#omg peter 😆

[hellomystraightlacedfriend]

Writer: Michael Fleisher

Art: Ernie Chan, Frank Springer

Spider-Woman (1978) #29

[bunnywand]

marvel’s spider-man for the playstation except, after the bombing at the osborn rally, when u wake up in control of miles, and peter is lying unconscious near you, with mj screaming at him to wake up.. that’s it for peter, he dies, and u just play as miles for the rest of the game 😦

[dduane]

In the "Apropos Of Absolutely Nothing" dep't, Recipe Quality Control division...

We have a stack of the below clamp-top storage jars in the kitchen window where we can get at them in a hurry while cooking. Mostly they contain dried fruits or herbs, but some of them are wet preserves of various kinds.

@petermorwood glanced at the pile of jars the other day and started getting one of those thoughtful expressions that spouses everywhere know and dread. "What's in those?" he said. "And is that mold, or something else? You should check."

(Noting with amusement the "You" in "You should check", with the strong implication that he sure as hell wasn't going anywhere near them, lest on opening the contents should, I don't know, leap at his throat or something. Chickennnnnnn...!) 😆

...Anyway. The answer to "what's in those" is "honey-candied apples", from this recipe.

And having just opened the mankiest-looking of the jars, and had one of the apple slices, I can tell you that they are just fine. OMG. (Unfortunately due to my IBS I can't eat many of them. But oh boy are these good.) ...What Peter was seeing was some of the dried-out Demerara sugar associated with the final stages of the candying process, which could possibly be mistaken for mold. From a distance. If you squint. 😏

Also adding here that I'm going to have to revise the estimate of these things' keeping power upwards a bit. The date on the post tells me that this recipe was cooked and photographed in 2022, so "these will keep for at least a couple of months" seems to have understated the case slightly. Which is just fine, as the whole point of them was to render apples shelf-storage friendly in a culture that doesn't have much in the way of casual refrigeration.

So that's all right.

(BTW, for those interested: the handwarmer mug seen in the shot comes from Castle Arch Pottery in Kilkenny city, where we also got some of the dishware we use in food photography for the Food and Cooking of the Middle Kingdoms website/cookbook project. ...The mug's a right-handed one. I don't know if they make a lefty model, but I imagine they could. I should really inquire. It holds a shade more than 500ml / 17 fluid ounces, so if you like a good big mug of tea or coffee, this is for you. And it really does warm the hands nicely in a chilly room...)

[13eyond13]

Hey Bloz! How r u? I cannot even begin to express how fun it’s been to see ur Beatles posts on my dash. the minute I saw the Real Love demo I was like ok… she’s fallen down the rabbit hole XD I was fixated on them last year for a good few months. It was a lot of fun reading about them, watching their movies, and reading fan analyses online. There’s so much out there! And Beatles rpf is a whole world unto itself lol at first I was skeptical of it but then… I was intrigued haha

Do u have any fave songs or albums? :)

Omg hello Jess!! I miss you and it's so nice to hear from you 🫂

Hahaha YES I'm pretty deep into The Beatles lore rabbit hole already, it's been my main fixation for entertainment for the past month or so. You're right, there's just so much to dig into. Caught me totally by surprise, I feel like I'm so late to the game to just be having a Beatles phase now... I never felt extremely interested in learning about them before, but a randomly recommended YouTube video (x) about how it's reductive to blame the band's breakup solely on Yoko Ono drew me into this whole fascination a few weeks back.

😆 And hah, you must have sent this ask to me right before I deleted that "Real Love" demo reblog, because I thought I'd better delete it after I looked in the notes of the post and saw the OP wasn't taking kindly to anybody questioning if John was actually giggling instead of sobbing there (which is what I think he was doing, personally... but it still sounded like he was writing something about Paul? 🤷‍♀️ idk, doesn't need to be crying for it to still be a bit of an eyebrow raiser, imo)

I haven't actually really looked into any rpf yet, just digesting the "canon" material and whatnot (listening chronologically to their discography and not completely finished with that yet, up to halfway through the White album rn). Been watching their movies and behind the scenes stuff and documentaries (the Get Back one by Peter Jackson was fascinating even for a relatively new fan to watch, imo), reading a bigass biography about them (Tune In by Mark Lewisohn, it's like this great slowburn real-time mosey through the band's childhoods and earliest days together), and watching the occasional YouTube video deep dives (this one series in particular is p beautifully made and impressively researched and really got me in the feels regarding the shippy theories about J&P: [x])

As for my faves of their music, I haven't finished listening to 100% of their albums yet, BUT right now I'm actually very partial to some of their earliest records. I feel like some of their more normie stuff from the early 60s is actually the most fantastic fun to listen to, and Please Please Me and A Hard Day's Night might be the two albums with the most bangers that I never want to skip so far. Their more experimental and psychedelic and surreal later stuff is also interesting and arguably more unique and groundbreaking or creative or whatever, but I'm not as familiar with them outside of the main extremely famous tracks on them yet, and I'll need to finish listening and let them grow on me a bit before I can probably say for sure. However I think so far my faves from their later stuff would probs be Magical Mystery Tour, Abbey Road, and possibly the White Album (once I actually finish listening to it).

John is definitely my favourite Beatle, which was actually a complete surprise to me, I thought he'd be my least fave. And there are so many good bops that it's hard to narrow it down, but some of my personal faves so far are I Saw Her Standing There, I Should Have Known Better, I Want to Hold Your Hand, It Won't be Long, A Hard Day's Night, Do You Want to Know a Secret, Oh! Darling, I Want You (She's So Heavy) and If I Fell... hmm, I think maybe I'm just kinda a sucker for their simple and enthusiastic and joyful love songs the most, usually?

Thank you for sending me this sweet ask! I'd love to hear what some of your faves are too 🧡

[bellaxgiornata]

OH MY GOD OKAY- so hang on- first off, BELLA, how are you? how's the newborn? how are the kids in general?! i'm happy to hear the birth went well, i hope you're recovering well and that you're not pushing yourself too muchhhhh

ANYWAY. i just found out how my godfather/uncle met his wife and- HOLY SHIT it gives me SUCH Frank or Matt vibes (more frank than matt in my opinion, but 100% either of them) and i had to tell you about it to see if you agreeeeeee (+ it could be a cool oneshot idea if you want it hehe, i'll give it for free)

OKAY SO for the purposes of clarity, my uncle/godfather's name is now Peter, and his wife's name is Molly, because why not?

Peter is invited to his best friend's wedding, and the bride at that wedding warns him "hey, don't you dare talk to Molly" (while pointing Molly out in a crowd) "she just went through a really difficult breakup and though you guys are 100% eachother's types, she is absolutely not ready for another relationship and i don't want you to break her heart if the relationship isn't going to last."

and Peter respects that. except the bride wasn't clear about who she was pointing to. so Peter was avoiding another random girl in the friend group he'd never met and had been talking and flirting all night with Molly without realising it was Molly and he legit spent the whole ceremony and most of the reception sitting right next to her and chatting.

and then during the reception, the bride realises that Peter and Molly are talking and she tells Peter like- "why are you talking to Molly, I told you to stay away from her!" and he's like "that's Molly? well you were right then" and then the bride is like "about what?" and he's like "that we're eachother's types. I gave her my phone number an hour into us meeting and I've already asked her out on a date and she said yes."

and now they've been married for 10 years or so and have two daughters

LIKE IT'S ALL SO CUTE- when i found out i wanted to die because of how adorable it is- like it's genuinely the meet-cute in a rom-com kind of shit- and to me it's SO Frank or Matt-coded (helps that my godfather/uncle is military and is built nearly exactly like Frank- like seriously shave frank's head, make him look slightly less worn out and traumatised and you have my godfather/uncle + they have the exact same sense of humour and stuff).

Hey, friend!! 💖 My response is a bit long so I put it below the cut. But enjoy this Frank gif to break things up (and because I wouldn't be able to resist that man looking at me like that at a wedding...).

I am doing well! I've had a cold shortly after coming home from the hospital which has been rough on top of everything else, but I feel a little better today and I have been taking time to try to take care of myself. Our little baby is doing well, boy can down milk like no one's business and he's generally a pretty happy little guy all the time. My toddler absolutely adores him already, but he's been an only child for almost 4 years so he's been having a hard time sharing our attention. The birth had some scary ups and downs last week, but things ended up okay and both baby and I are alright! I will say that I've had enough experience with child birth and don't want to do it a third time after that, though 😅

Ahhh!! OMG! I love stories like this! I used to be a wedding photographer for about 11 years before becoming a stay at home mom and I LOVE hearing stories of how couples met (or got engaged) because it's so interesting to hear about! And I can actually see a story for either Matt or Frank so I may keep that in mind for a one shot now, thank you 😆

But yes! I could absolutely see an innocent Frank at a wedding getting the women mixed up and genuinely talking to the "wrong" one and they end up hitting it off in the end and he sticks by her side for most of the night. Sweet Frank would soothe anyone's broken heart. As for Matt, well, I could see him making an innocent mistake, but truly I could see Fog warning him to stay away from a family member or friend and Matt "accidentally" talking to her and pretending he thought it was another woman Fog warned him to stay away from. I mean, it's Matt and he's a little shit sometimes 🤣

But that's so crazy!! Thank you for sharing this story with me!! I always love taking real life moments and then thinking about how the guys might react if it had happened to them! But I do agree that this screams more Frank than Matt (unless it was about intentionally ignoring the friend's warning because that screams Matt).

[keira-kaz2y5]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

SPOILERS FOR NEW MARVEL STUFF! ⚠️

Finally got around to watching The Marvels on Disney +!!!!! It’s the best mcu film this phase istg omg it’s SO GOOD and immediately you can tell it was written by a woman NOT TO MWNTION THE INSANE END CREDIT SCENES WTFFFFF KATE BISHOP PIZZA THE DOG AND XMEN?!?!??!!!!!!! Omg I’m ecstatic this is the best marvel film in years it’s finally giving avengers early phase vibes! And I’m actually happy with every single plot moment! Unlike no way home where there were many questionable plot moments and bad scenes and bad cgi and multiverse of madness was something different entirely like I loved the horror and stuff and it made sense but as a whole that works with the rest of the marvel universe I didn’t like how it went and wandas “death” or “fake death” and the whole x men stuff. Loved America in that tho! Her whole moment made sense and ugh I can’t explain it properly plus the shitshow that was the She Hulk series and overall it just made me lose faith in marvel and that’s why I didn’t see The marvels in cinema like I usually do bc guardians of the galaxy 3 was so shite and I thought this would too maybe that’s why it flopped cuz the hype on past films wasn’t lived up to. But this FINALLY brings back early marvel vibes and I’m so into it. (Plus the reign of the cats 🐈‍⬛ 🐈😆)

Cuz as much as I liked NWH there were questionable parts yk, Dr Strange characterised Wanda badly from start to finish and didn’t do her justice, Wakanda Forever was amazing don’t get me wrong I really loved it and cried A LOT, but I wasn’t too keen on the whole Namor thing or unnecessary deaths, and some characters really just deserved better than what they got, like Okoye.. and Black Widow was great but it could’ve been a bit better with cgi and plot-wise like the deleted scenes should’ve been kept and so on.

For the first time I just really enjoyed every part of this film, since marvel has gone downhill lately, this is new for me. also I loved the queer undertones for Kamala and Carol, although they should’ve been braver and put it in explicitly if they wanted to show Carol and Valkyrie together instead of the kiss on the cheek and no talk of them being together. But headed in the right direction for sure and not to mention the Kate and Kamala scene? Female avengers team? Finally not outnumbered by men? Also I really ship Kate and Yelena so I hope she comes onto the team too, though she might just stick with the Thunderbolts antihero theme. I love that it’s so clearly written by women and directed by them plus the brilliant casting and having the villain also be a woman and with a realistic villainisation like I get why she turned out the way she did, she just wanted her home back for her people, also it’s Zawe Ashton, Tom Hiddlestons wife so it would be cool to see them act together perhaps, but either way brilliant casting and script and everything, I love Kamala really speaking for the fans in a lot of it, and the musical scene was fun in a mystical way, like when we first got introduced to Asgard way back when, I just wish we saw what happened there at least a small look in at the end with Carol checking in on them because they left in the middle of a battle and then we don’t find out what happened to that planet. But other than that small detail the film was fantastic and I loved how even Goose got a good storyline.

(My dreamteam avengers would be Bucky🦾, Yelena🕷️, Kate🏹, Carol💫, Kamala👊, Monica🌠, Shuri🐾, Riri 🛠️(ironheart), America⭐️ and Cassie 🐜 and Morgan Stark. Plus some xmen if that’s now an option?? And AOS team but marvel would never do that

Maybe Peter🕸️ Sean⭕️, Wanda and Moon Knight🌙🤺 boys too but idk )

[osaka-lilac]

Hi, Allie. I love love loooove the football au strollonso post. Obsessed with that idea. Thank you for putting that out here. My strollonso brain is loving it. Also sorry but I'm new here and I would like to know your ao3 username please. And how old would Fernando be if he is playing for Lawrence's team and Lance is in college 😆 that old man would not care about his age in any alternate universe and play whatever sport he's into until he's 60 or something I think. Fuck the pundits whining about him being too old to play in la liga or whatever. I can just hear Peter Drury announcing Fernando as the oldest player ever to be chasing the world cup for his country. Thanks again for the football au strollonso.

omg thank u so so much! it's my first kind of plot point-driven post like that n i'm very happy to see people enjoying it :] i am relatively new to writing fics, my forte really is through fanart.

my ao3 is osaka_lilac, however i only only have an art piece i did for last year's f1 big bang, and a art piece plus an unbetaed, 1k-ish galex oneshot fic i wrote for last year's f1 hallmark fest. i do have many recommended bookmarks there in lieu of my own creations that i would highly recommend you check out. i'm very inspired by all the amazing work that happens here and i want to share it as much as i can.

HOWEVER. i did overlook the maybe Huge age gap that would have to take place for lance to be still in school. so uhhh maybe he's like one of those graduate folks who go back after their first go-around. or maybe he's interning or maybe!!!! he's working with his father in the team, and has finally found a reason to stay working with him - through Fernando. however, i can imagine that gap being similar, possibly a bit younger on fernando's end, just for dynamics sake.

[destinyc1020]

Tom's Spiderman has fewer bo compared to the previous ones, and it's just another excuse for the Toby ones to hate on him.

https://twitter.com/Luiz_Fernando_J/status/1792932988239450589?t=4VMF7tnmCFFPZLBjYyvEew&s=19

I mean, this isn't that surprising to me Anon.

There are a lot of fans who weren't even old enough to watch Tobey's spidey films in theaters when they came out (like 20 YEARS ago lol), and even with Andrew's films, maybe some fans of Spiderman today had never seen his films in the theater before. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Tom's spidey films are still pretty new, and most of us have already seen them in the theaters.

Nostalgia rules supreme. And I'm sure, if 20 years from now they decide to re-release Tom's spidey films to theaters, I'm sure they box office numbers will look different too! 😉

Plus, is it even fair to really compare box office results now when Tom's films haven't all come out for SpiderMonday yet?? 🤔 That doesn't seem fair to me. Let all of his films come out first, and THEN let's compare the box office numbers.

I've been to all of the Spider🕷Mondays so far, and now that I've watched them back to back with various audiences, here has been my observation:

Tobey - His films were sad, more somber, but had great words of wisdom and "teachable moments", and there's a certain nostalgia that comes from those of us who remember him as the "first Spiderman". I find that people also laughed at a lot more scenes than I thought they would.... prob due to nostalgia lol 😆 Fans clapped at the end of SM2. I miss seeing spidey swinging through the city. 😢

Andrew - His films were also a bit dark, and somewhat somber, but I LOVED Andrew as Spiderman (not so much Peter Parker 😩). However, the AUDIENCE?? Omg, Andrew actually got more cheers from our audience! 😲 I was shocked! I know they cheered like 3x while watching TASM. They cheered more for Andrew than Tobey imo. TASM2 kinda sucked lol 😆 We won't even go into that one lol 😆 But yea, overall, I had no idea people really liked Andrew like that as Spiderman. Loved his spidey swinging shots through the city! They were glorious. I wish that they would bring that Tom's new franchise.

Tom - I have only seen HOCO last night, so I haven't been through Tom's whole trilogy yet, but so far.... His films felt lighter, they were funnier, and the audience laughed more. It wasn't as "deep" as the others, but it was def more lighthearted, which is fine. 😊 We'd already seen the hard, sad stories lol. I liked that Tom's films seemed way faster moving. Sometimes, Tobey and Andrew's films seemed to drag on... which... is fine if you're watching it for the first or second time. But when you're watching it for like the hundredth time lol.... it's a bit much lol. 😅 Nobody clapped at the end, but maybe it's because the film is newer and everyone has already seen it. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I feel like NWH will get claps at the end though. 😊

[6rookie-writer0110]

spiderpool male reader x spidergwen:

gamenight

gwen: and what dont we do when we lose

y/n: threaten to turn everyone into shishkebabs

gwen: right what else dont we do

y/n: threaten to kill their familys

gwen: that is good, what do we do if someone uses a blue Shell on you right before the finish Line in Mario kart?

y/n: we shoot that motherfucker right between the eyes for being a fucking prick

gwen: baby No, we do NOT shoot anyone, we do not need another incident

y/n: he lived didnt he?

gwen: yes he did, and why did he live?

y/n: because Peter, Miles, you and Spider-Ham bodyslammed me into the floor, it was oddly hot

gwen: and what dont we do to spider-ham?

y/n: threaten to make him into a fucking smoked pork if he doesnt stop being a fucking little bitch for taking the good controller

gwen: yes and now hand over the knives

y/n: pssssh I dont have a knife on me, you already took everything

gwen: dont make me frisk you

y/n: ohhhh is that a promise or a good time?

gwen: okay, I will break up with you if something happens tonight

y/n: you wouldnt dare

gwen: you’re right, but No sex for s month

y/n: *le gasp*, you wouldnt

gwen: I would

y/n: fine then, here is my reserve gun, and my reserves reserve gun and my reserves reserves reserve gun and my knife I call him gutty because he guts open my enemies, take good Care of my babys

gwen: thats better

Omg 😆

[sunnami]

omfg i’ve just finished reading time will tell and-

it’s the first time i’m reading your works and they are ALL sososo fcking amazing, liked from perfect. so well written and captivating god u are amazing.

so as i was saying, time will tell, omg this series has my heart fr. i’ve never read something so good in my life. ⚠️spoiler⚠️ reader’s death is so good and so heart breaking AND WITH GIDEON?????? ARE U TRYING TO KILL ME????????

i beg u, although u probably won’t do this bc it’s understandable and logic, make the past change the present!!! I WANT PETER DEAD AND EVERYONE HAPPY

sorry if it’s too much to say that i want peter dead, maybe better, suffering in azkaban😁😁😁😆

OOOOOOOO!! i’m so, so, so, so happy you’re enjoying my works, aaaaaaaaa!!! i could cry and just melt into a puddle of tears—i’m so grateful, honestly. i think i was actually crying as i was writing the entirety of ‘time will tell’ LMAO. all i will say is that for the finale of that series (which has been already outlined) it is a happy ending!

[femmebambi]

Yayyy!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Love food foods important 🙂‍↕️

Omg you got merch?!!! 😆

OOOO AND top three TTPD songs!!

make sure you eat too!

I did hehe! I had to have it, lmao😭. Ooo top 3 is so tough omg..maybe like who's afraid of little old me,clara bow, and but daddy, I love him. As a bonus from the anthology I loveee peter so much. what about youuu

[hellomystraightlacedfriend]

Spectacular Spider-Man #24

[cantsaythetword]

Christmas Prompts!!!!!

6. Tangled lights / "How did you even do this??"

Okay but imagine Peter Parker trying to put up the lights around the inside of the compound by swinging and completely getting wrapped in them…maybe the other avengers find him all tangled and decide to playfully torment the young hero.😆

(I loved your ghost story fic!)

This is the first of many (LATE) christmas prompts that I got last year. This list is now closed, but I might open it up again in November if people were interested (or I might even do another list, though it was hard to come up with the entire list last time lmao).

This is everything I wanted from this prompt omg it's adorable! Thank you so much for your MIND being this amazing. (I also think my title is kinda funny hehe)

And I'm glad you liked the ghost story fic! I was pretty happy with it ngl ^^

Hope you enjoy! <3

Masterpost Link 

With Great Power Comes Great Christmas Lights

There were few things Peter would ever outwardly disagree with Tony about, but when it came to Christmas he would never back down.

As a hyper teenager who had the festive excitement level of a 5 year old, Peter was insistent that Christmas celebrations (and decorations) could begin on November 1st (AKA once Halloween ends).

Tony was less than impressed when he woke up the morning after the Halloween party with a throbbing headache, flashing Christmas lights, and obnoxiously loud Mariah Carey songs.

And so the pair had come to an agreement, that Peter could decorate as much as he wanted on the morning of December 1st - past sunrise specifically (Tony had been woken at 2am one too many times by the whirring motors of giant blow-up Santas).

Which brings us to the cheery morning today.

Being spiderman definitely had its perks - light hanging being one of them. There was something even more joyful about swinging round the compound absolutely decking the halls with the most colorful string lights that the world had to offer.

There was Michael Bublé singing in his earphones, festive red white and green colors on his jumper, and an already empty gingerbread iced latte cup nestled in the pocket of his sweatpants. The day was already perfect as Peter swung without a care in the world.

That was until one of his webs didn't quite latch onto it's target, and sent the young hero hurtling down from the ceiling.

Thankfully he had practically crafted a net with the amount of Christmas lights he had laid around the place, which he managed to land himself in the middle of. While initially grateful for the soft landing, he quickly realized he was absolutely stuck - wrapped tightly in wire with LED lights prodding uncomfortably into his body. He had fallen upside down, one arm trapped behind his head and the other essentially tethered to his waist.

With each wriggle of indignant frustration, Peter became more and more tangled in the Christmas lights. His legs were the only part of him that could truly move, and even then it was more of a helpless flair in the air above him. He let out an audible huff, defeatedly releasing the tension in his muscles he was using to escape. As he felt himself relax, the wires began to slowly rotate his body at a comical pace.

And to make matters worse, right when Peter's back faced the door, it opened.

"What happened here Queens?"

"Shit..." Peter said under his breath.

Of course Steve would manage to finish his morning run at the exact moment that Peter was at his most humiliating moment of the day. Why wouldn't it be Captain America himself who walked in to a very un-spiderlike Spider Man sight?

Two hands pressed themselves near Peter's hips and gently spun the hero to face Cap. Well, the angle made it more of a face-to-belly interaction but it worked all the same

"Hi Mr Rogers..." Peter said sheepishly, looking up at the hero.

"Need a hand?" He offered. There was a hint of a grin in his voice, but not enough to give away just how funny he found the situation.

Peter wriggled slightly, before nodding. There was no way he would get out of here himself, and the earlier he escaped the less people would see what happened. Steve began trying to unravel wires around Peter's shoulders in the hopes that the he would slip through and fall to the floor.

As a hand fumbled around the back of his ribs where one arm was trapped, Peter couldn't help but squirm. Choked giggled spurted out of his mouth every time the Captain's fingers prodded a particularly sensitive spot.

"Hold still..." Steve grumbled, his other hand simply resting against Peter's exposed side.

But that was enough to make the kid jump and burst out in nervous anticipatory laughter.

"Come on kid!" Steve chuckled, keeping his hands exactly where they were. "I barely did anything!"

"Mr Rohohogers plehehease wait!" Peter giggled out, wriggling and trapping himself even further in the wires. "I cahahahan't!"

Steve sighed, taking a step back from the trapped hero and folding his arms in front of his chest. "Well, I have no choice..."

Peter (once he had calmed down) gave him a quizzical look.

"If you're gonna move like that-" Steve gestured to the boy, stifling a grin, "I'm gonna have to get the others to help."

"Nonononono please Mr Rogers!" Peter begged, mouth agape and cheeks turning red.

But there was no use, Steve was already moving towards the sleeping quarters.

"I'll stay still I swear!" Peter shouted after him.

"Too late!" Steve called back.

Without a moment to lose, Peter began thrashing in his bonds. Nervous giggles pouring out of his mouth as his mind took off in a thousand different directions all of which ended with him getting his shit wrecked. If he could just wriggle himself free he wouldn't have to face the embarrassment of an absolute assault of ticklish sensations from who knows how many of his favourite heroes. And yes sure he wouldn't exactly mind it, and it wouldn't be the first time it had happened, but he really didn't need them seeing a pattern of just how often he gets himself into potentially tickly scenarios.

"Well what do we have here?" An unmistakable teasy voice smirked from behind.

'Oh fuck' Peter thought to himself. Of all the people Steve could bring to help, why Bucky?? Pete was frozen, aside from the agonizingly slow spin his body was permanently maintaining. As he finally reached an angle where his head could turn enough to see who Steve had brought, his heart began to pound.

"Are you trapped, little bug?" Thor chuckled.

"How did you even manage this?" Natasha smirked amusedly.

There were FOUR OF THEM?? Surely they didn't need four people to hold and untangle him??

"Alright, here's how we'll get him out." Steve grinned, beginning to explain his plan. "Bucky and I will untangle him, Thor stay low ready to catch him, and Nat hold his feet and help our lights from the top."

With four superheroes approaching him, Peter's face broke into a skittish smile. He felt eight different hands begin to gentle maneuver different lights around his body. So far so good, no stray pokes or prods. Maybe they were actually trying to hel-

"AGH!" Peter squeaked as someone gave his side a squeeze.

"What was that Petey?" Bucky asked innocently, though Peter saw right through that façade.

"That," Steve began, "is why I need help."

"Nononono Mr Rogers plehehease!" Peter pleaded, already squirming as best he could.

"Any time I get anywhere near freeing him, he starts wiggling and laughing and I'm right back where I started." Steve sighed sarcastically. "So I need you three to hold him."

And with Thor at his neck, Nat at his feet, and the terrible tag team of Bucky and Steve at his ribs, Peter braced himself for what may be the worst tickle attack he has ever experienced.

The untangling began again, but this time Peter's nervous system was on red alert for any fingers or thumbs spending a little too long next to his body.

Nat was the first to strike.

As each strip of lights circled his body, sharp claw-like fingernails scratched against the soles of his feet. Peter squealed and jumped with each sensation, breaking into a stream of giggles when Nat's singular strokes turned to a five-finger spidering technique every so often.

"Peter!" Bucky grinned. "You have got to quit moving!"

As the last word left Bucky's mouth, a metal hand grabbed onto Peter's exposed side - fingers menacingly poking into the ribs.

"NOHO!" Peter squeaked, thrashing move violently to try and regulate the unbearably ticklish presence of Bucky's fingertips.

"You heard him Parker, stop it." Steve teased, tickling whatever ribs he could access around Peter's arm.

"WAHAHAHAHAIT!"

The task of untangling the friendly neighborhood spiderman had been quickly abandoned, and now it seemed their only mission was to tickle the poor kid to tears.

"You'd better be careful with all that squirming, you may slip and fall out!" Thor laughed. "But I am here to catch you, see? Ready."

Peter could barely catch the end of Thor's sentence, as the thunder god gently wiggled his fingertips against each side of Peter's neck. There was no escape, every time he bent his head to one shoulder Thor just moved to feather along the other one.

He was a goner. Without a single hope of survival, Peter could only pray that someone else would wake up (his screeching laughter helped with that plan) and take pity on the him.

And as Tony cleared his throat from the doorway, Peter thought his prayers had finally been answered. The tickling stopped abruptly as everyone turned to look.

"His hips are his worst spot you know."

Peter's eyes exploded into panic, and he didn't even have the chance to beg for mercy before an endless zap of ticklish electricity shocked his entire nervous system.

"NAHAHAHAHAHA!" He screeched, flailing with more power than ever before.

There were too many hands on his hips to count, not that he could focus on putting numbers together at that moment. They climbed under wires and lights alike just to reach the sensitive flesh that was now completely exposed from under his jumper and sweatpants due to his writhing.

Somehow, with a miraculous combination of Peter's wriggling and everyone else's hands unintentionally moving the Christmas lights, the young hero slipped through the cords and crumpled into Thor's arms (thanks to the god's lighting fast reflexes, otherwise the kid would have fell head first into the floor).

After giving him some breathing space, Tony moved closer to help Peter to his feet.

"I think we're done here, Steve?" Bucky grinned, elbowing his best friend.

"Yeah, while that was pretty cute, I'm going back to bed." Nat half-smiled half-grumbled.

There was a chorus of agreeing noises and nodding heads as the rest of the crew headed back to their rooms, leaving Peter and Tony alone.

"So what exactly am I looking at here kid?" The billionaire gestured to the decorated room, wrapping an arm around the boy and squeezing his side.

Peter yelped, and let out an embarrassed laugh.

"Merry Christmas?"

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

I just finished A Painter’s Embrace after binging it all day and omg I loved it so much. Seeing the relationships grow between Steve and Lizzy to Bucky and Constance to Loki and Evangeline. It was wonderful and so so good. It was so unique and different. I loved the wing aspect and how they were all unique to the characters. I also loved Peter and how Lizzy and Steve cared for him. Thank you for writing this, I know I will be coming back to it in the future!

Aww, thank you so much! It really is one of my favourite stories and has inspired a fully original series I'm currently writing.

Right now, Loki and Evie's story (which has birthed a few more pairings😆) is on my patreon for early access but will be available on AO3 once it's finished.

I'm so glad you enjoyed Painter's Embrace and that you reached out to let me know!❤️

[chuluoyi]

Hi Chu!!!!! OMG This AU looks so cute AHHH I regret not buying schips thenn 😭😭Backing Rosa against the sofa!?!?!??!? SIR ME NEXT-

OH and I got the Marius SSR too! The story is super cute you've got to read it soon! You're so right! If it were a 4 SSR event I would die...

Yeah!! Unholy blood is really a unique webtoon, and Father Michael 😭😭😭 I cried too it was so sad... I somehow always cry when I see the main character devastated...

The author's new work is called "Killer Peter"! I haven't heard of Apostle's creed tho...

HAHAHA Callisto's smirk 🤣 Is he your fave male lead?? I despise Derek with a burning passion... I started liking Reynold after a while, and my fave so far is Eclise 🥹🥹 Vinter is useless ngl like he's just there...

I already returned from Kuantan! It was so fun! The beaches were really beautiful, I wished Nanami could've seen it once 😭😭😭

You can do it Chu!! 💪🏻💪🏻 Jan is coming soonnnn!!!

Yeah! I'm studying in a "Polytechnic" instead of a Junior College. Polytechnics don't have uniforms, and we study things that relate more to our dream career! My extracurricular is actually SFX, but my instructor is a makeup artist so he teaches me beauty makeup too! Omg You're allowed to cut your skirt?? My secondary school would expell me if I did that... And what even- They mock girls with or without makeup??! What's their problem? It really isn't easy being a woman 😭😭 Somehow we're always wrong... So are we supposed to all be naturally pretty? [I think they would call naturally pretty girls slutty ngl] THEY'RE the problem, not girls bruh.

Omg I thought Yuri on Ice was like some anime that not many knew about 🫠🫠

YUH OMG FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWSS!!! 🩵🩵🩵 Shin Hyesun is so talented! You should watch "Mr Queen" she's so funny in this kdrama 😆 I've watched Angel's last mission too! I love how she actually immerses herself in her roles like her acting is just perfect she's sooo natural

THE XMAS ONE 😭😭😭 That one is so brutal 😭😭😭😭 Your bf needs to be hollow purpled by Gojo-

I'll use the forum once my school starts in Jan!! For now I'll just chill 🫠

HUH 50?! THAT'S NUTS I thought 20 marks was bad 😭😭😭 How did you score in that 😭😭 Ooo was engineering interesting tho? Hahah! I'm doing banking and finance but I plan to switch courses to Accounting or something... I'm so done with crypto and stuff I'm not cut out for it...

Sorry babe I despise Econs with a burning passion 😭 I'm a math girlie ✨️✨️ I love Algebra HAHAH but I hate Trigo... Idk why we need to find X and Y... But if I'm somehow good at it, sure! Right? I can't remember anything from the nervous system... I remember being so done with it 💀💀 Omg the whole periodic table?!??!! That's crazy 😭 I was already happy with memorising the metallic table thingy...

YEAH- I think it's different tho! HAHHAHA Everyone would flock to Kuantan 😭😭😭 But Kuantan is pretty good on its own too!! There's always turtles there! If the timing is right, you'll even get to see the turtle eggs hatching and baby turtles too! The beaches are STUNNING

P.s Sorry I took so long to reply again 😭😭 I spent the past few days painting my house walls 🫠🫠🫠

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disco anonn!!🥹 sorry for taking my time to reply!

SIR ME NEXT is soooo relatable omg😭 aaargh i haven't got the time to read it comfortably yet but i will soon!! the illustration is legit sooo cute😭

ohh killer peter! okay, i'll add it to my reading list too next!! apostle's creed is quite good! but well, nothing measures up to unholy blood to me still...

AHAHAHHA honestly i hate him at first🫠 ugh but that's my cycle with cocky male lead. hate him -> get soft -> love him. it applies the same with callisto too argh i love his hair like i'm weak for men with that sort of hairstyle― but yes, i think he's still my pick and YOU'RE SO RIGHT FOR VINTER HAHAHAHA he's just there like 😭 sir, thank you but next

waaah i'm happy that you've returned safely!🥹 do you like beaches? i love it too but i can't swim so i can only wait from the sidelines :')

oh and nanami... have you seen the recent leaks?😭 gods, i'm sad all of a sudden while reading the latest chapter. i'm happy that he's mentioned after so long in the manga but...

ahh that's so interesting! like yes, the more focused it is, the better it'll help in your future endeavors🥹 well, "allowed" is not exactly... but i went and cut it because i just didn't like it🫠 it went past the knees and i felt like... a walking stick? i just hate the way it feels, so i make it shorter... to a bit above my knees🥹 my teacher once suspected i did cut it but then when i played the fool, she was just like "nah" and went on her way HAHAHAHAH

that's also what makes me so ??? like why are you little clowns like that you don't even know the first thing about beauty🫠 nah so true, the best we could do is to be on our ways, don't bother with them because they're not worth our time

I WATCHED IT!! omg that was one of the best kdrama all time to me like i can't stop laughing for each and every episode😭 shin hyesun is soooo funny and the king (kim... jung hyun? omg i forgot)'s face is also naturally funny as heck too even when he's staying quiet. they're the best crack pair ever i swear!🥹 but i just watched see you in my 19th life but sadly i think it's quite average... but i think it's because of the script and ahn bohyun's stiffness though...

i so agree i will hollow purple him― oh wait, have you seen the new gojo hollow purple figure!? it's sooo majestic i swear!

good luck!! holidays is coming soon let us rest before we tackle more new year shit :'))))

i... think i scored only about 30 out of 50 marks? i was sooo bad at economics and i think it's the power of my prayers that i was able to pass at all🫠 engineering is... interesting yes, but it's also making you scratch your head in confusion. like i met math and physics again there and it's more of technical things like machine and such (which i have 0 interest in) so most of the time i would sit in class and try not get caught being sleepy―

accounting is pretty useful in the working world!🥹 i think it's great should you decide to pursue that because anywhere we need accountants~ ah, tbh i'm afraid of trying crypto because well, for one, my luck isn't that great so...

SERIOUSLY how did you like algebra that was my natural enemy😭 but yeah if you're good at it, of course you'd like it!🥹 i was a total dummy so i hate it ahaahahah ooh i actually started out not hating biology but ever since my teacher got me to try this national competition, i realized how much i'm not cut out for that and even in the end i WO-ed🫠 periodic table isn't that hard when you compare it to biology though AHAHAHAH

omg really?! that's sooo cute! i definitely want to visit there now that you said it like that!🥹 baby turtles always get my heart soft like awww they're so smol and yet walking...

that's okay! oh and that's so fun that you're painting your walls by yourself?? like you can customize it and such too??

[eneiryu]

omg could u imagine peter and theo talking about how both their cars got ruined😂

Oh, I am imagining it, and I am enjoying it. 😆