#peter parker aka the spider

[throughthelensofthebabypanini]

Post CW Avengers where Alphas Steve and Bucky pull a Clint-with-the-secret-family and bring the entire team to hide out in their upstate NY home but forgetting to inform their former HYDRA Spider/Red Room’s only begotten Son/Herald of Death Omega Peter that they’re bringing guests over.

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“You know, when I told you boys you could bring work home with you sometimes, I meant you could bring paperwork or evidence you need to study, not bring your entire team over because the villain of the week blew up the compound.” An unknown voice rings loud and clear in the hull of the Quinjet startling the already agitated heroes.

After a moment of stunned silence, Tony peeps out, “Um, hello? Hi! Who are you?”

The voice responds cooly, “Ask the Alphas whose knots are in danger of being fodder for the pigs.”

“Heeey babydoll! Um We know this isn’t the best time to do this but we thought the team could spend a few days at ours?” Steve, who apparently knows the owner of the voice, reasons. The Captain fiddles with his hands and throws a sheepish smile towards one of the cameras.

“Don’t you babydoll me Steven Grant. We agreed that the pups and I are off limits to your crew until we’re all ready. This is a clear violation of what we agreed on.” ‘Babydoll’ bites out.

Bucky opens his mouth to respond but is cut off by a flailing Tony, “Wait wait wait! Hold on! Babydoll? Pups? What the actual fuck is going on right now?”

Bucky stares at Steve, a whole conversation happens with their eyes. Steve widens his eyes at Bucky and the latters sighs heavily. With a pinch of his nose he says gesturing to the ceiling and then towards the team, “Um so everyone this is Steve’s and I’s mate, Peter. Peter, darlin’, this is the team.”

Peter, who seems to be more exasperated now than displeased responds, “I would like to say it’s a pleasure but considering the circumstances it’s quite unfortunate that this is how our family’s introduced to all of you.” He sighs and calls out to Steve and Bucky, “Steven, James, KAREN’ll take care of the landing protocols. Make sure not to agitate any of the plasma cannons near the fences, I’d prefer it that I’m the one that gets to blast you both for this.”

Both super soldiers let out a relieved breath, “We’ll make it up to you sweetheart. We promise.”

“Oh you better or else you both can get ready sleeping with the horses for at least a month.”

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I am KAREN of the Spider’s network. I request everyone to please be seated as we are about to reach the Barnes-Rogers family home. Thank you.

[ekza-art]

Thanks to @kidovna I couldn't get the SpiderVers-AU of Byler out of my head. The concept of Will as Spiderman is largely inspired by her, as well as Andrew Garfield's Spidy and a little Tom Holland's. Color rendering inspired more by Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

[irondad-defensesquad]

me: *breathes*

everyone: YES, we know you love spider-man homecoming. WE KNOW.

[primewritessmut]

“If I didn’t know it would align with your auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish, I would fucking strangle you.”

“I love it when you reference my file, baby.”

“Might do it anyway since you can’t swallow a fucking serum pill with your throat crushed.”

“Nnngh, Cricket. Death threats? I didn’t know we were already at third base.”

“Fuck you.”

“If you’re offerin’…”

A Particular Set of Skills Chp 18

[choujinx]

SPIDER-MAN: ITSUWARI NO AKA (2019-2020) by oosawa yuusuke

[sketchyallstar]

Some doodles of my Spidersonas and their universe’s versions of Spiderman-adjacent characters, one of these was from a @croxovergoddess template, also practiced some Spidey poses from a gif of the final battle in Spider-Man: No Way Home

[peterbwatsonparker]

imo, vigilantes should 100% lean into the whole ‘technically criminals’ angle. give them the most skewed, batshit possible relationship with the law.

what i mean is.

peter parker should be allowed to re-appropriate supplies from Oscorp and other assorted companies of dubious ethical origin. as a treat

[no-nightingalez]

Happy pride month to my spider-man loving trans fam

[smoreal]

I like the idea of Sonic staying a teenager for all eternity, but I still think it’d be cool to have like a Spider-Man situation one day, where you’re able to see him with grey hairs and a stiff back and maybe a troubled, experienced look in his eyes

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

“The Uncanny Spider-Force: Scream,” Spider-Force (Vol. 1/2018), #2.

Writer: Christopher Priest; Pencilers: Paulo Siqueira, Marcelo Ferreira, and Szymon Kudranski; Inkers: Oren Junior, Roberto Poggi, and Szymon Kudranski; Colorist: Guru-eFX; Letterer: Joe Sabino

[comicwaren]

From Daredevil Vol. 7 #009, “The Red Fist Saga: Part 9”

Art by Manuel Garcia and Matthew Wilson

Written by Chip Zdarsky

[chiara1294]

I’ve just rewatched Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse and PLEASE this soundtrack is just insane, I never get tired of it just as I never get tired of the mind-blowing animation of the movie

[redhoodie1723]

rant abt mcu spider-man and how it's good writing for a bad adaptation

okay so this wasnt really inspired by anything, i just wanted to put this into words. before i start, idc if u love or hate the mcu and ur thoughts on the spider-man adpatations. this is just my personal opinion and what i understood after watching the movies (numerous times). feel free to add on or respond (i do love having convos abt this lol).

for me, the difficult thing abt mcu spider-man and his supporting cast is not that they're badly written, they're just bad adaptions. for the most part, the character development of peter (and some of the supporting cast) makes perfect sense within the context of the universe and creates a compelling story that affects the viewer emotionally. that's not the issue. the issue is the story they're telling is not a story that aligns with the history and values of who spider-man is in the comics.

like for peter, a lot of his development within the mcu is all about learning to be a hero without all the fancy tech and stuff.

in homecoming, it was in the end when he became a true hero, not because of the tech, or even his powers, but his desire to do good and be good. he chose to sacrifice parts of his personal life to do the right thing, he chose to save the vulture when he could've gotten hurt, etc.

this is continued in far from home, where peter's reliance on the iron spider suit and the edith glasses prevents him from developing as a hero in his own right. only when he has to use his own intelligence and start to hone his powers is he able to see through mysterio's illusions.

even in no way home, peter tried using the fancy stark industries tech by himself to fix the villains, and failed. however, when he worked with the other peter's using just their intelligence and materials available in a school, they came up with a better plan to save the villains.

so in order, he had to separate himself from the fancy tech and tools given to him by tony stark to learn how to be good, how to use his powers, and how to work with others.

now, he had other arcs and aspects of development in the films, but that was one that continued throughout his story. this is not a badly written arc at all, in fact its very compelling (to me at least) and helps solidify peter as one of the better heroes in the mcu. if you contain his story to just the mcu, and don't consider the comics, it's good writing. in fact, the spider-man films are the only mcu films that have been consistently good since endgame (exception of wakanda forever).

however, this isn't a self contained story. spider-man is a comic book staple and his character has a few key mark traits that should be present in any variation of the character for it to be a good spider-man. the mcu was missing a lot of that.

the most prevalent of which is his financial situation. the parkers are a poor family, peter grew up with financial struggles and this continued on in his adult life. in the mcu, the parkers have lived in at least two different apartments that are fancy, in a nice area, and have no signs of financial difficulties. the only thing that even hints at that is the dumpster diving referenced in civil war, but that can be attributed to other things.

not to mention his reliance on the tech he got from tony stark. it took till the end of no way home to see peter actually sewing one of his suits. spider-man has typically been a very low-tech hero outside of his webshooters. he's smart enough to handle any tech, but he doesn't have the resources or need for it. and like i said, while a lot of his story is about learning to not be reliant on all that stuff, it makes no sense to his character that he would have access to the first place.

peter isn't as 'uwu' in the mcu as fandom makes him out to be, he's actually pretty mature for his age and a strong character. however, peter parker should be more than that, the mcu peter parker lacks spider-man's distinctive biting wit. spider-man doesn't just make bad puns and a few quips, he actively makes fun of his opponents, both superhero and personal ones. mcu peter doesn't do this.

and the complete lack of uncle ben is atrocious. i know may got the iconic responsibility line, but ben's impact on peter and his path to heroism is only vaguely alluded to. i understand not wanting to rehash spider-man's origin story for the millionth time, but the mcu didn't even include a name drop of the most important motivation for peter becoming spider-man.

(side note: some people are upset he was on team iron man for civil war. i dont really care, the accords/circumstances were a lot different from the comic and while i do think if peter knew the full extent, he would've leaned team cap, i also don't think it was a huge characterization issue in regards to the adaptation)

and there's other stuff, but the point i'm trying to make is that mcu peter is a good character. he's well-written and complex, and i know why a lot of people like him (i do too). however, the fact is, until no way home, he wasn't even close to an accurate spider-man adaptation. things can be good while still not being correct.

and then there's the supporting cast.

controversial take: i hate mcu mj. zendaya is a phenomal actress with incredible range, and i know she would've been an amazing mary jane watson, but the writers ruined it.

like at least peter had some things in common with his comic counterpart. with mcu mj, the made an OC and then slapped mj's nickname onto it, not even her full name, just the nickname.

i don't wanna go into it much because this is already so long, but it just feels like the writers don't think female characters can be traditionally feminine while still being strong characters.

with mcu peter, it at least feels like he was well written. mcu mj had little to no character development. she was written like a fully formed character but given no hints of backstory, motivations, etc. she was just pessimistic for three films, said one line in no way home about thinking more positively, and then the writers called it a day.

she shares no backstory, no personality traits, no aspirations, or anything with comic mj.

honestly, idk enough abt comic ned to speak on him, although i do know that he's essentially a ganke rip-off. however they should have used a character like harry as peter's friend smh. additionally, they did flash dirty.

i know that modern day bullies are often not jocks. like ik from personal experience that the athletes at my school are much nicer than the average student because they're held to such high expectations by the coaching staff. no one is shoving nerds into lockers or giving people swirlies (as far as i know). a guy who is jealous of someone else's academic achievements when they believe it should be theirs, and then verbally insults/talks trash abt them because of it is entirely realistic.

and for a minor, background antagonist, he still had a few referenced backstory and motivations. thats not to say flash is a particular well fleshed out character in the mcu, he's not, but considering he's a background character, thats a lot more forgivable than what they did to mj.

but like peter, hes not a bad character, just not the correct character.

once again, financials are changed. it's like the mcu is allergic to working class or poor characters. flash's parents in the comic are a police officer and a stay at home mom. they are not buying flash new cars and fancy phones like he has in the mcu. the only similarity is that flash's father seems to be a bad parent in both universes, but since we dont know much about his parents other than the references in far from home, i dont know how deep those similarities go.

anyways thats my rant. there are other issues with the spider-man adaptation in the mcu, but overall im disappointed with how it's handled. im glad no way home set up a more accurate version of spider-man, but they should've had that from the beginning.

plus, there are many significantly worse adaptations in the mcu that are not only bad adaptations, but bad writing too (cough cough mcu w*nda). in the big scheme of things, spider-man fans got lucky, the mcu has butchered characters much worse than that. and at least it seems like things are going to be better from now on.

[primewritessmut]

“The ribs are a bitch but the shoulder… You ever dislocate it before?”

“No.”

“How big is the dislocation?”

“How the fuck should I know?”

“It’s your fuckin’ shoulder, lollipop.”

“I don’t know. There’s a lump. A bulge? It’s small.”

"There's nothing small about me, baby."

“The field of vision in your damaged eye. Your sense of right and wrong. The likelihood that you’ll ever be released from your contract.”

“Jesus. You really go for the jugular, don’t you?”

A Particular Set of Skills Chp 16

[choujinx]

SPIDER-MAN: ITSUWARI NO AKA (2019-2020) by oosawa yuusuke

[withthekeyisking-writer]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ben Reilly & Slade Wilson, Ben Reilly/Miles Warren Characters: Slade Wilson, Ben Reilly Additional Tags: Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, sort of Outside POV?, since slade has no fucking clue what's been going on, an outsider look at all the fucked up shit miles warren gets up to, Clones, Human Experimentation, Implied/Referenced Sexual Abuse, Miles Warren is a Creep, Hurt Ben Reilly, Ben Reilly Has Issues, Protective Slade Wilson, Offer of Prostitution, no editing we die like ben reilly Summary:

Slade doesn't mind getting hired by batshit scientists, because frankly, they pay well.

This is the first time the stolen "project" he's retrieving is an actual person, though.