#original: Golden GIrls

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Hangman(hugging Phoenix at the Hard Deck): Phoenix...! What a surprise! Rooster(who walked in with Phoenix): What about me, babe? Hangman: Go hug a landmine.

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: A week from now, you’re gonna be kissing the ground I walk on. Rooster: Yeah, and you’re gonna be looking up at it from the other side.

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

"You’re a furry little gnome and we feed you too much."

--Karl (to Lucas), Captive Curse

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: Belief can be powerful. I had a sty once, and every night I would close my eyes and think about it getting smaller and smaller until it went away! Corran Horn: [leans against the wall with his eyes closed] Tionne Solusar: Corran, what's wrong? Corran Horn: Nothing. I'm just trying to make Kyp go away.

[jacensolodjo]

Enid: Listen, if there's ever a night where you can't sleep, I'll come over and sing "Kumbaya". 

Wednesday: Enid, I don't know what to say. *very short pause* Yes, I do. Don't ever do that.

[catastrothy]

im late but here’s GW bikini mimi

[bunny-lovez]

Pretty girl

[084392]

"seals are just dog mermaids" ok so...

[morgane-art]

Oldest, middle and youngest child trend with the Mikaelsons :

Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I have to take care of everything.

Klaus : I'm the middle child, of course I-

Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course I get away with everything !

Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I have to pay attention to everyone.

Klaus : I'm the mid-

Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course all the attention is on me !

Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I'm not gonna ask for help.

Klaus : ...I-

Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course I'm a spoiled brat !

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Hangman's doorbell rings, so he goes to answer it) Rooster(at the door, smiling): Hi. Hangman: *slams the door and walks away* (the doorbell rings again, so Hangman rolls his eyes and goes to answer it, it's Rooster again) Rooster:...Jake! It's me, Bradley! Didn't you recognize me? Hangman: Of course I recognized you, that's why I slammed the door in your face.

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: Why are you reading Rooster’s mail? Coyote: Because all you got were bills.

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

"Dagny is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don’t like."

--Soren, Sea of Darkness

[jungle-golf]

fashionably late for this but 😭😭

also on my twitter

[daringdarlingdt]

Big fan of any time Mulcahy plays along with a bit or makes a joke of his own and Hawkeye is just so delighted and will full-bodied laugh about it. It’s the sweetest thing I love their dynamic so much.

[disastrousfeline]

ship nhp girls save me. save me ship nhp girls

(as usual, more doodles and edits under the cut)

she's like a #girlfail. to me

cropped and colored for discord emoji purposes! you can nab this if you want

cg edits are pretty fun

[jaggedlensphoto]

It's my girls 8th birthday today! We went and played at a park, sniffed some flowers, and got lots of treats and new toys. Happy birthday to my favorite pup and best friend 🤍