#percy is awesome

[thedemigodsguide]

Hey, demigods!

I just want to say one thing.

Having a crush on either Percy, Annabeth, or both, regardless of your romantic/sexual attraction is 100% valid. I'm pretty sure it's a rite of passage now in CHB. Like at CJ, they have working with Lupa. Here we have crushing on Percabeth.

They are literally so awesome and amazing that they transcend all orientation. In fact, I think they should have their own orientation dedicated solely to them.

Let's call it ✨Percabethromantic/Percabethsexual✨🏳️‍🌈

See you around!

–Kally

[peecyjacksoo]

Hades offering them something to eat literally killed me. Hades is like "the smart one's gone" and immediately tried to keep them there forever.

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[liesmultixxx]

Just Annabeth Chase being the coolest wise girl ever 😎😎

(Percy is one lucky guy)

[sweetnnaivete]

jason the kinda guy to be like "this one's for you" while playing basketball then by surprised when he makes it in the hoop

[pyrotechnicdarts]

lasting effects of long-term possession

[thecatinthemoony]

(spoilers of the chalice of the triple goddess preview)

we have literally, three chapters of that book and this fandom has already missed the mark on a new character.

Bare with me. You are senior in a prestigious nyc school. Your friend and roommie is super cool and smart and she's 200% going places. But for some reason, she's dating this loser that was barely accepted in one of those bad, poor, public schools, he's at the edge of not graduating, and he looks like the kinda dude that you change sidewalks if you cross him.

OF COURSE HANA DOESN'T LIKE PERCY. SHE LOOKS AT THIS DUDE AND WONDERS HTF IS ANNABETH DATING THE PICTURE OF PROBLEM KID. IT IS HER GIRLFRIEND DUTY TO HATE HIM

[some-fantastic-kay]

one of the pjo fandom's biggest crimes is forgetting about Leo's happy ending. He was pretty much adopted by Jo and Emmie, he has Georgina as a new little sister, and he and Reyna canonically see each other as siblings. Yes, he lost Jason but he found a proper home for the first time in his life

[aroaceleovaldez]

sans text/white bg version of this. i have decided we need to draw Thalia with battlepants more often cause it totally rocks.

[seagull9111]

stop making will only a doctor who over works himself occationaly and is nicos boyfriend challenge

most solangelos fans fail

[sentientsliotar]

CLARISSE HAS HER ELECTRIFIED SPEAR

They cut to Clarisse when Chiron says “there will be war” that is so dam cool

Daughter of Ares is representing her cabin.

Percy is not gonna have fun finding out about the spear but I can’t wait to see her use it.

[supernatural-24]

People need to talk about how fucking funny Supernatural Season 1 is. Sam and Dean rock up to a smallfuck hillbilly town in the middle of nowhere where people are being viciously slaughtered by some unfathomable creature, in a sick as fuck vintage car with stolen license plates.

Then they rock up to the crime scene in their boots and zip up hoodies and brown leather jackets with their very obvious fake IDs and babyfaces all like “oh yeah we’re federal officers!” and the local cops are like “for sure, here’s everything you need to know on the case”. Then they’re chilling in some motel that looks like its been abandoned for like ten years and has been festering in a swamp since then, and Sam’s like “Dean what if it’s a *insert generic monster name here*” and Dean’s all “no way, it's definitely not *insert generic monster name here*. I actually don’t even know what we’re doing here, this definitely isn’t our type of problem, we’re supposed to be looking for Dad”.

Then this random hot girl’s brother or husband or boyfriend or cousin or best friend or something idfk gets slaughtered by the monster and Dean’s like “fuckgjhjajsifoa maybe it is a *insert generic monster name here*” and Sam’s like “well we all know the one way to kill a *insert generic monster name here*: silver bullet right in that mofo’s heart” .Then the hot girl goes “I’m sick of the cops in this town doing nothing about it! I’m going after it myself!” and Sam and Dean go “okay that’s chill whatever, but we'll come to cause we can protect you” and she’s like “I can look after myself thanks very much, I don’t need your protection”. Sure enough, she ends up needing their help, and they burst in the room or hotel or mansion or bridge or woods or something idfk guns blazing shooting everything. Then the *insert generic monster name here* fucking stabs Sammy and Dean’s like hyperventilating “no one beats the shit outta my brother but me!” BAM silver bullet right in that fucking abominations heart. Then Dean viciously makes out with the hot girl while Sam fucking bleeds out on the floor.

Then the next day they’re driving in the car together and Dean’s all “we should do this more often, you know saving people, hunting things, fucking bitches” and Sam’s all “I’m only in this to find Dad cause I gotta find that yellow eyed dickhead”. Then a closing shot of the Impala driving into the sunset with fucking Kansas playing the background. How did anyone take this show seriously back in 2005. How did it get renewed for another fourteen seasons. How did it become one of the most iconic series of all time. I am furiously making out with the cast and also stabbing the writers.

[piperscharm]

PJ characters as things me & my friends have said‼️

Percy: “Luke, I am your discord kitten.”

Will: “Wait, you can be gay in Texas?”

Piper: “All sunshines and rainbows? NO, PEDOPHILIA.”

Nico: “I accidentally texted Leo saying, ‘try not to remain alive.’”

Piper to Leo: “You’re so house arrest core.”

Percy to Annabeth: “I’m committing felonies for you, babygirl.”

Jason: “I-I-I’m fine, just suffocating.”

Nico to Will (accidentally): “If you fart in my face, I will make you gag tonight.”

Piper: “I don’t have Paris, the country.”

Leo: “I’m gonna start barking again.”

Jason: “Dear lord Jesus, I pray to you today—“

Grover: “Why do you have god in here?!”

Hazel to Percy: “Are freshmen your favorite breed of animal.”

Frank: “Honestly, after hearing that, I’m happy I was unconscious for the first 5 years of my life.”

Percy: “So my swim friends nicknamed me God.”

Leo to Piper: “Your eyes are two different flavors.”

Will: “Therians make my skin boil.”

[willthespy]

*riptide starts playing*

[ginumo]

there's a first time for anything, and apparently this time around is to get into a fnaf-style game SNRK

[accidentallyycreated]

Never fails to amaze him🫶