percy’s view of himself: i’m so stupid and ugly and useless. i’m such a lame demigod
literally everyone else’s view of percy:
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canon clarisse and annabeth interaction
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message
Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
later
Annabeth Chase: presses play
Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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we don’t talk about this nearly enough- the way percy is so dumbfounded that someone actually likes him for who he is
i’m crying …
like of course annabeth loves you, seaweed brain
now you just need to see that YOU ARE MORE THAN WORTHY OF IT
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annabeth: and that's the plan!
annabeth: now let's see who was paying attention.
kahoot music starts
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Percy: What happened?
Annabeth: You fell down the stairs, do you not remember?
Percy: Not really. I remember tripping, and I remember the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Annabeth: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.
Percy: Then what was that siren?
Grover: Sorry, I was really nervous.
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Love how Percy just casually drops lore all throughout the Son of Neptune. Frank and Hazel are getting the encyclopedia knowledge on every monster they encounter plus some extra side stories from how he fought them in gym classes and "oh yea, I had a fist fight with Kronos in Manhatten."
And then they meet Annabeth and realize that behind every goofy looking powerful guy, there's an incredibly smart, capable and even more powerful woman who makes sure he doesn't die on a daily basis and are like, "oh. thats why he's still alive."
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Percy and Fish
Baby Percy: Mooom!
Sally: Yes, Percy?
Baby Percy: Glub Glub says he wants more friends and a bigger tank. Can we go get it for him?
Sally: ...did Glub Glub say that or did you?
Baby Percy: Glub Glub did.
Sally: ...Percy, you know we can't. Sorry, baby
Baby Percy: Aww :(
Glub Glub: I told you we can't
Baby Percy: Shut up, Glub Glub
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Percy: Annieee!!!
Annabeth: *sighs* What?
Percy: The fish is looking at me weird again!
Annabeth: For Gods' sake, Percy! Leave it alone!
Percy: *to the fish* I know what you're up to. You may have fooled her but not me
Gilluermo: She will never believe you
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percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once
friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!
percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry
friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?
percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important
friend:
percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room
friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?
percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!
friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?
percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!
friend:
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percy: on a scale of one to finding-out-that-yolo-is-in-the-dictionary how mad do you think annabeth will be
grover: wait what?
annabeth, from the distance: YOLO IS NOT A WORD IT IS AN ACRONYM-
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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words
percy: not my fucking problem
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Annabeth Chase: I dare you-
Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Annabeth Chase: Why not?
Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.
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