#one black death please

[tough-chick-in-distress]

Crowley: He is not a bit of a side! He is too pure for that! He is just... Some Angel I know.

Nina: Do you realize that you sound terriblely in love, yeah?

[the-most-sublime-fool]

Then, too, at sea—to use a homely but expressive phrase—you miss a man so much. A dozen men are shut up together in a little bark, upon the wide, wide sea, and for months and months see no forms and hear no voices but their own, and one is taken suddenly from among them, and they miss him at every turn. It is like losing a limb. There are no new faces or new scenes to fill up the gap. There is always an empty berth in the forecastle, and one man wanting when the small night watch is mustered. There is one less to take up the wheel, and one less to lay out with you upon the yard. You miss his form, and the sound of his voice, for habit had made them almost necessary to you, and each of your senses feels the loss.

—a sailor's diary entry, on losing a shipmate, ca. 1834 (from Two Years Before the Mast by Richard Henry Dana Jr.)

[swampybogg]

[cry-ptidd]

"And she had brown eyes like a lamb, innocent and golden"

[cursed-nyxan]

OK, but did you know that even those hilarious ads in A date with Death are based on other visual novels? It just makes them twice as cool! | edit: By the time I decided to post this -it was in my drafts since january-, they've already add links to the ads, but whatever. still, if you don't want to wait in game, here's all of them in one place | Slay the princess

The Ocean at Night

Moonflower

Heart Agency

The Inn Between

Dreambound

The Divine Speaker

The Sun and the Moon

The last rose

Please be happy

> one way

[wild0moon]

the lucky one

[newdruid]

Pounding my credit card on the counter, sobbing at customer service

Where are the fanfics about the skeleton?

I want him. So bad.

[gorkloum]

(Makima just found another underaged overpowered dumbass)

(Read from right to left)

[s0fter-sin]

i don’t know how many times i need to say it, tag your reader and self insert fics and imagines as reader and self insert

[tough-chick-in-distress]

As I rewatched Good Omens 2, I realized, as Aziraphael put it, We have been played for suckers.

But tough-chick-in-distress, you said, tell us something we don't know.

Wait, hear me out.

I was rewatching Good Omens 2 when my PSTD (not joking) for the first watch receded. I noticed something. Now, I am sure many people have pointed out this before and with better evidende, but here I go.

Hasn't been Crowley a little bit dull in this season? More sharp? More "evil" until it plays out he is not? More quiet? Less dramatic? Less facial expressions? Yes, Crowley is unyielding loyal to Aziraphael, but doesn't seem he less "eager golden retriever" and more "reluctant cat black" friend?

That is because this time we are watching their relationship from Aziraphael's point of view. So, Crowley is undoubtedly evil until he proves he is not. Crowley is absolutely disinterested in Aziraphael in comparision to, you know, the Universe or Gabriel's beauty. And just a general sense of nonchalant, cool, calm and collected Crowley tagging along, giving only cut nods of approval and disapproving "tuts". The little bits of approvals he gives, Aziraphael drinks greedily on them.

Compare all of that to Crowley from Good Omens 1. The Crowley who speaks first in Eden. Who checkes out Aziraphael shamelessly. The Crowley who says "You can't kill children" and takes Jesus in a road trip. The Crowley who positively ogles at Aziraphael when they eat together. The Crowley who begs to run away together.

Look at the whole Blitz affair. In GO1, Crowley made quite the melodramatic entrance short of actually proclaming his undying love. Then, he saved the books. Offers a ride home. We see the soft smile of Aziraphael. And scene.

GO2 resumes the scene just there. Crowley saved the books, Aziraphael smiles softly and takes the ride home. One would think we will see more champion-doting Crowley here.

But no. We see a nonchalant Crowley who brush off any offer for repay: not with modesty but utterly desinterested. His only concern now that Aziraphael is safe is make business. He doesn't even spare a look to his Angel in the car. In fact all along this mini episode Aziraphael refers to him, to them, as friends. Multiple times making a pause before, like it is the second word which comes to mind. And Crowley doesn't bat an eyelash at all of this.

Why? Because we are watching the whole season from Aziraphael POV. Is the the first one from Crowley's? Well, it certainly could by that way, being Crowley the first one introduced and the actual book being more Crowley leaning. But I highly doubt it would have been intentional. Unless Good Omens has been planned as a two/three seasons since the get go.

In conclusion:a)maybe we can expect Good Omens 3 from an outsider POV, where both of them, at the same time, look painfully in love but are supernaturally oblivious to this? b) Can you imagine the whole "how is you naked man friend?" scene from Crowley's POV? I asure you that he is not only raising a eyebrown there.

[boxwinebaddie]

my favorite baby style ncu continuity is cute tiny hopeless romantic kindergarten disney prince stan falling in love with kyle broflovski at first sight and buying every flavor of ring pop trying to propose to him like 'you are...the most Beautiful person i've ever seen.'

and evil feral kindergarten nj kyle threatening to bite him, fight him and end his pitiful life like 'and you are...so Gahdamn WEIRD. stay the hell away from me, yA FREAK!' and trying to bear mace him skdhs

— but then k-garten stan doing something incredibly wholesome, mindboggling stupid and storybook chivalrous to save k-garten kyle's life, the ice around his cold black heart melting, bein forever changed and falling head over heels in love w boy hero k-garten stan...

...all to take the fATTEST L OF ALL FUCKING TIME because he is too emotionally constipated to confess his feelings and end up gettin stuck in the super best friend zone FOREVER bc every day perfect stan marsh gets lovelier, handsomer and....Fucking STUPIDER.

[teakoodrawz]

" I'm a Psycho, loving it~ "

[krackkokichi]

transparent cutout edits

i decided to cut these out from the black backgrounds because i was tired of everyone using that sloppy bonnie edit (the op said it was done by a website, so i'm not attacking anyone). i was going to do monty too, but i struggled so hard with motivation on chica and roxy, and these four are a set in the ride anyway.

no credit necessary if you decide to use these for some reason

bonus edit of bonnie under the cut:

(if you use this one please credit me tho)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so. The Lights Out AU. Those that are asleep? Where on earth are they? Like where the heck is Eddie? Laying in some puddle somewhere? in a bed? Is Frank looking after him until he wakes up?

they were originally in their houses, but after a ah... incident, Wally moved them into storage room off-set. it's a bit small so they're a little crammed in there with other Props and shelves and boxes and such, but it's not like any of them are awake to mind it. Walls regularly checks on them (usually along with removing them for one of Sally's plays) and makes sure to keep the door shut tight

[captnswilson]

Three tv series about pirates, all completely different but highly recommended.

[applewithteeth]

I tried to draw Death! It’s not great, but I did try!