As person with AuDHD who loves to daydream I think we need to return to the times of Disco.
Bring back 'twelve inch' versions of songs - like what happened to releasing extended versions that were 5-7 minutes long?????
I'm TIRED of every new song being like 2:45. Songs are getting shorter and I NOTICE. Songs use to be like 3:30 a decade ago but now you'll see albums where no song hits 4 minutes.
LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem is 4:23 long. 4 and a half minutes of party rockin.
Unholy by Sam Smith is 2:32. SOMETHING AINT RIGHT HERE.
HONESTLY I need longer songs for my vivid and detailed escapism daydreams and I'm tired of having to change the song every two minutes
cant you just release a 12 minute version of Toxic by Britney Spears so I can daydream my scene in peace
Goddamn get back here and sing the chorus one more time why the hell are songs 2 minutes?????
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Thinking about teasing you all day, sending you photos of me while you are out and about. Keep you on edge and needy while away from me so once you come back home, you're soaked and craving me so bad. When I finally feel like you've begged and whined enough, maybe I'd take you back to bed before making you show me how wet you were. I'd tease you for walking around like that all day, for being so horny for me. My fingers would finally begin to touch your soaked folds, teasingly brushing against your swollen clit until you are trembling.
Once you were finally dripping down your thighs, I'll pull off the rest of your clothes. I'd quickly pull you into a kiss as you start to grind against the bulge of my strap. Chuckling at how eager you've gotten, I'll finally pull it out from my jeans before burying it inside you. You take my cock so eagerly and the sound of your moans only makes me want to make you cum over and over again.
I'll move my strap directly to that spot that makes you see stars, over and over again as my thumb teases your clit. Keep your eyes on me baby, I didn't say you could cum yet. I'll keep thrusting into that spot though until you are writhing from trying to hold it in. Eventually you can't anymore and you'll cum everywhere, mumbling apologies.
You wanted to cum so badly baby, maybe I should just keep letting you cum. With that, I'd pull my strap out of you before taking hold of your hips. Want to drag my tongue around your sensitive clit, listening to all your pathetic whimpers. My lips would wrap around that throbbing bud, pulling orgasm after orgasm until it aches. It hurts? It didn't before when you came before I told you. You want to cum so bad, you will get to keep cumming all night.
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Me: *listens so a song*
Also me: *daydreams an entire animated music video with your characters that you will never possibly be able to draw*
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Cursed fic idea that I need to share (because I'll never write it and I need you all to suffer with me): Gortash and Dark Urge arranged marriage.
Where Bhaal is very proud of his daughters' murdering prowess but would still like some grandchildren (bhaalspawn are not easy to make), and Bane is happy to offer his Chosen in exchange for being able to direct where Bhaal's cultists will strike next (and have them help further his plans, rather than ruin them)
Of course, both Durge and Gortash are less than pleased at the plan. Durge, because she's a strong independent woman who wants to keep slaughtering people and leading her father's temple, not playing house with a bloody banite, and certainly not having him tell her who she can, or cannot, kill. Gortash because the marriage is just another thing he has no control over and is instead forced upon him (he can see the value of the alliance but chaffes at being used as a bargaining chip yet again)
Featuring:
- Enemies to allies to lovers (to enemies again if we follow the game timeline)
- Instead of super kinky sex, they start their relationship with super boring, detached, and perfunctory sex because they both assume the other doesn't know how to fuck and want the whole deal over with
- Bridezilla Gortash
- Sceleritas Fel & Orin ducking it out for the Maid of Honor spot
- They start to care for each other, but are afraid to show it because their whole alliance is mandated by their Gods (plus they both have the emotional maturity of a rock), so the sex goes from boring, to nasty, to kinky with feelings
- like, they are allowed to look and touch, but they cannot feel, so they show affection in small ways, a soft touch here, a shared look there, some joint slaughter over there...
- Them being evil and domestic, like the true villain power couple they are
- Ketheric hates them and their married antics *so much*
- Durge being introduced to the Gate's patriars as Lord Gortash's wife and having to behave in public. There's a fancy ball at some point, with dancing, UST, sex and murder
(if the game plot happens, Gortash greets Durge as "my beloved wife", the whole party starts to seriously question their choice in leadership, and Karlach has an aneurysm. Astarion just loves the drama)
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