#pan keith

[athanza]

The 8 very first crushes I ever had...

...I had my type figured out early huh

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I think Shiro is bad at cooking in a “overcooks everything out of paranoia about raw food and giving someone food poisoning” combined with “I’m busy and need food cooked fast so we’re putting the stove burner on 7 instead of 5” way so everything he makes is a little charred and a little tough and dry and over cooked and he’ll eat it but no one wants him cooking for them ever. I think he does better when recipes have very specific descriptors of how you know it’s done. “Turn off when bubbles form” type things. He’s okay at baking when it has specific directions, or when it’s “when a toothpick comes out clean” but if it’s “golden brown around edges” he will second guess if it’s golden brown or not and burn the cookies. I think he loves appliances like instapot or rice cookers where you dump ingredients in and push settings and it comes out done. Don’t make him make decisions about if food is done he will overthink it and err on the side of caution and burn it.

[jacks-weird-world]

[the-klance-lover]

"Do you think we are soulmates in every other universe?"

"Every one single one except his. I just wish he could experience this just as we do."

[yourfavealbumisgender]

Love Beach by Emerson, Lake & Palmer is Pangender and Pansexual!

requested by @juanathefunkyfish

[diaryofasugarfiend]

Because Keith David. 

Although, tbh, I picture Hook as more of a side with bottom tendencies.

[halo-eight-94]

Ministry | The Land of Rape & Honey | Released October 11, 1988 | Produced by Hypo Luxa/Hermes Pan | Sire Records | Album Cover by Brian Shanley & Dog

“The album cover is an electronically processed image of a burned corpse in the Leipzig-Thekla subcamp of Buchenwald.  Jourgensen took a picture of the holocaust from a documentary on television and distorted the image himself. It was originally rejected by the record label but they later changed their mind after Jourgensen presented a head of a roadkilled deer he had found on the road. He cut off the head, put it in his truck, drove from Austin to Los Angeles, went into the Sire Records building, threw the deer on the desk of the head of the art department and said, "here's your new fucking [album] cover". 👇

[waugh-bao]

Keith takes a solo during the Urban Jungle Tour (1990)

[ru-inn]

seeing Keith on the centre stage bowing in the try guys video made me cry like a small child... watching him be on that broadway stage really feels like living the dream that I never even let myself consider 

i never thought i would get anywhere in musical theatre, but performing in high school even in the ensemble was such a fantastic experience and i would do anything to be back there. while watching it really hit me that i’m probably never going to experience being in a musical performance ever again :( but damn it was such a good viewing experience i’m so incredibly jealous and incredibly proud of Keith! 

this video for reference! 

[guillotineman]

Steven Spielberg, Robin Williams' stunt double Keith Campbell, and Robin Williams on the ILM blue screen set for the iconic scene of Peter's first view of the island.

[trafficlighttriobracket]

Round 1

[that-bitttch]

Man Soukoku really gives off Klance vibes

[katt-sports]

I firmly believe the Pokken Tournament defaults are adults

So hear me out on Keith x male default (I call him Kenny) and Alyssa x female default (I call her Nami).

Keith and Alyssa are the gay man and lesbian solidarity of the Ferrum League and I will not take no for an answer.

[bowlerhatwearer]

OC Ship List

Ships between @pan-fried-autism's OCs and mine

Grementine Mewton x Nikolai Akdow

Jack Harris x Leonid Akdow

Julie Harris x Leonid Akdow (Swap AU)

Ships between @northerngrail's OCs and mine

Alistair Byron x Ian Snapshot

Blitz Krieg x Weregeld Schein

Devi Brillianti x Nikolai Akdow (formerly)

Devi Brillianti x Kathrina Akdow

Blitz Krieg x Phil and Flint Morisson x Aeolus Piston x Page x Weregeld Schein

Blitz Krieg x Weregeld Schein

Floyd Sigma x Quintus Imperium

Josephine Krieg x Lupus Bytes

Keith Whitehead x Horace Wings

Maryjane Doe x Albert Clear

Peng Li x Vasily Akdow

Phil and Flint Morrison x Weregeld Schein

[bluemantics]

Transcript quotes from a VLD ghost hunting au (in the style of The Office)

(Interviews)

Hunk: Keith and Lance decided to go ghost hunting last year. Keith wanted to find ghosts, but Lance just thought Keith was hot and was willing to follow him to shady places.

Lance: any place is a makeout spot if you have enough determination.

(show)

Keith: I’m taking out the EMF reader.

Lance: HA, an Emo Mother Fucker reader.

Keith: ….

(interviews)

Keith: Sometimes I feel like Lance doesn’t take this seriously.

(show)

Lance: Do you think if I start banging these pans together a ghost will yell at me to stop? loudly hits pans together

(Interviews)

Keith: I’m starting to think he doesn’t believe.

(interviews)

Lance: Oh, yeah. I never believed in ghosts. The things you do for hot men… unspeakable.

(show)

Keith: Ms. Petunia, if you can hear me, turn the flashlight on and off.

Lance: I could turn YOU on!

Keith: Sorry, what?

Lance: Uh, I was talking to the light

(interviews)

Lance: I was not talking to the light.

(show)

Keith: it looks like the ghosts aren’t active tonight.

Lance: DARN, guess we’ll have to go for dinner and a movie! What a shame.

Keith: I guess we can. Do you want to see the new horror film that we watched the trailer for?

Lance: …sure.

(interviews)

Lance: I hate horror.

(interviews)

Keith:

He hates horror, but if he wants to get in my pants that badly, he’ll have to endure “Blood on Shore 3” first.

*Someone speaks off camera*

Keith: Yeah, I know it’s a date. I just like fucking with Lance. I’ll kiss him at the end, he’s earned it.

(Later interviews)

Lance: my subtle plan worked!

[yourfavealbumisgender]

Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson, Lake & Palmer is Pansexual!

requested by anon!