#ooooooooh what a fun ask omg

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAO REAL I can imagine him rolling off his futon and like steamrolling the rest of Team V at night

IM SO READY SHDHSHS your writing gives me life fr

Omg Yukimiya fic….thats true gotta balance out the tabieitaken distribution LOLL I feel like there’s many interesting routes you could go with…if you wanna brainstorm I’ll gladly dump my thoughts out HAHAHA

Oh my the poison dragon how could I forget (I’m NGL the multiple different outcomes of two element combos irked me like wdym I can get flower/poison or blue flame/cold fire???)

LMAOO I love the randomness of smash its so fun I lowk miss playing

Ok im just gonna smack my response to your response on the commentary here so you don’t have to go read separate asks LMAO

SHDHSHSH BRO THE MEET CUTE IM CRYING ok but when I read all the quotes from y/n with the emojis I’m imagine that like bang/boom sound from the vine soundboard LMAOOOOOO the “you have a stupid name” one is especially funny HAHAHAH

Bro the “I want you to belong to me” SOLD ME LIKE >>>>> I love it sm I love the flavor it brings *chefs kiss*

OOOOOOOOH I’m buckled in guys I’m so ready for ~10 chapters of gold (also LMAOAOA it’s funny imagine you ballpark 40k words and it ends up doubling like how fwtkac also doubled in length and ended with a 16k final I love it)

Also unrelated but I went back to read hollyhock 1 and then 2 again and in the process passed by your masterlist and decided to read seabird too and WOW (as we’ve discussed) I’m not really a Sae fan but the way you write him makes me wanna be one SHDVSHDH maybe you just sprinkle some sort of magic spice into all of your characterizations that’s by far one of the best versions of Sae I’ve seen written out there the constant “I beat you to paying” was so funny too!!! But yeah honestly I was like ykw it’s 11k words Mira must’ve cooked something again idc if I don’t like Sae we go and lo and behold you indeed cooked LMAOAOA

-Karasu anon

LMAOOO zantetsu and reo get absolutely flattened on the daily 😭 maybe that’s why reo was so insistent on scoring enough goals to get fancy beds 😩

I WILL TAKE YUKI THOUGHTS AT ANY MOMENT!! your requests have lead to greatness in the past so if you have any ideas for him i would not be opposed hehe…i agree there’s def a lot of diff ways to go with him!! truly a very versatile guy

i had to sell so many random dragons in the pursuit of getting like the really rare ones omg 😭 but yeah what they did to the poison dragon is a travesty it is SUCH a cute baby and such an ugly adult??

smash is so fun precisely because it’s so random…like what other game has bowser beating up steve from minecraft yk?? i miss playing as well all of my friends rn are mario kart players which don’t get me wrong mario kart is a blast but sometimes you just want to beat people’s little video game avatars up 😰

PLEASE OMG IT LITERALLY IS LIKE THAT like y/n saying everything completely straight faced like 😐 meanwhile karasu is like 😨😱😓 the whole time…she did not give bro a second to breathe 😫 POOR GUY SHE EVEN MADE FUN OF HIS NAME AS IF HE CHOSE THAT??? he’s lucky she didn’t say anything abt his hair fr

oh i was giggling writing that LMAOAOA…i feel too like it’s also a role reversal almost?? idk the power dynamics between them are so odd because they’re so nuanced based on their societal roles and whatnot and just when you think you have them figured out they throw another wrench in things 😩 but it adds sm more fun and flavor than just “big strong talented protective man and shy weak gentle helpless woman” imo!!

honestly i would not at all be surprised if this ends up being longer 😟 i think it just depends on how in depth i decide to go with the military stuff but honestly the plot i have planned spans several YEARS soooo expect to be in for a ride

OMG SEABIRD AHAHA that was like the first or second request i got for my event (and also ever) so i was really excited to write it even though lowkey i was like “sae 🙁⁉️” i got sooo carried away w it too (as you can tell by the 11k< word count KFJDJD) and it ended up being sm fun!! reader and sae’s relationship (as well as her little brother’s random cameos) was so silly summer cutesy so it rlly fit the vibe considering i wrote it in the end of may/beginning of june. ofc yk how i feel abt sae and the itoshi bros in general but i always try to set aside my biases when writing!! it’s my goal to write stories that you can enjoy regardless of the characters they’re for. and yes i really tried hard to characterize seabird sae as close to how i actually see his manga self!! i think his dry emotionless soccer-brained personality meshed really well w the reader’s which is probably a part of the charm he has in that story!! i’m glad you gave it a chance and ended up liking it though 💖

[biffhofosho]

OMG HELLO

I almost forgot to read this one!!! But no worries, I am here, ready to read and comment. Hehehehe

I can see how “Cruel” was the inspiration for this, the video is so “chef’s kiss”

Wow, they do hate each other, and I love it already

I am not ashamed to say i had to google hellion, not a word i have heard before, lol

She is indeed special, you got a thing for eyes, I might say

I love it how he is a sex demon and he is attracted to her so much, even knowing that she is one, too. I mean he might see sex as food, but I dont think succubus/incubus can feed from each other. In any case his thoughts betray him. 

“You’ve never been worth my notice, Andromeda,” he says.

THAT WAS REALLY CRUEL

I love it that they have history together

Sure, battles get you hard, suuuuuure

A forked tongue, you say?

I love the little glimpse at all the rules the demons have.

Ooooooooh, her chambers

I am gonna guess that neither of them have done this before, she confirmed it, but then he did not. 

So they can’t feed from each other, then this leaves sex only for fun

She is so sexy I am flustered

He loves her, dark desires of not, he can’t resist her and he wants more

He is just curious because it is her

oooooooh, chains

And he is jealous, he wants to be special

Breathlessly, Changkyun asks, “What do you taste like?”

Her smile is as wicked as she is. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

He does. More than anything, he does.

I AM SCREAMING

The description of his cock is… maaaan…… i can't take it

He is so cocky I can’t, she is putting in on his place and that pleases me

Andromeda is demon heroin. With one lick, he knows he will never be able to stop searching for the next one, and he realizes in one fell swoop that she has done to him exactly what he has planned to do to her.

OH HOW THE TURNTABLES

Oh, then it’s like lions not eating other lions….

I can tell already this encounter will kill me

I love that duality on her

And they’re kISSIng. Why is that soooo erotic???

I also liked that “role reversal” at the beginning, the succubus on top and the incubus on the bottom. Lol

Is he gonna fuck her tits????

Yesssssssssssssssss

Changkyun pinches her chin between his fingers and ensures her eyes meet his before his voice drops perilously low. “I don’t give them everything. You? You’re going to get it all, absolutely every last bit I can bury in you.”

Dsmvadmf’pdmfbp

Changkyun is just like any other demon—selfish, self-absorbed, and possessive—but he’s never actually owned anything. Even his room is a mere waystation between his last feeding and his next round of chaos. But now the only other creature he’s thought about in ages has given herself to him. He doesn’t know what to do with that.

This obliterated me

My god, there’s so many feelings in my porn this morning. I loooove that “demons who fall in love” trope, but I have never seen it happen between 2 of them

NO KIDDING SHARING THE HUMAN WAS THE THOUGHT THAT FIRST CAME TO MIND

So gooood, oh my, it was so good!!!! And the ending, yessss, yess!!!

Ok, choosing a favourite…..

Vixen - I really liked it, but I was truly afraid for Hyungwon’s wellbeing! Definitely the scariest of them all. The ambiance was simply perfection. Gothic feeling in a modern setting? Ticks box.

The voodoo that you do: I LOVE witches, the thought of magic being inherent in humans is something I relish and this was indeed just a glimpse of a much broader and rich Au with so many possibilities to explore. Also Gray is the woman of my dreams and I love her.

The heat of the night: I love my porn with a hefty side of feels and this delivers, it is shameless and also tender, the perfect balance that satisfies my soul.

Bad dog: I guess you can tell this was my favorite, cause werewolves, then we have stubborn people, chains, mentions of other monsta x members AND desperate fucking, primal needs, animalistic sex plus lots of feels, everything the Dr. ordered

In any case I will be very happy to read whatever comes next, but in the meantime I think I will read bad dog again….

I. SUCK. SO. BAD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. Wow. :(

Girl, yes, I have a thing for eyes! That's where all secrets are held. My favorite thing in the world is unlocking those secrets and exposing them. :D

Your stream of consciousness reactions are just always my favorite, friendo. <3 You processing the storylines as it comes--what you get right and what you don't see coming. It's fun.

Omg, I legit forgot how fucking smutty I made this story. What the hell was I on? *thinking emoji*

Yeah, I don't know if I ever remember demon x demon in any of the fandoms I've ever read, but it was fun as shit to write. I love exploring the idea of traditional villains experiencing feelings for the first time. Kind of a ho for that shit, tbh (if it isn't obvious). Kyun also felt like the right choice for the role--he's such a real-life demon. How I love world-building around these boys, too. *sigh*

Aw, your recap of all the fics at the end here. So worried for our Wonnie! But, come on, you know I would NEVER.

And, yeah, I still think I might be in love with Gray (and also Denarii). My girls living my dreams <3

You're right, I was SO surprised about you liking my werewolf fic the best (read: NOT).

Okay, so I was an asshole who didn't answer this in a timely manner, but I will say it was fun to relive these fics, especially now when I'm so far gone in a new AU. But I really went off the deep end in October. It's probably really embarrassing to admit that I already have four fics outlined for this years October vibes. >.> Something to look forward to, I guess.

Love you, girlie! You the best for always supporting me so much! A million finger hearts for you!!!

[meetmeatthecoda]

so I made the mistake of scrolling through your blog while I had "the music of the night" from the phantom of the opera stuck in my head, and I say mistake because now I am in PAIN wishing for a tbl-poto crossover of some sort, honestly anything lizzington with some phantom x christine vibes would be kinda cool ghhhhghghhh (although red would never drop a chandelier on lizzy. tom though...... 🤔) (but. ngl. there is some delicious potential to play around with red's part in liz's backstory vs. christine having the phantom as her dad's ""angel of music""... and maybe making the phantom's deformity related to red's burn scars?? idk idk idk but DELICIOUS POTENTIAL)

but uh. my agony aside, what do you think of that?! if you're a fan of phantom I would love to hear any au headcanons you have!! 😃😃

(if you're not feel free to ignore this sorey to bother you aaaaah)

xoxo 👻

Hiya, anon!! 😄 Firstly, can I just say that I'm flattered you were scrolling through my blog, in any condition? K, thanks 😍😍 Okay, secondly... OMG. A TBL-POTO crossover?!?! which btw I definitely read as tbl-potato crossover at first & I was maximum confused lmfao but HELL YES, SIGN ME UP 🤩🤩🤩 I love the POTO movie with Gerard Butler & Emmy Rossum, & the score is just to die for, all hail Andrew Lloyd Webber!! I went through such a POTO phase in middle school & it's still near & dear to my heart!! But omggggg I've never thought about it before, but you're so right, there is so much potential for a perfect Red role with the Phantom, with the father-related backstory & the burn scars!! And lmfao Tom dropping a chandelier on Liz is perfectly in character imo hahaha As you say, DELICIOUS POTENTIAL *elmo-on-fire.gif* Needless to say, I certainly am a POTO fan & my brain is whirring at the thought of headcanons!! Hmmm, I'm thinking... Liz as Christine (obvi), Red as the Phantom (double obvi), but I literally can't stand the thought of Tom or Ressler as Raoul bc he/Patrick Wilson is just far too hot & likeable soooo OH ARAM AS RAOUL DUH!!, plus maybe Meera or Samar as Meg, Mr. Kaplan as Madame Giry, maybe Cooper & Ressler as the two dudes who buy the opera house, & OH maybe Jolene or Gina (wow, #throwback) & Tom as Carlotta & her annoying hubby dude!! Am I forgetting anybody major?? Boy, this is fun 😏😁😎 Anyway, this is clearly no bother at all, thank you so much for bringing such a fun ask to my inbox, anon, I appreciate it so much!! And xoxo & ghost emoji right back at ya!! (very seasonal btw, extra kudos to you, tee hee) Thank you again, my friend, & much, much love to you, of course!! ❤️

[onbeinganangel]

wip snip ✨

ooooooooh lord okay, i wasn’t going to do this because i am not really actively writing and probably won’t be posting for ages, plus it feels kind of silly to post snips from stuff i don’t even know if i’m gonna finish 💀 but here we are

thanks to @glittering-git @pennygalleon @teacup-tai @sweet-s0rr0w and @tackytigerfic for tagging me (and also for sharing, everyone is working on such exciting things omg)

have some weird harry/regulus (potential past sirry? or at least harry wishes there had been past sirry 😂 definitely past jegulus because i love mess):

Regulus Black is a very tall man. Harry knows this. Taller than Sirius had been, not as broad. Harry acknowledges this when he enters — saunters into — the room, how much taller than Harry he is, how obvious it is when Harry is sitting and Regulus is standing. But when Regulus sits across from him, back very straight and legs — so long, neverending — stretched in front of him, Harry can’t help but stare. How even under his robes he is all limbs, tall, skinny, all of him so long. Wildly, Harry wonders what Regulus would look like in a pair of jeans. A Muggle suit, if jeans are a step too far for Regulus Black. Anything that doesn’t hide him as much.

“What is it with all the black clothing and the ridiculous robes?” He asks, even though he had not really decided he would ask that out loud.

Regulus’ eyes sparkle, grey and foggy, and he answers, simply.

“I have been in mourning...”

Harry knows about the customs. How Molly had worn black for a year after Fred’s death, how much of a relief it had been to see her put one of her colourful knitted shawls back over her body once the mourning period was over. Harry’s stomach churns at the thought that Regulus did, after all, mourn his brother.

“… since 1981.”

Oh.

Regulus’ expression puzzles Harry. He shifts in his seat and across from him, Regulus crosses one long leg over the other, hooking his ankles. A sliver of moonlight-white skin appears for a mere second, above a black laced up boot. Harry’s mouth is suddenly so very dry.

tagging @opalesqueopioid @fw00shy @softlystarstruck and @thesleepiesthufflepuff if any of you have anything fun to share 🥰 (sorry if you’ve done it already, i’m a little out of the loop, oooopsies)

[sailorhyunjinz]

omg what about perv!seungmin? i feel like he would b pretty secretive about his thoughts but his mind is WILD like you would never guess what dirty thoughts he has

OOOOOOOOH so so true tho,,, AIGHT perv!seungmin here it is~

warnings; perv!seungmin, exhibitionism, voyeurism, shower sex, car sex, cum eating/cum, mutual masturbation

as you said, you would never guess what kinda perverted thoughts he has

the first thing that comes to mind is magic mirrors,,,??

thats probably not what they’re called but yk those mirrors that look regular to you but a person on the other side can see everything but you cant see them?? THOSE

put that shit in the shower

gets turned on the idea on you not being able to know if he’s there, watching you shower or nah since you only see your own reflection ;))

OH and also since we’re on the topic of showers

SHOWER SEX (not that pervy but ya know)

but many times he wont even fuck you?

he just likes being this close and being naked with you, seeing you vulnerable makes him calm,,,, and hard-

so yes, let him bend you over, pounding it from behind as your cheek is pressed up against the fogging “mirror”

gets so turned on by you watching your own fucked out expression

tongue poking out and face hot LIKE he can nut on the spot

cums so deep inside of you 

CAR SEX (once again, not that pervy but we gon make it)

hard enough that the entire car shakes

and also doesnt choose like a remote place since its almost like he wants to get caught

i sense a bit of exhibitionism and voyeurism from him

mostly voyeurism 

the type that will watch you masturbate or asks you to masturbate infront of him

there’s no use being shy, it only makes him hornier

will like,,, sit in a chair and instruct you on how to move your fingers and asks you to spread your legs wider

he needs the entire view yo

mutual masturbation because of course he cant just sit there watching you, he needs to join the fun

and of course, since you’re there, he needs to cum in your mouth 

you better swallow it, if not then expect to not walk for a week or get a complaint from the neighbours OOPS- 

a very loving but,,,, very interesting boyfriend HASHASAHS

[shadow--writer]

bro do you think i could get like,, a coffee shop (or bookshop) au headcanons for the main six? if you're comfortable with that ☺️✨

Ah coffee shop/bookstore aus are my favourite I love them! I hope you don’t mind me going wild on my favs (Julian and Muriel) lol

Requests are still open! And asks about my new MC! Send em in!! (also fic requests are open lmao)

Main six x MC coffee shop/bookstore modern au

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Julian

You work at your local bookstore and this very hot doctor comes in almost every week 

You don’t know why, but you’re curious as to why

He always comes during your shift, asking for new books, books on medical treatment, old history, history on leeches, types of leeches, birds and birdcare

The first time he came in when you locked eyes he fell over

You and your coworkers started a little bet to see what he’s coming in for next 

But he doesn’t come in the next week

Or after that

You hate to admit it but you’re starting to miss him. He never failed to make you laugh with his strange requests

The past few times he came in he was always a bit red

But his face lit up whenever he saw you

You started crushing on him and now that he hasn’t come back for a while you’re...a bit sad

Next time he comes in is when you’re closing up

He’s out of breath, wheezing on his knees

Amused you let him catch his breath

“MC...I’m sorry I haven’t come in a while! School and work got hectic and I didn’t have time-”

Shushing him gently you bring him inside, pulling out your secret stash of tea you keep in the back

Asking him what’s wrong makes him go bright red

Confused, you sit and wait

“Would you believe me if I said I fell in love with this cute bookworm who works in one of my favourite store?”

You’re a little hurt but happy for the person he loves. He notices the hurt and laughs

“It’s you sweetheart. I’ve seemed to have fallen for you.”

I’m sorry, but after he confesses he would totally steal you just to make out with you behind the science textbook section (....I might write this wait)

Asra

Asra works at this sweet little tea shop that you like to visit every so often after work/school

He’s the cutest barista and you always smile when he’s there

Slowly you’ve warmed up to one another, him bringing you your favourite tea with a little note

Don’t hit on the baristas, but he might make an exception just for you

He adds some stuff to your tea to make it special and he always gets excited when he sees you come in

When you stay late he breaks out the coffee to help you stay up studying/working

He’ll spend time after work just to talk to you

He smells good like cinnamon and tea leaves

If you fall asleep he’ll let you sleep a bit while he closes up, and then wakes you before he leaves

He really enjoys your company, and you always brighten his day when you come in 

Days you don’t come in seem to drag on and he’s a little lonely 

Oh no

oh no

he has a crush on you now

But you bet your sweet arse you developed some weird outta nowhere feelings for him too

It’s why you avoided the tea shop, you didn’t want to make things weird

He sees you passing by and runs after you just to tell you

He really does miss you 

His confession is all a jumble. “MCILOVEYOUSOMUCHPLEASECOMEBACK!”

He’s very cute and when you go back he’ll make you a latte with snake art

Nadia

Nadia works at a cute little bookstore with a small cafe off to the side

It’s not very popular, just tucked away but it has a very nice atmosphere

They make the best pastries and have the best espressos

The first time you came in Nadia was there and willing to help 

She misheard you and sent you to the wrong section but she was too nice so you felt bad

Later on you tell her about the incident 

She is so embarrassed but it’s sweet

She finds your compassion so very sweet 

Some days you’ll come in just to study for school or read a book over coffee

She likes talking with you (distracting you from your schoolwork and her from her actual job. The manager doesn’t mind)

She handles everything with such grace it’s hard not to fall deeply in love with her

Sometimes you’ll come in just to talk to her 

It’s about when she starts to fall for you too, making your guyses interactions a bit awkward but still very sweet

She confesses by kissing you behind the bookshelves, she tastes like bittersweet chocolate and coffee 

When she pulls away you are bright red, making her giggle. 

“Consider it a thank you, MC. You’ve made my days so much brighter just with your smile.”

Oh my gods is she hot 

You aren’t gonna survive this 

Kiss her back 

“I...I hate to admit this, but I think I love you.”

Muriel

You work for a fun little animal themed bookstore 

Kids love it 

But one day this huge I mean tall and broad man walks in, hunched over, asking for a book on how to take care of chickens

Well that’s new you’ve never had a request like that from someone who looks...well, like Muriel does

But as always, you put on a smile and sweetly show him the way to chicken care

He’s so nervous oh poor baby 

He’ll grab your sleeve as you go back to the counter, his hair falling into his eyes but you can see how red his cheeks are

“Can...can I have some help finding a specific book? I...don’t know my way around.”

Of course you help how could you not

Soon after that he becomes a regular, and you learn he is in school to be a Vet and he has a small house up in the mountains 

Where apparently he has been saving animals

The first time you learn about Inanna was when he came in asking for a book on dog breeds

When he couldn’t find her breed he asked for a book on wolves

and you are starting to worry

But it’s okay he knows what he’s doing

As shy as he is, he falls for you fast and hard. Soon coming in with very poor excuses 

But it’s okay because you get to see him more and more, falling for him yourself soon enough

When you show him to books on bird seed, you kiss his cheek making him sputter

After a moment, he kisses your forehead, whispering ‘I love you’

And that was the day you knew this man was gonna kill you with his voice

Portia

Portia is this super cute barista at this fun energetic coffee shop

You are a poor hardworking person who needs their coffee fix

But oh my god Portia thinks you are the cutest most beautiful thing to walk through those doors

Her coworkers tease her but they let her act on her immediate crush

Looking up to this bubbly redhead holding your coffee, you fall for her too 

And soon you come in every week, sometimes three times a week

To study and get coffee

No...no other reason....

Portia is thrilled to see you in the coffee shop so often 

Eventually she leaves her number on the side of your coffee cup 

OMG no other person has done this in this au bwahahaha they’re all dumbasses 

She’ll confess with a few hearts in your coffee and a wink 

After work you’ll wait for her before pulling her along and kissing her behind the building 

Ah, young love

She’ll giggle and after this you come in more often and when she finds out where you work she’ll come to visit you

“MC! You came again! Welcome!!!”

Bright smiles and laughter 

Your day always seems better when she’s around

Lucio

You work at an old coffee shop with a fun rustic vibe and this man comes in so often 

Like every 

single

day

to order the same exact thing

The same exact super sweet coffee with two cookies on the side. He’s an odd one isn’t he

He’ll start to flirt with you right away

“Hey gorgeous, you make this all for me?”

Of course you did

That’s your job

Eventually you start flirting back and that’s when things start picking up 

Lucio catches major hardcore feelings

You’re that cute barista and he caught feelings for you

Unfair

You catch feelings too 

Eventually

He’s very blunt and flirty and..okay sure you kinda like that in him 

One day he was so aggressively flirting that you grab his shirt collar and plant a hard kiss on his mouth

Then get back to work as if nothing happened

Leave your number and winking face by his coffee

Ooooooooh man are you gonna get it after work 

;)

[slashingdisneypasta]

*cracks knuckles* you about to get all of them :3

You are so sweet and friendly, but you know where to draw the line. Some fools may call that rude, but I honestly think it's a good thing to have ^^

(This is actually one of my story ideas I want to publish into a book, I hope you like it) In a world where creatures live among, but not alongside, humans, there is a traveling circus where the 'monsters' are the main event. The circus is run by a greedy and uncaring ring master, who cares for his niece, the innocent and naive Clementine. She makes friends with two gentle giants, Belladonna and Ambroise, a mysterious yet frightful creature Violet, and a cold mermaid Calypso, despite her unkle telling her to stay away from his attractions. Will she be able to free her new friends and the other 'attractions'? Or will she fall under the ringmaster's shadow?

I follow you because your not only one of the only writers I've found on this site that writes for these characters, but you actually one of my inspirations to keep writing! (I may not have found your blog before I started writing, but your charisma and amazing stories have encouraged me to keep at it even during hard times).

... Manatee's are the most peaceful animal in the world, that the reason why there are laws to keep humans away from them, it's to protect the manatees, not the humans. Also crocodiles have been known to ride on manatees backs. Yes, vicious predators, will be peaceful with manatees. (I wasn't entirely sure what to give you for a cute message XD)

If we ever have the chance to meet in real life, I would love to have a horror movie marathon with you. I apologize if thats weird to say. (despite my love for the genre, I haven't seen many horror films, so your like a professional horror enthusiast to me XD)

Um... idk what you want to know about me, so you tell me what you want to know and I'll tell you in the replies (if you post this)

I cant even-

DUDE!!

Thank you, omg!! That's good to hear, I had some troubles growing up because I didn't know where the line is- so its good to hear I may have a good grasp on it now! ^^

I've already told you how much I love this idea but- like- I really hope you get the inspo and motivations to write it someday!! I can only imagine that it would come out spectacular in your writing style!! Which I am in love with, by the way- I would read Cassandra Clare's whole library if only you wrote them XD

*cough* my charisma?? Omg I have never imagined that i would have charisma- thank you! XD Haha. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you are way to wonderful and sweet. You inspire me too!! Like I said, I am in love with your writing style (Its so clear, and colourful at the same time. Makes you wanna read more and more!- ) and you seem to crank out new messenger drabbles all the time! Its amazing.

<3 <3 <3 Manatee's <3 <3 <3 They are now most defiantly in my top ten favourite animals <3 <3 So precious. I wanna see these crocs riding on their manatee friends backs XDD

Oh I am far from 'professional', but omggggg! I would love to have a horror movie marathon with you!!! That would be so much fun!! Not weird at all, man, honestly, that would be A LOT of fun! Damn, I really wanna do that now XD Maybe we can watch the same movie at the same time and message each other? XDD

Ooooooooh things I wanna know about you. What movies should we watch together? XD What's your favourite food? (Not a cop out question I swear, its the question I would ask Robert Englund about Freddy if I ever met him! Haha) And also, do you prefer the old or the new Negaduck best / Why? ^^ Answer only if you want to/have the time! ^^

Have a wonderful day man! ^^

[apparently-i-like-mcyts-now]

HHHHH IM LATE

TFTSMP: Haunted Mansion liveblog

oooh tubbo and ranboo are twins JFIDOKE

dream is francis?? okey

PORKUMS FJJSIWKJEF NOOO

OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY

Francis really wants to fight man,,,

Gump!!!

3 and a half stars airbnb lets go

Francis really wants to throw hands

truth or dare??

oh its duck duck goose

GOTTA GO FAST

god the foreshadowing

ASH IS A GAMBLER JFJFIOSOW

all of them trash talking karl,, L

noooo gump is getting bullied :[

NOOOO GUMP

FRANCIS LMAO

He TOOK A SHOWER LAST MONTH???????

HUH GLATT????

BAD DECISIONS JGJFIOSOWKD ASH AND ZACHARY ARE THE BEST

chat going fragrance man

GLATT

the twins are the best characters fight me

GLATT IS A LANDLORD

"WHAT IS THAT STUPID HAT"

also mantopia????

THE TWINS GOD I LOVE THEM HHHHHH

rash,,,,, god

ASH REALLY DOESNT WANT TO STAND UP

ZACHARY,,,, ICONIC

GEORGE IS STILL RUNNING,,,,

GLATT,,,,,

"hes got stick knees",,,, the twins

porkums is 36 years old

poor gump nooo

uh,,,

bitcoin,,,

and glatt is once again an alcoholic

gump and rash,,, what are these names

ZACHARY IS THE BEST BOI

OH DAMN THE BUILDS,,,

the twins in the background

"My castle"

oh gosh the builds,,,

francis Really wants to throw hands

hhhhhh what the hell??

SCHLATT'S LAUGH JFOEOWOD

WHAT IS THE VERY SPECIAL BUTTON

THE TWINS IN THE BACKGROUND HFJDKEKG

(take a shot of water everytime i talk abt the twins)

"HE'S SENILE" OH MY GOD

"All the cool kids were doing it, i just wanna be popular :["

"BYE CONNER" "HAVE FUN" TWINS

connor is gone crabrave

"SIMP"

they dipped UDUSIIQJWKF

FRANCIS IS SUCH A DICK FJJDJEJEJF

SCHLATT IS SO FUNNY???

the twins really are the best

PORKUMS,,,,,,

THE TWINS REALLY WANT CANDY, HUH?

ZACHARY SUPREMACY

porkums is gone crabrave

the twins want haribos

"Connor brought us all together--where are they going?"

HFJDIKSJEKFI HE FELLL RASH NOOOO

THE TWINS,,,,

GUMP NOOO

nvm scchlatt saved him

ZACHARY AND ASH'S COMMENTARY IS SO FUNNY TO ME

NOOOOO GUMP

mans

"We should invest in landmines." "Yeah we can ask landmines for christmas"

1 in 7.5 TRILLION

THE SPEEDRUN MUSIC

FRANCIS CHEATING ARC /J

HHHHHHH

FRANCIS IS A SIMP

gumps bday pog

FRANCIS REALLY WANTS TO THROW HANDS

RASH FJKSKWKEG

EVERYONES SCREAMING

ASH MY BOI

ITS A BATTLE ROYALE

THIS IS JUST CHAOS

THEYRE JUST FULL OF ARROWS,,,,

THE TWINS ARE SO FUNNY

FRANCIS JUST WANTS TO THROW HANDS

GLATT

GREG IS SO BAD,,,,,

OH GOD

GJOSOWKEKOFOG THEYRE TOO CHAOTIC TOGETHER

"hi ash" "hi zachary" "i have lots of arrows" "mmhm"

Hhhhh the wifi

Poll pog which means someone dies

porkums is winning the poll

eyo no ads not subscribed check

chat has decided that the twins had to survive no matter what

PORKUMS IS GONNA DIE

FRANCIS WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE

JSCHLATT'S DEMONIC VOICE

HHHHHHHHHHH

OH GOD

PORKUMS IS GONE CRABRAVE

bababooey

THE SPEEDRUN MUSIC

NOOO GUMP

BAHHAHAHAHAHHAH GUMP NOOOO

DUDUDUUDUDUDUDU

HFJFIKWJEF SCHLATT,,,

FRANCIS REALLY TOOK THAT MINECART

YO THIS IS SO SCUFFED JFIFISIJEJF

THEY BROKE THE RAILS

GUMP

THEYRE STILL ON THE CARTS,,,,

chat has come to a consensus: do Not kill the twins

JOEY IS POPPING OFF IM LOVE HIM

POOR JOEY FJFJIDIWKW

FRANCIS FELL OFF FJJDKWKEJG

this is so scuffed

"ope there i go" twins my beloved

FRANCIS HAS EXPERIENCE JRIEIWKMRKG

wow

zachary is smart :]

francis parkour god

WIPEOUT POGGERS

wait the BACHELOR??????

man karl really flirts with all of sapnap's characters huh.

LMAO ALL OF CHAT IS GOING KRASH

SOMEONE EDIT THEM WITH THE SUGAR CRASH THINGY

omg poll number 2

istg if the twins get voted off i will scream

ISTG

HHHHHHHH DONT VOTE ASH

DO NOT SEPARATE THEM

Francis is winning the second poll

FRANCIS IS GONNA DIE

G L A T T

francis is gone crabrave

SOMEONE IN CHAT SAID KATNISS EVERDREAM JFJFIDKKEKEJG

FRANCIS EVERDREAM

"I miss his mustache already"

NO NOT ASH

WAIT ZACHARY IS GONE HELP NO

NOOOOO I AM ACTUALLY SAD

WAIT ASH EAIT NOOOOOO

THEYRE BOTH GONE NOOOO

oh ash is back

G LA TT

WE MISS ZACHARY

chat is sobbing rn

hhhhhhh ash is upset yall i hate this

RASH BEST FRIEND POG

LMAOO THEY REALLY JUST BE TROLLING GREG HUH

LMAOOOO

oooof

Potions

"i cant swim. wait nvm im a jock i can swim"

EGG?????

EGGGGG?????

theyre besties your honor

Poll time uh oh

I HAD TO STOP LIVEBLOGGING BC I HAT TO EAT LUNCH

greg is gone crabrave

dadschlatt jfjckc

THIS SO SCUFFED

MY GOD

OOOOOOOOH SAVE THEM PLEASE

DO NOT SEPARATE THE TWINS AGAIN

THEYRE DEAD

NOOOOO ZACHARY

ASH IN THE BACKGROUND HUHUHYHUHHU

THEYRE UNDEAD

OH MY GOD THE BOOK

OH MY GOD THE BOOK

iS THE BOOK??

BOOK??

HHEH??

Or???

Are they not dead??

huh???

either way the twins are united again :]

THE TWINS

awww glatt is lonely :[[

oh gosh

heh??

oh god duduududududu

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE LORE LMAOOOOOOO

its a good end poggers

IN BETWEEN POG

1st book: titled 1

ThE BOOK HAS A LITTLE :] the author is happy that karl is back i think

NOTHER BOOK!! Its titled 2

MORE THINGS ABT THE INBETWEEN

bedroom pog

THERE ARE MULTIPLE KARLS?

uhoh

third book is titled ????? and it says find a way into the portal

its more important than you know

next book has dont stray from the path written repeatedly

book 5 is titled 3

Apparently the inbetween is for all time travellers

oh god i thought he was gonna jump

6th book, titled ???? says to go under the tree

You cant afford not to

7th book says the same thing as book number 6

yo the birch tree,,

THERES A PRESSURE PLATE INSIDE THE POND

8th books says thank god you found it

9th says dont trust the castle and stuff its going to fast for me to type

OH THERES A ROW OF BOOKS IN FRONT OF THE TREE

all of them seem to say just stick to the path repeatedly

another book, this one titled 4

Its calls the inbetween beautiful and a time traveller's dream

credits!!!!

[seancamerons]

soooooooooooo i know no one asked for this but here is MY personal ranking of fave britney tracks by album from the top is my favorite and going down are my bottom songs or least listened to tracks lmao warning: you might disagree but this is all for fun (: who wants to do theirs? tagging @fredsythe i wonder what your ranks would be ! 

BABY ONE MORE TIME (one of my FAVES)

Born to make you happy

Deep in my heart

I'll never stop loving you

Sometimes

Thinkin about you

Autumn goodbye

I will be there

Stop remix drive me crazy

Album you drive me crazy

Email my heart

...baby one more time ( i always hate the lead single sorry it gets played to death)

sodapop

The beat goes on (is deadlast cuz it suuuucks)

OOPS ALBUM (this album is a wholeass bop not one bad track)

Don’t go knocking on my door

What u see is what you get

Don't let me be the last to know

Can’t make you love me

Stronger (has always been a fave)

One kiss from you 

Lucky

Where are you now?

Oops (oops why is this so low when this song is so famous? I have no clue just go with it)

I can’t get no satisfaction 

When your eyes say it

Dear diary 

BRITNEY album

lonely

Anticipating

Boys

Cinderella

Bombastic Love

What it’s like to be me

I Run Away

I love rock n’ roll

Overprotected

Thats where you take me

Slave 4 u (iconique)

Boys remix

Darkchild remix of overprotected 

When i found you

Before the goodbye

Let me be

Not a girl not yet a woman (didn’t age well cuz she is definitely a woman not a lil girl anymore)

IN THE ZONE 

showdown

i got that boom boom

shadow

the hook up

breathe on me

toxic

me against the music

outrageous

the touch of my hand

brave new girl

early mornin'

everytime

BLACKOUT aka the hardest decisions for me like i can’t believe i did it!! My fave album hah

break the ice

ooh ooh baby

perfect lover

get naked ( i got a plan)

heaven on earth

Hot as ice

get back

piece of me

radar

gimme more

toy soldier

everybody

freakshow

why should i be sad

CIRCUS

Unusual you

Lace and leather

Blur

Mmm papi 

phonography

If you seek amy

Kill the kights

Womanizer

Out from under

circus

Mannequin 

Rock me in

Radar doesn’t rly count bc its from blackout and yeah

My baby

FEMME FATALE - omg also hard

How i roll

Seal it with a kiss

Drop dead beautiful

Up n down

Hold it against me

gasoline

Trouble for me

Inside out

He about to lose me

criminal

Till the world ends

I wanna go

Selfish

Trip to your heart

Big fat bass

Dont keep me waiting

BRITNEY JEAN (is my least favorite album - fun fact. I have like no favorite songs except tik tik boom and shit)

Tik tik boom

Perfume

It should be easy

Body ache

Work bitch

Passenger

Alien

Dont cry

Brightest morning star

Hold on tight

Now that i found you

Chillin with you (need i have to explain?)

Last but not least - GLORY

Slumber party feat tinashe (for once a actual single is my top)

liar

Man on the moon

invitation

Make me ooooooooh

better

swimming in the stars

Private show

Do you wanna come over

Love me down

clumsy

Just like me

Hard to forget you

Just love me

If im dancing

Coupure electrique

havent heard matches yet? im terrible

[mapplestrudel]

Ooooooooh, there's a new mind baby? Who is Crimson? What are they like? Would like to hear all (if you want to share, of course)!

Miss Ladybug!

Thank you for asking! 💕💕💕

And sorry, answering took so long o_O I needed to get to know Crimson a bit more myself ^_^

Some first information came up in this answered ask, but new things have unveiled themselves since then:

Turns out Crimson is reaaaally good at sniping. Jaal of course notices this and gifts them an Isharay Sniper Rifle at some point and omg it fits like a fist to the eye (or rather a bullet in the head, in this case). Jaal had something engraved into it, in shelesh (but I’m not yet sure what exaclty), and Crim was just blown away by it and drew Jaal in a big ol’ heartfelt hug. Like, best. Present. Ever!

Now one very fun thing is, when standing far away enough from opponents - they won’t engage in fighting. So sometimes it may happen that Crim takes out a complete Kett or Outlaw camp on their own, because apparently the camp inhabitants are totally chill with their patrol partners getting blown out and ragdolled across the field (or maybe it’s because I’m playing at super easy mode because I don’t have time to die over and over again xD)

So yeah, fav weapon is definitely the Isharay, closely followed be the Sandstorm Assault Rifle and the M-90 Indra.

Apart from that, Crim’s most used skills on the field are Incinerate and Overload, likely in combination for a lot of boom.

Crim also likes to take Peebee’s Remnant VI out for field trips and exploration. They called it RemnAnton Steele, or just Anton or even Tony for short, even though Peebee calls it Zap (which is cute, but, like, not a pun xD). The Crew worried a bit when they explored the huge Remnant Starship on Elaaden. Because what if something zapped Anton and reprogrammed it with old Remnant routines?! Nothing happened fortunately, but the question lingers, what if?

Profilewise I’m advancing them as Infiltrator, based on Tech and Combat. Started out as an Explorer/Jack-of-all-trades, with biotics in the mix, but then sniping became too much fun, and I respec-ed and now there's not an iota of biotics in Crim.

… That got more game-mechanical than expected, hope it wasn't to boring ;)

Thank you for reading ^_^ 💕

[katherine1753]

2! 6! 22! 30! >:D

2. What are you obsessed with right now? A really really amazing fandom crossover AU that @starknjarvis27 has been texting me about today that idk if she wants revealed to the internet because maybe she will write it into a real fic if I ask very nicely lololol And also my little dog And also the johnsquared ship/fandom as a whole  And also the Terror Big Bang fics that my wonderful author partners have written that are being revealed next week so I can’t say anything about them yet (I did the art and it was very fun!) And also @slow-burn-sally‘s current fic omg omgggg (Aziraphale and Crowley’s memories get erased and I am SO INVESTED here is the first chapter: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25926964/chapters/63015955 )

6. Describe your dream home. Ooooooooh cozy. Warm. Lots of bookshelves, perhaps a secret passage, a very very very massive fishtank and/or pond, a fireplace, a window-seat, a large porch, a nice way to display my dvds... I really love the look of like old victorian style homes but I think I’d prefer new-that-looks-old just for like maintenance purposes and such. Maybe a little garden, a nice kitchen. I’d really love to completely cover the walls of a room with bookshelves and make a little library for myself. 

22. Tag someone you think is hot. Oh gosh the people I’m mutuals with that I’ve actually /seen/ are either acquaintances I’ve met briefly and it would feel weird to just suddenly tag them and say they’re hot, or they’re friends that I would easily call beautiful, pretty, lovely, etc but hot just feels...idk it’s /different/. And then I follow a couple blogs where the people are like models or cosplayers or something and they have 0 idea who I am so I would feel very awkward just calling them out being like hey you’re hot...so I’m going to go with @taylorswift because 1, she’s beautiful, and 2, she gets so many tags daily there’s no way she’ll see this lol (sorry nonny!)

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message. ........nonny, listen...if I’ve been too shy to message them then I’m way too shy to tag them lol idk tagging makes me even more nervous almost? I’m too shy to message some of my irl friends ok. I would like to talk to the small group of johnsquareds/jsamn fans (or talk to them more) and I’ve joined the discord and that itself is a big step for me I am very shy but very much want friends and it’s hard. I’d also love to talk to more good omens people because the good omens fandom is so nice and fun :) 

thank you for the questions! <3

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x09 Commentary

Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.

Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.

1 2  3  4  5  6  7  8

14x09 The Spear (mid season finale)

Zeta: W   T   F, I’m scared

-Music too happy to be on Supernatural [ camera slide to blood] and here it is.

Zeta: of course

- CRUNCH. and those are some ugly ass teeth, like...prop ugly ass.

- Here comes Michael.  Eyebrows on fleek.

Zeta: I like the clothes

-I like the view

-[ enters Garth]

Zeta: aaaaah Garth

- “A bit scrawny and a bit familiar”

- OOOOOOOOH NOE

AH I KNEW THAT, he’s so bluffing.

Zeta: he better be, I can’t hate Garth.

-OH my gosh he’s a dad . Look at that cute face.

- *CRUNCH CRUNCH,  not enough crunch *adds more*   

-AHAHAHAAHAH 

-I LOVE HIM

Zeta: i hate cereal

- Yeah me too I can’t eat them , yuck, much less with milk.

Zeta:  Hi dad.

- C: Damn it Jack, you are so like your other Dad

- “...this is not what it looks like “

- Ok but whose hat is that?

C: I know it’s been a tough couple of days but-

J: you mean me dying and coming back to life?

- A right of passage. DYING.

-You are a full grown lying Winchester now

- Oh right the others don’t know that the Empty invaded Heaven.

- Castiel snort when Jack talk about Heaven is heartbreaking for me. And the little peak he does until Jack answer him is so,...Dad

- C: I just don’t want them to know

Zeta: Of course you don’t

C: “They don’t need that burden, you don’t need that burden”

- why are you so selfless .

C: I just don’t want my husband to know because he’ll kill me and send me there before my time.

-YEAH EXACTLY, my precious little angel.

Zeta: Given myself permission

-I bet the writers scan the fucking tumblr , we all wrote something like that somewhere.

- Jack: I’m sorry.

WE ALL ARE

- At least we have Krunch Cookie Crunch .

Jack: ...did you take the decoder ring out the box?

- HOW IS THAT 40+ YEARS OLD MAN SO CUTE?

- omg I can’t deal with this.

Zeta: Cookietacular

-I knew it

Zeta: yep, I hope they won’t catch him. 

Zeta: Balls

-i’M SO WORRIED, i’M SWEATING.

Zeta: Of course Sam, wtf with their hair

- I’m loving Dean’s optimism, can’t wait to have that crushed later 

- K : Sam, Dean ...

- AND CASS

Zeta:of course he dropped the egg.

- Cass deep menacing voice is tingling my soul

Zeta:  He PaID eXtRa

- S: We appreciate the gesture

  D: dO We?

- Dean’s like : look what you have done, you upset my husband, now he’ll be grumpy for days

- Please don’t touch my Garth. SLAINTè!

Zeta: he swall- Press pause, the bell!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

- oh....ok...I’ll .....just wait here then.

Zeta: ok resume.

When you have to sync again:

-------------------------------------------------------------

Sam smiling while thinking of crime 

-Gaaaaaarth mah man

Both: Merry freaking Christmas

- ooooh They wanna cage M.

-ROAD TRIP

Zeta: i...NEED ....THAT....CAR...

- Oh look it’s my Destiel fandom right there.

-C: I didn’t even wanted to punch your face the entire trip, you are in a good mood

Zeta: big no string attached win

- [sweats profusely]

Zeta: Sweet innocent summer child.

I love two matchy husbands

-SNAAAAARL

“and I kill him”

both: I’m good.

-shut your bitch mouth.

Zeta: Fun porn. I meant gun porn

- that works too. Look at that hand sliding up...yeees yeees....do that again, slower.

- I for once , I want to see Castiel with guns and tearing shit to the ground I swear I’m gonna die that day.

-Omg, CUTE...CUUUUUUTE  Jack with his Santa’s jacket I love him so much. MOST PROTECT.

Zeta: breaking into the post office. MY SON, 

both: PROUD

Zeta: shut up 

-shhhhh it’s my husbands time. 

- Look at Dean embracing the skinny jeans. FANSERVICE

Zeta: Happy holidays. Yeah...NOPE.

- We can’t have nice things on supernatural.

-Stop hitting Sam on the head 2k18-19

- You know what I like about Micheal?.....he’s not stupid like the other baddies. Of course he was onto Garth, I mean...come on.

Zeta: there goes the egg

-Stop hitting Sam on the head 2k18-19

Zeta: stop throwing Sam against walls and stuff

Castiel asking that quickly if he was Sam calling . gold.

“Garth let’s talk”

- LET’S NOT

- Look at that fucking scared face.

Zeta: Duh. Don’t you hurt my husband

D:” well then you’ll just have to kill me”

-my idiot husband

Zeta: Liar

- He does that

- Cas does it too. Look at him go.... so proud

-When you and your boyfriend lie together.

Zeta: He’s a Winchester now, of course he does

-Full grown one

Zeta: Respect

-A WIN

- A NON WIN

-Don’t you go in there alone. I’m enjoying this Cas behaving like overprotective brother Dean on Sam. 

Zeta: Stop hurting Jack

- M: Oh but Jack we are family

  M: eons by eons

- No thanks

Zeta: They’ll come for me

- He literally can’t wait for them to come

Zeta: Excellent

- AMAZING

-GAAAAAAARTH OH PLEASE DON’T 

- OH thank fucking god. I need water.

Zeta: Thanks for waiting for us. 

- Castiel tenderly healing Jack. EXCELLENT

Zeta: Dork

-Love it. 10/10 such skills

Zeta: Impossible odds. Feels like home

-ODE TO JOY PLAYING

Zeta: Fuck

- O   M   G THE SLOW WALK. 

- AND LOOK AT SAM’S THIGH MAKESHIFT HOLSTER

Zeta: Cas in the front

-CAS IN THE FRONT....FROOOONT....I’M CHOKING. Call 911

Zeta: Sam in the back

https://ain-t-bovvered.tumblr.com/post/181117151506

-Oh Mich is nervous. Why so fidgeting.

- “Caaastieeeel”

Zeta: Cas as bait

- ...i ‘M ANGRY , but then....well...he is the strongest among them so....I guess.....BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE THAT. stop hitting my baby

-Dean using the spear.....YAS.....HOT.

-you let me in.

- SNAP

-OH

-Wait let me fix it in Supernatural style 

WHAT

Zeta: Fuck......noooooooo

-OH HELLO

-When I gave up Dean, you didn’t think to question it?

-OH DAMN... why...why does it looks like he’s scolding me like a teacher or something...omg.

-Dean was...resisting me. He was too attached to you, to all of you.

[AGGRESSIVE FLASHBACK TO DYING CASS]

Zeta: Squirming

- DAMN I LOVE M!DEAN SO MUCH

- omg look at that asshole, so smug, so proud of himself...amazing

- Crush and disappointing him so completely that this time, he’ll be nice and quiet for a change...buried

Zeta: This is doing things to me

- to quote Micheal Dean: To you, to all of you.

-don’t.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT, BITCH WHAT THE HELL.

did M just pulled a Thanos?

Zeta: Bitch I died

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If you want to get tagged in the future ones send an ask HERE or to @waywardbaby or a smoke signal, idk whatever I’m tired af.

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[killian-whump]

OUAT 3x03: Rewatch Liveblog

Hey guys! It's me again, back with another liveblog of, uh, me watching another episode of Once Upon a Time.

This one is episode 3x03, called "Quite a Common Fairy" - which means, you guessed it, we'll be meeting Tinkerbell in this episode :)

Let's watch, shall we?

...and we return to the dark jungles of Neverland.

Seriously. Why is this arc so damn DARK? It makes for good atmosphere, yes, but lousy GIFs and caps :/

Is there something wrong with me that I find that lantern David's holding kinda... hot? I don't know, it's just... old fashioned and rugged and outdoorsy and... I just find it really aesthetically pleasing, the way he’s holding it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA EMMA JUST TOOK A WET LEAF TO THE FACE

Awwww, Hook got it a second later, but they barely showed it :(

WHY BE IN THE JUNGLE AT ALL IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET US WATCH HOT PEOPLE GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH WET LEAVES D:

"If Pan's camp keeps moving, how are we going to find Henry?" Gooooooood question.

Oh, so I guess that perilous ending of 3x01 with Pan’s ominous “Let’s play!” as the Lost Boys advanced on Henry was a baseless tease, after all. Here’s Henry sleeping peacefully under a tree, not even a bruise on him.

Henry: "I don't like apples." Pan: "Who doesn't like apples?" An excellent question.

"I call it target practice." So menacing, whilst holding a crossbow inches from Henry's face. SO OMINOUS!!!

SURELY THIS WILL BE PERILOUS FOR OUR DEAR HENRY!!!

There’s no way this will be another baseless tease or anything.

Hey, I recognize this castle from the time we were in the middle of bloody damnation and they decided to cut to another scene somewhere in another realm that was nowhere near as exciting and I almost threw my mouse through my monitor.

AKA: Rumple's old place.

Bae, something tells me if dear old dad had something to make a portal with just hanging out in his cabinets, he wouldn't have needed a big convoluted plan to turn Regina into a villain and have her cast a dark curse. Just, you know, spitballing here. Just having some thoughts. Just saying.

Awww... Roland <3 One of the tenets of Once fandom: Roland <3

Hahaha, Snow. "Have you even been listening?"

"I fear such an attempt would end in your death... and more importantly, mine." Another classic Hook line <3

Oh, Emma. You poor soul. "Tinkerbell?!" Hook: "What, you know her?" This shit’s hilarious.

Oh no. Sad Regina flashbacks. Feels incoming... D:

Go ahead, Rumple. Just invite yourself to dinner. Sure.

Rumple: "Roast swan, hehehe! That's amusing. You'll get that later."

OH LOOK, GUYS, IT'S TINKERBELL

"Snow White? That's her name? Even I think that's a bit precious, and mine's Tinkerbell." Haha :)

Regina: "She had my fiance killed." Well, that's not exactly how that happened, but... no, you know what, let's just go with that for now.

Oh, hey Regina, you dropped something...

Nevermind, some creepy woman in the jungle picked it up for you.

HOOK'S HOLDING THE LANTERN NOW

OH SHIT, THERE'S TWO LANTERNS

HOOK AND DAVE ARE BOTH HOLDING LANTERNS

What the hell is wrong with me?

Regina: *catches up* Regina: "Emma! There is another way..." Emma: "Is there?" Regina: "Magic!"

LMAO The way she says it, tho. It's like a late night infomercial salesman: 'It cooks, it cleans, it'll blow your freaking mind - it's magic!'

Someone please tell me that Regina suggesting magic was a meme in the fandom during S3, because if you lot weren't photoshopping her into everything everywhere with "What about MAGIC?!" speech bubbles, then you're all a disappointment to everything ever and I'm never speaking to any of you ever again.

Emma: "Didn't we just go through this?" Yeah, about five times per episode AND IT ONLY GETS FUNNIER

Regina: "You think it's the best plan because your boyfriend came up with it." Emma: "My boyfriend? HOOK?!"

Snow: "She just lost Neal." Regina: "Sorry." I'm just too perceptive for my own good.

Oh, gee. We're back with Pan and Henry. Oh no! Pan's poisoning the arrow! Felix is looking ominous! Henry's in big trouble n-

Oh. Henry's the one who's going to shoot the crossbow. So he's, uh, not in any danger at all, actually. Huh. Okay.

YES. Henry, good move. I mean, it didn't work out so well for you, but turning and firing at Pan really WAS a solid strategy.

Hook's still got the lantern. Oh wait, that's right, there's two of them, so he can always have the lantern.

OMG YOU GUYS, REGINA HAS THE OTHER LANTERN NOW

Seriously. What the hell, self?

Ooooh... Intense Captain Charming scene D:

Oh, fairy time, everybody!!

"You got big for no reason." That's what she said.

Blue: "I will be the judge of what is fairy-like!" SAYS WHO, BITCH

JFC NOW ROBIN HOOD HAS ONE

Was there a sale at the old timey lantern store or something? Does the director of this episode have a fetish for them? Is it maybe a thing after all?

You know, it IS a dick move to ask another dude to risk his son so you can go save yours, Neal.

Oh, shit. You're seriously going to play the "you owe me one because my dad saved your wife's life" card?! Technically, he didn't even SAVE Marian. Robin saved Marian and Rumple decided not to flat-out MURDER him for it. Not quite heroic. I don't think this dude owes you anything.

Emma: "What'd you do to her?" Ahahahahahaha, looks like Emma's perceptive too XD

Regina: "What? Why would you assume I did something?"

This is the best Swan Queen scene ever. I just decided this right now xD

THEIR FACES, LOL

Regina: "Okay. We have a complicated history."

Aww... "What the hell did you do to her?" "What I always do." T_T

Ahhhhh, the man with the lion tattoo...

Why does Tinkerbell run off, though? Haha, that's silly.

NOT AS SILLY AS REGINA RUNNING OFF THOUGH

OKAY, NOW THEY'RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHOT??

Ooooooooh, Tinkerbell's a nasty little fairy... XD

Snow: “It's just a place to sleep.” Emma: “What would you know about that?” Like, have you not paid any attention to the last two seasons of this show, Emma?!

Okay, Hook, honey, you have to stop doing anything and everything, because the way you're sitting on that hammock is making me want to send a nasty little fairy after you.

I blame all these lanterns.

Regina bondage! Yay!

"About time you woke up." Bitch, you're the one who put her to sleep, and that was like, 5 minutes ago.

Regina: "How the hell did you get like this?" Tinkerbell: "I met you."

Regina: "You're a terrible fairy." Tinkerbell: "You didn't go in, did you?" EVERYBODY'S SO PERCEPTIVE IN THIS EPISODE

Pan: "Look at the fun they're having." Ummm... They're throwing knives at the ground. It's not even a target. It's the ground. It's everywhere. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

Pan: "At one point, I had four boys with missing fingers. Cost of the game. They didn't mind." I mean, I would think they probably DID mind, at least a little...

Okay, follow me for a minute here. Peter Pan would actually make a great life coach. "You were created for a reason... and I can help you find it."

I mean, at least LOOK at it, Henry. Aren’t you even curious?!

Umm. Seriously? That's all it takes for a kid to summon a shadow? "I believe"?

Like, kids would be summoning them left and right on accident. At least have some kind of noun on that shit. "I believe in Neverland" or "I believe the Cubs will win the World Series again before I die." I mean, seriously.

Man, them shadows are creepy ass motherfuckers.

Well, here's a touching Robin and Roland and Mulan scene. Shame that Roland will NEVER SLEEP AT NIGHT AGAIN after seeing that creepy ass nightmare come to life. I mean, aside from the fact that he’s sleeping right now.

Also, wouldn't you at least put him to bed in another room or, at least, under a different window? Those fuckers COME BACK you know. We saw that last season, when they straight up STALKED the Darling family.

Dude. Mulan. Honey. You should've just told Aurora how you feel. I always kinda OT3ed you lot, anyhow. The “Left Behind in the Curse” Bang Train left 28 years ago and you were all on it.

I love how everyone's got their weapons at the ready and Hook just shoulders his sword and looks around non-chalantly, like "lovely weather we're having here in the jungle..."

Mmmm... The looks they give each other... TINKERHOOK LIVES :D

Yeah, there you go. Knew you'd look, kid. I mean, how could you not?!

Hahaha, this is why you have to be careful with drone deliveries. They just drop your packages wherever they want to.

"Welcome home, Baelfire." You're not creepy at all, Felix. "Pan will be so happy to see you." I bet! The only thing that crazy motherfucker likes more than tormenting children and hot pirates is tormenting his own family members.

CS coconut scene <3

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ROBIN HOOD HAS THE LION TATTOO

...and that's a wrap!

PEW PEW PEW PEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

[dreamwritesimagines]

chapter 3, let’s go! probs gonna be the last i do tonight, cause it’s late and i have a lab tomorrow morning soooooo…. yeah…

my boy curtis!!!!! oh i love this man. he’s the only one with at least two functioning braincells. he literally runs a daycare for these kids (yes that includes frank, because i said so). honestly, we all need a curtis in our lives. he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s sensitive and he knows how to keep a secret.

the flashback made me tear up. they literally act like a couple. people perceive them as a couple. how blind can they fucking be?! also, maria, my darling, i love you so much.

‘what’s there not to afford, your hair products?’ SKITTLES, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE KILLER BLOWS. omg, love, might be one of the best lines in this entire fic.

not skittles literally saying that bill would only present to them the girl he’s marry and then being too blind to realize she’s talking about herself… come on girl, you’re supposed to be smart.

skittles is jealous that billy has a girlfriend. still willing to play blind, sugar plum?

curtis knowing when to mind his own business is something i need people to do in my life. gosh. good friendship. also, him commenting about billy’s love for the drama. this shit’s gonna become a recurrent theme.

ooooooooh right. the fiancé’s name is carter…. that’s so bland….. lol

‘i love you charming’ what is he, fucking toilet paper? skittles, come on girlie, you can do better than that.

the vibes of skittles and billy in a shitty bar are immaculate. she must look so out of place though. btw, what was her style? like how does she dress herself? we’ve seen what her mother makes her wear but not really ho she dresses herself, except that she refuses to wear jeans. does that means she rocks the pantsuits often????? please tell me it does…

not billy throwing shit about the fact that ‘his girlfriend is the only one who cares about him’. boy, she’s your therapist. she should be stripped of her licence to practice psychology/psychiatry just because of that, amongst all the fucked up shit…

they way they know each other and bounce of each other is beautiful. i wish i could have that but unlike skittles, my childhood best friend turned out to be an asshole that i am still forced to see almost every single day soooo yeah… (oops, trauma dumb!) the way that she knows not to push him because he will close up and ignore what she asks and the way he knows that she’s constantly living in shock.

skittles being in brand and shading the shitty beer as if she can’t see the ambiance… queen behaviour.

Omg loveeee you made my day with this, I can't thank you enough! 😱❤ you're amazing! ❤

Oh Curtis is the only calm and responsible person among them 😂

Loll they acted so much like a couple and I have this HC that after that night, Maria told Frank they would end up together ❤ And Frank was like "Too bad they're both oblivious idiots" 😂❤

Oh Skittles has no problem with dragging Billy 😂

She was so jealous even if she had an actual fiance 😂

Drama is fun though! 😂😂

I feel like she wears a lot of dresses and omg pantsuits?! 😱😱 Great idea! ❤❤ She would make sure to pick eye-catching pieces and always high heels 😈

Billy is still bitter over the fact that she wasn't at the hospital ❤

Awww I'm sorry to hear that! 💔 I hope things feel better honey❤❤

Thank you so much for this comment, it is incredibly nice of you! ❤

[jaylos]

alright i’m watching descendants 2 rn and i’ll document what i’m thinking as i go along (warning: spoilers, duh, also probably ship negativity towards jan/os and possibly ba/)

so yeah uh enjoy my unfiltered thoughts

- ways to be wicked is exactly what and where i thought it would be 

- right in the second scene there’s a tv broadcast with clips from what happened like 30 secs ago

- i’m not sure what to think of evie being anti-magic and like, so rule abiding.. (*edit: hmmmm, i think i kinda get it, but i’ll have to think about it a bit more)

- first appearance of carlos and jane already has me gagging how am i supposed to sit through this

- chad was mean so it’s okay that the movie treats him like a joke

- awkward reference to the first movie (not a lot of there there)

- why is jay not wearing a mask for this duel

- i want lonnie to stab me

- also what the fuck is this sport and what happened to tourney

- chad is a jerk bc every highschool needs one i guess (*edit: wow this movie really hates chad huh)

- oooommmmmyyyygggooooodddddd do jane and carlos seriously get no other arc than dancing around each other the entire time this is torture

- i mean i’m salty that this is how jane has to spend her screen time but i’m still glad she’s there at all

- “how to get out of the friendzone” or “how to make me eat dinner in reverse”

- carlos: “i was usually on the other side of [screaming]” ok wow just fuck me up

- ??why is chad so awkward???

- if carlos asked mal for the truth gummy it must mean he isn’t anti-magic and oh my god i’m so happy about that like

- first appearance and i already love the dynamic between uma, harry and gil movie pls don’t ruin this

- another awkward d1 reference (you can’t take me anywhere)

- “and i was giving you props for fitting in so well” honestly ben shut the fuck up omg

- evie: “she’s my best friend” you haven’t really been acting like it tho ngl

- why does no one recognize mal on the isle. she’s walking around being seen by lots of people and there’s not even whispering a la “is that her?” “why is she back?” “traitor!” do they not give a shit or

- why does she need curlers for straight hair?? what

- in the second book carlos was the only one who knew how to drive but let’s just never mention that again ever amirite

- chillin’ lika a villain has a fun choreography i like it (the song itself is meh but whatever)

- i love gil

- the whole movie could just be a back and forth between mal and uma and i would watch it

- so uhm. was there literally never a talk about bringing more isle kids to auradon like. were they thinking hey, it went really well with the first four but let’s leave the rest to rot on the isle. i mean did evie never once bring up how dizzy should come over too (*edit: ok so ben’s got an excuse for that but it’s hella lame)

- holy shit space between is so gay i can’t

- but that lazy ass clip show tho like couldn’t they think of some more choreo for those couple of seconds instead of reusing old footage

- and right after that it cuts to carlos and jay sleeping next to each other,,, this is mockery

- harry is such a bisexual tbH

- i love that they love lonnie 

- the green screens still look shitty lmao

- it’s going down is already kinda awkward but ben’s part is just embarrassing.. that auto tune omg..

- why is the wand supposed to work under the barrier? bc the barrier was made with it? ..still weird

- dude: “amazeballs” oh jesus fuck

- i liked the girl talk scene (tho i wish they didn’t call it girl talk)

- jay: “give it up for your new team captain” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

- ok carlos and jane were.....kind of.....cute......no pls take this heterosexuality away from me........oh no.........

- IS THAT LUMIERE I WANT AN ENTIRE MOVIE JUST ABOUT HIM OH MY GOD

- whaaaat the happ is fuckening at the cotillion??? is that a fucking dream sequence???????

- oooooh uma spelled him right

- ooooooooh it’s gonna be true love’s kiss right

- uma is so pretty tho she’s killing me

- so uma is retreating bc of ben’s lame ass speech lmao k

- evie: “i know a girl who would love to come to auradon” but fuck all the others amirite

- evie: “and there’s a lot of other kids” alright alright i’ll stop complaining haha (for now at least)

- no mal don’t give away your spellbook don’t stop doing magic oh come on fuck the magic ban fuck it fuck it

- another hella awkward song here we go

- carlos’ suit is so ugly

- ok the song wasn’t that bad

- but what the fuck is that kiss the girl cover (during credits) that was terrible. it could have been so great it’s one of my fav disney songs ever and all i get is a bad auto tune whateverthefuck. i feel cheated

yeah so all in all that was kinda underwhelming. i’ll probably make some more posts talking about it but that’s it for now.

meh

[janebennetts]

things have changed for me

This is nowhere near as good as the perfection from @jiilys and @alrightpotter but this was still super fun to write.

AO3

James Potter to but does Buzzfeed know which friends character it is in five random questions: approximately how many jelly beans are too many

James Potter: because I bought all of the bags in the store

Sirius Black: enough to fill a car?

James Potter: I think it’ll be enough to fill Claire

Sirius Black: “riding claire” wasn’t even funny the first time prongs

Remus Lupin: wouldn’t it be “riding in claire”??

Sirius Black: #exposed

James Potter: #blocked

Peter Pettigrew to i’m lizzie bennet and sirius black is way hotter than darcy: I don’t think this is going to work

Peter Pettigrew: and even if it does, will people even watch it?

Sirius Black: people watched it on the middle

Remus Lupin: you’re the only person on earth who watches the middle

James Potter: does anyone even watch our regular videos

Peter Pettigrew: true

James Potter to Lily Evans: you coming to help film?

Lily Evans: nope

James Potter: :(

Lily Evans: pathetic

Lily Evans: of course I’m coming to help

Lily Evans: I wanna get my hands on some peach jelly beans

James Potter: they’re gonna be stuck to the other jelly beans

James Potter: (if this works)

Lily Evans: peach jelly beans with obstacles

Sirius Black to but isn’t james potter more of a state of mind: prongs way

Peter Pettigrew: ???

Sirius Black: where are you

Sirius Black: duh

Remus Lupin: remember when you texted like a human being

Sirius Black: nope

Remus Lupin: me neither

Sirius Black to WAY PRONGS: srsly jim way

Remus Lupin: we’re standing here around a car looking like idiots

Sirius Black: u always look like an idiot

Peter Pettigrew: guys we’re right next to each other

Peter Pettigrew: you can just say ur dumb insults to each other’s faces

James Potter: sry m8s I picked Lily up and she wanted to stop for lunch

Sirius Black: oooooooh

Sirius Black: ooooOOOOOHHHH

James Potter: not like that

James Potter: we just had tacos

Peter Pettigrew: oooOOOOOH

Peter Pettigrew: dang it

Peter Pettigrew: im too late

James Potter: better luck making fun of me next time pete

Lily Evans to James Potter: I can’t believe those jelly beans actually melted and stuck to the car

James Potter: I can’t believe you ripped a chunk off and started eating it

James Potter: thanks for filming, by the way

Lily Evans: just call me Freddie Benson💋

James Potter to Sirius Black: she sent me a kiss emoji

James Potter: what do u think that means

Sirius Black: maybe she meant to hit another emoji

Sirius Black: like the nose bc u stink

Sirius Black: idk ask Remus

James Potter added Remus Lupin to the chat

Remus Lupin: christ

Remus Lupin: its like three am

Remus Lupin: i need my beauty sleep

Sirius Black: its not working

Peter Pettigrew to not like that, we just had tacos: WE’RE ON BUZZFEED

James Potter: ??!!!

Peter Pettigrew sent a link to These Crazy Hilarious YouTubers Filled A Car with Jelly Beans to See If They Would Melt

Sirius Black: they called us “crazy hilarious”

Remus Lupin: a woman in the comments said “they get paid to do this?” though so I wouldn’t say we’re famous yet

Peter Pettigrew: if we got paid to do this I wouldn’t have to work at starbucks

James Potter to i’m sorry for being right, sirius: i’m adding Lily to the chat  

Sirius Black: this is moving fast

Sirius Black named the chat JAMES POTTER WETS THE BED

James Potter named the chat WELCOME EVANS

Remus Lupin named the chat stop

Remus Lupin: come up with some better jokes padfoot

James Potter named the chat Group Chat

James Potter added Lily Evans to the chat

Lily Evans: wait

Lily Evans: why is ur chat name “group chat”

Lily Evans: who does that???

Lily Evans named the chat Freaks and Geeks

Sirius Black: i like her already

Lily Evans to James Potter: uggggghhhh

Lily Evans: talk to me

James Potter: bout what?

Lily Evans: anything other than vernon dursley

James Potter: whales have no sweat glands

Lily Evans: fascinating

Lily Evans: gotta go eat with the fam

Lily Evans: i’ll take a swig of wine every time vernon says “actually”

James Potter: you’ll die in five minutes

Lily Evans: make sure they bury me in prada

Lily Evans to James Potter: i habve a new pshilosophy

Lily Evans: ill flip a coin dfor every desicion so i don’t enmd up high strung like petunia  f

James Potter to Lily Evans: where are you

Lily Evans: crowns pub

James Potter: i’m coming to get you

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: why was lily sleeping on our couch

Sirius Black: so thats what the unearthly screaming was

Sirius Black: did u sit on her or something

Remus Lupin: no

Remus Lupin: (yes)

Remus Lupin: i hadn’t had coffee yet

Remus Lupin: it was dark

Sirius Black: uv still gotten more action than James

Lily Evans to James Potter: thank u for picking me up

James Potter: don’t mention it

James Potter: i would have taken the couch, u know

Lily Evans: i know

Lily Evans to APRIL THE GIRAFFE HAS GIVEN BIRTH: guess who I just met

Sirius Black: no

Remus Lupin: i can literally hear u laughing from ur room padfoot

Remus Lupin: that was not remotely funny

Sirius Black: i’m being joyful

Sirius Black: u already look twenty years older than u are

Sirius Black: u wouldn’t if you laughed a little

James Potter: can we stay on topic pls

James Potter: who did you meet?

Lily Evans: so I flipped a coin to decide whether to get a burger or go out to lunch with Petunia

James Potter: that is an easy decision??? u didn’t need to flip a coin

Lily Evans: but it worked out

Lily Evans: I went to lunch with Petunia

Lily Evans: (it was so fancy)

Lily Evans: and I met some YouTube exec who said they needed some “good, cleancut kids” to make videos and work with them and stuff

Sirius Black: and you didn’t lead with this?!

James Potter: excellent job lil!

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: so he’s already calling her “lil”

Sirius Black: better than “lily evans, love of my life and future wife”

Remus Lupin: so what’s with the whole coin thing?

Sirius Black: jim said she went out to dinner with petunia and vernon, got smashed, and vowed to flip a coin for all her decisions

Sirius Black: and now she’s sober and is too stubborn to change her mind

Remus Lupin: already calling him “jim”, huh?

Sirius Black: ours is a forbidden love

Peter Pettigrew to WE HAVE NO IDEAS: so what are we going to do for our pitch

James Potter: look at the name of the chat

Peter Pettigrew: but we have to come up with something

Remus Lupin: he’s right

Sirius Black: how about “girl decides to flip a coin for every decision”

Lily Evans: exploitation

Lily Evans: i like it

James Potter to Lily Evans: so come over around seven so we can start filming

Lily Evans: I flipped a coin and it says eight

James Potter: flip that coin and see if you’d like to come to dinner with me

James Potter: (but like, only if you want to)

James Potter to Remus Lupin: REMUS WHAT HAVE I DONE

James Potter sent Remus Lupin a picture

James Potter: she’s going to think im some “nice guy” who thinks he deserves sex just bc they’re friends

Remus Lupin: james, chill

Remus Lupin: tbh that might be better than her first impression of you

Lily Evans to James Potter: I don’t need a coin for that decision ;)

Lily Evans: pick me up in twenty?

James Potter: sounds like a plan

James Potter to Remus Lupin: YES

James Potter to Sirius Black: YES

James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: YES

Remus Lupin to I’m not a regular buzzkill, I’m a cool buzzkill: hey, we’re ready to go

Remus Lupin: Sirius has literally poured a pot of coffee into his mouth

Sirius Black: its true, i did

Lily Evans: we’re on our way

Sirius Black to Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin: “we’re on our way”

Peter Pettigrew: WE’RE

Remus Lupin: can we be mature about this

Remus Lupin: lol just kidding james must be freaking out

Sirius Black: wonder if they’re gonna tell us?

Peter Pettigrew: idk be cool

James Potter to are you driving a snail? it’s been twenty minutes: we’re pulling in

Lily Evans: we brought bagels!

Sirius Black to WITHOUT JAMES: she is wearing HiS SoCKs

Remus Lupin: they can’t possibly think we don’t know

Peter Pettigrew: omg

Remus Lupin: we should probably act surprised when they tell us

Sirius Black: what is right

Sirius Black: what is wrong

Sirius Black: i don’t know anymore

Remus Lupin: chill

Remus Lupin: I can see sweat dripping down your face

Peter Pettigrew: don’t u think they see us texting under the table

Lily Evans changed the chat name to why are we texting

Lily Evans: are you guys taking a vow of silence

Lily Evans: james already filmed a bit of me flipping the coin to decide my outfit and what to get for breakfast

Lily Evans: maybe my next decision should be deciding whether we should have an actual conversation

Peter Pettigrew: their on to us

Peter Pettigrew: oops I didn’t send that to anyone

Peter Pettigrew: haha

Lily Evan to remus we’re out of biscuits: alright, I finished editing our video!

James Potter: you angel

James Potter: too good for me

Lily Evans: I know

Lily Evans: I’ll get it ready to present to the YouTube exec too

Remus Lupin: thanks Lily

Remus Lupin to WE HAVE BEEN OUT OF BISCUITS FOR THREE DAYS: we need to talk about our pitch

Remus Lupin: more specifically, what we’re wearing

Remus Lupin: bc sirius, you did not need to order me seventeen boxes of clothes

Remus Lupin: james, you did not need to send me twenty pairs of shoes and fifteen watches

James Potter: we’re like robin hood

James Potter: except without the stealing

Lily Evans to James Potter: the pitch is at four, could you swing by my house about two hours before

Lily Evans: its more fun getting ready when there’s someone with you

Lily Evans: and then we’ll drive there together

James Potter: I’m starting to think you don’t know how to drive

Lily Evans: I do

Lily Evans: I just prefer going with you

Peter Pettigrew to never gonna give you up: that went well?

Remus Lupin: surprisingly

James Potter: I think we got the job?

Peter Pettigrew: MONEYYYYYYYYYY

Sirius Black: greed is a sin pete

Remus Lupin: says the man who actually tried to create a swimming pool of money

Lily Evans: drinks on me!

Sirius Black to are u sure u still want to pay, lily?: u guys have been on like two dates

Sirius Black: u don’t have to act married

James Potter: it’s called being in love

James Potter: u should try it sometime

Lily Evans: you’re in love with me?

James Potter: oh no

James Potter: shit

James Potter: I did NOT mean that

Lily Evans: you didn’t?

Lily Evans: that’s a shame, because I’m pretty in love with you

Sirius Black: gross