#ohmygod husbands

[cheesecake-quaffle]

can't wait to third-wheel aziraphale and crowley on july 28

[bi-disaster-kirk]

[myoonmii]

your telling ME we could've had ineffable wives in the 60's 😭 YOUR TELLING ME THIS NOW??

[comfortyart]

I had a vision and needed to draw it immediately

[mochiwrites]

secret married l!! — now I’m imagining Grian kicked off the turf war because his husband is busy being mayor and he! misses! him! >:( (will he just SAY that? absolutely not. time to farm mycelium for 6 hours about it instead.)

this is EXACTLY what happens, yeah. yup. grian wasn’t being given attention, so he’s going to react accordingly: by starting a war :D

and it’s less fun to just go up to scar and tell him that he misses him. it has to be dramatic! and what’s more dramatic than starting a turf war and poking at his husband a little? sure fire way to get his attention AND not keep scar from being mayor. a win-win!

[p4nishers]

HE IS LITERALLY SO AFRAID OF LOSING WHAT HE HAS WITH AZIRAPHALE AND WHAT THEY BUILT TOGETHER IM

[taiscerayne2426]

I need drunk Aziraphale coming out and telling Crowley he loves him

Like, Crowley is helping his (heavily inebriated) angel back into the bookshop and Aziraphale stumbles, so he leaps forward to catch him. And Aziraphale giggles and says that he's just like his Crowley, always there to save him. And before Crowley can do much more than blink, Aziraphale puts a confiding hand on his arm and says, "He's so thoughtful, and nice. In his way of course, he hates when I call him nice. Slammed me up against a wall for it at least once. I almost discorporated right then and there, let me tell you."

And Crowley smiles indulgently as he gushes on, turning him out slightly as he struggles to open the door. He almost drops Aziraphale when he hears, "I love him you know, so very much. Oh but shhhh you can't tell Crowley, he's not ready yet" as he stumbles giggles again and stumbles heavily against Crowley's side.

Crowley, who has gone completely rigid.

Crowley, whose face is more red than a holly berry.

Crowley, who can't seem to get out more than a strangled "Nghk".

The sound gets the angel's attention though, and he turns his head to the side, eyes squinting, "Crowley, is that you? When did you get here? And why are there 3 of you?"

The squinting, it turns out, was not a good idea. Aziraphale well and truly loses his balance this time, reaching to catch himself on his (now open) door and finding himself instead flat on his bottom in the entryway of his shop.

Luckily, Crowley snapped out of it and jumped forward to help him. Unluckily (or luckily, depending on who you ask) Aziraphale was in the process of trying to get up himself and ended up pulling the both of them down.

[aprocrastinatorsparadise]

Noble Idiocy needs to be BANNED

[just-in-case-iloveyou]

i know in my heart that Glen curated this playlist, and i know he listens to these songs unironically. he enjoys the hell out of them

[idreamofsleeping]

HOLY FUCK YALL WE HAVE A RELEASE DATE

[thirstyvampyr]

fuck it im putting it on 1.5x speed season 2 is terrible lol

[rosegasly]

FUCK YEAH BABY LES GOOOOOOOOO A PIERRE PODIUM

[catsarepricks]

so,, everyone saw the fucking LOVE HEART WINGS right,,

[darabeatha]

/ The way I wanna add here s.ampo and w.elt s o bad but then I'm like nooo my f.go centric blog lookkk

[itwamtv]

all my love,

edward

evelyn

[p4nishers]

"there is no OUR side, crowley" "i thought WE craved it for OURSELVES" aziraphale has really picked up the fucking pace huh