D"
(disclaimer: the Welcome to Somewhere Else universe belongs to @sm0kebreaks @kerink and game-warden)
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Oh my GOODNESS the latest chapter of Simmer had me kicking my feet snd twirling my hair! It was sooooo good.
Eddie bring an awkward little mess when he was asking Chicago out was 🤌🤌🤌
And that ending?? Good LAWD I'm already salivating at the thought of the next chapter
i’m happy you enjoyed it bby 🥹🧡
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noloveforned · 1 year
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gearing up for friday night's no love for ned on wlur, from 8pm until midnight. last week's show is below if you missed it!
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ebbiemunson · 2 years
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My muse has died. Send 'note' for a goodbye letter my muse wrote to yours as a precaution, in case something, like it has, should happen || @kinghaargrove
Trigger Warning: Suicide
Dear Billy:
I've written this letter a couple of times because I don't know how to word it. I don't know how to tell someone I love as much as I love you that I can't keep doing this anymore. I've been pouring from an empty cup for weeks now, and the harder I struggle to get better, the worse I feel all the damn time. Nothing helps anymore. Music feels bland, I can't pick up my guitar, and the world itself feels like it's crumbling away into little pieces.
I've been struggling with this for a long time, and I don't know how to ask for help for it anymore. Nothing works. Medication just makes me numb and fogs my head up. It makes me want to go back to ketamine, and I itch until my skin is raw. I can't sleep. When I sleep I have nightmares. When I dream at all. It feels like my body is giving up as much as my mind is. I'm always sore, there's always something wrong. I can't keep doing this. I've tried so, so hard to keep going for the people around me. I know there are people depending on me, but there's only so much leaning I can take before I crumble too.
This isn't your fault. It's not like you didn't notice, or didn't care. You care a whole hell of a lot. I know I'm loved, and that's the worst of it. Feeling so alone surrounded by so many people that love you is a curse I wouldn't wish on anyone. I honestly never even thought I'd live to be 19, never mind coming up on 20. I wasn't supposed to survive the UpsideDown.
The truth is that I went into that mission fully intending on never coming back. Grant wasn't supposed to be there.
I'm sorry. I know there are a lot of things I love about life that I'm leaving behind. The first kiss we share in the mornings, the way you glow in the sun, sunrises in the van on the outskirts of Hawkins with you. You.
Please don't hold on to me forever Billy. You have a big heart, and you deserve to be loved by someone who can stomach the world. You have only ever always been amazing, and I love you with every piece of me that isn't dying to this rot inside of me.
Please take care of my guitar. Play my decks and smile when you win because I'm smiling with you. Use my dice, and may they grant you safe passage in realms of terrible monsters. Read my books, and love each page as if I'm there with you reading over your shoulder. Don't stop living because I couldn't. Billy Hargrove you made life worth living. I'm sorry I couldn't keep holding onto that.
Love forever,
Eddie.
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awlba · 3 years
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y’all guess what
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spaceoddball1969 · 2 years
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Falling for the Freak - Eddie Munson Fix-it Fic - Chapter 26
Oh lawd here it comes. Here is the final chapter of Falling for the Freak. I’m actually a bit emotional writing this little intro. I have loved every minute of writing this fic. I am so honored that you all have taken the time to read it and share your thoughts on it with me through your likes, reblogs, and comments. I seriously cannot thank you all enough for going on this journey with me. I have no idea if I will ever write another fanfiction again, but if this ends up being my only one then I’m happy to have had such a great experience writing it. This has been the first time I’ve ever publicly shared my writing and I cannot express how thankful I am for all the love you have shown me. So seriously, whether you read one chapter or all twenty six, thank you for reading my writing and I hope you have enjoyed your time here. 
CHAPTER SUMMARY: The reader and Eddie prepare for his high school graduation as well as for their grand adventure outside of Hawkins.
WARNINGS: Fluff, it’s gonna be a fluffy one. And honestly, just some emotional content, I’m sad to be finishing this fic but I think this is a good place for it to end.
Chapter 26
“Eddie come out!” I said, standing outside of his bedroom door. “I want to see what you look like!”
“I look ridiculous!” Eddie yelled from inside his room. “This green is too bright and the hat hardly fits on my head!”
“Just let me in!” I said, “maybe I can help with the hat.”
It got quiet in the bedroom. Then the door flung open and Eddie stood before me wearing his graduation cap and gown. He was right that the green was too bright, but I couldn’t help but feel a surge of pride for him when I saw him dressed for graduation. Eddie had done it. After two extra attempts at senior year and surviving a near apocolypse, Eddie Munson was about to graduate high school.
“You look amazing,” I said.
“You’re just saying that,” he shrugged, stepping out of the doorway to let me in.
“No way,” I said. “You really do look incredible,”
“Can you please help me with the hat?” he asked, taking the cap off and handing it to me.
“What’s wrong with me?” I asked.
“It won’t stay on my head,” Eddie said, sitting down on his bed.
“It’s because your hair is too big,” I giggled. I walked up to him and stretched out the lining of the cap and slowly fit it over his head. “Here I think I have a hair pin or two in my bag. I started fishing through my bag until I scraped out two pins. 
“Ow, careful,” Eddie said as I shoved the pins into his hair and pushed parts of the cap into them.
“There we go,” I said, “That should hold. Just remember to take them out before you go to toss your cap at the end,”
Eddie stood up and looked at himself in the mirror. He seemed unimpressed. I moved to stand next to him and take his reflection in. I held on to his hand tightly and smiled softly.
“I’m so proud of you,” I said, leaning my head against his shoulder. “You have worked so damn hard for this and I am so excited to see you walk across that stage tonight,”
“Couldn’t have done it without you,” Eddie said, slipping his hand out of mine and wrapping his arm around my waist. He pulled me close and kissed the top of my head. “Thank you for everything,”
“You are so unbelievably welcome,” I smiled.
“Hey, you kids get out here, I gotta get some pictures,” Wayne muttered on the other side of the door.
Eddie groaned and I dragged him out to the living room by the hand. Wayne told Eddie to stand along one of the walls and took a few photos of his nephew. Then he told me to get in there with him and Eddie wrapped me in his arms and smiled a cheesy smile at his uncle. After Wayne had a stack of polaroids on the coffee table, we packed up and left for the ceremony.
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Eddie’s uncle drove us to the high school for the graduation. We had to drop Eddie off near the football field so he could line up with the other graduates. I gave him a kiss for good luck and then Wayne drove us back to the front of the building so we could park. We met up with Dustin who was being dropped off by Aunt Claudia at the front door. Dustin was nearly as excited as I was to see Eddie graduate. The three of us made our way through the building and out to the football field. We found some seats near the front of the bleachers so that we would be able to see everything perfectly when Eddie walked out. 
We waited about twenty minutes and then the graduates came filing out to their seats. I spotted Eddie in the crowd and waved at him. He waved and winked me and then took his seat. We listened to a terrible rendition of the National Anthem by one of the seniors who aparently was the musical theater star of the school. Then there were a couple speeches about how everyone should cherish their time that they spent at Hawkins High as they step out into the world and I couldn’t help but roll my eyes with Eddie. 
Once the speech making and singing was done, they started to read off names. Robin was early in the list. I saw her awkwardly stumble across the stage and I clapped and cheered for her. I recognized a few names from the customers who had rented movies from Family Video. It seemed like it took forever to get to the M’s. Finally, as my butt was starting to ache from sitting on the metal bleachers, I heard his name get called.
“Eddie Munson,” 
And I watched as Eddie stood from his seat, proudly walked up to Principal Higgins, and very mildly as not to get kicked out of graduation, scratched his nose with his middle finger. Eddie took his diploma and then hurried to the other side of the stage. Dustin and I went wild. I couldn’t believe he’d actually done it. He actually managed to flip his principal the bird in the middle of a graduation ceremony. Wayne looked a bit pink but Dustin and I ate it up. We cheered and clapped and laughed until our cheeks hurt.
I caught Eddie’s eye as he sat back down with the other graduates who had received their diplomas and he flashed me a quick rock n’ roll sign with his hand. I smiled and blew him a kiss. 
The rest of the ceremony, unfortunately was horribly boring. We all cheered for Nancy when her name was called, but everything else was pretty dull. When they finally let the graduates throw their caps in the air, I heaved a sigh of relief. I watched as Eddie plucked the pins from his hair just like I told him to do and then launch his cap into the air. It flew higher than all the others and landed a few feet away from Eddie. He retrieved it and then was finally able to join us in the crowd.
When we all met up, we squeezed Eddie into a bear hug. He groaned at the sappiness of it but I had a feeling he was only putting on an act to maintain his reputation. Robin and Nancy caught up with us and we all exchanged hugs and congratulations. Eddie and I were invited to a party at the Wheeler’s house but we decided to head back to his uncle’s trailer for a quiet night in.
The entire way back to the trailer, Eddie couldn’t stop talking about how excited he was to finally be out of high school. It was hard not to constantly beam at him. His excitement was infectious. Wayne and I could feel it radiating off Eddie. It made us all giddy and silly like little kids. 
When we got back to the trailer, we set up a bonfire and all sat together. It was a perfect summer night when it gets just a little cool once the sun goes down. Wayned went inside to retrive a few blankets for all of us and came back with the blankets as well as three glass bottles of beers.
“I figured if there’s ever going to be an appropriate time for us to have a drink together, this is it,” he said, handing Eddie a bottle. “Sorry it’s not something classier, Miss Y/LN,”
“I don’t need it to be classy,” I said with a smile. “This is perfect.”
We all uncapped our bottles and clinked them together in cheers. We toasted Eddie’s success and then all sipped at our drinks. Wayne turned in about an hour later but threw an extra log on the fire so it would keep going for Eddie and I. Once his uncle was gone and I had made sure he had closed the blinds to the outside, I got up from my lawn chair and crawled into Eddie’s lap. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders. Before he could stop me, I began planting kisses all over his face.
“What is this for?” Eddie giggled.
“It’s because I’m so fucking proud of you,” I said, kissing him relentlessly. “And because I love you too much for words,”
Eddie laughed and wrapped his arms around my waist. He pulled me close and kissed me on the mouth. “I love you too,” he said. “I’m so excited to start our life together,”
“Me too,” I said, kissing him over and over again.
We sat by the fire until it was only embers. Eddie threw a bucket of water over it before we went inside. We gathered our blankets and hurried into his room. Eddie kissed me all the way to his room, pushing me along the hall. He had just started to pull my shirt off as I closed the door to his bedroom. We stumbled into the bed together and didn’t get out of it until late the next morning.
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I was sprawled out on a shitty couch with my limbs tangled together with Eddie’s. He had fallen asleep halfway through The Shining. I attributed this to his being exhausted from moving our furniture all day. We had found a small single bedroom apartment in Detroit, Michigan a few weeks after he had graduated. Without even looking at it, we signed a lease and booked the moving truck. 
It was small. Our furniture was mismatched and ugly and old. The lights flickered a little and there were scratches and scuff marks on the walls. We had a small tv and a VCR and a stack of VHS tapes that we planned to cycle through until we could afford to get the tv hooked up to play the local channels. It was our first night in the apartment and we decided it would be best to start with The Shining. 
We cuddled up together and put the tape on. Eddie was out by the time Jack Torrence was in the bathroom with that creepy old dead lady. I could hear Eddie’s snores and smiled each time they whistled a little. When the film ended, I reached out and grabbed the remote to turn off the VCR and the tv. 
Once they were both off, the apartment went dark. I closed my eyes and settled in against Eddie. If we woke up later we could always move to the bedroom. Our bedroom. If we didn’t then I could manage here, wrapped up in the arms of the man that I loved. As hard as I tried, I couldn’t remember a time in my life when I was happier than I was in that moment. 
Tomorrow would start a new adventure. Tomorrow would start our life together. 
Tomorrow couldn’t come quick enough.
THE END
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zv5x · 2 years
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I saw a guy today who looked exactly like Eddie. Not only looked like, but had that same demeanor, same sort of outfit he's got when he doesnt have the mask. He was helping his grandma pick out lawn chairs at IKEA.
Oh god I can just imagine......oh lawd
Anon I would cherish that experience. I would write about it in the cutest journal I have and cover the pages with the cutest stickers in my collection id be kicking my legs and squealing and
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lesbianslovebts · 2 years
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Rules: Spell out your URL with song titles. Then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL.
Thank you for tagging me @senor-hoberto! And sorry my URL is so long. 💀 I'm only gonna use BTS songs for the last three letters!
L: "La Respuesta" by Becky G and Maluma
E: "El Pony" by Daddy Yankee lol 🐎
S: "Safaera" by Bad Bunny, Jowell & Randy, and Ñengo Flow
B: "Big Bad Soca" by Bunji Garlin
I: "I'm Not Afraid" by Holland
A: "African Summer" by Vybz Kartel
N: "Nina Cried Power" by Hozier
S: "Safari" by J Balvin, ft. Pharrell Williams, BIA, Sky
L: "Lento" by Lauren Jauregui
O: "Oh Lawd" by Stylo G
V: "Vente Pa' Ca" by Ricky Martin
E: "Electric Avenue" by Eddy Grant (I've had this song stuck in my head the past week.)
B: "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" by BTS
T: "Trivia 起: Just Dance" by Hobi hehehe
S: "Spring Day" by BTS
I'm not gonna tag that many people lol but:
@lesovoj @rosebowl @jinkooklesbian @baepsrae @jihopes @zhujieqiong @soulmates7 @trespassers-will @heartfairy @hyper-ion and other mutuals I didn't list!
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wrinklemcdinkle · 3 years
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my reactions to new season 5 premiere of 9-1-1 this may be spoiler territory but idk so uhh yeah
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yall what the world is going on with them phones 😳😳
the service providers gonna have fun with that i bet- why’d it lead everyone to the same route tho thats weird
“whats happening at 11 tomorrow?” next shot is a building that looks kinda like a dick
eddie my boi are u okay??!! did he jsut have a heart attack?? 😧 and in such a nice suit too- ok no heart attack but his heart was attacked emotionally
that guy in court (forgot his name) is such a prick >:(
planes really said “im a ghost watch this 😄👻”
umm this ransomware really chaotic is this how technology works???
oh lawd whos the mr anonymous that did this hack how are they destroying a city like this??
feelin bad vibes from that blackout bro uh oh
WTFFFFF LAWYER CHICK WHAT OMG OMG WHY WOULD U DO THAT U SECRET PSYCHO WTF???!!!&@;@;(‘/& 😦😨😨
bro this new season is gonna be truly wild and insane and i cant wait lets goo-
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gayclownshrine · 4 years
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the losers club as my text messages:
richie: i send u many photos
stan: You do
richie: photo sending is my virtual love language
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richie: my dad just called me gay because i’m ANEMIC
mike: Is he wrong
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bill: let’s have a baby so we can hold it
stan: Just for that though
stan: Hold, then throw away
bill: we can also: kiss it’s forehead
stan: Oh true
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ben: GUYS SO I GOT A LEMON ONE DAY AND TOOK OUT TWO SEEDS AND
ben: IT DO BE GROWING
bev: OH LAWD HE GROWING
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richie: stan was dropping me off on Valentine’s Day with bill in the back and I was playing porn on his phone while connected to his car
stan: You don’t know true fear until porn is playing in a car and it’s super loud and there’s a mom walking by with a baby
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richie: me and bill have watched so many guys get fisted
stan: ew
eddie: PROLAPSES
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bev: just took a hit so hard i cried i love y’all
eddie: that’s so poetic
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ben: u guys are invited to my shed that i am going to buy and turn into a tiny home 😎
mike: i will be too long to fit but i will still come
ben: that’s very gracious of u <3
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richie: bite my dick call that head lice
bev: if it were not for the laws of this land i would have slain you
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bill, reading a sex doll advert: three thrilling love holes
eddie: THREE???
eddie: wait she talking about her mouth not her urethra i gtg
stan: there’s 9 if you’re bold
ben: NINE!???????!!!!!
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bill: georgie was on facetime with his friend and his friend put ‘i<3 gilfs’ on his screen
bill: he’s in 8th grade
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richie, sends porn: wrong groupchat
ben: WHATS THE RIGHT ONE
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humankoalaa · 5 years
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BLACK LIGHTNING 3X16
FINALE TIME!
there go pawpaw fighting in slow motion again.
oh hey jamila.
OH SHIT damn i ain even finish saying hey. rip sis. i ain’t like you like that but you ain deserve that.
first of all put my auntie down.
pawpaw.... this mans ain’t tryna hear no ancestry.com type shit. 😩 kinfolk or not.
pawpaw.... you bet not stay down.
lol Katie.
odell you a whole hoe. keep that same pull out game trash energy 🙄 oooooo i can’t wait for this raisinet to die.
honestly tho painkiller is just so much more satisfying to watch than khalil. i need khalil to figure out how to be both.
😂😂😂😂 lady eve calling the help when she just trashed it. smfh.
ugh i missed tobias so much.
dr. jaces death was underwhelming. im upset.
uncle henderson... i cannot believe you brought pistols and scrubs to a fight with metas again. have you learned nothing?
two bits shot the gun in the air 🤣🤣
lala and these damn pootie tang fits 😩
ugh brandon bless up. you redeemed yourself. now I need lightning and black lighting to take out gravedigger 🙂
WHERE ARE MY PARENTS? i know they ain’t honeymooning 😂
mawmaw.... can we speak with a little less insecurity?
HAHAAAAA THERE IT IS! don’t play with my mawmaw agent beret.
this mf gravedigger eating an apple 😂
khalil... come on i can’t stomach another assing.
i know painkiller ain’t bite that man 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️ bro just for that khalil better beat his ass.
okay khalil i see you big dawg!
the fuck my mothers at. seriously.
awh lawd. they allllll gon die 😩🤦🏾‍♀️ henderson you better just crouch down and pretend you blind deaf and vegetated. Have them scrubs i mean the resistance follow suit.
idiots.
bout damn time. hey momma. hey ma. guess which one is which.
grace looking like the pridelands and the elephant graveyard would be way better than this shit 😂
WOAAAHHHHHH. WOOOOAAHHHHH. gravedigger said “kill her 😩 this dude a savage 🤣 like that’s the last thing I thought that fool was gonna say. i thought he was just gon be like sit down 😩
uhm... mom... uh... she can’t stop 😩 lawd this ain’t good. so you’re telling me anissa is responsible for whatever’s gonna happpen to grace? i got high blood pressure come on 😩 they tryna kill me.
so gravedigger couldn’t just put grace to sleep? man 😩
HENDERSON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NOOOOO! then they wannna play river.
“damn.... im not ready” 😭😭 im boo boo crying 😭
he said you were my best friend 😭😭 this scene 💔😖😞
rip uncle henderson. you were the realest. lawd this one hurt 💔
lol they ain’t have to have thunder backhand slap grace to the ground like that 😂 childish.
holy shit.... grace. she looks bad as fuck here tho. this half leopard half human look could be a fad.
why they had to make her shifting sounds sound like stirring mac’n’cheese and pop rocks now tho?
wassup with grace jumping on people tho. i mean.... im not complaining cause that was foray 😂
well... thunder ain’t see that ass whooping coming. her and auntie gon have a lot to talk about since both they baes done beat them up and shit 😩 MY PARENTS. WHY.
i was just saying uhm... thunder you should probably use your powers. ... im regretting it. this episode 😭 im not gonna make it 😩
nissa tried so hard to not use her powers 😭 im hurt y’all..
how grace wig still look better than jenns after all of this 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ IM SORRY.
“i didn’t meant to” 😭 “im sorry” 💔😞
gambi: “stay on mission”
lesbians: “okay start compressions”
i feel like they all need to team up to beat him.
lol soooo hes superman with the laser beam eyes?
come on pawpaw.
oooo mawmaw with the shotgun.
LETS GOOOO!
family?! jeff.... stop. well i mean.... gravedigger could’ve killed them all so. Fine.
oooooooooo let’s go khalil! im so proud.
fuck odell.
gambi! yaaassss! bye Eddie Munster 🙂 gambi is the baddest non met in this show.
💔 grace.aka they gonna make her forget anissa and im not here for it. also she still didn’t tell anissa she loves her and that’s just a crime. im tired. ALSO... she got healing powers of her own........... sooo this doesn’t make sense. whatever tho.
sigh.
WAIT i know her ass didn’t just take green light. come on lynn. 🤦🏾‍♀️ i quit.
look at my family 😭 minus one of my moms 😭
sigh.
the twitter rats are gonna have a field day with this thundergrace situation. 🙄
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