#pathetic men = babygirl

[huachengslastbraincell]

[mangysah]

Starting to see a pattern here

[goddessforallsubm]

Dm me on telegram justonemaam

[cj-valentine]

He's the saddest wettest creature left on the side of the road in a cardboard box. He's utterly pathetic. He's the littlest of meow meows. He hasn't showered in half a year. Giving him a compliment would make him desintegrate. He is God's weakest soldier. You kind of want to pick him up and punt him just to see how far he would fly. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[glitterywitchslut]

Not me horny scrolling on Tumblr in the corner of the room with my friends rather than socialising

[arty-e]

Dylan is my babygirl.

Sadly none of this is canon but au Dylan is very fun

[squiddybobiddy]

Smells like queer people…

(I hate him so much)

(He needs to be mine and ford’s I guess)

(Also I finally made a finished piece so that’s a bonus)

[romanxeisdeadbutimnot]

Some doodles from today

[strawberrylemongrass]

I'm just thinking about König

I have headcanons about him :3

(look below the cut)

as everyone and their mom knows by now, he has social anxiety. but I feel like he's painfully awkward, too. he starts talking and just doesn't know when to stop, so he rambles and just goes off on tangents and forgets what he was talking about in the first place.

but that's only when he's not actively working. he can be cold and honestly acts a little arrogant when on the clock. doing what he gotta do, getting shit done, taking no crap.

as soon as he's not expected to be serious, he's talking. and he just doesn't stop.

and he's a wolf guy. I don't mean that he calls himself an alpha to put other men down, but he means it in a "I am in charge and I have people that rely on me". he doesn't actually know much about wolves tho.

he has a bunch of those cheesy wolf shirts, you know the ones. where there's a bunch of wolves howling in front of a moon and a galaxy. yeah he loves them. he thinks they're really cool.

if he has social media, he's always posting cringe stuff.

he has these terrible motivational posts, all the pictures he takes are a little blurry or just weird, he sometimes just posts "cool" pictures he found on google or facebook and screen shotted.

when he sleeps, he's silent. absolutely no sound. sometimes it looks like he's dead because he's such a deep sleeper. and he usually hugs things in his sleep, too. a pillow or himself, or whatever poor soul is within arms reach. he hugs and doesn't let go.

I feel like he's fine with most upsetting things, but he can't handle sad dog movies.

wears no-show socks.

that's all I have for now. these are all very much real to me. I love my cringe ass husband! υ´• ﻌ •`υ

[fan-kingdoms]

if there is one thing i hate about sense8 it's how much it made me love a character that's a cop

[scarecrowismybabygirl]

I finally watched Oppenheimer and I’d like to thank Nolan for offering us 3 hours of Cillian Murphy looking like the most pathetic babygirl in distress. 

[ccrowteethh]

oh what so a mans a murderer and suddenly he can’t be pathetic

[steakout-05]

being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"

they are the love of my life <3

[sorenhugo]

JWHAT IS HE DOIWNG

[fadedkat]

reach out and touch faith

(alt version and flat colors under the cut)

[sidsinning]

Idk how to explain it but

My aesthetic