okay i don't know if the hyperfixation will hold long enough for me to actually write this but au where everything is the same but the waylon house is just a bit more structurally sound. max doesn't die and is like 'thanks for this guys, is that the whole party or?' and everyone just sort of looks at each other like. well we don't want to anger him so what can we say but yes. and so the nerds and max end up hanging out for a night in the waylon house and the worst thing that happens is grace chastity is tempted to have a beer for the first time (she doesn't though. but with max offering it's very hard for her to refuse. or focus lol) max keeps giving them weird backhanded compliments like 'wow you guys are way cooler than you look, how'd that happen' which is not the best but it's way better than being beat up for daring to be in his line of sight, so they'll take it.
so they all hang out for the night, max is like weirdly chill and friendly, eventually he leaves and they're left standing outside the waylon house like. ?? what the fuck??? did we just befriend max jagerman???? the nerds are still apprehensive considering pete still has a black eye, grace is still boiling with religious zeal and repressed lust, and steph still doesn't really like him, but they can't help but remember how he said that trying to prank him was the nicest thing someone's ever done for him. and that just can't be true, considering he's literally the star quarterback and the main character of hatchetfield high, but.... the fact that he felt like it enough says a lot, doesn't it?
so they decide to leave the prank footage to gather dust and figure this was probably the best outcome they could have hoped for. who knows what they'll walk into at school tomorrow? maybe max will become a friend.
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I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.
Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.
To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.
*Outside Gryffindor Tower*
Snape: I'm sorry
Lily: I'm not interested
S: I'm sorry!
L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.
S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-
L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.
S: No-listen, I didn't mean-
L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?
*Lily leaves. Memory ends*
The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.
Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.
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i can't say i know much about history, wars, or gender roles i guess, but the idea of men and women being exactly opposed to war feels real silly. this might just be because i'm an american, but i know women love to support their husbands, encourage and support their sons to go join the military, and anything even close to criticizing the military here is generally met with accusations of saying u sympathize w terrorists (the enemy), and it's not a gender thing. i think if the settlers here were that freaked out, it'd make sense the men support ivar, but also i think a good amount of women would, too just because they're associated with the men wanting to participate.
yukimura doesn't bring it up in this chapter, but it kinda dances around the topic of race, in favor of focusing on gender, and i feel like that'd be more relevant than the patriarchy here. the fact that the norse don't know the lnu well and can easily call them different (bad) from them, would easily lead to them freaking out. i get the patriarchy is relevant, but yukimura repeatedly acts like women never support it at all, when i feel like its common for women to do so. i think women can even attack men for not upholding the status quo and even try and join the men in fighting against some Enemy.
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You are seriously my favorite blog right now. You opinions and meta for ikevamp are so spot on. You somehow are able to flush the characters more than the canon. I just wanted to say I appreciate all the time you put into your writings and I love everything you have written so far!!!!
In Comte and Leo we trust 🫡
Aww, thank you so much! 💛💛💛
Honestly I have no control over the brainworms, I feel like Ikevamp is so saturated with implications that extrapolating becomes so much natural fun for me. I started writing and analyzing (with no supervision to stop me, big mistake) and I'm still so fascinated with it. I can't believe it's been almost what...four years? Five years? Since I started playing the Japanese version where this all began. I'm frankly flattered a lot of people agree/like my takes, it makes sharing my work really rewarding in ways I never expected~
I don't always have time for more than Comte thirsting and silly quotes these days, but you're more than welcome to enjoy what I've curated here! I imagine I won't stop shitposting until the app is discontinued, and even then I'm not confident I'll shut up 🤣🤣🤣 Comte's the best baby girl I've ever known lmfao
o7 PUREBLOOD STAN OR BUST HELL YEAH!
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Josele meeting the Faust Family, part 2. Again featuring @marune2 and @lyranova's ocs.
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Josele, returning from a mission: Nacht, I'm hom-! (walks into the living room and stops)
Nacht, Discordia, Ida, and Heinrich are sitting around a coffee table.
Nacht: We have guests.
Josele: Clearly. It’s always a pleasure to host you, Discordia and Ida. And who’s the gentleman?
Heinrich: Oh I’m no one spe-
Discordia: Josele, my dear in-law, you have the grand pleasure of meeting the man to whom Nacht, Ida, and myself owe our lives.
Josele: (raises an eyebrow) Why would you three need to be rescued?
Heinrich: I didn’t rescue them. I just-
Ida: Gods, Josele, you’re dumb for assuming that.
Nacht: (frowns at Ida)
Ida: Anyways, this man is one of the first devil hosts! He’s from ages past! Before even the elves!
Josele: He’s what?!
Heinrich: Guys please, can’t I be introduced to her normally?
Discordia, Ida, and Nacht: No.
Nacht: This man’s magic, as one of the first mages and part devil, makes him both a plague and a doctor.
Josele: (looks on in confusion)
Heinrich: 😔
Nacht: I have the pleasure of introducing you to the one, the only-!
Ida: The man who made the great devil Lucifugus fall to his knees-!
Discordia: The great progenitor of the Faust family-!
Nacht, Discordia, and Ida: (kneel around Heinrich and use their arms to frame him) Heinrich Faust!
Heinrich: (awkwardly wave to Josele) Hello.
Josele: (awkwardly waves back) Hi.
Nacht: … I’m now realizing how stupid I look. Why did I agree to this?
Ida: Heh, you’ve made a bigger fool of yourself in front of Josele on your own.
Discordia: Besides, it’s not everyday the last remnants of a family legacy get to meet their ancestor. We should make a big deal of it.
Heinrich: Ah, my descendants are peculiar but sweet nonetheless.
Josele: They are indeed. (smiles at everyone fondly)
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