#p: an idea

[witchysethharper]

Claiming another slave never crossed Seth's mind until he met Duncan. He didn't like the idea of owning another person. Hell, he'd only claimed Shade so that he could free his best friend from this godforsaken place. Duncan was a new person in his life, one he could keep or drop in an instant with the former seeming more likely. Seth developed enough of a protective instinct to consider pulling the trigger on claiming the human slave to get him out of here. Well, so long as he survived killing the demon who held the rights to his soul going to hell in less than a year.

He'd requested Duncan be brought to his suite for a rental so that he could pitch the idea first. "'Sup," he greeted the human with a grin once he arrived at his door. He gestured Duncan inside and thanked the guard before closing the door behind him. "Hope you don't mind the surprise rental, uh, I wanted to discuss something with you," Seth explained as he walked towards the slave, wringing his hands in front of himself out of habit. "How've you been? Holding up down there?"

@sirduncanx

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

[fuupan]

penguins

[hellspawnmotel]

madoka magica x 2001: a space odyssey

[trislosherfan25]

Recent sculpture piece of mine, currently untitled - I will try to upload more of my work here in the future!

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

[catboybiologist]

"I would die for you, I would kill for you" okay but would you live for me. Would you go outside and watch the birds go by for me. Would you breathe in the air and savor it and think about how it tastes just that little bit sweeter for me. Would you stop self deprecating for me. Would you love yourself for me.

[skimmeh]

I redrew a scene from episode 5 as fake film screenshots

I'm so normal over them

Close ups and without subtitles ↓

[konigsblog]

older-boyfriend simon riley and his dumb little girlfriend.

tw/cw; age difference/gap, dumbification, mentions of alcohol consumption. MDNI 18+

older-boyfriend simon finds joy in making you feel and look stupid. perhaps it stems from his desire to have complete authority—probably fueled by his position as a lieutenant—or maybe he just enjoys making you look stupid, to mock your tears and whines during sex. can you really blame him? it's an addictive sight.

“that’s my dumb girl, so whiney and noisy, yeah? can’t keep that dirty mouth shut for more than a second?”

he taunts you, rubbing his creamy and sensitive tip back and forth against your sensitive nub. you rub your thighs together at the stimulation against your little clit, breathing in the smell of alcohol from his muscular and broad body. he pries your soft, supple thighs open and slaps your cheek lightly, hushing your whimpers as he begins to push the tip of his hard, stiff cock deep inside your walls.

“there we go, darlin’— so precious and compliant, you’ll listen, won’t‘cha? or can you not follow basic and simple orders like a good girl? speak up, beautiful.”

he smirks playfully at the effect he has on you. you're a total idiot around him, not a thought behind your half-lidded and delirious eyes as he begins thrusting into your gummy walls. his broad hips meet your tight rear, silencing your cries and moans with the pleasure between your thighs leaving you aroused. simon will ask you easy questions, only to mock you for babbling something incoherent out at him, such a little dumbass.

“what’s wrong, lovie? can’t speak properly?”

you shake your head slowly and lazily, giggling at the drooling mess left between your soaked, slick thighs. you gasp and shake, back arched perfectly allowing simon to fuck you with ease and hit places he's never hit before. your moans are endless, leaving his boner aching inside his dumb girl's cunt.

[dizzybizz]

FoM (fields of memes (pt1))

[nocek]

Given how the HQ design looks like, the mother hen thing is true. He is just being very tsundere about that ;P

Also there is pin poll still going on. Take a look if any design speaks to you ;)

[stealingyourbones]

When Danny sees his family die in TUE what if he finds out then that he’s related to a DC hero then? After the timeline is fixed he goes to his cousin who just so happens to be Raven of the Teen Titans and explains that bc of time shenanigans, he found out he’s related by blood.

How does the Teen Titans react? They’ve dealt with time travelers so many times this sorta stuff is just their average Tuesday level of shenanigans. A kid with powers that fit perfectly on par with other Teen Titan members. Main issue: his blood and DNA are so scrambled that their computers can’t confirm with a definitive proof that he’s Raven’s cousin.

[dannypocalipse]

Guys, can we all please just appreciate Danny's handwriting??? Like what—

He can become ghost whenever he wants, beat bad ghosts, beat his future self, save the planet from the giant meteorite AND have this neat and curvy handwriting at the same time???

How much time did it take him to write his name during the test??????

Okay, I understand that kids had to write like this in 00s, but please, let's just appreciate, not think about it any further

[gotyouanyway]

my headcanon for why the universe keeps churning out new versions of the 10th doctor when he regenerates is because he was created when nine absorbed the time vortex and it subtly fractured the web of time around him (and specifically, around the moment of his regeneration). the times he's supposed to regenerate but just splits off a new version of himself and goes on existing, or when his same face shows back up when it shouldn't, that's the timeline stuttering over him like a needle caught in a record scratch

[originallymarysue]