Maverick(after something goes wrong): - No! No! What are we gonna do?!
Rooster: Face the consequences of our actions and tell Ice?
Maverick: Don't be silly. I've got a much better idea...
Isabel: Nonviolence didn't work, so I guess I'm back to DESTROYING my enemies!
Angel Guerra: Well, do you know the ACTUAL best way to destroy an enemy?
[Isabel does a karate chop.]
Angel Guerra: No, I mean to make sure they stop.
[Isabel performs a knee to the chest motion.]
Angel Guerra: No, I mean to get rid of them forever.
[Isabel mimes a missile being launched from orbit and slamming into the Earth.]
Angel Guerra: What was that???
Isabel: A tactical satellite attack.
Fanboy: Isn't that a bit dangerous?
Payback: Mick, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Fanboy: …
Payback: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Fanboy: …
Payback: All right, we escaped unhurt once! And then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Jason(as they're trying to figure out a solution to a problem):...I got a better idea.
Tim: Is it stupid, desperate and very unlikely to get us out of this mess?
Jason: Yes.
Tim: Is it humiliating?
Jason: If we get it wrong.
Tim: Are we likely to get it wrong?
Jason: Possibly.
Tim: In the time it's taking me to ask these questions, could you have just told me what it is?
Jason: Technically.
Tim: Can we get on with it then?
Jason: Yeah, we better.
[Chapter 2, facing Gorf]
Max: *completely calm* There are no words to express the fear that I feel right now.
PJ: *also calm* Sure, there are.
Max and PJ: AAAAAH!!!!
I'm so normal about how Darwin was given to Gumball, bought and paid for exactly for him, to be his friend and Darwin embraced this destiny with such gusto that he bent the laws of reality to grow lungs and legs, and he loves Gumball so fucking much that they both feel literal sparks and rainbow lights and angelic choirs when they touch.