#omg stop falling for it

[snortoborto]

I just gotta say it somewhere, so the world knows. I fucking hate Trisha Paytas and I'm tired of people acting like her transgressions are dismissed just cause she had a fucking baby.

She had a prolific past of being a PIECE OF SHIT, and acting like motherhood absolves that is like borderline patriarchal, fundamentalist nonsense. People do not become morally enlightened just because they have kids. She's established a pattern of behavior of being a fetishizing, trend hopping, virtue signaling clout goblin. The amount of people who don't seem to be familiar with her trolling past is INSANE.

I wholeheartedly believe she's an abusive person who stumbled onto a popular podcast, emotionally (and physically. Let's not forget she hit Moses) abused everyone around her (especially targeting other women) and somehow came out ontop in terms of public opinion just cause she's a pretty girl. Enough.

Speaking of Moses, remember when he was metoo-ed and Trisha straight up denied the allegations on his behalf, while constantly touting herself as a "believer of victims," considering she's one, herself? Not when it comes to her husband I guess. Those women MUST be lying.

And another thing. She is NOT an ally to the queer or trans community. She uses trans identity as a trend. Let's not forget the chicken nugget bullshit. Or the time she publicly supported Mitt Romney... or when she supported trump? Don't fall for her bullshit, don't let her use her children for social media engagement. She has no actual values. She is a chameleon in every sense of the word, besides the literal, because then I might actually like her.

[causalityparadoxes]

The Moon and the President's Wife // BOOM

Bonus:

[judasisgayriot]

does it feel like a hot girl? (x)

[oifaaa]

Thinking about the rule of three and how if a good writer got ahold of Dick then maybe the next time Dick gets to go full righteous anger on a guy the fucker he's punching doesn't get back up

[mindyco]

Honestly, I'd love to see someone use some of these headcannons to create a fanfiction. IF SOMEONE WERE TO DO SO MAKE SURE TO TAG ME BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO READ IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU ( シ_ _)シ Artwork credit: @myt_s3

Scenario: What are they like when they're in love?

Lucifer would find himself captivated by their every word and gesture. His heart would flutter when they speak, their voice becoming the sweetest melody to his ears.

He would make an effort to spend more time with them, inviting them for evening walks through the gardens or sharing quiet moments together by the fireplace.

In the privacy of his office, he may find himself absentmindedly tracing his fingertips on the desk where they sat earlier, cherishing their presence even when they're not around.

Finds himself daydreaming more often, his mind drifting to thoughts of them even in the midst of important tasks.

He may catch himself stealing glances at them from across the room, unable to tear his gaze away.

When engaging in conversations with others, his attention may waver as his thoughts involuntarily gravitate toward them.

In moments of solitude, he may find himself lost in contemplation, pondering on ways to make their life better and cherishing the memories they've shared.

He would go out of his way to make them laugh, telling silly jokes and sharing funny stories to see their smile light up the room.

Mammon would find excuses to touch their hand or brush against them subtly, reveling in the warmth and electricity that flows through his veins at the mere contact.

He would become a little clumsier in his attempts to impress them, often stumbling over his words or tripping over his own feet.

He may find himself engaging in reckless activities, hoping to catch their attention or prove his worth.

His eyes would light up whenever they're around, his gaze solely focused on them, oblivious to the world around him.

Mammon would go out of his way to shower them with gifts, even if it means emptying his wallet and sacrificing his pride.

Levi would find himself daydreaming about their smile and laughter, often losing track of time while lost in his thoughts.

He would invite them over to his gaming den, sharing his favorite games and exploring new anime, finding joy in their time spent together.

He may lose track of time, spending hours scrolling through social media to find the perfect memes and cute animal videos to share with them.

His heart would skip a beat whenever they mention a shared interest or make a reference to his favorite game or anime.

In quieter moments, he may retreat into his room and doodle sketches of them, capturing their likeness with great care and affection.

Leviathan's heart would skip a beat whenever they reach out to touch his arm in excitement or lean in closer to admire the details of a game character, the closeness electrifying his senses.

He might dedicate a corner of his room to a shrine of their shared memories, with pictures, ticket stubs, and other mementos that hold special significance to their growing connection.

Satan would find himself falling in love with both their mind and their heart. He would engage in deep conversations with them, relishing the exchange of ideas and insights.

He would recommend books and literature that he thinks they would enjoy, and their shared reading sessions would become intimate moments of connection and understanding.

Satan would surprise them with little gestures, like leaving a pressed flower between the pages of a book they borrowed or sharing a handwritten poem inspired by their presence.

He may catch himself absentmindedly flipping through the pages of a book, not fully absorbing the words as his mind drifts to thoughts of their smile or laughter.

When engaging in intellectual discussions, his attention may waver as his thoughts involuntarily shift to pondering about their opinions and insights.

Satan may seek opportunities to share his favorite books and authors with them, hoping to bond over their mutual love for literature.

Asmodeus would shower them with affection and attention, making them feel like the most special person in the world.

He would plan extravagant dates and outings, with candlelit dinners, strolls through romantic gardens, and dances under the starry night sky.

Asmodeus would take great delight in helping them choose their outfits, offering fashion advice and dressing them up in stylish ensembles that accentuate their beauty.

He would become even more attentive to his own appearance, spending extra time on his outfits, hair, and makeup when he knows he'll be seeing them.

He may find himself stealing glances at them from afar, admiring their beauty and radiance, often getting lost in thoughts of how lucky he is to have them in his life.

Asmodeus would be quick to shower them with compliments, praising their every feature and talent, making them feel like the most special person in the world.

Beelzebub would become even more protective and nurturing towards them, ensuring they are well-fed and taken care of.

He may find himself stealing glances at them when they're not looking, his gaze filled with warmth and affection.

Beelzebub's focus may shift from his own food to their preferences and cravings, always eager to cook their favorite meals or surprise them with delicious treats.

He would instinctively prioritize their well-being and happiness, often going out of his way to ensure they are comfortable and safe.

Beelzebub would offer them a sense of security, his strong presence providing a shield against any harm or negativity.

He would create shared memories through food, inviting them to participate in cooking together and sharing meals as intimate moments of connection.

Belphegor would find himself daydreaming about them during his frequent naps, his thoughts drifting to their smile and touch.

He may appear more relaxed and content when they are around, finding solace in their presence and feeling a sense of calmness wash over him.

Belphegor's eyes would linger on them even in moments of shared silence, appreciating their company without the need for words.

He may find himself embracing them in his sleep, subconsciously seeking their warmth and affection.

Belphegor would find himself falling in love in the most peaceful moments. He'd appreciate their presence as a soothing balm to his restless soul.

He would enjoy lazy afternoons together, cuddling in comfortable silence, relishing in the warmth of their companionship.

Belphegor would encourage their relaxation and self-care, often joining them in taking leisurely naps or enjoying calm activities like stargazing or watching sunsets.

He would protect their rest, ensuring they have a peaceful environment to recharge and offering a sense of tranquility amidst the chaos of the demon world.

～ 𓆩ᥫ᭡𓆪

[explodingstarlight]

the emo trinity is alive, well, and prospering in 2023

[gemsgamegems]

It's always "I love you" and never--

idk what else I can say that's coherent enough for a review.

I love this game.

I LOVE. This. Game.

I have to go back and get the other endings.

But like...fuck.

FUCKING SHIT 😫😫😫😭

[existingillusion]

[moraxsthrone]

wrio happened upon a kitty while visiting inazuma and i couldn't help but think how precious it is that he probably stops and takes the time to pet small animals (if they'll let him).

he probably squats down and puts his hand out, softly inviting them to come closer and rub their lil heads against his fingers and he gives them treats and plays with them for a few minutes before sighing, "would that i could take you home with me but," looking around at the green grass and iridescent flowers, "you're better off here where there's sunshine and a breeze..." 🥺💗

[valgeristik]

ok so this isnt exactly my usual brand of art but like. SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES: I MADE A DRESS myself. from scratch. behold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was wild bcs i got GRIPPED by insanity for like a week n would not stop working on this thing. ive never sewed clothes before. i do believe i may have been possessed, big huge thanks to my bestiest bestie @blu3mila for being the photographer 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[fatuismooches]

Hii Smooches!!

Sleepy Dottore brainrot!! I think he injects himself w/ medicine, that helps him sleep less/don't sleep at all, BUT when he enters relationship w/ reader he reduces the dose or doesn't take it sometimes juuust to spend some time w/ you at mornings (but if anyone learns this they're dead ;;)

I feel like he's a very early riser and a type of person, who wakes up at the same time, he doesn't even need to set alarm clock anymore. But work can wait and his segments can work without his commands and you're so adorable while asleep, nuzzling into him!!

(I'm just so so weak for Softtore--)

Buuuut before getting in bed with Dottore you probably should throw him into a bath or at least a shower. I guarantee, he smells like hospital, blood, sweat and corpses. No matter how much you love this man, this smell is unbearable

SLEEPY DOTTORE SLEEPY DOTTORE AWWW DEWJDBDWDBEU God you are so right... he avoids sleeping like the plague, he'd rather spend those hours working on his experiments, researching, etc...

But when you cling to his arm and won't get off his lip, begging him to just come to bed for a mere hour, he's inclined to be a bit persuaded. And he does acknowledge that he himself has a limit so he supposes he could spend a bit more time with you in bed... the results would be beneficial for both of you after all. Not to mention you refuse to leave his lap so it's not like he could get any experiments done.

Oh yea, he's the kind of guy to crack his eyes open at the most ungodly times and be like 'time to check on the experiments!' 😭 You still have no idea how he can do that, but regardless you enjoy the few times he stays in bed with you thoroughly. Though I feel like many times he doesn't even tell you or wake you up, he keeps it a secret when he sleeps in with you since he knows you will tease him and gush about it forever. After all, the way you unknowingly snuggle into him and whisper his name in your sleep is all too fascinating.

I can just imagine the internal confusion of the regular Fatui assistants wondering where their Harbinger could be, considering he's always working in the lab. But they know better than to ask. (When they meet you though it automatically clicks in their head and they know if they want to keep their lives to shut up.)

I feel like he also experimented with medicine that made him fall asleep too, the first few times when he was testing it he accidentally made it too strong and ended up falling asleep literally right after. (You come back to the dorm room to find him asleep on the floor and you move him to the bed instead, he pretends like it never happened 🥺)

HELP YEA YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM A BATH😭😭😭 Like,, Dottore, yes I love you very much, but it's kind of hard to give you a hug when blood is smeared all over you after you just dissected a body. Now go take a bath, here's some bath bombs Columbina gifted me 💖

[mams-is-my-will-to-live]

Yeah DainsLumi where Abyss Princess Lumine is great but imagine where its traveler Lumime instead. Him only knowing her ghrough Aether's stories and then finally seeing for himself who she is and how yes she is exactly how Aether told him she would be but she is even more.

I'm just rambling goodbye...

[timelesscrowley]

No but seriously imagine it:

You're seeing Taylor swift in concert. Everyone is having a great time. Taylor seems a little excited. "We have a special surprise for you tonight!", she says. All of a sudden the first notes of Electric touch start to play and Fall out boy walk out on the stage waving. Everyone in the crowd is Screaming Crying. While they're perfoming just before the second chorus is about to start Dan and phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the Gay flag.

[rawliverandgoronspice]

oh no I stopped working for five minutes and remembered I love he...................... ;;

[cloudcountry]

HI AUBURN!!!!!! dunno if we’re close enough moots for me to req this but could I mayhaps enter in Ashi for your 1.8k event?? 😳 (WHICH LIKE. GRATS BTW!!!! THATS CRAYCRAY POP OFF)

🤔 there’s this certain rewrite w her concerning Ghost Marriage so I was wondering if I could get a rewrite where

1.) when Ace barges in, he stops the marriage between her and Eliza instead of Idia and Eliza (and Ace gets EXTRA pissed)

OR

2.) Ashi and Ace playing around w the ghost ring and a fake one

SOME CONTEXT ABOUT THIS EVENT REWRITE;

—Ashi cross dresses and shoots for Eliza right before the final group enters to try and woo her over (cuz she sees all the guys fail and she’s like “yyyeah. watch me pull this ghost lady better than y’all)

—she succeeds actually!!! she woos Eliza over w her W rizz and allows Idia to escape

—Her and Ace previously fool around w the ghost ring; causing a real and fake to get mixed up

—so guess what. she accidentally uses a fake ring instead of the one actually needed 😔 banishing no more

—NOW ASHI’S TRAPPED AND BOUND TO MARRY ELIZA!!!!!! (and Ace is left to blame)

ALSO JUST TO CLARIFY!!!!!! <333 I’d like it to be like....... besties but mutual pining yk 🙏 cuz they’re just besties so far at this stage (Ace is in denial)

NO SWEAT IF THIS IS TOO MUCH BTW!!!! I APPRECIATE IT NONETHELESS <3 gratsgrats again!!!

AAAAA dont worry ashi!!! your oc page is very detailed so i think i can write her right!! at least i hope so ^^" THANK YOU THANK OYU <3333 AAAAA!!!!!!!

thast literally so goofy i love ALL of this LMAO (mutual pining...rubbing my hands together evilly I GOTCHA!!!)

i read that thing about him calling you cherrypie and i think thats the cutest thing :(((( but he calls you goober here since that was on yuor oc page and i thought taht was funny LMAO

AND SINCE WE WERENT MOOTS WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS AROUND BUT IT WAS RECENT PLEASEE CONSIDER THIS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM ME TO YOU <3 i hope you had fun :D !!!

ASHI, ACE, AND THE MARRAIGE VOWS OF DOOM!!! (1.8k details)

Ashi isn’t sure how Ace acquired it (although it most likely came from a visit with Sam) but the grin on his face melts away her concern and leaves a giddy mischief in its place.

“Doesn’t it look just like that ring the Headmage wants to use to send that bride back to her realm?” Ace laughs, twirling it around the tip of his finger, “Can you imagine what would happen if someone were to switch out the rings?”

“Ace, c’mon!” Ashi shakes her head, giggling along with him.

His grin turns wicked, and before Ashi knows it he’s snatched the real ring right out of her pocket. She shrieks for him to give it back, hurling vicious insults such as “meanie” and “stupid,” but Ace doesn’t relent.

“Where is the real ring? I bet you’ll never guess.” he smirks, holding out his closed hands.

His eyebrows are doing that irritating thing he does when he’s feeling a bit too smug.

“You’re a cheater! I bet it’s in your pocket.” Ashi lunges for him, digging her hand into his pocket as Ace jerks away, trying to get her off.

Sure enough, she pulls out the ring with a triumphant “ah ha!” Ace rolls his eyes and makes a big show of huffing about it, but his eyes linger on her radiant smile as she sticks her tongue out at him.

“It’s not like you play fair either, you goober!” he cackles, jerking his arm out to snatch the ring from her hands.

As their hands collide, both rings go soaring through the air and clatter to the floor. Ashi and Ace look over in the direction they landed, only to come to the sinking revelation that neither of them knew which one was which.

“Can you tell which one’s the fake?” Ashi asks, tilting her head.

Ace removes himself from her to confidently saunter over to the rings, scooping them off the ground and flashing them with a smirk.

“Don’t worry goober, I got it. You almost messed things up there, huh? This is totally the fake one.” Ace mocks, flicking Ashi’s nose when he’s made his way back to her and places the real ring in her hand.

“Oh quiet you!” she pinches his cheek, face heating up at the teasing.

Ace rubs his pink cheek and glares, but the glare holds no malice.

Ashi watches in amusement as Idia is thrown to the side, totally blown off by Eliza. Ashi kneels before the bride, arms outstretched as if to accept her. Eliza squeals, rushing towards her “groom” with stars in her eyes. Ashi takes her hand, gently, and gives Eliza the most affectionate look she can.

“It’s an honor to be wed to you, my lady.” Ashi grins, a dazzling smile that makes Eliza swoon in her arms.

The ring slides onto her finger, and...

Nothing happens.

Ashi looks confused but quickly schools her face. Eliza doesn't notice the way her smile falls, and instead swoops Ashi up into her arms and calls for her attendants.

“Please, escort Mr. Tamadai to the dressing rooms! I await our wedding, my darling!” Eliza giggles behind her hand, waving Ashi goodbye.

Footsteps pound on the stone flooring outside the room and Ashi looks at the door with hope. The door flies open with a loud bang, causing all the ghosts to jump out of their nonexistent skin.

Heh.

“Stop the wedding!” Ace yells, pointing an accusatory finger at Eliza, “You! Bride lady! We gotta talk!”

Eliza scoffs, all warmth in her deposition gone as Ace storms up to her with fire in his eyes. Ashi tries to go to him, but the ghosts are keeping such a harsh grip on her arms that it’s starting to hurt.

“Ace!” she yells, and he whips his head around at the sound of her voice.

He turns back to the bride with a clenched jaw and a furrowed brow.

“Listen here, all of you! You can’t just force someone to marry you! Relationships don’t work like that! Ashi doesn’t want to marry you at all! Aren’t the rest of you ashamed? You’re just enabling your princess into feeling even lonelier as the years go on because you’re not letting her let go! You all sound like useless retainers to me!” Ace yells, “Let go of Ashi right now!  I’m gonna get this ring on your finger and send you off once and for all!”

“You don’t know what you’re talking about! Mr. Tamadai was quite sweet in his courting! He even answered all my questions correctly! He's perfect!” Eliza insists, voice breaking as she speaks.

“Uh, news flash princess!” Ace snaps, “You shouldn’t be picking your prince based on a few questions. How about picking someone you can laugh and cry with? Someone you can share everything with?”

He looks over at Ashi and pauses.

“Someone that makes you feel like you can be something. Even if you know you’re a stupid troublemaker.” he says, voice softer for just a moment before he turns back to the princess, “Have your retainers taught you nothing? It’s embarrassing that I have to spell this out for you, seriously!”

Ashi squirms in the ghost's hold, her cheery smile fading into a frustrated grimace. The rare sight makes Ace’s breath hitch, and his anger only gets more intense.

“Don’t listen to him, princess!” Puffy yells, taking his place next to Eliza, “How dare you say such things! I would fight the world to make sure the princess is happy, you—!”

Ashi gnaws at her lower lip before slipping one of Ace’s stupid cards out of her pocket. Sliding it between her two fingers just like he taught her, she flicks it at Eliza.

The card reaches its mark.

The ghosts restraining her rush to their princess as she yelps out in pain and Ashi beams. It's funny how Ace’s tricks were useful in situations like this, even though all he ever used them for was to target Riddle.

“Princess!” she yells, running towards her, “Wait!”

Eliza shakes off her hovering attendants to gaze upon her groom, a sour pout on her face.

“Listening, I’m not actually a guy. I was dressing the part because my and my homies were trying to save Idia over there.” she points to the boy in question, watching as he shrivels up again at the attention, “But I think you should totally marry Puffy! He seems to really care about ya! And just like Acey said, you’re supposed to find someone you can laugh and cry with right? He was about to fight this whole room for you!”

Eliza stops as if considering what Ashi just said. Ace’s hand circles her wrist, as if ready to run and find cover if the ghosts actually do attack. His subtle concern warms her heart.

“Oh Puffy...I think I’ve finally figured it out.” Eliza turns to her ghostly companion and smiles, eyes full of love, “You’re my prince! My true love!”

“What?!” Ace squawks, but Ashi presses a finger to his lips to shush him.

“Princess...all I’ve ever wanted was to see you smile.” Puffy murmurs, cheeks turning blue, “It’s my dream...my lingering attachment...I just want you to be happy.”

“Oh, Puffy!” Eliza swoons, kissing him without a second thought.

“What just happened?” Ace blinks, absolutely baffled by the display in front of him.

“I dunno, but we should get everyone else out!” Ashi beams as the sound of groans and complaints reach their ears, “It sounds like the curse has been broken!”

As Ashi runs off to help a whining Floyd, Ace puffs up his cheeks and stares.

She looks really pretty in that suit.

[c-cw-f-saeko]