#pepper looks kinda goofy here lol

[sunriseindigo]

I ❤️‍🔥 TOXIC DOG YURI!!!!!!!

[huckleberrykai]

hueningkai ~ toaster strudel

pairing: kai x fem!reader summary: kai just wants to frost his favourite pastry before he eats it genre: v fluffy smut, kinda crack vibes too idk warnings: smut obvs, 18+ only minors dni, petnames, fem-bodied reader, penetrative sex, unprotected (don't do that), cunnilingus, cum lol, a few swear words ? this is also the first smut thingy im actually posting so ,, if its bad sorry 🤩 word count: 0.8k click here for my masterlist! THANK U @1004tyun for feeding my thoughts on this >.<

"fuck.. 'm gonna cum pretty," kai whispered into your ear, your leg slung over his shoulder haphazardly as he pushed deeper into you. "me too- ah! kai.."

he thumbed at your clit as he fucked you into the mattress, his pillows looking like a halo around your head~ his pretty angel. "cum with me baby," he breathed out, speeding up his fingers, toying with you and keeping a steady rhythm, fucking you hard and deep.

it didn't take long for the knot in your stomach to snap, and he relished in your cute whines as you rode out your high. he held on for as long as he could while you came, but he could only last so long when you looked so pretty beneath him~

"so cute- ah, shit.." he muttered as he pulled out. he pumped himself a few times as he looked at your fucked out face, sprawled against his bedding as he let your leg drop off his broad shoulder and onto the bed with a thud.

with a sweet whine he released hot, thick ropes of cum onto your tummy - groaning when you gave him a loving smile, glossy eyes staring at him like he was the only thing in the world.

when he finished, your tummy was covered in thick white cum ~ he usually came a lot after all.

he looked away from your cute tummy and back up to your eyes, offering you a big grin as he flopped next to you for a breather. "i love you," he told you sincerely with a kiss. you mumbled out a muffled 'love you too' against his lips as he held your jaw.

"y'know..." he started, sitting back up on his hands, raking over your body with his eyes - still painted with his cum. "you look kinda like a toaster strudel right now," he admitted with a goofy laugh. you scowled at him playfully, but that only made him dolphin laugh harder. "shut uppp," you groaned, covering your face with your hands.

"nuh uh, no no no," kai grabbed your hands, moving them back to your sides, slinging his leg over you and hovering over you. "don't hide, my pretty pastry."

now that one made you chuckle.

"kai!" you couldn't help but laugh as he brought his face close to yours, peppering kisses over your cheeks and trailing them down the centre of your neck, then all over your breasts, avoiding the puddle of his seed on your abdomen. "aw my little toaster strudel.. you're so tasty," he teased. "all messy for me."

your breath became shaky as he massaged your thighs gently. he'd be lying if he said he wasn't turned on at the sight of you covered in cum, and he'd take whatever you'd let him have. "you think i can have my dessert now? hm?"

as silly as he was being, his eyes were full of lust as he began pressing butterfly kisses all over your closed thighs, waiting for your approval. "okay greedy~"

it didn't even take him a second to push your thighs apart and nestle his tongue in your pussy, nudging his nose against your clit, still sensitive from earlier. his haste earned him a gasp, escaping from your pretty lips before he could stop it - which only egged him on further.

he moved up a little to suck on your puffy clit, and giggled at the moan you let out with a mumble of his name. he stopped sucking and buried his face against you.

"nom nom nom~" he joked, almost immediately laughing at himself.

you had to laugh at him, and an awkward chuckle mixed with a moan left your throat as he teased your entrance with his fingers. "my tasty treat, all for me~" he laughs calmed a little, and he attached his lips to your sensitive nub once again as he pushed two thick fingers into you.

soon enough the knot in your stomach began to tighten again as he picked up his pace. your fingers found themselves wound into his fluffy hair and a small, "hyuka.." left your lips - and as if he could sense how close you were he whispered, "come on baby, give me my dessert... cum for me, please. wanna make you feel good~ my little afternoon snack."

just as he said, you came undone on his tongue, biting back another laugh. he couldn't be serious for too long, it was kai after all. he pulled out his fingers and ate you out like you were his last meal, lapping up every last drop you released. "so tasty.. my tasty pastry."

"oh so you're rhyming now too?"

he hummed, moving back up to hover his face over yours again, lips shiny and eyes glazed - the biggest grin on his face. he nodded cheekily ~

"by the way.. they also say snacks taste better in the shower."

"kai nobody has ever said that. wouldn't the snack get soggy?" you teased, tilting your head and playing confused - the shit-eating grin on your face giving you away. he rolled his eyes and grabbed your hands, pulling you up.

"i'm out of pastry puns, shut up and come take a shower with me."

[skybunbun]

I FUCKING LOVE TOWER OF ADVENTURES WELCOME TO MY RANT (this is... very long so proceed with caution lol)

Okie dokie so to start strong: Gacha Animations

Unfortunately I only have screenshots but still LOOK AT THE POSES

They're so dynamic?? Maybe it's the fact that they're 3D but wowza I love them <333

2. New cookie designs (from favourite to meh)

Cream Soda Cookie is magical girl incarnate. I wish she had more detail on her skirt but other than that I have zero complaints. Also she's #relatable and Sea Fairy's lookalike from when she was in highschool XD

Chamomile Cookie is THE girlie. She's a therapist that lives in a cabin in the woods and likes drinking tea. She gets to join Latte Cookie in the big spoon gang. Everyone needs a Chamomile Cookie in their life. 10/10

Lemon Zest Cookie is everything Twizzly Gummy Cookie wanted to be. They're not released yet but I can't wait!!! He looks kinda unhinged in the official art and I'm here for it. (what are the chances he and Lemon Cookie are related???)

Crushed Pepper Cookie is honestly pretty good, the only reason he isn't one of the favourites is because I'm not a huge fan of peppers and the color red. But I do love the gauntlets!! And his hairstyle is pretty great too, would definitely cut my hair like that but I prefer keeping my cureent hairstyle :3

Twisted Donut Cookie SOOO ADORABLEEE!! He's a little ray of sunshine AND he likes trains??? I want to put him in a room with Ingo & Emmet and listen to them ramble about trains... Also I'm a sucker for goofy ahh propeller hats

Oh goodness these two... Oh no...

Sting Durian Cookie is the better of the two. Unlike Lemon Zest Cookie he might actually be insane?? I like his hair and face, I think they looks nice but the rest of his outfit is... questionable to me at best. But I also really don't like his color palette...

And Plantain Cookie is just... so so awful. If he's your favourite - I'm sorry for slandering him but I really don't like him. His hair is okay at best and then there's the bandana and eyepatch together???? Why??? And then there's the colors... I don't like him at all, sorry.

3. Gameplay

I really like it actually! I enjoy those type of games, the character models are amazing. The combat is alright but I wish the ultimate (whatever you wanna call it) attack wasn't time based and charged with damage dealt to enemies but I guess I also understand why they did that? In some early levels there's little to no combat + it would be difficult to get the ultimate attack on all 3 characters in your party. The attack animations are really nice and the multiplayer raids are... suprisingly enjoable to me and I HATE! anything multiplayer. Oh and I LOVE the Seasoning Dungeons!

I believe this is it! I haven't unlocked everything yet so this post will be updated either a) whenever I unlock a new mode (so like 3 or 4 times) OR b) when I unlock everything (so only 1, probably a bit long update??? We'll see)

Okie that's all byeee!!!!!

[ozimagines]

Hello, I just wanted to say that I hope your recovery goes smoothly and if you wanted, I thought a dating Busmalis would include would be interesting. I hope you feel better soon!

LOL I just can’t get what @wawamouse calls him out of my head. “Burdened grandpa”😂 But I mean, his love with Norma was cute af. Plus he can be goofy and disarming in the world of Oz. 😄

(And thank you! Reaching the halfway point in my meds so wish me luck!)

Dating Agamemnon Busmalis would include…

Officer Doofy, reporting for duty

Alright so he’s not the most serious guy. So what? So he could be like Vern and Hernandez with the permanent scowls on their faces? Nah, not his style.

So what if his style was a hundred years outdated? Just meant he had… culture? Right?

Bob was his best friend. He’d never hoped to have someone like that since his brother became a total mama’s boy.

Now all he needed what a significant other. He’d thought it was Norma, but she stood him up at the altar. He’d tried not to take it personally.😭

When he meets you, he’s sure immediately. Like immediately immediately.

“Bob, look!”

“… what am I looking at?”

“Don’t you see him/her/them! That’s the future Mr./Mrs./Mx. Busmalis you’re looking at!”

*In Bob’s head* here we go again…

He talks to you immediately. Not being weighed down by things like social norms or personal space.

“Hi! I just wanted to say you’re about the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen. What’s your name?”

“…Y/N.”

“That’s the best name I’ve ever heard! Music! Y/N! I knew it had to be as wonderful as you are.”

“I… thanks.”☺️

His love is a little obsessive. Will write you letters -yes, actual letters- telling you all the places he’d take you and and things you do.

You’re into it, don’t get me wrong. He’s just a little much for new people.

But yes honest. Charming in a clumsy kind of way.

He asks you out, and does a dance in front of you when you say yes. 😂

He takes you out to the finest restaurant in his opinion; The Olive Garden.🥲

“Best breadsticks in town, by a mile!”

He’s wearing his goofy Checkered suit with the polkadot tie. And his lucky fishing cap.

He picks you up, with flowers of course. Daisies. Since it had been days-ies since he’s seen you! Get it?

You’re in a classy black number with minimal accessories. You get a look at his outfit and say “one second”. He’s worried he blew it just like that!

You come out wearing a pink feather boa and a Yankee’s baseball cap with a pin of a capybara saying “don’t worry, be cappy.”

“You’re… beautiful.”😍 he informs you, wide eyed.

Dating Busmalis is sort of like doing improv. It’s a lot of “yes, and”.

He mixes everything together. He gets the Alfredo at Olive Garden and asks for some pesto to mix in, with mushrooms and asparagus. Kinda slaps.

Whenever you get a fountain beverage, he has to mix the flavors. Dr. Pepper and Orange Fanta… or Sprite and Rootbeer! Sometimes he mixes in the lemonade and asks you to try it. 😄

You’re on the date, and he asks about you in school. You mention you’ve never really been the most popular but you’ve had friends. You remember playing out a recess all the craziest games in the world. Your favorite was one your friends invented, called Tunnel.

“Like… digging?”🤞🥹🤞

“Yeah, just little hand tunnels but we would see how elaborate we could make them before they collapsed.” You recall with a smile.

He still hasn’t picked his jaw up off the floor. 😛

He asks you EVERYTHING about it, down to exactly your region of the world and what kind of dirt is there.

“I’m a dirt savant.” -has no clue how stupid that sounds😂

Everything about him makes you smile. Guy’s got a great attitude, even if half the reason for that attitude is not having basic danger reflexes.

Just a fun note but I think out of everyone in Oz, if you’re gender non conforming, that’s not a turn off or even a question to this guy. Like, we always hope our favorites would be allies, but with Busmalis, the way he treats Fiona on the show… it’s canon, he’s an ally.

He will be asking you a million questions just like Stanislavsky lol

“You’re nonbinary?”

“Yes.”

“Like neither or both genders?”

“Yes.”

“You were born nonbinary?”

“Yes.”

After the first date, he takes you to your front porch, like a gentleman. You lean in for a kiss and *oblivious* he leans up and kisses you on the forehead, missing your lips by a mile.

“Well?” He asks excitedly.

You’re a little confused.

“Are you my boyfriend/girlfriend/partner now?”🙃

“I… uh… sure, yeah.”😅

“Wow!”🤩

Dates with him are a wildcard. He’ll show up at your place and be like;

“There’s a kids interactive exhibit open at the Art and science museum! You can TOUCH a stingray!”😃

“There’s a jazz bar around here that has this guy who plays the saxophone… and fire comes out!!”🫨

“The Zoo just got a new baby panda!! It can barely open its eyes!”🐼

You just can’t predict what the next adventure will be. Either way it’s fun to watch him get excited!

Kept his old Vinyls that he plays for you two to dance to. Lots of 30’s jazz. Vaudeville style.

Kind of oblivious when people are making fun of him. You see him one time, talking to Vern and Robson, them “asking” about the relationship.

“Yeah, I bet you two have fun.” Schillinger laughs to his friends, and Busmalis just nods.

“Oh, yeah, we have the best time!” 😀And he keeps talking about you as the guys laugh at him to his face.

You’re immediately angry, but you’re smarter than the average skinhead, so you adjust yourself in the mirror to get yourself looking sharp, and walk over to them.

“Look who’s joining the party.” Schillinger regards you with an unkind smile. Robson smirks.

“Your geriatric Casanova here was telling us how much ‘fun’ you two get up to… when he can get it up.” The guys all ooh and ahh and all the other things gorillas do to impress the others. You just smile.

“You have no idea.” You say, seductively. You start to play with Agamemnon’s hair, fingers tickling his neck. He’s not following any of this so you use it to your advantage.

You just don’t want your sweet Aggie getting hurt. 🥺

“Aggie? Remember about two weeks ago… our date to The Caribbean?” The Nazis don’t have to know that’s a discount seafood buffet restaurant. They’re quiet. Busmalis’ eyes get wide and he smiles at the memory.

“Didn’t know you could handle so much!” -he’s referencing the oysters you and he devoured together but both Robson and Vern’s interests are peaked. You bite your cheek to stifle a giggle. 😋

“Aggie, remember when…” you lean in and whisper into his ear. “Remember when I couldn’t get the oysters opened, so you helped me? What was that you said?”

“Oh!” He remembers that too, reaching an unknowing arm around you. “I said sometimes you just gotta go at it hard. Some like hard, some like soft, but I really get at it, y’know?”

Vern and Robson’s jaws are on the floor. You smirk.

“I didn’t know how hard I could go. Watching you get your fingers in there and get right to the goods… it was so… hot and steamy.” You kiss the side of his face and sigh. 😘

Vern makes a face and gestures for his guys to leave. Robson follows him, casting one more confused look back at you two, still giggling and talking in code.

They don’t bother him after that.😂

You do that a lot. Protect Busmalis. He’s a good guy, and you know that. You know the relationship from the outside doesn’t make as much sense as when the two of you are alone and he’s making you laugh every second of every date.

He calls you muffin, sweetie pie, little bear (because you’re just right), puffin pal (he likes puffins, that’s it), and any variant of your name (Hannah Banana, Joe Bo, Fancy Nancy, things like that)

He’s Aggie to you. Sometimes you call him your groundhog and ask how many more weeks of winter. This is usually when he has his glasses on and you see him pop his head up when you enter. ❤️

World’s most anxious gift giver. It’s like every time he has to get you a gift for your birthday and anniversary and things like that, his mind forgets that he knows anything about you and he panic buys something insane. 😭🤣

“I didn’t quite know what to get you… so I figured you like strawberries so I got you this cup shaped like a strawberry and I got you strawberry milk. So you can put it in and you’ll know what you’re drinking… because the cup… it shaped like a… well, you get it.” 🍓

And the gift he gets and convinces himself you wouldn’t like is always so much more awesome than whatever Temu nonsense he’s found.

“Oh that? It’s just a rock. I mean it’s a geode I opened up that I got on our first date, and I told myself when we shared our first real kiss, I’d open it and give it to you. I opened it and one of the pieces fell out so I made you this necklace with that piece with an inscription on the locket that says ‘your future husband’. But I thought that was stupid… so here’s the cup.”🥲

“Aggie… that’s… I’m… I like the cup.”🙃

“Really?!”🤩

“Yes… one might even say I… love the cup.”🥰

“Oh.” He thinks for a second. “Well, then I’m glad I got it for you!”

He’s a virgin when you meet him. He wants to please you, but he’s never had sex with, as Torquemada put it, “neither man nor woman, neither fish nor fowl.”

You take it easy on him, helping him get out of his three piece suit and being very gentle and kissy with him.

I’m not going to say he’s a surprise deviant or anything. But you’re explaining the G-spot to him, kind of letting him tour you and understand what each part does, and he goes, “oh okay… like… here?” And then just sort of fucking hits it immediately.

Your whole body shakes and your eyes go wide. He’s certain he’s done something wrong and you’re like… nah man… that was it. You found it.

Does a little dance after finding the g-spot, like the lovable dork that he is. 😅

You move in together after that. He makes space for you very easily. Kind of a guy who doesn’t mind giving up half a closet just to watch you hang your clothes next to his.

He has a favorite coffee cup. You got it for him. It says; Soil ≠ Dirt. Yours is shaped like the poop emoji. Don’t take it personally, he thought and still thinks that it’s chocolate ice cream😂

You make his coffee exactly the way he likes it; four sugars, and lots of hazelnut creamer. His coffee looks like milk afterwards lol.

You introduce him to Pumpkin Spice Lattes. He’s never been happier!

Loves Pinterest. Finds recipes and crafts for you two on there often.

You watch the Lord of the Rings series together while eating Hobbit inspired foods. You even eat them in order; breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, luncheon, supper, dinner, so on!

He loves Lord of the Rings. Wants to be a dwarf mining in a mountain somewhere. You tell him if he ever grows a beard, you’ll braid it like the dwarves. 😘

Decides he’s gonna propose to you. Tells Bob about it and asks for help.

“He/she/they need something as special as he/she/they are! Something amazing!”

“I think Y/N will appreciate the effort, but nothing crazy right?”

“Bob, this is me you’re taking about!”😃

Bob: 😟

He takes you to a movie in the grass. It’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s. It’s at the part where Audrey Hepburn is singing moon river. He also consigned Murphy, McManus, Sister Pete, and Mukada to help with all this.

Murphy plugs in the fairy lights, McManus switches the movie to a prerecorded message from him, Sister Pete is standing with a confetti gun, and Mukada is holding a Dalmatian puppy with the ring on its collar. What can go wrong?

Well, after the lights short circuit, turning on the sprinklers, the puppy is chewing on Mukada’s pant leg, and the confetti gun shot straight through the screen, now playing a warped message that looks satanic, and everyone is booing Busmalis, who is soaking wet holding a dog smelling ring… you just start to laugh.

You can’t stop. It’s all so Aggie that you can’t help but smile and laugh yourself to tears. As everyone is booing him, you stand up, regard the Dalmatian now relieving itself on his leg, and you hug him.

“Yes, Aggie. I’ll marry you on one condition.”🥰

“Anything.”

“Never change.”❤️❤️❤️

Your wedding is goofy. Chicken nuggets and ice cream. There’s a fish on every table that are meant to be given as gifts, but no one loves them more than you and Aggie so you get a hundred gallon tank for your fifty little goldfish friends.

You’re holding hands in front of the tank, trying to name each of the identical fish, laughing as you forget all of their names immediately.

“I love you, Y/N.”

“I love you too, Aggie.”

Bonus: Guy’s a Temu junkie. It’s like a dollar store that sells things for insane children. None of your cups are just cup shaped, all of your pillows are squishmallows (his favorite is the axolotl. Because he just recently learned those are real.), and he’s got a million pins on every thing with jokes that have gone over his head. You couldn’t be happier.😋

[arcana-greenleaf]

Heyy! Thank you so much for doing this exchange with me! I'm super excited, anyways here's info and may I please be matched with Finnick from the hunger games and Dally from the outsiders? Tysm in advance and here we go!

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her

I'm 5'4 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. Honesty at this point in my life I don't really have a style....i've kinda given up on how I look lmao. I just kinda pick out some random clothes like a band t-shirt and some tight jeans. Although I do wear this one Adidas jacket a lot and a nice pair of combat boots.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends.

I have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it. Some people have also told me that I lack empathy....which I guess they aren't wrong....T_T

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. I also have lots of intrusive thoughts lol so sometimes i'll just be sitting there quietly and I'll just start laughing like a weirdo......i'm a big dork honestly. I also do that weird thing where i'm sitting down and I'll just be bouncing my leg....idk why I do it....I just do....and I also run my fingers through my hair a lot, thats why its always messy. Sometimes when i'm bored I space out and i'll chew on my lip or the side of gum...I need to stop I know but its hard to....

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lincoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything. I also love trying new things like skate boarding, playing guitar, learning how to cook things and bake.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider....like seriously I will move to the moon if one touches me.

Hey! Thank you for doing this with me.This exchange was so fun to do and I hope you like this. It was really nice talking to you <3

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬: 𝐃𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐬

he likes that you're shorther than him and anytime you two are standing somewhere he'll lean on you or when he hugs you from behind he'll put his head on yours

you cannot tell me this man wouldn't enjoy messing up your hair as a sign of affection

you and your adidas jacket + dally in his leather jacket = iconic

hm you met when he started bothering you and your friend in the park so you put him in his place

when dally first saw you he thought you were pretty but what made him come up and talk to you was your resting bitch face (he loves a challenge)

the most chaotic couple™, you guys are always up to something stupid and probably dangerous khm the Tulsa police knows you guys very well khm

this boy is bad with emotions resulting in him being awkward and not knowing how to help you, over time you two can help each other get better + learn to express your feelings

at first he made fun of the way you pronounce some words again this is him showing affection i mean he still does it sometimes but like he's the one to talk

this man smokes too much but you don't mind, will blow smoke in your face for no reason

when you bounce your leg he'll put his hand on your thigh

HORROR MOVIE NIGHTS

big spoon when cuddling

his hands are always around your waist if you don't mind

you try to teach him how to cook but he'll probably give up after making a huge mess in the kitchen

of course he gives you his ring

your zodiac sign are compatible so that's always a plus

killing spiders for you while laughing his ass off

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬: 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤

having his hand on your thighs all the time

finnick adores your freckles and kisses all of them

he doesn't care what you wear because to him you are always cute simp

for some reason he'll randomly ask you if he can brush and braid your hair

finnick likes your jokes and you guys have too many inside jokes, someone will say something and you two just look at each other before laughing making the third person be like ????

i feel he would be very protective so every time you hurt yourself he makes sure everything is fine no matter how much you try to brush him off

he always notices when you're not doing well and/or hiding your true emotions, tries to help in any way without being overbearing

why do i feel he would pick up the way you pronounce words and start pronouncing them that way himself without realizing

if he notices you chewing on your lips he'll offer you some gum or candy

randomly eating sugar cubes and sometimes offering them to you

really caring, would kill to keep you safe

flirting 24/7

cuddles all the time

adores holding your hand and doing that thumb thing

BEACH DATES, swimming competitions

i think this man can cook really well so you two work well in the kitchen

dancing in the rain

just like dally he'll kill any spider that tries approaching his darling

idk i just think finnick is kinda cool on the outside but the softest being on the inside especially for you

sure he is seductive to everyone but you're the only woman in his life

[juniaships]

Uuuhh kayleo just because im not bothering with art

Just a list of things Kaysha and her romance with Leo Hamato in several continuities at least the ones I'm familiar with bc it's so interesting seeing how different I can make them also because Feb.14 is Kaysha's Cake Day!!

87: Kaysha is introduced as a school student who was investigating the sewers because of a monster sighting and was rescued by the turtles. She was surprised to see actual mutants and was going to expose them but Leo persuaded her not to because it would be unfair to their privacy (and they'd tell on her parents for sneaking out lol). Every then she comes by and gradually becomes part if the group giving them better disguises and serves as eyes and ears for any bad guys

Also she and Leo kinda become close friends - not a couple strictly bc the world wasn't ready for monster romance yet

1990s live action: Similar thing except instead of a monster it was the Foot Clan forcefully recruited her siblings and she went on a solo mission to rescue them but was overwhelmed by the amount of members and Leo came to her rescue. She was shocked to see the mutants for the first time and wary of them, but over the trilogy they grew on her

03: In the early episodes she wasn't aware of their identities until maybe the City At War arc; she helped nurse Leo back to health and developed an interest in the ninja lifestyle. It took the rest of the show for her to catch up

Ok NOW the world is ready for monster romance bc here Leo helps keep her focused and grounded while also building her confidence and Kaysha shows him that he can't carry the burden alone and that he has to let someone help him

And during his EMO Saga she actually calls him out on his aggression and that she can't sit by and let him self destruct so she teaches him how to calm down - the same lessons he taught her

Kaysha gets transported to the future and they meet their grandkids - who are actually adopted but still and kaysha learns that she and Leo started their own academy where students from all worlds come to study

Back to the Sewers: dont remember much from this show but she uses actual ki this time and graduated to full blown Ninja

She and Leo do end up as a couple by the end

07: DRAMA!! She and Leo broke up because he left her unannounced for his ✨SPIRITUAL✨ journey. When he came back things were really awkward between them.

It went downhill during the Leo v. Raph duel, she intercepted and admitted to Leo she did know that Raph was the vigilante but said nothing bc the city needed a protector and Leo is hurt by this. They DO make up in the end with the promise of no more keeping secrets from each other

2012: Kaysha is that one friend who looks crazy and weird but is actually super normal and partially bc i am still salty at how they did irma so for the most part she keeps up the team's spirit during their foray in space and she helps Leo with speech therapy.

Rottmnt: Fucking disasters man, especially with the formula switched around now Leo is the goofy one in need of grounding and Kaysha is the serious half in need of pulling a stick outta butt

Leo helps her loosen up, while she begins to admire him for his genuinely heroic actions and charm. He also helps her get acquainted with such a weird colorful dangerous world of underground mutant culture

Meanwhile Kaysha tries to like bring them back to reality and be serious on her mission but can't help but participate bc deep down she's starting to care about them OH!

Deep down ROTTMNT!Kaysha feels weak because she doesn't have mystic powers or a magical connection all she has is a sword

So i imagine her angsting in tbe final battle:

Kaysha: I can't carry thousands of pounds or built mecha or eat ghost peppers. I don't have magic or strength like you. I can't do anything

ROTTMNT!Leo cuts her off by hugging her: "you have the power to make people smile!" yes that is a sailor moon reference shut up!!

And together she and leo hold hands as they run to join the rest of their family OOOH

Other stuff

They'd go for a traditional Japanese wedding when they're older

2012! Leo and Kaysha cosplays as Super Robo Mecha Force Five Page characters (Dash and Princess respectively)

When Leo first trains Kaysha she is kinda touch starved so he does the thing where he stands behind her to help her hold her sword properly, she almost passes out

Kaysha always doodles him whenever she's in (school); one day the brothers except leo find it and tease her about it

They even go wingman for her like DUDE LEO IT'S CLEAR THIS CHICK HAS IT BAD FOR YOU WHY WONT YOU NOTICE???

They do gey annoyed by each other, Leo gets annoyed by her seeming lack of focus as well as occasional moments of vanity and she gets annoyed when he acts all aloof and tries to pressure everyone including himself

Also in 03 and 07 when he gets really frustrated with her he lashed out and said something to make her cry so that ended up putting their relationship in jeopardy

Also Leo is overprotective of her and thinks because she is normal means she can't handle it he doesn't want to sully her innocence but Kaysha has to show that she IS capable of handling tough subjects

Also Kaysha does acts like a ditz or keep secrets because she doesn't want to show that shes weak so there is communication issues

Of course they make amends bc their friendship future romance is worth fighting for but i still want to show they aren't perfect

Besides I'd like to see a flawed couple make it work without shilling adultery or unnecessary love rivals to advance the plot

Because I am a sucker for this trope now Kaysha's swords always matches with Leo's with slight adjustments (mainly floral and bead decorations)

In Rottmnt since Leo has red\pink stripes on him I think it's fitting for Kaysha to wear some type of blue; they're wearing coordinate even before their LOVE CONFESSION aaaaaw!

Leo has a fascination with her hair he is the ONLY ONE allowed to touch (not even Mikey has such rights)

Rottmnt!Kaysha's shape language and designs has hearts incorporated in them

Since Ben Schwartz voiced rottmnt!leo and my HC voice for kaysha is Amber Riley, I also had them be the faceclaims for my Muppets crossfic Muppets Enchanted (where Ben's character plays a Giselle-inspired Prince while Amber's character is the muppets's personal assistant) it's not a celeb/real person shipfic just something funny i came up with bc i love Muppets & the 2000s live action disney movies

Who could forget *grumbles* bayverse (screams)

Kaysha is a blogger and I guess in the 2016 version she goes with the Turtles to fight Shredder and like, Bebop and Rocksteady go all "pwetty woman" and she's all "ew"

Also she and Leo become a couple partly bc I want to show Leo DOES care about other things than just securing a goal and Kaysha assures him that he isn't heartless, that he shouldn't harden himself all the time

I guess she's also played by Amber here I'm sorry but come on I love amber and wishes she was used in more fanfics&even actual movies 😩😩😩😩 tired of zendaya and amandla

All versions of Kaysha know how to sing, in fact one of Leo's favorite things about her is her voice

Voice Actors: 87 (Cree Summer), 03 (Layla/Aisha's va from 4kids Winx), 07 (Kimberly Brooks), 2012 (Kyla Pratt), Bayverse&Rottmnt (Amber Riley)

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Heyy its me! Thank you so much for doing this with me! Its a very nice break from writing for other people! ^///^ May I please have a match-up for Ej and Jeff? I was gonna ask for Masky but I don't want to overwhelm you! Btw if you want anymore characters then don't be afraid to ask! :) Now here's my info! (Sorry that its super long!) T_T

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her

I'm 5'4 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. Honesty at this point in my life I don't really have a style....i've kinda given up on how I look lmao. I just kinda pick out some random clothes like a band t-shirt and some tight jeans. Although I do wear this one Adidas jacket a lot and a nice pair of combat boots.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends.

I have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it. Some people have also told me that I lack empathy....which I guess they aren't wrong....T_T

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. I also have lots of intrusive thoughts lol so sometimes i'll just be sitting there quietly and I'll just start laughing like a weirdo......i'm a big dork honestly. I also do that weird thing where i'm sitting down and I'll just be bouncing my leg....idk why I do it....I just do....and I also run my fingers through my hair a lot, thats why its always messy. Sometimes when i'm bored I space out and i'll chew on my lip or the side of gum...I need to stop I know but its hard to....

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lincoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything. I also love trying new things like skate boarding, playing guitar, learning how to cook things and bake.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider....like seriously I will move to the moon if one touches me.

Of course!! I was so excited! I really hope you like this, I did my best and I think it turned out pretty good for my first match-up! Enjoy, my dear!!

~Jeff~

Enemies to lovers, slowburn, 300k+ words-

Seriously though, with the way I see Jeff. You would so easily get on his nerves at the beginning. Your initial cold exterior and stubborn attitude would just rub him the wrong way. Why? BECAUSE HE’S THE SAME!

But there would be… something… Something he couldn’t place at first that would stop him from outright killing you.

He’d try to ignore you at first. You’re annoying but he can’t seem to kill you so he just… avoids the problem :/

But there’s something that draws him to you. He’ll catch you laughing with your friends and goofing off, shattering that cold exterior that he usually sees. And that will make him look closer at you.

What else is he missing?

Then he starts to notice the little things about you. How soft your hair looks, the way you chew at your lip, the little leg bounce you do, how your entire face is covered in cute little freckles.

He would deny it for so long, the fact that he’s falling for you. But then again, the thought of you with anyone else would piss. him. off.

All of a sudden, his attitude changes. He’s less harsh with you as opposed to other people. And hey! You aren’t dead!

You will notice that he’s there whenever you’re goofing off, he’s helping you stay safe when you’re being reckless, he’s there when you’re being self-destructive reminding you to be kind to yourself. He’s not the best… but he’s trying so hard to be there for you and show you he cares.

I don’t know exactly how you two would get together. One day you guys weren’t dating and then the next day you were.

I do know this, though… You probably made the first move. His pride wouldn’t let him (as he’s still denying his feelings). But he would give in to the feeling as soon as you spoke.

You two will have your arguments, and they will be messy due to both of you being stubborn, but I can see the two of you being able to work through it together. Once you both cool off, that is.

As for interests, you both love watching horror movies together! He tends to laugh at them which would make you join in, even if you’re trying to take it seriously.

I think he’d be down with your music tastes, but I can also see him arguing with you over what to listen to. It could go either way.

And it’s good that you cook! Because this boy does not… Not well, at least. He’d appreciate you making food that doesn’t taste burnt, as he struggles with that problem.

I see it this way. The beginning of your relationship would be a bit rocky, but by the end, you two will be thick as thieves!

Be prepared for a wild relationship filled with adventures!

The song I pick for you two is:

“I Love Rock ‘N Roll” by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

~Eyeless Jack~

This man… THIS MAN!

He’s an observer (funnily enough) and keeps to himself for the most part. But you… you would absolutely catch his attention.

He would find you fascinating, he wants to know your inner workings. What is going on in that head of yours? He’s just so curious.

He’d approach you cautiously, but your witty remarks and sarcasm would certainly earn you points with him. Maybe even a chuckle!

He appreciates a good-timed sarcastic comment.

He would want to get closer to you. But, honestly, he’d be scared to.

You’re so small compared to him! You’re tiny and fragile! And he… he’s possessed by a demon that could crush you. And that’s the last thing he would ever want to happen to you.

But you’re stubborn, as you’ve mentioned, and you would plant your foot down to make this relationship work. He’d be moved by that, tbh.

He loves all the little things about you and would tell you that on a daily basis.

He would love to run his hands through your hair, even if it’s tangled. He’d be so gentle about it. This man treats you like glass.

Which is why he gets so worried when you pull a reckless stunt. He never wants to see you hurt! He might be a little overprotective at times due to this, but it’s coming from a good place.

He is definitely someone who would shut down any self-destructive habits in a heartbeat. As soon as he notices you going down that road, he’d do his best to put a stop to it.

If he notices you putting up walls, he’d try to convince you to let him in. The nice thing is, he’s a patient man. He will wait for you.

He’d watch horror movies with you, though he’s not really paying attention. They don’t really hold his interest. He will read with you, though. I think he has a nice deep voice, and would happily read to you aloud if you’re interested.

Not a big fan of the smell of chlorine, so pools are a no-go for him. But if you want to go swimming, he knows of a wonderful lake that you could go to!

As a side note: please steal his clothes. He would get so flustered! Because, not only are they enormous on you, but then you smell like him.

Oh, and he’d absolutely take care of the spiders in the house. Top-tier boyfriend.

Overall, he’d be a big softie for you. You ground him and make him feel human again. And he will treasure you forever.

The song I pick for you two is:

“Always” by Panic! At The Disco

[leviskitten]

𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕 ♡

Bruno Bucciarati x reader(gn)

Warnings: general nsfw themes, nothing dark so dw.

A/n: and anotha one, but this time it’s my baby boy bruno 🥰🥰 (ps. I have a one-shot of him coming up soon but for now enjoy this).

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♡彡 A = Aftercare : What are they like after sex?

• Ok but hear me out, he’s the KING of aftercare and you cannot convince me otherwise.

He would run you a bath, and bathe you as well (unless you don’t want him to, in that case he’ll give you your space). Then he’d gently cuddle with you in his probably way too big bed and caress you until you fall sleep. Or would bring you some water and snacks so you don’t go to bed with an empty stomach 🥺

♡彡 B = Body : What’s their favorite body part of theirs? And yours?

• He likes his legs probably. I headcannon that he has ~gorgeous legs, so he probably likes them a lot.

On you, he doesn’t really have a favorite body part. I feel like he’d be the type of guy to love you as a whole, and doesn’t really notice details like that. But if you really want an answer, then I guess it’ll be your hands or something like that.

♡彡 C = Cum : Anything to do with cum basically.

• Idk why, but I feel like he cums a lot. Like, he shoots massive loads each time he cums. Which would probably be the main reason of why he’s not a big fan of cumming more than twice. And it would also be reason why he insists on cumming on you a lot of times.

Now don’t get me wrong, he loves the feeling of cumming in you and filling you up to the brim. But there’s just something in seeing you covered in his massive loads that just makes him go all fuzzy and 🥰🥰

♡彡 D = Dirty Secret : Share a dirty secret of theirs.

• He really wants to have a threesome with you and Abbachio.

He thought of it once randomly and now the scenario just keeps floating in his mind ever since. And he has a hard time trying not to stare everytime you and Abbachio interact.

Just the thought of you messy with his lipstick while both of them fuck you relentlessly makes him feel lightheaded.

♡彡 E = Experience : How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

• He probably had a little bit of prior experience, however it doesn’t really matter, because he knows what he likes and how to get it (while giving you what you want as well of course). So he definitely knows what he’s doing, don’t worry about it.

♡彡 F = Favorite Position : Self explanatory

• Not to be basic, but probably missionary or mating press.

I feel like he’s more of a soft service dom (who would sub or turn into a hard dom if asked), and a little bit of a classic romantic, so he probably likes to go at it soft and slow, for which missionary and mating press are prefect for.

♡彡 G = Goofy : How serious are they during the moment? Do they like to joke around?

• He’s probably really serious and focused on the moment, however if you laugh or joke at something and he finds it funny too, he would laugh, tho he’ll try to brush it off and go back at it again smh.

♡彡 H = Hair : How well groomed are they? Does the carpet matches the drapes?

• Oh he’s extremely well groomed down there, and everywhere else really.

Either completely shaved, or well trimmed, and would never EVER smell bad. He likes to take care of himself, so you would never catch this man slippin when it comes to that. (And yes ofc the carpet matches the drapes he has black hair lol).

♡彡 I = Intimacy : How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.

• Oh he loooves to be really intimate. Calling you sweet italian nicknames, praising you on how good you feel/how good you respond to him, kissing you constantly, grabbing your hands, etc.

And yes, he does tells you he loves you right after you both cum. It’s almost mandatory.

♡彡 J = Jack off : Masturbation headcannon.

• He doesn’t masturbate that often, but when he does, he likes to do it in the shower. Mainly so he can feel extra relaxed once he comes out of it.

♡彡 K = Kink : One or more of their kinks

• He’s fairly kinky, surprisingly, though he has a soft approach with them. Anyways, here’s a little list:

— Choking, finger sucking, praise (for both ways please 🥺), hair tugging (on him), spit (will spit on your mouth, no questions asked), anything to do with mirrors (main reason why he has a giant mirror somewhere in his room), LINGERIE (on both you and himself), edging maybe, cum play, pet play, and biting.

♡彡 L = Location : Favorite place to do it.

• Either his room, or his office. Probably his room the most, he likes the privacy and intimacy of it. However he can’t deny that the thrill of getting caught in his office is kinda hot.

♡彡 M = Motivation : What turns them on/keep them going?

• Knowing that you’re enjoying it too.

I feel like he’s a very giving person, so there’s nothing better for him than to know that you’re feeling as good as him, specially knowing that it’s him who’s making you feel like this.

Praise him and tell him that he’s doing amazing please 🥺🥺

♡彡 N = No : Something that they wouldn’t do/turn off’s

• Probably anything extremely rough, like impact play or heavy heavy degradation.

He already sees enough violence on the daily, there’s no need to bring it into the bedroom too.

♡彡 O = Oral : Preference on giving/receiving, skill, etc.

• Again, he’s a soft/service dom. Which means that he can and will eat you out as much as he likes only to make you feel good/show his appreciation.

However he does enjoy the blowjobs from under his desk while he works a little bit too much.

♡彡 P = Pace : Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc

• He likes to go at it slow and steady most of the time. Peppering you with kisses and whispering sweet stuff on your ear while he does it.

But he would speed it up or go a little bit more rough if you want him to. All you gotta do is ask~

♡彡 Q = Quickie : Their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.

• Not a big fan tbh.

He likes to take his time with you, so unless it’s a quick blowjob under his desk or something similar then don’t even bother to bring it up (mainly because he would tease you gently and make you wait until you both have enough time to actually do something about it).

♡彡 R = Risk : Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.

• He’s willing to take a few risks, if he thinks the cause for them is good enough. And he’s pretty open to experiment new stuff, as long as it’s not something extremely violent or rough.

♡彡 S = Stamina : How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

• To be honest, he can go for as many rounds as you want him to. Like I said earlier, he likes to take his time with you, so naturally, he does have the stamina to be able to do that lol.

♡彡 T = Toys : Do they own toys? Do they use them? On themselves or his partner?

• He owns a few toys, but mainly to use them on you. Like a couple of different vibrators, or buttplugs, etc. Though if you want to use them on him then he wouldn’t necessarily complain lol.

♡彡 U = Unfair : How much do they like to tease?

• Look, he might be soft and all. But this mf will tease the hell out of you when he’s bored.

I’m talking about secretly touching you under the table during a meeting, whispering dirty stuff on your ear as he passes by, taking you to a secret corner while you guys are doing something important just to have a little make out session and touch you just to leave you hanging. And stuff like that.

♡彡 V = Volume : How loud are they? What sounds do they make? Etc.

• He’s not that loud, but he does make a lot of pretty sounds.

Grunts and deep moans while he fucks you, also panting. Will moan while giving you head, or while kissing. And the only time when you’ll get to see him whiny and flustered is when you give him a blowjob, idk why.

♡彡 W = Wild card : A random headcannon for the character.

• At some point of your relationship he will get you a matching lingerie set like the one he wears under his suit. And yes, he’ll make you wear it constantly, specially if he can see bits of it through your outfit. He thinks it’s cute lol.

♡彡 X = X-Ray : Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

• His dick is a little darker than the rest of his body, like, it’s tanned almost. And he’s cut, for sure. Probably average length, but it’s more on the thicker side, and it’s quite veiny tbh.

♡彡 Y = Yearning : How high it their sex drive?

• Meh, it’s pretty regular. He’s not that much of a horny bastard, but he still likes to do it once a week or something just because he can (and if you’re up for it of course).

♡彡 Z = Zzz : How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards.

• He does get a little more sleepy after it, but he doesn’t fall asleep that quickly. Which is why he mainly likes to make sure you’re doing alright afterwards and just treat you some more.

[creepycatboyz]

Heyyy its me again! So since your willing to match-ups heres my info! If its too much then i'm sorry lol I tend to rant but I hope this is enough info and thank you for your time! I'm excited to see who you'll match me with! :D

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Straight

I'm 5'4 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. I like Flannels, band t-shirts, combat boots, etc. But i'd also always enjoy a nice oversized sweatshirt or hoodie with a pair of skinny, ripped jeans and some converses or something along those lines.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends....like i'm the type of person where if someone glares at me, i'll glare right back. I'm also a very curious person and a big overthinker.

I have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it.

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. I love petnames too like doll, sugar, sweetheart, baby etc.

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Linkoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider

Hmmm, I think I would match you up with Masky (not really a creepypasta, but y'know)! You guys have a lot in common!!

Man, does this dude love flannels, so be prepared to have a lot to steal from >:D You two would be exactly the same, pretty intimitating on the outside, but actually really funny and just funky!! He'd also be pretty much a mother hen, BUT wouldn't really stop you from doing things!! It's best to learn from own experiences, except if it's really smth dangerous.

He himself has a fair share of experience with anxiety and putting on a facade, to hide his emotions. So when you try to hide your feelings, he knows it's hard to talk about emotions, but he would look right thru it. He will patiently wait for you to tell him what's wrong tho!! He cares a lot about you and doesn't want to pressure you into talking about stuff you're not ready to :c

Masky has a slight southern accent! (he's from the south I guess, Alabama if I remember ;_; ) he can hide it well, but sometimes if he's just goofing around the accent will spill sometimes! He also ADORES when you speak in a more southern way!!! He wouldn't say it out loud but it's cute! This man also smokes, like, a lot, mostly for stress relief, but bc he also likes the smell!

ALSO be prepared for the MOST cheesiest petnames ever, honeybun, cuddle wuddle, Sweet pea and much more!! I think he loves to push limits, but if you tell him you don't like a name, he will stop calling you that ^_^

Be prepared to be cuddled to death, while it's raining / there is a thunderstorm, he also finds it comforting!! He used to spend a lot of time outside while it's raining, under the roof of his house, smoking, so big comfy moment!! Masky is also a fan of 80s and 90s rock music, but doesn't really mind any other music!

He will definitely kill all the spiders for you, or at least bring them outside, he doesn't really mind them

I hope this is okay y_y!!! I tried my best :'D

[queenlua]

hey, i started following you recently and ur bio says ur a hacker? any tips on where to start? hacking seems like a v cool/fun way to learn more abt coding and cybersecurity/infrastructure and i'd like to explore it but there's so much on the internet and like, i'm not trying to get into anything illegal. thanks!

huh, an interesting question, ty!

i can give more tailored advice if you hit me up on chat with more specifics on your background/interests.

given what you've written here, though, i'll just assume you don't have any immediate professional aspirations (e.g. you just want to learn some things, and you aren't necessarily trying to get A Cyber Security Job TM within the next three months or w/e), and that you don't know much about any specific programming/computering domain yet.

(stuff under cut because long)

first i'd probably just try to pick some interesting problem that you think you can solve with tech. this doesn't need to be a "hacking" project at first; i was just messing around with computers for ages before i did anything involving security/exploitation.

if you don't already know how to program, you should ideally pick a problem you can solve via programming. for instance: i learned a lot back in the 2000s, when play-by-post forum RPGs were in vogue.  see, i'd already been messing around, building my own personal sites, first just with HTML & CSS, and later on with Javascript and PHP.   and i knew the forum software everyone used (InvisionPowerBoard) was written in PHP.  so when one of the admins at my RPG complained that they'd like the ability to set multiple profile pictures, i was like, "hey i'm good at programming, want me to create a mod to do that," and then i just... did. so then they asked me to program more features, and i got all the sexy nerd cred for being Forum Mod Queen, and it was a good time, i learned a lot.

(i also got to be the person who was frantically IMed at 2am because wtf the forum is down and there's an inscrutable error, what do??? basically sysadmining! also, much less sexy! still, i learned a lot!)

the key thing is that it's gotta be a problem that's interesting to you: as much as i love making dorky sites in PHP, half the fun was seeing other people using my stuff, and i think the era of forum-based RPGs has passed. but maybe you can apply some programming talents to something that you are interested in—maybe you want to make a silly Chrome extension to make people laugh, a la Cloud to Butt, or maybe you'd like to make a program that converts pixel art into cross-stitching patterns, maybe you want to just make a cool adventure game on those annoying graphing calculators they make you use in class, or make a script for some online game you play, or make something silly with Arduino (i once made a trash can that rolled toward me when i clapped my hands; it was fun, and way easier than you'd think!), whatever.

i know a lot of hacker-types who got their start doing ROM hacking for video games—replacing the character art or animations or whatever in old NES games. that's probably more relevant than the PHP websites, at least, and is probably a solid place to get started; in my experience those communities tend to be reasonably friendly to questions. pick a small thing you want to do & ask how to do it.

also, a somewhat unconventional path, but—once i knew how to program a bit of Python, i started doing goofy junk, like, "hey can i implemented NamedTuple from scratch,” which tends to lead to Python metaprogramming, which leads to surprising shit like "oh, stack frames are literally just Python objects and you can manually edit them in the interpreter to do deliberately horrendous/silly things, my god this language allows too much reflection and i'm having too much fun"... since Python is a lot of folks' first language these days, i thought i'd point that out, since i think this is a pretty accessible start to thinking about How Programs Actually Work under the hood. allison kaptur has some specific recommendations on how to poke around, if you wanna go that route.

it's reasonably likely you'll end up doing something "hackery" in the natural course of just working on stuff. for instance, while i was working on the IPB forum software mods, i became distressed to learn that everyone was using an INSECURE version of the software! no one was patching their shit!! i yelled at the admins about it, and they were like "well we haven't been hacked yet so it's not a problem," so i uh, decided to demonstrate a proof of concept? i downloaded some sketchy perl script, kicked it until it worked, logged in as the admins, and shitposted a bit before i logged out, y'know, to prove my point.

(they responded by banning me for two weeks, and did not patch their software. which, y'know, rip to them; they got hacked by an unrelated Turkish group two months later, and those dudes just straight-up deleted the whole website. i was a merciful god by comparison!)

anyway, even though downloading a perl script and just pointing it at a website isn't really "hacking" (it's the literal definition of script kiddie, heh)—the point is i was just experimenting a lot and trying a lot of stuff, which meant i was getting comfortable with thinking of software as not just some immutable relic, but something you can touch and prod in unexpected ways.

this dovetails into the next thing, which is like, just learn a lot of stuff. a boring conventional computer science degree will teach you a lot (provided you take it seriously and actually try to learn shit); alternatively, just taking the same classes as a boring conventional computer science degree, via edX or whatever free online thingy, will also teach you a lot. ("contributing to open source" also teaches you a lot but... hngh... is a whole can of worms; send a follow-up ask if you want that rant.)

here's where i should note that "hacking" is an impossibly broad category: the kind of person who knows how to fuck with website authentication tokens is very different than someone who writes a fuzzer, who is often quite different than someone who looks at the bug a fuzzer produces and actually writes a program that can exploit that bug... so what you focus on depends on what you're interested in. i imagine classes with names like "compilers," "operating systems," and "networking" will teach you a lot. but, like, idk, all knowledge is god-breathed and good for teaching. hell, i hear some universities these days have actual computer security classes? that's probably a good thing to look at, just to get a sense of what's out there, if you already know how to program.

also be comfortable with not knowing everything, but also, learn as you go. the bulk of my security knowledge came when i got kinda airdropped into a work team that basically hired me entirely on "potential" (lmao), and uh, prior to joining i only had the faintest idea what a hypervisor was? or the whole protection ring concept? or ioctls or sandboxing or threat models or, fuck, anything? i mostly just pestered people with like 800 questions and slowly built up a knowledge base, and remember being surprised & delighted when i went to a security conference a year later and could follow most of the talks, and when i wound up at a bar with a guy on the xbox security team and we compared our security models a bunch, and so on.  there wasn't a magic moment when i "got it", i was just like, "okay huh this dude says he found a ring-0 exploit... what does that mean... okay i think i got that... why is that a big deal though... better ask somebody.." (also: reading an occasional dead tree book is a good idea. i owe my firstborn to Robert Love's Linux Kernel Development, as outdated as it is, and also O'Reilly's kookaburra book gave me a great overview of web programming back in the day, etc.  you can learn a lot by just clicking around random blogs, but you’ll often end up with a lot of random little facts and no good mental scaffolding for holding it together; often, a decent book will give you that scaffolding.)

(also, it's pretty useful if you can find a knowledgable someone to pepper with random questions as you go. finding someone who will actively mentor you is tricky, but most working computery folks are happy to tell you things like "what you're doing is actually impossible, here's why," or "here's a tutorial someone told me was good for learning how to write a linux kernel module," or "here's my vague understanding of this concept you know nothing about," or "here's how you automate something to click on a link on a webpage," which tends to be handier than just google on its own.)

if you're reading this and you're like "ok cool but where's the part where i'm handed a computer and i gotta break in while going all hacker typer”—that's not the bulk of the work, alas! like, for sure, we do have fun pranking each other by trying dumb ways of stealing each other's passwords or whatever (once i stuck a keylogger in a dude's keyboard, fun times). but a lot of my security jobs have involved stuff like, "stare at this disassembly a long fuckin' time to figure out how the program pointer got all fucked up," or, "write a fuzzer that feeds a lot of randomized input to some C++ program, watch the program crash because C++ is a horrible language for writing software, go fix all the bugs," or "think Really Hard TM about all the settings and doohickeys this OS/GPU/whatever has, think about all the awful things someone could do with it, threat model and sandbox accordingly." occasionally i have done cool proof-of-concept hacks but honestly writing exploits can kinda be tedious, lol, so like, i'm only doing that if it's the only way i can get people to believe that Yes This Is Actually A Problem, Fix Your Code

"lua that's cool and all but i wanted, like, actual links and recommendations and stuff" okay, fair. here's some ideas:

microcorruption: very fun embedded security CTF; teaches you everything you need to know as you're doing it.

cryptopals crypto challenges: very fun little programming exercises that teach you a lot of fundamental cryptography concepts as you're going along! you can do these even as a bit of a n00b; i did them in Python for the lulz

the binary bomb lab is hilariously copied by, like, so many CS programs, lol, but for good reason. it's accessible and fun and is the first time most people get to feel like a real hacker! (requires you know a bit of C beforehand)

ctftime is a good way to see when new CTFs ("capture the flag"s; security-focused competitions) are coming up. or, sometimes CTFs post their source code, so you can continue trying them after the CTF is over. i liked Stripe's CTFs when they were going, because they focused on "web stuff", and "web stuff" was all i really knew at the time. if you're more interested in staring at disassembly, there's CTFs focused on that sort of thing too.

azeria has good ARM assembly & exploitation tutorials

also, like, lots of good talks out there; just watching defcon/cansecwest/etc talks until something piques your interest is very fun. i'd die on a battlefield for any of Christopher Domas's talks, but he assumes a lot of specific x86/OS knowledge, lol, so maybe don’t start with that. oh, Julia Evans's blog is honestly probably pretty good for just learning a lot of stuff and really beginner-friendly?

oh and wrt legality... idk, i haven't addressed it here since it hasn't come up in my own work much, tbh. if you're just getting started you're kind of unlikely to Break The Law without, y'know, realizing maybe you're doing something a bit gray-area? and you can cross that bridge when you come to it? Real Hacking TM is way more of a pain-in-the-ass than doing CTFs and such, and you'll learn way more with the latter, so who cares lol just do the fun thing

[creepy-bi-day]

Hi! I hope your having a good day/night. I'm pretty sure you do match-ups but if I'm wrong then feel free to delete this! Also if you choose to do this could you add a sprinkle of nsfw only if your comfortable with it though! Anyways here we go.

So I'm a straight girl who uses she/her pronouns. I'm a leo and a ENTP. Im 5'4 and very skinny with a petite body build and I have very little curves and some sort of thick thighs. I have mid length thick brown hair thats kinda fluffy and it gets tangled really easily and I brown eyes. I also have tons of freckles all over my face and body.

I have a grunge style I live for flannels, combat boots, converses, band t-shirts etc. But I also love a good oversized sweater or sweatshirt. I'll steal people's clothes sometimes if they are oversized.

I can be very stubborn and competitive and incredibly feisty. People say I have a resting bitch face and I act rude sometimes but when you get to know me I'm the complete opposite, I'm very goofy and about 99% of everything that comes out of my mouth is something sarcastic or a joke. A way you could describe me is as a really mean chihuahua I guess that acts super sweet torwards certain people but kinda acts like a guard dog around others. Sorry if that was weird lol.

Im also very closed off and it's hard for people to get me to talk about my feelings or show any type of vulnerability. I also have bad anxiety about certain things.

Lastly I love 90's and 80's rock my favorite bands are Alice in chains, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lincoln Park etc. Basically anything under the rock genre! I also love horror movies and I'm absolutely terrified of spiders!

Ooooo!!

Anon, I ship you with

Jeff the Killer!

Tbh the main reason he started liking you is because the clothes

He steals your clothing when you aren’t looking

You guys both like the same type of music!

he loves your temper, and the sass you exude.

Once he starts coming out of his shell, he’ll leave his bedroom unlocked, so you can get into his closet

He loves seeing you in his clothes, and will actually wash his clothes

Crust punk Jeff anyone?

He plays it off like he doesn’t care, so you’ll probably have to confess first

He’ll be in shock, staring at you for a second before just grinning

“Took you long enough.”

As a boyfriend? He’s kind of awkward

He struggles with anxiety, too. Especially when he looks at other guys at the house

He feels insecure, so having you there to reassure him is doing wonders for his self esteem

He loves that you’re sarcastic, because he’s the same

Please wash his hair, he’s going to go on strike if you do it once

He won’t wash it unless you do it for him

He considers it bonding time

Adorable.

Overall? 10/10 you bring out his soft side.

[br4inr0tx]

Heyyy! May I have a match-up for Re8 and creepypasta? Tysm in advance and no pressure! Anyways here my info

(If you have nay questions feel free to ask)

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Straight

I'm 5'5 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. At this point I don't really care about what I wear. But i'd also always enjoy a nice oversized sweatshirt or hoodie with a pair of skinny, ripped jeans and some converses or something along those lines. I also am obsessed with Flannels.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm a big extrovert, goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends....like i'm the type of person where if someone glares at me, i'll glare right back. I can have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it.

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. I'm always super tired for some reason and I love naps.....its almost a hobby for me at this point lmao.

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Linkoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider. And sometimes people in general, especially ones that gossip or are bossy

As I expected, you sound like a pretty cool person. I hope these matches are what you were looking for, and thanks for doing a matchup on my side.

Bro this should’ve been as long as it was smh.

your Resident Evil matchup is.. Karl Heisenberg !!

As soon as I started reading your passage I immediately got those Heisenberg vibes. You two would probably get along great at first. He’d make some shitty sarcastic line and throw it at you, only for you to throw one back; which made him pleasantly surprised.

First off, you’re fucking adorable. You’re shorter then him, so fully expect him to give you surprise hugs from behind. Weirdly it’s something he likes to do- he also likes your fluffy hair; it’s nice to play with.

I don’t recommend wearing baggy clothes to his shop though, one thing gets caught on something and you’re a goner.

He’s an co-overlord of a village, and a man with sting abilities. Duke even said he’s the most dangerous. If anything, you should be the one intimidated.

He finds you adorable though, especially if you try to act tough around him.

Inside jokes GALORE. It’s to the point where Maranda is concerned and also confused. With the amount of sarcasm this man has packed into him, and how quick witted he can be, you can guarantee that’s gunna bring up some funny moments between you guys.

He calls you a fucking idiot from time to time when it comes to your reckless behavior. If you do ever get hurt though, fully expect this guy to bring out the full nurse persona. You get the best hospitality omg, even with him calling you an idiot for whatever you did.

This guy has his issues, just like almost everyone. He can understand how frustrating these feelings are too, considering how horrible he grew up being Maranda’s stepping stool in all honesty. He listens to you, but his advice is absolutely horrible. Don’t listen to it. At least he lends an ear, right?

I forgot what he smokes specifically but I think it’s cigars? Close enough. He smells like tobacco, so hopefully that’s calming to you.

This man is an absolute cuddle bug. Touch starved to the absolute MAX. Cuddles are strictly in order all the time, unless you get uncomfortable. He’s always clings to you weather you’re the big spoon or little spoon.

While you guys are cuddling you watch a random movie. Mostly horror movies, sense your so into them. Occasionally you’ll play a random Adam Sandler movie though, sense Karl finds shitty movies hilarious.

You should know damn well this man loves that kind of music too. Just look at him for gods stake. You two are blasting that music almost all the time.

He.. might bully you with spiders though. Like putting a realistic robot spider on your bed to scare you, or making spider pictures and taping them everywhere in the warehouse. It’s funny to see holy cute out are in that state.

your Creepypasta matchup is.. BEN Drowned !!

It’s hard writing for creepypasta romantically in a fluffy way so forgive me for the amount of out of character nonsense you are about to read with your vision globes.

I personally think Ben isn’t so serious as other people would think. If he can deal and be on supposedly good terms with Jeff, then I’m pretty sure this guy has to have some sort of humor. Someone who can match his chaotic energy is perfect.

You’re about his height I think. Maybe he’s a little taller idk. Either way he loves giving and receiving forehead kisses wether he’s the taller one or not.

He loves your style sm imo. He kinda only wears one outfit, and I’m not sure if he’s stuck in those clothes or sm but if he’s able to change he likes to steal your clothes. Steal his stuff as revenge I dare you. It might not end well.

He’s looked in the mirror enough times, he’s not really scared by appearance or default faces. Hell, the first time you two met, you probably were the one who got scared.

Like with most of the Creepypasta’s, Ben’s humor is really twisted. I’m not sure if your into that or not, but I’m sure it’s the prime meat for jokes about his type of humor.

Jeff would definitely hang out with you two. Y’all are a chaotic trio.

Imagine you guys going to Dairy Queen and getting complementary Blizzards- you’d be the only one walking in the store sense one of you is a wanted criminal and the other is just way to spooky to really be in public. Unless you you guys are dumb enough to try and convince the cashier you guys are cosplaying.

The swimming hobby is where you guys disconnect however. Due to personal issues, Ben has Aquaphobia. I’m sure you wouldn’t force him to swim with you, but it doesn’t stop there. He watches you intensely as you swim, pure fear and worry for you maybe drowning. Hypothetically if any accident happens, but you live though it, you’re banned from swimming. Jeff makes fun of Ben for this, and he’s told you many time he’ll beat up Ben if it’s to much of a bother to you.

Horror movie nights are a thing. Ben doesn’t get scared easily though, but if you do he hopes a gentle arm around the shoulder will help. Or- ..simply changing the movie-

Music jamming 80s - Before Ben died, he was obviously a nerdy kid. He was glued to video games which ultimately led him to becoming what he was today. A curse of being trapped in LOZ for awhile was hearing the songs over and over and over and over again. He appreciates listening to other music, and honestly he’ll listen to anything as long as it’s not from that cursed game.

Bullies you with spiders. Sorry not sorry. You could be on a computer and he’ll glitch into it and thousands of images of spiders pop up. You’re just so frickin’ cute when you’re all frightened- <3

- coii

[prettycutebunny]

Hey! Can I have a match-up for dead by daylight as well? Both killer and survivor would be nice but if its too much then I understand! For the killers could I be matched with either Joey or Frank and for the survivor its your choice! Anyways heres my info, sorry if its super long!

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Straight

I'm 5'4 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. Honesty at this point in my life I don't really have a style....i've kinda given up on how I look lmao. I just kinda pick out some random clothes like a band t-shirt and some tight jeans. Although I do wear this one Adidas jacket a lot and a nice pair of combat boots.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends.

I have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it. Some people have also told me that I lack empathy....which I guess they aren't wrong....

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. I also have lots of intrusive thoughts lol so sometimes i'll just be sitting there quietly and I'll just start laughing like a weirdo......i'm a big dork honestly. I also do that weird thing where i'm sitting down and I'll just be bouncing my leg....idk why I do it....I just do....and I also run my fingers through my hair a lot, thats why its always messy. Sometimes when i'm bored I space out and i'll chew on my lip or the side of gum...I need to stop I know but its hard to....

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lincoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything. I also love trying new things like skate boarding, playing guitar, learning how to cook things and bake.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider....like seriously I will move to the moon if one touches me.

Running in trial was exhausting , but the killer was nearby and you need to get to safety. The pig tree came to view, and as your lungs began to burn you’ve made a choice. Climbing wasn’t exactly hard but it wasn’t fun either.

Looking down to see a very confused legion member lost and confused. He didn’t know where you were and it’s all you needed to breath. The moment the killer walked off, a crow started screaming on top of your head.

The entity was telling him where you were and you tried to shoo it away. As the heartbeat picked again, you started your fight with the damn thing. The tree branch under you snapped causing you to scream and land under the killer’s feet.

Frank’s laugh rang the entire farm, as he fell on his ass and was laughing hysterically. You buffed your cheek and dusted your clothes as you started running away again. He was trying to stand to run after you but couldn’t hold it together.

A hand grabbed you from behind the shed and held you down next to the owner. Jake was crouched worried. He handed you a midkit and started examining you before you could protest, clearly worried.

Frank spent the entire trial laughing whenever his eyes landed on you, giggling harder when you call him names. His behavior changed in an instant when jake grabbed you away again.

It became like game of cat and mouse, frank wanted jake’s dead while you both ran off from him. The laugher didn’t piss you off as much as Frank’s ignoring you in his frenzy to kill off jake.

What even is this trial ?

I mate you up with both frank and jake !

Frank loves your personality , style , manner of speaking , and your body. Everything about you is fun , badass , and relatable. Would kill for you in any seconds. He’s a prick , would tease and laugh at you but hook anyone who does it beside him.

Jake is similar for a different reason. He also love your clothing style - he does the same thing himself look at his cosmetics - , he’s more quiet but appreciates someone sticking for him , would help you in any time you need , and see you as his perfect partner.

Frank would want to posses you while jake would want to protect you choose who you like more wisely.

[caffeineaddicted-noonie]

Heyyyy so now that your ask box is open can I have a match-up for creepypasta? Thanks in advance and I'm super excited to read about who you match me with! Now here's my info (Sorry its so long) and as a way of paying you back, if you'd like a match-up as well then i'd be happy to write you one!

Zodiac sign: Leo sun, Aries moon, Leo rising

Personality Type: ENTP

Pronouns: She/her

I'm 5'4 and I have a very tiny body frame so i'm extremely petite and pretty small. I'm not very curvy and I literally have the body of a cereal box...lol but its fine because I have nice hips and thighs. I have thick brown hair that goes down to my back and it gets tangled pretty easily but its kinda fluffy. I have brown eyes and tiny freckles all over my face and body. Honesty at this point in my life I don't really have a style....i've kinda given up on how I look lmao. I just kinda pick out some random clothes like a band t-shirt and some tight jeans. Although I do wear this one Adidas jacket a lot and a nice pair of combat boots.

For my personality.....this is where things get interesting. At first people find me very intimidating due to my resting bitch face and cold exterior but I promise i'm not like that ALL the time. When you get to know me, i'm goofy and about everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm or some dry humored joke. I'm also that one friend in a group where they literally will do the stupidest shit ever like for an example one time it was super dark outside and my other friend was there, while I was trying to climb a tree and I failed and fell out of the tree, and landed on my back. I got straight up after that somehow it didn't hurt.....like at all? But yeah i'm super reckless and sometimes people have to save me from myself if you get what I mean. I also have a very strong "I don't give a fuck" attitude and I will not hesitate to stick up for myself or my friends.

I have bad anxiety and I can be very self destructive. This is where my feisty, stubborn, hardheaded side comes in. If I want something then i'll fight for it even if it hurts me and i'll get into a bad cycle of putting myself down and trying to do better even if I did great the first time but I always push myself too far and other people have to stop me because I usually can't see it when its happening. I also cover my emotions up and I have a lot of trouble talking about whats bothering me or what problems i'm having emotionally so I put up a wall and I act tough, or happy and sometimes i'll be the exact opposite but I try to hide it. Some people have also told me that I lack empathy....which I guess they aren't wrong....T_T

Weird things about me: I've grown up in the south all my life so sometimes when I talk a few words they'll come out sounding WAYYY more country and southern then I wanted, I don't have an accent but sometimes my words just come out that way. I also love the smell of cigarette smoke....let me explain. When I was a kid my parents smoked a lot and I was used to smelling it and now it reminds me of home and is sort of comforting. I also have lots of intrusive thoughts lol so sometimes i'll just be sitting there quietly and I'll just start laughing like a weirdo......i'm a big dork honestly. I also do that weird thing where i'm sitting down and I'll just be bouncing my leg....idk why I do it....I just do....and I also run my fingers through my hair a lot, thats why its always messy. Sometimes when i'm bored I space out and i'll chew on my lip or the side of gum...I need to stop I know but its hard to....

Things I like: I love swimming (I was on a swim team for about 9 years), I love horror movies, I like rain and the sounds of thunderstorms because its calming to me, I also love the smell of rain, I like cloudy days, cooking, listening to 80's and 90's rock but mainly 90's because 90's is the best, My favorite bands are Bush, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lincoln Park, Pearl jam but i'm pretty open to anything. I also love trying new things like skate boarding, playing guitar, learning how to cook things and bake.

Things I dislike: Spiders.......I will scream if I see a spider....like seriously I will move to the moon if one touches me.

RBF… I HAVE THAT TOO OuO!!.Spiders?? EHHH ew, I dont like them too and roaches and bees or wasp. I cried bc a wasp wont leave me alone hahahh. Anyways, i was surprised that you gave me a lot of deets abt yourself! It would really help me and Thank You!! And you would do a match-up for me?? Aw, thxx. I hope you would have a good day! Take Care <3

[keiishin]

boyfriend!oikawa hcs

hi i’m back lol continuing with the bf headcanon series feel free to send in requests for who you want next in this series!! sorry this is kinda long lol bb tooru is my fave so i got a lil carried away 🥴

being in a relationship with oikawa would be a lot of work tbh but it would be WORTH IT

like the two things he loves the most are volleyball and you and he would really love it if those two things could be together as much as possible

if you play volleyball then he’d LOVE to just like play pepper with you whenever there’s a stray ball lying around like just goofing off and chatting while casually passing the ball back and forth like omg he would love that

for this reason there’s always a ball lying around whoever’s house youre at so even if you aren’t at a gym you can play as much volleyball as possible (although sometimes when you’re playing just like in someone’s room one of you accidentally loses control of the ball and it breaks something or knocks something over which prompts the two of you to jokingly argue and blame the other person like “maybe if you hadn’t tipped the ball so short i would’ve been able to play the BALL” “that ball was perfectly playable!!”) (the “arguments” dont last long tho bc one of you always breaks and starts laughing and everything’s all happy and playful again)

the two of you would watch games together as a date night like you’d just curl up on the couch together with popcorn or something and just put on games from the other schools so you could analyze their plays together and talk about strategy

or sometimes he’d put on a seijoh game (ofc one where they win) just so he could talk about how good he looks and brag about his team (not like he needs to bc you already KNOW)

if you DONT play volleyball that’s totally cool too don’t worry!! he’d still love you uwu

of course he’d wanna try and teach you a couple things hehe yes he’d make sure you at least know all the terminology and stuff

also you better come to watch all of his games !!! he expects you to be front row watching and cheering for him !!

if you can’t come to a game for whatever reason expect him to be v pouty and whiny for the rest of the day (you can make it up to him with cuddles and kisses though)

when you come watch he’s extra flirty and shows off way more than usual and his team low key hates it lol but they love you so it’s fine

when they win you’d better be there as soon as they leave the court and he’ll give you a big sweaty hug and an even bigger kiss like he’s so happy and you’re happy for him and you don’t mind that he’s sweaty (his teammates think it’s gross lol and iwa always makes fun of him for how clingy the two of you are when you’re together)

the rare times they lose....oh boy

he’d be pretty cold and brush you off at first like “it’s fine,” and just cooly walk out straight faced and not showing any emotion

as soon as you’re back home tho and out of sight of his team mates he’d just come to you and break down in ur arms :( he’d feel like it’s all his fault and you’d have to constantly reassure him he did his best AHHH okay i’m gonna stop here i don’t wanna get all sad and angsty

ANYWAYS volleyball aside whenever he’s not at practice he’s with you

if you go out for a date you guys like to do cute quirky little things like go to a board game cafe or go stargazing or something or honestly ?? just going for a walk together hehe he likes to be in public together so he can show you off

oikawa is all about pda omg like nothing gross but like he Wants other people to know you’re together mayhaps he rlly loves leaving hickies on you in visible places oop

but if you decide to stay in guess what there’s not a moment you aren’t touching each other like you thought y’all were clingy before?? when it’s just the two of you it’s even MORE

cooking?? he’s got a hand around your waist of youre hugging him from behind or something. watching stuff together?? you’re all tangled up in each other’s limbs. so much affection hehe

also lots of time spent in whoever’s room together if u know what i mean hehe

too often y’all will be just innocently cuddling or kissing softly or something then someone’s hands start wandering and like the flick of a switch things are more passionate and urgent and heavy i mean it’s bound to happen when you can’t keep your hands off each other

this leads to so much teasing in the change room mostly from the other third years lol like more often than not he’ll be all marked up from you sometimes in places he doesn’t even know and there’s sO much giggling and teasing (he loves the attention tho so he doesn’t mind)

the two of you would have little arguments fairly often but usually it’s nothing serious and you’d resolve it very quickly too and no hard feelings it’s good your communication is v open and that’s how you guys can be so close y’all understand each other so well

anyways yeah in summary having oikawa tooru as ur bf would just be full of affection and goofiness and fun and it’d be so nice ;—;

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #292

“dear god, let’s make this fucking clear: dear god, there’s nothing that i fear”

What internet browser do you use? Chrome. What brand water do you drink? (Smart Water, Dasani, etc) Mom just grabs the Great Value jugs. Do you have a job? No. Are you full-time or part-time? N/A Are you watching TV right now? No. Or are you listening to music? Yeah, "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy. Such a great song. Would you go to jail for 3 years for $1,000,000? No. I would NOT survive in jail. When's your birthday? February 5th. I cannot fucking believe I'm almost 25. Thoughts on kids? Too impressionable for me. Even with my niece and nephew, I feel like every single word I say just like... stamps into their brains, and what if I say something that negatively affects them? I feel like it's my responsibility as an aunt to be a fountain of wisdom when I'm definitely not. I just get nervous around kids. Worst punishment you've ever received by your parents? I wouldn't call it a "punishment," but when I skinned the everliving fuck out of my knees and Mom was patching me up while I was just sobbing away, my dad literally roared "SHUT UP!" from my parents' bedroom, and it's stuck with me forever. Honestly, I think it may be a root in my extreme fear of men yelling. Worst punishment from Mom, probably this time where she smacked the shit outta my arm as a kid and left a clear handprint for a while. Are you the type who is completely against abortion? Why? No, I am firmly pro-choice, despite being pro-life most of my life. I don't feel like writing a moral essay, but basically, I absolutely cannot agree with forcing a woman to carry a human they don't want for whatever reason for nine fucking months, endure one of the most traumatically painful things known to man, and then properly and adequately care for that child. That is such a huge fucking responsibility that should be forced upon *nobody*. "But adoption!" Yeah, go tell that to the thousands of children waiting on you. This is leaning on exactly what I said I wouldn't do, so moving along. Have you ever read a book that actually changed your outlook on life? "I’ve read some books that were phenomenal, but I wouldn’t necessarily go so far as to say that they 'changed my outlook on life'." <<<< This was Johnny Got His Gun for me. Does your favorite flower hold any meaning to you? No. What would you do if your favorite animal became endangered? I would fucking freak. Have you ever owned an expensive eyeshadow palette? No, but I honestly do want at least one, primarily with a deep black and then some nice grays and neutral colors. Do you own a tripod for your camera? Yes. Are your nails always painted? Quite the opposite. What's one thing you've had a toxic reaction to? A breakup. Which holiday is your favorite to decorate for? I honestly don't really decorate because I just don't have the motivation, but Halloween is the best. Were you popular in school? Nope. Are there any foods that often give you heartburn or indigestion? BANANAS, dark sodas (like Coke or Dr. Pepper), peanut butter can... It's hard for me to tell much now because I have chronic heartburn and am medicated for it. Works great, so I don't experience this much. Is there something you intend to buy in the near future? Yes. Once my tattoo is done (I'm setting the appointment the next time we leave the house, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH), what I have left is going towards Venus' new terrarium. She really needs a 40 gallon. Is anyone in your family artistically talented? What about musically? I was the art kid, and family still insist I should be an artist. What cute behaviors or characteristics does/do your pet(s) have? Omg, Roman has so many. He nuzzles me all the time, will collapse into my hand to pet him, he insists on being the little spoon at bedtime (no, really), he literally tries to groom me with his teeth, licks my face... He is just a doll. My little buddy for sure. Now onto Venus. She loves to chill next to me in bed or find a cozy place under the covers, and omgggg does she love to slither around the bed doing the periscope thing. So curious. What's the screensaver on your computer? I don't have one. What’s the sexiest thing about a guy? I am WEAK for nice shoulderblades/muscular shoulders ok. What’s the sexiest thing about a girl? I am an ass bitch and I will not hesitate to admit it ayyyyyeeeee. Who were you with at midnight on January 1, 2021? Nobody. Who was the last person to send you a message on social media? My sister Misty. She's planning to surprise Mom (her stepmom, anyway) by showing up in a few weeks with her fiance and all her kids she's never met but desperately wants to. My mom is the only "real mom" she's ever had, and she just feels so bad that she has a by now teenage daughter (among three other younger ones) that has never met her "grandmother." It's just an expensive and long trip, but Misty's finally called it enough and is just driving down here with everyone. Mom is going to fucking sob. ^ What qualities does this person have, that you appreciate? Nice timing for this, since her fiercely anti-mask bullshit is all I can focus on about her lately... but there are good things about her. She truly is a very loving, passionate woman that, just like me, feels deeply and expresses it. What was the last thing that caused you to scowl, or frown? Does grimacing count from a sudden bodily pain? Have you smiled at any point during the last hour? Yeah. I'm watching the VOD of Arin Hanson playing Kingdom Hearts 2 for charity, and he went on a total fucking laughing fit. His laugh is so precious, so I just couldn't stop grinning. What was the last thing you consulted Google for? Ensuring "grimace" was the right word for my former expression, even though I was pretty positive it was correct... I don't know if anyone's noticed, but my English skills are degrading, particularly in spelling. It's concerning me. I was an English whiz my whole life up to now. My only guess is it's related to how godawful my memory is also declining. So, did anyone send you a "Happy New Year" message when midnight hit? No. When was the last time you were on a carousel? Probably not since I was a teenager being goofy with Jason or somebody. What is the closest you have ever been to an elephant? I have a picture on my dA of a beautiful elephant walking RIGHT by its fence at the zoo. It was pretty amazing, considering just how incredibly immense their enclosure is. Have you ever played Halo? No, it's not my kinda game. Have you ever read a National Geographic magazine? Oh, I'm positive I've read sections while in waiting rooms of various places. When was the last time you had a pillow fight? I have no idea. Realistically it was probably w/ Jason since that sounds like some cute playfighting thing we'd do, but I don't remember a particular instance. Name somebody who you think deserves more respect: "Retail works. The horror stories my mom has on the daily is absolutely ridiculous. People can be so incredibly rude." <<<< I absolutely agree with this; what friends and strangers alike rant about is just depressing. Nobody, especially those working through a goddamn pandemic that's killing thousands, deserves the disrespect that comes their way. Have some goddamn decency and know half the issues you bring up to retail workers isn't even their damn fault. Ohhhh, I could rant about this. In your own words, define what the word sexy means. So you mean like, what I think is considered sexy, not just the general definition? If that's the case, uhhh. Self-confidence (but absolutely not arrogance) is very attractive to me as a bitch who lacks it entirely, as well as good manners, being outgoing, and just... charm. I don't quite know how to describe that "charm" other than I'm really drawn to people who are unique and happy with it and just seem to have an aura about them that feels good to be in. What is the most popular tourist attraction where you live? I'm going to look at this question as if you're asking about my state and not general location because 1.) there ain't shit here and 2.) I'd prefer to keep relatively where I live quiet on the Internet. Looked it up and apparently NC's biggest tourist bait is the Biltmore Estate. Never been there myself, but it'd be pretty dope. Without looking - do you know what brand your underwear is? I'm in my own home and pjs, who the fuck wears underwear with that criteria lmao. Are you any good at volleyball? NOOOOOOOOO. I went to a volleyball camp thing once when I was younger and that shit hurts the hell outta your hands. I didn't stay long. Have you ever had a water balloon fight? Why of course. Do you think some babies are ugly? Quite honestly, probably most, especially newborns. Don’t you miss Chuck E. Cheese? I do; going there was one of the most exciting possible things to me as a kiddo. Do you think Fall Out Boy is gonna be a classic band, like Queen or AC/DC? Possibly. I mean they sure are pretty successful and well-known. Do you love stuff-crusted pizza? Eh, it's not my preference, but I'll eat it. Do you apply lotion after you bathe? No, but I really should, given how dry my skin is. What’s your favorite color? Pastel pink. Who did you have your most amazing kiss with? I'd like to not think about this. Has a YouTube video of yours ever gotten over 10,000 views? Lol definitely not. I think at least one on my older channel hit 1k somehow???? It was a birthday gift I made for someone. Would you ever get a tattoo on your collar bone? lol I already have one there. At some point I'm getting it covered, though. Do you like Robert Frost poems? I do! Do you go to church every Sunday? I never do. Have you ever been in a relationship on-and-off for more than a year? No, I don't play that game. You want me or you don't, so I'm not wasting my time on your uncertainty or just our lack of stability for whatever reason. If you had to get famous for one of the following, which would you choose: music, acting, writing, modeling? Absolutely writing. What do you think of girls with huge boobs that don’t wear bras in public? ?????????????????? i don't?????????????? care???????????????? they're not my tits??????????????? What is the last thing you tried on in a store? I don't know. I avoid trying shit on like the plague. And then it ends up being too big/small. I wonder why. Is sleeping naked more comfortable than in clothes? I've only ever fallen asleep naked once, and accidentally at that, so I really don't remember how I felt about it? Consciously though, I would feel very, very vulnerable so don't have plans to when I have my own place. Have you ever had a dream in which you were making out, or more, with someone? HAHAHA Y'AAAAAALLLLLLL THIS WAS DEADASS THE ONLY LUCID DREAM I'VE EVER HAD LMAOOOOO Do you feel as though you have a good memory, or are you forgetful at times? Do you feel that your short-term memory or long-term memory is better? My short-term memory is absolutely atrocious, like to the point it seriously affects my ability to get shit done. You can give me something that needs to be done and I will forget in a heartbeat. Now, my long-term memory is astonishing. I can remember many things from my childhood in incredible detail. Have you ever had a concussion or some other sort of brain injury before? Did you need to have surgery for it? I've had a concussion or two. I can't remember which. I didn't need surgery. Do you have any sort of mental illnesses or disorders? What do they involve? Yeah: chronic depression, crippling social anxiety, generalized anxiety, avoidant personality disorder (AvPD), obsessive compulsive disorder, PTSD, bipolar II, and I think that's it. My head's a mess and a half. What’s the longest that your hair has ever been? How about the shortest? When is the last time that you got it cut? About to the small of my back; how it is now, which is pretty much shaved on the left and fades to near my chin on the right. I actually got it cut last month; we've gone to a family friend for years whose shop is just an extra building by her house and very rarely has more than two clients in it. We had masks on, of course. At what age did you start getting gray hairs, if you happen to have any? I don't have any. Somehow, given my stress level at all times, haha. What are some ways that you style your hair? Do you use any sorts of products in it? It's too short to style. I don't use any products in it but obviously shampoo. Who was the last person to truly get on your nerves? What do you think caused you to feel that way? Probably my mom. I think she was in a rotten mood for one reason or another and just being snappy and generally rude. Do you recycle? Is this through choice or do you live somewhere where it’s compulsory? We do; it's by choice, and it'd be immensely ignorant not to where we live considering it literally gets picked up with the other garbage. Do you prefer plain, carbonated, or flavored water? Do you think you drink enough water throughout the day? I've never tried carbonated water, and flavored water rarely works for me due to artificial sweeteners giving me beastly headaches. So I'll just take really cold, filtered water. Have you ever needed to call the police, ambulance, or fire department? I had to call the ambulance for my mom right before her cancer was discovered because she was literally immobile and in ungodly pain. When was the last time you visited the library? What was the purpose of your visit? At my old college, as the newspaper photographer, I took some artsy pics up there. I will probably forever worry that leaving school resulted in the biggest career opportunity slipping through my fingers through that newspaper. Do you see a lot of wild animals where you live? Are any of them dangerous? I guess about the normal amount you'd see in the country. Some dangerous animals live here, sure, that's probably everywhere, but you very rarely see any. Aside from when you were born, have you ever had to stay the night in the hospital? For suicidal thoughts and one attempt, yes. Have you ever experienced a panic attack? Ahhhh, do I know those well. Thankfully, it's been a long time since I had an all-out panic attack. Would you ever want to go into the medical profession? Was your answer different pre-COVID? Nope. Well, besides being a vet, which I haven't wanted to be since I was a kid. Where you live, are people paying attention to whatever restrictions are in place to help control COVID? Many? No. Because it's apparently a fuckin hoax or not as bad as the government wants us to think. Fucking cretins. Do you get a real or artificial Christmas tree? Artificial. Real ones aren't worth the money nor mess. What’s your favourite type/flavor of popcorn? Caramel corn. Do you drink oat milk? No, but I'm interested in at least trying it. The dairy industry is absolutely repulsive if you look into it, and I'd love to do what I can to take as little part in it as possible... even though I am a dairy fiend. I seriously wish I could go vegan, I am just WAY too picky for it. Do you love thrifting? Oh fuck yes. I've been very few times in my life, but I'mm all about it. Do you consider using only lowercase letters your aesthetic? I do find it visually appealing; I like the flow of similar letter height. I never do it for "serious" things, but on places where it's "for the aesthetic," it's likely that's how I'll write something. Do you say “mood?” Way too much lmao. Do you own fairy lights? No, though I would like them if it wouldn't look stupid in my room. Do you own glass straws because the metal ones kind of gross you out because you can’t tell if they are clean or not? ... I didn't know glass straws were a thing. I have a handful of metal ones though, but I always forget I have one in my purse when I go out... Have you made a TikTok? No. Do you own airpods? No. Are you afraid of Mercury in retrograde? I don't believe in a planet's position or whatever having any effect on people. Do you make life choices based on astrology? Definitely not, considering I don't believe in it to begin with. How many pairs of converse shoes do you own? Maybe like, five? Number of jeans in your closet: Zero. What accent do you have? Not really any, but sometimes I sound kinda southern with specific words. Do you have a big butt? Yo I got a Hank Hill ass, so no. Do you count how long you and your gf/bf have been together? In my past relationships, yes, I assigned our anniversary to memory. I don't really... know why, like it doesn't really matter how long you've been together, I just do. Have you graduated? From HS, yes. I dropped out of college three times lmao. Rihanna or Lady GaGa? Ohhh, not sure. Maybe GaGa, but both ladies have songs I love. "Disturbia" doess beat all of her songs, tho. The fuckin BEAT. Do you use fake eyelashes? Never tried 'em. Which was the last book that really captivated you? The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. What makeup brands do you use? I'm not loyal to any, really. I would be if I could afford expensive shit, but yeah, that ain't my life.