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xxxtoony-brosxxx · 7 months

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When gives sad tired man eye mouth bc yes

V silly

#toony talks #my art #toony does the arts #wh #wh au #welcome home #welcome home au #wh janitor au #wh wally #welcome home wally #jan #janjan #old ass tired bitch #i hate him /aff #stinky #is in fact not stinky bc bugs him to be dirty #such a goof #big ol idiot

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imthursdaysyme · 6 months

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stali ft. anger issues

#stranger things #drawing #steve harrington #art #digital art #stali #kali prasad #i adore them #just kali threatening a old lady like bitch I wanted that candle back the fuck up #and the old lady is like bitch i’m about to die i get the fucking candle find another one #and steve is on another isle but his kali bullshit senses are tingling #and he runs to the isle she’s on to see her fucking fighting a old ass lady #full on grappeling to grab this candle from the old lady’s surprisingly strong grip kali is full on prying fingers back #steve sighs like jfc that’s my woman ig #and he picks her up and throws her over his shoulder like a sack of potato’s #and she’s screaming and cussing the old lady out the whole way #and once she’s out of eyesight she’s like istg esty put mE DOWN #and he’s like NO FUCKING WAY YOU THREATENED TO DISEMBOWEL A 80YO WOMAN OVER A CANDLE #YOU GET AIR JAIL BITCH #and she’s fuming like the scary woman she is and everyone they pass is terrified and steve is just. so tired.#he tells her she’s not allowed to go shopping unless they hold hands the entire time #like she’s a child #but it’s also a way for him to hold her hand #but also keep her from threatening murder

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barbie-nightmare-house · 23 days

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I saw Hozier for the 5th time and I am in excruciating pain but god damn that white boy does a hell of a job

#tbh he was looking a little rough my mama said he needs some water and rest #old boy be touring and touring #the first time I saw him was when the ep dropped and it was a tiny little bar #his first time in America #not to be like I listened to him before everyone but I found artists lullaby by accident when it first dropped #I was looking for lullaby music to soothe me lol #and I heard him and said WOAH. nice #and forced my mom to come see him with me #and now I see him every time he’s around #it was very muddy and we had the bum ass lawn seats and I watched this one bitch SLOWLY #slooowly eat shit #she was slipping and I tried to catch her but she just kept going and spilled her beer all down her side and just laid in the mud for a sec #then an Irish(?) man said I look like drew barrymore which isn’t true but that was nice #anywho my feets hurt and I’m tired as fuck but i had fun

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shima-draws · 2 years

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My car: Happy Friday time for an oil change ALSO you have two flat tires mwah 😘

#TWO. TWO????#I noticed they were really flat this morning BUT LIKE #I just thought that was bc my tire pressure light has been on. I thought my tire pressure was just way too low #WHICH is why I took my car in to get an oil change so they could fill up my tires while I was there #But nope! Flat! TWO FLAT!!#One has a nail in it??#And the other has some weird staple idk WHAT it is #This has never ever happened to me before not even in my old car #I guess I just got weak ass tires 😔#New car new tires that apparently suck ass #My old car’s tires probably ran over nails all the time and went HA BITCH YOU THOUGHT #Cries bc I know the repairs/replacements are going to be expensive and I’m already short on rent for this month #Bangs my head against the wall #Shima speaks #That’s how my day has been going if you were wondering 🥰

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libidinous-weeb · 6 months

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i actually think taking a fictional man and making him bisexual is not only brave but also incredibly hot.

if you’ve ever made your blorbo bisexual you’re going straight to heaven god actually told me this directly

#this is as a bisexual also #being nonbinary means the ONLY men i’d really consider are either bisexual or pansexual #so tired of annoying ass homophobic women getting all pissy about this shit #especially when it comes to ‘shipping’#like…chill bitch. if he’s bisexual he can still fuck you too. you ain’t needa be this worked up.#tired of seeing them getting disgusted and angry every fucking time there’s a hint of mlm content #whether canon or not #i’m talking about satosugu btw #and specifically whb minhyeok btw. if you even care.#bestie if you can’t handle that all the super hot fictional men created to be sexualized by a broad and generalized user base containing #people of all gender are canonically bisexual then go be homophobic somewhere tf else #and in whb?#they all definitely fucked that old man #they fucked him so good it’s been centuries and they’re still talking about how much they miss fucking that old man #grow up #learn to share the blorbos or i’m grounding you and taking them away

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berryhotel · 1 year

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if your name happens to be mackie and you somehow see this post despite me having you blocked: FUCK OFF and stop stalking me. my paranoia is peaked and i am sick and tired of being terrified of my every move due to this absolute bullshit. hope to fucking god this is a wakeup call for you and you should be lucky i'm not dropping your url so everyone knows who this piece of shit stalker you are

#this is the bitch that made me abandon my neadly decade old tumblr account prior to berryhotel due to her keeping tabs on me #if i see her in any way continuing her behavior i WILL publicly post her fcking url because im tired of being paranoid over her abusive ass #ask to tag please im writing this in pure fear and anger lol

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bunnyb34r · 10 months

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So I got new shoes and tried out these new insoles with em and man do my feet fucking hurt

But it made me think ab advice [relative coworker] (and other senior coworkers who have now left) that you can tell right off the bat if we're going to have a good visit or a bad visit from the corporate lady by just looking at her shoes. If she has heels, we will have a bad visit. If she has some form of comfy shoes like sneakers, it's more likely to be a good visit. And it made me think

Goddamn is this bitch a fucking moron and a jackass. Like you KNOW how you feel when you have uncomfortable shoes on. You KNOW that that can be prevented by just wearing sneakers. Fuck you're like a gazillionaire you can afford stylish COMFY SHOES! Why the fuck are you showing up to these visits, which you already know you do not enjoy, with heels?? What kinda fucking idiot are you??

And she still has not personally visited since I started btw it has been prophesied 8 fucking times in a year. Get some better shoes you cranky fucking jackass, maybe then you'll feel like showing up.

#marquilla #i get it no one wants to be in ohio blah blah blah but like it's your job but also jfc get dr scholl's ya dumbfuck! take some advil and #power through with a 'good attitude' like the rest of us #like my feet fucking HURT and i was actively trying to NOT be a dick bc of that bc i know it's no ones fault but my own that i feel like #that but like you're telling me Ms. Moneybags doesnt have enough to buy some good shoes and thats why we keep failing? thats why she keeps #skipping our store? (not complaining ab the last part) like fucking come the fuck onn #no one is gonna be looking at your fancy heels bitch you could show up in sweats and sneakers and the managers would still trip over #themselves to please you and you know why?? BC YOURE THEIR BOSS FUCKHEAD WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS HERE??#like im gonna fix this situation that IM having by wearing my old shoes/old insoles until i get new insoles that are more cushiony than #support based bc thats what i need. you mean to tell me you are 30-40 something and you cant figure out what literal 11 year old me figured #out?? which was if im gonna wear heels im gonna buy those inserts that stick to the inside of the shoe to give me cushion and support #you mean that broke ass little 11 year old me had it figured out and you a gazillionare jr. cant do the same??#AND DR SCHOLL'S MAKES NICE SHOES TOO DUMBASS i had dr scholl's brand dress shoes in 7th grade that were sooo fucking cute im so mad i #outgrew them and that they stopped selling those ones 😭 anyway im ranting sgdggdgdgd im just tired of rich bastards being morons

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spybiote · 8 months

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BECAUSE SHES ICONIC

#for that anon who asked me why jamie lee??? because april is a bad ass bitch thats why #and april is 102 years old and tired of peoples shit now jamie lee aint old but shes fabulous and iconic like april #but when she goes back in time she takes on a new look so people ( aka her family )#can continue to believe shes ded #ahhh symbiotes can live up to 500+ years maybe 1000 idk but april bring a hybrid symbiote she doesn't physically age unless she chooses too #' 𝙱𝙴𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚈𝙼𝙱𝙸𝙾𝚃𝙴 ' // ooc.

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racingmiku2018 · 10 months

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i like my job and i like having money but remembering that i have to work makes me feel like a baked good deflating immediately after being removed from the oven. work takes up so much of my energy that i barely have enough for the things i like to do outside of it like drawing and crafting and reading and gaming and i need to spend like 90% of my weekend just recovering from the work week and by the time im up to doing literally anything i have to go to bed bc i have work in the morning

#racing!#its so fucking twisted. an endless cycle of being exhausted leading to being sad youre tired and then being exhausted bc ur sad #what am i even doing all this for #the cycles endlessness leads to hopelessness and it becomes very difficult to be optimistic #keeping my chin up has become a necessity bc if i drop my head for too long it gets impossible to perk back up #and im SO DAMN LONELY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! I MISS MY FRIENDS #i miss my partner and i miss some of my old coworkers #im so sick of being alone with myself this bitch is terrible company to keep #its really awful. the worst #i know im just tired in general and maybe in the morning ill feel silly for rambling #but right now i really feel terrible and i need to get it out somewhere or ill go to sleep and itll fester and result in weird ass dreams #id rather not have goddamn eldrich horrors and skinbeasts in my dreams again tonight thanks

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boyobjectifier · 2 years

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the housing rental system is a fucking scam send post

#h.txt #like….. boo hoo you have to take care of shit that happens to your rental. sorry that your floors are fucking old as hell + pets make a mess #what a fucking shocker that you have to work more when you’re renovating + stuff gets in the way #i’m so annoyed rn #i’m tired of paying 2x someone’s mortgage just so they can bitch about something #i truly cannot care about how much a landlord is unhappy y’all can fucking d!e for all i care #like omgggggg sorry i’ll get down on my knees and beg for forgiveness because i messed up a corner of your old ass hardwood floors from-#50+ years ago #cry me a fucking river dude lmao #i’ll never own a house at this point 😒#fuck man i hate being me rn #also fuck my cats but they didn’t do anything wrong really they just like to pee and their litter box has been leaking w/o my knowledge

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chipthekeeper · 10 months

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