#or dog juice

[dmndgs]

Hey tumblr give me the dog juice. I know you're hiding it. Give me the dog juice I just want yo go yip yip bowow arff arff awooga when I see a firehydent I need to piss already I just need the dog juice for the fur come on I know you're hiding it give it to me

[r26yz]

it’s you (despite everything, it’s still you)

[mintyeggs]

oh arthur, what has hunger made you do?

[tubes-ann]

I have a vision

Imagine what a conversation between any of these would be like. I personally think you should not stand too close to them.

[julykings]

the start of june

[patrothestupid]

guy really like grape juice

[loneliestcelebration]

Inu-tsuki, Inu-tsuki! Speak like a human, die like a dog!

[originalartblog]

Can you draw the tinies doing some cute, pretty please? I had a tough day but seeing them up to their shenanigans would help lighten my soul 🥺🥺🥺

two little boys on a rose, now it's a bouquet! 💐

[evilkaeya]

ADA Chuuya thoughts in my head He's everyone's favorite he's cool and nice and he shows up to work on time if not early. Kunikida cries tears of joy when he comes to work one day and chuuya is there before him. He shows Kenji cool tricks and brings snacks for Ranpo and Kyouka and gossips with Yosano and tells Atsushi about his pm days with Dazai and goes to cat cafe with Fukuzawa and EVERYONE LOVES HIM and it drives Dazai insane because 1. He's no longer the center of attention and 2. Everyone is trying to steal his chibi.

"Yosano I trust you to handle this case."

"Sure boss but can I take Nakahara with me?"

"Ranpo I need you to go to the crime scene."

"I'm taking mr. fancy hat with me!"

"Atsushi kun please look into this case. Take an agency member with you if you need."

"Oh then Chuuya san-"

"Atsushi kun I'm your mentor!"

"You can come along too Dazai san!"

Annoyed and grumpy, Dazai makes sure to be as much as infuriating and clingy as possible when they get back home everyday. Chuuya absolutely hates it. (He loves it. He loves the stupid bandage wasting machine to the moon and back but he'll never admit it.)

[chronocherry]

its bi month apparently

[tmos-time]

cringetober's neko (or other animal parts) day is giving me a chance to give dog theme propaganda about eridan; you KNOW he'd have some sort of internalized thing about dog symbolism from trying to join bec noir

[homochihuahua]

[lalovi]

Hello! Is it okay if I request Royal Margarine Cookie or Capsaicin Cookie x (gender neutral) reader who seems to be all strict and stern yet ends up being easy to fluster (sorry if this is long! But i hope you understand 😭😢)

AN: I hope you don't mind that I made this a multiple char fic- 😓

``I am not blushing!``

Multiple x GN! Reader

ROYAL MARGARINE, Affogato, Prune Juice, AVENTURINE, HEIZOU, DAZAI, Rui Kamishiro

Warnings: none

"Come now, there's no need to be so serious!" He grinned, lifting his head with an almost taunting aura.

You crossed your arms, brows knitting in annoyance. "We are not dropping this. Punctuality should be a priority!"

A low chuckle escaped him. "You won't forgive me for being only a few minutes late?"

Your expression only grew more agitated from here. The shamelessness of this man is truely extraordinary. Though as his gaze continued to burn into you, your confidence began to waver.

"I just think-" your eyes wander off of him and instead shift to somewhere else. Anywhere else, really. As long as it wasn't him since you knew his glare and Cheshire grin were all it took for you to break. "I just think you should aim to be on time."

He seemed amused by you.

But why? It's not like you said anything funny.

"Oh my... are you still not going to forgive me?" He inched closer to you; so close that his scent began to haze your mind.

Your mouth opened slightly as if you were going to respond, yet all that came out was a single, broken, shaky breath.

"Maybe you'll forgive me if I were to..." His lips met yours in an instant, and they lingered there for a moment before he pulled away.

"Sweet." He mumbled to himself.

You were a mess. You had just been scolding him a second ago, hadn't you? Why was he the one in controll now? And just why did you have to fold under his charm so quickly?

You covered your face with your hands in embarrassment.

His lips tugged into a snide smile as he observed your pathetic attempt at hiding the blush on your face. "Are you doing alright? You seem a bit redder than before."

"I'm doing fine." You still couldn't bring yourself to look him in the eye.

"Really? I thought my teasing had become too much for you and you had started blushing or something.."

"I am not blushing!"

His teasing grin only widened, though it seemed like he decided to drop it in the end. "Of course. You never get flustered, after all."

You didn't say much; only uttering a "you suck," under your breath to which he immediately began laughing at.

"Well now that we have this settled, why don't we start on the actual reason for our meetup?"

《☆》 End

[isatoru]

"the dog don’t bite bro swear he don’t bite"

the dog:

[anticidic]

Dazai doesn't just commit crimes against people, he commits crimes against coffee and humanity because what is this. So, he doesn't want an iced coffee nor a hot coffee. It needs to be lukewarm, but it can't have any ice. And he wants decaf with his milk and sugar. I'm just imagining the poor guy standing there blowing on the coffee for like ten minutes since he can't use ice. But also—the fact he has a secret, raging sweet tooth and doesn't seem to like the taste of coffee is precious. And that he wants decaf likely because he struggles with insomnia and needs all the sleep he can get, small as it is.

[peachyspaceslvt]

are people still interested in reading for Tangerine? i know it's been a while now and i don't see as many posts in the "x reader" tag for him these days, but i have so many wips for him that i fully intend to finish