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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 5 months

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My take on a biblically accurate Raphael! Alligator snapper turtles look terrifyingly prehistoric, skin like a thorn bush, head like a dinosaur, limbs like a bear, it’s crazy. I’m already scared of common snappers, I can’t imagine meeting one like this! Such a polite boy, yet with the raw power to punch you through a wall even without powers lol

It’s hard to give turtles facial expressions considering they don’t really have facial muscles, but it’s a fun exercise! Perhaps their face could work like a bird or dragon, where the beak is stiff but the corners are flexible, idk. Maybe in their mutation, they developed some more mammalian traits to better communicate nonverbally, like a brow bone and muscle, a flexible nose bridge to wrinkle if disgusted or angered, and flexible cheeks to smile and frown.

I kept them more animalistic just for fun! No teeth because turtles have none, the ability to walk on all fours because their limbs are proportionate for it, and plastron more accurate to their real counterparts rather than the more human torso looking kind. Alligator snappers are funny because their arms are so huge but their plastrons are so tiny just to fit them!

[Leonardo] [Donatello] [Michelangelo] [Extended Family]

#rottmnt raph #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #biblically accurate turtles #turtles are actually so hard to pose omg

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samgatinho · 10 months

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MARTYN!!!! THE LITTLE GUY!!!

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professional-termite · 7 months

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nbc hannibal au where everything is the same except hannibal has a tumblr blog called i-cook-and-eat-rude-people and nobody questions or reports it because they think its just another gimmick blog

#he doesnt post pictures of him eating people or anything #people just send him “rp” asks about cannibalism #and he answers completely accurately #and then the account goes offline for 3 years right as hannibal is arrested #and that starts a bunch of wild speculation about “omg did the chesapeake ripper have a tumblr blog or is this part of the gimmick???”#eventually hannibal makes one final post like “hey guys srry i was gone so long i got arrsted for eating all those people. i am currently #fleeing the country with my boyfriend. expect to never hear from me again“#and then it just becomes common knowledge that the chesapeake ripper was a tumblrina #its added to the pantheon of messed up crap that has gone on in this site #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #nbc hannigram #hannibal #termite talks

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dingledraw · 6 months

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“A secret rendezvous in Hampton Court Palace 1533” (or Aziraphale is infordumping about an essay written in Latin, while Crowley tries not to kiss them)

#omg #and they were both Ladies-in-waiting #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable spouses #ineffable wives #my fanart #fem!crowley #fem!aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #azirowley #when i get to combine 2 of my special interests :3c #Also the outfits are a mash of multiple outfits from the tudor era #so they are not really accurate lol #comic: but it’s pretty…

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daisy-mooon · 8 months

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"I want Annabeth to be blonde :(" then pick up a PJO book and read it you dumb fuck

#pjo fans stop being weird about black annabeth challenge IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#first off annabeths race isnt important to her story. annabeth could be any race. her skin colour doesnt actually impact her. her hair does #now im not blonde but im a white girl so let me explain why some pjo fans need to stfu. i have grade 9s. im called stupid for my appearance #im not insulted bc im white or bc i have blue eyes or brown hair. im insulted bc women are judged on their appearance. im insulted bc SEXIS #annabeth isnt really called dumb for being blonde. shes called dumb bc shes female. and ppl are more likely to stereotype women than men #this is especially true for black women! whatever sexism white women get is always horrifically multiplied for poc women #black hair frequently gets called unprofessional untidy unhygienic etc. its VERY likely that show annabeth has been called dumb for her hai #does this make the casting “accurate”? no. but castings don't have to be accurate. they have to ADD to the character.#annabeth being black ADDS to her character because it showcases how women (esp black women) are devalued for their appearance #movie annabeth wasnt bad for having brown hair or white hair she was a bad adaptation bc she was ooc #i just think its ironic that a core aspect of annabeth was being judged for her looks. and now show annabeth is getting judged for her look #like. you guys really missed the point here.#anyways disagree all you want but book annabeth is still blonde. no one is erasing her. theres a new PJO book w blonde annabeth SEPTEMBER 2 #GO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS IF U WANT BLONDE ANNABETH OMG! adaptions and source material can be separate and coexist!#rant over sorry #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo show #percy jackson and the olympians #the lightning thief #discourse #shitpost #percy jackson show #pjo discourse #riordanverse

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hyperdrama · 1 year

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"[In Daft Punk] We tried to use these machines to express something extremely moving that a machine cannot feel, but a human can. We were always on the side of humanity and not on the side of technology...as much as I love this character, the last thing I would want to be, in the world we live in, in 2023, is a robot." - Thomas Bangalter, 2023.

Daft Punk ft. Julian Casablancas + The Voidz - Infinity Repeating 2013 Demo (Official Video), written & directed by WARREN FU 📀 💿

#daftpunkedit #musicgifs #dailymusicians #daft punk #julian casablancas #the voidz #thomas bangalter #guy manuel de homem christo #random access memories #thestrokesedit #2010s #scifiedit #musicedit #thank you daft punk i'm going to go cry for an hour now #the way julian described this song was so accurate i was not prepared #i have another set on the way im just not sure how to do it omg #*creations #~

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rox-of-iu · 10 months

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hulloo, i am here once again with cultivate....but not the usual one (~_~;)

so funny thing! i had most of these already done from before, but felt a bit silly so i didnt post them. but then (spoiler) we got Tao Ying in his fresh new look and like.. i had to draw him and post the rest of the gang along with him hksfh. so here, the sillays

🍑Tao Ying

🐉Qing Mushu

🦆 The Empress

🐗The General

aaand more sillies of the goobers

aaaaand thats it hdjhdsjfhds so sorry for the long post lmao

characters yoinked from @neonghostcat cultivate

#long post #sorry hadhkdjf #cultivate #cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain #listen i am not immune to making humanizations of everything i can get my hands on hajhsh #i am obviously not saying this is how theyd canonically look like im just having fun #i know im missing the mark verily but ykno hjcbsd #speaking of which #i struggled so much with tao ying lmaooo #fun fact this is not in fact my first design that i had in mind after reading the new chapter #he was supposed to be more uhhh airy? not so heavily set in physical reality ykno hsahkdj #but i couldnt rly put him on paper properly for the longest time and finally hit a vibe with this design so thats what i stuck with #and he grew on me so #even tho he is prolly really really not accurate to neonghostcats vision hahha #anyway the group pic was supposed to convey that theyre all scarily tall but instead it just makes SY look like a baybey oh well #hahh cheers #WAIT OMG I JUST NOTICED BUT i hope no one interprets the empress saying the bottom bit to the ducklings shbdnxksndndk omggg #THOSE TWO DRAWINGS ARE OBVS NOT CONNECTED OH GOD o(-<

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fr0gg13b413 · 7 months

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Girlhood is a spectrum: biblicially accurate angel <--> gregor samsa

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beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff · 19 days

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cant stop thinking about this because like?? why does ross look SO disgusted??

#it makes me laugh ong #like DUDE 😭#the sight of your friends legs CANT be that baf omg #the words are so accurate though #anyway matty bring the womens clothes back please ❤️#matty healy #the 1975 #ross macdonald #noacf #notes on a conditional form

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theoryofwhatnow · 10 months

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pirate radio textpost part 2???

Bonus:

#he looks so genuinely distressed in the fourth one omg 💀#carl is autistic it’s just the truth #none of these are accurate to the film #purely✨ vibes ✨#i don’t know why i included marianne in so many of these #pirate radio #the boat that rocked #currently working on a sweetbitter shitpost #tom sturridge #pirate radio 2009 #tom sturridge filmography #the sandman #text post

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queermeetsthe90s · 8 months

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Topanga: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Cory: I really care about your feelings!

Shawn: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Topanga, turning her head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Eric: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Jack: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

#shawn hunter #shory!#cory matthews #boy meets world #bmw #jack hunter #jeric #eric matthews #topanga lawrence #incorrect boy meets world #incorrect bmw #incorrect quotes #this is so them #I feel like you could flip the ships here and it would still bc so accurate omg #boys in love #topanga’s so done

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airanke · 5 months

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Okay I can go to bed now!!!

#Shading tomorrow!!#Dabi #touya todoroki #Abiteth Kenka #I decided to do one for Touya but flip it #Tattoos not accurate but I have like 2304872340 diff tattoo designs for Touya and Dabi combined sooo #I don't have a “main” tattoo design for him #I was also going to make Touya half-blue half-pink but!!!#Then I was like "omg he'd look so night half-white half-pink #So I did that!!! And both Dabi/Touya love seeing Abi in blue!#ANYWAY GOOD NIGHT

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amarriageoftrueminds · 1 year

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steve probably spent a lot of time bedridden or in hospital, and playing cards have always been cheap. i bet he knows how to count cards, got invited to play cards with the other candidates at camp lehigh on their first night, sharked the game, and never got asked to play again.

Also offers up the possibility of Steve and Bucky playing as a team, during the war, with Bucky card-counting and secretly signalling, while Steve (the guy with the USO money) pulls the big dumb blonde act, ('oh look fellas, my bet came through! what're the odds!') with his big blue eyes all innocent, every time he strikes it rich.

Takes the Howlies ages to catch on (and they can still never work out how exactly Sarge is signalling!)

Steve's photographic memory would probably come in super useful for this too...

Also: imagine Bucky trying to keep bedridden Steve entertained by learning...😬...magic card tricks. Only half works because he's so appallingly bad at it that Steve ends up laughing himself into a coughing fit.

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birdricks · 5 months

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somehow this outfit is the closest weve gotten so far to flesh curtains rick real in the show

#the shirt and belt… and trouserssss ig #btw yeah i checked. this is somehow closer to fc rick than the Actual fc design in rickternal friendshine #the like split second one #coping insanely hard -> omgggg whst if they made thr shirt like yhst so they can reuse it for a fc flashbackjjj omg #acyually idk if thats wuite how vector stuff works. idgaf #WWWWOOOOOF man. what i would give to get the ACCURATE fc rick in the show. id explode

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candyriku · 28 days

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So I've been thinking way too much about my ice skating Soriku AU....

Pose based on this video, I've been watching ice skating videos every night for the last few weeks because I can't stop thinking about Sora and Riku skating together.

#soriku #soriku fanart #kingdom hearts #sora kingdom hearts #riku kingdom hearts #sora kh #riku kh #kingdom hearts fanart #soriku art #next time sora will have funny pants i just didnt feel like inventing clothes... just wanted to draw this pose #I WILL WRITE THIS AU SOON. I have a fic to finish and might do a oneshot afterwards but. I will write this very soon #i already have a doc going with ideas and my scattered thoughts #i've spent hours researching ice skating in the last two days omg.#i have to find a balance between being faithful/accurate but also not requiring my readers to do homework to understand terms #pluffie draws #< the never used tag because my arthritic fingers do not allow me to draw much anymore #this is the first time i've ever drawn a profile shot that i didn't hate. idk what i did but it was magic. profile view is so hard for me!!#soriku endgame actually

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4me2knowandyou2wonder · 6 months

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Teeth Headcanons for Modern Warfare characters

As the winner of our first pole, we will be starting with everyone's not so, maybe sometimes favorite baby man...

Graves!

Yep. Graves was the braces kid. He just was.

At 13 his American ass was told by the dentist to go to the orthodontist. His mother dragged him there despite his protests and he was put in big metal brackets. (He had some normal crowding and a healthy underbite) Graves was awful at wearing his rubber bands, just awful and had braces for 3 years. Almost all his teen pictures have that metal smile on display.

Graves also was the type to not know what color brackets look good and constantly switched them around so half his photos not only have a metal smile but also have a candy-colored metal smile - Blue, green, yellow, and red all clashing on his teeth. (You know he did red white and blue at least twice)

His wisdom teeth were removed at 18 because his mouth is too small for them. His mother made a video of him on the anesthetic drugs as he says all sorts of things. He definitely cried a few times. Graves swears the video has never seen the light of day - he’s wrong and his shadows can prove it. Mercenaries can always find a way.

After getting his braces off, Graves never truly wore his retainer. He lost it within the first year he was prescribed it and never let his family replace it.

Today, It shows in his teeth. Their crookedness and original setup has all but fully returned. Graves has genetically yellow teeth (fig 1) and they're going to be that color even though he brushes them 13/14 times he’s supposed to. (this success is mainly because his shadows will comment if his breath stinks.) lastly, Graves does not floss and refuses to with the conviction of a man with toxic masculinity.

NOT LASTLY I just rewatched some graves scenes on confirm his underbite and not only is it *really there* its there because he is shoving his jaw up and out like he’s chewing tobacco (fig 2 & 3). Which made me realize… this bitch probably chews tobacco! So put dozens of cavities, worn away enamel, and early tooth loss on your Graves bingo cards! Figures under the cut

Please excuse the quality I took this with my phone camera off my computer screen while binging the cod games. It was snapped in moments of excitement over teeth and not meticulously clipped from the videos for posting purposes o7

(Fig 1)

(Fig 2) these next two were screen shots from a not 1080p video and you can tell. But they do their job. Also, hi ghost!

You can’t tell me this man hasn’t chewed tobacco before … look at the way he hold his face !

(Fig 3)

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