#old al

[esotheria-sims]

The first day of the new workweek starts with a horde of customers flooding The Smithy the moment Tom unlocked the door. The guys could barely keep up!

Reporter Hannah Oshiro was also back (in a cute new dress!), and still as subtle as a sledgehammer in her 'secret' investigation of Tom's business. Unsurprisingly, Tom got another Good Review for his awesome work. One would think he was paying Ms. Oshiro, what with the constant praises she kept singing The Smithy! 🤣

Now let's take a look at what else is going on at the shop...

Great lighting going on here with their opposing auras. Also, the way Marcus & Aruena aligned! 👌🏻😂 You two are NOT being subtle!

Lucian (eyeing Rosalind): "My, my, what a stunning specimen!"

Roland: "Eh, to each their own."

Idk Roland, maybe DON'T sell the broadsword to a 14-year-old???

[theolderguards]

THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) | peak husband behavior

[cull3nblaze]

#dorks

[fromkenari]

The Old Guard 2 (2025) directed by Victoria Mahoney

[maxanor]

For centuries, I've watched you fight to protect humanity, while forsaking your own kind. I will destroy you and everything you stand for, with a power you can't even imagine yet.

THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney

[bogleech]

Going to put all this in its own post too by popular request: here's how you make your own website with no understanding of HTML code at all, no software, no backend, absolutely nothing but a text file and image files! First get website server space of your own, like at NEOCITIES. The free version has enough room to host a whole fan page, your art, a simple comic series, whatever! The link I've provided goes to a silly comic that will tell you how to save the page as an html file and make it into a page for your own site. The bare minimum of all you need to do with it is JUST THIS:

Change the titles, text, and image url's to whatever you want them to be, upload your image files and the html file together to your free website (or the same subfolder in that website), and now you have a webpage with those pictures on it. That's it!!!!! .....But if you want to change some more super basic things about it, here's additional tips from the same terrible little guy:

That last code by itself is: <meta HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH" content="0; url=001.html"> Change "001.html" to wherever you want that link to take people. THIS IS THE REASON WHY when you go to bogleech.com/pokemon/ you are taken instantly to the newest Pokemon review, because the /pokemon/ directory of my website has an "index.html" page with this single line of code. Every pokemon review has its own permanent link, but I change that single line in the index file so it points to the newest page whenever I need it to! While I catered these instructions to updating a webcomic, you can use the same template to make blog type posts, articles or just image galleries. Anything you want! You can delete the navigational links entirely, you can make your site's index.html into a simple list of text links OR fun little image links to your different content, whatever! Your website can be nothing but a big ugly deep fried JPEG of goku with a recipe for potato salad on it, no other content ever, who cares! We did that kind of nonsense all the time in the 1990's and thought it was the pinnacle of comedy!! Maybe it still can be?!?! Or maybe you just want a place to put some artwork and thoughts of yours that doesn't come with the same baggage as big social media? Make a webpage this way and it will look the same in any browser, any operating system for years and years to come, because it's the same kind of basic raw code most of the internet depends upon!

[az-roser]

Slang Education Day

“I’m not understanding, dear. Does that mean she ate her husband ?”

At this point these are just too stupid entertaining to stop…. lmao. Leave me suggestions of what else Deer Man needs to learn 😂

{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3} {Part 4}

[twobabkas]

Joe and Nicky in THE OLD GUARD 2

[nicolos]

The Old Guard 2 2 July 2025

[alkaysani]

Not much of an exile...if you're dropping in to deliver groceries.

[esotheria-sims]

Contrary to popular belief, Tom did remember to let loose every once in a while. Growing his business may have been as fulfilling as it was time-consuming, but that didn't mean Tom never craved any other fun activities - because he did (like, totally!)

With the shop doing as well as it did, he could afford to close up earlier every now and again and treat himself and his partner to a bit of leisure time. Today, Tom wanted to go fishing, so the guys made plans to go down to the clearing in the woods for a fun day out.

Of course, Rufus got to tag along! He was infatuated with the forest and Tom wouldn't dream of leaving him behind. Watching him run laps through the grass was always a sight to behold! 🐕

[theolderguards]

THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) | Immortal Husbands/Incurable Romantics

[cull3nblaze]

Nicky & Joe - The Old Guard 2

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: That’s my WIFE!!!!!!

Edit: This panel was edited By @spicy-apple-pie ^^

[leoholzer]

Joe & Nicky in The Old Guard 2 trailer

[mischievous-thunder]

Just three freaky flatmates sharing their views on men. Two of them are having flashbacks too!