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Are you (guys?) trying to tell us (your followers) something *stares at your recent posts*
Yep!
#see this is what happens when Kari and Will are allowed to front together unsupervised#they decide that the best way to come out is by impulsively queueing a bunch of blatantly plural memes to our main blog#/lh /nm btw just in case anyone's worried.#About what I said about Kari and Will I mean.#We've known about the whole ''being a system'' thing for over a year at this point and were already decided we wanted to come out via memes#or a shitpost or something#a lot of the time the narrative is that systemhood is this Super Serious Topic and I mean yeah it is#but also it doesn't *need* to be that way all the time y'know#anyway#we've updated our pinned post with some info and a link to a site with some basic explanations of plurality and plural terms and stuff#and feel free to ask us any questions either about plurality in general or our own personal experience#endo safe
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You used to be able to exchange money for goods and services. Now you can’t do that. Because of broke.
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Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life
#Twin Peaks#Terrible captioning#Shit post#I posted something oh no#The little shitpost that could#2007 Definitive Gold Box for anyone who wants to know#Mine didn't include the postcards for some dumb reason
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changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.
I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.
Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.
No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.
But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?
#this is the sort of observation I make here that people#go off and write their thesis about#so while I’m not expecting to be the first or cleverest person to say this#if you do use it as a springboard#tell me if you get a good grade ok?#I’ll be tremendously proud of you#like if you take a shitpost and use it to craft deep attentive thought on something important#I just think that’s probably the most noble use of a human brain#it makes me want to take off my hat and slam it to the ground in inexpressible emotion#it’s a cowboy hat btw#and I say something like GOLDURN IT THAT KID SURE HAS DELIVERED.#ok so don’t deny me this#especially if you correct me after a long research journey#GOLDURN IT THE KID IS RIGHT!
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Just say no
#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#tma podcast#meme redraw#the web#if Martin made Jon wear this we might have had a different ending#tma fanart#shitpost#fanart#no little Archivist don't take the obvious metaphor for addiction that signals something terrible is about to happen#annabelle cane#hemidemi art
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Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.
#her head is like the sole part of her that looks human at this point#you look at a single bit of her skin that isn't covered by the zero suit that shit starts building your frenzy meter#samus takes off her suit and instead of something sexy you just start going catatonic from things your mind cannot comprehend#samus aran#metroid#shitposting#note: I'm fully aware some of you would still be into this#just saying
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To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:
A post in 2023:
A post in 2014:
A zoom out of the same post:
This is what a community looks like.
See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.
It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.
Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.
If you want more of something, reblog it.
#i said i wont ever rant about this bc it's unseemly but HONESTLY.#you simply cannot complain about not having enough of A or B or C and then never reblog / interact with the content you love.#If you LOVE something you cannot just leave a like and silently wait for more to happen#I know countless of content creators that simply stopped doing art/writing fic/making edits#You need to understand that fandom content is made FOR the fandom FOR the engagement FOR the entertainment and fun it makes.#If a content creator does not have fun IN the fandom-- why would they spend the scares free time they have on making this content?#And we're not talking about things that you don't like-- no one expects you to reblog things you don't like.#However I think it's safe to say that when a post has more than 5k it's not some random shitpost with no value.#tumblr issues#tumblr#content creators#buns.txt#something something please don't starve your local clowns
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this was fun
#you shit talked me under the table talking rings and talking cradles I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all dancing phantoms on t#e terrace are they second hand embarrassed that I can’t get out of bed cause something counterfeit’s dead#mlb#miraculous fanart#miraculous lb#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#adrien agreste#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste#I wanna tag this shitposting but I guess it’s not LMAO#feeling weird abt this 🤨#I’ve never done like a series of images so tummies thought it would be funny to explore the agrestes w/ this#always thought of Emilie as a musical gal idk
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✨The shroud brothers (and yuu) wish you a happy pride month ✨
#twisted wonderland#twst shitpost#ortho shroud#twst ortho#idia shroud#twst idia#pride month#you are matching with your gamer keyboard now idia !#ortho wanted to match too#asking the components to the science club because crewel is too intimidating for yuu/fred#making something beautiful out of curse flames#the component's aren't the exact versions but i didn't want to be too specific (and write more text about science I don't fully understand)#idk if some of these can be handled with bare hands uhh rip yuu if not...#ok fuck I looked it up DO NOT HANDLE POTASSIUM WITH BARE HANDS !!!#adieu yuu
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the line between fic and canon is so thin i have a hard time discerning which is the other atp
#fic IS canon for me idc#i'll read something so specific and just immediately go “yup that's canon”#hannigram#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal memes#hannibal shitpost#will graham#hannibal lecter#murder husbands
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harrow indirectly feels the warmth of another women for the first time (idk i thought it was really funny last night at 3 am so here we are)
#the locked tomb#tlt shitposting#griddlehark#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#my chest is too small to keep things in my bra but i imagine keeping something like keys in there#would be very uncomfy but you have to use your suspension of disbelief with me okay#teehee#praying to the tomb for no typos
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FNAF ruin ending in a nutshell
(Based off @/fallenchungus post)
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#fnaf cassie#fnaf mimic#fnaf gregory#security breach#fnaf ruin#roxanne wolf#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#been awhile since I’ve last done a shitpost 🩵#I PROMISE this is what happens in ruin#Yknow in canon the mimic is very mischievous so they would pull something like this#like if they did this fr I wouldn’t be shocked#fnaf ruin truly is the mimic doing the biggest prank on Cassie#CASSIE IS not having any of this either 💀#she didn’t go thru all that she did to be treated like this help
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Calypso, gesturing to herself and the rest of the suitors: Now, which of us will be the object of your attraction?
Odysseus, very obviously uninterested in any of them: Hm, wow, what great options. This is going to be so hard.
[Penelope walks in, hair disheveled and clothes ripped up. She is also covered in blood]
Penelope: Oh, sisters. I’m back from war.
Odysseus, with hearts in his eyes while he shoves every single woman out of the way: Hello, sailor!
#epic the musical#swap au#warrior!penelope#odysseus x penelope#shitpost#calypso#the suitors#epic the musical incorrect quotes#just a little something I thought of while writing the next vignette#may not be canon#but it sure as hell should be#odypen
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alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore
#mcu#xmen movies#xmen#xmen apocalypse#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#almost posted this to the wrong blog omg i wouldve thrown up#this dumb as hell forgive me chat#unrelated i thought today was sunday but no it's. 4AM saturday THAT MEANS ITS CHERIK POSTING TIME#i thought of binning this like five times but ive convinced myself i like enough of this to keep it#at the very least im making myself chortle at the mini charles in the corner. like yeah that about summarizes it donnit#anyway the reason why we're here. highkey just wanted charles to grab his waist SORRY#and this was the first thing i thought of so. Apocalypse But Erik Directs The Ending jvlkeajl#my god i was gonna say something else but. i forgot#oh wait no i remember hold on. uhhh something something charles shouldve fought harder or whatever erik said in dofp#dofp IS before apocalypse i know this but it applicable. probably. im not gonna think bout it on whats essentially a shitpost#ok im sleeping now bye. ive got more doodles i wanna do but my god im sleepy. or at least i should sleep
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y'all send my girl marinette your thoughts and prayers 😔🙏
#I am back with another twitter meme. help her#had this doodle sitting around for a few days now. since it's probably gonna be awhile before I can sit down and finish something better-#-I figured I'd post it :) representation (all of season 5 really) was WILD. cant wait for season 6!!!#lots of fun things coming up aaaaa#adrinette#adrienette#marinette dupain cheng#mlb#miraculous ladybug#froggy shitposts
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#shitpost art I just located in files from earlier this year haha#narumitsu#wrightworth#ace attorney#my art#i saw this meme and thought of them IMMEDIATELY#DAWG#I do not do shitpost art these days I gotta start doing it again#just something nice quick and fuunnn rather than a study or a piece aimed for being a print!! love doing those but the variety just feels s#HEALTHY#love u gay lawyers im writing a fic and im gunna make their first kiss be exactly this
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